The final demonstration is the single greatest minute in the history of video. His unique ability to blend technical knowledge and humor is truly without equal.
That whole lesson on how to insert a usb plug was so painfully true. I felt a pang of relief that I’m not the only one who takes three attempts every friggin’ time.
Viraus2 i hated Mythbusters they had no technical knowledge of how things work and failed to correctly build 99% of their projects. Most of their "busted" myths failed because they didn't understand physics.
I'm an electrical engineer and I am in the first year of my career in industrial controls. These videos on pneumatics have helped me considerably!!! Thanks AvE!! I have always been able to follow controls diagrams involving pneumatics, but now I'm getting a real appreciation for how they work.
I don't ever look at the click bait pictures when I watch the TH-cams, so I was pleasantly surprised by this wonderful thing! As a controls enganeer/industrial elechicken, I really enjoyed the PLC work, it isn't very often that I get to see my disease in the form of entertaining videos. Keep up the good work!
Weeks later I realize you have been evaluating different pneumatic devices for current to air so you can run a piston in a novel way using electronics so you can get that next level jerkoff device
You should really soak your corks first before stuffing them. There's nothing more important than a good cork-soaker in the household. I learned to soak corks when I was a young boy. I learned from my father, who learned soaking corks from his father's father. You could say I was a born cork soaker.
wallhaxx "You have to observe the USB port to collapse the superposition." i cracked up for an hour !! got sore abs I have a feeling most have no idea what that means
PapaWheelie I guess it has a little moral or whatever, like with age comes wisdom or something. The story usually goes something like: 2 bulls are talking, one is the old bull and one is the young bull. The young bull says let’s run down the hill and do a cow, for fun. The old bull says woah hold your horses! Let’s WALK down and do em all😂😂😬
Koyo Click is the great grandbaby of TI, Semens, GE Funuc plug ‘n play PLC bases, I/O modules and three speeds of processors ( still sold by Direct Logic I think). All programmable in TI Soft running in DOS. Probably also built by Koyo under license or maybe always samurai built. The DOS had function keys for NC, NO, coil, timer, counter plus ‘or’, ‘and’ branches. Lots of keystrokes rather than mouse messin. There was still the upload,download screwing around, especially when the eeprom, the running program and the confuser were all different versions. No getting away from that. But thanks for the memories. The printing presses I worked on had 40 pages of ladder logic but that still beats the crap out of 25 pages of spaghetti point to point relay ladder logic for an unnamed Italian basket lift.
You could have a full range of preset programs... random shuffle... change the pace a bit here and there... the mind boggles. Probably available from Guangdong by next xmas...
This is the most cohesive explaimplimentation of plc I have found on the tube thus far, and Ive been lookin. Hot glue proto on fleek. Thank you so much for documenting your exploits.
I've been watching AvE regularly for a couple weeks now and this video did it. Liked and subscribed and the bells are rung. The content here is amazing. Brilliant and hilarious.
Huge fan Ave. 23 year old industrial mechanic/plc programmer. I’ve spent a lot of time watching your videos and I love them. We use some of the things that you made videos on where I work actually. I’m more familiar with Allen Bradley and some siemens, but after seeing this it makes me want to get one myself to make some type of contraption.
@@cezarcatalin1406 Please elaborate... I mean clearly, it is undoubtedly subjective. But I want to know, how you came to believing that's not the case. Are you white knighting or do you genuinely believe that? Either way, yikes...
I really liked cxprogrammer. It was quick and dirty. Changing any bit to one-shots was clean. Documentation was in japenglish but it was very complete as long as you keep reading. Native simulation was a plus as well.
AvE you are bringing back many bad memories from the 80's trying to program the Allen Bradley Automation Controls that were a conglomeration of Pick/Dos and ASSembly languages. Good God man, you are forcing me to drink....MORE.
I've just started playing around with plcs in my tiny little factory. I found that a little Siemens logo with the supplied software, works really well. They have proper visual aids programming, so you draw the circuit diagram and it then makes the ladder logic for you. Totally sweet.
I'm youst fascinated by how he mastered the machining process, the assembly process, the electrical wiring and the final programming of the product. You is a one man factory
The compressed air up the whahoo of a buddy is a story I’ve heard many times before. Urban legend or not it’s still important to respect the power of air compression.
