When you represent the wrong Defendant

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  • @dragonball570
    @dragonball570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7954

    "I'm a murderer, not homophobic. This dick for everybody" had me crying 😂😂😭😭💀💀

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      But I make entertaining vids as well bro

    • @generalflopper9697
      @generalflopper9697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@26mic but you dont

    • @kizune1
      @kizune1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My favorite part of the vid lmbo!

    • @nataliemukamimbewe6
      @nataliemukamimbewe6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣

    • @Bendoverz34
      @Bendoverz34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@26mic Shut up. No you don’t

  • @Greendog2401
    @Greendog2401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15057

    Bruh the “I am a murderer, not homophobic” line had me dying🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jesusolguin5896
      @jesusolguin5896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      My reaction was like, "ok, fair enough."

    • @demetri4583
      @demetri4583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +513

      "this dick for EVERYBODY" yoo shit took me OUUUUTTT 💀💀, legit started wheezing I had to pause and go back 🤣🤣

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Thanks I create skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me

    • @ghost245353
      @ghost245353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Just like Tracey Miller

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Griffy the goat. He inspired me to start making skits last December. I made 4 longbeachgriffy be like skits.

  • @drjonesey5
    @drjonesey5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1241

    Meanwhile in real life after this conversation:
    Defense Attorney: As you can see your honor, my client has had an extensive history of growing up alone. My client has been misguided, he had no parents, he's been thrown away to the trash as an outcast which led him into falling in with the wrong crowd; he was persuaded to do criminal things he shouldn't have by others and further more he wasn't in the correct frame of mind during this incident. Don't hold these things against my client as they were all in the past. Never mind his prior convictions, we are here about today. Ms. Miller, the supposed victim was actually the aggressor, Ms. Miller was manipulative and deceitful; she called my client over that night to get some money as she always does and he agreed. When he got there Miller was waiting there with 2 unknown men ready to harm my client. Her motives? Ms. Millers own insecurities in the belief that he was cheating on her.

    • @dailydoseofinvesting-roadt3776
      @dailydoseofinvesting-roadt3776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      It’s always worth a try

    • @drjonesey5
      @drjonesey5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dailydoseofinvesting-roadt3776 Rofl

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I make entertaining vids just like l griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come to tell me

    • @atsiangbepaul7958
      @atsiangbepaul7958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Dude you're scaring me. Is this your protocol 7 for when shit hits the fan?

    • @Someone-ft5lw
      @Someone-ft5lw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Better call Dr. Jonesey

  • @aminubk
    @aminubk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    “School shooter comes to the studio”
    TH-cam: yeah thats cool
    “Pedophile comes to the studio”
    TH-cam: lmao you funny
    “Homophobe comes to the studio”
    TH-cam: nah now you’ve gone too far

    • @championofgodz
      @championofgodz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao facts! It was funny though

    • @KOS_Yev
      @KOS_Yev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tell em

    • @Decimo10X
      @Decimo10X 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Because most of their staff are.

    • @ghettosupastar9285
      @ghettosupastar9285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yh i didnt get to hear the When a Homophobe comes to the Studio had to hear it through a reaction video. but i assume YT had take it down?

    • @_Jai_
      @_Jai_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m glad I watched it before it was deleted, but yeah, wtf?!

  • @im_fat_boi
    @im_fat_boi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    "Where were you last night?"
    "I was killing Tracy"
    💀

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I create skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me ku g

  • @castform7
    @castform7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3594

    I like how he specifies that he's just a murderer and not homophobic. He might kill people, but he's not intolerant.

    • @linkholder
      @linkholder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Im intolerant of all these bots.

    • @animeking1674
      @animeking1674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      He's inhumane, not intolerant

    • @linkholder
      @linkholder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@animeking1674 I film Skits exactly like Griffy, I bet you my asshole you laugh na I'm just kiddin what up real human?

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They all bleed the same to him

    • @sageoffire3964
      @sageoffire3964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Professionals have standards

  • @internetajay
    @internetajay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    this is hilarious

    • @rashi3512
      @rashi3512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr

    • @gabrielarambula4465
      @gabrielarambula4465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey Ajay!
      Really like those videos man, keep up the good work!
      (P.S. Rise and Fall of Penn Central?)

