"1dollar.wav" Creepypasta

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  • @lee_dog
    @lee_dog 7 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    how to avoid file creepypasta situations:
    1. take your computer
    2. gently caress it and let it know it's ok
    3. pick it up
    4. violently hurl it at the wall

    • @harrisonballin4268
      @harrisonballin4268 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Howtobasic in a nutshell

    • @thenewstuff3377
      @thenewstuff3377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      5. profit

    • @indrerazas7910
      @indrerazas7910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dempsey Bradshaw can I throw it into a volcano instead?

    • @Thxgator
      @Thxgator 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The Lone Outlaw aren't we all?

    • @iamconfusion9993
      @iamconfusion9993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@indrerazas7910 throw it into the vacuum of space

  • @0zone247
    @0zone247 7 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    Jeez the scariest part of this video is when it abruptly switches to some happy cheery advertisement at 200% volume. Goddamn it

    • @bannie1319
      @bannie1319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh my god. Yes.

    • @avoiceinyourhead9405
      @avoiceinyourhead9405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Always gets me too... Right when I'm really into the story or dozing off. (I watch these at night before bed, they help me relax and eventually sleep, oddly enough, lol)

    • @katelynthewhitewerewolf6376
      @katelynthewhitewerewolf6376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@avoiceinyourhead9405
      I can see Mr Krabs freaking out at the burning money in the background lol.

    • @fckyoutube9605
      @fckyoutube9605 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want to see a video of every person who makes corporate advertisements get hanged upside down by their ankles as their hands are tied behind their wrists before they get entirely disemboweled, then their throat can be slit so they can be bled like a pig. Their organs and blood will drop into a large tub. Then I can fantasize about being in the tub.

    • @snonyabeeswax
      @snonyabeeswax 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      this is why adblock blesses us with its existence

  • @artiniumn9230
    @artiniumn9230 7 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    Have you tried turning it on and off.

    • @pcjaxson1003
      @pcjaxson1003 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What are you? Microsoft support?

    • @TheWilderCat
      @TheWilderCat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Funny comment but yes, he did try turning it on and off.

    • @nightcoreismydad9524
      @nightcoreismydad9524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Artinium N have you tried applying water?

    • @watersticks5359
      @watersticks5359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      roy?

    • @hannahlafave9916
      @hannahlafave9916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you tried putting it in rice?

  • @MacheTheFerret
    @MacheTheFerret 7 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    I'm trying to install Windows XP but this one dollar.wav keeps kicking my ass.

    • @dovahdog0
      @dovahdog0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ecks dee xdd

    • @elmantequilla5865
      @elmantequilla5865 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ImaGenius40
      Yeah,legend has it that He can haunt many computers and leave them 1 dollar

    • @FluorescentGreen5
      @FluorescentGreen5 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      im tryna install xp but the clap of my 1 dollar bills keeps alerting the old hag

  • @ruthtrentham4491
    @ruthtrentham4491 7 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    "I popped some popcorn and took a dump."
    Me: nice

    • @laneybiscuitsss9427
      @laneybiscuitsss9427 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ruth Davis lmfao forreal

    • @ceyzarpeck859
      @ceyzarpeck859 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can't! I just can't! xD
      Oh God I think I'm dying!

    • @Guntherandross
      @Guntherandross 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's my aesthetic.

    • @synthandsynth
      @synthandsynth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao i knew there was this comment ✓

    • @ryancornwell8563
      @ryancornwell8563 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *literally every time I see the number 69*
      Me: Nice

  • @26magicman26
    @26magicman26 7 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    some kind of spirit that leaves money? sign my broke ass up!!

  • @Marcus-ig3st
    @Marcus-ig3st 7 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    Swiggity swooty im coming for the spooky

  • @randomosity6878
    @randomosity6878 7 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    An old lady that gives you free money and makes you video games. She is also social media savvy.

    • @ThreeGamingBros
      @ThreeGamingBros 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Digital Grandmother

    • @katelynbodiford5680
      @katelynbodiford5680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ThreeGamingBros
      The Burning Money in the video would make Mr Krabs scream in horror and try to save it XD

    • @Unlimited_Vis
      @Unlimited_Vis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stop talking about my future wife

  • @contingenceBoston
    @contingenceBoston 7 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    _"Now that's what I call burning a CD-rom."_ Literally the worst pun I've ever heard.
    Yet, anyways.

  • @felitheist
    @felitheist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    take a shot every time he says "soul-devouring" or "soul-eating"

    • @Recreationaltrespasser
      @Recreationaltrespasser 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      You trying to fucking kill me?

