My Birthday Is Cursed

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  • @castincactus7339
    @castincactus7339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    "I made you a cake, but I forgot because I got fired" is valuable sentence. It has the quintessence of something deeply human in it

    • @castincactus7339
      @castincactus7339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@higoodbye7545 no I meant sentence. Sentiment honestly sounds stranger to me in context.
      Sometimes it's nice to acknowledge interesting sentences for creative writing purposes, so that's why I pointed it out.

    • @zidaneigor
      @zidaneigor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It truly is poetic

  • @FOMO.BOYxoxo
    @FOMO.BOYxoxo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Everyone says they want their life to be narrated by Morgan Freeman, I want my life story to be told be Will. S tier story teller.

    • @SkeleMusic
      @SkeleMusic ปีที่แล้ว +1

      S tier voice too

  • @SnackClip
    @SnackClip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    This is one of the best worst stories of all time I don’t know wether to laugh or cry or both 😂 I’m so sorry will, we love you

  • @shamrockjamaica
    @shamrockjamaica 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I'm sorry this is awkward, painful and clearly a traumatic event but goddamn it is it so funny

  • @Blobwashere
    @Blobwashere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    That birthday feels like it'd be in a psychological horror manga

  • @soopy5364
    @soopy5364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    god this feels like something that would happen on a sitcom

  • @TimmayKC
    @TimmayKC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I'm not a superstitious person, but your birthday is 110% cursed. What a great story. I was having a really shitty day and I'm sitting at work and see this video. I'm having a much better day now after watching it. Thanks Will, you're the best!

  • @megshep
    @megshep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Keith! Chip!" Had me HOWLING

  • @sparkax
    @sparkax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I had some terrible stuff happen on my birthday a long time ago too. I've spent every year just staying home with a couple of bottles of scotch. Drink my misery away, take the following day off to rehydrate and recuperate, then meet up with my family the following weekend to get my gifts/cards.

  • @kaylamichelle840
    @kaylamichelle840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    your stories are the best will, even if that one sounded absolutely mortifying XD

  • @goongju
    @goongju 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Found you through a ludwig (whom i found recently as well) binge. And i absolutely have to say i love your content. Just wanted you to know we appreciate ya out here! Glad to be part of your 10% female demographic 😂

    • @caoifegrace6098
      @caoifegrace6098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same, I saw him on the finale of mogul money.

    • @bopeepaleep
      @bopeepaleep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      omg we r only 10% ?! 😂 😭

    • @goongju
      @goongju 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bopeepaleep im pretty sure 🤣🤣

    • @GuacJohnson
      @GuacJohnson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bopeepaleep only? That's actually above average for youtube lol unless you're CdawgVa: also known as the 98% of course

    • @sydney5887
      @sydney5887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I found him through Hasan 😂 what a great group of guys lol

  • @colehunt6838
    @colehunt6838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm so sorry this happened to you Will. I really love your story telling and energy you provide even if it's about moments like these

  • @isaacgardens5926
    @isaacgardens5926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Love you Will, you will be surpass everyone soon.

  • @Ash3s_97
    @Ash3s_97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Your friend that started singing happy birthday after he had just gotten fired is that friend you want to keep but don’t ever want to be around when shit hits the fan.

  • @christmastiger
    @christmastiger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Holy shit, and I thought MY birthday was cursed, I've torn ligaments and crashed cars and lost relationships around my birthday but honestly I'm starting to feel better about it hearing this story. Sorry you went through all that, hopefully you can get a shaman to alleviate your curse

  • @TheMunchkinita2509
    @TheMunchkinita2509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    My bday is the 8th of September. In 2001 I was living in NYC and was 9 months pregnant with my 1st child, due date on the 15th. To say that was a scary time is an understatement. So sry you've had such bad luck, Will.

    • @gingin324
      @gingin324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I literally cannot even fathom how you dealt with that!

    • @TheMunchkinita2509
      @TheMunchkinita2509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gingin324 looking back, how I managed to not have a complete mental breakdown is beyond me 😅 Best guess is that maybe the anticipation or excitement of finally getting to meet her was stronger than the fear?