  • @shizukaaaa
    @shizukaaaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    They didn't take down the song about pedophilia yet they took down the gay one? 🤨

    • @mac7089
      @mac7089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Seems they liked that one lol

  • @editorrbr2107
    @editorrbr2107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10317

    I’m a criminal defense attorney, and I just want you to know that this hits every note. There is no such thing as a criminal mastermind. LOL.

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I produce entertaining skits just like Griffy. I Fr bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me dawg

    • @HeavyHebi
      @HeavyHebi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +600

      @@26mic This is path the tic. Stop tryna mooch

    • @sanjayw9878
      @sanjayw9878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +366

      Are you ever forced into situations where you have to defend someone who's clearly wrong?

    • @crimson6864
      @crimson6864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +490

      @@sanjayw9878 a defence attorney I listened to a while back made a good point he said the role of his job isn’t to prosecute someone or decide if they’re evil, wrong or right but to instead give whatever he can to the judge and jury as evidence for whichever of those sides so that they could aided by his words decide for themselves

    • @heavenlydemon8333
      @heavenlydemon8333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@HeavyHebi path the tic?

  • @RatCenat6162
    @RatCenat6162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10039

    My day automatically gets better every time this man uploads

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I made 4 longbeachgriffy be like skits. Lmk what y'all think of them

    • @thanos1838
      @thanos1838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      NeilxDavis no

    • @Marz2Hell
      @Marz2Hell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BlueFoxDA W

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      First real reply btw I make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me

    • @protagonistorantagonist9762
      @protagonistorantagonist9762 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm glad that he uploaded today

  • @OfentseMwaseFilms
    @OfentseMwaseFilms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Griffy you are just too funny man. Sometimes I wonder if these are your views😂

  • @penguioon4251
    @penguioon4251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    At least Twitter won't cancel him

  • @bottleofwater8584
    @bottleofwater8584 2 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    It's worse if the attorney actually had a way to get you out of it lol

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My gI make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me

    • @nobodyelse4307
      @nobodyelse4307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@26mic bruh why is you still doin this?

    • @doublearr16
      @doublearr16 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🎅🏾th-cam.com/video/Tp7NKiN72ns/w-d-xo.html

    • @leatherface3662
      @leatherface3662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Insanity plea. Or you can hit them over the head hard enough to where you actually mess up their minds and then say they aren't fit to stand trial.

    • @notyourdad9548
      @notyourdad9548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@leatherface3662 insanity plea is a lot harder to claim than you think.

  • @animeato7865
    @animeato7865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2926

    This man never fails to make me die laughing😂

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea but I create skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me

    • @allashuwa_
      @allashuwa_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      so i guess reincarnation is real🤦‍♂

    • @doublearr16
      @doublearr16 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🎅🏾th-cam.com/video/Tp7NKiN72ns/w-d-xo.html

    • @kylet9023
      @kylet9023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      can y'all shut up with the whole "iM bEtteR ThAn LoNgBeaChGriFfy"

    • @animeato7865
      @animeato7865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@26mic fake

  • @ElliottM-ck2wg
    @ElliottM-ck2wg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Lawyer: So where were you last night?
    Amber Heard: I was abusing Johnny
    Lawyer: No... you were not!
    Amber Heard: Yes I was

  • @smoothsailing9491
    @smoothsailing9491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So the latest video got removed...
    A Giant has Fallen.
    69 mins of silence, everybody

  • @JustaKamothy
    @JustaKamothy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1494

    I like the running gag with griffiy’s black eye LOL It never gets old 💀 💀 💀

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I made 4 longbeachgriffy be like skits. Lmk what y'all think of them 🙏🏿

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me dawg

    • @comicfan8350
      @comicfan8350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      This might be a stupid question but how did he get it?

    • @reffman
      @reffman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@comicfan8350 Watch one of his previous videos

    • @metroboonk5961
      @metroboonk5961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@comicfan8350 definitely woke up with it

  • @AlwaysEvolvingPythons
    @AlwaysEvolvingPythons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2101

    Long Beach Griffey ! You’re a freaking legend !!!

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I make skits just like griffy . I Fr bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @fucitynot3
      @fucitynot3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts

    • @uxxq8015
      @uxxq8015 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      GAGAGAGAGA!!! hahahahaaha!! Whos the macho person?! Me?! You!! Shim sham BOOM BOOM!!! Living legend!

    • @actionjackson2074
      @actionjackson2074 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How can you say that after he bad talked about black women

    • @AlwaysEvolvingPythons
      @AlwaysEvolvingPythons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@actionjackson2074 easily just watch I will do it again! Long Beach Griffey you’re a freaking legend !!!!

