How To Beat The PSYCHOTIC CLOWN in "Stitches"

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  • @ar6b
    @ar6b ปีที่แล้ว +1564

    Have a damn good day! (Louder than everyone else)

    • @HowToBeatYT
      @HowToBeatYT  ปีที่แล้ว +223

      you too.

    • @sello8526
      @sello8526 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@HowToBeatYT You too.

    • @KnobCreek33
      @KnobCreek33 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You foo

    • @cameronhoskins9643
      @cameronhoskins9643 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@HowToBeatYThi big big fan watch all your videos, I have a movie u can do London has fallen it’s a great movie

    • @kevinmedina6104
      @kevinmedina6104 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That one is a good movie

  • @TitusRedwind
    @TitusRedwind ปีที่แล้ว +2126

    I feel bad for Stitches to be honest. Those kids were so mean to him for no reason. He was just trying to entertain them and they straight up assaulted him.

    • @hayazrik8112
      @hayazrik8112 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      The did just assault him thr straight up killed him
      The deserved the punishment

    • @NoThankYou_1
      @NoThankYou_1 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i agree

    • @Leo_zard
      @Leo_zard ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I feel bad but, yeah I agree 😅

    • @LAZZYISCOOL
      @LAZZYISCOOL ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The events are place in Ireland so I’m not sleeping tonight

    • @turtle_demigod
      @turtle_demigod ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I feel bad for him to but I wouldn't blame the kids for this, you should be blaming the mom for hiring a clown for a kid clearly too old. I'm surprised she wasn't shown as the first dead or something since she too treated him poorly.

  • @WaitinInAmber
    @WaitinInAmber ปีที่แล้ว +750

    10:34 These Clown Eggs are how clowns keep record the makeup look for each individual clown. Each clown has a different makeup look and to ensure no two clowns have the same makeup, professional clowns paint an egg with their clown makeup and send that in (there’s a registry somewhere, but I can’t remember where).

    • @OneLilSpark
      @OneLilSpark ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I was going to comment cuz i have multiple friends who are professional clowns and they all have their egg in the archive.other fun clown fact: every clowns "birthday" is the first of may

    • @Terminator_AC130
      @Terminator_AC130 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@OneLilSpark thx for the info

    • @blake5208
      @blake5208 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That is what they want you to think 😏

    • @CrunchSolos
      @CrunchSolos ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@OneLilSpark professional clowns.. just call them experienced u could of worded that better not gonna lie

    • @wunziedinoxxx
      @wunziedinoxxx ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@CrunchSolos professional implies its a pretty much full time job

  • @bmccay6999
    @bmccay6999 ปีที่แล้ว +1251

    Weird movie idea: A comedy with a similar opening to this movie, then the protagonist gets all paraniod, sets traps, stocks weapons, etcetera throughout the duration.
    In the end it turns out the undead clown's here to literally finish his act, and it fades to black as the zombie clown finishes a normal magic trick.

    • @SennaHawx
      @SennaHawx ปีที่แล้ว +242

      Zombie Clown: "Was this your card?"
      "No. Man. You came back from the dead and you still suck."

    • @bmccay6999
      @bmccay6999 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Zombie clown: Didn't get much practice. I wanted to put this behind me but noooo, "A clown must finish their act". (Grumbles as credits roll)

    • @VampBatSystem
      @VampBatSystem ปีที่แล้ว +44

      You know what they say "The show must go on"

    • @blessedandbiwithahintofmagic
      @blessedandbiwithahintofmagic ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I feel the clown could have chosen to just finish the magic act - he could have just put on a normal magic show, if he had the will enough to break the curse. It's probably that, as he died from a violent action, the curse wants him to get violent, but he could have just done a normal act to complete the ritual and allow him to ascend to the next world. He was probably too traumatized by life, and his own anger to have the will to break that part of the curse and allow a loop-hole, though.

    • @bmccay6999
      @bmccay6999 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@blessedandbiwithahintofmagic Perhaps. Or, well... He was about to stab the kid before he died, so maybe the curse just brought him back as he was. He wasn't supposed to go on a murderous rampage, and if it weren't for his own vengefulness he wouldn't have.
      Might be a fun plot twist in a sequel if it turns out the only way he can actually move on is by putting his vengefulness behind him and just putting on a show.