    • @shugo541
      @shugo541 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jana L or "drained from him face"

    • @Kirakishou322
      @Kirakishou322 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Don't forget "Demented smile/grin"

    • @Kirakishou322
      @Kirakishou322 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't forget "Demented smile/grin"

    • @harrisonebert5638
      @harrisonebert5638 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jana L sht mn i drnk as hll

  • @beffjezos860
    @beffjezos860 7 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    1dollar.wav but every time they say 1dollar.wav it gets faster

    • @gryffin7426
      @gryffin7426 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I want someone to make this.

    • @VictoriaahXxX
      @VictoriaahXxX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Insanity Train this needs to be a thing

    • @Jkwilliams274
      @Jkwilliams274 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey or "soul eating" or "soul devouring" or "hag"

    • @lotus_flower2001
      @lotus_flower2001 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Along with "demented"

    • @KIRYUUUAI
      @KIRYUUUAI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      why are we not founding this

  • @KratosKw
    @KratosKw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    "onedulladutwave"

    • @Mentlegen65
      @Mentlegen65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it really do be like that

  • @Detinator247
    @Detinator247 7 ปีที่แล้ว +995

    Idk why he's complainin' tho, I would've let her keep haunting me with free money all the way to a brand new computer 😂

    • @jumpman2346
      @jumpman2346 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Smiles true lmao

    • @grapieflylps3389
      @grapieflylps3389 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The money is cursed tho

    • @charleskidder4375
      @charleskidder4375 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      that's the guy who gets paid problem lol

    • @judith9977
      @judith9977 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      but.... but its still money...

    • @judith9977
      @judith9977 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Peenoise Gaming but... but money...

  • @BunnaySango
    @BunnaySango 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "soul eating/devouring stare" and "demented/twisted smile" was used far too often. It got annoying

    • @sn4r3333
      @sn4r3333 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      SORRY I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE SVDVDSSHSHDB

    • @bigbanknayyy9940
      @bigbanknayyy9940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      & onedollar.wav like we forgot

    • @weeb3244
      @weeb3244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The writer was clearly either new or bad

    • @CinarTG2023
      @CinarTG2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sn4r3333 no the profile pic is terrifying its poopy

    • @ThePrblmKd91Xx
      @ThePrblmKd91Xx ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the term “hag”…

  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta  7 ปีที่แล้ว +911

    Happy Friday the 13th!

    • @dg..
      @dg.. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CreepsMcPasta i refreshed and got sad cus there was 5 dislikes D:

    • @sophies4434
      @sophies4434 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      CreepsMcPasta hello!!!

    • @dg..
      @dg.. 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      CreepsMcPasta i was 220th like :D

    • @scottmartin8888
      @scottmartin8888 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your making it a spooky one! Thanks +CreepsMcPasta

    • @jeannaandpetsh7286
      @jeannaandpetsh7286 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CreepsMcPasta u r awesome!!!!!😹😹😹

  • @kookingbacon
    @kookingbacon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    roses are red
    and I'm about to holler
    coz there's shit I got to buy
    but I only have 1dollar

  • @SHINEBOXPROD
    @SHINEBOXPROD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    I can't listen to creepypastas if I'm not in bed snuggled up with my big ass blanket.

    • @matthewd.mendoza5224
      @matthewd.mendoza5224 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      cynical_idealist same

    • @0oidiedinatimemachineo024
      @0oidiedinatimemachineo024 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      fuck that.. i sit in the middle of the woods in the dark with no flashlight at 2 am all alone and listen to muh pastas! lol nah i got my blanky too.

    • @Rockhoppr3
      @Rockhoppr3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The next creepypasta on the list: The Cursed Blanket of the Salem Witches.

    • @romancerenegade3618
      @romancerenegade3618 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What are you, a child?? Pathetic. Every one knows you need more than one blanky to hide in!

    • @zuella4682
      @zuella4682 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I usually watch them whilst on the john to be honest

  • @Karla-rb5jg
    @Karla-rb5jg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I just imagined Coco being a tiny chihuahua tearing that lady apart

    • @Rj-27
      @Rj-27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah I know right

  • @villainousthing
    @villainousthing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    Has anyone mentioned his friend's name is feaking *_BILL_* ????
    As in dollar *_bill_* ??
    edit: i'd also like to say, thank you for the likes, i honestly didn't expect that. have a nice day!

    • @summersys
      @summersys 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      - Riley - it's a common name for an older man. Usually, a nickname for "William" this story is obviously set in the past so the name bill could have been common "back in the day"

    • @billcarrig9434
      @billcarrig9434 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      existential dread Dunno about that. I hardly see that shitty name. ;-)

    • @dixienormous9845
      @dixienormous9845 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      - Riley - I'm just a Bill.

    • @0oidiedinatimemachineo024
      @0oidiedinatimemachineo024 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yeah you don't see much younger people nowadays who go by "Bill" (although Bill is just a nickname for "William".. still plenty of people named william).. But i've seen lots of old school people who go by "Bill" and like "Bob" and other hella plain names haha.

