I couldn't imagine viewing every piece of media through that lense alone. It's like, "Do you enjoy nothing at all whatsoever and everything triggers you?"
Oh no, you have to understand. If a dark-skinned man is in close proximity to a fair-skinned woman she is getting her insides rearrange off screen. That's the basic NSFW logic he and others work on.
It's so funny how he seems like he feels genuinely cucked because she isn't crushing on Link anymore. I didn't think you were supposed to take "audience-surrogate character" that seriously
@@biecie says a lot the goofiest boss in the game managed to get forklift licensed, and rise above being NSFW, and these guys can't get over a different skintone.
I wonder how effectively you could alter this guy's entire political ideology by subtely and gradually altering the type of pornography recommended to him online for a year or so
That's what I thought about conservatives, what if I subtly inject different interesting media and art that will expand their emotions and wonder which in turn would alter their political biases.
He's clearly already into futa, so if we can just connect the appreciation of futas to the appreciation of "real life futas" we might have something. It's fetishization, but that's better than outright hatred. Next step, inch him away from NTR to polyamory
I can imagine some dramatic scene with this. *Sniff* "A Hylian has been here." "How can you tell?" *The wind blows through the man's hair as he squints and looks off into the distance.* "Cuckold porn..."
Not to mention, at the start of this game, Link and Zelda, who by the end of BotW were stablished have feelings for each other, *are living together and heavily implied to sleep in the same bed* not to mention being attracted to both genders is a thing that can happen
@@GabbyIsFine I'm kind of torn, because, on one hand, at least he's no longer pinning for Link (maybe 🤷♀) and on the other, let's be honest Nintendo was *never* going to give him a boyfriend, and eve then, chuds like this are still crying over how gay/woke Zelda is now
@@GabbyIsFine and rather than female characters from Beastars (which they have their own queer allegory) I would say any female character in a male sports anime, specially the older ones
I’m torn. On one hand this stuff is repugnant and needs to stop. But on the other hand it’s so funny that we may have to incorporate the loss of entertainment into our moral calculus.
Spoiler : she’s a random priestess before meeting Rauru, literally no one cared enough to say anything about her before she married him. So quite literally anything could happen, but instead they cry about “b-but I hate black people, therefore they shouldn’t exist” Same shit as black dwarves.
@@Charolette21 More than 10,000 years ago. BOTW's backstory happend when the Calamity was already a thing 10,000 years ago; however, the founding of Hyrule happend long long long before that. Hylians don't look any particular way because each game happens in its own time period. The idea that people more than 10,000 years ago have to look exactly the same as today is dumb.
if someone were to tell me "Write a caricature parody of an Anti - SJW" this is exactly the character i would write, because it's so absurd and demented that you never actually think people like this could exist but i was very wrong apparently
Synthetic Man is essentially if an AI took information from places like 4chan, reddit, and rule34 to create the worst possible amalgamation of them all.
In the words of Gary Johnston from Team America. “Pussies become so full of shit that they become assholes themselves.” Here however, anti-SJWs become so full of politics that they become SJWs themselves.
Synthetic man did a video on God of War Ragnarok, saying it was a walking simulator and complain about how Atreus wasn’t hitting on a girl because he’s a teenager boy. Yeah it was really that stupid
This dude is worse than shippers immediately jumping to write fanfics about any characters that make eyecontact. The only difference is that the shippers have fun.
@hotwhire when he was talking about the smaller chested gerudo woman I literally couldn't help but feel disgusted. Like if there brown is all they serve for you is fap material? And must have a heavy chest for you to even want to be tolerant to them like Jesus dude the guys looney toonz
Can't believe that Cuck Shigeru Miyamoto pandered to the Woke mob when they made Zelda into a cross-dressing rebellious ninja in 1998. He must be a Jew.
@@handoverthestromboli6715 no I know about sheik, I was referring to link being a girly ninja😂 at least that's the image that came in my head when I read your comment. Also in your opinion Zelda vs peach as Nintendos best princess
For anyone interested, the Zonai are almost definitely rooted in rabbits, not goats, as "Rabbits that came from the Moon" is a common trope in Japanese folklore, hence the long ears.
Some other notable examples of lunar rabbits - The Broodals from Super Mario Odyssey Sailor Moon's Japanese name "Usagi Tsukino" literally means "Rabbit of the Moon" with twin-tails meant to represent rabbit ears The final villain of Naruto is a rabbit princess from the moon
Also, the Triforce is the insignia of the Hojo clan, who were the ruling clan of the Kamakura Shogunate. Yeah, the Shoguns of the the first shogunate were just figureheads like the Emperor was.
@Kennz that's wild I did not know think about that. Ff14 also has a race of bunny people who are tasked with secretly constructing a spaceship to the moon
You know, I was about to disagree with you, but after actually watching the video I quickly realized that simply being a coomer is indeed by FAR the least of his problems because holy shit. Im never making fun of normal coomers again.
As a 34 year old virgin I can say that I think you're right on the money. Whenever I've been drawn to far right beliefs it has been because of sexual insecurity.
@@MrSharpShooterMan77 I remember in his initial review when he got mad that Freya was “too powerful” and said her being a Valkyrie was just plot armour, but when people corrected him that it was established in the first game she was a Valkyrie, he called them “autists” who “overanalysed details that everyone else would’ve forgotten”
@@shockshplock3480 So essentially he admitted to being too dumb to "notice stuff", and tried to project said dumbness onto others. It's funnier because in his anal sis he comes to all sorts of wrong conclusions ..
And also implied in his gow video that people should take harm because of the jews... okay, he didnt say explicitely jews but my point is that this guy is a mass shooter in the making... And it baffle me that youtube let this guy make video like that and do nothing...
He lives at home with his parents and is unemployed I’m pretty sure, I guess there’s nothing wrong with that but it’s pretty clear he doesn’t get out much. The problem with these types is that they think they’re being robbed because a cute blonde hasn’t waltzed into their lives yet and fulfilled all of their needs when they make no effort to reach out and actually talk to women.
@@shockshplock3480 I'm in no way any conservative etc. and the guy in the video is a total clown, but man talking to woman feels like a other side of the same coin. Maybe I didn't meet enough but judging from people in school they were just totally brainless, all of them and I mean, all of them were just on tiktok/snapchat etc. the entire time. Is it even possible to get 20 year old (I'm this age) girl that isn't addicted to social media and actually has something meaningful to say? Like seriously it seems like most of the young women at least are just a copy of each other. With each the only topic was either some random mainstream shit or school. I don't want a total normie gf
I can imagine living life like that because i used to be a nazi on the far right. It was truly miserable, everytime i saw a black character in anything I'd become upset. I'm extremely happy i got out of that mindset, I have alot of anger towards the people pushing it, and insight into the minds of these people. Vaush nails this 100%.
@@guillaumelagueyte1019 it's been a few years now since I've fully gotten away from all that. It was a slow transition towards leftism but I'm extremely happy I found the right mindset. There's so much bullshit and hypocrisy with those people.
@@brandonsulyak5019 it happens. You seem young. Word of advice, don't be ashamed if anyone scolds you about this stuff or if you say something reactionary when you genuinely don't know about it. Even leftists can be problematic and even reactionary at times (not including some major slurs). No one's perfect and that's totally fine (liberals are hella dumb but are mostly good people). That's why the people I surround myself the most are all about class solidarity. It's hard out there and I wish you the best of luck with everything.
Funny, I think that ToTK wasn't "leftist enough", like they literally gave Sidon a fiancé just to get the fandom to "shut up". Also, they went out of their way to say that Zelda lives alone in that house, you know... the house literally called "Link's house" in BoTW.
Do they say Zelda lives alone in that house? Link can still sleep in the bed, the table is set for two people, and I don't see why Zelda would need a secret study if she had the place to herself.