  • @thelordofthelostbraincells
    @thelordofthelostbraincells ปีที่แล้ว +2757

    I feel bad for the clown, he was just trying to do his job, and died for his trouble

    • @Reserekt123
      @Reserekt123 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      I know those kids don’t have respect for hustle.

    • @spicytrashpanda
      @spicytrashpanda ปีที่แล้ว +97

      He's a clown, they recognized his inherent evil and did what was needed. Haven't you seen It?

    • @thelordofthelostbraincells
      @thelordofthelostbraincells ปีที่แล้ว +336

      @@spicytrashpanda they murdered him in the beginning. They caused all this

    • @rollingwithmoore
      @rollingwithmoore ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Reserekt123hatever happens to these kids is whatever happens

    • @jonmendelson1104
      @jonmendelson1104 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@thelordofthelostbraincells Nah, it was manslaughter not murder.

  • @RanMouri82
    @RanMouri82 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    As badly as I feel for Stitches, Tommy did nothing but act bored, and rightly so since the clown's performance was not so hot. Tommy's bratty friends bullied the clown, and even then, the death was an accident. Heck, I blame Tommy's mom for leaving the dishwasher open with knives sticking out.

    • @rowanbelt3612
      @rowanbelt3612 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Tommy threw the ball at his face though

    • @Yesunfortunately-r1x
      @Yesunfortunately-r1x ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah but like, I don't think I would be too reasonable with the idiot kids that caused my death by being idiots accident or not

    • @ShaggyDabbyDank
      @ShaggyDabbyDank ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tommy is the one who did the killshot.

    • @tysheenareed3821
      @tysheenareed3821 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Stop taking the killers side it’s Tommy’s mom fault for the knives true and tommy was bored as he explained it wasn’t so hot

    • @helIooooooooooooo
      @helIooooooooooooo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      for real, also who loads a dishwasher with the knives sticking straight up?? blade first, especially?

  • @greggleblom
    @greggleblom ปีที่แล้ว +708

    so, the eggs are actually a real clown thing. Real life clowns are registered, they paint their face makeup onto an egg and it is stored along with the others as a way of "copyrighting" their look so that others cannot replicate it and pretend to be them. I know this because of a very silly comic about clowns chasing around the Joker mocking him for not having an egg, and thus not being a real clown.

    • @WoahItsWoozy
      @WoahItsWoozy ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Learned this from west of loathing with the demon clowns

    • @kamikeserpentail3778
      @kamikeserpentail3778 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Well that's my strange but true fact for the day.
      Very interesting.

    • @rizkiramadhan9266
      @rizkiramadhan9266 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maybe only in America, idk about clowns here

    • @ErinKTheWriter
      @ErinKTheWriter ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's freaking gold lol

    • @cj13rules
      @cj13rules ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what comic name

  • @mas8705
    @mas8705 ปีที่แล้ว +1109

    I love this channel. It can make a dark comedy about a clown coming back from the dead sound just as terrifying as having Hannibal Lecter plotting your demise.

    • @EarthIsAMatriarchy
      @EarthIsAMatriarchy ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I love your videos so much they are so amazing 😄😄

    • @Idkidk-dj8jd
      @Idkidk-dj8jd 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      💀

  • @MontycelA
    @MontycelA ปีที่แล้ว +333

    I feel bad for clowns, they got their reputation ruined by John and now they’ve lost all the credibility that they used to have. Clowns deserve more respect than they get, the opening scene makes me sad :(

    • @lazarus8018
      @lazarus8018 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      John?

    • @lucasf6946
      @lucasf6946 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@lazarus8018 John Wayne Gacy probably

    • @boltthunder2061
      @boltthunder2061 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      dont forget about the people that dressed up as clowns solely to scare people out of their pants and sometimes assault them

    • @coultersheppard2052
      @coultersheppard2052 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@boltthunder2061 But mostly just John Wayne Gacy. Rapes and murders little boys, and cozied up to some big city's political machine. Murder, rapist, political activist. Honestly couldn't be much worse.

    • @housewilma4904
      @housewilma4904 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i mean the joker movie brought back some more respect to them by showing joker toke there face not as a sign of fear but because they were also people who got shitte on the most the "clowns in this divine comedy".