    • @CelticBananas
      @CelticBananas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Felix Chan fuckin shill

  • @neoxp321
    @neoxp321 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    treefiddy.wav

    • @bonktastic4815
      @bonktastic4815 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Neoxp321 I think this post doesn’t get enough praise for what it is.

    • @jetlinson3521
      @jetlinson3521 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      robux.wav lololololol

    • @mikem2771
      @mikem2771 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She gave him a dollar!!!

    • @MinimumEffortMining
      @MinimumEffortMining 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "1DollaHolla.wav"

    • @lethfuil
      @lethfuil 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Neoxp321 Rolf lol 😂

  • @xertyo90
    @xertyo90 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I bet this creepypasta is like a wet dream for the Payday crew

  • @jacobcochran246
    @jacobcochran246 7 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    So no one's gonna talk about how his name is John Goodman?

    • @tls3217
      @tls3217 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      right...

    • @justingilson3432
      @justingilson3432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      All that Hollywood money and cant afford retail price. Smh.

    • @georgemcmillan9172
      @georgemcmillan9172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Having the name John Goodman, would it not make sense that he was the Hollywood actor? Hollywood is full of greed, decadence, sex, drugs, etc??? It would explain why the curse was given to him, don't you think???

    • @burgerbitchenterprises8338
      @burgerbitchenterprises8338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@O5-04 You don't know who John Goodman is?!

    • @l.r.4155
      @l.r.4155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@georgemcmillan9172 Bruh stop tryna get attention it ain't workin

  • @BlueFlames094
    @BlueFlames094 7 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    This was actually really good, very different and gripping. I couldn't leave the video as I was so hooked on what was about to happened next.

    • @verna-Raven
      @verna-Raven 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Levi Squad Reject same! i was really into this 😩

    • @michealawilliams7695
      @michealawilliams7695 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sameee

    • @tidebleach9667
      @tidebleach9667 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Levi Squad Reject id watch a movie of this pasta

    • @dungeonkeepers6840
      @dungeonkeepers6840 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Tide Bleach Im more of a ravioli guy

    • @denseslide366
      @denseslide366 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tide Bleach Yes yes 1dollar.Wav movie

  • @tearsofthelily
    @tearsofthelily 7 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    you're voice is like exotic butter beautiful and rich

    • @valeris98
      @valeris98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      tearsofthelily *your

    • @rileycostello9147
      @rileycostello9147 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      tearsofthelily was that a sister location reference

    • @chimper462
      @chimper462 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ANYONE SAY Exotic Butters ?????

    • @tearsofthelily
      @tearsofthelily 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      JayKuriN yes, yes it is

    • @katiekyle3691
      @katiekyle3691 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JayKuriN I don't care about the game but chill

  • @mexicanreject5067
    @mexicanreject5067 7 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    For some reason I like to watch creepy pastas when it's snowing

    • @brandontadday6288
      @brandontadday6288 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Edgar Cruz I like eating tacos too. They are pretty interesting to listen to and read...It's like there is no way out of the cake.

    • @luckystar9279
      @luckystar9279 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i like them for when I play minecraft

    • @MattNoel
      @MattNoel 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Edgar Cruz I watch them at school

    • @bleach186
      @bleach186 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like listening to them while playing muted games or using my old laptop late at night.

    • @hyko7957
      @hyko7957 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SO true. I love listening to them while playing games. Even Action Games like League of Legends. I just mute the game you dont Need the Sound :D

  • @zackfrm330
    @zackfrm330 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    waiting for someone to change their channel name to "1dollar" and put a dollar bill as the profile picture

    • @zackfrm330
      @zackfrm330 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      and come here and comment "1dollar.wav"

  • @JC-uu6tz
    @JC-uu6tz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    That old lady collecting money for ghost insurance

  • @joshiditesservellonacles7819
    @joshiditesservellonacles7819 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    the moral of the story: don't buy shit that looks too good to be true off of Ebay.

    • @crashtheatre3073
      @crashtheatre3073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      or just dont open that strange file in the installs

    • @220p2
      @220p2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if something looks too good to be true, it fucking is

  • @spencerbailey9938
    @spencerbailey9938 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Wooooo I love these kind of stories

  • @jykesss
    @jykesss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "...on the cd, there was only one single file... 1dollor.wav..."
    *suspense built up*
    *ad pops up*
    "RANDOM, RANDOM... RANDOM ACTS..."
    That freakin scared me for a sec since I was laying on bed listening to this w/o looking at my phone, plus the turned up volume.

  • @shotgunbrony5254
    @shotgunbrony5254 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Girlfriend: So what do you do for a living?
    Main character: I'm haunted by a little old lady ghost, its not the greatest pay, but it pays the bills.

  • @aliceofspades
    @aliceofspades 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I've destroyed both of my computers."
    "Sure, you can borrow my laptop!" XD

  • @cadillacdeville5828
    @cadillacdeville5828 7 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    NOTIFICATION SQUAD: What's up?

