Here's a lower effort video while I'm in the process of moving! Btw: I got a big ol special stream planned for tomorrow over on my Twitch if you wanna see me get pushed FAR outside my comfort zone (in a fun way lol) - Got a bunch of other videos in the oven too, so stick around! (Also, some of the artists who's music was sampled in the background: Big Chef, Opal Vessel, Sugar Wounds, & haircuts for men - go support them!!)
Will look out for yer stream. Props on uploading while moving. Btw have you heard tanpopo crisis - millennium flower (another project of sugar wounds)? Super cathartic blackened screamo
TYSM DUDE!! I’ve been looking for sugar wounds for lrobably 3 months because I remembered their album cover but not their name and after seeing the name I remembered🔥🔥
Slight clarification because I used to date one of those weirdos: the "seed" people aren't serial killers. They just have a very insane obsession with their breeding kink.
Dude, I needed this video. Reminded me of the zen of hypocrisy, & I really needed to be reminded of this, right now. I so very much appreciate your philosophies, as well as your appreciation for other humans, & how funny we can be. 🙏
I teach ethics at a college prep school. Several parts of this are surprisingly good as a stepping off point for what ethics is and why we hold certain values. I may use it in our intro unit. Thanks!
How do I like this video more? This is fantastic. I genuinely thought the prison one was going to an SA place but nope, people who use the word "seed" absolutely need to be kept away from the normal population.
As someone in the mental health profession I just wanted to drop my 2c that psychosis and delusion are two very different things and you're not hypocritical for that take
Totally agreed on the queer coding one. On one hand, as a lesbian I'm tired of seeing all our rep coming from bad guys or *shudders* The L Word, but on the other hand... Maleficent 😩
like the mighty Bri Doom said in agree to differ: "I know sometimes I'm a hypocrite/what i say amounts to shit/but bear with me and what goes on/I'll bear with you, let's see what can be done"
i really enjoyed this! your jokes were great! i am a big stand up comedy fan and i would NEVER have the confidence to do a 'tight 5' at an open mic, much less record something and put it on youtube, so good on you for taking the leap and putting this out there. i loved your whole bit, good comparisons and good catch lines, and yeah fuck Louis CK. if you've never done an open mic and aren't sure if you're ready yet, i think you're there, great job !
So I grew up in Reno and if you went into some of the casinos you'd just find magicians doing card tricks and such just walking around, and I never knew if they were hired by the casino or they were contractors or it was just some guy that wandered in off the street. They didn't have an angle like they weren't asking for money or passing out business cards, if they weren't employees I think they were just lonely. It's stuff like this why Disneyland doesn't let you dress up if you're over 12
the scaring Christians Story reminds me of how i stood next to a "pro-life" Protest waving a Baphomet Flag a couple months back and some old fuck asked me if I eat Babies (dafuq?) to which i of course replied with "no, only retired people"
2:54 that is precisely what I once had my 15 minutes moment… as a 14 year old in school. One of my proudest moments from that time. I even drew pictures of the condition he had atop that - hypospadia, wchich means that instead his pee hole being at the end of the (micro)penis, it’s on the side or extreme cases at the base. 6:26 you know, that there is a band called The Seeds… For me, the guilty pleasure kid rock song is So Hott
Dude, as a parent who had kids pre Trump era, in the POST Trump era, my wife and I have 100% been like, “did we fuck up? I feel like maybe we fucked up.” I love my kids… but that’s why I regret that this flaming manure pile of a world is what we’re leaving to them to 😬. What a time to be alive. 💀
Hey bro... I started imitating Jonathan Davis in the grocery store today, and thought "Hey... haven't heard much from Crustbag lately." 🤔 Hope you're doing well, we miss you. Do more catatonic youths react vids. 😶 Love you, bye. 🖤
I can sens you kind of liked Louis Ck before. Not mad, just curious. Btw, everything in your channel is great, especially when you talk about fashion and design.
The state of everything is so bad because the breakdown of families. Bringing kids into it CAN be bad. But is also thr knly way to bring it back to normal
Not gonna lie to you, queercoded villains are FUCKING AWESOME. like i'm gay as hell. and i know that a lot of these types of characters reinforce really harmful homophobic+transphobic stereotypes. but like, i think that these kinds of characters have been kind of, embraced / reclaimed by the community. like. YES URSULA SLAY TAKE THAT GIRL'S VOICE! SPEAK YOUR TRUTH. HIM FROM PPG IS AWESOME. HIM WAS ALWAYS AWESOME. i'd gladly take that short stick with the hot wheels sticker ANY DAY. but also like. representation of just. regular queer people is ALSO AWESOME AS WELL!!
