What is not to make sense with beautiful,clear and concise words such as "overlijdensrisicoverzekering" (riskofdyinginsurance) "levensmiddelenindustrie" (this fcker needs 2 translations ("life'ssubstance(=food) industry))
I am an American, i love my weird, ok really weird, back ass country. A country so enriched with all the world's cultures, that jokes like these are needed, welcome and enjoyed!
All the youth had to do was vote and we'd of been in a much better situation starting 20 years ago but they don't do that for some reason and now we're all gonna die
1. Have they stopped caring how they look? - Trump 2. Do they have poor eating habits? - Yes 3. Have they run out of money? - Yes. Thanks Trump! C'mon Canada, where's our intervention?
$22 trillion 3 years later. In 1979 I watched a movie called Americathon with John Ritter. I looked up the trailer the other day and in the movie, the US owed $400 billion it had to raise to pay back the richest guy in the world (he said 'I gotta eat too is all I remember). Now $400 billion is 10 or 12 days into a month. I don't want a guberment that borrowers money, I want one that saves money.
@@DataJuggler Y'all really out here making calls on this stuff without understanding a single concept about economics, huh? Government debt isn't the same as your debt. Read up on this stuff.
also, Tim hortons a coffee shop chain mind you plans to open 120 Tim Hortons in the Persian gulf region, because our idea of invasion involves doughnuts and double doubles
Air Canada: has bad service American Airline: "this plane will be crashing at 2:14pm so plan your days accordingly, if that doesn't work for you feel free to take the next flight which will be crashing at 7:45pm"
The whole time I was just thinking about America and Canada from Hetalia having different conversations. LOL, I'm probably the only one that gets this...
@@Mark_Cadden I listen to people from 2012 talk about America, and think about how we talk about it now (in 2020), and wonder how much worse things still have yet to get
hey 2012, it's cute that you think that was the rock bottom for burgerland, just wait till 2020 and you will truly know how you are not even near the middle of the barrel yet.
Dear John Oliver: I will not have my mother's tongue compared to US economics.. Both should be abolished for being ludicrous and horrid, but one needs to draw the line somewhere. ;-p
Was surprised at how Irish sounding the Canadian comedian's accent was. I'm curious as to which province or territory of Canada is that accent prevalent?
+Mark Saunders Yep, as OutriggerRugger said he's from Newfoundland, he sounds Irish because Newfoundland's population mostly hails from Ireland. The Newfoundland accent is very specific, it's not 100% Irish but similar.
The economic situation of the modern world isn't comparable to that of the ancient world. There's not really any ground for saying that if america collapsed economically it would be comparable to the dark ages, and even if that was the case, we have the communication infrastructure and technology to be able to predict and prepare for something like that, America is on the decline (the debate is really only how fast), the world isn't just going to sit back and hope for the best, we'll prepare
Well, there is a good thing to it: these comedians could go a bit further than they would be able to in the USA... Sure, it's hard to get laugh, but it's hard to get booed (worst, some of the stuff that will bring "booo" in USA, will be applauded in Montreal).
I never said you wanted to be like us .... I was just making a point.... That last country that had economic ties,like we do, to a lot of nations was rome. When western rome failed it was the dark ages in all the countries connected to western rome suffered economically.... The point I am letting you know how great America really is...... P.S. I disagree with American supremacy but one must be able to acknowledge the truth
2:16 did he just say that "Ultimate Fighting" which I'm assuming is MMA or more specifically the UFC, is "fighting without rules" ? Fucking CASUAL. He probably can't tell a RNC from a Bulldog! He probably can't tell the difference between Cowboy Oliviera and Cowboy Cerrone! It's actually ironic because since MMA has so many techniques and different ways that the fight can turn out, there is more individual rules for those scenarios than in any other combat sport! The 12-6 rule, no outstretched fingers, no leg strikes to the head of a grounded opponent, the rules that even dictate what constitutes a ground opponent, no putting your fingers in the gloves of another fighter, and the list goes on and on and on! Hahaha. It's always fun to hear people talk about MMA who don't actually watch it because they think it's the same thing as Mortal Kombat or something haha.