  • @thebarkermc
    @thebarkermc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I always feel like I can relate to you Will, but this is by far the most relatable. I was also born in September, and for me it's the most traumatic time of the year. My PTSD always hits me hardest during that month and I almost NEVER do anything for my birthday. Even when I hit 30, I refused to see anyone.

  • @mynty_me
    @mynty_me 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Just came to comment because you really need to know how much we love these short story videos you post on TH-cam! I know they are from twitch but thank u for sharing since I really don’t get to watch them live❤❤😅

  • @LoseCTRL61
    @LoseCTRL61 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Will is such a talented story teller. I can relate man, I lost a close friend of mine not too far from my bday, and I’ve never really enjoyed celebrating it. I’d rather just spend the day doing something I enjoy, having plans just stresses me out I assume something will go wrong

  • @Max-bw2xk
    @Max-bw2xk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the way i laugh during these vids feels exactly like good stand-up. and now i need to watch will put together a bunch of these for a fucking killer stand up set.

  • @emees9292
    @emees9292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man its so sad G4 got canned. I really loved your all's content, personality's, ext.
    Glad I found your twitch n stuff, you're a good dude Will.

  • @Nslygh1213
    @Nslygh1213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That’s how you know Julian is a true friend.

  • @Thomas-nk4uj
    @Thomas-nk4uj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love these story times

  • @elora512
    @elora512 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm just today, experiencing how hilarious Will is and I'm so happy there's so many videos.

  • @loveisqi.
    @loveisqi. ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel you on the cursed birthday vibes- September 11 was my 16th birthday lol
    I’m finally starting to feel like people don’t notice is a much anymore and I’m grateful to not feel so weird trying to be happy for myself on a day when as Americans were supposed to “never forget” lol well, happy birthday to us both, sir 🥳 😅

  • @El_Villan0
    @El_Villan0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is such a Will type of situation LMFAO

  • @x-gate-gate-gate
    @x-gate-gate-gate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I totally understand this. My partner died on my birthday this October and that day will never be the same again

  • @potatoonastick2239
    @potatoonastick2239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You're such a good storyteller, truly born to perform 💪🏻

  • @Xethl
    @Xethl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    G4 could make one final chunk of money if they edited the security cam footage of this and got people to voice act it

  • @cutiecorpsicle
    @cutiecorpsicle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for telling this story, I almost spit my coffee out all over my laptop. 🤣 "I made you a cake, but I forgot because I got fired".

  • @antonodsgaard6548
    @antonodsgaard6548 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this story gave me anxiety but i still could not stop the laughs, i am so conflicted.

  • @wonkerz2050
    @wonkerz2050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The lesson I got from this is get you a homie like Julian

  • @42Faraday
    @42Faraday 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    happy bday

  • @ShammusWammus
    @ShammusWammus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel you brother. My birthday is in late December and within that time while in high school and college I lost my best friend to someone poisoning him with heroin, my ex girlfriend cheated on me the year later, the year after I was hospitalized for pulmonary failure, and the next I got T-boned with my new car that I bought with my own money as a gift to myself. The car was my crowning achievement, it was a 2017 VW Jetta with a twin turbo, brand new off the conveyer belt. If anyone celebrates my birthday I reject it. I do not care about anything else, half birthday or otherwise; just not my birthday.

  • @bobbyhutter5654
    @bobbyhutter5654 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well im glad you were born, Will; definitely relate with your money-manager's surprise that you'd yet to treat yourself.

  • @mastrm94
    @mastrm94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Will's birthday fiasco sounds like an episode of "The Life & Times of Tim"

  • @Artofcarissa
    @Artofcarissa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “its a Tesla there are no keys” LMAO I wheezed laughing

  • @andreajoan7193
    @andreajoan7193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my birthday is cursed much in the same fashion. I haven't celebrated it since I was 13. I'm not a supersitious person for the most part, but be born on a Friday, on the 13th of the month, certainly has me questioning some things. I feel for ya Will.