  • @meep_cubed170
    @meep_cubed170 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The clown god is most likely Momus, a Greek god of sarcasm, wit, and humor. He got kicked off Mount Olympus for mocking Zeus, and later became a character in French theater similar to the harlequin

  • @idulus
    @idulus ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Honestly, calling the police and telling them, that guy dressed as a clown just murdered several teenagers would be enough to get them to help. Even if they initially couldnt kill the clown, they would probably call in reinforcements and no matter how invincible he is, enough police officers firing and hacking at him would eventually incapacitate Stitches.

    • @housewilma4904
      @housewilma4904 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      it reminds me of that seen in VR duck hunt where the protag does just that and the digital dog demon is just LIT UP from a heavy machine on a police helicopter above for SEVERAL MINUTES STRAIGHT and even though it wasnt "dead" that thing didnt move again.

  • @spoobini
    @spoobini ปีที่แล้ว +149

    "he recalls how to open a jar" now that had ME in stitches

    • @BorBird
      @BorBird ปีที่แล้ว +1

      29:10

  • @sarahr9894
    @sarahr9894 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    "They're performing a ritual to the clown god" okay I already know this movie's going to be great 😂

    • @CausticPyro
      @CausticPyro ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Actually speaking straight to the honkmother

    • @MontycelA
      @MontycelA ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CausticPyro *your mother

    • @CausticPyro
      @CausticPyro ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MontycelA you believe me a descendant of the honkmother? That's nice but I'm definitely not that special.

    • @ErinKTheWriter
      @ErinKTheWriter ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is great is great

    • @ChelseaSummerford
      @ChelseaSummerford 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😭😁❤️

  • @fizalex6612
    @fizalex6612 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Fun fact, the anti anxiety medication in this movie is a reference to nightmare on elm Street, in that movie hypnocil is a drug that the adults give the kids to stop them from dreaming.

    • @Mitsuko174
      @Mitsuko174 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Nightmare on elm Street is a good movie too 😊

  • @sakuragirl1102
    @sakuragirl1102 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I love how creative the kills are, and how some of them are based on magic tricks

  • @VortexTraveller
    @VortexTraveller ปีที่แล้ว +294

    I recognise Tommy as the same actor who played "Luke" in the Doctor Who spin off show Sarah Jane Adventures. One episode even included an evil clown. So if I had a nickel for everytime he played a character opposite a creepy supernatural clown, I'd have two nickels, which isn't much but weird that it happened twice.

    • @lukesamuel4513
      @lukesamuel4513 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The memories cbbc days rip Sarah Jane

  • @broma3974
    @broma3974 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    That backstory had me rooting for the clown

    • @Warnoob154
      @Warnoob154 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Fr ✋😭

    • @Idkidk-dj8jd
      @Idkidk-dj8jd 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Fr tho lol

  • @gkwetmore
    @gkwetmore ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Re: Eggs. In Terry Pratchett's 'Men at Arms, the clowns would paint their individual eggs to be a facsimile of their greasepaint face designs that made them clowns. Each design was -unique- making the eggs act as an archaic form of copy-protection so that each clown was one of a kind. And as always, Awesome job!

  • @plushtrapthebunny8356
    @plushtrapthebunny8356 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Stitches didn't deserve his fate

    • @benf6822
      @benf6822 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Agreed. Poor Stitches.

    • @ComputerVHS
      @ComputerVHS ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@benf6822 Rip bozo

    • @aziatouchsilent8507
      @aziatouchsilent8507 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr doe
      The kids deserved what was coming for them

    • @Etherealzyo
      @Etherealzyo ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fr

    • @ttack_And_Snack
      @ttack_And_Snack 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The prime example of being a antagonist but not the villain

  • @TheDarkLink7
    @TheDarkLink7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Dead Meat did a kill count of the movie. Apparently it's one of them low budget movies that has a lot of charm to it.

  • @cameronpatterson5975
    @cameronpatterson5975 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Stitches is one of those films that should work but it does and comedian ross noble does a grand job at this film.

  • @justsomerandomguy6562
    @justsomerandomguy6562 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    “These kids are having the time of their lives”
    Ah yes. One of those statements that in any other situation is entirely benign. When Cinema Summary says it though, it feels like anything but

  • @Noa1024
    @Noa1024 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how to beat channel. It is so clear, not too long to get to the point and always gives a nice laugh here and then.

