Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THE HOUSE ON TOMBSTONE HILL

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  • @TheBrandonTenold
    @TheBrandonTenold  3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    The House On Tombstone Hill: Who thought flipping a home could be so deadly?

    • @adamofgrayskull7735
      @adamofgrayskull7735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Happy Easter Brandon 🐥

    • @adamofgrayskull7735
      @adamofgrayskull7735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Didn't think much of Godzilla vs Kong.it was too similar to Transformers

    • @gerardorodriguez7500
      @gerardorodriguez7500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You should do a review of Night of The Lepus 1972 and Reptilicus 1961

    • @waadalsubi6752
      @waadalsubi6752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      happy easter

    • @MrBlueSkyof1607
      @MrBlueSkyof1607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Definitely an April Fools joke from the director.

  • @richmcgee434
    @richmcgee434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    House On Tombstone Hill: When the gamemaster strictly enforces the old AD&D "roll to open doors" rules at all times.

  • @justmedavid2977
    @justmedavid2977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    The joke is... that there is no joke. Happy April 1rst!

    • @christopherrichardson2945
      @christopherrichardson2945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah
      Brandon’s idea of an April Fool’s Day joke is bringing back old gags

    • @shimshamjunior
      @shimshamjunior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The twist is.......
      You're already dead

    • @zeropelli7026
      @zeropelli7026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Impossible" -Purple balance man

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    this movie in actuality is the fabled R-Rated cut to Mrs. Doubtfire

    • @michaelerickson985
      @michaelerickson985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is not true. Though the old lady antagonist in this film has a passing resemblance to the Robin Williams character in "Mrs. Doubtfire," the films are actually unrelated.

    • @harveybeaver9731
      @harveybeaver9731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@michaelerickson985 r/wooosh

    • @YouWarhammer
      @YouWarhammer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That comment nearly made me take a spittake with my morning coffee, thank you sir!

    • @TallSilentGuy
      @TallSilentGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@michaelerickson985 Welcome to the joke.

    • @mauricedavis2160
      @mauricedavis2160 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🙏👍🤣🤣🤣

  • @Nickel_The_Wise
    @Nickel_The_Wise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    *"I may be old, but I ain't fuckin' around, sonny!"*

  • @Jmnzz
    @Jmnzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "Evil has a shopping list" 😂
    That one earned like number 1000

  • @Equ3strianGam3r
    @Equ3strianGam3r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I don't know what's more amazing the fact that there's a movie called "Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating, Crawling, Alien, Subhumanoid, Zombified, Living Dead" or the fact that it has multiple sequels.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well, most of the runtime was taken up by the title, so they had plenty of script to spare.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How about the fact that Brandon hasn't already covered it?

  • @Captain_Sarcastic
    @Captain_Sarcastic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    4:52 I think you are exactly right on how this movie got made. It looks like the director found an abandoned house and made the movie from there.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's not an uncommon way for movies to get made - you find production value where you can, especially in low-budget productions - but it's usually not this blatantly lazy.

    • @michaelarojas
      @michaelarojas ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same with Doom Asylum

    • @jacobshelt01
      @jacobshelt01 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@michaelarojasis that a obscure 80’s movie?

  • @FrankCastle-tq9bz
    @FrankCastle-tq9bz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Beware the most horrifying obstacle in the history of horror films - stuck doors!

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      good thing this film didn't take place in California... WD-40 is illegal their!
      lmao ;3

  • @Thealgorithmhassummonedme
    @Thealgorithmhassummonedme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Again this is still one of the most underrated channels on youtube.

  • @johnyossarian1135
    @johnyossarian1135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Does the casual sweater guy look like somebody tried to draw the almighty Rick Astley from memory or is it just me?

    • @LeeroyPorkins
      @LeeroyPorkins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down!

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LeeroyPorkins I still have flashbacks of that song... :P

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    0:53 To be fair, most horror movies can become comedies if you're high enough.

  • @MGillDesign
    @MGillDesign 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I actually like this movie. I'm happy they brought back the original title "The House On Tombstone Hill." It's just a fun, haunted-house type of movie with a super-human old lady (granny) killer, who just won't die.

  • @aaronreid8375
    @aaronreid8375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "If Pamala Voorhees was played by Rand Paul" ... I'm dead 🤣

    • @michaelerickson985
      @michaelerickson985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The "Pamela Voorhees" character in "Friday the 13th" is not played by Rand Paul. Instead, the character is played by Betsy Palmer.

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@michaelerickson985 -_-

    • @burningmisery
      @burningmisery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@michaelerickson985
      You're not very bright, are you?