This man's brain has been liquefied by 4chan, to the point where it's hard not to feel kind of bad for him. Though I feel worse for anyone that has to interact with him online or in real life.
imagine any attempt he would have to interact in the real world he would just try and drop cringy in jokes that would either go over peoples head and make him seem even more socially inept than he already is, OR they would get some of it and be immediately repelled poor creature has hardlocked his social circle to internet nazis because thats literally the only people he wont scare off
This man's brain has been liquefied by Vaush, to the point where it's hard not to feel kind of bad for him. Though I feel worse for anyone that has to interact with him online or in real life.
I thought that /r/handholding being a "lewd" place was a joke and the whole point of that sub... but apparently some people actually think that shaking hand is sexual degeneracy.
It's not uncommon among people of certain religions. While moderates usually ignore it, hardline Muslims and profoundly orthodox Jews forbid unmarried, non familiarly related men and women shaking hands. The former even forbids looking at, being alone with and in any way touching a woman who isn't your wife or relative. I went to one of my Muslim friends' house for years, ate dozens of his mother's meals but never once saw the woman in person or heard her voice. Had to get him or one of his brothers to scout ahead whenever I moved around to make sure that I never entered the room she was in.
@@anonymousinfinido2540 UK. There was an immigration boom of people from Islamic countries in the aftermath of WW2 so I had a lot of Muslim friends growing up.
@@mathiasbillard4225 If they added dating-sim elements into this franchise, there would have to be a canon ending because the next game has to happen and thousands of people would get really mad.
You hit the nail on the head with the instinctual hostility toward what is basically weirdos like this being cock blocked (not that they had a chance to find love to begin with) and the outburst they express as a result of feeling inferior. It’s actually super sad how simplistic their hatred is
That's why they get so offended at white women being with black men. They see it as a confirmation that they can't compete and thus their insecurity makes them lash out.
He is talking about in the entire Franchise of Zelda. Where Hylians are mostly “white” even though there has been Coloured Hylians since Wind Waker (as far as I remember). Tetra being a prime example, and that game came out in 2002
i enjoy the fact that he analyzes Zelda as if his discord buddies made it. Its made in Japan by Japanese people and i dont think he ever considered that
Yeah. That's what I say. Japan doesn't care for modern Hollywood or western trends. They just make stuff first for them and if more people want it too better for them.
Most anti-SJW/Christians don’t. They think The United States is the center of the world and everything is catered to and made for them. “Brown people don’t exist in Japan! Our ancestors were white! And- and obviously they’re working for the illuminati to insert satanic imagery! It’s not like Japan has its own mythology of demons and yokai- IM SPECIAL!”
This guy seems like the kind of person who thinks touching hands will get you pregnant. Like, he sees any two people standing next to eachother and assumes they are married.
@@pancakes8670 Was not expecting that loathesome streamer to be mentioned, and I haven't seen those streams so I'm scared now when I eventually watch the vods
The way he can only comprehend the world in terms of "race" genuinely reminds me of *Measurehead from Disco Elysium,* only that he views himself as the cucked, whereas MH clearly sees himself as the one doing the cucking
It's hilarious that the first "serious" interlocutor promoting racism in that game is just a massive black man proudly flaunting his phrenology while surrounded by fawning white women. The "Semenese" is too perfectly on the nose.
He definitely doesn't go outside and has no actual friends he can talk to and hang out with. The fact he's using terms like "handmogging" so casually is kind of alarming. He's so far gone into the deep end of the incel/nazi sphere that he just regularly using weird terminology like that in a video essay and doesn't realize how weird he sounds to the outside world.
In fairness, his examples of "sexualizing" are probably leagues more intimate than anything he's experienced with someone outside his immediate family since he hit puberty, so it kind of sort of makes sense in contrast.
@@TintelinusYeah, Mipha was very fond of him and probably talked about him a lot to Sidon. The Zora a seem to be the closest friends to the Hylians in this version of Hyrule.
On the bright side, this guy is so absolutely insane that my level of horny that I previously believed to be delirious seems downright vanilla in comparison. At least I can play a goddamn video game without actively thinking about it.
I agree that link was destined to become a bottom, but that’s coming from my thinly veiled bisexuality and love of effeminate men. Hearing a nazi get the same reading as me is more than a little sus on his part
this is the same dude that complained about a unisex bathroom sign in the dead space remake, you know just a small piece of set dressing that most people either didnt notice or didn't think much of.
But that's how they spread their agenda, don't you see? By hiding it in plain sight and making it so inocuous. It slowly reprograms you into accepting all that, just like I, as a right winger, conditioned myself to be obsessed with black male genitalia by watching interracial cuckold porn for hours and hours every single day while furiously jacking off to it and now I don't know if I hate minorities or myself more, but I know for sure that without minorities existing I would have never been able to condition myself into debilitating, fetishistic behavior, and now where was I...?
Realistically a spaceship would be designed to be as small as possible, especially when designed by a stingy corporation that commits all kinds of workplace safety violations. Why would they splurge for two separate bathrooms?
@@jasonfenton8250 that's what I was thinking too. Idk how astronauts use the restroom in space but I'd imagine it would be a unisex bathroom. Or something similar
Why is having a black character immediately politicized by critiques? I don’t believe I saw it for Lee Everett, but I see it almost everywhere else now.
because they're doubling down on their fascism. it's also why suddenly trans topics are the most diabolical thing in the world to them right now when just three years ago almost no one cared.
Because most white people who think like this don’t see black people on an everyday basis and believe that if they see them in their media it’s pushed for some kind of “agenda” to normalize- equality… I guess. The real reason is that they believe there’s a race war brewing and they’re scared black people will be blood thirsty for revenge and while that would be fun, we really just want to be treated fairly like everyone else and that includes representation in media
Just the males are Ganondorf. Idk but if this was "woke", a basically female-only tribe that anytime a boy is born it becomes the most powerful person in the world. (Besides Link of course)
Fun fact: Geeks and Gamers, Critical Drinker, Nerdrotic, RK Outpost, Mauler and Quartering all hate his guts and refuse to outright speak to him or invite him to podcasts. Dude is so bad that the losers don’t want him.
As a big fan of Blade Runner, most of these types have no idea how to analyze. The furthest they possibly go is the ending's message and overall theme about humanity and what makes a person, etc.
Right wing bladerunner/cyberpunk fans would have a heart attack if they understood the subtext and hyper obvious critiques it throws against capitalism
the word "nazi" is thrown alot these days, so when you first said it i was doubtful, then the dude started speaking and yeah he's worth being called a nazi.
I just remember a decade ago when Frozen came out. There was a conservative radio host who was saying that the movie was gay propaganda because Anna and Elsa had an implied incestuous lesbian relationship and just went on and on about the sexual tension between them in the movie. It felt like he was describing a porn parody than the actual moive. Clearly he was watching the movie with one hand. Coomer wasn't really a word then but it's the only way to describe it. That was the most coomer take i ever heard until now.
Rants like this always make me sad. No matter the setting, genre, media, or context. Black characters do not belong, its all woke, and its all bad. That's the message I keep getting from these again and again. I'm a scurge on your entertainment media simply for the way I look.
Its because right wing white men tend to think everything they engage with just belongs to them. Dont believe them when they act like its just race swapping they dont like. This was him really scrapping though and didnt hide it with thatr J-Q he did. I'm serious, a lot of them actually think media they like, or fantasy and video games especially was made for them because they dopnt see black people in games they like, ant new one is an agenda, to show people he politically doesnt like in his game. Its never assumed black people actually like video games to anti-sjws who think the world revolves around them and their prejudical dogma they think we're supposed to abide by.
