I Conquered ALL OF BRITAIN as the MOST POWERFUL DYNASTY in Crusader Kings 3
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ก.ย. 2023
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The story of how I Conquered ALL OF BRITAIN as the MOST POWERFUL DYNASTY in Crusader Kings 3? You haven't heard it? Well sit down, grab a refreshing mug of mead... and hear the HAESTEINN SAGA!
In this video and Crusader Kings 3 full playthrough series, Koifish will play as the Viking Norse legend Jarl Haesteinn, and playing as his dynasty from the start of the game in 867, all the way to the end in 1453! A complete Crusader Kings 3 Mega campaign! All with the goal to create the STRONGEST and MOST POWERFUL Dynasty in all of CK3!
And in this second episode, we play as the the son and heir of the founding father Haesteinn: Ragnarr Haesteinnsson! Our first goal will be to conquer ALL of the great empire of Britain, and to cease the English, Scottish and Irish Isles all for ourselves!! No shore is safe when the sons of Haesteinn and his raiders come to ravage, steal and plunder!
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youtube told me you uploaded this 4 hours ago im so confused
7:02 MERRY/ON/NYD/D the last D is mute. It is spoken like MerryONNYD. Like merry(is)ON(the)NYD(new York district) Merryonnyd. Ignoring the second D. It’s mute
Heasteinn is no longer a addiction It's a lifestyle
just like alcohol
The only true lifestyle
He is the best character at game start to do basically anything you want to do. Asia, Africa, India Dont matter it’s all fun with the Jarl
Yeah don't you know there's martial, stewardship, diplomacy, intrigue, learning and heasteinn
And koifish want to complete the 3 trees
The kings don't want you to know this, but the monks at the monasteries are free. You can take them home, I have 458 monks.
What are you doing with so many monks? It's not luke they're laying eggs for your breakfast?
Other men during a mid-life crisis: "I'm gonna start repairing an old car to feel young again"
Jarl Hæsteinn during a mid-life crisis:
Letz raid the pope.
I suppose it's true what they say about rebounding into addiction. You don't fall a bit, you fall HARD. He began by playing him, took him to Africa and Asia. Then brave Koifish found sense and stopped. He found joy in other places. And now he falls back and makes Haesteinn an entire dynasty that will eventually conquer the world. F in the chat for a fallen man
Haesteinn Fact: He was the first person in medieval Europe to jump over the English Channel, he did this by wearing very long shoes.
Koifish: Aren’t all names made up..?
No, Koifish Koifishson they are not..
well how else do you come up with them then???
That one cronicler who has to deal with all the names will have just a bit of an headache! Bless the Viking lifestyle
i've been playing as Abyssinia recently, has been a really fun playthrough in a different than normal area. Made it into a huge empire, one of the few christian realms in east africa so lots of easy holy wars, would recommend it!
Koifish should try playing William the Conqueror as he is technically a descendant of a viking
I would pay to see that
The Normans. Vikings who kept raiding France until the king paid them to stop and settle down instead, so that nobody else would try to raid them too.
He actually did something very similar in CK 2. And that series was an absolute blast
@@TheNickamd Thanks. I'll probably watch that next!
This whole episode is just an eternal war for England lol
Reminder that last time Koifish conquered all of Britannia he:
1. Became a saint
2. Constructed a cathedral in honor of a foreskin relic
3. Conquered too well and restored the Roman Empire before achieving his campaign victory condition
Let me guess... this happened in CK2?
@@OverlordMalarkey Yes, his "The Conqueror" challenge series. If you haven't seen it, highly recommend. Absolutely beautiful CK2 chaos.
@@bradleyhicks7252 HE'S A SAINT?!
That's usually how my viking adventures go in Britain. If you leave England alone to long they get strong. Way to stick it out in your war against England! We are proud of you Koifish; to face such adversity and prevail. How heroic! The bards shall tell tails and sing song and the subscribers shall raise a rune stone in your honor!
I was mindblown when you went for Scotland and England at the same time… and then you died! The struggle for northern England in the years after that had me stressing on your behalf. Nice series 👍
Praise be the HAESTINGSAGA
Next update they should put Koifish as one of the possible names for Haesteinn descendants
The golden duo koifish&haesteinn
Oh look a new CKIII vide---- "Haesteinn Vikings take over X"
And my eyes roll out of my skull.
Just hearing the M&B Soundtrack in the background is top quality editing
lol mann this was a wild one.
I'm really enjoying the Dynasty saga playthrough. Not enough ck3 youtubers do full dynasty playthroughs. Usually just one ruler or a specific goal. Really looking forward to what twists and turns are coming
GOD DAMNIT KOIFISH, I am having a great weekend watching you play these ck3 with haeisteinn.. I love ur videos!
I’ll be home alone for the next three days and I don’t have school so imma binge watch koifish now
The vibe I'm getting from this series is very similar from The Conqueror achievement series that you did in CK2 years ago. I wonder if you had prepared some kind of plot twist in this one
man i need more episódios
love from Brasil you are insane good
Can you conquer all of Skyrim, and maybe even all of Tamriel with Haesteinn?