  • @IAmOfAll
    @IAmOfAll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    'See? I just learned that that guy probably also owns a ferret.'
    A ferret would absolutely have improved this movie. No, wait - it would probably have spent its onscreen time failing to open a cat door or something.

    • @otaking3582
      @otaking3582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      But at least its failure to open a cat door would still be more entertaining than the rest of this movie

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Now all we need is the ferret getting its head stuck in a toilet paper roll.

    • @videodromeTVversion
      @videodromeTVversion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like you have no taste in movies.

    • @jaymartin8273
      @jaymartin8273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then spent even more time having a freakout about it :=)

  • @skylx0812
    @skylx0812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    That scream at the end would be cool to have as a ringtone. For a day or two.

  • @williamcrowe2576
    @williamcrowe2576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I bet, since this was released through Troma, Lloyd Kaufman took one look at it and said "Eh, just stick some random misleading title on the cover. I'm sure someone will rent it".

    • @otaking3582
      @otaking3582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That seemed to be Troma's MO for a lot of movies that they distributed but didn't actually make. For example, the Japanese release of Frostbiter: Wrath of the Wendigo was retitled to "The Evil Dead Final Chapter" and featured a VHS boxart that's clearly trying to copy the skull from Evil Dead 2's poster.

  • @mistwolf
    @mistwolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    This mvie is the equivalent of double spacing on a school paper. And writing really big.

  • @JenMistress
    @JenMistress 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Dang, with all the doors not opening, made me think of video games. Half expected to see the characters wall into an invisible wall next. 😉😂🤣 But seriously, enjoyed this. Thank you, Brandon.

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      shit I can't go into this room without the SWORD key lol ;3

  • @och70
    @och70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    @ 6:45 That must have been a long-ass beer run, it's dark when he got back.

  • @SwaggyG_2102
    @SwaggyG_2102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    15:22 Dissapointed that Brandon didn't use a "DECAPITATION" riff for that.
    Unless he got copyrighted for that.

  • @kennethdickinson2591
    @kennethdickinson2591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Side note about SFX make-up artist Ed French: He has a TH-cam channel where he reads (more like performs) classic weird fiction and horror stories, and it’s AWESOME. Search up Edward E. French and have a listen.

  • @MrJohnboy3434
    @MrJohnboy3434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    For a second at 4:06, I legit thought you were going to say "I heard that, Curtis!". Can't believe my mind went there.

    • @runeforsell5351
      @runeforsell5351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      spoooony
      i miss him

    • @JW666
      @JW666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought of that joke too. I miss the old Spoony...

    • @knightrider4545
      @knightrider4545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree that would have been nice as well

  • @geekygamergal7695
    @geekygamergal7695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Troma! Troma! Troma!
    Old cheap horror movies are such a unhealthy treat! Also waiting for Redneck Zombies (1987), I can only imagine that Brandon will have to drink a 40 oz of alcohol to get through that.

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you think that's low rent you should see HIDE AND CREEP an Alabama zombie movie it's really funny cause the zombies are afraid of the dark in it lol ;3

  • @toyamwarr
    @toyamwarr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Oh thank god. The one TH-cam channel that doesn’t need to joke around on April 1st because most of the movies reviewed are a joke.

  • @Blacktsalagi73
    @Blacktsalagi73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Granny's been taking her Ensure." LOL!!!!!!

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and her BOOST lol

  • @SakuraGraffiti
    @SakuraGraffiti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Thank you for this one. I actually saw this movie playing on TV when I was a kid and somehow kid me found this movie creepy. I wanted to find it but I had no idea what the title was. So it's great you managed to find some closure for me on that!

  • @brianharris2285
    @brianharris2285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The running gag with the title was grade-A FANTASTIC, sir. You just keep getting better!

  • @TheRiehlThing42
    @TheRiehlThing42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Watching this, until the old lady showed up, I was thinking this was another old house movie, "Playing for Keeps." This movie is like a horror movie of that, it seems, but with stuck doors.

  • @peterkrug2327
    @peterkrug2327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:52 This would be a truly awesome horror movie tagline!

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      how about a movie called
      " THE KILLER REFRIGERATOR FROM OUTER SPACE !!! "
      with the tag line " IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING?... BETTER NOT LET IT CATCH YOU! "
      * - * lol ;3

  • @DchanZockt
    @DchanZockt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This movie reminds me of Bloody New Year. Where you also have the feeling that the makers were able to implement quite good blood effects.
    But had no plan what the actors should do between these scenes.

