How To Beat The PSYCHOTIC CLOWN in "Stitches"
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- If you were haunted by a killer clown that was out for blood, what would you do?
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I feel bad for Stitches to be honest. Those kids were so mean to him for no reason. He was just trying to entertain them and they straight up assaulted him.
The did just assault him thr straight up killed him
The deserved the punishment
i agree
I feel bad but, yeah I agree 😅
The events are place in Ireland so I’m not sleeping tonight
I feel bad for him to but I wouldn't blame the kids for this, you should be blaming the mom for hiring a clown for a kid clearly too old. I'm surprised she wasn't shown as the first dead or something since she too treated him poorly.
I feel bad for the clown, he was just trying to do his job, and died for his trouble
I know those kids don’t have respect for hustle.
He's a clown, they recognized his inherent evil and did what was needed. Haven't you seen It?
@@spicytrashpanda they murdered him in the beginning. They caused all this
@@Reserekt123hatever happens to these kids is whatever happens
@@thelordofthelostbraincells Nah, it was manslaughter not murder.
Weird movie idea: A comedy with a similar opening to this movie, then the protagonist gets all paraniod, sets traps, stocks weapons, etcetera throughout the duration.
In the end it turns out the undead clown's here to literally finish his act, and it fades to black as the zombie clown finishes a normal magic trick.
Zombie Clown: "Was this your card?"
"No. Man. You came back from the dead and you still suck."
Zombie clown: Didn't get much practice. I wanted to put this behind me but noooo, "A clown must finish their act". (Grumbles as credits roll)
You know what they say "The show must go on"
I feel the clown could have chosen to just finish the magic act - he could have just put on a normal magic show, if he had the will enough to break the curse. It's probably that, as he died from a violent action, the curse wants him to get violent, but he could have just done a normal act to complete the ritual and allow him to ascend to the next world. He was probably too traumatized by life, and his own anger to have the will to break that part of the curse and allow a loop-hole, though.
@@blessedandbiwithahintofmagic Perhaps. Or, well... He was about to stab the kid before he died, so maybe the curse just brought him back as he was. He wasn't supposed to go on a murderous rampage, and if it weren't for his own vengefulness he wouldn't have.
Might be a fun plot twist in a sequel if it turns out the only way he can actually move on is by putting his vengefulness behind him and just putting on a show.
10:34 These Clown Eggs are how clowns keep record the makeup look for each individual clown. Each clown has a different makeup look and to ensure no two clowns have the same makeup, professional clowns paint an egg with their clown makeup and send that in (there’s a registry somewhere, but I can’t remember where).
I was going to comment cuz i have multiple friends who are professional clowns and they all have their egg in the archive.other fun clown fact: every clowns "birthday" is the first of may
@@DrTimeSCPPsych thx for the info
That is what they want you to think 😏
@@DrTimeSCPPsych professional clowns.. just call them experienced u could of worded that better not gonna lie
@@JustGloryHeaven professional implies its a pretty much full time job
so, the eggs are actually a real clown thing. Real life clowns are registered, they paint their face makeup onto an egg and it is stored along with the others as a way of "copyrighting" their look so that others cannot replicate it and pretend to be them. I know this because of a very silly comic about clowns chasing around the Joker mocking him for not having an egg, and thus not being a real clown.
Learned this from west of loathing with the demon clowns
Well that's my strange but true fact for the day.
Very interesting.
Maybe only in America, idk about clowns here
That's freaking gold lol
what comic name
I love this channel. It can make a dark comedy about a clown coming back from the dead sound just as terrifying as having Hannibal Lecter plotting your demise.
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As badly as I feel for Stitches, Tommy did nothing but act bored, and rightly so since the clown's performance was not so hot. Tommy's bratty friends bullied the clown, and even then, the death was an accident. Heck, I blame Tommy's mom for leaving the dishwasher open with knives sticking out.
Tommy threw the ball at his face though
Yeah but like, I don't think I would be too reasonable with the idiot kids that caused my death by being idiots accident or not
Tommy is the one who did the killshot.
Stop taking the killers side it’s Tommy’s mom fault for the knives true and tommy was bored as he explained it wasn’t so hot
I feel bad for clowns, they got their reputation ruined by John and now they’ve lost all the credibility that they used to have. Clowns deserve more respect than they get, the opening scene makes me sad :(
John?
