Are We In The Age Of Unenlightenment? | The Jim Jefferies Show
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Strawberry milk DOESN'T come from gay cows?! *mind blown*
Dropped knowledge on us like Kim Jong-un.
Yes it comes from pink cows. People are so dumb........
You should see what the bisexual cows are putting out!
Ipp
"Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."
- Malcolm Forbes
"An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded." - Warhammer 40.000
"I ate chicken and now I have diarrhea." - Some guy at the clinic
Education's purpose in America is to provide the corporations with able workers. To fill an empty mind with selected information which makes that mind useful to the upper class as malleable minded workers.
Funny thing about what you just typed is nothing lol it’s basically common sense worded different so that person can make himself look like they’re wise but in reality they are completely blind to what they think they are.
Yeah, but education is not done in the school system
You are surely underrated comedian . You are awesome.
Shinchan Ki Funny Vines He used to be until he sold out to this leftist agenda so he could have a TV show. Fuck sellout Jim Jeffries.
Arguing for his position on topics is not the same as selling out. And if you have seen his previous shows he has been very consistent in his beliefs all the way.
Thanks!
Jefferies is a worthless sellout hypocrite who hates Muslims and damns others who are honest about hating them.
@@DreadNovella Yet here you are, watching him. Ironic.
The stupid are easier to control.
I'd say it's more accurate to say that it's the ignorant or mislead. Intelligence doesn't factor too heavily into the equation
and simply because you're going to college doesn't mean you're smart.
And now they are trying to destroy him similar like destroy Louis CK
You don't need to be smart to graduate, actually you need to be pretty idiot to accept such a scam in the age of information
@@kissingthings2265 most well paying jobs require a degree lol
Education? #SAD!
I think you mean edumacation
Murica,The only country in the world wich more votes don't give you the win
U. S. A is called S.A.D in my language xD
We are in an age where feelings come before enlightenment, so yes
I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious
Especially if they do it quizzaciously
good one
I enjoyed your obiterdictum
NEM, you really ought to eschew such obfuscation.
nem: such people adhere to liminality in order to extricate themselves from the reification of conceptualizations.
america could do much worse than president jim jefferies. fuck, america IS doing much worse...
better than a reality star
You've already got someone who everyone around the world is laughing at, so comedy agenda achieved.
me neither. and i think it would be a hell of a lot better
So the problem of the US having a president that even a comedian would be better than would be solved by comedian being president of another country? That's a non sequitur jepp...
First he cannot as he was born overseas, why do americans look for one man to change things, you need to change from the grass roots, join a union and fight at local government.
How do republicans expect doctors engineer and lawyers to get their education!? I'm not from the US but wtf america!?
Paul They will be using prayers and witch doctors for medical needs, engineering will be too modern for them so that's out, and stoning for lawyers. They seem to be developing their own Taliban. The USA is seriously regressing at a high speed!! I don't think there is hope for them anymore.
Not2Tweet I'm pretty sure you mean spiritual "healers" like preachers and bishops instead of witch doctors. Pretty sure they burn them before ever consider using a witch for help
just import them like trumps idol Saudi Arabia
They don't want the average peasant to get an education; they want to reserve Harvard for the corporate aristocracy. Only Lord Byron III, Esq and his progeny are deserving of an education.
pier: To be fair, Lord Byron probably had a lot of progeny.
0:26 Kim Jong Il dropping knowledge on us. Classic
Nicholas Hanson Un, Il was his father
That red solo cup line was absolutely brilliant 😂
Awh Jim is just gold, great stuff everytime.... Go Jim
I'd vote for Jim Jefferies any fucking day of the week, ladies and gentlemen.
At this point, being smart enough to acknowledge that one is not qualified for being president, automatically makes you way more qualified for it than those currently serving.
"Grizzleys is what she calls arabs" im dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jim Jefferies --- FINALLY the BETTER part of Jim with all the Passion. Kudos !!!
I love that people in the comments are doing the exact same thing he is talking about
Mr. Jefferies, as an observant of a broad spectrum of political satire, I have to say your analogies, not only in this video, are the most on point, hard hitting and explanative. I really enjoy your content.
I love this guy I have not laugh this much in a while
Lack of education brings in a lot of violence. But after some time the educated end up at the top and then the poorly educated try their best to educate their kids to try and catch up. Poor education causes bubbles and recessions. And rich people love that because they can invest money when things are cheap.
Sulfen poor education causes bubbles and recessions... Lol no... Rich bankers cause those.