  • @spoobini
    @spoobini ปีที่แล้ว +120

    It technically says Stitches has to finish the party right? I would pour him some shots, Stitches just needs to let loose a little

  • @jeremysiron9622
    @jeremysiron9622 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I can’t decide whether it would be good to be with this dude in a dangerous situation or bad, I don’t know whether he would want to work with me or use me as a human shield……I love this channel….. sorry I don’t know his name, I need to learn that he’s great at these videos

    • @bmccay6999
      @bmccay6999 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He'd prolly keep you alive if it suits him, but once he needs a meatsheild well... Sux 2 b u.

    • @goatmom2980
      @goatmom2980 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You should be fine as long as you serve him some purpose (or really good at lying about it).

    • @bmccay6999
      @bmccay6999 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@goatmom2980 Unless you're better served as a meatsheild.

    • @goatmom2980
      @goatmom2980 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bmccay6999 fair.

    • @jeremysiron9622
      @jeremysiron9622 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bmccay6999 yeah, I might take him out first actually just to avoid any complications and then explain to the group that he makes “how to beat“ videos on the Internet, and that he’s likely to take out anyone in the group without any notice since he has sociopathic tendencies when it comes to self preservation…..if I had Internet access, I would show some of these videos to the group just to show his decision making process and that nobody is safe when he’s around…..

  • @ashleysanden9049
    @ashleysanden9049 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is one of my favorite campy horror movies. I love the "human balloon animal" 😂

  • @VictorVlogz
    @VictorVlogz ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "okay tommy here knows that he's cursed out a dead clown come back from the grave to seek vengeance after dying a death by knife to the face" What a sentence XD

  • @GlitxhyPanda
    @GlitxhyPanda ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Did the knife get into the clown's eye?
    If so that's some nice foreshadowing, with the clown car missing a headlight

    • @trinityfarm9876
      @trinityfarm9876 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yes it did go through his eye

    • @Someguy7291y
      @Someguy7291y ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same headlight/eye too

    • @Hatton_3263
      @Hatton_3263 ปีที่แล้ว

      The knife was in his eye in the beginning dummy😎

    • @GlitxhyPanda
      @GlitxhyPanda ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Hatton_3263 No?

    • @Azureitsu
      @Azureitsu ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice observation and detail there.

  • @aliceboney1002
    @aliceboney1002 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Please keep making these quality videos. I’ll literally never get sick of it! Always looking forward to the next video 😊

  • @SakuraLuckyStar
    @SakuraLuckyStar ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The scenario could have been avoided if the parents checked the clowns ratings
    And he could have done a slightly better performance, like instead of saying "who wants a balloon animal? Sorry I can only make dogs"
    He could of said "Who wants a balloon dog?"

  • @blaiser190
    @blaiser190 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    How to Survive Stitches
    Don't hire a clown for a kid's birthday.
    The End.

    • @aziatouchsilent8507
      @aziatouchsilent8507 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or; dont raise kids that tries to make everyone's life or job harder

  • @melissatiger
    @melissatiger ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Fun fact is each clown registers their official look to Clowns International. They do this by putting their individual look on an egg. It's called the clown egg register.

  • @philbateman1989
    @philbateman1989 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Lol Ross Noble (the guy who plays the clown) is a super popular comedian here in the UK. He was perfect for that role XD

    • @keithpanton7486
      @keithpanton7486 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also circus skills trained, as he started out as a street performer.

  • @starkiller6217
    @starkiller6217 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Sometimes these videos are better than the movies themselves

    • @Lunaxpie
      @Lunaxpie 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You mean ALL THE TIME

  • @AzidStorm
    @AzidStorm ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love watching these in the background because I’ll tune out while he’s talking about the guy getting bullied then I’ll tune back in to him talking about how to create an explosive using household supplies

  • @Lutherstrode17492
    @Lutherstrode17492 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Actually I think Stitches is a revenant. Revenants are reanimated corpses that have supernatural powers.