Easy way to keep the PLC upload/download straight is to imagine your laptop sitting on top of the equipment. Upload brings it 'Up' to your laptop, download sends it 'Down' to the PLC.
That might work for you. Personally I imagine my laptop riding on a double-decker bus that's traveling at 43 mph on it's way to Melbourne, Australia and that some joker has changed the language settings on it to Chinese. This is not a clever trick to help me remember how to up- or download, I'm just confused.
Thank you for the reminder of Relay Ladder Logic and PLC head pounding fun! The good thing is the PLC's no longer weigh 50 LBs each. I remember Siemens gave us a new tiny plastic PLC just before I got out of that business. That was 1997.
Patriot Cat - Still?? Damn it. I told him once already. I said "JESUS!" And I mean that in the proper Spanish pronunciation. I told him to quit peeping in my damn windows.
I legit tought it was a machine to stuff corks into bottles. Then it hit me what channel I was watching. Add one of those vacuum valves and a spit dispenser next!
because an osha bypass valve is gonna stop an eardrum from being blown out in that situation? get outta here. safety features are for accidents, not for intentional stupidity. that drum was gonna get blown with or without it.
All fun and games until you bottom it out and that threaded shaft breaks your knob.... then that becomes a whole other video for the bad part of the internet.
"Nothing more permanent, than a temporary solution" Should be on the T shirts...I'd buy that.
1am. Honey I’m just going downstairs to get a drink. Ok. Few minutes later. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. (Compressor starts up)
Laughed entirely too hard at this comment
"An ill-conceived idea deserves to be ill-implemented as well"
-AvE
pure poetry.
That ending is one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen. Good job!
demonetisation intensifies.
thedoctor907 I was just about to comment that :'D
stranger than that now no Ave videos in my feed anymore............Thats OK, I am subscribed and get emails anyway.
I don't think they've demonetized him on a per video basis in years. It's more of a zero sum game played by the algorithm.
Needed to learn ladder logic for work and this is much more entertaining than the Omron official tutorial drivel. Thanks once again AvE.
The final demonstration is the single greatest minute in the history of video. His unique ability to blend technical knowledge and humor is truly without equal.
That whole lesson on how to insert a usb plug was so painfully true. I felt a pang of relief that I’m not the only one who takes three attempts every friggin’ time.
This channel is like Mythbusters hosted by Frank Zappa
Viraus2 i hated Mythbusters they had no technical knowledge of how things work and failed to correctly build 99% of their projects. Most of their "busted" myths failed because they didn't understand physics.
Professor Irwin Corey meets Howard Stern. Thanks - Lumpy
Nailed it, the next telefunkin u-47
Only better... : )
@@peterwelsh6975 thank you, I couldn't agree more, I hated that show.
Pshh. Who needs one of those. (Heads out to the shed whistling inconspicuously)
Charlie Tucker 😂
More like, Pshhhht....pshhhht....pshhhht....pshhhht....
Peter Collin 😂
Charlie Tucker i love your profile picture 😂😂😂
MAXAWESOME55 lol thanks man
change out the gland end and its the perfect mothers day gift
The most complicated dirty joke ever!
AvE seems to like it nice and slow. I would've just attached it to a Sawzall myself.
Tyler Baughman LMFAO
Tyler Baughman variable speed Milwaukee woodwork be a lot less hard at trying to get the speed adjusted
Tyler Baughman That’s the lady version.
That’s a good way to get a permanently bent cork.
Tyler Baughman
And leave the blade in for extra excitement 😈
Extra thumbs up for the exact USB cord insertion instructions (attempt/reverse/attempt/reverse/insert) as that captures every try ever.
except usb C
@@Blox117 oh yea?
Seems only 1 end of USB C is universal to me, I still end up flipping that end at least once each time I plug it in.
@@swayback7375 DVI connectors never seem to go in
I'm an electrical engineer and I am in the first year of my career in industrial controls. These videos on pneumatics have helped me considerably!!! Thanks AvE!! I have always been able to follow controls diagrams involving pneumatics, but now I'm getting a real appreciation for how they work.
he has sunk to a new low, I love it, and I am sure he has more to go, AVE the bravest man on the internet.
