Adeptus Custodes vs. T'au Empire 1750pts | Warhammer 40,000 Narrative Report
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 ส.ค. 2024
- Having regrouped after a narrow defeat in the first stage of their war, the mighty warriors of the Adeptus Custodes strike out against the envoys of the T'au Empire upon the surface of Eldor Minor, lest the populace fall deeper to their honeyed lies!
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Beard and Bard have great chemistry together. I had smiles all throughout the Battle Report! 🤣
Thank you!! It was alot of fun making this one
Me to3
These close up shots are perfect. This channel has maybe the best painted armies on youtube, its great to see them up close
Moar narritive games, woohoo. They are the bestest.
My compliments to ServoSkull Katie for the shot of the charging bikes into the giant robot, that was excellent.
The enthousiasm and fun were palpable. TTT is ever rising towards perfection.
I really like your narrative reports, please keep them going (and more crusade ;) ) and praise to the camera servo skull and cutting servitor for the great battle pov shots the last batreps!
Thank you Olaf! Glad you’re enjoying them
These three have a great dynamic. I really enjoyed this.
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As often as they refer to Jinx as the servo-skull, they should create a custom secondary called Retrieve Katie Data. You get five points for each retrieval and a free pun.
Receiving a video is nice, but a video featuring the army I play is priceless !
And I just finished the On Demand videos from this week, perfect timing.
Enjoy the show and thanks for your support ❤️❤️❤️
Same here, weekend started well!
I haven't watched 40k for a few years and I'm shocked as to how good the production quality has become. Close ups, wides, lighting, smoke effects, your cam team is on it. Your level of presenting and story telling is equally on par with the video side. Keep up the good work!
This was excellent! Love how invested you two got (the charge into the Stormsurge was a highlight!).
This was fun to watch. The citizen militia were just so chaotic in their doling out of punishment. It's pretty clear how fire warriors are really meant to be front line against other front line regulars, where the crisis and broadsides are definitely meant to take on the elites.
- Great Game, really enjoyed it!
- The T'au painting was very nice, but the painting work on the Custodies was AMAZING. Compliments to the painter!
- Are you going to add a Custodies helmet to Commander Tidestone's belt now? Or put an Orky spike on his back with it mounted there? ;D
- I don't know much about the Custodies strategies, but I think for the T'au you could have used the EXPERIMENTAL WEAPONRY Bork'an strategy more often, rather than the rerolls. You also missed a great opportunity to use FAIL-SAFE DETONATOR against the Shield Captain, though he certainly got his comeuppance in the end . . .
It makes me happy both James and Jinx remember the Lizzie Mcguire movie. I know a few videos back Jinx made that reference but I was not sure if that was what she was referencing. Good stuff as always, you guys are the best.
One of the few battlereports I didnt watch at 1.25 speed, really entertaining thanks guys!
I’ve been screaming at my monitor - Emissaries Imperatus can ignore any or all hit or wound modifiers!
That alone would have given an easy win to the custodes. I can't believe they missed something so core to their shield host. And that's ignoring all the other mistakes they made.
@@raedkhalil6937 as one of the weirdos who loves Emissaries, it hurt so much xD it’s so satisfying advancing a squad of Saggitarum Guard, firing both barrels of their Bolt Calivers into Dense Cover and still hitting on 2’s
The next time I see Custodes on the channel I want to see The God Emperor, Henry Cavill himself playing them. Make it happen, Lawrence!
There’s always an open invitation there 😅
boy you must be quite happy ab the recent news then
What a nail bitting episode, I never expected so many close fights, gg wp
Oh, I've been waiting for this one. From the golden light they come!
Splendid!
Yes, they come to meet our guns
So much fun and so many laughs! Thank you for this amazing battle report!
That was so much fun to watch! You two make a great battle report
That’s the most awesome report I have seen in quite a while. Thanks guys!
Again yet another entertaining battle report. I hope we get to see bard again soon he's very entertaining, as well he and beard have great chemistry. Either way great work to you guys and servo skull jinx.