    • @Invinci445
      @Invinci445 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep

    • @housewilma4904
      @housewilma4904 ปีที่แล้ว

      also they are asscioated with VENGANCE of the slain making them rise that way.
      its basically the western name for what GRUDGE and THE RING like spirits resurected threw vengancee with vast supernatural power.

  • @kameillakittycat
    @kameillakittycat ปีที่แล้ว +3

    500IQ would for Tommy to become a clown himself and get his own egg voiding out the curse due to clown-on-clown violence.

  • @HolyKQ
    @HolyKQ ปีที่แล้ว +322

    We all know the killers are doomed when they see Cinema Summary.

    • @kingshadow8782
      @kingshadow8782 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😆

    • @miceltusav88
      @miceltusav88 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's your biggest mistake, and it's going to get you killed. Assuming they don't have plans to escape, and will die easily is the mistake of a victim

    • @chai8910
      @chai8910 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fax

    • @needlespoon4734
      @needlespoon4734 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is not called cinema summary anymore

    • @ThisAintGood.
      @ThisAintGood. ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When How To Beat shows up, existing is your biggest mistake

  • @clivejoposh6138
    @clivejoposh6138 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As a Irish man I can tell you from experience, this is how clowns act at parties

  • @nathanwells7492
    @nathanwells7492 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Who’s day become instantly better when our GOAT cinema summary uploads?
    Have a damn good day!

  • @ryebreadthebread
    @ryebreadthebread ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Best way to beat stitches is just simply don’t hire a birthday clown in the first place

    • @zerointerest9297
      @zerointerest9297 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Birthday clowns are overrated fr

    • @plushtrapthebunny8356
      @plushtrapthebunny8356 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Or ya know don't accidentally cause there death

    • @colboy1fish
      @colboy1fish ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of my best childhood memories was of this birthday clown absolutly making my day tough. Loved every moment of it.

  • @Zeion97
    @Zeion97 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dang, We knew the price to be risen as a immortal would be expensive but never expected it to be as expansive as a egg! Also, another great video as usual! Keep up the amazing work.

  • @didikamenick7155
    @didikamenick7155 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Stitches actually seems similar to a revenant, cursed with undeath for his regrets and unfinished business

  • @roweproductions9424
    @roweproductions9424 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Ross Noble being a killer clown?! Gotta watch this now! 🙂👏🏻👏🏻

  • @charlotteedits8705
    @charlotteedits8705 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The kids picking on him in the start hurt my soul! Yeah he probably should of been more enthusiastic but it’s kind of sad.

    • @azulathesunmoonsimp8939
      @azulathesunmoonsimp8939 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don’t think he was meant to be a enthusiastic clown variant, more like a sad clown considering his makeup. Sad clown acts are purposely terrible, that’s the point of a sad clown. It definitely doesn’t justify how he was treated, very much on his side here- but maybe they could have added like- a clown-type explanation for the viewer, like a site or something like that where Stitches was hired. That would be quite nice, and helpful to explain why his act was so.. as much as I don’t want to say it- bad.

    • @charlotteedits8705
      @charlotteedits8705 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@azulathesunmoonsimp8939 yeah true!

  • @Issacforlife
    @Issacforlife ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i watched this movie a few years back and seeing it now being talked about brings back memories lol.

  • @keithdrummond1003
    @keithdrummond1003 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I really enjoyed this movie.
    I cheered for a heroic clown
    to avenge himself on nasty, little monsters.

  • @robinvanwynsberghe3222
    @robinvanwynsberghe3222 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    They are drunk, and you say 'lets think of a good strat to take down a demon clown..'😂

  • @TheBibleGuy1991
    @TheBibleGuy1991 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I’m only ten minutes in and I already want to watch this movie but come on let’s be honest we have howtobeat explaining the movie for us and I swear that’s gotta be better then watching the movie right?

    • @sketchy5694
      @sketchy5694 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well...."if it beats" not being confused about story plot lines anymore then yes we have How to beat channel thankfully for that reason

  • @der_einzig_wahre_MaxMustermann
    @der_einzig_wahre_MaxMustermann ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Show some love guys. This man's a legend

  • @padredelaverde
    @padredelaverde ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He's a bad egg. This movie had me in stitches.