@@lazarus8018 John Wayne Gacy probably
dont forget about the people that dressed up as clowns solely to scare people out of their pants and sometimes assault them
@@boltthunder2061 But mostly just John Wayne Gacy. Rapes and murders little boys, and cozied up to some big city's political machine. Murder, rapist, political activist. Honestly couldn't be much worse.
i mean the joker movie brought back some more respect to them by showing joker toke there face not as a sign of fear but because they were also people who got shitte on the most the "clowns in this divine comedy".
Stitches didn't deserve his fate
Agreed. Poor Stitches.
@@benf6822 Rip bozo
Fr doe
The kids deserved what was coming for them
Fr
Honestly, calling the police and telling them, that guy dressed as a clown just murdered several teenagers would be enough to get them to help. Even if they initially couldnt kill the clown, they would probably call in reinforcements and no matter how invincible he is, enough police officers firing and hacking at him would eventually incapacitate Stitches.
it reminds me of that seen in VR duck hunt where the protag does just that and the digital dog demon is just LIT UP from a heavy machine on a police helicopter above for SEVERAL MINUTES STRAIGHT and even though it wasnt "dead" that thing didnt move again.
"he recalls how to open a jar" now that had ME in stitches
29:10
That backstory had me rooting for the clown
"They're performing a ritual to the clown god" okay I already know this movie's going to be great 😂
Actually speaking straight to the honkmother
@@CausticPyro *your mother
@@MontycelA you believe me a descendant of the honkmother? That's nice but I'm definitely not that special.
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The clown god is most likely Momus, a Greek god of sarcasm, wit, and humor. He got kicked off Mount Olympus for mocking Zeus, and later became a character in French theater similar to the harlequin
Fun fact, the anti anxiety medication in this movie is a reference to nightmare on elm Street, in that movie hypnocil is a drug that the adults give the kids to stop them from dreaming.
Nightmare on elm Street is a good movie too 😊
I recognise Tommy as the same actor who played "Luke" in the Doctor Who spin off show Sarah Jane Adventures. One episode even included an evil clown. So if I had a nickel for everytime he played a character opposite a creepy supernatural clown, I'd have two nickels, which isn't much but weird that it happened twice.
The memories cbbc days rip Sarah Jane
I love how creative the kills are, and how some of them are based on magic tricks
Dead Meat did a kill count of the movie. Apparently it's one of them low budget movies that has a lot of charm to it.
Re: Eggs. In Terry Pratchett's 'Men at Arms, the clowns would paint their individual eggs to be a facsimile of their greasepaint face designs that made them clowns. Each design was -unique- making the eggs act as an archaic form of copy-protection so that each clown was one of a kind. And as always, Awesome job!
omg I love that book!
Your profile is interesting
It technically says Stitches has to finish the party right? I would pour him some shots, Stitches just needs to let loose a little
lol
Stitches is one of those films that should work but it does and comedian ross noble does a grand job at this film.
How to Survive Stitches
Don't hire a clown for a kid's birthday.
The End.
Or; dont raise kids that tries to make everyone's life or job harder
“These kids are having the time of their lives”
Ah yes. One of those statements that in any other situation is entirely benign. When Cinema Summary says it though, it feels like anything but
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He'd prolly keep you alive if it suits him, but once he needs a meatsheild well... Sux 2 b u.
You should be fine as long as you serve him some purpose (or really good at lying about it).
@@goatmom2980 Unless you're better served as a meatsheild.
@@bmccay6999 fair.
@@bmccay6999 yeah, I might take him out first actually just to avoid any complications and then explain to the group that he makes “how to beat“ videos on the Internet, and that he’s likely to take out anyone in the group without any notice since he has sociopathic tendencies when it comes to self preservation…..if I had Internet access, I would show some of these videos to the group just to show his decision making process and that nobody is safe when he’s around…..
Did the knife get into the clown's eye?
If so that's some nice foreshadowing, with the clown car missing a headlight
Yes it did go through his eye
Same headlight/eye too
The knife was in his eye in the beginning dummy😎
@@Ilikeniya No?