  • @ramenmaster2337
    @ramenmaster2337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    the homophobe rap had me dying

  • @C1R3_
    @C1R3_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This describes daredevil trying to defend the punisher in court

  • @Neillan
    @Neillan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1627

    *"I am a murderer but I'm not homophobic, this for everyone!"*
    Griffy always telling it like it is!

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yuh I make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me

    • @popninja8658
      @popninja8658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤨

    • @doublearr16
      @doublearr16 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🎅🏾th-cam.com/video/Tp7NKiN72ns/w-d-xo.html

    • @sevionus80
      @sevionus80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He'd still kill a gay man if he wanted to, nobody is safe lol

    • @coin2094
      @coin2094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sevionus80 yah he'll kill them but not because they're gay

  • @redflares4389
    @redflares4389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Damn each of his characters got their own story for what happened to his eye.

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me g

  • @TheSilentWalkerz
    @TheSilentWalkerz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Real footage of Amber Heard and her lawyers

  • @JamesLee-ph9go
    @JamesLee-ph9go 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Griffy: "They do say, the Truth will always hurt."
    Judge: "We can't lock Griffy up, who's gonna entertain us in the future?" 🤫

  • @royalpayn4089
    @royalpayn4089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "I am a murderer, not homophobic. This dick for everyone"
    Bruh I died laughing

  • @quadeevans6484
    @quadeevans6484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    " The evidence presented is compelling but unfortunately my client is simply built different, therefore he cannot be guilty"

  • @J-Rush
    @J-Rush 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Yooooooo TH-cam actually deleted Griffey’s newest video for “hate speech”. I didn’t think it was possible

    • @MMAisTHEbestSPORT08
      @MMAisTHEbestSPORT08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fr I just checked and wow the undefeated undeletable Griffy got a video deleted... damn I'm surprised it didn't happen before.

  • @fluid318
    @fluid318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Anyone here after they took down his latest video

  • @Wakeman8791
    @Wakeman8791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    “Your honor! If my client is guilty, then why did he swear on his mama?”

  • @saul_jimenez647
    @saul_jimenez647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    This guy is smart, no one confesses to murdering somebody unless they are mentally ill, he’s not going to jail, he’s going to Arkham Asylum

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      But I make entertaining skits as well

    • @wasiudw
      @wasiudw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Asylums are worse than jails from what I've read ....

    • @thebatman.
      @thebatman. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I could never take Griffy to Arkham, he can commit any crime he wants and I’ll still back him up 💯

    • @KBWeeds
      @KBWeeds 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or they don’t care, have a guilty conscience/remorse, realize they have little chance to be acquitted, got a deal, etc.

  • @XxRDZ15xX
    @XxRDZ15xX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’m glad I at least got to experience his last vid before it was taken down 😂

    • @makeupdoll7413
      @makeupdoll7413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't 😔

    • @SpiritedFalcon
      @SpiritedFalcon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@makeupdoll7413 don't worry, I got you: th-cam.com/video/RIvVP-dJslA/w-d-xo.html

  • @isaias6259
    @isaias6259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    YOOOO , WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE LAST VIDEO??!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dadash8997
    @Dadash8997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    He even pulled out the murder weapon! This ish had me dying!!!!!!!!

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fam I create skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me

    • @doublearr16
      @doublearr16 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🎅🏾th-cam.com/video/Tp7NKiN72ns/w-d-xo.html

  • @AndrewJrMkansi
    @AndrewJrMkansi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Griffy we appreciate all the constant uploads, you truly make our day

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me fam

    • @GXQ42
      @GXQ42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg this reply section is flooded with bots

    • @doublearr16
      @doublearr16 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🎅🏾th-cam.com/video/Tp7NKiN72ns/w-d-xo.html

    • @Cognitive_player
      @Cognitive_player 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That explains his 3 week hiatus.

    • @vedantmhatre3476
      @vedantmhatre3476 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GXQ42 the main comment itself is a bot probably

  • @johnnysins9054
    @johnnysins9054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    TH-cam said ok you finally crosses the line on the newest video😭

  • @clarencehardin6022
    @clarencehardin6022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I love the fact that he's been cracking jokes about he's fucked up eye for the past 3 videos 🤣🤣

  • @JimiArchive
    @JimiArchive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +955

    I'm late but I am f*cking entertained by this

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I produce entertaining skits just like Griffy. I Fr bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @__mindflayer__
      @__mindflayer__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      How the fuck do you have 215k subs by playing Fortnite on a tablet

    • @rickeybernard8156
      @rickeybernard8156 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're early as Hell bro.