  • @beebo6370
    @beebo6370 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "If it were me, I'd hit the mystery box to get a raygun and blast stitches in a black hole while I simultaneously summon the kraken to fight God and end the universe so that I win"

  • @joshuad3507
    @joshuad3507 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hearing someone not from Ireland try to pronounce Enniskerry is something I didn't know I needed

  • @Thorax7x686
    @Thorax7x686 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I've been waiting for this ! Thank you so much
    HAVE A DAMN GOOD DAY AND CONTINUE BEING GREAT

  • @albertmotbey1128
    @albertmotbey1128 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Watched this movie purely because of Ross Noble the comedian playing the clown. Surprisingly good movie. If you haven't seen any of Ross's comedy work, go watch him!

  • @horrorforyourthoughts
    @horrorforyourthoughts ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ive watched this movie about 20 times cant wait to watch this video.

  • @lindseypoore2694
    @lindseypoore2694 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The egg is how real life professional clowns "trademark" their makeup.

  • @beinballerz_609
    @beinballerz_609 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love clowns for some reason they are just the best

  • @IlovemypookieXanderrr
    @IlovemypookieXanderrr ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I Love this channel and i'll bing watch these even the ones i've already watched

  • @oliverdaraszkiewicz
    @oliverdaraszkiewicz ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Man i feel bad for the clown 😂

  • @hilariousskullnamedcatzo647
    @hilariousskullnamedcatzo647 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    17:58 the rabbit looks so traumatized after seeing a teenagers stomach for 0.1 seconds

  • @frorstzeice3940
    @frorstzeice3940 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Clown : im going to finish my show
    How to beat : Containemend is necesscary

  • @gtbjay60
    @gtbjay60 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Being chased by a evil clown (that he killed) while high af sounds like an interesting horror movie concept

  • @jadetea5834
    @jadetea5834 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how much research you did for this video.

  • @SuitorASMR
    @SuitorASMR ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I would LOVE to watch a Horror Slasher where they cut up the undying villain into different cages or something at the end
    that would be so bad ass

  • @playkiddsinny1282
    @playkiddsinny1282 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My man stiches was trying to do his job for some pyico kids

  • @Lutherstrode17492
    @Lutherstrode17492 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Do “how to beat the insane 80s yuppie in American Psycho”

  • @CC-GOKU-ANZ
    @CC-GOKU-ANZ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How to beat these types of movies......... MAKE SURE THIS GUYS ON MY TEAM LIKE Damn YOUR SMART plus have a damn good day

  • @jackies_gacha_studio
    @jackies_gacha_studio ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Use the Celtic shields, and literally all the other religious symbols, eventually, one should work against the demon, salt, hamsas, shields, eggs, sage, all of it.

  • @themadhacker9376
    @themadhacker9376 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    so...the egg is interesting, when a clown "graduates" they have to register their unique makeup with a "clown egg"

  • @iniratagen9740
    @iniratagen9740 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Imagine inviting one person to your house for movies and beer, only for them to show up with 29 other people

  • @glasseswearer753
    @glasseswearer753 ปีที่แล้ว

    28:00 this is the first time I’ve ever heard of real world vampire hunters. You learn something new everyday

  • @unrealtiny
    @unrealtiny ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Well, at least this shows a lesson “Snitches get Stitches”

  • @Dysonnnn135
    @Dysonnnn135 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This guy posts faster then i wake up in the morning.

  • @jeremysiron9622
    @jeremysiron9622 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Reggie went outside to have a cigarette, but that was his biggest mistake“…
    I feel you Reggie that was one of the biggest mistakes of my life also

    • @Invinci445
      @Invinci445 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His names Richie

    • @Reezy_000
      @Reezy_000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Invinci445 🤓

    • @Invinci445
      @Invinci445 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Reezy_000 I know what you are but what am I?

  • @FingerSkateNate
    @FingerSkateNate ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sometimes im glad that he blurs injuries sometimes im mad. Man am i glad that he blured the injuries in this one

  • @IrishSturmtruppenGodBlessUSA
    @IrishSturmtruppenGodBlessUSA ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Also somehow you make the scariest movies less scarey, thanks

  • @AluniGaming
    @AluniGaming ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A way to not have Stitches come after you? Not raise Shits for kids.
    I'm a Mother of 4 and my children would lose any and all privileges if I ever found them treat someone like those kids did to Stitches.
    I honestly felt bad for the man. He was just trying to do a job that he truly once did enjoy, only to be k*lled by a bunch of Brats.

