Not only was this hilarious, but Vox actually washing his hands restored my faith in mankind after Mysta & Luca both admitted otherwise. Still love ya boys. My siblings are still _way_ worse.
honestly though i cant see why its such a big deal lol, no ones gonna be smelling or looking at your bare ass, and toilet paper does the job anyway, as long as you shower its completely fine
I'm literally wondering if she's from a rich ass family or smthg, cuz literally most average humans don't own a fucking bidet in their house. Plus pee wont really infect you unless you leave it there and stay uncleaned for days.
@@D4NKN4 Yeah, I was thinking the same thing lol plus, if you were supposed to wipe after peeing, there would be tp at urinals, but there isnt, because literally nobody does that.
The way Vox talks is like a older sibling teaching their younger siblings, both sternly questioning Luca and calmly (maybe a bit too calmly) explaining to Reimu. Its amazing to hear. ps. can a guy confirm or deny what theyre saying- edit: oh geez when i asked this yesterday I was curious about guys peeing and dabbing (which some you guys answered), but this bidet conversation is quite delightful so continue blowing up my notifs lmao
I’ll say Vox is completely correct but that’s cause thorough hygiene is a luxury my household can’t afford. I’ve yet to see a single household with a bidet and neither does my dad and he fixes appliances.
For the bidets, its completely optional because most people(I think) does not have the luxury of having a bidet and only use what they can such as toilet paper or in my country we use a 'tabo' or a small plastic bucket(?) with a handle that can store water to clean after shitting
You know, I can see why it'd be hard for Reimu to imagine guys not cleaning it each trip since women gotta clean every time due to not being able to shake those last few drops out. Dudes have basically a natural hose which makes it easy to rattle the last little bit out and leaving us (mostly) dry
I am from one of the third world country that is not that rich and most all of our houses have bidet (with seating toilet). Some houses that don't have seating toilet (you gotta crouch to use this one) usually use bucket and dipper. We all use water to clean 😭 i have the same concern with Reimu wwww
I think it depends on the country. I think places like Japan have bidets in every household. Not sure where Reimu lives but I think she lives in the USA based on her Mario Kart location and bidets are not standard here in the US unfortunately.
Probably Asian or Latin American (probably) household. I'm Asian and everybody here uses bidet or at least installed a large bucket and a water dipper next to the toilet. I'm sorry if this sounds disrespectful, but almost everyone here will feel disgusted when they hear that westerner only wipe after doing the thing
most of asia, middle east and south america use bidets though. japan has the most hi-tech ones with the heated seat, water temp control, ai voice etc which i assume is what non-bidet users usually think of. the standard bidets are those that only have the water spray function or the handheld sprayer attachment which costs only 20-30$ on amazon. even the poorest households use water from a bucket to clean so no excuse for people to walk around with stinky butts.
@@dwivaraditya8079 yea when i heard em just wipe the shit from their butt i was like "EWWW THEY DONT WASH???!" m genuinely confused, disgusted, and amazed at the same time....
I love how Vox was super calm trying to answer all Reimu's questions. I never can do that to my siblings hahaha. Also, I'm Asian and apparently in my area where I live (not in big city), we don't have bidet. Not only it costs expensively, but the old people don't like using it. Here, people have squat toilet (?) and wash it with clean water and dry it. So I think it depends on country and the spesific area
@@50mt I don't know with other country but in my place, they all are different. I'm not good at english so my exlpain can be confusing. Squad toilet looks like old traditional Japan toilet (but not that old too). We do things in squad position, cleaning the stuff with flushing water manually (usually with small bucket) and we're not wiping our bum with toilet paper, but with water. Sit toilet is like what Luca said. We do things with sit postion and cleaning automatically with flush button. Bidet is what Reimu said. It's sit toilet but extra spraying thing (?) for cleaning your bum.
This is what happens when you have Reimu and Vox in the same vc. They always ends up arguing about something and whoever is caught up between them have to just listen to them argue. They always end up with the "Mom and dad are arguing again" situation lmao
I love how box can just sync up with the boys like mysta calling himself a bussy Saka and he just responded with “ oh my goodness he’s a bussy saka” or here where Luca says bidet and he just plays off of that as well
What made me laugh the most was Vox sounds like a father who explain to her daughter the circle of life. I can't get over it because its true but in Vox voice I just lost it. This is hilarious. I feel sorry for Reimu though. I wonder how does the others see this. ww
looking at the comments, the opinions on the bidet thing are varying massively, probably due to country differences. I myself have never used one and I rarely ever see one except at maybe a fancy hotel
i have bidet and i went to a country without bidet before. i can tell once you experience bidet, you will never want to go back to no-bidet life ever again.