Sad hateful people are always going to be here, living sad hateful little lives. I can't say it doesn't bother me, but I can at least take comfort in knowing they're a smaller and less influential portion of the population every year.
I remember a major flashpoint for my understanding of US history/Civil Rights was when my mom explained the sexual insecurities of white men, it made so much of what I was learning about the world in school click into place.
Zelda, actually did make a flashpoint in a sense because sonia was the person depicted in the mural, but she was killed. So I hope this guy makes a follow up on the dlc
@rxpainkillerrx1304 Sonia is depicted having her secret stone stolen in the mural (which was when she was killed). No flashpoint. Just a stable causality loop, which is further reinforced by what is depicted on the mural under the rubble that you couldn't see in the prologue.
@@violeth2255 What could have happened to was the calamity happened before the demon king birth, but the sheikah tech would have been created before. It is so confusing. This game left me with more questions than answers.
I can't believe he actually said that because HE has personally seen a lot of Gerudo futa porn, that means that that is the idea the developers intended.
Okay, the goat-man stuff is funny to me Imagine, if you will, that a game made in Japan, doesn’t use European religious symbolism. Imagine, if you will, that the symbolism might be a little different cross-culture
Different areas of the world attach different meanings to the same symbol? No, that’s stupid my view of it being a satanic symbol is the one correct interpretation
I was going to criticize Vaush for saying that SM was reaching when saying that some of the characters were sexualised considering Vaush made a video about the character designs being subliminally suggestive, but then SM said the giant shark guy kneeling for Link (because Link is tiny) was somehow homoerotic.
Man that guy is a human projector, Jesus lol. Just imagine how much repressed homosexuality he has inside of him that he created this magic shield made of the pure essence of obscurantism to hide his own insecurities. Im old on the internet, i mean i just look young believe me im 36 and i have been on this journey to utter madness since the early 2000 and i can still say that this guy on the Zelda videos is one of the most hilariously absurd things i have ever watched regarding projection.
He used a black voice for the gerudo women because to him, less traditionally feminine women=black women. Because black women=masculine. It's just racism.
Aside from the sexual suppression, the other thing that makes people think this way, is religion. I grew up brainwashed in a Christian evangelical household. I was super far right until college exposed me to new viewpoints
@@Spyno41 The problem is that mixing Sapiens and Neanderthal didn't result in pure Neanderthal offspring unchanged by countless generations of interbreeding with a species half their size. There's something weird going on with them, I don't think the developers even decided which it is.
Lots of species can interbreed despite being different species, like lions and tigers, it just has to do with how evolution pans out. On the other hand I believe there are several species of fish that are all female and breed exclusively with other species. The Gerudo might just have incredibly dominant genes and be close enough to Hylians evolutionarily to still interbreed. Especially since, judging on biology, they’d almost have to be different species, since they’re significantly larger, are almost exclusively female, etc. which are pretty big departures from Hylians.
@@chickenelafsworld7105 you’d can be the same species and still have a higher average height. That happens in some European countries in real life. Even though we are all the same species
That stuff you said about Paya.. These people were playing BoTW thinking they're assembling some kind of harem. So of course now that she's older and has a handsome BF they're *PRESSED* The last thing I noticed about Sonia was the color of her skin.... Like really, do these people ONLY SEE RACE?
@@MyLux777 lol which meant that this guy from the video is so effing conservative that he thinks just because "woman knows man" then they're probably "together".
@Bexy I mean, it's been some years so growth is bound to happen, its natural, not a huge deal, but it is decent writing. Also have you talked to her with your shirt off?....she's still shy, not as much as she use to be, but it's still there nonetheless.
I love this guy complaining that Zelda’s great ancestors where a goat man and a brown skinned woman when Zelda is blond and white. Does he not know that ALL HUMANS were once black! Also even if the first King and Queen’s baby was half Zonai, they’re going to marry a non-Zonai! I’m pretty sure after generations of non-zonai partners the traits are going to be lost….
@@tomgu2285 that is factually incorrect lighter skin developed much later when humans were already out of Africa and began adapting to new environments.
Minor Spoilers, but not more than was shown in the video Sidon isn't the only one to do that long handshake thing, there's like 5 characters that do it too, in the exact same way....
This dude is hallucinating his entire reality. Played the whole game and never once thought any of these things. Giving into weird thoughts isn’t he? Oh and I’m pretty sure Rauru is a “deer” not a “goat” and isn’t representative of “satan” but probably closer to a rip-off of the forest spirit deer from hayao Miyazaki’s princess mononoke.
Gannon: Reincarnation of the demon king demise, essentially the god of evil in the world Zelda: Reincarnation of the goddess hylia, the literal goddess of the world Link: Just one guy so determined to protect his girl that he became a hercules like demi god able to reincarnate himself through sheer force of will. Also he can eat rocks.
"The vow that each of the sages take to Link looks like they're proposing to him" Me, who hasn't gotten that far yet: "Perfect, I can't wait, I am very excited about this"
Edit: Disappointed. Only one of them looked anything like a proposal. On the other hand, it was possibly the cutest and gayest character in the game, circumstances aside
I thought Makeela Riju was 14 in Breath of the Wild, but apparently in Creating a Champion it's revealed that she's supposed to be 12? It's always so hard to tell because the Gerudo are just so freakishly tall. Like Mattison (Hudson and Rhondson's daughter who has to have been born between games) appears to be 5 or 6 years old... maybe, but she could also be 2-3 and just be almost as tall as Link because Gerudo are just like that. So, I'm assuming the 17½ line was just a joke and/or asspull by our buddy Vowsh, but he might be exactly right?
Nah, she's canonically 12 in BoTW. Some fan speculation places ToTK anywhere between 3 and 6 years later, possibly more, which has raised contention about Riju's actual age. You can actually find Mattison in Gerudo Town later on, and if you find her sleeping, an adult Gerudo next to her explains that the Gerudo grow much faster than other races. Regardless, Riju is the best.
He's complaining about the relationship stuff but what he doesn't realize is that link is the real Sigma male cause he's fucking all the characters male and female. They all want link cause he's the hero lol.
Link has never thought about sex or romance in his entire life. If he has, it's purely accidental. He just thinks Zelda is pretty neat and likes her as a friend.
"the sages look like theyre proposing to link for marriage"
fellas, is it gay to... give a firm handshake???
Or fist bump in Yunobo’s case
I mean, Sidon took a knee, but that’s probably because he’s like 10 feet tall and physically can’t reach links hand without lowering himself
And the gayest part, the sages literally put rings on Link's fingers, and the ring that went specifically on Link's ring finger was... Riju's?
@@ThisguySL... You realize the marriage finger is the left one? Link lost his right hand
@@pseudonymous7557 Fair point. Though that also makes his point just that much stupider.
The existential horror of being trapped within a mind that plays a Zelda game and can only interpret it through racist 4chan memes
I bet one could make an ai to do that.
But uh
Should we
@@herec0mestheCh33fWe would be creating a being that’s doomed to suffer. It’s an “I have no mouth and I must scream” situation just waiting to happen
I couldn't imagine viewing every piece of media through that lense alone. It's like, "Do you enjoy nothing at all whatsoever and everything triggers you?"
I have no mouth but I must scream after the lobotomy
Even 4Chan hates this dude apparently.
Paya's "big brown boyfriend" is literally just a researcher that exists in proximity, by which I mean they're in the same VILLAGE
Oh no, you have to understand. If a dark-skinned man is in close proximity to a fair-skinned woman she is getting her insides rearrange off screen. That's the basic NSFW logic he and others work on.