  • @Artofcarissa
    @Artofcarissa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I worked at furniture store once I had a customer come up to me and ask if we had someplace to charge her phone because it died, she had a Tesla and needed it to turn on her car and drive home.
    Tying the ability to start your car to your cellphone is a terrible idea

  • @Paios
    @Paios ปีที่แล้ว

    lol "you've been bewitched" in the chat. I c u candlemass bro

  • @space_Jelly_1994
    @space_Jelly_1994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol i read notification "will Neff upload my birthday is cursed" I'm like well will he wtf man

  • @emmsklooz
    @emmsklooz ปีที่แล้ว

    This is why I make sure people know my birthday is coming up. Sure, I'll have to tolerate a couple of songs, but at least my boss might have the decency of not firing 12 people on that day.

  • @AvengedButUsed
    @AvengedButUsed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    OMG Will’s story telling abilities 😂 I felt the cringe in my soul

  • @Mlnstwrt
    @Mlnstwrt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    If it makes you feel any better this makes me feel better because I’ve been having nightmares about birthdays

  • @jbear4638
    @jbear4638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Julian the 🐐

  • @cloutvision809
    @cloutvision809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i lost my best freind 2 days before my 21st i feel you will

  • @braidenb3973
    @braidenb3973 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The superior will neff

  • @niabiii
    @niabiii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My birthday is tomorrow and I feel this so much. Was planning on getting myself a cat (haven't had a birthday gift in over 4 years) and 5 days before my birthday I got a $700 charge, I'm only 21 and started my life journey right before covid hit. I am not rich. I am also now very sad. Birthdays have always been terrible for me but I felt like I deserved a little buddy for all the bs I've had to go through, but I guess not. Idk. I'm still getting that cat.

  • @Drawreadplaymusic
    @Drawreadplaymusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg I was crying and laughin

  • @moltenwolf_8772
    @moltenwolf_8772 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    God will I’m sorry you had to go through that we all are

  • @aidanalexander5180
    @aidanalexander5180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Will your life sounds like you are trapped in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

  • @ririlushhh
    @ririlushhh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This legit needs to be a scene in a movie like VERBATIM 😆

  • @PenguinsHockey9
    @PenguinsHockey9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Same
    Every day without fail on the day of my birthday is the worst day of my life i have the worst luck and i beg my family and friends not to celebrate it, and i once cried in front of my school because they sang happy birthday, and when i got home my brother locked my out of the house and I forgot the garage code, it was 60 outside and i had no sweatshirts, i had to wait an hour till my mom got home.

  • @UssSouthDakota
    @UssSouthDakota 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Will is the most talented individual on twitch rn

  • @lolloolsen22
    @lolloolsen22 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Will is an incredible storyteller

  • @LobterGaming
    @LobterGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Its kind of ironic that you uploaded this today. Exactly 1 month ago, on my birthday, my grandmother died

  • @chillarypuff
    @chillarypuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is both the funniest and worst thing I have ever heard 😭

  • @tiefman8206
    @tiefman8206 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this some shit right out of an episode of the office

  • @potatoonastick2239
    @potatoonastick2239 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Extra comment for engagement you deserve it

  • @lightninggamer4655
    @lightninggamer4655 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pissing myself laughing hahaha and Jullian is so hilarious hahahaha

  • @Kingbimmy
    @Kingbimmy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Poor Will! Noooo someday you’ll have a curse free birthday man. It’s gotta happen! 😭❤️

  • @l.ron-tusk3583
    @l.ron-tusk3583 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Birthday song claims another victim. Fist Gundam Witch from Mercury now this!?

  • @NRBlnktd
    @NRBlnktd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    please for the love of god write this into a scripted comedy. i MUST see this play out. i know this is traumatic but it’s also insanely hilarious😂

  • @klv0klv0klv
    @klv0klv0klv 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this story has the whole spectrum

  • @saucedopro
    @saucedopro ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve never related to a video more in my life

  • @Izzaiah024
    @Izzaiah024 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    when i was a teen my dad died three days after my bday. my little brother died this year a week before my birthday. I also have a cursed birthday. What sucks is I LOVE BIRTHDAYS. I love celebrating the life of my people.. i just get scared to do mine.

  • @zackupchurch2395
    @zackupchurch2395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is just a great/horrendous story.

  • @asifseriously
    @asifseriously 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best. Story. Ever.