Perhaps Sulfen is... poorly educated...?
Sulfen Texas is a perfect example of this. The people there have an ingrained hatred for schooling. It is so wide-spread (with the exception of certain areas like Austin that are naturally more liberal). It is really creepy to talk to people there about education. And the worst part is, most of our children's textbooks get picked there.
em: Because Texas is such a large state, they have a disproportionate influence over our K-12 textbooks. And because it is also a conservative state, that influence is a bad one.
Emerald kat ppl were better educated when there was no public schools
lol threatening to drop knowledge! what a great line.
Love Jim J. Brilliant comedian
3:13 is gold....spot on
LOVE THIS>
Listening to Jim Jeffries is so educational
like the education we get in public schools. simplistic and shallow
Laugh and Learn... Love it
Wise words!
Awesome video thanks
So much truth to what Jim is saying here!
This guy is funny, but what are they putting in that mug?
aussie juice
brown cow's milk
Baileys, which I think is Irish cow's milk.
Beer?? LOL
He's just doing it as a performance, you aren't even allowed to open a beer on US adverts. But on his past Australian stand ups he was always plastered.
even colleges are getting bad in the sense that they hire about 60-70% of it's instructors as adjuncts, which are part time teachers who are paid A LOT less than full timers (for basically the same jobs), no benefits, teaching at 3-5 colleges, and dealing with class cancellations without any kind of pay.
Not my proudest fap...oh who am I kidding? It's Jim Fucking Jefferies.
Fap to a five? You must be a five too!
Wenguang Jiang could be a six?
This raises an important question: what is a proud fap?
School sucks
Learning is fantastic
There is a major difference between these two things
Indoctrination vs education. Teaching a person what to think and how to think are two different worlds. But to be fair, I don't know if critical thinking can be taught but I know it can be promoted and encouraged
Thank Jesus Jim Jefferies has his own show now.
2:36: Jim Jeffries sneaks in a 'bigly' :-)
I's sitting at home unemployed and giggling like a school girl who just heard the word penis, at these jokes. Jim u rule man id vote for u to be president coz ur a straight talker. ;-)
Is that you Jim?
jim is such a natural
I hear Betsy DeVos is starting new degrees called flipping burgers.
Those flipping bloody burgers.
A classic. So Sad but True . America , I understand you ?
Are We In The Age Of Unenlightenment?
How the f*** should I know!!?
Holy shit a unbiased talk show?? Never thought I'd like you more then I do right now Jim
that stupid face he does, cracks me up every time mate
Keep this show going until Jim dies from cirrhosis - please! It's possibly the best thing CC has ever brought us.
I got an ad for assistance paying off student loans... the future looks bright
unlike other form of debt - no one can repossess your college diploma if you are unable to pay your debt
we should, but the last one forgot switching the light off.
catch Donald Jr give a facepalm face(but without the palm) after his father said that... 2:30
Idiocracy was a prophetic movie
Exactly
He's actually fucking killing it
I don't know rooms with puppies and colouring books sounds pretty amazing...
Kim jon un part OMG I 😂
OMG , John Oliver and Stephen Colbert... now we have Jefferies too. !!!
C'mon, who wouldn't want a room full of puppies and colouring books?
"Ignorance is strength"...
George Orwell.
Roger Diogo Ignorance is bliss?
Wouldn’t you have to have knowledge in order to make a comparison?
Me. Just now
Jim Jefferies is a real one
The fact that capable people are not able to get affordable higher education or even DECENT education in general in the USA is absolutely painful to see. Especially since the US is still a cultural powerhouse... I live in Belgium and study as an engineer. My parents pay less than 1000 dollars for me to go to the uni (alcohol not included). It's ridiculous if you ask me
A room full of puppies sounds really fun
good job jimbo
two years later i can confirm.... we do.
He has brought comedy in comedy central
Me no needs edumacation.
Me has god. Me has guns. Me has greed. Me has Fox.
Me Republican.
Stikibits You're not fooling anyone. You used too many syllables.
You have goat on your side
This kind of sentiment is why Trump won lol
True.
goodspeed to you and thank you for the lol
It's like watching The Daily Show with some Last Week Tonight thrown in for good measure, but that humor is very distinctly 'Jim Jefferies'. Should be interesting to see what direction this show would take.
Here I am trying to remember politicians from my country who are at least high school graduate 🤦♀️
LOL, Just imagining Taylor Swift as president...
We are living in a bright-lit Dark Age.