He's consumed so much porn of them he forgot it isn't canon
It's so funny how he seems like he feels genuinely cucked because she isn't crushing on Link anymore. I didn't think you were supposed to take "audience-surrogate character" that seriously
@@biecie says a lot the goofiest boss in the game managed to get forklift licensed, and rise above being NSFW, and these guys can't get over a different skintone.
my ship is dead
Tulin is a sweet boy, there was nothing sexual about him and link, the fact that he saw something there says so much…
The first thought is society speaking not you. You have the same reaction at the second thought? Well that's on you.
@@falconeshield I got an headache trying to understand what you’re attempting to convey with that comment.
@@falconeshield Wut?
@@falconeshieldyou ok bro?
@@falconeshield Pray
Fellas, is it gay to pledge a warriors vow to your trusted companions
I mean... if I refer to the ancient Greek... might be a li'l bit gay...
Hella
Sidon should’ve offered a Poly Marriage. 2 is better than 1
If you put it like that it does sound a little gay
@@chronenojysk5107 yona repairs the zora armor for link, which is just as good as a proposal in my mind
I wonder how effectively you could alter this guy's entire political ideology by subtely and gradually altering the type of pornography recommended to him online for a year or so
He probably wouldn't be the only one who's ideology would change either
That's what I thought about conservatives, what if I subtly inject different interesting media and art that will expand their emotions and wonder which in turn would alter their political biases.
What would be the porn tag pipeline to deradicalizing leftist thought?
@@Archflip none, that's why conservatives try to ban porn and all other "degeneracy"
He's clearly already into futa, so if we can just connect the appreciation of futas to the appreciation of "real life futas" we might have something. It's fetishization, but that's better than outright hatred. Next step, inch him away from NTR to polyamory
The dude can't cope with his thirst for Sidon.
Don't worry lil Nazi, everybody is thirsty for Sidon.
Yeah, even hitler killed him self because he new he would never get to jerk it to Sidon.
I mean he has his own Groupies in BOTW
@Jackson Schoon “Groupers” so to say
@@xXRickTrolledXx clever tbh
FELLAS! IS IT GAY TO RIDE ANOTHER MAN INTO BATTLE!?
"Hylian has been here"
"How can you tell?"
"Cuckold porn"
I can imagine some dramatic scene with this.
*Sniff* "A Hylian has been here."
"How can you tell?"
*The wind blows through the man's hair as he squints and looks off into the distance.* "Cuckold porn..."
@@coalbun1094lmao
*Falls down stairs*
@@coalbun1094slavoj zizek movie when?
they gave Sidon a wife and he literally sees that and goes: "NOOOOO HE'S GAY"
Not to mention, at the start of this game, Link and Zelda, who by the end of BotW were stablished have feelings for each other, *are living together and heavily implied to sleep in the same bed* not to mention being attracted to both genders is a thing that can happen
Same (for different reasons)
His wife's existence is one of the biggest "no homo" in the history of pop culture, topped only maybe by the female characters in Beastars.
@@GabbyIsFine I'm kind of torn, because, on one hand, at least he's no longer pinning for Link (maybe 🤷♀) and on the other, let's be honest Nintendo was *never* going to give him a boyfriend, and eve then, chuds like this are still crying over how gay/woke Zelda is now
@@GabbyIsFine and rather than female characters from Beastars (which they have their own queer allegory) I would say any female character in a male sports anime, specially the older ones
id expect nothing less from the man who said dead space was in solidarity with white genocide
Wait whaaatt
@@MindForgedManacle white replacement bs
HUH? That's a good one
I’m torn. On one hand this stuff is repugnant and needs to stop. But on the other hand it’s so funny that we may have to incorporate the loss of entertainment into our moral calculus.
@@lllULTIMATEMASTERlll it is hilarious and I don't want it to go lol
"like paya now having a giant brown boyfriend" killed me
he was so crestfallen.
I don't even think he is her boyfriend. He's just there to investigate the ring ruins as far as I know
@@Rassjo Thats what i got too and this one girl having a crush on him which made her join the troup
Dude is jealous. He wants to be Paya.
@@KopfdesRiesen Calip is a guy. A guy has a crush on Tauro.
I just thought Zelda's ancestor was tanned because she lives outside basically 99% of the time
Spoiler : she’s a random priestess before meeting Rauru, literally no one cared enough to say anything about her before she married him. So quite literally anything could happen, but instead they cry about “b-but I hate black people, therefore they shouldn’t exist”
Same shit as black dwarves.
That and Hylians were a bit more brown in the ancient days. It was 10,000 years ago after all.
Thats why Tetra was tanned. I think Ancient Hyrule was based heavily on ancient Greece and Greek people tend to have darker skin.
You don't get it, the English become Amerindian if they get more than an hour of clear skies.
@@Charolette21 More than 10,000 years ago. BOTW's backstory happend when the Calamity was already a thing 10,000 years ago; however, the founding of Hyrule happend long long long before that. Hylians don't look any particular way because each game happens in its own time period. The idea that people more than 10,000 years ago have to look exactly the same as today is dumb.
when he sees brown zelda he gets mad, when i see brown zelda i say mommy.
Based
Hello brother
They know why we like the Gerudo.
She cute BUT THE GOATMAN AND HIS SISTER ARE BETTER.
When i see brown Zelda, i start rapping poo in the loo
if someone were to tell me "Write a caricature parody of an Anti - SJW" this is exactly the character i would write, because it's so absurd and demented that you never actually think people like this could exist but i was very wrong apparently
Synthetic Man is essentially if an AI took information from places like 4chan, reddit, and rule34 to create the worst possible amalgamation of them all.
Hit the nail right on the head.
Lmao!
When you’re so bad as a critic that you can be used as a caricature for parody! 🤣
@@jacksonhopp2003 A parody whose character is so cartoonishly incompetent that it's too unrealistic by even those standards, at that. lol
In the words of Gary Johnston from Team America.
“Pussies become so full of shit that they become assholes themselves.”
Here however, anti-SJWs become so full of politics that they become SJWs themselves.
His brain is like free newspaper in a public library. Everyone can access it for free but nobody wants to.
Synthetic man did a video on God of War Ragnarok, saying it was a walking simulator and complain about how Atreus wasn’t hitting on a girl because he’s a teenager boy. Yeah it was really that stupid
Don't forget about his endless complaints about the "soy-ification" of Kratos
When EFAP can make fun of you like you've reached bottom at that point
@@prossnip42kinda rich of them, considering they semi regularly host people like E;R
ah yes teenage boys, notoriously suave
He also called freya a mary sue.
This dude is worse than shippers immediately jumping to write fanfics about any characters that make eyecontact. The only difference is that the shippers have fun.
@@prageruwu69 yeah, they write their own porn
I'm guilty of that (the shipping, not the weird bigotry!) And you are totally right!
@@paperbackwriter1111 the definition of "fine, I'll do it myself"
Literally worse than shippers, imagine ppl like him having ship wars 💀
Ngl… *looks over to ww2* i think that’s pretty close..
They see the original queen of Hyrule and immediately think WOKE POINTS! WOKE POINTS!
Her Nintendo Artist - "I like making pretty ladies."
A “sir, this is a Wendy’s” moment if I’ve ever seen one.
And she's like... olive-skinned? Just like the King was. Literal mental illness
Sonja is very pretty
She literally just looks like a tan California girl.
@@kayakat1869 Exactly as he thought, they are inserting WOKE commie-fornians into our fantasy games 😡😡😡
I cannot imagine being angry at a character having dark skin
Angry at the sight of it, and its not race swapped but we know what his actual problem is.
@hotwhire when he was talking about the smaller chested gerudo woman I literally couldn't help but feel disgusted. Like if there brown is all they serve for you is fap material? And must have a heavy chest for you to even want to be tolerant to them like Jesus dude the guys looney toonz
The multi racial globohomo fixation in media is not precisely discreet.
