On the twelve day of Christmas my clipper gave to me: Twelve months of stalling Eleven resin stories Ten bricked goblets Nine EM rolls Eight hours stunlocked Seven streamers surfing Five over six Five XIANGLING teams Four skeletons Three glowing balls Two gooning men And a big balding tuhcet field
4th time will be the one it's because it needs 4 elixirs and you farmed for 4 years, and you will get 4 stats at level 0 and 4 times it will roll into crit bet (i know that 99% it will be bad again because because)
0:38 fr, for me it's like emblem domain: here's out of nowhere 7+ valuable rolls piece, idc that you almost never use characters that use emblem dendro domain: nah, you won't get any upgrades for another year again
guys you dont get it. Every elixir spent cause a ripple in the space time continuum which disturbs the peace of the void god. The anger and wrath of this being could only be satiated by zy0x playing elden ring on stream.
I’ve had Xiao for almost a year now and he’s used the same crappy 4 star ATK Vermilion goblet cause I need to keep the 4pc passive and don’t even have a Vermilion feather 😭
it's better to craft flower, feather and sands which in total has the same cost as a single goblet, and instead use a off piece goblet, what do you people think? I crafted a HP sands for neuvi and got 1X crit rate, 2X crit dmg, 1X energy recharge and 1X defence. As for goblet I got a Hydro dmg bonus goblet with 4 substats: crit rate, crit dmg, energy recharge, elemental mastery just from farming, it could've been the perfect artifact, but rng ruined it, got 2X enegy recharge and 1X everything else.
Bro will never stop: Hating anyone who doesnt have vermillion yiao Yapping Trying to get a crit anemo dmg goblet And perfect vermillion xiao And be a xiao simp
I don't really watch this streamer, and got this on my recommended page and all I can say is that this guy is so loud and yaps so much goodness me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Istg this custom artifact thingie is scam. I made a geo DMG goblet w it and I got a 3 stat one with the minimum rolls I've ever seen and at level 20 the cv remained same but got 1k+ hp no cap
+1 crit roll per patch
I actually feed bad for this man… 12 elixirs wasted for nothing burger.
As my old grandad used to say, 16th elixir’s the charm
Zy0x the only person on earth who can make something as simple as leveling up an artifact into a 30 minute long schizo tantrum
chills
I fell like that even if he wasn’t streaming to an audience his whole sketch he puts up every time would still be the same
master of stalling thank you for condensing 2hr of stalling the roll into 11 minutes
OH MY GOD HE'S NEVER GETTING THAT VERMILLION ANEMO GOBLET 🥵🥵🥵🥵
The tape was really out of pocket. Still a tragedy of an artifact roll ta7
NEXT PATCH I SWEAR TRUST (we have been saying this for 3 patches now)
On the twelve day of Christmas my clipper gave to me:
Twelve months of stalling
Eleven resin stories
Ten bricked goblets
Nine EM rolls
Eight hours stunlocked
Seven streamers surfing
Five over six
Five XIANGLING teams
Four skeletons
Three glowing balls
Two gooning men
And a big balding tuhcet field
Life bloom like a flower
Far away or by the road
Waiting for the one
To find a way back home
Bro might get pegged
I felt this pain on a neurological level. I crafted a pyro goblet and it didnt roll crit once 😭
same one luck ta
I think that a time piece will almost always be better, since only costs 2 and is hard to get ATK% + Double Crit
Bro didn't listen to the magic 8 ball and got punished. See you next year. XD
im dead bro even the 8ball said he's not rolling crit 😭😭
so dramatic for that result lmao
He stalls so his rolls went to all waste😂
4th time will be the one
it's because it needs 4 elixirs and you farmed for 4 years, and you will get 4 stats at level 0 and 4 times it will roll into crit bet (i know that 99% it will be bad again because because)
New system is rather deceptive. Once you run some numbers both odds and costs involved are pretty bad. Good resource sink and PR move though.
sounds like someone doesnt know how to roll properly
Keep yapping you'll get there soon
0:38 fr, for me it's like
emblem domain: here's out of nowhere 7+ valuable rolls piece, idc that you almost never use characters that use emblem
dendro domain: nah, you won't get any upgrades for another year again
+1 Incident
i mean it was better than mine 😭
Mine too
The 8 ball 😂😂 troll is crazy
The magic 8 Ball called it lol 😂
-1 christmas spirit
He milked 11:30 just roll a ONEEEEE freakingggg artifact🤡
Bro I quit this game over 2 years ago ain't no way he's still farming Vermillion
This is just sad this point...
guys you dont get it. Every elixir spent cause a ripple in the space time continuum which disturbs the peace of the void god. The anger and wrath of this being could only be satiated by zy0x playing elden ring on stream.
not a very jolly christmas with this one o7
I’ve had Xiao for almost a year now and he’s used the same crappy 4 star ATK Vermilion goblet cause I need to keep the 4pc passive and don’t even have a Vermilion feather 😭
Too much ritual make him more unlucky thats true
it's better to craft flower, feather and sands which in total has the same cost as a single goblet, and instead use a off piece goblet, what do you people think? I crafted a HP sands for neuvi and got 1X crit rate, 2X crit dmg, 1X energy recharge and 1X defence. As for goblet I got a Hydro dmg bonus goblet with 4 substats: crit rate, crit dmg, energy recharge, elemental mastery just from farming, it could've been the perfect artifact, but rng ruined it, got 2X enegy recharge and 1X everything else.
i used 2 elixirs to craft a double crit em gilded sands.
25.6 CD
7 CR
Bro will never stop:
Hating anyone who doesnt have vermillion yiao
Yapping
Trying to get a crit anemo dmg goblet
And perfect vermillion xiao
And be a xiao simp
On my birthday too, that's crazy
my nightmare was that I got c6 jean instead of c2 zhongli ytd 😂
I don't really watch this streamer, and got this on my recommended page and all I can say is that this guy is so loud and yaps so much goodness me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Istg this custom artifact thingie is scam. I made a geo DMG goblet w it and I got a 3 stat one with the minimum rolls I've ever seen and at level 20 the cv remained same but got 1k+ hp no cap
who is he talking to
HUAWK TUAHO
Thank You joe biden
XD
Ta o7
can he give me some blizzard luck 🧍♀️