Here's a lower effort video while I'm in the process of moving! Btw: I got a big ol special stream planned for tomorrow over on my Twitch if you wanna see me get pushed FAR outside my comfort zone (in a fun way lol) - Got a bunch of other videos in the oven too, so stick around!
(Also, some of the artists who's music was sampled in the background: Big Chef, Opal Vessel, Sugar Wounds, & haircuts for men - go support them!!)
Oh, I'm really looking forward to the stream! Hope I can make it! :)
Will look out for yer stream. Props on uploading while moving. Btw have you heard tanpopo crisis - millennium flower (another project of sugar wounds)? Super cathartic blackened screamo
TYSM DUDE!! I’ve been looking for sugar wounds for lrobably 3 months because I remembered their album cover but not their name and after seeing the name I remembered🔥🔥
i kick my feet and giggle when tyler uploads
EXACTLY
me as well
We all kicking and giggling over here
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HIS NAME IS TYLER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@fatimasyed402 what’s wrong with that? 😭
All i need in life is a new crustbag video
amen
Every time my parents give me crap for liking a problematic band, I remind them that they're Kid Rock fans.
this channel is so insanely underrated, deserves way more attention
the deadnaming part actually had me worried for a second
until i found out it was corporations and i was like "oh fuck yeah"
lol yeah I went from "ohhhh nooooo" to "oh, based" in a femtosecond
The "identity crisis" part was very ironic after saying "trans ally" lmao.
Slight clarification because I used to date one of those weirdos: the "seed" people aren't serial killers. They just have a very insane obsession with their breeding kink.
This entire video is just the longer version of Katya saying "smoking is HORRIBLE!... Love it, love smoking" and I could not be happier
Dude, I needed this video. Reminded me of the zen of hypocrisy, & I really needed to be reminded of this, right now. I so very much appreciate your philosophies, as well as your appreciation for other humans, & how funny we can be. 🙏
I teach ethics at a college prep school. Several parts of this are surprisingly good as a stepping off point for what ethics is and why we hold certain values. I may use it in our intro unit. Thanks!
babe wake up crust bag just posted :00
Tyler makes me laugh so hard every time he posts
your videos always turn out perfect
pls we need more random low effort videos im hooked
(also you deserve 40k youre one of my fav channels on yt right now)
this video was an absolute blast, even yer "low effort" stuff is entertaining as hell, dude. would love to see more of "crustbag's comedy corner"!
The duality of man condensed into one video.
How do I like this video more? This is fantastic. I genuinely thought the prison one was going to an SA place but nope, people who use the word "seed" absolutely need to be kept away from the normal population.
Louis C.K.'s "Of course.... but maybe..." as represented by a metalpunk TH-camr. This timeline has some good candy.
3:56 growing up Mormon has lead me to always pop off whenever ANYBODY brings up the Mormon Church because goddamn does that shit stink and blow chunks
I’m literally creaming I love your discharge poster
Another great video man! Your videos always put a massive smile on my face!
the awkward clapping and old video effects in the beginning, 10/10
I make strange faces when people in front of me take selfies in the off chance I show up in them.
dude i love these kinds of videos so much the way u talk is SO entertaining 😭
Honestly Him was my favorite Power Puff Girls character
damn that logo at 1:24 looks damn sick, 90's black metal vibe i love it
As someone in the mental health profession I just wanted to drop my 2c that psychosis and delusion are two very different things and you're not hypocritical for that take
dude, thanks for these videos. authentic and hilarious
I love your self-awareness ❤️
Can't wait for the next one
babe wake up crustbag uploaded.
This could have been much longer. Funny as hell.
New video yayyy ^^! you always lift my mood up
Totally agreed on the queer coding one. On one hand, as a lesbian I'm tired of seeing all our rep coming from bad guys or *shudders* The L Word, but on the other hand... Maleficent 😩
I unironically agreed with every word of this.
like the mighty Bri Doom said in agree to differ: "I know sometimes I'm a hypocrite/what i say amounts to shit/but bear with me and what goes on/I'll bear with you, let's see what can be done"
i really enjoyed this! your jokes were great! i am a big stand up comedy fan and i would NEVER have the confidence to do a 'tight 5' at an open mic, much less record something and put it on youtube, so good on you for taking the leap and putting this out there. i loved your whole bit, good comparisons and good catch lines, and yeah fuck Louis CK. if you've never done an open mic and aren't sure if you're ready yet, i think you're there, great job !
9:03
I am a brand new first time dad and I fully 100% agree with everything you said in that bit, no caveats. Fucking bullseye lol
I love your videos so much! Exactly my type of humor.
Babe wake up new crustbag video!
I knew it. I knew you had stand up potential
I think this video is really healthy for some folks out there. Additionally it's also extremely funny!
Pls upload dad we miss you
Missed this merch drop but I'll be sure to be there for the next. Love your content dude, definitely my favorite TH-camr.