@@Usernameblank9891 did you ever consider that maybe you are just a schizo
@@Usernameblank9891 *The inter-racial cuckoldry fetish of the alt right isn't precisely discreet.
Can't believe that Cuck Shigeru Miyamoto pandered to the Woke mob when they made Zelda into a cross-dressing rebellious ninja in 1998. He must be a Jew.
"Zelda supports the trans ideology. Link not talking in the games is proof they're silencing my, through my character."
@@GeteMachineWhat, the f(u)ck.
He was a femboy ninja??! When? How did I miss-
@@lavellelee5734 Zelda's a girl? How on earth did you miss THAT?
(also I'm referencing Sheik here, Zelda's masculine disguise in Ocarina of Time)
@@handoverthestromboli6715 no I know about sheik, I was referring to link being a girly ninja😂 at least that's the image that came in my head when I read your comment. Also in your opinion Zelda vs peach as Nintendos best princess
Link in this guy’s thumbnail: I. AM. A SWORDSMAN! I AM A SWORDSMAN PURAH! I AM A SWORDSMAN I AM A SWORDSMAN
Vastly underrated comment holy shit
Me when no Master Sword
Purah:😐
Actually apparently he tried using autism as an offensive slur.
Not sure you you should be writing this, because it's "too real" 🤦♀️😑
@@samf.s.7731 Who did?
For anyone interested, the Zonai are almost definitely rooted in rabbits, not goats, as "Rabbits that came from the Moon" is a common trope in Japanese folklore, hence the long ears.
Some other notable examples of lunar rabbits -
The Broodals from Super Mario Odyssey
Sailor Moon's Japanese name "Usagi Tsukino" literally means "Rabbit of the Moon" with twin-tails meant to represent rabbit ears
The final villain of Naruto is a rabbit princess from the moon
Also, the Triforce is the insignia of the Hojo clan, who were the ruling clan of the Kamakura Shogunate.
Yeah, the Shoguns of the the first shogunate were just figureheads like the Emperor was.
I thought they where deer, but rabbits do make sense.
@Kennz that's wild I did not know think about that. Ff14 also has a race of bunny people who are tasked with secretly constructing a spaceship to the moon
Actually they are dragon people I mean "draconification" and their features are dragon like
He'd unironically be so much happier if he deleted his accounts and joined the left wing coomers.
Solid advice, Sanford
Left wing coomers are great. They enjoy the good stuff while being respectful and fun to talk with
You know, I was about to disagree with you, but after actually watching the video I quickly realized that simply being a coomer is indeed by FAR the least of his problems because holy shit. Im never making fun of normal coomers again.
As a far left coomer, i agree.
The cooming isnt the problem, the fascism is.
Yes bros, horse cock loving is wholesome, vaush knows for real.
Sexual repression really does make people go wild.
As a 34 year old virgin I can say that I think you're right on the money. Whenever I've been drawn to far right beliefs it has been because of sexual insecurity.
Just get a prostitute, bro. What do you think VIP rooms at strip clubs are for?
Hahahah lol
@@donaldhysa4836 🙄🤷♂️
Good on you for sharing, that guy commenting with the hahaha lol, can eat shit.
Just pay for a hoe dude 💀
Oh shit. That's the guy who said Dead Space was woke because they slightly changed the bathrooms.
And that God of War Ragnarok was ruined because Freya, QUEEN of the Valkyries, was too powerful.
@@MrSharpShooterMan77 I remember in his initial review when he got mad that Freya was “too powerful” and said her being a Valkyrie was just plot armour, but when people corrected him that it was established in the first game she was a Valkyrie, he called them “autists” who “overanalysed details that everyone else would’ve forgotten”
@@shockshplock3480he does realize Freya is the queen of valkyries in Norse right or is he just that stupid?
@@shockshplock3480
So essentially he admitted to being too dumb to "notice stuff", and tried to project said dumbness onto others.
It's funnier because in his anal sis he comes to all sorts of wrong conclusions ..
And also implied in his gow video that people should take harm because of the jews... okay, he didnt say explicitely jews but my point is that this guy is a mass shooter in the making...
And it baffle me that youtube let this guy make video like that and do nothing...
This guy will never be able to maintain, or even achieve a meaningful relationship with a woman like he's desperate for. Holy shit.
Forget women, try anyone ever. Nazis/Incels hate each other just as much as they hate everyone else.
Yo me, it sounds like he’ll never be able to have meaningful acceptance for himself either.
And this jealous over a fictional character because skin color.
He lives at home with his parents and is unemployed I’m pretty sure, I guess there’s nothing wrong with that but it’s pretty clear he doesn’t get out much. The problem with these types is that they think they’re being robbed because a cute blonde hasn’t waltzed into their lives yet and fulfilled all of their needs when they make no effort to reach out and actually talk to women.
@@shockshplock3480 I'm in no way any conservative etc. and the guy in the video is a total clown, but man talking to woman feels like a other side of the same coin. Maybe I didn't meet enough but judging from people in school they were just totally brainless, all of them and I mean, all of them were just on tiktok/snapchat etc. the entire time. Is it even possible to get 20 year old (I'm this age) girl that isn't addicted to social media and actually has something meaningful to say? Like seriously it seems like most of the young women at least are just a copy of each other. With each the only topic was either some random mainstream shit or school. I don't want a total normie gf
I can imagine living life like that because i used to be a nazi on the far right. It was truly miserable, everytime i saw a black character in anything I'd become upset. I'm extremely happy i got out of that mindset, I have alot of anger towards the people pushing it, and insight into the minds of these people. Vaush nails this 100%.
I'm happy you were able to get out of it, my friend
Based king being able to leave that toxic shit behind. I was pretty chuddy back in the day and got out of it and it feels so good, doesn't it 🤘
@@guillaumelagueyte1019 it's been a few years now since I've fully gotten away from all that. It was a slow transition towards leftism but I'm extremely happy I found the right mindset. There's so much bullshit and hypocrisy with those people.
@@brandonsulyak5019 it happens. You seem young. Word of advice, don't be ashamed if anyone scolds you about this stuff or if you say something reactionary when you genuinely don't know about it. Even leftists can be problematic and even reactionary at times (not including some major slurs). No one's perfect and that's totally fine (liberals are hella dumb but are mostly good people). That's why the people I surround myself the most are all about class solidarity. It's hard out there and I wish you the best of luck with everything.
Come on man remember Nazis have cool uniform comeback please and this time we going to invade Russia in the summer
Funny, I think that ToTK wasn't "leftist enough", like they literally gave Sidon a fiancé just to get the fandom to "shut up".
Also, they went out of their way to say that Zelda lives alone in that house, you know... the house literally called "Link's house" in BoTW.
Socially conservative Japan that just recently allowed gay marriage, is somehow woke & leftist to people lol
@@IAmTheBugInsideYou Yeah, it's a baffling as heck conclusion.
@@IAmTheBugInsideYou those people would look at a female protagonist and scream "woke", so i'm not surprised.
@@IAmTheBugInsideYou Their media is incredibly inclusive if you don't count ethnic lines.
Do they say Zelda lives alone in that house? Link can still sleep in the bed, the table is set for two people, and I don't see why Zelda would need a secret study if she had the place to herself.
This man's brain has been liquefied by 4chan, to the point where it's hard not to feel kind of bad for him. Though I feel worse for anyone that has to interact with him online or in real life.
imagine any attempt he would have to interact in the real world
he would just try and drop cringy in jokes that would either go over peoples head and make him seem even more socially inept than he already is, OR they would get some of it and be immediately repelled
poor creature has hardlocked his social circle to internet nazis because thats literally the only people he wont scare off
This is your brain on 4chan
Straight up, terminally online /v/ or /pol/ brain.