Right our economy WOULD suffer. However that doesn't mean we want to be like you. Let's see ... do we want to suffer, or fail big like the US? Also I don't think your economy will fail - too big to fail type scenarios, but it is a bad situation to be in
John Oliver is a comedian and an American citizen, I don't think anyone actually should take this seriously. Economically speaking, America is in much better shape than most European countries and will eventually rebound.
Excuses ? I didn't say they were English... I said this was in the french province of Canada therefor less understanding of American politic.. Read carefully before answering back and stop nagging..
I want everyone to have total agency over their lives. Everyone should be able to live in their own ideal nation. Let people peacefully secede and form their own ideal nations. Best solution for all sides.
Oooh, you're so sharp, quick witted and intellectually cutting! I've TOTALLY changed my mind...thanks to your comment all of these old, dry, boring and all-too-often beaten and HALF true paradigms of social judgement all the sudden seem fresh and relevant! Thanks to Internet hero's like you we can all, now, see the error of our ways. Go get yourself a cookie champ, you earned it.
"I'm paying $3,000 dollars a month for an $8 house." :'-D Hahaaa
"yes i'l die for my country but I need a coffee first, Jesus" best quote ever.
I never expect to hear a whole comedy routine about Chinese food without one of those dog and cat jokes. So that was original of him.
2012 John Oliver: maybe we should stage an intervention for America
Me in 2020: oh God, I wish you all had done that
I hope americans realise mr oliver was very mild in his jokes - as he could have joked about guns, bible-bashers, politics, sarah palin etc.
VC YT Or Psaki... I still don´t know, if Psaki was a bad joke of the white house.
I am curious where do you stand on guns
***** *baduum tsss* nice one sir
***** i asked her or his opinions because they seem very liberal but not all liberals are anti gun
***** np bro keep up the puns
"I've lived for 34 years on this planet. 3 elsewhere" ... I knew it!! John Oliver is not from around here!
"It's like the Dutch language. I'm told it makes sense, but I seriously have my doubts." Hah!
We're just pretending we can understand each other to confuse foreigners, then make up grammatical rules on the spot to fuck with them even more.
I FUCKING KNEW IT.
this Dutchman almost choked on his sandwich when hearing this 😂😂😂
What is not to make sense with beautiful,clear and concise words such as
"overlijdensrisicoverzekering" (riskofdyinginsurance)
"levensmiddelenindustrie" (this fcker needs 2 translations ("life'ssubstance(=food) industry))
I am an American, i love my weird, ok really weird, back ass country. A country so enriched with all the world's cultures, that jokes like these are needed, welcome and enjoyed!
“To me economics is like the Dutch language...” this Dutchman almost choked on his sandwich when hearing this 😂😂😂
"You deserve to see more of the decline of the American Empire" Already doing that, thanks!^^
All the youth had to do was vote and we'd of been in a much better situation starting 20 years ago but they don't do that for some reason and now we're all gonna die
A Roast of the United States
love john oliver
1. Have they stopped caring how they look? - Trump
2. Do they have poor eating habits? - Yes
3. Have they run out of money? - Yes. Thanks Trump!
C'mon Canada, where's our intervention?
The KFC double down was fire, though. xD
"Canadians let's laugh at the decline of the American Empire" XD simply beautiful :)
19.5 trillion dollars. US National Debt. September 2016.
Imagine how they feel now
$22 trillion 3 years later.
In 1979 I watched a movie called Americathon with John Ritter.
I looked up the trailer the other day and in the movie, the US owed $400 billion it had to raise to pay back the richest guy in the world (he said 'I gotta eat too is all I remember).
Now $400 billion is 10 or 12 days into a month.
I don't want a guberment that borrowers money, I want one that saves money.
@@DataJuggler Y'all really out here making calls on this stuff without understanding a single concept about economics, huh? Government debt isn't the same as your debt. Read up on this stuff.
Justin P yeah Japanese debt is 300% of GDP. US Debt to GDP is lower than 110%.
also, Tim hortons a coffee shop chain mind you plans to open 120 Tim Hortons in the Persian gulf region, because our idea of invasion involves doughnuts and double doubles
Air Canada: has bad service
American Airline: "this plane will be crashing at 2:14pm so plan your days accordingly, if that doesn't work for you feel free to take the next flight which will be crashing at 7:45pm"
thank you very much for sharing this very intuitive video
The whole time I was just thinking about America and Canada from Hetalia having different conversations. LOL, I'm probably the only one that gets this...