I'm guessing it's not the right moment to say that I just violently shake the thing like I'm strangling a snake, until residual piss is out and get on with my day
And just like the name, the key to proper non “aim down sight” aim is in the hip. That or you know how to adjust the strength of the flow mid stream, I.e burst firing
Here in NY, I have not been to a single household with a bidet. I've been taught to just "wipe until it is clean." Though, recently, I've stepped into the shower to wash up. Not necessarily more clean, but it feels (psychologically) cleaner.
I'm from Europe and where I live nearly no one has a bidet. And if she is talking about the black plague as the "big health problem" that was more than just a bidet problem
Instead of a bidet you can always use wet wipes instead, we have those. The only people I know who have a bidet are my grandparents, because that‘s easier to use when you can‘t move that much anymore. Not sure about the not- wiping part. I always wipe when I can, but there are times (like on public toilets, those you stand at) or if you just go in the woods you don‘t really have anything to wipe with. I always wash my hands though, don‘t have that godly aim I guess xD
Yea wet wipes are really bad to use, they don’t break down in water since they’re supposed to stay wet with a sanitising fluid. You get fatbergs in your sewers which are a disgusting nightmare of grease, wet wipes and fecal matter. Doesn’t help the marketing shames people into using it
I have never used a bidet, but would like to try one ngl. Also, if this is someone's first exposure to Nijisanji at all, all I will say is, "WELCOME TO NIJISANJI!"
Installed correctly, your bumhole would be experiencing zero scraping, and you'd feel so *clean*. But if for some ungodly reason the water pressure is too damn high and you didn't check, it's all be like power washing that sensistive flesh.
Idk if it only my country (Uruguay - LATAM country) but here everyone have a bidet. It is the basic equipment of a bathroom, it is what you get when buying or renting a house, is not a luxury item. If we don't have a bidet, there is always a jug for the water or a hygenic shower. (Edited bc I found the correct English terms haha) But I'm on Reimu's side, if you just use toilet paper you are not cleaning thoroughly but residue is left behind, the best thing to do is to use something wet like baby wipes and then use toilet paper.
@@aleksisgabliks3881 In that case I first use some toilet paper before, to "dry" the area a little bit and then I use the bidet, wash the area well (preferably with soap) and dry myself with a small towel. So yes, is very useful and clean~
@@camir_00 huh... In my eastern european country It's still foreign, and It's way cheaper to get a regular throne.I even know plenty of people that still have dry toilets in their backyard
This was hilarious in so many ways. One thing I don't think Reimu realizes is that because of anatomy, men have far less to worry about when peeing than women. UTIs are very common for women and they need to be careful, but it is quite rare for men. Similarly, though it is less hygienic, most of the US, UK, and several other places don't have a bidet or a culture of using one. It's one of those odd cultural habits that likely won't change soon. Here is a good video explaining it: th-cam.com/video/Z6dvGXiT5H8/w-d-xo.html
I get where Reimu is coming from. When she said everyone has a bidet, my first thought was “Look at the Queen of England out here”. And I imagine that’s what we all sound like to her.
lol i think the problem was the different understandings of what a bidet was, either the fancy in toilet one you can find in Japanese vs the handheld spray nozzle ones next to the toilet. I'm from SEA and at first i was confused when Reimu said bidets were common because I was thinking of the fancy ones, but then I realised that shes probably talking about the handheld spray, which i didn't even know was also called a bidet haha
I'm having culture shock from both the conversation in this clip and the comment section. In my country every house has either a pre-installed bidet or a hose or at least a bucket with a water dipper. Quite surprising that in some country, this is consider as luxury 😅
Urinals alone are proof that the norm is to not use tp or anything after peeing, otherwise there would be tp beside them, but there isnt. Surprised Vox didnt mention that to her here.
Maybe it's also due to diet, which results to different kind of feces consistency (solid to basically liquid), if you do have a solid feces then some people would justify not using bidet cause it's dry, but for people with soft to liquid consistency feces then yes you would absolutely use bidet, that's my theory
I was so interested in the conversation and suddenly Vox drops the bomb: "My birthday is April 25th"... and I go like: "wait, THATS TODAY!, RIGHT NOW! OH!"... anyway, I need to watch a certain stream... great clip, THANKS!!!