Just thank whatever star that someone else, not you, drank the koolaid of loneliness and chancrap. You escaped it
This man's brain has been liquefied by Vaush, to the point where it's hard not to feel kind of bad for him. Though I feel worse for anyone that has to interact with him online or in real life.
I thought that /r/handholding being a "lewd" place was a joke and the whole point of that sub... but apparently some people actually think that shaking hand is sexual degeneracy.
It's not uncommon among people of certain religions. While moderates usually ignore it, hardline Muslims and profoundly orthodox Jews forbid unmarried, non familiarly related men and women shaking hands. The former even forbids looking at, being alone with and in any way touching a woman who isn't your wife or relative. I went to one of my Muslim friends' house for years, ate dozens of his mother's meals but never once saw the woman in person or heard her voice. Had to get him or one of his brothers to scout ahead whenever I moved around to make sure that I never entered the room she was in.
@@vexedlex8230 that poor woman… yikes
@@vexedlex8230 religion is a disease
@@vexedlex8230 which country are you from?
@@anonymousinfinido2540 UK. There was an immigration boom of people from Islamic countries in the aftermath of WW2 so I had a lot of Muslim friends growing up.
sidon literally has a fiance who you talk to a lot and they seem to both love each other
It should have been link!😭
sadge
@@mathiasbillard4225 nah.......naah
It's not fair! It should've been me!
@@mathiasbillard4225 If they added dating-sim elements into this franchise, there would have to be a canon ending because the next game has to happen and thousands of people would get really mad.
You hit the nail on the head with the instinctual hostility toward what is basically weirdos like this being cock blocked (not that they had a chance to find love to begin with) and the outburst they express as a result of feeling inferior. It’s actually super sad how simplistic their hatred is
That's why they get so offended at white women being with black men. They see it as a confirmation that they can't compete and thus their insecurity makes them lash out.
The hell is he talking about no Hylians are brown? There were brown Hylians in botw in Lurelin Village and Faron.
He is talking about in the entire Franchise of Zelda. Where Hylians are mostly “white” even though there has been Coloured Hylians since Wind Waker (as far as I remember).
Tetra being a prime example, and that game came out in 2002
@Chrone Nojysk you're right. I've seen brown hylians and just darker/tanned skinned characters throughout the series.
And guess where those are.
You guessed it, south, where there is direct sunlight.
@@azazel166 what does that mean?
@@zamalamahama4894 Prolonged exposure to sunlight, which means more melanin, thus darker skin.
Riding a horse without a saddle is called “bareback.”🐎
Oh my...
YEEE HAAAW
That’s what she said…
@@kokabobaDeath sentence
@@kokaboba genuinely sickening kink of vaush's
i enjoy the fact that he analyzes Zelda as if his discord buddies made it. Its made in Japan by Japanese people and i dont think he ever considered that
Yeah. That's what I say. Japan doesn't care for modern Hollywood or western trends.
They just make stuff first for them and if more people want it too better for them.
Most anti-SJW/Christians don’t. They think The United States is the center of the world and everything is catered to and made for them.
“Brown people don’t exist in Japan! Our ancestors were white! And- and obviously they’re working for the illuminati to insert satanic imagery! It’s not like Japan has its own mythology of demons and yokai- IM SPECIAL!”
This guy seems like the kind of person who thinks touching hands will get you pregnant. Like, he sees any two people standing next to eachother and assumes they are married.
I have seen yaoi fangirls read less into the text than this guy - he would kill it on Ao3
Someone get him a type writer STAT!
@@41052I like this idea because it implies he no longer has a screened device with Internet access.
Buddy guy just needs to admit he fancies Link.
It's almost more like he wants to be link in these scenarios he makes up
He just needs to look at that one Femboy Link image that Jabroni Mike keeps torturing his chat with
@@pancakes8670femboy link with ganondorf 😂
@@pancakes8670 Was not expecting that loathesome streamer to be mentioned, and I haven't seen those streams so I'm scared now when I eventually watch the vods
The way he can only comprehend the world in terms of "race" genuinely reminds me of *Measurehead from Disco Elysium,* only that he views himself as the cucked, whereas MH clearly sees himself as the one doing the cucking
It's hilarious that the first "serious" interlocutor promoting racism in that game is just a massive black man proudly flaunting his phrenology while surrounded by fawning white women. The "Semenese" is too perfectly on the nose.
I still like the third racist best in that game. Gary the crypto
Zelda is the decendant of a literal goddess, and THIS is what gets him riled up the most? Her ancestors being TAN?
"repressed homo-sexuality: the video essay"
more like lack of any meaningful relationships, it's a more growing concern these days
He definitely doesn't go outside and has no actual friends he can talk to and hang out with. The fact he's using terms like "handmogging" so casually is kind of alarming. He's so far gone into the deep end of the incel/nazi sphere that he just regularly using weird terminology like that in a video essay and doesn't realize how weird he sounds to the outside world.
I am terminally online and I had to look that one up, so yeah
@@The8BitPianist He really seems like he doesn't enjoy anything.
what is handmogging?
wtf is handmogging
In fairness, his examples of "sexualizing" are probably leagues more intimate than anything he's experienced with someone outside his immediate family since he hit puberty, so it kind of sort of makes sense in contrast.
"Link was destined to be a bottom" Well, i don't disagree with that.
Zelda is definitely a power top lol
@@KogaHarine Skyward Sword Zelda maybe. I'd call them both switches in the new games.
The more I see Gerudo women in this game the more I come to understand bottom logic.
To me, Link reads as a submissive top and Zelda a power bottom.
@@Archflipgoth link trap for the win. But who would be his partner? Ganondorf 😂?
This guy is what happens when the only satisfaction in someone’s life comes from porn and the thought of “owning Le SJW’s.”
Not true! Not all of us "This guys" are like that, m'kay? I make no claim to him!
God, if this was satire it would be amazing
IKR?
It would have been gold if he was joking..
But he isn't which makes birderlining on psychosis.
Have you seen his god of war video? Comedy gold. This dude is unhinged
@@harundoenerif you view everything through the lense of reddit/twitter marxist mouthpiece, then everyone outside your bubble threads is unhinged
Both Sidon and his fiancé are all over Link in TotK. It is kind of funny. Link just has the fish rizz, I guess. They all love him.
Well in BotW it is implied he basically grew up with them I guess
The Zora race is just Linksexual
@@TintelinusYeah, Mipha was very fond of him and probably talked about him a lot to Sidon. The Zora a seem to be the closest friends to the Hylians in this version of Hyrule.
Not even as a teenager was I this obsessed about sex...this is astronomical.
On the bright side, this guy is so absolutely insane that my level of horny that I previously believed to be delirious seems downright vanilla in comparison. At least I can play a goddamn video game without actively thinking about it.
ARADIA MEGIDO
@@khalifas2011 is going to live for a long time
I agree that link was destined to become a bottom, but that’s coming from my thinly veiled bisexuality and love of effeminate men. Hearing a nazi get the same reading as me is more than a little sus on his part
He is legit insecure about his sexuality so he projects them on to others.
this is the same dude that complained about a unisex bathroom sign in the dead space remake, you know just a small piece of set dressing that most people either didnt notice or didn't think much of.
And also the fact Unisex bathrooms have existed for as long as public restrooms have been a thing lmao
I've watched playthroughs of it and I never even noticed that. He saw that and went "?!" From the Snake games. Lol
But that's how they spread their agenda, don't you see? By hiding it in plain sight and making it so inocuous. It slowly reprograms you into accepting all that, just like I, as a right winger, conditioned myself to be obsessed with black male genitalia by watching interracial cuckold porn for hours and hours every single day while furiously jacking off to it and now I don't know if I hate minorities or myself more, but I know for sure that without minorities existing I would have never been able to condition myself into debilitating, fetishistic behavior, and now where was I...?