Love the Narrative reports and I would love to see more Crusade! :D
Jesus what a journey this may be my favourite match/report of all time the god dam tension in this game XD love the narrative fluff. I need to play all my games like this
I don't mean to alarm you Beard...but I've hit the like button all of the times!
About two minutes in… boy is this totally epic! 😮😮 👏
"And so, without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the Seeker of Serenity, the Protector of Italian Virginity, the Enforcer of our God Emperor, the one, the only, SIR ULLLLLRICH VON LICHTENSTEIN (in space)!!" - a naked guy called Geoffrey Chaucer
😂😂😂 perfection
Absolutely joyous battle report. You guys make games so much fun.
Props to whomever painted those custards!
That Custodes army looks insane.
It’s a beaut!
Yeah it's stunning, although I can imagine wanting to add units to it becomes very expensive if you want them to look as good as the other units.
Love narrative games, and always love seeing the golden boys, would you be so kind as to play another Imperial Guard battle report please? I just really enjoy those in particular.
Its very refreshing to see the Tau units finally preform well in the manner in which they do in the lore
Yea but in lore this would have played out differently
Gorgeous! The outtakes at the end were a treat akin to a pleasure-ride at Willy Wonka's
Just caught where Beard missed that the Blade Champion gets +1 save against melee attacks allocated to him in the first round with Tidestone.
Sergio Storm went hard on that overwatch!
Love the custodies color scheme!
Thanks! We love that army 😊
Everyone knows why Tidestone won. He had the highground. Jokes aside, Loved it.
Alright...I hate the Tau (especially now) but, those Tau look absolutely gorgeous! Props to whoever did the painting!!
Yeeeesss, narrative reports are the GOAT
Enjoy!
I love your videos and battle reports, have been following for a while now, I’m wondering if y’all have any tips for filming for battle reports, the production on some of those intro shots is next level!
lololol😅🤣 "Are you Tidestone? WHERE IS HE!!!!"
Absolutely loved this narrative report, I think I ended up being as invested in the outcome as Beard and Bard 😂 pacing up and down with anticipation of the BLOOD FEUUUUUUD
Where can I find the army lists used IF they’re available? I’d love to have a crack at running that Tau list myself in the future looked like such fun to field!
Don't normally comment but this was an incredibly entertaining game to watch. Great work team 😀
I note the servo-skull said the broadside was to do a hip check? Might that be a roller derby reference? Cos now I demand all broadsides to be modelled with roller skates.
Weird, I thought this was a Beard and Chef play Tempest of War games channel now. Well, not thought, but hoped.
There will be plenty more Tempest of War don’t you worry about that. In fact, there’s another one On Demand right now - CSM vs Guard
@@chaoslordbeard Over to the website I go, so!
Just a minute and 20 seconds in, love the narrative breakdown, or is it lead up 😆 not sure either way battles are always more fun with a backstory.
Most enjoyable match so far, you two are super entertaining. Some of the guys kind of go over the top too much, makes it a bit jarring. And Jinx as usual cracking everyone up.
BEARD BEARD BEARD
CHEF CHEF CHEF CHEF
LAWRENCE LAWRENCE LAWRENCE
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Oooh narrative.... For the greater good!
Hope you enjoy it!
Nice Batrep! So good, how u both love these game and think about fightscenes.
Last but not least: the granade-Launcher of the Allarus has 3 Shots at the Codex, not D3. Battlescribe is wrong with it.
Narrative games are AMAZING 🤩
Love the movie references on this one 😂 amazing! UUUUUUUUUULRICH
oof, uploaded at 3am my time.
Who needs to go to bed on a Friday anyway, right?!?
Not you.
Before I watch this vid can anyone lead me to part one? Wouldn't want to miss something!
I'm going to need a 30 minute montage of James and Beard doing unintelligible wordless noises. Ok? Thanks.
So weird I could've sworn I was already subscribed to the channel. Oh well pressed that red button again.
Speaking of Squat mode... Leagues of Votann!