Also, in a disposable society, very few people have basic skills to repair household items. Just a thought.
i would vote for you
"...where everyone gets a trophy and nobody feels bad about themselves."
welcome to Japan :)
There's beer in that mug.
Jim ...i vote you
Jim Jefferies is DEATHLY scared of bananas. Now you know.
point exactly, we don't get rewarded for wanting an education we got stuck with a bill that will take a lifetime to pay off, and not even get the job we wanted, college graduates work in McDonald or something after 4 years and 200k theirs nothing to show for all the time and effort spent.
This guy is hilarious
Lol
this guys spiting truth how rare
shadowlord141 Hes spitting drunked spittle, thats for sure
Education and school are two different things
Yes.
Long Live Red Solo Cups!!!
Universities cost a lot of money, and tie up students for years when they could be learning and making money for a down payment on a house (if they could get one anyway) instead, it's debt and the impoverishment from years of no income. I didn't make anything with a law degree.
You're absolutely right that we are in an age of unenlightenment. People do not value knowledge, experience, skill, ability, or these other positive qualities that help the world. You're dead wrong about education not leading to skills or any of the other positive things you listed. Education words as advertised. It teaches you many things and you gain knowledge and skills through it. The acquisition of knowledge itself is beneficial to people. Even if you learn something you don't think you will use directly, you're learning how to use your brain and you make it stronger. The gaining of knowledge leads to people becoming better and more logical and more able to make good decisions. I've directly benefited from this in my own life. Education and knowledge has made things so much better for me. Of course, I used it correctly as well. So I can definitely say that you're wrong on this one.
"Idiocracy" is looking more real than ever.
If we are going to live in Idiocarcy, can we at least get Terry Crews as president?
I don't think college has a negative effect, but i do believe that for the most part it has become a bit obsolete. Now the internet is available to almost everyone, the information is out their. People just have to search for it.
Jefferies is da man!
A bad blood vessel in her udder and I got your strawberry milk right here!
To be fair about the college statistics, some of those people could mean not about the education, but about the dept it brings on students. But yeah that statistic still isn't good.
Not against knowledge. Against student loans and corruption in academia
It always was hard to scramble upon but nowadays you uncover it just after getting higher degree. But you have the higher degree at least. It is not a magic wand but a tool, which could be handy… and could not be as well :^)
is a college degree a degree of separation from reality
When they say that high school has a negative effect i think they just mean it's not doing a good job of educating, not that education itself is a problem. I partially disagree with this statement.
I know full well why so many people look down upon rich kids going to college and thinking they know better than anyone else. Still, dismissing proper high knowledge is very bad. College isn't about a piece of paper, it's about conducting research and learn from others.
Hell, I am studying my ass off to get a partial government support because I believe it's worth learning from them. It's not about being smarter, but gaining specialized knowledge about a certain area.
Where is the pint of beer?
Things are so fucked here in America, that foreigners on comedy shows are being sent in to capitalize, and make us laugh while it all burns.
Noah, Oliver and now Jeffries.
At least I'm enjoying the decline.
You said things so fucked in America. I`m from Russia but the topic is close to me. I see it like an international one.
Alexander I. We're basically fellow countrymen now! Haha.
JASON HATES THE JEWWS
Alexander's right, it's an international crisis now.
XHellXGeistX get the big picture...its a small world. quit bitching about foreigners. The best highly skilled doctors arent even American...its true but if you were given a zero chance here in America regarding terminal illness but God blessed you through a foreign doctor to save youre shitty ignorant life, youd count your lucky stars my friend... unite not devide. Id prefer Jigsaw as POTUS overthis thin skinned fake news crybaby.
College / university should be just like trade schools, teach undergraduate courses that directly relate to a job. I know philosophy is a traditional university course, but it seems philosophical subjects and the arts are attracting way too many students, getting qualifications that contribute to socially divisive indoctrination or are just plain unemployable. Science, Maths, Languages, Business, Teaching, Computers, Engineering - that's what college / uni should be about.
What is the percentage of liberal professors to conservative professors in the US?
Is that Bill burr in the thumbnail??
The idea of safe spaces is not for people to never get hurt, it's to guarantee safety of people in marginalized groups who get targeted for who they are. At least, that's how I've always viewed it.
Jim Jeffries for President would be 10x better than our current one!
Mark West billion!!!
That's not a high bar. My cat would at least be 2x better than the current president. 3x times when she's awake.
if any of those 7% are reading ,, just to clear it up
brown cow dont give choclate milks its just a name of indian superhero much like the black panther