I mean im from a third world country but everyone has a bidet in their household😭 i have the same reaction with reimu when he said he only wiped it like it sounds so disgusting but i guess its just a cultural difference
SEA countries usually prefer a bidet, not the fancy ones that come out from inside the toilet mind you, but it’s usually an external installation to the toilet seat that’s basically a hand held concentrated shower head for you to aim.
@@far4955 That's because it is, it's also more cost effective in the long run as well as being environmentally cleaner than constantly restocking on toilet paper (if you care about such things)
For me, I rarely see bidet in households in Philippines. I mostly see them in hospitals, malls and company restrooms. Commonly for households, people have a pail of water and a bath dipper (tabo) to wash butts and other parts. If bidet or pail of water is not available that's where the tissues come in.
True. That's why i can totally understand reimu's pain here lol. Even without a bidet it's not an excuse as long as you have access to a clean water, you gotta wash 🤧
I live in a small city in a Province in the Philippines, maybe I just don't go to toilets much but I have never seen a Bidet on any public restroom in my entire life here, even the times when I go to Manila lmao. Maybe I'm just unlucky.
ever since i figured out you could wash your shit with soap and water after every use i've genuinely come to never want to be friends with anyone who doesn't
What kind of world does Reimu live in where everyone and everywhere has a bidet? She's never been to the bathroom in any public place, including at school, apparently. The only places I've ever seen bidets have been in hotels
Bidets can be found everywhere mostly in Asia. Doesn't matter if it's a luxurious or cheap ugly places, they can always be found. Also they have lists of prices you can afford, not always THAT expensive
It's crazy how this was one of the first impressions i have of luxiem lol i remembered luca as the guy who didn't wash his hands. Recently he said he washes his hands, so he's a changed man now
To be honest, I always thought bidets were a rich person thing, because everytime I've seen one they're in the thousand dollar range and require extra plumbing for houses
okay but vox has a point. i'm from Finland and i've NEVER seen a bidet in my life. not once have i seen a bidet in any house i've been in, i didn't even know what it was until i saw a video about it a while ago
Barely two minutes in and I was already stitches. If you close your eyes it just sounds like a disappointed dad scolding his son while the little sister just slowly cringes into oblivion. Edit: -and the rest of the video is just dad being an embarrassing parent to his daughter.
8:21 I can't breathe lol "Throughout my entire life, the only use that I've ever known toilet paper to be bo- to be for is to just remove excess sh!t from your ass and then you get rid of it." - Vox Akuma, 2022.
I only see bidets on places like malls or terminals, was literally today years old discovering having the option of hot water isn't the luxury of a bathroom :O
Here in our country, not all of us have bidets, but we have a bucket at a dipper. And growing up, I thought tissues (toilet paper) are only used to wipe your face after eating or sneezing lmao. Kinda surprised when I knew they use it to clean their a*s.
I mean, as a male, *I* dab it every. single. time. BUT to be fair, I also always sit down and do my business as fast as possible, I ALWAYS wash my hands, and I'm a girly boy, so there's lots of asterisks PART 2, part deuce if you will, I always try to eat greens and fiberous things because they not only making "passing" cleaner, they keep the logs tight so it doesn't make a mess. I do agree that bidets are _better_ but I also agree that not everyone has one or has the time or even funds to set one up, but by that logic, you could just use like . . . a rubber bulb as like a makeshift. I dunno, clean yourselves!!
@@Krakiolit well were'nt there like a little faucet that pour water for the pee? Im always like scooping some water and then clean the residue pee in my pp with that water a few times.
People who are used to using water to clean cries when they go to countries with no water to wash. I know I did. I had to bring water bottle everytime and fill with the tap water from sink to before actually using the toilet. I know people say the pees are dried up but the smell freaking lingers so it feels so gross not having water to clean them so i would wash the seats before using it too.
I appreciate the fact that Reimu uses a bidet (I grew up in Italy but since I've been living in the UK I MISS IT SO MUCH, THEY HAVE NO BIDETS) but even I knew how man do their stuff. Listen, I'VE BEEN AROUND GUYS SINCE PRIMARY SCHOOL only because the majority of girls were super boring, and I'm normally the only girl in the guys chat since secondary school so I READ WHAT THEY WRITE
Gonna end this whole discussion: URINALS! the pinnacle of hands free, shake & leave, a globe trotting phenomenon. Most of those bad boys don't even have a manual flush
I wasn't prepared the first time either, but that was a long time ago because I have siblings. Lots of guys have different standards, apparently. At least Vox is hygienic, most of my family just shake & walk away...