Please do a Space Wolves or Dark Angles vs the Orks in a Narrative.
More to come 👍🏻
@@chaoslordbeard Yayyyyy, Go Space Wolves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AWESOME 👌
Hey, great video. Also, am I looking in the wrong place for the lists? I don't see them in the descriptions. Probably just missing it. Thank you.
Are there battle reports on your "on demand" that aren't on here?
Great game guys
Also..... when will dice be in stock again?
Hi Will. Yes, all On Demand Battle Reports stay on Demand and aren’t shared here. You get more than double the content actually.
Dice come in stock fairly regularly but almost always sell out quickly. Keep your eyes on our social media for stock updates!
This was epic
Where part one?
i couldn't find episode one💔
Crushing Bulk = Hugs...Broadsides hug people to death
Why were they stacking the negs to hit? They cap at 1.
19:25 RIP Headphone users.
Where is this first episode they keep mentioning I can’t find it
The Beard vs The Bard! Which "B" will claim victory?!
Bustodes or B’au probably
Nice!
how are these tau painted?
If Custodes had taken some sisters would their null field have negated the psychic effects?
I guess but it would have spoiled the warp storm table I made some what 😅
Emperor's Auspice? Emperor's Hospice? Not the same thing...
Can someone direct me to part one?
James, your rolling pains me 😥
Hey,
Could someone tell me where to find Part 1 ?
Thanks in advance :)
They have their own site, but you need to give big bucks to access it
@@alek7998 I see, thanks a lot :)
Sorry which ep is Part 1?
It’s available On Demand on our website or on our app
I would love to see you guys do two different space marine factions. I know you’ve done chaos. But I haven’t seen to imperium factions
Two marine factions in one game you mean?
@@chaoslordbeard yes sir. I don’t remember seeing that you guys have done it. Am I wrong did I miss it? Seeing the different factions go at it to see the differences would be amazing.
Auspice:
a divine or prophetic token
Who knew!
[typed 21 minutes in:] Are the Custodes certain they wish to fight for this den of alpha level psykers? Explosions going off everywhere!
Damn. Have to catch this after the lck finals. Go Custodes.
Enjoy!
Thoughts on squats returning?
f5 f5 f5 f5 f5... hurray!
😂
Love all your battle reports, but you know 40k gets bad when you have to pit custodes and tau together for a fun match, as if either play anything else (minus harlies) it's over by turn 2 🤣
I have almost won a game with Black Templars against Tau last week (im a new player vs an experienced player), so it is doable.
@@MadMan-7978 uphold the honor of the emperor
@@gridwreckgamer6254 indeed
Been doing pretty good vs our local Custodes (and clowns) with my KSons!
All. Is. Dust.
(Especially my clowns, who I haven't played w/ in 40k in years. Been killing w/ them in Kill Team, just don't enjoy them all that much in 40k.)
Am I the only one hearing the word "Squat" all the time and thinking about the (what I assume is) April fools day joke on War Community with their squat unveil? In the grimdark future there is only war... and the occasional un-intended coinciding of humour.
SQUATS FOR THE SQUAT THRONE
love these three beautiful nerds
also shoutout to Katie as the chaotic voice in the room each phase, "you *could* re-roll it"
Was so early I couldnt even come up with a good comment :/ huzzah :(
I normally like your batreps but the rules here seemed to be custom built to neuter Tau :-/ And that's on top of the usual Custodes bullshit
and yet, Tau still win. weird.
I’ve always enjoyed The battle reports coming from this channel because of the humor alongside of the depth of the reports. As well as the quality. But it’s getting to the point with all the weird noises and squealing and giggling That it’s become over excessive and a lot of the report sounds like gibberish. I had a hard time making it through this battle report due to this. I wish it would be toned back just a little bit.
It’s always good to have some humor during a game, but when it actually starts to diminish the actual game and take over the game as an audience member it’s hard to watch especially when it’s so excessive. Please consider this a critique. I still enjoy your channel. For the most part