  • @SKULLKR3W
    @SKULLKR3W 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    you didn’t know anyone was getting fired feeling bad over a coincidence is so dumb

  • @Horus-Lupercal
    @Horus-Lupercal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Geeeeeeet fuckin' Julian'd lmao.

  • @CohnTrohL
    @CohnTrohL 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s your special day!!!!!

  • @Laremy
    @Laremy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think the most shocking part of this is that G4 had writers

  • @HudBud4444
    @HudBud4444 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As someone else with a cursed birthday, I felt this

  • @TheMajestyD
    @TheMajestyD 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol everyone’s crying and depressed while singing you happy birthday hahaha

  • @peptidiot
    @peptidiot 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    JUST...*CRASH*...IT 💀

  • @Skankatron55
    @Skankatron55 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is incredible.

  • @gratefullydead4785
    @gratefullydead4785 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is me but with New Years

  • @DarkOmega150
    @DarkOmega150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The is the best, worst story I've ever listened to

  • @Glocktopus129
    @Glocktopus129 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    oh my god that Julian guy is diabolical

  • @Fleato
    @Fleato ปีที่แล้ว

    eyy same here i was convinced i was going to die on my 21st. it started on my 18th b day, my b day is oct 29, and it was supposed to be senior year homecoming i had a date then bam, huge snow storm, it was cancelel dpower out for lik 4 days trapped with my grandmother. then my 19th b day comes, and it was fucking hurrican sandy, i was out of work for 2 weeks almost lost my apartment no power. then my 20th happened and the injury that has now effected me since then ( im 29 now) happened and I was in the hospital for 4 days and off and on for a few weeks after, my kidneys almost failed and i destroyed my back to the point it caused arthritis..... so now add alcohol into the mix and i thought i was going to die..... nah it was just a whack ass 21st b day where i spent it celebrating someone elses b day.

  • @Shurikinney
    @Shurikinney 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who knew will would be present for 2 major firings in his career. shit sucks, man. praying for wellness for you, and everyone at G4

  • @HimmelsBlues
    @HimmelsBlues 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Will should watch the new Gundam he would relate a lot w the story

  • @Guitargoddess843
    @Guitargoddess843 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Classic Virgo energy

  • @gabrielplourde6791
    @gabrielplourde6791 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sir Nefferson the Grande

  • @missmewness
    @missmewness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    but legally they can drive it because you gave them permission 😆

  • @occultOpossum
    @occultOpossum 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This story gave me the most second hand *agony* i would i just killed myself on the spot, the second happy birthday came up. That IS SO EVIL OF JULIEN OH MY GOD

  • @johndrocky4377
    @johndrocky4377 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    GREAT STORY! STRAIGHT FIRE 🔥!!
    🎂😔😢😭🏎🏎🎶🎤🎵
    🔥👏👏

  • @Annej-isnt-gomez
    @Annej-isnt-gomez 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Same

  • @nathanwallace9615
    @nathanwallace9615 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me watching this the day before my birthday 👀😳

  • @Sarutas
    @Sarutas 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Even without the car added to the story it is a horrible way to "celebrate" a birthday.

  • @yanguskhan8513
    @yanguskhan8513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like this julian. Even though he got fired, he had to fuck with his buddy one more time. But honestly, how did you know that there was gonna be mass firings that day? One day later, and it would have been a fine bday. Not yiur fault but, my god, did the timing just sucked.

  • @fhn7861
    @fhn7861 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Will u should do IRL

  • @jennifervasquez
    @jennifervasquez 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I jokingly say my birthday is cursed cause ive had a handful of them ruined by some bad or just unlucky shit happening on them but damn ur birthday does really seem cursed

  • @jjsintern4462
    @jjsintern4462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I know someone born on 9/11

  • @barak363363
    @barak363363 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nice story

  • @knightschoice
    @knightschoice 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wake me up when September ends

  • @katevalentine7075
    @katevalentine7075 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh man 😬 God Awful story. Better things ahead for you my dear Will
    BTW my birthday is SEPT 15 911 same feeling

  • @cingsing986
    @cingsing986 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    11/11 birthday has been cursed since I was born

  • @spencercar8080
    @spencercar8080 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cool story.

  • @joeydryer1260
    @joeydryer1260 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know how it feels. My birthday is 9/11... and it was my 21st birthday.