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Not only was this hilarious, but Vox actually washing his hands restored my faith in mankind after Mysta & Luca both admitted otherwise. Still love ya boys. My siblings are still _way_ worse.
How the fuck do your siblings fuck up pissing? Is it like a piss bidet?
My curiosity to know what your siblings do but the fear of getting demonitized and cursed
honestly though its not that bad if u shower everyday, just wash your hands before you eat n stuff and you're all good
@@sejama6625 If you still got your cover, that stuffs a Gacha pull for where it goes. Litereal sprinkler at times.
@@snowpools8498 You just walk around touching shit with dick hands all day?
I can't believe this whole conversation is *10 MINUTES LONG* LMAOO
Luca trying to lie and eventually admitting to not owning a "bi-deht" is so funny
Reimu is really showcasing her bidet privileges in this clip huh
honestly though i cant see why its such a big deal lol, no ones gonna be smelling or looking at your bare ass, and toilet paper does the job anyway, as long as you shower its completely fine
I'm literally wondering if she's from a rich ass family or smthg, cuz literally most average humans don't own a fucking bidet in their house. Plus pee wont really infect you unless you leave it there and stay uncleaned for days.
@@D4NKN4 i didnt even know what a bidet was until i saw some japanese videos like a year ago, ive never known anyone with one
@@D4NKN4 i don't know where she is from but EVEY SINGLE house here in asia comes with a bidet. You can't find a toilet without a bidet in it
@@D4NKN4 Yeah, I was thinking the same thing lol plus, if you were supposed to wipe after peeing, there would be tp at urinals, but there isnt, because literally nobody does that.
the fact they're so open to talk about this is amazing actually
Find reimus reaction a lot weirder, but I'm a nurse so this conversation is like second nature 🤣
Ikr? Like I thought smthg like this would be prohibited im completely surprised
The way Vox talks is like a older sibling teaching their younger siblings, both sternly questioning Luca and calmly (maybe a bit too calmly) explaining to Reimu.
Its amazing to hear.
ps. can a guy confirm or deny what theyre saying-
edit: oh geez when i asked this yesterday I was curious about guys peeing and dabbing (which some you guys answered), but this bidet conversation is quite delightful so continue blowing up my notifs lmao
He's completely wrong about bidets though. There's a massive difference.
I’ll say Vox is completely correct but that’s cause thorough hygiene is a luxury my household can’t afford. I’ve yet to see a single household with a bidet and neither does my dad and he fixes appliances.
For the bidets, its completely optional because most people(I think) does not have the luxury of having a bidet and only use what they can such as toilet paper or in my country we use a 'tabo' or a small plastic bucket(?) with a handle that can store water to clean after shitting
He’s 100% right.
@@Gustav_Kuriga he didn’t say ther isn’t a difference he said that not everyone can afford one so just use toilet paper
Can't believe Mysta is not in this convo.
But then again, Vox is just as chaotic. A little more subtle, I guess.
His BriTish accent makes it sound classy while Mysta's Bri'ish accent makes it not.
You know, I can see why it'd be hard for Reimu to imagine guys not cleaning it each trip since women gotta clean every time due to not being able to shake those last few drops out. Dudes have basically a natural hose which makes it easy to rattle the last little bit out and leaving us (mostly) dry
Finana and Mysta touch upon this as well.
@@raimyonlinewarrior236 Link???
@@ChaosMind10531
th-cam.com/video/jqRkSdc0lk4/w-d-xo.html here you go.
What kind of princess lifestyle has Reimu been living where a bidet comes pre-installed and is the standard for her??
I am from one of the third world country that is not that rich and most all of our houses have bidet (with seating toilet). Some houses that don't have seating toilet (you gotta crouch to use this one) usually use bucket and dipper.
We all use water to clean 😭 i have the same concern with Reimu wwww
I think it depends on the country. I think places like Japan have bidets in every household. Not sure where Reimu lives but I think she lives in the USA based on her Mario Kart location and bidets are not standard here in the US unfortunately.
Probably Asian or Latin American (probably) household. I'm Asian and everybody here uses bidet or at least installed a large bucket and a water dipper next to the toilet. I'm sorry if this sounds disrespectful, but almost everyone here will feel disgusted when they hear that westerner only wipe after doing the thing
most of asia, middle east and south america use bidets though. japan has the most hi-tech ones with the heated seat, water temp control, ai voice etc which i assume is what non-bidet users usually think of. the standard bidets are those that only have the water spray function or the handheld sprayer attachment which costs only 20-30$ on amazon. even the poorest households use water from a bucket to clean so no excuse for people to walk around with stinky butts.
