Best HFY story: Momma Bear | 2628 | r/HFY

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  • @Norbrookc
    @Norbrookc 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

    Where I live we have a sizable population of black bears. I've had people ask me what would scare me out in the woods, and my answer is always "bear cubs." Yes, they're cute, freaking adorable, but if you see them you immediately begin to back away and look around for momma. You do not want to scare the cubs and be between them and momma.

    • @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233
      @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I felt the same when I was passed by a herd of wild hogs with piglets once

    • @merlinathrawes746
      @merlinathrawes746 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Pretty much the same with the young of any animal, even if the normal response is to run, if the young are in danger they will attack.

    • @trmerc7635
      @trmerc7635 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Saw a video once. Squirrel attacking a snake that had one of its babies.

    • @Nuuboat
      @Nuuboat 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 oh I've been there! Had a sow with piglet's pass in front of our van once. She looked like she'd reach me to the belly button. Then we looked back where they came from and saw papa pig..
      Felt like he was as big as the van. We were very very still.

  • @Wastelandman7000
    @Wastelandman7000 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    Never threaten the young of a species that can step on you by accident. They might step on you on purpose.

  • @Wastelandman7000
    @Wastelandman7000 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    "Now, runt, we need to have a little talk about what our truly dangerous warriors would have done to you"

  • @darwinskeeper421
    @darwinskeeper421 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    This was great! I had a feeling that it might have been a play house early on. It's nice to see that humans are continuing their tradition of welcoming other species onto their colonies.

  • @truefreeman5294
    @truefreeman5294 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    They got off lucky, If papa bear was around there would be no survivors between the two of them.

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      It would be pretty messy; mop and bucket kind of cleanup.

  • @Shadow.Dragon
    @Shadow.Dragon 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Great story; Excellent narration! Never, ever get between a mother and her child! You will lose every time! LOL!!!

  • @TheJMPD
    @TheJMPD 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Advice to xenos: Do NOT feck with the younglings, especially when Momma is nearby!
    In fact, just don't feck with the younglings, period!

  • @jeanannd
    @jeanannd 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    Never threaten a mother's young.

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Given the relative size of Gorklak to Humans, Suzie probably could have wiped the floor with Zokidar by herself one on one. Of course, there were several of them and Suzie didn't know the weapons wouldn't seriously injure her.

    • @Ackalan
      @Ackalan 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The raiders were just lucky they didn't invade a party with a knight theme.

  • @larsharris
    @larsharris 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    A early memory. I went to a dog who attacked me. I was 4-5 years old. It was winter, I curled in ball dog was tearing into clothing I hear mom. Wearing a dress from ladies meeting, shoes with low heels. *not what you want going against a nasty dog* she hit that dog running, kicking broke ribs *the owner assumed* The owner had decided to put the animal down before that. Just he could not bring himself before. It had attacked him. One kick it wanted NOTHING to do with mom.
    Years later she asked where I got the defensive of kids. “From you”

  • @mattbrown5511
    @mattbrown5511 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    At least the not-so-bright alien leader suffered from lack of intell, instead of bad intell, about us wee little humans.

  • @dragon1011dk
    @dragon1011dk 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    This story mad me laugh. Thank you. A good laugh is something to cherish.

  • @LTDunltd
    @LTDunltd 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I'm with Captain Hallden. Damn FIBs even got their own planet.

  • @BobDacat-py6so
    @BobDacat-py6so 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Luckily I've never had that particular fun. But in a similar way I was in the army in Germany and one day messing about in the woods I was startled by a group of cute little piglets wandering out of the trees. Some part of my brain had me up and in my vehicle hatch shut looking out the periscope at mamma boar walking out after her babies not a care in the world. Stayed buttoned up for what felt like hours until I heard an Italian ice truck driving through the woods looking for GIs to sell ices to. Never encountered a boar in the wild, I'm not a hunter but something in me knew what to do.

  • @mikethurman3147
    @mikethurman3147 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    At the start I thought it was a house next to a barn.
    Great story.

  • @bf-696
    @bf-696 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Actually, when you mess with a momma bear's cub.

  • @KwaterbugBUTCHER
    @KwaterbugBUTCHER 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice! For the Squirrel 🐿

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Greetings Mentlegent!
    For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
    I'm gonna knock you out! Momma said knock you out!

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!

  • @DeathclawJedi
    @DeathclawJedi 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Part 2 his punishment is to work for mamma Bear for 3 years. And EVERY year he and whom ever survived out of his raiding party will be charged with set up and tear down of the Best Birthday parties Suzi will ever know. And I MEAN THE BEST OR MAMMA BEAR WILL GET CROSS!

  • @ombrepourpre7562
    @ombrepourpre7562 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Don't target the Youngs...
    Even if some parents are real trash, who don't care, if not directly abusive or worst with their own children... Many, many other will react VERY badly to anyone targeting kids and children 👹

  • @lupaswolfshead9971
    @lupaswolfshead9971 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    hahaha literally.

  • @Jakes3130
    @Jakes3130 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @MarijnvdSterre
    @MarijnvdSterre 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    If you want to keep something "mysterious" until the end. I suggest not putting it in the name of the story...

    • @zuzax1656
      @zuzax1656 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      True. A better title would be, "That's what happens when...". Since that could be anything, falling in love, eating certain food, wearing the wrong clothes, etc., it keeps the mystery alive.

    • @trmerc7635
      @trmerc7635 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This wasn't meant to be mysterious. It was meant to be funny.

  • @starshade7826
    @starshade7826 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I remember hearing that if you come across a bear cub take one picture and run away.

    • @mattbrown5511
      @mattbrown5511 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      NO! Do not run, ever. Make yourself a big as possible and make lots of noise. Momma Bear may not kill you then.

    • @robertstoneking7916
      @robertstoneking7916 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@mattbrown5511 If you can imitate a goose do so. It might be the only thing that will scare a bear.

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    2nd, 2 January 2025