  • @damaniproctor3901
    @damaniproctor3901 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Well, the drinking age is a lot Laura and Ireland. Having an Irish friend helps with that, anyway, if there is a curse going on, he could easily go to any number of Celtic sources, library, or Covid or any other place to get that information, it’s a lot of supernatural stuff and people. about it at least the older folk. The other things can possibly be hitting this if you don’t know much about your opponent and you’ll end up fumbling through it like this kid dead. The funny thing over here on this side of the pond is if you’re too smart of a kid and you start asking things of the adults really don’t wanna be bothered with you and I kind of blew you off. But plain, a sympathy card may actually get you some access to stuff.

  • @ErinKTheWriter
    @ErinKTheWriter ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh, my gods, hidden memory unlocked lol my friends and I watched this movie at a sleepover in high school. I think we switched to a different movie is it wasn't scary.

  • @jasonback9622
    @jasonback9622 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My mom’s friend is stitches in this movie and there is a new movie coming out soon called Mean One with a killer grinch.

    • @azulathesunmoonsimp8939
      @azulathesunmoonsimp8939 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your moms friend is a famous comedian? Also that movie just sounds so. Yes. I need to watch that during December whenever it comes out.

  • @kringlesparkly6244
    @kringlesparkly6244 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man found it critical to mention the missed basketball shot😂😂

  • @BobaTEA-o7r
    @BobaTEA-o7r ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My opinion is that who places a knife facing upwards in the dish washer open? The mom really killed him because she left the washer wide open and exposed. That's dangerous, and anyone could have died

  • @judgewilson2410
    @judgewilson2410 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He’s not a demon he’s a revenant

  • @That0n3Sang
    @That0n3Sang ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Also i love your videos but not all of them because some of them gave me nightmares like ''how to beat evil mom in babadook'' that one made me check my closets every day and every room

  • @Massenmord420
    @Massenmord420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:25 Snap back to Reality oops there goes gravity😂

  • @Robyn2208
    @Robyn2208 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bruh I thought he said the kid was ancient but he was just anxious

  • @ChEeSe12316
    @ChEeSe12316 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If there was a killer clown coming to get me I would call a regular clown to fight it

  • @elricengquist9989
    @elricengquist9989 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Honestly i would ask the other clowns how to appease Stiches 's soul. They might not answer or help, but most of all if it was a accident an children involved they might aid out of sympathy.

  • @MrFoFlat
    @MrFoFlat ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ngl for a unknown horror movie it sure is creative. This is probably the first horror movie in a while that I’ve seen that has creative kills😂

  • @lewisgregory1996
    @lewisgregory1996 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Honestly, I watch this videos strictly for a summary of the movie

  • @scarletaria
    @scarletaria ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I could've sworn when I saw the title that this was that movie about the dude that put on a clown costume and then couldn't get it off.

    • @rdp16rulez
      @rdp16rulez ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That movie is just called Clown. Excellent movie btw. The director made a fake trailer and put "produced by Eli Roth" in it as a goof. The trailer made it's way to Roth himself who liked the idea so much he actually produced the final film.

  • @mcbr5663
    @mcbr5663 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this channel can make every trash film look like a scientific text

  • @Sooshiiii
    @Sooshiiii ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel the same comment bellow me I felt so bad he was just trying to make them laugh he was trying his best 😭😭

  • @bryanmikulin46
    @bryanmikulin46 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Only time I’ve ever wanted the bad guys to win 😩

  • @Allie_xoxo999
    @Allie_xoxo999 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love how he blurs out all the gore so we can watch it and not get grossed out

  • @moodycowcrafts4862
    @moodycowcrafts4862 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Stitches doesn’t look like he was following the clown code :/
    I did not expect to recognise Ross noble in this XD

  • @LAZZYISCOOL
    @LAZZYISCOOL ปีที่แล้ว +1

    21:20 mmmmm a Stich smoothie😂

  • @joaquinkartwarrior1826
    @joaquinkartwarrior1826 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy will survive any apocalypse

  • @wizardmari3497
    @wizardmari3497 ปีที่แล้ว

    I seen a lil of this when I was lil that umbrella scene scarred me for life