Oh my! I thought you were gonna just tease us with it but damn, ... Full Stroke. I think the "Bartending Robot's" cover is blown.
tends to ya bar :) or makes it tender?
A little shaking on the retract might not be a bad thing in this situation.
Is this setup for sale? Asking for a friend.
Lol
Come with a typed setup from AvE. The best fuckery
Confidential side project, coming soon: the AvE Fembot Mk.1.
I don't ever look at the click bait pictures when I watch the TH-cams, so I was pleasantly surprised by this wonderful thing! As a controls enganeer/industrial elechicken, I really enjoyed the PLC work, it isn't very often that I get to see my disease in the form of entertaining videos. Keep up the good work!
And here I was starting to question whether or not this channel was still relevant to my interests.
At this point our interests are based around AvE
After months of watching him tear apart tools I don’t even want, ….
Weeks later I realize you have been evaluating different pneumatic devices for current to air so you can run a piston in a novel way using electronics so you can get that next level jerkoff device
Barry Ruffner I
he really needs to add a port to the back of the cork-holder to draw down a constant gentle pressure
This is by far the most amazing thing on TH-cam.
Did it really need teeth? Lmfao. AvE: - Just. WOW.
No teeth?! That'd be creepy.
No teeth? What are you, some kinda weirdo?
AvE And the entire premise of this video WASN'T creepy!?? LOL 😆👌
The best kind of hummer is the kind with a gummer.
so many TH-cam "how to" programming videos that lack real world examples of how they are useful... AvE is the channel that satisfies that unmet need
You should really soak your corks first before stuffing them. There's nothing more important than a good cork-soaker in the household. I learned to soak corks when I was a young boy. I learned from my father, who learned soaking corks from his father's father. You could say I was a born cork soaker.
dude this is so hard to read out without slipping
Best in the county rumor had it
But do you soak corks or do you get your corks soaked?
Good question, is the cork soaker the one who soaks his cork, or the receptacle in which the cork is soaked?
I got it
You have to observe the USB port to collapse the superposition.
Or just do it the easy way with a goddamitron and a stetsor valve. No systems theory required! lol
whenever I try to figure which way round a USB plug goes I end up with a dead cat on my hands.
wallhaxx "You have to observe the USB port to collapse the superposition." i cracked up for an hour !! got sore abs
I have a feeling most have no idea what that means
It's called schrodinger's port.
If you aren't supposed to put air in someones butt how do you get oxygen to the gerbil?
'Armageddon' was actually the gerbil's safe word...
Richard Gere is shaking his head somewhere
@@aivkara I don't think anyone got the joke...I got you though!
Rectum? Dammed near killed him...
loooool
Never gets old.
One of my favorites, like the old bull and young bull story.
Did in fact, Kill Him.
MrHillfolk - tell - I don’t think I’ve heard that one??
PapaWheelie
I guess it has a little moral or whatever, like with age comes wisdom or something.
The story usually goes something like:
2 bulls are talking, one is the old bull and one is the young bull.
The young bull says let’s run down the hill and do a cow, for fun.
The old bull says woah hold your horses!
Let’s WALK down and do em all😂😂😬
I just realized how we came to develop the opposable thumb.
So, the takeaway is don't put compressed air up your bum, put it in your P port instead?
Thank you for confirming I've been using the USB port correctly my entire life
Koyo Click is the great grandbaby of TI, Semens, GE Funuc plug ‘n play PLC bases, I/O modules and three speeds of processors ( still sold by Direct Logic I think). All programmable in TI Soft running in DOS. Probably also built by Koyo under license or maybe always samurai built. The DOS had function keys for NC, NO, coil, timer, counter plus ‘or’, ‘and’ branches. Lots of keystrokes rather than mouse messin. There was still the upload,download screwing around, especially when the eeprom, the running program and the confuser were all different versions. No getting away from that. But thanks for the memories. The printing presses I worked on had 40 pages of ladder logic but that still beats the crap out of 25 pages of spaghetti point to point relay ladder logic for an unnamed Italian basket lift.
If I were TH-cam I would give you a raise for this video.
well, TH-cam is run by robots now so they probably think this is progressive.
I see what you did there
You could have a full range of preset programs... random shuffle... change the pace a bit here and there... the mind boggles. Probably available from Guangdong by next xmas...