@@dwivaraditya8079 yea when i heard em just wipe the shit from their butt i was like "EWWW THEY DONT WASH???!" m genuinely confused, disgusted, and amazed at the same time....
I love how Vox was super calm trying to answer all Reimu's questions. I never can do that to my siblings hahaha. Also, I'm Asian and apparently in my area where I live (not in big city), we don't have bidet. Not only it costs expensively, but the old people don't like using it. Here, people have squat toilet (?) and wash it with clean water and dry it. So I think it depends on country and the spesific area
Squat toilet? Isn't that just a bidet? Never had one, but that's how they've been described to me
@@50mt I don't know with other country but in my place, they all are different. I'm not good at english so my exlpain can be confusing.
Squad toilet looks like old traditional Japan toilet (but not that old too). We do things in squad position, cleaning the stuff with flushing water manually (usually with small bucket) and we're not wiping our bum with toilet paper, but with water.
Sit toilet is like what Luca said. We do things with sit postion and cleaning automatically with flush button.
Bidet is what Reimu said. It's sit toilet but extra spraying thing (?) for cleaning your bum.
Love him or hate him, Vox spouts the truth for a real man.
This is what happens when you have Reimu and Vox in the same vc. They always ends up arguing about something and whoever is caught up between them have to just listen to them argue. They always end up with the "Mom and dad are arguing again" situation lmao
Connor and Mousey vibes
@@KratosConPelo That's actually a pretty accurate example lmao
Which is why i love those two.
I love how box can just sync up with the boys like mysta calling himself a bussy Saka and he just responded with “ oh my goodness he’s a bussy saka” or here where Luca says bidet and he just plays off of that as well
What made me laugh the most was Vox sounds like a father who explain to her daughter the circle of life. I can't get over it because its true but in Vox voice I just lost it. This is hilarious. I feel sorry for Reimu though. I wonder how does the others see this. ww
Vox is right though, not EVERY household has a bidet. Especially when your house is older than you
looking at the comments, the opinions on the bidet thing are varying massively, probably due to country differences. I myself have never used one and I rarely ever see one except at maybe a fancy hotel
i have bidet and i went to a country without bidet before.
i can tell once you experience bidet, you will never want to go back to no-bidet life ever again.
I used it once and it took more toilet paper to dry my ass than wiping it normally
I'm with Vox a bidet is a luxury, I guess Reimu grew up different but all the houses i've been never had a bidet.
The fact that this is 10 minutes long lmaoaoaoa. But fr, I’m gonna be honest I’ve never even seen a bidet before.
same, they're just not around.
same i live in the us so maybe that's why?
I'm guessing it's not the right moment to say that I just violently shake the thing like I'm strangling a snake, until residual piss is out and get on with my day
Reimu would probably attack you on sight
Ayeee 🤝
Peeing without holding it is like hipfiring a gun in video games
And just like the name, the key to proper non “aim down sight” aim is in the hip. That or you know how to adjust the strength of the flow mid stream, I.e burst firing
running theory on csgo and valorant players being better at pissing without holding it
I grew up in the US and I can confirm that you almost never see a bidet. I've only ever seen bidets in the USA inside Masqs tbh
Here in NY, I have not been to a single household with a bidet. I've been taught to just "wipe until it is clean."
Though, recently, I've stepped into the shower to wash up. Not necessarily more clean, but it feels (psychologically) cleaner.
This is what I watched in the hour before New Years. What a thing to have as the last stream I watched in 2021,,,
I'm from Europe and where I live nearly no one has a bidet. And if she is talking about the black plague as the "big health problem" that was more than just a bidet problem
Instead of a bidet you can always use wet wipes instead, we have those.
The only people I know who have a bidet are my grandparents, because that‘s easier to use when you can‘t move that much anymore.
Not sure about the not- wiping part. I always wipe when I can, but there are times (like on public toilets, those you stand at) or if you just go in the woods you don‘t really have anything to wipe with.
I always wash my hands though, don‘t have that godly aim I guess xD
I thought wet wipes destroy sewer pipes? Cause even the flushable ones have synthetic materials.