Nice observation and detail there.
The scenario could have been avoided if the parents checked the clowns ratings
And he could have done a slightly better performance, like instead of saying "who wants a balloon animal? Sorry I can only make dogs"
He could of said "Who wants a balloon dog?"
Lol Ross Noble (the guy who plays the clown) is a super popular comedian here in the UK. He was perfect for that role XD
Also circus skills trained, as he started out as a street performer.
"okay tommy here knows that he's cursed out a dead clown come back from the grave to seek vengeance after dying a death by knife to the face" What a sentence XD
Fun fact is each clown registers their official look to Clowns International. They do this by putting their individual look on an egg. It's called the clown egg register.
Sometimes these videos are better than the movies themselves
This is one of my favorite campy horror movies. I love the "human balloon animal" 😂
The kids picking on him in the start hurt my soul! Yeah he probably should of been more enthusiastic but it’s kind of sad.
I don’t think he was meant to be a enthusiastic clown variant, more like a sad clown considering his makeup. Sad clown acts are purposely terrible, that’s the point of a sad clown. It definitely doesn’t justify how he was treated, very much on his side here- but maybe they could have added like- a clown-type explanation for the viewer, like a site or something like that where Stitches was hired. That would be quite nice, and helpful to explain why his act was so.. as much as I don’t want to say it- bad.
@@azulathesunmoonsimp8939 yeah true!
We all know the killers are doomed when they see Cinema Summary.
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That's your biggest mistake, and it's going to get you killed. Assuming they don't have plans to escape, and will die easily is the mistake of a victim
Fax
He is not called cinema summary anymore
When How To Beat shows up, existing is your biggest mistake
Actually I think Stitches is a revenant. Revenants are reanimated corpses that have supernatural powers.
Yep
also they are asscioated with VENGANCE of the slain making them rise that way.
its basically the western name for what GRUDGE and THE RING like spirits resurected threw vengancee with vast supernatural power.
Ross Noble being a killer clown?! Gotta watch this now! 🙂👏🏻👏🏻
Best way to beat stitches is just simply don’t hire a birthday clown in the first place
Birthday clowns are overrated fr
Or ya know don't accidentally cause there death
One of my best childhood memories was of this birthday clown absolutly making my day tough. Loved every moment of it.
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If my kid treated an adult like that they'd never have a birthday present from me again.
As a Irish man I can tell you from experience, this is how clowns act at parties
Please keep making these quality videos. I’ll literally never get sick of it! Always looking forward to the next video 😊
i watched this movie a few years back and seeing it now being talked about brings back memories lol.
Stitches actually seems similar to a revenant, cursed with undeath for his regrets and unfinished business
Man i feel bad for the clown 😂
The egg is how real life professional clowns "trademark" their makeup.
I’m only ten minutes in and I already want to watch this movie but come on let’s be honest we have howtobeat explaining the movie for us and I swear that’s gotta be better then watching the movie right?
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I really enjoyed this movie.
I cheered for a heroic clown
to avenge himself on nasty, little monsters.
17:58 the rabbit looks so traumatized after seeing a teenagers stomach for 0.1 seconds
Show some love guys. This man's a legend
ive watched this movie about 20 times cant wait to watch this video.
I love watching these in the background because I’ll tune out while he’s talking about the guy getting bullied then I’ll tune back in to him talking about how to create an explosive using household supplies
Watched this movie purely because of Ross Noble the comedian playing the clown. Surprisingly good movie. If you haven't seen any of Ross's comedy work, go watch him!
Do “how to beat the insane 80s yuppie in American Psycho”
I love how much research you did for this video.
I love how he blurs out all the gore so we can watch it and not get grossed out
Dang, We knew the price to be risen as a immortal would be expensive but never expected it to be as expansive as a egg! Also, another great video as usual! Keep up the amazing work.
I've been waiting for this ! Thank you so much
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I love these type of channels! I just finished watching a purge video on one of these channels and now I’m going on to this one.