I was scrolling and looking for a comment like this and thank you
Me too
I recognize Hetalia. I should probably watch it at some point.
KFC introduced the double down in Australia as an April Fools joke
I’d say we just hit our rock bottom recently. This is just foreshadowing
What do you think about that now? ;)
Remon m Oof. Lol I stand corrected 😂
Lol
@@Mark_Cadden I listen to people from 2012 talk about America, and think about how we talk about it now (in 2020), and wonder how much worse things still have yet to get
Love John Oliver!
Piggy banks taught me that if I hit it hard enough I'll get my money.
Marc could do a great Robert Downey Jr impression.
You’re not supposed to taste air!
he's right we do give up too easily
Because laughing at Americans in Canada is a long and proud tradition.
the bit at 10:39 is basically America having an argument with his brother Canada
Montreal is like the Hague but for comedy.
10/2019 - We are an even bigger mess. I hope we are still around when/if somebody reads this in the future.
6/2020 - Still here. We're in an even bigger mess than you could imagine in your 10/19.
When I made this comment I could not ever have imagined the world we live in today. I hope 2021 brings some sanity. Stay strong, safe, and be well!
I WISH we hit rock bottom back in 2008. Just ask John Oliver, American Citizen.
Alonzo you should come to Britain - we are short of comedians right now - but especially sardonic wit. You are boss Alonzo :)
Respect from Poland
last guy was so canadian he was irish
I love the blurred out stinky
I just looked at the TV and guess whats on...POKER!
I once accendentky kicked a canadian on the train, she said sorry...
+Frederik Petersen mate, i'm from England, and that would legitimately happen over here!
@@joshyfowler1997 I was wondering where we got it from.
This guy is a legend :)
Greatness only requires an inflated ego.
America is this still the best nation of the world period and yes I'm black too
hey 2012, it's cute that you think that was the rock bottom for burgerland, just wait till 2020 and you will truly know how you are not even near the middle of the barrel yet.
aww Marc Maron!!! good to see him doing stand up
Dear John Oliver: I will not have my mother's tongue compared to US economics.. Both should be abolished for being ludicrous and horrid, but one needs to draw the line somewhere. ;-p
Samuel L. Jackson is a seriously funny dude!!!
Arvin S Anolin i
Actually, the future is Mexican and Chinese. Awesome ties developing.
Was surprised at how Irish sounding the Canadian comedian's accent was. I'm curious as to which province or territory of Canada is that accent prevalent?
Mark Critch is from Newfoundland.
+Mark Saunders Yep, as OutriggerRugger said he's from Newfoundland, he sounds Irish because Newfoundland's population mostly hails from Ireland. The Newfoundland accent is very specific, it's not 100% Irish but similar.
MartaVdz Thank you both for the info :)
I've seen all these jokes about 4 years ago.
He sounds like Robert Downey Jr.
Wow that guy sounds really Newfie.
Did Mark Crich steal from another comedian?? Cause I heard the "bumping into someone" joke already... Or is ti the other way around?
Thank you! lol
I'm glad I didn't pay to watch this show
I like the US, but I don't think I'd want to live there
these jokes would kill in America! hahaha
Prophetic
If not why we still have other people from other nations keep coming here
Mark Marron just kinda made fun of Mexicans and Chinese people the whole time
Damn, I wanted more than 4 minutes of Mark Maron !
14:15 - NOT ANYMORE, HON... THE POTUS IS ORANGE NOW.
what's the tune when there is a switch?
Why does Mac remind me of Tony Stark?
Minding my own business...texting
Yin yang. More like yin bang!
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Vive le Québec Libre !
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when was this aired
If I were to guess 2011 or 2012
At 8:08.
As a dutchman. I can tell you. It does NOT make sense.
The guy just didn't study his audience..