Yea wet wipes are really bad to use, they don’t break down in water since they’re supposed to stay wet with a sanitising fluid. You get fatbergs in your sewers which are a disgusting nightmare of grease, wet wipes and fecal matter. Doesn’t help the marketing shames people into using it
@@AurisHetacate we dont throw wet wipes nor tissue paper on the toilet though? unless, 'we' are the minority
@@AurisHetacate we have a little trash bin in the bathroom for wet wipes, sanitary pads etc. No sane person throws them in the toilet after use
This!! Wet wipes are a good substitute. I rarely see anyone mention them in the bidet or no bidet discussions
I have never used a bidet, but would like to try one ngl.
Also, if this is someone's first exposure to Nijisanji at all, all I will say is,
"WELCOME TO NIJISANJI!"
Installed correctly, your bumhole would be experiencing zero scraping, and you'd feel so *clean*. But if for some ungodly reason the water pressure is too damn high and you didn't check, it's all be like power washing that sensistive flesh.
A new normal toilet -200$, bidet toilet -2k$, just the seat with bidet functionality -200$. A well timed poop right before a shower -0$.
you can just get bidet sprayer and attach it
"Do I need to remind you of Europe's history?" - she asks to one of the three members of Luxiem who is actually European
Though to be fair he did say he was not much familiar with the history.
one of the first clips that introduced me to niji en . now im not a fan im an air conditioner
Might I introduce baby wipes, a healthy compromise to both solutions?
_Thank you._
Thank you! People out here acting like if you don't have a bidet you must be unhygenic Are wet wipes a new invention or what?
Idk if it only my country (Uruguay - LATAM country) but here everyone have a bidet. It is the basic equipment of a bathroom, it is what you get when buying or renting a house, is not a luxury item. If we don't have a bidet, there is always a jug for the water or a hygenic shower. (Edited bc I found the correct English terms haha)
But I'm on Reimu's side, if you just use toilet paper you are not cleaning thoroughly but residue is left behind, the best thing to do is to use something wet like baby wipes and then use toilet paper.
Do bidets work when you have diarrhea tho,?
@@aleksisgabliks3881 In that case I first use some toilet paper before, to "dry" the area a little bit and then I use the bidet, wash the area well (preferably with soap) and dry myself with a small towel. So yes, is very useful and clean~
@@camir_00 huh... In my eastern european country It's still foreign, and It's way cheaper to get a regular throne.I even know plenty of people that still have dry toilets in their backyard
This was hilarious in so many ways.
One thing I don't think Reimu realizes is that because of anatomy, men have far less to worry about when peeing than women. UTIs are very common for women and they need to be careful, but it is quite rare for men.
Similarly, though it is less hygienic, most of the US, UK, and several other places don't have a bidet or a culture of using one. It's one of those odd cultural habits that likely won't change soon. Here is a good video explaining it: th-cam.com/video/Z6dvGXiT5H8/w-d-xo.html
The patience Vox has, im dying 🤣🤣🤣
I get where Reimu is coming from. When she said everyone has a bidet, my first thought was “Look at the Queen of England out here”.
And I imagine that’s what we all sound like to her.
lol i think the problem was the different understandings of what a bidet was, either the fancy in toilet one you can find in Japanese vs the handheld spray nozzle ones next to the toilet. I'm from SEA and at first i was confused when Reimu said bidets were common because I was thinking of the fancy ones, but then I realised that shes probably talking about the handheld spray, which i didn't even know was also called a bidet haha
it also depends what country you live in i never heard of bidets before this video and had to google since no one uses this where im from lol
I'm having culture shock from both the conversation in this clip and the comment section. In my country every house has either a pre-installed bidet or a hose or at least a bucket with a water dipper. Quite surprising that in some country, this is consider as luxury 😅
no way
@@_LiterallyMe_ yes way, I do too
Urinals alone are proof that the norm is to not use tp or anything after peeing, otherwise there would be tp beside them, but there isnt. Surprised Vox didnt mention that to her here.
Maybe it's also due to diet, which results to different kind of feces consistency (solid to basically liquid), if you do have a solid feces then some people would justify not using bidet cause it's dry, but for people with soft to liquid consistency feces then yes you would absolutely use bidet, that's my theory
this can be like one of Mysta's controversial questions when he's afk
I swear every time reimu goes online with the boys she just suffers
I know, it's so great lmao
@@tanookZM i think Petra is the only one who suffers more than Reimu.
I have never met a single Australian with a bidet
this entire conversation was just HIT after HIT AJSJS
idk how do i survive through this entire 10mins omg i'm about to cry
I was so interested in the conversation and suddenly Vox drops the bomb: "My birthday is April 25th"... and I go like: "wait, THATS TODAY!, RIGHT NOW! OH!"... anyway, I need to watch a certain stream... great clip, THANKS!!!