Babe wake up new Tyler video dropped
Haha the best. I objectively think this is awesome. Keep up the awesome vids
So I grew up in Reno and if you went into some of the casinos you'd just find magicians doing card tricks and such just walking around, and I never knew if they were hired by the casino or they were contractors or it was just some guy that wandered in off the street. They didn't have an angle like they weren't asking for money or passing out business cards, if they weren't employees I think they were just lonely. It's stuff like this why Disneyland doesn't let you dress up if you're over 12
More of this. Fuckin hilarious
i stimmed so much when you uploaded i punched my face hard b acident and its hurting but at the same time im so happy omg
I enjoyed it :). Looking forward to the next one.
Been too long since the last man, you're hilarious for real. Can't wait for the next.
Im actually gonna rob your closet for all yo shirts fool
Oh so this is about hypocrisy, not Hypocrisy.
7:55 just start ultra sigma giga chad posing
Your new logo is cool
the scaring Christians Story reminds me of how i stood next to a "pro-life" Protest waving a Baphomet Flag a couple months back and some old fuck asked me if I eat Babies (dafuq?) to which i of course replied with "no, only retired people"
Hell yeah new crustbag upload!
Absolutely based fucking takes my guy.
i am so into the graphic design in this video !!
I count the days till you upload again every videos so entertaining 💪💪💪😼😼😼😼🍞🍞
crustbag come back, its been 2 months and im running out of videos to watch,
thank you
2:54 that is precisely what I once had my 15 minutes moment… as a 14 year old in school. One of my proudest moments from that time. I even drew pictures of the condition he had atop that - hypospadia, wchich means that instead his pee hole being at the end of the (micro)penis, it’s on the side or extreme cases at the base.
6:26 you know, that there is a band called The Seeds…
For me, the guilty pleasure kid rock song is So Hott
CRUSTBAG VIDEOIOOOO
We desperately need another crustbag Stand up/ yap session video
This segment kinda slaps keep making whatever you want. People want the real
9:44 most relatable
Yayy crustbag :)
yeah, I'd go see your standup in person, it's pretty neat
Babe, wake up! Crustbag posted a new video
Dude, as a parent who had kids pre Trump era, in the POST Trump era, my wife and I have 100% been like, “did we fuck up? I feel like maybe we fucked up.” I love my kids… but that’s why I regret that this flaming manure pile of a world is what we’re leaving to them to 😬. What a time to be alive. 💀
This is great and I think you should do more of these
Hey bro... I started imitating Jonathan Davis in the grocery store today, and thought "Hey... haven't heard much from Crustbag lately." 🤔 Hope you're doing well, we miss you. Do more catatonic youths react vids. 😶 Love you, bye. 🖤
Most moral quandaries have their tipping points, tbf
I dig the wholesome vibes!
That’s funny as hell
I can sens you kind of liked Louis Ck before. Not mad, just curious. Btw, everything in your channel is great, especially when you talk about fashion and design.
0:46 - 1:09
Its not hypocritical. Why??/how?? You are against innocent folks being outed. He is not innocent. Justice was served.
this is so silly i love my favorite silloy youtber
Great video! I am always so excited when you post new content. Cheers!
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crustbag i love you and you're incredible please hold your mic a little bit further away or use a pop filter
you should review the *_Disney_* extreme skate adventure soundtrack
you are too funny lmao
this video is sponsored by VHEMT
really like this kinda video
So..bear with us.
The state of everything is so bad because the breakdown of families. Bringing kids into it CAN be bad. But is also thr knly way to bring it back to normal
Based video series. Looking forward for more stuff:3
yes
Historical fact: Hitler had one testicle
LOUIS CK is the GOAT 😁
Thank you for showing me it’s OK to be an asshole
I find Broken English scenes in anime funny
YIPPEE!!!!!!!
Omg its tyler time guys
Cool Video 👍
TYLERRRRR UPLOAD SOMETHING ALREADYYYYYYYYYY
yaaaaaayyyy new crustbag videoo yaaaayayayayyayayay
W upload schedule
I thought this was going to be a comedy thing about the band Hypocrisy :(
Not gonna lie to you, queercoded villains are FUCKING AWESOME. like i'm gay as hell. and i know that a lot of these types of characters reinforce really harmful homophobic+transphobic stereotypes. but like, i think that these kinds of characters have been kind of, embraced / reclaimed by the community. like. YES URSULA SLAY TAKE THAT GIRL'S VOICE! SPEAK YOUR TRUTH. HIM FROM PPG IS AWESOME. HIM WAS ALWAYS AWESOME. i'd gladly take that short stick with the hot wheels sticker ANY DAY. but also like. representation of just. regular queer people is ALSO AWESOME AS WELL!!