Finished product works more like a cork soaker than a cork stuffer. Reminds me of a SNL skit from years past. I love this channel.👍
This is the most cohesive explaimplimentation of plc I have found on the tube thus far, and Ive been lookin. Hot glue proto on fleek. Thank you so much for documenting your exploits.
If I would have been younger, this would have been my diploma thesis!
Not quite Westworld, but could work.
Agreed!
That violent delight would definitely have a violent end.
He should call this contraption "Dolores"
Bierkameel I'm gonna call mine Angela.
To The Top Crane your little 300ft tall crane is the perfect example of why you don't want $10 AliExpress arduinos controlling your air solenoids.
I've been watching AvE regularly for a couple weeks now and this video did it. Liked and subscribed and the bells are rung. The content here is amazing. Brilliant and hilarious.
Huge fan Ave. 23 year old industrial mechanic/plc programmer. I’ve spent a lot of time watching your videos and I love them. We use some of the things that you made videos on where I work actually. I’m more familiar with Allen Bradley and some siemens, but after seeing this it makes me want to get one myself to make some type of contraption.
Now, other than food, you have no reason to leave your shop!
To The Top Crane
There is pizza delivery you know
Jeremy hanna, good point. I didn't think of that.
and Beer.
Truvak T - Beer comes out of the faucets in Canada. It’s true. I saw it on the internet. :-)
I knew I had to move to the anglophone part of Canada! 5 years in Montreal and all that came from my faucet was lame water!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnd demonetized!
This was worth watching just for the last minute. Fantastic video with a great overview of industrial system programming.
Smartest, most relatable, hilarious guy on the net!! Thanks again, Ave!!
Now if only you can teach it to cook.
Gunslinger 11B sexism isn’t too death grips my friend
shenzhong it sure is funny
Jadan Della Porta it isn’t that either
shenzhong subjective
@@cezarcatalin1406 Please elaborate... I mean clearly, it is undoubtedly subjective. But I want to know, how you came to believing that's not the case. Are you white knighting or do you genuinely believe that? Either way, yikes...
Real deal Omron PLC's can be found on the flea bay for super cheap and the programming software too for around $100
Fucking Omron with the 'upload' I mean 'download' I mean shit the program is corrupt.
Took the words right out of your pneumatic cork-stuffer's mouth!
Just following Rockwell's terminology convolution.
I really liked cxprogrammer. It was quick and dirty. Changing any bit to one-shots was clean. Documentation was in japenglish but it was very complete as long as you keep reading. Native simulation was a plus as well.
My only experience is with Do-More PLCs. Their simulator is free and fairly complete.
Love the pointing utensil! Not only does it look multifunctional, but looks comfy to hold.
AvE you are bringing back many bad memories from the 80's trying to program the Allen Bradley Automation Controls that were a conglomeration of Pick/Dos and ASSembly languages. Good God man, you are forcing me to drink....MORE.
Needs a dab of Schmoo for a smooth action.
I'll be damned, it took 30 minutes of video before this one got demonetized!
I’ve used the Click PLC for years but never this cleverly!! Thanks Uncle BF
I've just started playing around with plcs in my tiny little factory. I found that a little Siemens logo with the supplied software, works really well. They have proper visual aids programming, so you draw the circuit diagram and it then makes the ladder logic for you. Totally sweet.
The sweet funk of demonitization is emanating from my phone
There's seimans everywhere.
I'm youst fascinated by how he mastered the machining process, the assembly process, the electrical wiring and the final programming of the product.
You is a one man factory
This just earned a subscribe. Much learning was done here
The 30 guys who down voted this video are the bosses who make you work on a Saturday.
Please pray for them, they need Jesus.
they need compressed air blown up their rectum
Good thing you didn't use an arduino, damn thing would've glitched out a bit down....
It's amazingly difficult to cry from laughter whilst taking construction notes!
The hits just keep on coming at the AvE channel...
Uncanny valley of horse teeth.
Sarah Jessica Parker.
Uncanny.
That mouth looked like it wanted nothing to do with the hammer's aggressive attempts. It must be a married woman.
Automation engineer here, youre a rather slow programmer but you definitley know whats important about automation. Im proud.
Comment mettre l'utile à l'agréable!!! Best pneumatic class forever!!!! Thanks Ave.