    • @muckymucks
      @muckymucks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Late? Bitch, this video is still gonna be fresh 500 years from now.

    • @autonomousfortune753
      @autonomousfortune753 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Read my channel description I support BLM and I am not anti-Asian whatsoever. I also support Asian Lives Matter

  • @forestc6014
    @forestc6014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Look at Griffy bringing back the "Im going home" in a creative way. 😏🙌

  • @nateriver5841
    @nateriver5841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    These are Amber lawyers right now

  • @BbubblyJ
    @BbubblyJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just graduated law school a couple of weeks ago and this is why I definitely don't want to do criminal law. Also, my criminal procedure, evidence, and criminal law professors all said NEVER allow your client to testify unless under unique circumstances. You can prep and practice all day long but they will most likely get up there and say something that completely jeopardizes the case.
    Criminal law is just too much!!!

  • @LBEfication
    @LBEfication 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Thought this sketch was about an attorney walking into the wrong room, but it turned out so much better

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I make entertaining vids as well

  • @YEEZUSLORD
    @YEEZUSLORD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Hard to believe people really tried to cancel this man😂

    • @commit_aarson
      @commit_aarson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People tried to cancel him? When was this? And why? 😂

    • @Errupt
      @Errupt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@commit_aarson a couple months ago just look up Griffy heavenly drama

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts he inspired me to start making skits last December.

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I create skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me

    • @Schizniit
      @Schizniit 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @YeaMan bruh you a whole clown

  • @ICEMAN-Z8
    @ICEMAN-Z8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Why the fuck they removed the last video ????

  • @garrettbeefstew
    @garrettbeefstew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lmao the new sketch was taken down huh

  • @bobsesay4014
    @bobsesay4014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    My guy went out for a month and now is blessing us with classic masterpieces as 2021 is ending. Thank you Griffy we love and appreciate you.

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I make entertaining vids just like griffy my g

    • @theLoveRocketjr
      @theLoveRocketjr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I haven’t heard him say “I’m going home.” for a while.

  • @Dracoh
    @Dracoh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "where were you last night?"
    I was killing Tracey
    "no you werent"
    yes I was the fuck

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aye I create skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me

  • @kevincooper7781
    @kevincooper7781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    They really took down the newest studio video🤣🤣🤣

  • @gbo_day
    @gbo_day 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I like how his video was so bad that TH-cam took it down..bruh 🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @ppppp9830
      @ppppp9830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RIP MY COMMENT THAT GOT 1.4K likes on griffy replies i was second and said that i was homophobic

  • @aspebb
    @aspebb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This must've been how the Mcmichael's lawyers felt 😂

  • @hybridsaiyan22
    @hybridsaiyan22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love how he still bringin up the eye shit ☠️

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My bro I make skits just like BlackBadger. I Fr bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me

  • @paulaxed5919
    @paulaxed5919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love, like f*cing TH-cam deleted your last video so quick. But other videos from some perveted toy channel will stay here for sure. Great platform, honest establishment, freedom of speech and comedy!

  • @roger2599
    @roger2599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Right after I clicked the When a Homophobe comes to the studio TH-cam removed it 😂😂

    • @Unknown-lc8cy
      @Unknown-lc8cy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trust me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SpiritedFalcon
      @SpiritedFalcon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was able to watch it 😂

  • @dakaraismith4648
    @dakaraismith4648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Griffy never fails to make me laugh

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts he inspired me to start making skits last December

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me

  • @nattompkins888
    @nattompkins888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “If everyone told the truth, there’d be no need for trials.” - Hiromi Higurama, Jujutsu Kaisen Chapter 164

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      SweetI make entertaining vids just like griffy

    • @shadava
      @shadava 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      JJK is my 3rd favorite anime

  • @christinemoore7799
    @christinemoore7799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Still a better defendant than Amber Heard

  • @lawyer395
    @lawyer395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Atlast TH-cam deleted Griffy video its time to move on from youtube Friends its happening TH-cam is becoming Kid and corporates friendly day by day man i miss old youtube

  • @liorpapismedov2519
    @liorpapismedov2519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "I'm a murderer not homophobic"
    I'm glad the murderer's community are starting to progress with the times.