At 0:35 , the title card has Japanese text at the top that reads ヴィンランド・サガ , which is "Vinland Saga". To make it Haesteinn Saga, you should replace it with the text "ヘイスティン・サガ"
I’ve become addicted to Heasteinn
I can't wait for the next one
No no no it’s called the Irish Isles… I’ll even settle for the Celtic Isles.
Yessss koifish you are my hero at this game
Great. Now I need to do some haesteinning my self, once again!
Koifish: gives a lecture about how he wants his vulture to just stay on the usle of man for cultural fascination progress
Koifish 5 minuts later: begins making Wales his culture💀
Can’t wait for the Timelapse
Thank you for this series! 😂
Always a fun watch when a new CK3 vid drops. Gotta wonder why you don't seem to use Blots to get piety at all tough... are they not as good anymore?
@23:44 England is impossible to take when from 17 units of MaA,10 units are light infantry and 5 are bondi Koi. 10 units of varangians would beat them easily.
that was an intense war
>be playing HoloCure's fishing minigame
>catch a Koi Fish
>""Hellu iferyune, my neme is Koifish. Hefe yuoo ifer vundered vhet it vuoold be leeke iff Jerl Haesteinn beceme a VToober?"
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
i died when u said the ira thing the one of my suggested videos is Irish rebel music
This was hilarious 😂
Daneland inbound, Danelaw was just the appetizer.
buerocratic culture that decides everthing *"by the sword"* ... sounds absolutely hilarious XD
Can’t wait for the Crusade since you took Canterbury.
Make this a mega campaign!
Boy it was quite hectic the conquest of England and Scotland, but glory to Haestinnia!
I would love to se you send Haestinn to middle earth using the realms in exile mod
waiting for next episode
Very good video
The continent of Haesteinnia.. Lets Goooo!!!
Legend has it, that when Haesteinn dies in game. He conquers Valhalla before his funeral is over. And by the time his son's reign is over, he has snatched Asgard from the rule of Odin himself.
Wake up babe koifish just uploaded
Living in Staffordshire, it is a place you can get ambushed well 🤣🤣
Heasteinn has changed my life
The ducks have multiplied. In an unexpected twist of events, keeping 17 ducks in a closed environment have caused them to spawn more, smaller ducks. Still don't know what to do wit them. Except now there are 42 ducks.
With the nordic heritage you can do elecctions until 1080 iirc
Padderborn, the great Åsa-tru holy site in Saxony, has too long been held by milk drinkers. Reclaim it and Germania!
I guess the next step would be going into the Haesteinnverse and getting all the Haesteinns from parallel universes together.
Truly epic 😂
I was just playing normally and Haesteinn literally conquered England and ruled it for several generations
I absolutely need Koifish to make an epic bromantic poetry book about Haesteinn
Time to raid the Byzantines.
Also the Canary Islands and Morocco, as those are weirdly good raiding targets.
Don't forget to hand concubines to your kin.
Especially if you get any Byzantine princesses.
Haesteinn is love. Haesteinn is life.
Best wishes
I'm not usually a fan of cultural suppression, but renaming all the Welsh counties and converting them made me laugh.
Also, someone please make a mod that replaces the death sound with Koifish's "AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
Can you pls try to found the OG Roman Empire With Haesteinn
MORE HAESTAEINN WHOOO-
Time to make history into Haestory
Could you do "varagian adventure" into "forge the jomsviking" into "elevate the kingdom of mann & the isles" and finaly "Securing the high kingdom of the north sea"? i cant seem to do it. its really frustrating me. all the while not useing inherited on succession soldiers. so that you have the biggest inheritable army once you have the High kingdom of the north sea?
This is a Certified Chenso Classic.
this must become a mega campaign
The World we all wished was true
the Pope throws a Haesteinn fit
The Heasteinn dynasty should conquer all of Scandinavia and see if he can restore the Norse culture
This dude was pretty epic in real history too
could you maybe try to form slavia with Jarl Haestein.
Koifishhhhhh stop WITH YOUR HÆSTINN ADDICTION
The one true ruler
For the next Haesteinn dynasty video you should focus on building out your Viking daycare program, just abduct random children from around the map and make them Jarls, kings, and queens in Europe
Earth? Nah. Haesteinnia becoming Earth? Yes.
Hail haesting!
World conquest for sure!
Koifish didn’t choose Haesteinn- life, Haesteinn-life chose Koifish!
This is not the video series we deserve, it is the one we want.
We are unworthy of its power.
Heasteinn!!!
I expect Emperor Haestein Moctezuma in Mezoamerica now.
I have to ask how could you take the elevate the kingdom ofann as Bjorn Ironside?
Haestry
As a Brit, I see Ireland being included in the British Isles as an absolute win
Haesteinn!
19:44 - I’d think of it like you’re paying some administrative fees to have the rest of the clergy support your claim or something
What about Rurik? He's a cool Viking 😢
HAESTEINN!!!
haesteinn grand campaign please
he must travel in future to reclaim his lost legacy from the nerds that we have for "presidents"
Haesteinn
WC yes
Koifish megacampaign confirmed!?!?!?
So North Sea Empire is next?
For the love of god Koifish, you need to go to rehab, but for playing Haesteing.
when haesteinn mega campaign (ck2) ?