  • @bradhintz2901
    @bradhintz2901 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    *keemstar sings* Found a dolla in the woods!

    • @cheatmeister
      @cheatmeister 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brad Hintz this needs more likes

    • @mkultrasoldier
      @mkultrasoldier 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      found a dolla in the *windows xp media folder*

  • @MissSpooks
    @MissSpooks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I was strangely surprised that taking a dump was mentioned in a creepypasta haha 😂

    • @saltyboi9357
      @saltyboi9357 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jodie Lee x at least I'm not allergic to milk

    • @ThePrblmKd91Xx
      @ThePrblmKd91Xx ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .. was it?

  • @DisneyLyricGurl
    @DisneyLyricGurl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    _Creeps did a reading for this two years after everyone else did_
    Well played Creeps. Well played.

  • @DamyonsMusicHut
    @DamyonsMusicHut 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    The government really made the new dollars heat resistant.

    • @STEP_BACK_3
      @STEP_BACK_3 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gilva of the Bummer in what country

    • @JoRosieQueen68
      @JoRosieQueen68 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      surely not the US,dollars are made out of special exotic paper and exotic ink is used for printing on them.

    • @DamyonsMusicHut
      @DamyonsMusicHut 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Im joking. The dollars in the video never burn up.

    • @suctioncupman5789
      @suctioncupman5789 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JosephKing75 CBP they are not made of paper
      they are made of wool and linen

    • @JoRosieQueen68
      @JoRosieQueen68 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well,I think I said special paper made just for them,obviously it's more of an easy way to say what it is,for the people who didn't know,it's just for the matter of convenience,it looks like paper,so the explanation would be simplified by doing this,obviously the phisical and chimical composition it's diferent from paper,this dosen't really contain celulose,compared to normal paper.

  • @laud4064
    @laud4064 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Moral of the story?
    Install a Linux distribution.

    • @astraldrifter
      @astraldrifter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Laud lol there is always a Linux hippie

    • @lethfuil
      @lethfuil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Laud laaaame.

    • @KIRYUUUAI
      @KIRYUUUAI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nope, it’s to go get a new computer

  • @leshloo4145
    @leshloo4145 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Microsoft security essentials on windows XP? Sure..

  • @blockyorbits2376
    @blockyorbits2376 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "My friend's name is Bill"
    What a coincidence.

    • @100kylexy
      @100kylexy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dollar bill HMMNNNN

    • @100kylexy
      @100kylexy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And he said it's non related 😂

    • @yourenotperfect.9493
      @yourenotperfect.9493 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He probably got turned into a clefairy though

  • @peterparkersashes6253
    @peterparkersashes6253 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Drinking game: take a shot every time he says disk

    • @lilal8848
      @lilal8848 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Change it to file

    • @Unlimited_Vis
      @Unlimited_Vis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah that's how ya get alcohol poisoning

  • @xcrxngex
    @xcrxngex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His stories and the way he narrates them is so soothing, yet chilling all the same. I have listened to others narrate stories but I always get bored. They're normally so monotone and boring. I could listen to someone else narrate the exact same story and get bored, but I don't know how Creeps does it. CreepsMcPasta if you're reading this, well done! You're amazing!

  • @summersys
    @summersys 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    To be honest this is my favorite creepypasta channel due to a combination of story quality, voice, and overall ambiance. It leaves a slight feeling of dread within you.

  • @jansutherland8647
    @jansutherland8647 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    'We have a mystery to solve" *gets in the car with his dog*
    Me: SCOOBY DOOBY DOO, WHERE ARE YO-

  • @SnuskGaming
    @SnuskGaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "That's what I call, burning a CD rom." Was that necessary? o.o

  • @LeetaMaybe
    @LeetaMaybe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    -"Guess what the profile picture was..."
    -"A DOLLAR B..."
    -"The old woman's face!"
    -"oh."

  • @moongriever32
    @moongriever32 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Notification squad, where're my fellow creeps at?

  • @megtakemoto3116
    @megtakemoto3116 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You are an amazing narrator (also I have a bias because of your accent) and I love listening to stories told so calmly paired with the horror genre. You have the perfect stories, which involve suspense, guesswork, anticipation and basically everything a horror buff like myself can wish for! Thank you for uploading these stories all the time so that I can listen to them whenever I can (doing hw, bus rides, going to sleep, etc.)!! Rate 10/10 Keep up the effort! You deserve every one of those million+ subs! All the love to you!!

  • @carlwheezer7486
    @carlwheezer7486 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love pastas that have a modern feel, like about internet or cursed files

    • @AB2Shiiesty
      @AB2Shiiesty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah, favorite food

  • @maddestruction1
    @maddestruction1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Step 1: Plug out computer
    Step 2: Throw computer out the window
    Step 3: No stress

  • @averyfreel
    @averyfreel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "That's what I call BURNING a CD rom."