Realistically a spaceship would be designed to be as small as possible, especially when designed by a stingy corporation that commits all kinds of workplace safety violations. Why would they splurge for two separate bathrooms?
@@jasonfenton8250 that's what I was thinking too. Idk how astronauts use the restroom in space but I'd imagine it would be a unisex bathroom. Or something similar
I think this guy spent more time whacking it to the game than playing it
A noble cause, to be sure, but only so long as you enjoy yourself along the way.
As a porn addict, we don't claim him
Seconded
As a gooner (sill a porn addict) we don't claim him either
@Kirbecca and pòrn-pilled
debased and coompilled
@@Faegbeard more accurate
Why is having a black character immediately politicized by critiques? I don’t believe I saw it for Lee Everett, but I see it almost everywhere else now.
because they're doubling down on their fascism. it's also why suddenly trans topics are the most diabolical thing in the world to them right now when just three years ago almost no one cared.
Because most white people who think like this don’t see black people on an everyday basis and believe that if they see them in their media it’s pushed for some kind of “agenda” to normalize- equality… I guess.
The real reason is that they believe there’s a race war brewing and they’re scared black people will be blood thirsty for revenge and while that would be fun, we really just want to be treated fairly like everyone else and that includes representation in media
They were fuming over lee I remember it very clearly
I'm gonna be honest, Gerudo have anyways been kinda wild. Either their kids are normal Gerudo, or it's literally Ganondorf reborn
Only once in a hundred years, bro.
I like those odds.
Imagine giving birth to a little ganon dorf and youre like "oh shit im the one"
Just the males are Ganondorf.
Idk but if this was "woke", a basically female-only tribe that anytime a boy is born it becomes the most powerful person in the world. (Besides Link of course)
@@MrDavidCollinswasn't Ganondorf an orphan raised by witches?
Fun fact: Geeks and Gamers, Critical Drinker, Nerdrotic, RK Outpost, Mauler and Quartering all hate his guts and refuse to outright speak to him or invite him to podcasts. Dude is so bad that the losers don’t want him.
Can you give the source
I well aware of Mauler making the video on Synthetic man God of war video.
Don't know any other Anti sjw openly about synthetic man.
I mean he called Drinker a woke shill just because he liked GOWR. He also hated on his “What is Woke?” video in a community post
@@varietygaming33 He hated on anyone who like GOWR.
The drinker is based as fuck
I promise most Bladerunner fans aren't like Synthetic Man.
As a big fan of Blade Runner, most of these types have no idea how to analyze. The furthest they possibly go is the ending's message and overall theme about humanity and what makes a person, etc.
Right wing bladerunner/cyberpunk fans would have a heart attack if they understood the subtext and hyper obvious critiques it throws against capitalism
Thank you for sticking up for us.
@@JustSkram Rightoids didn't watch OG Bladerunner, nor the 2017 one- they just looked at memes and though "wow, Ryan is literally me"
@@yaboye3791"zamn, Ryan gosling is so dreamy 😍 I want to emulate him"
-totally hetero right winger
is tauro even paya's boyfriend?
i don't recall that being mentioned anywhere,
i thought they were just a pair of arhceology nerds
He definitely isn't, and she still has a massive crush on link
@@patrickripleyiii134 Yeah I never understood this whole thing the crush is literally in her bio lmao
big homie’s very clearly already in a committed relationship with
🎉Archaeology🎉
I wish he was my boyfriend ;-;
Nah he has a boyfriend (read calip's diary - he's so gay for tauro lol)
Nazi coomer video-essayist is not a combination I expected to see on TH-cam
its a wonderful world out there
the word "nazi" is thrown alot these days, so when you first said it i was doubtful, then the dude started speaking and yeah he's worth being called a nazi.
NSDAP is more fitting & the least dangerous out of all left-wing spaces
10:20 "Link was destined to be a bottom"
"That's it, this is retroactively canon, that's too hot to say no to." -what I wish Shigeru Miyamoto says.
I just remember a decade ago when Frozen came out. There was a conservative radio host who was saying that the movie was gay propaganda because Anna and Elsa had an implied incestuous lesbian relationship and just went on and on about the sexual tension between them in the movie. It felt like he was describing a porn parody than the actual moive. Clearly he was watching the movie with one hand. Coomer wasn't really a word then but it's the only way to describe it. That was the most coomer take i ever heard until now.
What does too much 4Chan, conspirology brain rot, terminally online and other bad stuff (also zero puzzi) does to an MF ->
What do you think pizza tower is about
@@asherroodcreel640 about being a good Wario-ware inspired battle platformer?
PTSD and the long term effects of war
Rants like this always make me sad. No matter the setting, genre, media, or context. Black characters do not belong, its all woke, and its all bad.
That's the message I keep getting from these again and again. I'm a scurge on your entertainment media simply for the way I look.
Yeah, the only phenotypes that exist are White European, East Asian, and [Political], according to these dingbats.
Its because right wing white men tend to think everything they engage with just belongs to them. Dont believe them when they act like its just race swapping they dont like. This was him really scrapping though and didnt hide it with thatr J-Q he did. I'm serious, a lot of them actually think media they like, or fantasy and video games especially was made for them because they dopnt see black people in games they like, ant new one is an agenda, to show people he politically doesnt like in his game. Its never assumed black people actually like video games to anti-sjws who think the world revolves around them and their prejudical dogma they think we're supposed to abide by.
Sad hateful people are always going to be here, living sad hateful little lives. I can't say it doesn't bother me, but I can at least take comfort in knowing they're a smaller and less influential portion of the population every year.
Yeah he went on a really racist rant in his Forespoken review about the main character.
Offtopic but thats a very cute profile pic :3
Happy pride month to this guy, I hope he comes out soon ❤
Same hope he gets better and can go get a good man
He hates gay people. Don’t you know?
Link is the only bottom Vaush actually respects
That's because Link keeps his attraction to himself, so Vaush doesn't know if Link is into that
@@eMorphizedLink is a Based Bottom
Why is link from the good doctor?
"I AM A CUCKLIAN"
@@MindForgedManacle “I AM A CUCKLIAN LORD GANADORF!”
bros going through every Sidon scene shaking his head so everyone knows he’s against it
I remember a major flashpoint for my understanding of US history/Civil Rights was when my mom explained the sexual insecurities of white men, it made so much of what I was learning about the world in school click into place.
Zelda, actually did make a flashpoint in a sense because sonia was the person depicted in the mural, but she was killed. So I hope this guy makes a follow up on the dlc
@rxpainkillerrx1304 Sonia is depicted having her secret stone stolen in the mural (which was when she was killed). No flashpoint.
Just a stable causality loop, which is further reinforced by what is depicted on the mural under the rubble that you couldn't see in the prologue.
@@violeth2255 What could have happened to was the calamity happened before the demon king birth, but the sheikah tech would have been created before. It is so confusing. This game left me with more questions than answers.
What you said makes chronic masturbaters not feel good about themselves, so it am the fake news!
07:10 The real problem is that there was not enough homosexual tension between prins Sidon and Link so 1 out of billion
This guy sees light caramel colored skin and goes "Wuz! Wuz!" like a pokemon saying its name
I can't believe he actually said that because HE has personally seen a lot of Gerudo futa porn, that means that that is the idea the developers intended.
Okay, the goat-man stuff is funny to me
Imagine, if you will, that a game made in Japan, doesn’t use European religious symbolism. Imagine, if you will, that the symbolism might be a little different cross-culture
Different areas of the world attach different meanings to the same symbol? No, that’s stupid my view of it being a satanic symbol is the one correct interpretation
Or goatman is just hot.