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I make entertaining vids just like griffy bro

    • @amoththatthinks
      @amoththatthinks 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      how is letting two men smash progress though?

    • @lyrics2challenged
      @lyrics2challenged 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@amoththatthinks well, if he was bothered by it, he would've killed both. Since he isn't bothered by it, he killed 2 less people. So, progress.

    • @amoththatthinks
      @amoththatthinks 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lyrics2challenged Hmm. I see! Thank you!

    • @lyrics2challenged
      @lyrics2challenged 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@amoththatthinks no problem! I was being legit BTW, not a smartass. Sorry, I have a habit of if someone wants an explanation I'll do my darndest to give it to them lol. Ok that probably comes off as lame to most.

  • @oplooner4296
    @oplooner4296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Lol this man straight up admitting it 😂😂😂

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      But fam I make entertaining vids

  • @expic3954
    @expic3954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Griffy's latest vid got removed by YT
    Everyone quick. Archive the channel IN CASE it gets removed

  • @roundboi3994
    @roundboi3994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Bro once I realized youtube took down the homophobic rapper video for “hate speech” I laughed for a solid 5 minutes cause of how dumb that is

    • @kentinson1670
      @kentinson1670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bruh does TH-cam even know what satire and comedy is? It was funny and they ruined it by removing the video. Fuck youtube for not giving creators their freedom

  • @KingJaggerjack
    @KingJaggerjack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "I'm a murderer not homophobic. This dick is for everybody" 😂😂😂
    A fire quote that could go into his book.
    Day 747 of asking Griffy to write a book full of advice for men and women now including tips on how to avoid going to jail or in the defendants case go to jail quicker.
    Griffy the Waifu for Life 😤

    • @KingJaggerjack
      @KingJaggerjack 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @26 Mic enjoyed the no way home skit 😂

  • @Mikkel_2407
    @Mikkel_2407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Long Beach Griffey is literally the funniest human ever

  • @chuajec43
    @chuajec43 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When the Homophobe enters the Studio

  • @YbbNoo
    @YbbNoo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “You’re going to JAIL… I’m going home!”

  • @meipia1608
    @meipia1608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love how he always references his injury in every skit.

    • @melaneychuroy9187
      @melaneychuroy9187 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      where did he reference it in this video? i didn’t see it

    • @mae8826
      @mae8826 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus loves you:)

  • @kevinsplotnieks1685
    @kevinsplotnieks1685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    man please make a part 2 of this in court lmao it would be hillarious

  • @OrbitX2
    @OrbitX2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    dude last video had me crying.. bs they removed it.. comedy is comedy and legit no way peeps think you serious

    • @xefecktgaming2024
      @xefecktgaming2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was soo sad TH-cam removed it

    • @My21gems
      @My21gems 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What was it about? I missed it:(

    • @ghettosupastar9285
      @ghettosupastar9285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@My21gems When a Homophobe comes to the Studio

  • @brandonvasser5902
    @brandonvasser5902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    @0:01 I’m an actual attorney and I had the second highest crim law grade in the state. I interned for a woman that had a client like this and I never fucked with crim defense again 😂 This man shot at a dude he owed weed money to, 17 times, followed him around the corner and kept blasting. And wouldn’t accept a plea deal because he wanted her to say not guilty, self defense. Bro wouldn’t even give up the name of the 13 year old shooter in his passenger seat. Not long after I knew of a guy that got strangled over the table with his client’s handcuff links in the middle of pleading his case for him. This is why you can bet your crim attorney is strapped at the office. People have popped in and blown people’s heads off out of sheer ignorance. They’ll even ask you to get “not their gun” out of seized evidence for them and get angry basically that you have to collect their info to do it and I can’t just snap my fingers and poof their gun back into their hands. Like wtf makes you think that idk bro.