A Binford 6100 E Jackulator
More power!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Im starting to get worried about the long winters effect on my favorite Canucky...
@20:26 Best and most comprehensive USB peripheral insertion procedure on the internets ever!
this brings back soo many memories
Talking ill of arduino, Does this call for a name change to PLC vs Evil? Not that it appears to be fighting too hard.
Now I got plans for the weekend
The cable work in that enclosure was quite satisfying to behold
As usual, does not fail to deliver
am I the only one that thinks a slight jerky motion might be a good thing?
Another classic French-Canadian saying.... "I went to de closet to get my boots and dere dey were, gone!"
whos coat is that jacket
Dat wast de biggest coyote I never saw!
The ting is seized. I gotta eat the pipe.
Sir, you are a scholar and a gentleman...
The compressed air up the whahoo of a buddy is a story I’ve heard many times before. Urban legend or not it’s still important to respect the power of air compression.
Easy way to keep the PLC upload/download straight is to imagine your laptop sitting on top of the equipment. Upload brings it 'Up' to your laptop, download sends it 'Down' to the PLC.
That might work for you. Personally I imagine my laptop riding on a double-decker bus that's traveling at 43 mph on it's way to Melbourne, Australia and that some joker has changed the language settings on it to Chinese. This is not a clever trick to help me remember how to up- or download, I'm just confused.
wait, compressed air goes in the pee port? I thought you said your buddy put it in the.... er... other port....
FlesHBoX the tush port?
@@Pottalowski the sh!t hole?
PLCs are bae , loved the modual at uni
Thank you for the reminder of Relay Ladder Logic and PLC head pounding fun! The good thing is the PLC's no longer weigh 50 LBs each. I remember Siemens gave us a new tiny plastic PLC just before I got out of that business. That was 1997.
My uh friend wanted to know where to get one of the mouths and how discrete is their shipping?
Amazon. Just let your friend know. :P
Haahahaha "How discrete is their shipping" JAJAJA
The Finesse Kid you mean one for yourself. Lol
And.... demonized....
Demonized or demonetized? Or does it matter? lol
I meant the second..... but oddly.... that last bit, that will haunt me for a long long time. Maybe the first was more accurate.
Jesus is the one who sent him the mouth in the first place.
That's because Jesus is a pervert.
Patriot Cat - Still?? Damn it. I told him once already. I said "JESUS!" And I mean that in the proper Spanish pronunciation. I told him to quit peeping in my damn windows.
De-monitized! Love you AVE!
That ending.....pure gold!
The end of this video had me crying with laughter 😂😂😂
Now that's the Ollie-FordCock.
The teeth! Pure nightmare fuel.
The "Good enough for the girls I go out with" quality assurance will never have the same kudos it once did. 😁
This video really delivers.
A quick exhaust would really help ya get the air out right fast. My wife says I have one on my blind end.
Stroke needs to be a bit longer.
That's a fine opinion but you should stick to giving the tip. Only the tip.
I legit tought it was a machine to stuff corks into bottles. Then it hit me what channel I was watching.
Add one of those vacuum valves and a spit dispenser next!
That Upload/Download being from the perspective of the PLC burned me a few times in my early days!
Yeah, compressed air is no joke. Had a hired guy at the job blow one of his eardrums out, trying to dust himself using compressed air.
"had a hired guy at the blow job..." Cmon I cant be the only one whose brain did that
Stupidity comes in all sorts of flavors.
Reason for the OSHA bypass nozzle
because an osha bypass valve is gonna stop an eardrum from being blown out in that situation? get outta here. safety features are for accidents, not for intentional stupidity. that drum was gonna get blown with or without it.
All fun and games until you bottom it out and that threaded shaft breaks your knob.... then that becomes a whole other video for the bad part of the internet.
I had a really bad day but this had me pissing myself at the end. Thank you AvE 😂
I sometimes take the little womans failed toys and rework them into a functioning item again, but this guy, he is God like in his work! I am humbled.
Is there a reason you didn't use a QEV (quick exhaust valve), instead of the second spool valve?
That would be the "better" solution, but what's the fun in that! :)
1:34 - Visual AIDS
No shortage of that on teh Internets.
I love that union label in the PLC!