I was going to criticize Vaush for saying that SM was reaching when saying that some of the characters were sexualised considering Vaush made a video about the character designs being subliminally suggestive, but then SM said the giant shark guy kneeling for Link (because Link is tiny) was somehow homoerotic.
Yeah because shark guy kneeling to link makes puts him at dick sucking height obviously
You know sometimes I think that I'm too much of a horny bastard, but you know what, I don't think I even register at this level.
Man that guy is a human projector, Jesus lol. Just imagine how much repressed homosexuality he has inside of him that he created this magic shield made of the pure essence of obscurantism to hide his own insecurities. Im old on the internet, i mean i just look young believe me im 36 and i have been on this journey to utter madness since the early 2000 and i can still say that this guy on the Zelda videos is one of the most hilariously absurd things i have ever watched regarding projection.
He used a black voice for the gerudo women because to him, less traditionally feminine women=black women. Because black women=masculine. It's just racism.
Aside from the sexual suppression, the other thing that makes people think this way, is religion. I grew up brainwashed in a Christian evangelical household. I was super far right until college exposed me to new viewpoints
Don't tell your family that! They think universities "brainwash" people 😓
And these two things often go hand in hand
@@crikeybaguette4564 True!
You are one of the 3 people that college actually turned atheist
Nah Hylians and gerudo are both humans. They can breed with each other after all.
....so what does that make the fish and rocks?
@@trashcatlinol their own unique species lol
@@trashcatlinol Think Homosapiens (Hylian) and Neanderthals (Gerudians)
@@Spyno41 The problem is that mixing Sapiens and Neanderthal didn't result in pure Neanderthal offspring unchanged by countless generations of interbreeding with a species half their size.
There's something weird going on with them, I don't think the developers even decided which it is.
@@Spyno41 that still doesn't answer if the fish are human, too XD
Wait how can gerudo be a different species if they have kids with hylians, that's like the definition of being the same species
Viable Offspring
Lots of species can interbreed despite being different species, like lions and tigers, it just has to do with how evolution pans out. On the other hand I believe there are several species of fish that are all female and breed exclusively with other species. The Gerudo might just have incredibly dominant genes and be close enough to Hylians evolutionarily to still interbreed. Especially since, judging on biology, they’d almost have to be different species, since they’re significantly larger, are almost exclusively female, etc. which are pretty big departures from Hylians.
@@chickenelafsworld7105 lions and tigers always produce infertile offspring, gerudo and hylians have fertile offspring
@@chickenelafsworld7105 you’d can be the same species and still have a higher average height. That happens in some European countries in real life. Even though we are all the same species
Yeah they’re fantasy “races” like elves.
Coomer alert
That stuff you said about Paya..
These people were playing BoTW thinking they're assembling some kind of harem. So of course now that she's older and has a handsome BF they're *PRESSED*
The last thing I noticed about Sonia was the color of her skin....
Like really, do these people ONLY SEE RACE?
Paya doesn't even have a bf, =_= they're not going out. Paya standing next to a dude equals "oh they're a couple"? People are weird
@@MyLux777 lol which meant that this guy from the video is so effing conservative that he thinks just because "woman knows man" then they're probably "together".
@Bexy I mean, it's been some years so growth is bound to happen, its natural, not a huge deal, but it is decent writing. Also have you talked to her with your shirt off?....she's still shy, not as much as she use to be, but it's still there nonetheless.
@becca867
EXACTLY SHE GREW UP. HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO FAP TO HER NOW?!
Bruh I can't imagine having the level of brain rot of synthetic man
I love this guy complaining that Zelda’s great ancestors where a goat man and a brown skinned woman when Zelda is blond and white. Does he not know that ALL HUMANS were once black! Also even if the first King and Queen’s baby was half Zonai, they’re going to marry a non-Zonai! I’m pretty sure after generations of non-zonai partners the traits are going to be lost….
I don't think that the first humans were "black" black skin colour exist the same as white skin colour. I think the first humans had a mix.
@@tomgu2285 that is factually incorrect lighter skin developed much later when humans were already out of Africa and began adapting to new environments.
This reminds me of when head writer of one angry gamer was saying that McCree was gay because blizzard didn't go out of their way to stop gay fanart.
Minor Spoilers, but not more than was shown in the video
Sidon isn't the only one to do that long handshake thing, there's like 5 characters that do it too, in the exact same way....
2 Women, too, 3, if you count the Zelda cutscene a bit before jumping off the great sky island.
@@cardboardking577 yeah but holding hands with girls is gay too so it’s GAY.
@@cardboardking577 One of which gave him a ring that occupied his ring finger.
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This dude is hallucinating his entire reality. Played the whole game and never once thought any of these things. Giving into weird thoughts isn’t he? Oh and I’m pretty sure Rauru is a “deer” not a “goat” and isn’t representative of “satan” but probably closer to a rip-off of the forest spirit deer from hayao Miyazaki’s princess mononoke.
Someone said it was a rabbit.
Bro must hate Berzerk
He probably thinks Griffith did nothing wrong (but unironically)
Less than three minutes in and he’s saying “We was kings” wowza
Oh no, how dare japan portray christian mythology how christians portray other mythology.
This guy's brain isn't just cooked, it's well done.
Is Link not the literal embodiment of courage himself?
Gannon: Reincarnation of the demon king demise, essentially the god of evil in the world
Zelda: Reincarnation of the goddess hylia, the literal goddess of the world
Link: Just one guy so determined to protect his girl that he became a hercules like demi god able to reincarnate himself through sheer force of will. Also he can eat rocks.
The poor little Nazi-llet played the dialogue music from Deus Ex, as if he was unravelling the mysteries of life 🤦🏼♂️
"The vow that each of the sages take to Link looks like they're proposing to him"
Me, who hasn't gotten that far yet: "Perfect, I can't wait, I am very excited about this"
Edit: Disappointed. Only one of them looked anything like a proposal. On the other hand, it was possibly the cutest and gayest character in the game, circumstances aside
Is this dude actually mad the new Zelda game has Hylians with slightly darker skin?
He'll hate "Wind Waker".
I thought Makeela Riju was 14 in Breath of the Wild, but apparently in Creating a Champion it's revealed that she's supposed to be 12? It's always so hard to tell because the Gerudo are just so freakishly tall. Like Mattison (Hudson and Rhondson's daughter who has to have been born between games) appears to be 5 or 6 years old... maybe, but she could also be 2-3 and just be almost as tall as Link because Gerudo are just like that. So, I'm assuming the 17½ line was just a joke and/or asspull by our buddy Vowsh, but he might be exactly right?
Nah, she's canonically 12 in BoTW. Some fan speculation places ToTK anywhere between 3 and 6 years later, possibly more, which has raised contention about Riju's actual age. You can actually find Mattison in Gerudo Town later on, and if you find her sleeping, an adult Gerudo next to her explains that the Gerudo grow much faster than other races.
Regardless, Riju is the best.
The comparison is not made easier by the fact that Link is a manlet slightly shorter than Zelda, who isn't even particularly tall herself.
@@ValkisCalmor Miyamoto has a kink where the woman is taller, and he is _not_ shy about it. (See also Jumpman and Pauline, or Mario and Peach.)
Wait…this has been the theme for Zelda for decades. How is he so insane? What the fuck?
He's complaining about the relationship stuff but what he doesn't realize is that link is the real Sigma male cause he's fucking all the characters male and female. They all want link cause he's the hero lol.
Link catches too much shit. He's just a quiet dude who wants to help everyone
Link has never thought about sex or romance in his entire life. If he has, it's purely accidental.
He just thinks Zelda is pretty neat and likes her as a friend.
The amount of shit he’s projecting onto this is…concerning.