  • @pinkplastic81dj
    @pinkplastic81dj 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Just rewatching! All I could remember from the first time found was lots of door action! 😂

  • @eyesofthefox
    @eyesofthefox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I live in a townhouse on a hill across the street from a small local church cemetery. We also have a new landlord every other year. Haven't seen any vengeful spirits, but I'm pretty sure I've heard some.

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    King Kong vs Godzilla: Point at maps.
    House on Tombstone Hill: Sticky door

  • @Lucky_Chase
    @Lucky_Chase 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The one thing guaranteed to kill an old person:
    A fall.
    😂

  • @GiantBoarMonster
    @GiantBoarMonster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm one of the few that saw this, ages ago when I was a kid, and way before I ever saw Evil Dead. It aired late at night on a local FOX station. I thought it was pretty entertaining at the time... helps when you're not aware of how derivative it is of something greater. Come to think of it, they may have edited down the filler for the broadcast version. Killer granny really creeped me out.

    • @bigstump2375
      @bigstump2375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sadly I remember most of the lines from this movie.lol

  • @krystalfan
    @krystalfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i want to travel to the universe where "dead dudes in the house" was like as it was advertised
    i seriously wanna see that "house party meets (insert famous slasher movie)" be made real
    and once again i commented before watching the whole video

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      their is a movie like that it's called CRACKER JACK'ED and it's weird but funny as hell * o *

  • @42bitsTVGo
    @42bitsTVGo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I was expecting he would drink and spill the beer because his belly is open but no...they just made a big scene about a zombie/ghost/deadite dude drinking a beer.

  • @mkdemigodzillawarrior
    @mkdemigodzillawarrior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Huh, I kind of was expecting an April Fools Prank, but hey, nice that it's an actual review.

  • @mitchellulrich930
    @mitchellulrich930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    That was quick, could have swore this was gonna be an April Fool's joke.

  • @artistgarybedell8518
    @artistgarybedell8518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    FINALLY!!!! I've been waiting FOREVER for you to review this flick!!! LOVE IT!

  • @sigmacademy
    @sigmacademy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    03:38. The whistle that triggered a terrifying horror in ... THE HOUSE ON TOMBSTONE HILL!!!!
    Wait, can whistling even DO anything in horror movies? XD

  • @CedarGoat
    @CedarGoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The Rand Paul joke had both my husband and I say "DAAAYYUUUMMM!!" and break out into laughter.

  • @thedanksavatron7782
    @thedanksavatron7782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Nissssssssssssssssssce 🍻
    That ferret comment had me rolling!🤣

  • @marygillette4938
    @marygillette4938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the Little Big Man reference in regards to the "old woman " your vids always make my day

  • @LilRaptor_Jay
    @LilRaptor_Jay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Gotta love how the Godzilla vs Gigan re-upload was blocked by the country.

  • @sigmacademy
    @sigmacademy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    15:02. That moment when you realize:
    The Deadpool 1 writer obviously had inspiration from this scene right here? XD

  • @joegahan7055
    @joegahan7055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Who the hell would think destroying a tombstone is a good idea period.

  • @kingtanichi
    @kingtanichi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    15:22 Brutal Legend DECAPITATION!!!!!
    No, but seriously, this was another brilliant one. The only callback to an actual past episode you make is the subtle Dorm That Dripped Blood riff, even though -- with material like this -- there's a whole constellation of Rock'n'Roll Nightmare/Sorority House Massacre/House/Night of the Demons references that must have suggested themselves!

  • @deviltaco1
    @deviltaco1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I remember watching this on Cinemax when I was 12. I was like, "F*ck, that was a real piece of Sh*t."

  • @HardlegGaming
    @HardlegGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    They should have called this movie "The Legend Of Door Jam Mansion"

    • @ZION73082
      @ZION73082 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grandma got run over by a reindeer 2: Grandma's Revenge lol ;3

  • @meepboie4008
    @meepboie4008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:56 Oh no. Not a shopping list. Anything but a shopping list

  • @EndlessLaymon
    @EndlessLaymon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Brandon+ Troma= all my dreams come true.

  • @THECOMICBOOKMAN
    @THECOMICBOOKMAN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "I'm pretty sure a draft could kill her" had me cracking up!

  • @matthewdaniel6045
    @matthewdaniel6045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hearing Brandon say not that that's out of the way I couldn't help but laugh. I literally finished it a minute ago.

  • @GothBarbie3000
    @GothBarbie3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’ve never heard of this movie!!! I’m SO excited!