The economic situation of the modern world isn't comparable to that of the ancient world. There's not really any ground for saying that if america collapsed economically it would be comparable to the dark ages, and even if that was the case, we have the communication infrastructure and technology to be able to predict and prepare for something like that, America is on the decline (the debate is really only how fast), the world isn't just going to sit back and hope for the best, we'll prepare
Well, there is a good thing to it: these comedians could go a bit further than they would be able to in the USA... Sure, it's hard to get laugh, but it's hard to get booed (worst, some of the stuff that will bring "booo" in USA, will be applauded in Montreal).
Does it?
The whole system is controlled!
Rock bottom doesn't look so bad now
Lmao Canadians brits and the world hates on us, that just shows how great we are
Gay marriage ain’t a issue at all
My property taxes going thru the roof is a huuuuuuge oroblem
The era before trump was so nice...
American politic jokes in the french part of Canada... What you think... XD
this couldve been done in better taste
I never said you wanted to be like us .... I was just making a point.... That last country that had economic ties,like we do, to a lot of nations was rome. When western rome failed it was the dark ages in all the countries connected to western rome suffered economically.... The point I am letting you know how great America really is......
P.S. I disagree with American supremacy but one must be able to acknowledge the truth
2:16 did he just say that "Ultimate Fighting" which I'm assuming is MMA or more specifically the UFC, is "fighting without rules" ? Fucking CASUAL. He probably can't tell a RNC from a Bulldog! He probably can't tell the difference between Cowboy Oliviera and Cowboy Cerrone! It's actually ironic because since MMA has so many techniques and different ways that the fight can turn out, there is more individual rules for those scenarios than in any other combat sport! The 12-6 rule, no outstretched fingers, no leg strikes to the head of a grounded opponent, the rules that even dictate what constitutes a ground opponent, no putting your fingers in the gloves of another fighter, and the list goes on and on and on! Hahaha. It's always fun to hear people talk about MMA who don't actually watch it because they think it's the same thing as Mortal Kombat or something haha.
can you like go to bed or smoke a bowl or do whatever you need to do to calm down, please
Right our economy WOULD suffer. However that doesn't mean we want to be like you. Let's see ... do we want to suffer, or fail big like the US?
Also I don't think your economy will fail - too big to fail type scenarios, but it is a bad situation to be in
What's the Black Dude's name? HE'S THE TRU SHIT!!!
Correction:
Americans say "sorry".
Canadians say "sewry".
+nope Actually the stereotype is more like soorry
Nietzsche for the modern day
Why are they making jokes about America politics in Canada anyway?
9:20 An Asian/Brown dude that old and who looked liked that - would he ever land choice white poon? Just saying Canada.
sweden is awsome
They're not all french! I'm sure most of them are English. Find another excuse..lol
It has nothing to do with the language.
Nope. The Dutch language does not make sense.
this Dutchman almost choked on his sandwich when hearing this 😂😂😂
Americans.. pls comment.. i want to know what u ppl think..
John Oliver is a comedian and an American citizen, I don't think anyone actually should take this seriously. Economically speaking, America is in much better shape than most European countries and will eventually rebound.
BickSayless Thanks a lot... very insightful comment...
Americans even though there talking a bunch of shit, we just need to remember one thing. They're Canadians. Does it really matter?
A person once said,Canada is a nice place to live.. US is a nice place to die..
As an American, I can confirm, it's gettin pretty shitty down here. Detroit, that's all I have to say..
Excuses ? I didn't say they were English... I said this was in the french province of Canada therefor less understanding of American politic..
Read carefully before answering back and stop nagging..
Does it though? Looks like your looking at facts and just saying... No.
Stiff audience.
That understand English
that canadian guy's accent make me cringe
why would you make a show about how bad your country is? wtf lol
I want everyone to have total agency over their lives. Everyone should be able to live in their own ideal nation. Let people peacefully secede and form their own ideal nations. Best solution for all sides.
I'm all for some self deprecating humor... But this is generic, uninspired and dreadfully pandering.
Oooh, you're so sharp, quick witted and intellectually cutting! I've TOTALLY changed my mind...thanks to your comment all of these old, dry, boring and all-too-often beaten and HALF true paradigms of social judgement all the sudden seem fresh and relevant! Thanks to Internet hero's like you we can all, now, see the error of our ways. Go get yourself a cookie champ, you earned it.
our economy falls yours suffer...unlike Kenya, China is not invested in your country