Well, at least this shows a lesson “Snitches get Stitches”
I would LOVE to watch a Horror Slasher where they cut up the undying villain into different cages or something at the end
that would be so bad ass
Well, the drinking age is a lot Laura and Ireland. Having an Irish friend helps with that, anyway, if there is a curse going on, he could easily go to any number of Celtic sources, library, or Covid or any other place to get that information, it’s a lot of supernatural stuff and people. about it at least the older folk. The other things can possibly be hitting this if you don’t know much about your opponent and you’ll end up fumbling through it like this kid dead. The funny thing over here on this side of the pond is if you’re too smart of a kid and you start asking things of the adults really don’t wanna be bothered with you and I kind of blew you off. But plain, a sympathy card may actually get you some access to stuff.
Hearing someone not from Ireland try to pronounce Enniskerry is something I didn't know I needed
He's a bad egg. This movie had me in stitches.
These were hardly punny, pal.
Imagine inviting one person to your house for movies and beer, only for them to show up with 29 other people
Being chased by a evil clown (that he killed) while high af sounds like an interesting horror movie concept
Clown : im going to finish my show
How to beat : Containemend is necesscary
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Also somehow you make the scariest movies less scarey, thanks
My opinion is that who places a knife facing upwards in the dish washer open? The mom really killed him because she left the washer wide open and exposed. That's dangerous, and anyone could have died
movie logic
How to beat these types of movies......... MAKE SURE THIS GUYS ON MY TEAM LIKE Damn YOUR SMART plus have a damn good day
"If it were me, I'd hit the mystery box to get a raygun and blast stitches in a black hole while I simultaneously summon the kraken to fight God and end the universe so that I win"
How tf did you record this without dying of laughter
He’s not a demon he’s a revenant
Also i love your videos but not all of them because some of them gave me nightmares like ''how to beat evil mom in babadook'' that one made me check my closets every day and every room
Sometimes im glad that he blurs injuries sometimes im mad. Man am i glad that he blured the injuries in this one
This guy posts faster then i wake up in the morning.
“Reggie went outside to have a cigarette, but that was his biggest mistake“…
I feel you Reggie that was one of the biggest mistakes of my life also
His names Richie
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@@Reezy_000 I know what you are but what am I?
Omg I forgot about but loved this movie so glad you covered it
I enjoy watching stuff like this
Oh, my gods, hidden memory unlocked lol my friends and I watched this movie at a sleepover in high school. I think we switched to a different movie is it wasn't scary.
I could've sworn when I saw the title that this was that movie about the dude that put on a clown costume and then couldn't get it off.
That movie is just called Clown. Excellent movie btw. The director made a fake trailer and put "produced by Eli Roth" in it as a goof. The trailer made it's way to Roth himself who liked the idea so much he actually produced the final film.
I seen a lil of this when I was lil that umbrella scene scarred me for life
Thank you so much for doing this
Honestly i would ask the other clowns how to appease Stiches 's soul. They might not answer or help, but most of all if it was a accident an children involved they might aid out of sympathy.
it was his 10th birthday, 6 years later he's 16 and asking if his friends wanna come to his house to party and drink beer when the legal drinking age is 18?
Teenagers don’t care about drinking laws
@@Invinci445 for sure
28:00 this is the first time I’ve ever heard of real world vampire hunters. You learn something new everyday
500IQ would for Tommy to become a clown himself and get his own egg voiding out the curse due to clown-on-clown violence.
Bruh I thought he said the kid was ancient but he was just anxious
Stitches doesn’t look like he was following the clown code :/
I did not expect to recognise Ross noble in this XD
My mom’s friend is stitches in this movie and there is a new movie coming out soon called Mean One with a killer grinch.
Your moms friend is a famous comedian? Also that movie just sounds so. Yes. I need to watch that during December whenever it comes out.
I’m not really into clowns but I feel they’re not respected enough and stuff like this makes it harder for them people have it rough and an actual clown just wants to make kids smile
this channel can make every trash film look like a scientific text
NTA, stitches deserved better honestly
Edit: Tommy's bangs are actually bothering me sm, that part where his face isn't covered looks like a triangle.
so...the egg is interesting, when a clown "graduates" they have to register their unique makeup with a "clown egg"
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Only time I’ve ever wanted the bad guys to win 😩
Interestingly there's a killer clown in the game dead by daylight. You should certainly make a video on how to beat every killer in dead by daylight
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