  • @orthex13
    @orthex13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Been watching all your ald stuff. This one pops up and was surprised I missed....until I saw you uploaded it 6 minutes ago. :)

  • @jamesremington8056
    @jamesremington8056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    these last few videos this year have been just as much fun as many of his from the mid 2010's. Either Brandon is getting his second wind, or I'm drinking more. possibly both.
    Why are all of my favorite shows from Canada?

  • @matteomastrodomenico1231
    @matteomastrodomenico1231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:03 If you're curious, "Il ritorno di Gorgo" it's "Son of Godzilla", "Distruggete Kong, la Terra é in pericolo!" it's "Terror of Mechagodzilla" and I think "Il ritorno di Godzilla" it's supposed to be "Mighty peaking man".

  • @DefConprime28
    @DefConprime28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I know no one's going to read this because it's such an old review but basically this was the plot of Texas chainsaw massacre 2022

  • @MissSallyB1
    @MissSallyB1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You won't believe what they encounter next."
    Me: Aaaaah, old drywall!

  • @GunRunner106
    @GunRunner106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    when ya cover...
    "Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil Mutant Hellbound flesh Eating Crawling Alien Zombified Subhumanoid Living Dead, Part 5 (2011)"
    ...tho?

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would be genuinely surprised if there's any space left on a DVD front cover? XD

  • @knightrider4545
    @knightrider4545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:43 Wow that seem like a "Garfield and Friends" joke, "Wait, your not Silvia! Your one of the Kung Fu Creatures on the Rampage...2!"

  • @alformodoritos2076
    @alformodoritos2076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stuck doors, teens in every horror movies' weakness... if they didn't have tools to help them destroy said doors, walls, and windows....

  • @GabrielismV3
    @GabrielismV3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lol omfg..I remember watching this on VHS in the early 90s as a kid. This is an absolute gem of a shitty so bad its good horror movie..🤣🤣

    • @Nestalgba92023
      @Nestalgba92023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most of the scenes are to dark to see what's going on, right?

    • @rynehall9990
      @rynehall9990 ปีที่แล้ว

      This was the only way to kill off awful 80s fashions and those who would inflict them on us.

  • @snakehandler87
    @snakehandler87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rabid Grannies anyone, the house architecture is unique, that's something trauma vids had going for it were some cool locations

  • @Thrashifice
    @Thrashifice ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is actually one of my favorite horror movies, but I also love bad movies... When I was little my mom would freak me out by always just saying "No... No..." in that old lady voice.

  • @v1de0gamr23
    @v1de0gamr23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Huh... a Final Boy. Those are rare.

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think you may be the one person who found something positive to say about this movie!

  • @coyoteartist
    @coyoteartist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Technically the Screen Actors Guild considers a movie feature length at 75 minutes. However the Academy, AFI and BFI all consider 41 minutes the necessary run time. Therefore the people who give those statues would have allowed for the trimming of 54 minutes, and SAG would have let you trim 20 minutes.

  • @AevasHouse
    @AevasHouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As some one that collects blades(knives, swords, daggers) and wants to be a bladesmith I feel attacked lmao 😂

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, there's a difference between collecting and just having random blades embedded in your drywall so you can put-on impromptu "ninja clinics" for your infrequent guests. This dude was a proto-Mac from "Sunny".

  • @aipaloovik
    @aipaloovik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I keep forgetting how catchy your outro music is until I hear it. Every. Time.

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it's from the TH-cam Music Library, of all places!

  • @SoulEaterSaku90
    @SoulEaterSaku90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You do a great old person voice. Makes me laugh XD

  • @ericdimarco7836
    @ericdimarco7836 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    my family had a house in Roseboom new york when I was a kid - went to a garage sale at this exact house like 10 years ago!!! so much antique junk for sale, the owners invited us in and showed us around the first floor, and told us about this movie...finally got around to watching it lol

  • @Thekhajjah
    @Thekhajjah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Would love to see you review the "Poolboy" movies

  • @daniboy018
    @daniboy018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For how drawn out the scene was at 13:25 and given that his intestines were hanging out, I half expected the unsubtle PBR product placement to poor out from the end of the hanging intestines or something.

  • @brockjms1
    @brockjms1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:31- 6:33 you can see a sneaker on the stairs. I assume it is one of the film crew. The boom operator, possibly.

  • @vilemk69z98
    @vilemk69z98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Brandon being like,"This gawd damn movie...." when the Beer man comes in with the HORRENDOUS acting XD🤣

  • @Monkey_Spunk
    @Monkey_Spunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the best thing I ever saw.