  • @leahdavis9434
    @leahdavis9434 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    What a stereotypical technological horror story. At least you read it well. The only thing that scared me was the sudden loudness of the commercials.

    • @updated5709
      @updated5709 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Leah Davis agreed. So badly written, and way too cliche.

    • @jetlinson3521
      @jetlinson3521 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      all quiet talking then YOU CAN SAVE 30% OFF TODAY ONLY YOU me: holy crap I just had a heat attack

    • @laughterwillgiveyoulungdis4076
      @laughterwillgiveyoulungdis4076 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leah Davis agreed

    • @KeraClappedYou
      @KeraClappedYou 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank god there were actually people in the comments that understand good quality; I legit cannot find any comments talking about how cliche and poorly written this is. Nothing against the narration as his voice is great but just needs to watch the quality of the stories. Good for stupid, younger viewers but not for anyone actually looking for a good horror story.

  • @dovely6431
    @dovely6431 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Haha, the only reason I still listen to creepypastas is because of your beautiful voice. Most of the stories are badly written and cliched, but you make them bearable. Keep up the good work, Creeps! ^-^

  • @xXWaifuInsuranceXx
    @xXWaifuInsuranceXx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    yesterday was Friday the 13th and i didnt realize it. So thats why i had a bad day!
    on another note, there is a picture online that i think someone should totally write a story about, and if they do it would be cool if you told it. its a vintage mannequin head, but specifically one with a smiling face. it looks so weird and creepy, and it looks like it was photoshopped.

    • @JoRosieQueen68
      @JoRosieQueen68 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      yesterday I've lost my memory card,from my old phone,I've searched for it around the desk and it wasn't there,today I've found it on a book on my desk,I've looked and touched that book everywhere and I've asked around the house and nobody knew about it getting lost besides my mom,I've told her about it and now,everybody was amazed about it but a bit scared and confused,so they've decided to move on for the sake of their sanity.

    • @xXWaifuInsuranceXx
      @xXWaifuInsuranceXx 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      wow. thats kinda scary >~< things like that have happened to me a
      couple of times before, but its always my sister, she doesnt tell me and
      i get freaked out. she likes to lie a lot.

    • @Shubdooba
      @Shubdooba 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've had moments like that as well. The worst was my TV just shutting off at 2 in the morning once. My TV doesn't turn off automatically or overheat, so when it did this I practically shat myself. lol

    • @xXWaifuInsuranceXx
      @xXWaifuInsuranceXx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      because i didnt. are insults really necessary?

  • @JimmmyRaynor
    @JimmmyRaynor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    FIGHTING CRIME TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD HERE THEY COME JUST IN TIME THE POWER PUFF GIRLS

    • @critterbugal
      @critterbugal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The spookiest pasta.

    • @breebls8167
      @breebls8167 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The pastaiest spook.

    • @jmcap6826
      @jmcap6826 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kenmendor512 theiest spook pasta

    • @Ega8523
      @Ega8523 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oh god you scared the shit out of me

    • @patback8116
      @patback8116 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Into the stars
      To buy candy bars
      Rides a kid with
      A knack for inventions
      A super powered-mind
      A mechanical K-9
      He rescues the day
      From your destruction

  • @sotiris2273
    @sotiris2273 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why is it when I watch Creepypastas I get nice calming ads before the video, then at night when I try to put on some relaxing asmr to help me sleep, I get nothing but horror movie ads, that put me on edge all night

  • @waffle93774
    @waffle93774 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    omfg my phone froze while watching this and everything turned into green pixels wtf im

    • @lukebass8210
      @lukebass8210 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ryland McDonnell how did you comment then?

    • @shirashara
      @shirashara 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      maybe she left the comment after her issue was delt with

    • @therizzonator2862
      @therizzonator2862 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ... ben drowned?? i dont know?

    • @marcosotelo3518
      @marcosotelo3518 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ur a virus

    • @Geoffreyshadid
      @Geoffreyshadid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      fffake

  • @joshgarcia4462
    @joshgarcia4462 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The "1dollar.exe" part made me laugh. I was like "uh oh! Sonic's at it again!" Lol

  • @Shr0omi3
    @Shr0omi3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    aye Friday the 13 my creeps

  • @adrianpaul1985
    @adrianpaul1985 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Cash Rules Everything Around Me: C.R.E.A.M get the money...dolla dolla bill y'allll

    • @bobjo579
      @bobjo579 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adrian Paul lmfaooo

    • @bobjo579
      @bobjo579 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adrian Paul joey

  • @oecfim
    @oecfim 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love your videos so much. You're an amazing narrator.