  • @retrozip
    @retrozip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I like how he's still mentioning his eye injury

  • @eezypredator3585
    @eezypredator3585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Let's be honest, all our days are better once Griffy uploads

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I create skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me bro

    • @imad8347
      @imad8347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro change your name

    • @ancyp.v.7455
      @ancyp.v.7455 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@imad8347 Lmfao I didn't even realized 🤣😭

  • @sheriefwoodard8686
    @sheriefwoodard8686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Daredevil and Punisher

  • @cyuleba
    @cyuleba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lawyer: "Unlike you, I am going home"

  • @ashtonoak4370
    @ashtonoak4370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How Jonny Cochran was to OJ back in the 90s 🤣

  • @portgasd.grisha3414
    @portgasd.grisha3414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The fact he makes fun of his eye injury each time is hilarious

  • @LasagnaQueen
    @LasagnaQueen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You're going to jail, I'm going home."
    BROOOOO
    😂😂😂

  • @boycedamare6419
    @boycedamare6419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Who’s here bc his last video got taken down🙄

  • @mastermo9433
    @mastermo9433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Im so happy weve had 3 videos in teh past week. These fast releases are amazing, Thanks Griffy!

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brother I make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me

  • @user-Jay178
    @user-Jay178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thank for all the videos you upload. You can never be cancelled man. You are awesome

  • @TheHappyQuadriplegic
    @TheHappyQuadriplegic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As an ex lawyer…..YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE HONEST WITH YOUR LAWYER!! 😂 100%!! The defendant was right!!!!

  • @PotatoBread-nz5gv
    @PotatoBread-nz5gv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I had to come in….TH-cam did it lol they removed his latest video…damn

  • @jennyneon
    @jennyneon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Griffy doesn't know the definition of “limit”, he always pushes it.

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I make skits just like Griffy. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh bro. But If not yous can come back to tell me bro

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts he inspired me to start making skits last December

  • @tyreekl29
    @tyreekl29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Even with a damaged eye he still brings us quality content. There is nothing Griffy cannot work with 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @doublearr16
      @doublearr16 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🎅🏾th-cam.com/video/Tp7NKiN72ns/w-d-xo.html

  • @vEnvyRain
    @vEnvyRain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    They took down the video :pepecry:

  • @James_Castillo
    @James_Castillo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You can see he’s in good hands with that Allstate folder his lawyer got

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm.going home

  • @gammatherajangslayer3116
    @gammatherajangslayer3116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    He drove himself there to turn himself in for the murder but he still gets a lawyer cause he wants him to keep him from going to jail 😂 bro needs to get his priorities straight 😂

  • @raythegreat3346
    @raythegreat3346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lawyer: you’re going to jail
    Murderer : you’re going to hell 💥🔫

  • @felon7187
    @felon7187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At that point you just give him a plead bargain

  • @YoAkiWylin
    @YoAkiWylin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    We need more people like this. Honesty is a great thing.

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay but I make skits like griffy

    • @helloworld-vq9gq
      @helloworld-vq9gq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We need more murderers ???

    • @YoAkiWylin
      @YoAkiWylin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@helloworld-vq9gq no. More murderers need to be more honest

    • @ohexodus6855
      @ohexodus6855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@26mic bruh stop advertising your channel in his video

  • @Arc-Tempo21
    @Arc-Tempo21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lawyer [straining his words]: _"So. Did you murder Tracy?"_
    Defendant: "Yes.
    So, when am I getting out?
    So, when am I getting out?
    S-so when am I getting out?
    When am I getting out? I'm free, right? When am I getting out?"

  • @ThatReallyTallGuy
    @ThatReallyTallGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “You’re going to jail… and I’m going home…” 😂😂😭😭

  • @adamatif288
    @adamatif288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He really brought a gun to court. 😂😂😂

  • @ywjsiabvue
    @ywjsiabvue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Killer: "I'm a murderer. BUT I AIN'T LYING FOR NO ONE!"

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I make entertaining vids just like griffy g

  • @addisonqi8133
    @addisonqi8133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lmao, had a good laugh, keep it up Griffy!

  • @maliktaimoor8310
    @maliktaimoor8310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is how the lawyers of war criminals at Nuremberg must have felt like O.O

  • @SeanBaker
    @SeanBaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I seem to not see that most recent video. 👀

  • @davidogundipe808
    @davidogundipe808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Griffy is always banging with amazing content.

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man oh man I make skits just like BlackBadger. I Fr bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me

  • @autastic4577
    @autastic4577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Dam TH-cam took your last video down SMH people are soft

    • @kentinson1670
      @kentinson1670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For real we were having fun then TH-cam decides to kill our fun because they got butthurt

  • @Shehryaaar
    @Shehryaaar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the fact that he always plays that song at the end 😂😂😂

  • @garretthenderson4717
    @garretthenderson4717 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My fav TH-camr by far! All his vids are on point and mad funny