  • @yoda908
    @yoda908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    (0:45) That title of that movie is the whole damn movie poster

  • @game9848
    @game9848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I saw this movie on Cinemax way back in the day. I wouldn't be surprised if this movie inspired RESIDENT EVIL 7 game.

  • @rengarcia5189
    @rengarcia5189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Was that a Molsons you popped open at 2:48??

  • @WaspandUnicorn
    @WaspandUnicorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is one I've never heard of!

  • @leannebenaquisto7570
    @leannebenaquisto7570 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your videos man . I’m a fellow horror connoisseur. Have you seen the baby , bad Ronald or PIN ? Definitely some must sees if not . Ugh there’s so many good ones I’m constantly looking for more ;)

  • @pickleeggs3340
    @pickleeggs3340 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    if a bro came over and was like lets go eat,how long will he have to wait for you do to your hair lol

  • @SirCuddlesWorth
    @SirCuddlesWorth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The title pop up it keeps happening is scarier than this movie hahaha

    • @Nestalgba92023
      @Nestalgba92023 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is the joke like…Brandon Tenold's Honest Trailer.

  • @deadaccount7520
    @deadaccount7520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You would think that seeing the name of the studio behind poultrygeist would ensure some quality. Haven't been this disappointed since Massacre in dinosaur Valley.

    • @JW666
      @JW666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Troma isn't exactly known for "quality" and most of the movies they distribute today all look like digital homevideo quality, it looks very amateurish!

    • @deadaccount7520
      @deadaccount7520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JW666 well I wasn't exactly talking about high quality. More of a low budget, sleazy, borderline parodies of more traditional horror film quality. Which this film seemed in short supply of. At least compared to stuff like Nuke 'em High.

    • @JW666
      @JW666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@deadaccount7520 Ah ok. And yes, that is true.

  • @calebcorbitt9245
    @calebcorbitt9245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hi Brandon how's your day today I love your videos and contents and hope you reach a million subscribers!😁

  • @samuelwalston9828
    @samuelwalston9828 ปีที่แล้ว

    The grandma slapping scene actually got a laugh out of me

  • @finetina
    @finetina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have been trying to find this movie for years. I saw it as child but could never get the name right.

  • @antipositive7476
    @antipositive7476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I haven’t watched you in a bit so I forgot your name so I remembered one of the movies you reviewed “Phantasm” but couldn’t remember the name so I googled weird horror movie with metal ball lol

  • @loneronin6813
    @loneronin6813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The House On Tombstone Hill: This Hell-House is a real fixer-upper!!!

  • @dexdillion1650
    @dexdillion1650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is a very interesting looking movie to say the least thanks Brandon for showing this 👍

  • @tarman245
    @tarman245 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had a memory of a movie I watched when I was a kid. That memory was of a man hanging from a window of a 2-story house and yelling for help while this old woman was saying no. I remember him being impaled somehow. I just so happened to come across this on Peacock last night and that scene popped up. I had no idea I watched a Troma movie when I was a kid lol

  • @douglasfreer
    @douglasfreer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember two of these from a trailer or something when I was younger but never knew the name of the film until now.

  • @skrag2112
    @skrag2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:43 We're they recreating the "Let's talk." scene from 'The Shining'?

  • @bobgriffith2001
    @bobgriffith2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL - I was the stunt coordinator on this! ;)

  • @stanleyteriaca2184
    @stanleyteriaca2184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Could be worse. It could be Night of the Living Kennies.

    • @michaelerickson985
      @michaelerickson985 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did some research online, and there does not appear to be a film entitled "Night of the Living Kennies." Therefore, this film cannot be "Night of the Living Kennies," since there does not appear to be any such film.

    • @stanleyteriaca2184
      @stanleyteriaca2184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaelerickson985 It's a joke. "Kenny" is the name Brandon gives to any annoying kid character, based on the actually named Kenny from the Gamra series.
      Still pondering, if Brandon reviews any of the Sailor Moon movies will he call ChibiUsa a Kenny or invent a female name version of Kenny just for her ("Kenni"?).

  • @skinithpuppy5025
    @skinithpuppy5025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I was terrified! Tonight I'll be sleeping with the lights on. Don't laugh, how many of you will be hiding under your covers tonight?

    • @spejic1
      @spejic1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I am now deadly afraid my doors might start sticking.

  • @Jopo1226
    @Jopo1226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was pissed when Jamie died I expected her to be the survivor as she stood up to the old lady and defeated her own boyfriend. Her death was cheap.

  • @gaskan666
    @gaskan666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great stuff...More please much more