  • @misty3016
    @misty3016 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It took me longer than the other kids to grow out of cartoons. I loved all those childhood classics that were featured on Cartoon Network, Nickolodeon and such. It's funny, if you go on any nostalgic blogs nowadays you'll see people acting like they always loved cartoons, but I bet there was a time they denounced their love just to seem 'cool'.
    Anyway this carried over when I was in my early years of high school and bored in IT class. Everyone was just doodling away on paint, playing flash games, or reading random pages found on the web. We had one of those teachers that never really cared about what we did as long as the work was done.
    My favourite cartoon at the time that I was binging was 'Batman: The Animated Series'. Out of boredom I was just searching away random things on search engines. First I typed in 'Batman: The Animated Series trivia' which came up with a plethora of random facts about the show. I then found some little interviews about the 'behind the scenes' and 'making of' which was pretty interesting. After hearing the same facts over and over though, I changed things up a bit. I decided to search for fan sites to see what others thought of the show. First I found some popular blogs sharing fan fictions and theories. I even found a few hate pages which peeved me. But alas, I eventually fell into a monotonous grind through the pages of search results.
    I eventually hit the double digit figure of search pages, which is when you find the more bizarre and less relevant pages. I came across some role-play forums, illegal streaming sites of the show and even a fanatic who acted out episodes in costume. I was just mindlessly clicking through these until I hit a generic, albeit amateur looking fan page. It had a generic spiel about how they loved the show, and there were pages of commentary written down on an episode by episode basis. I was curious, but as I was getting into things a pop-up came up.
    “You have been selected for a chance to win £100,000”.
    Obviously I had been warned by my parents to be cautious about things that are too good to be true. But I was also at that age where I felt I was destined for something special; and this could be it. I hesitantly clicked on it, and it lead to a little questionnaire, one question at a time. First it asked a generic question about Batman. Luckily I had just been reading all the hidden details of the show and proudly clicked the right answer in the drop-down.
    “Correct!” it congratulated me with. This gave me a great feeling and a small shot of adrenaline. 'This could be it. I could be rich in a matter of seconds,' was the thought racing in my mind.
    This all left me on the next question.
    “What is your name?”
    I was hesitant now. I was especially warned to never fill in personal details on the internet. Class was ending soon and I needed to be fast. If I answered, I could get in trouble, and if I left it, this opportunity would slip me by. In a panic I looked around my class for inspiration, and my eyes met with the people in my class. Then I came up with the genius idea- 'I could use someone else's name!'.
    First I looked at my best friend. If all this turned out to be legitimate, he would definitely understand and share the wealth with me. However if he got in trouble I would feel like I betrayed him. I was scared to ask him as I didn't want him to laugh at me in case this was all fake. Next I turned to the big kid at the back of the class. Pete was basically the school bully. I thought if things went sour, I wouldn't mind him taking the fall. He'd gotten away with so much in this school that anything bad happening to him would be karmic justice. But then I thought of the potential good, and how he wouldn't even think twice about keeping all the money to himself.
    Time was running out and I had to act quick. I could see some people packing away their stationary early to leave quickly for the upcoming lunch break. Then the perfect idea hit me: Dexter. He was basically the class nerd. This name didn't help him, leaving him the most cliché nickname- Point Dexter. He was weak willed, easily pushed around. A bad quality to have, but if he got the money, I could easily sway him into being on my side and splitting the pool with me. And if things went sour I could easily deny any connection. I didn't really have much connection with him and I wasn't that type of kid, so no one would suspect me. It was the perfect choice.
    I quickly typed in his name, which lead to a box for his address. I had it off hand from his birthday party flyer, which no on showed up to. It would have been social suicide to have shown up. I pulled out the creased flyer from my backpack and hastily filled it in. After that the pop-up just thanked me and closed. It was anti-climatic to say the least. It was just in time though as everyone was flooding out for lunch, and I didn't want to look suspicious. So I closed everything down and left.
    Weeks when by and seemingly nothing happened. I didn't want to ask Dexter about it as I didn't want to look stupid that I'd fallen for such a thing, and I didn't want him to know I was filling his details in on random sites. He certainly never acted different in that time, so I figured he hadn't received the money. It was slowly hitting me that I may have been duped.
    I was watching him at lunch to see if he brought anything with him that may show that he secretly received a lump of money, but he just pulled out some simple sandwiches and a chocolate bar. One thing I did notice though was that he was acting kind of skittish. He would occasionally pop his head up from eating, look around with wide eyes, and strafe back down to eat some more. I figured he was just looking out for kids who were looking to grief him. He really was a big target for many bullies.
    A week or two later and things start getting more noticeable; but not in a good way. His grades started slipping. Now he was known as Point Dexter for a reason. He was so smart he usually knew things the teachers didn't. But now he was noticeably lacking behind.
    His behaviour was becoming more erratic too. He would sometimes lash out at other kids if they walked too close to him and caught him off guard. He would start screaming, seemingly at random. This started to distress the other kids, me included, and Dexter had to be sent out every so often to calm him down.
    I started to feel like this was my fault. I mean, I put together that this all started after I filled in his details on that pop-up. I nonchalantly brought it up to my mom; the behaviour, not the pop-up, and she gave me an interesting explanation. As lightly as possible, she told me he's a little... special. She explained that he may act odd from time to time because he had mild autism. I later learned that he was diagnosed on the cusp of the spectrum where he could be in school with the regular kids, which is an offer his parents took up. This explanation was easy to stomach, and as bad as this sounds, I rejoiced inside knowing it wasn't my fault.
    Time went by and things were getting worse. He would show up to school exhausted and pale, dark circles around his eyes. I no longer felt bad about the pop-up though, I more felt sorry for his parents. I couldn't' imagine what this was like for them. But I just accepted this as how things were.
    Eventually his behaviour got so out of hand that he had to be taken out of class regularly. Usually he didn't make it past 10 minutes in class before needing to be sent out. It didn't matter anyway. All he'd do was stare out the window with his crazy wide eyes, until he would start screaming and panicking away. It was too disruptive to be sorted out every time it happened.
    It wasn't long until he stopped showing up completely. I asked my parents about it and they were oddly quiet about it. I asked the other kids, but they said they had a similar response from their parents. We were simply constantly told 'not to worry'. A week later, and more inquiries; all the parents, seemingly at the same time, all started telling us that they simply moved Dexter to a special needs school which could accommodate his condition. Some of the other kids didn't believe their parents, but it was spread enough that it was eventually settled as truth.
    Now, the reason I'm telling you all this is because of what I found out recently; I found out what really happened. He didn't move. He was kidnapped.
    On his bed was a note left in scratched, barely legible writing, saying- “Dexter is a greedy boy. Dexter is a greedy boy. Dexter is a greedy boy.” over and over again.
    After he went missing, a silent search operation was conducted around the town to see if they could find him. While searching the industrial estate to see if he was hiding away in an abandoned warehouse they found his body. His body was stuffed with coins and notes recently stolen from a bank. There was also evidence of the worst things imaginable having happened to him, but you don't need me to describe them to you.
    It was decided to be kept from the kids to stop fear-mongering and trauma. Plus telling the kids wouldn't have made us more safer anyway. This wasn't a random kidnapping, there was plenty of evidence that it was premeditated, planned, and was a one off. However no evidence could be found of a motive.
    Except for what I know.
    I think I may have gotten my classmate killed.