Imagine wiping the shit that left on the toilet paper..it must smell so bad in trashcan and that many people doing that.. can't imagine it
"Everyone has a bidet"
Sure you priviledged ghost 😔
I mean im from a third world country but everyone has a bidet in their household😭 i have the same reaction with reimu when he said he only wiped it like it sounds so disgusting but i guess its just a cultural difference
SEA countries usually prefer a bidet, not the fancy ones that come out from inside the toilet mind you, but it’s usually an external installation to the toilet seat that’s basically a hand held concentrated shower head for you to aim.
@@Arkar-pl9ku I feel that’s more hygienic to me XD
@@far4955 That's because it is, it's also more cost effective in the long run as well as being environmentally cleaner than constantly restocking on toilet paper (if you care about such things)
In Italy is actually mandatory to have one lmao
i love this conversation so much
Probably the most unseiso conversation I've ever heard
Man, where is this utopian society where Reimu lives. Where I'm from, we use a "tabo" and soap.
This whole conversation and the guys don’t mention urinals- you don’t clean after using them
For me, I rarely see bidet in households in Philippines. I mostly see them in hospitals, malls and company restrooms. Commonly for households, people have a pail of water and a bath dipper (tabo) to wash butts and other parts. If bidet or pail of water is not available that's where the tissues come in.
What is a bath dipper?
@@o0Avalon0o it's like a little bucket with a handle it's called cebok or gayung in other SEA countries.
True. That's why i can totally understand reimu's pain here lol. Even without a bidet it's not an excuse as long as you have access to a clean water, you gotta wash 🤧
I live in a small city in a Province in the Philippines, maybe I just don't go to toilets much but I have never seen a Bidet on any public restroom in my entire life here, even the times when I go to Manila lmao. Maybe I'm just unlucky.
ever since i figured out you could wash your shit with soap and water after every use i've genuinely come to never want to be friends with anyone who doesn't
What kind of world does Reimu live in where everyone and everywhere has a bidet? She's never been to the bathroom in any public place, including at school, apparently. The only places I've ever seen bidets have been in hotels
Bidets are a more common thing in Japan, but I can't think of anywhere else.
in all of middle east,japan or probably all of east asia.(i only know this places)
Basically anywhere outside of the US.
And by bidet I thought they meant the hose by the side of the toilet we call em bidets here.
Bidets can be found everywhere mostly in Asia. Doesn't matter if it's a luxurious or cheap ugly places, they can always be found. Also they have lists of prices you can afford, not always THAT expensive
Istg the whole stream is a mix of cursed and wholesome. There's no in-between 😭
I fucking lost it when Reimu proclaimed in slight panic: "It's not DAB!"
It's crazy how this was one of the first impressions i have of luxiem lol i remembered luca as the guy who didn't wash his hands.
Recently he said he washes his hands, so he's a changed man now
Truly a classist debate, smh. Bee Day
Before this I didn't even know what a bidet was
This conversation is golden!
I find it funny that reimu is asking questions, yet disgusted by the answers
legit everyone will be reminded of this conversation every single time they stand in front of a toilet now🚽
The fact that vox was the one to justify the reasoning of it and not Luca lmao
To be honest, I always thought bidets were a rich person thing, because everytime I've seen one they're in the thousand dollar range and require extra plumbing for houses
I've never even seen a bidet in my entire life...
I was there when this happened and until now I still can't believe this is the first conversation I heard in 2022 lmao
And yeah I love it
okay but vox has a point. i'm from Finland and i've NEVER seen a bidet in my life. not once have i seen a bidet in any house i've been in, i didn't even know what it was until i saw a video about it a while ago
Well... I don't have a bidet in my house. :/
Barely two minutes in and I was already stitches. If you close your eyes it just sounds like a disappointed dad scolding his son while the little sister just slowly cringes into oblivion.
Edit: -and the rest of the video is just dad being an embarrassing parent to his daughter.
8:21 I can't breathe lol
"Throughout my entire life, the only use that I've ever known toilet paper to be bo- to be for is to just remove excess sh!t from your ass and then you get rid of it." - Vox Akuma, 2022.
6:10 Vox literally from Europe. My favorite part.
I only see bidets on places like malls or terminals, was literally today years old discovering having the option of hot water isn't the luxury of a bathroom :O
i live in one of the highest standard of living countries in the world and have never seen a bidet
Here in our country, not all of us have bidets, but we have a bucket at a dipper. And growing up, I thought tissues (toilet paper) are only used to wipe your face after eating or sneezing lmao. Kinda surprised when I knew they use it to clean their a*s.