    • @lilal8848
      @lilal8848 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn man, I already listened to this story yesterday but thanks for putting the time into typing it down I guess.

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      what's the name of the story?

  • @Adamant_Adam
    @Adamant_Adam 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    oh! I love this one!! keep up the awesome work dude!

  • @MrSkyfair
    @MrSkyfair 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    30:53 "I never asked for this, but after having it shoved down my throat so much i've come to enjoy it"

  • @lukebass8210
    @lukebass8210 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Don't read
    read more
    read more
    read more

    • @topanddoghappyplace6537
      @topanddoghappyplace6537 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      WEN EDJ 2 EDJII 😂😂😂

    • @misre4429
      @misre4429 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      kewl meemay bro xddddddddddd

    • @mage4516
      @mage4516 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey look I'm reading more.

  • @addi8585
    @addi8585 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everytime I get a notification for this channel I instantly stop what I’m doing turn out all the lights and TVs and get ready for the spookys

  • @bobrohubres7704
    @bobrohubres7704 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Girll!!! You only paying less than $2 💰 What do you expect!!!! 💁🏼💁🏼💁🏼💁🏼

  • @fujiwarachika2187
    @fujiwarachika2187 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know, most of your uploads are very interesting and have a very good story. I know they are creepypastas, mostly fictional and meant to be pasted throughout the Internet... but they're definitely interesting to listen to. Thank you for all this content, it is very fun to watch while alone at home =)

  • @agamershonestopinion1841
    @agamershonestopinion1841 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Am I the only who found the story very... dumb? As in, how the hell was this accepted into the CP wiki?

    • @sharksmilestudios2110
      @sharksmilestudios2110 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To be fair though, the CP Wiki has some very weird standards. Many good stories get rejected but crappy cliche-ridden snore fests get accepted.
      But nah, man. You're not alone. This story is very crappy.

  • @nicoledeveaux1118
    @nicoledeveaux1118 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    after the video a 3 hour long cake bakeing tutorial commercial came on and i watched the whole thing... now im hungry af and i have no idea how to bake cakes, thank you CreepsMcPasta. just thank you.

  • @eelsonwheels8187
    @eelsonwheels8187 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I loved this video, keep it up!

  • @RamenGremlin
    @RamenGremlin 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I get scared after every video, and that voice brings everything together. Thank you CreepsMcPasta!