Saame we still use toilet paper to clean anything really XD
This is guy humor and facts in a nutshell from vox!
They assassinated Luca's monetization
Bidet is a luxury??? It comes pre-installed with every house in my country lmao
I wonder how she will react to squat toilet that only provide you small bowl and water bucket.
LMAOOO PLEASE YES! I have the experience XD
I mean, as a male, *I* dab it every. single. time.
BUT to be fair, I also always sit down and do my business as fast as possible, I ALWAYS wash my hands, and I'm a girly boy, so there's lots of asterisks
PART 2, part deuce if you will, I always try to eat greens and fiberous things because they not only making "passing" cleaner, they keep the logs tight so it doesn't make a mess. I do agree that bidets are _better_ but I also agree that not everyone has one or has the time or even funds to set one up, but by that logic, you could just use like . . . a rubber bulb as like a makeshift. I dunno, clean yourselves!!
Good point! As long as everything is clean in the end, it's fine.
Nevermind money, sometimes you don't have the SPACE to have a bidet
that's you just taking care of yourself, it's fine man 😂 I do the same too 😂
How the hell does being clean has anything to do with being girly , it's just basic hygiene
@@Zeniiichan there are dudes who believe that it isn't "manly" to wipe, figures
Reimu: you must clean it every Time!
Vox: no you dont
Luca(the source of the problem):hahaha
Ngl i always clean it every time i pee though
How do you clean it when you’re using a urinal tho? Lol
@@Krakiolit well were'nt there like a little faucet that pour water for the pee? Im always like scooping some water and then clean the residue pee in my pp with that water a few times.
@@internetcommenters5101 Gonna be honest with you man, that's more gross than just flicking it off.
@@internetcommenters5101 holy shit that’s disgusting
@@fortunamajor3899 well werent outside some kind of place to wash your face?
There's always soap in there though.
i love how the comments sections is also actually having a debate about this lmao
Lmmmaaooo this girl saying ew after every sentence 🤣🤣🤣 as a nurse I find this absolutely hilarious. I'm so used to these type of conversations
Oh, so there is the bidet right inside the bowl and there is an installable bidet hose which is way cheaper than the brand new toilet.
Where tf does she live that every household uses a Bidet toilet??
Every household in Japan and other asian countries use bidet
South America or Spain I guess.
@@axslashel it is not common in all of South America, nor Spain, depends on the country or region I think
People who are used to using water to clean cries when they go to countries with no water to wash. I know I did. I had to bring water bottle everytime and fill with the tap water from sink to before actually using the toilet. I know people say the pees are dried up but the smell freaking lingers so it feels so gross not having water to clean them so i would wash the seats before using it too.
I appreciate the fact that Reimu uses a bidet (I grew up in Italy but since I've been living in the UK I MISS IT SO MUCH, THEY HAVE NO BIDETS) but even I knew how man do their stuff.
Listen, I'VE BEEN AROUND GUYS SINCE PRIMARY SCHOOL only because the majority of girls were super boring, and I'm normally the only girl in the guys chat since secondary school so I READ WHAT THEY WRITE
I'm really sorry for you reimu
Gonna end this whole discussion: URINALS! the pinnacle of hands free, shake & leave, a globe trotting phenomenon. Most of those bad boys don't even have a manual flush
10 minutes of peak content
I don't here anyone asking Reimu "Did you soap out your regions?" Would she have said yes? I bet not. LOL
MEN WERE A MISTAKE PLS SHSGSGDV
So this is how I meet Vox. Time to go binge clips :)
Reimu is SO done that she abt to pull out the "Europe's history" card. As a SEA, I cannot relate to these people 😔
This makes me think Reimu is the youngest EN member with how much her previlidge is showing lmao
Casually forgetting the existence of urinals.
I FEEL YOU REIMU
Where we do for guerilla streams you went for guerilla aim (C) Vox Akuma, 2022
Alternate title: Reimu having a mental breakdown
Men have the Wiggle Strat to clean xD
Bro, I use my foot to move the toilet seat and flush the toilet and still wash my hands after. I'm on Vox's side on this argument.
She jump in a men's talk what did she expect
I wasn't prepared the first time either, but that was a long time ago because I have siblings. Lots of guys have different standards, apparently. At least Vox is hygienic, most of my family just shake & walk away...