  • @MeatLocker
    @MeatLocker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Oooooooo, I was recording a video but screw that. Time to dive into this.

    • @brclark1985
      @brclark1985 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi I’m a sub MeatLockR

  • @mackenziehorn4373
    @mackenziehorn4373 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love when something mentions the town or city you live in.

  • @lemonbie9308
    @lemonbie9308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *"DiD yOU trY RiCe?"*

  • @edenwest5937
    @edenwest5937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like someone just wrote out a list of maybe scary things and then decided to make a story about an elderly ghost stripper who made computer games and a virus, while having a knife that was always bloody but never used. That, or someone wants us to buy new computers.

  • @UnderLeveledGaming
    @UnderLeveledGaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "That's what I call burning a CD-ROM." Who else laughed at this?

  • @vanawolfy
    @vanawolfy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "In that moment I knew what I had to do"
    "I guess she was cursed"
    SHE LITERALLY TOLD YOU.

  • @JohnMacbeth
    @JohnMacbeth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *Formats hard drive and installs Linux

  • @blockrocka225
    @blockrocka225 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm so glad you've read this! It's my favorite creepy story of all time, and the sequels are even better.

  • @robbertbreach
    @robbertbreach 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    John Goodman, the actor ??? :D

    • @lethfuil
      @lethfuil 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, a lot of people have similar names. Can happen with actors too.

  • @sedrah90
    @sedrah90 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    He is the only creep pasta I listen to, something about the way he narrates it’s soothing

  • @sevendinosaursatemypizza
    @sevendinosaursatemypizza 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Wth I was Unsubbed from this channel out of nowhere.

    • @HonestHappyHater
      @HonestHappyHater 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      sevendinosaurs ate my pizza
      Make a creepypasta about it

    • @another90daystochangethis34
      @another90daystochangethis34 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Honest Happy Hater It's more like a copypasta, but one that everyone has truly experienced.

    • @CertifiedPRISM
      @CertifiedPRISM 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ikr i got subbed to some random person i never watched before.

    • @100kylexy
      @100kylexy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's the dollar 👀👀👀👀

  • @max-oc9kh
    @max-oc9kh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me: *listens to this whilst our old computer is on the table ready to be sold*

  • @nathanbrazeau3793
    @nathanbrazeau3793 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    well at least the ghost gives you free money.

  • @BestTimes8812
    @BestTimes8812 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This took a different turn than expected. I thought after all the dollar bills were being left that the dude would accumulate enough to buy a new computer or programme. Like since whenever 1dollar.wav was being sold, it was dirt cheap so the ghost was just helping out poor people or something.

  • @mobley4560
    @mobley4560 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    no one give Saturday the 14 any recognition :(

  • @fayeheartpulse
    @fayeheartpulse 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    im just discovering your videos and its good stuff man. keep it up!

  • @rowanyandell7090
    @rowanyandell7090 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    last time i was this early, creepypastas were well written

  • @SpiritYTT
    @SpiritYTT 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The creepy pasta is... well creepy but your voice is so calm xP I'm new here and I've subbed btw! :D

  • @midnight_raptor4086
    @midnight_raptor4086 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I don't know why he complaining this old woman is making him rich

  • @Thrashketchumm
    @Thrashketchumm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok but how’re you going to go through all that initial stuff and as soon as your friend lends you a computer, you just pop that phantom disc into it. 😂😂😂

  • @maaarkislazy
    @maaarkislazy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    _dollar in the woods_

    • @Milk-mu2lv
      @Milk-mu2lv 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      markislazy I was about to comment this😂😂😂

    • @Milk-mu2lv
      @Milk-mu2lv 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      /Found a dollar in the woods/

  • @KingGigahertz
    @KingGigahertz 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just love your voice and how each character has it's own voice.

  • @cassandra1234ization
    @cassandra1234ization 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Does anyone know what the creepy pasta is called where the guys grandpa dies and he keeps talking but it turns out there was a conjoined twin inside him this entire time, anyone know what that story i just described is called and what channel read it?

    • @PrincessAshley972
      @PrincessAshley972 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i know the one youre talking about, i think Creeps here read it. Either him or MCP. I cant remember the title but you got a hint now at least. Try searching the channels for the keyword "grandpa"

  • @jillquill1410
    @jillquill1410 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're such a good storyteller. Your voice is so deceptively calm and soothing.

  • @Nonhuman
    @Nonhuman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    did 1dollar.exe have broken ass drills and a black man being in a pickle?

  • @drayx11
    @drayx11 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    this was really good. a nice break from all those overused ideas. thanks creep!

  • @NaomeK40
    @NaomeK40 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    good job in destroying those horcruxes dude .

  • @Awesomenessgaminglebrony
    @Awesomenessgaminglebrony 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ghost: I'll give you free dollar bills
    Me: sweet
    Ghost: but i'll fuck up your computer and haunt you.
    Me: fuck