Yeeep. Pay so little I had to move back in with my mother as rent doubled then trippled in the area? I shall sleep, eat, and poop on the clock kthanks.
My mom has actually done the thing of waking up, getting online, and going back to sleep 😂 she’s also had me hold her laptop and move the mice every few minutes while we were in the car so it said she was online lmaoo
Its scary how accurate this is. Only the vacation week is a little low. Would be hardcore illegal here only 5 days of paid vacation. Plus one time i wanted to log in after i was sick for 2 weeks just to check and send 1 email. I got a 3 hour talk that i never ever am allowed to send mails when im sick/vacation and if i ever breat that again i would be let go. The fine for that is soooooo big cause it scales on the company value and it will be checked regulary from authorities.
Anyways, here is a brownie recipe. Ingredients: -1 cup unsalted butter -2 cups granulated sugar -4 large eggs -1 teaspoon vanilla extract -1/2 cup all-purpose flour -1/2 cup cocoa powder -1/4 teaspoon salt -1 cup chopped nuts or chocolate chips (optional) Instructions: 1. Preheat oven to 350 F (175 C) and grease a baking pan. 2. Melt 1 cup butter, mix with 2 cups sugar. 3. Add 4 eggs and 1 tsp vanilla; mix well. 4. Sift in 1/2 cup flour, 1/2 cup cocoa, and 1/5 tsp salt; stir. 5. Optional: add 1 cup nuts or chocolate chips. 6. Pour into the pan, bake 25-30 mins. 7. Cool completely, cut into squares, and enjoy your brownies!
HERES A NO BAKE BROWNIE RECIPE I MADE: Ingredients: Cocoa powder Biscut(any) milk butter honey sugar/stevia Steps: 1.Crush biscut to a fine powder 2.Add cocoa powder 3. Add milk NEXT THE DARK CHOCHLATE 1. Melt butter 2.Add cocoa powder 3. Add honey and sugar EYE EVERYTHING. ALSO THE COCOA POWDER AND HONEY/SUGAR IS TO YOUR WANT
First day: "It's so nice to work here, and the people are so friendly! 🙂 " 1 year: "Yay 1 year here! 🎉" 5 years: "EhM nO tHiS CoMPanY IS teRRIblE 👹" 10 years: "How am I still here?? 😂" 15 years: "What even is the sole purpose of my entire existance on this planet anymore? I'm still single and haven't cashed up on enough money to retire..."
I don’t have a job but I still know most of this from listening to my older brother and dad with jobs and my teachers complain that the American job system fs everyone over all the time and I can’t say I disagree
No fr, the dating your colleges one is like dating your classmate in highschool, just don't. It'd be so awkward for everyone to have to act normal after a breakup. I ain't never been in a relationship but i thought everyone knew not to do it. Apparently not lmao 😂😂
I can agree with the working with an ex. My ex and I both got a job at the same store. Luckily he got laid off after the first couple of months and I got a promotion recently. So no more awkwardness.
That last one is me, I literally set my alarm, slug some water, and log on to Teams. I got home at 10 AM, it's now 3 PM, I just put in a 14 hour overnight, and I could care less if my hair looks like I was just struck by lightening and my supposed-college student is complaining I cut their meal break short by 15 milliseconds. Let's get this over with so I can go back to sleep.
me and a bunch of my friends ran the declaration of independence and genesis chapter one through turn it ins chat gpt detector, and it said both were over 99% chat gpt LOL
If anyone can explain the inner working and intricacies of any tech to a senior citizen (hell, anyone above 50) and not lose their mind while doing so deserves to be paid double that of someone who cant. I had to do something for my dad on the computer last night because he needed a compressed (zipped) file put onto a usb and he asked me to show him how and i wanted to take a forever nap.
Don't work for a place for more than 2 or 3 years. Then you are just wasting time. My last job before this one. I was at that company for 9 months before leaving for a better opportunity. Always be looking and applying.
The first thing that comes out when I get to work in a week or so and then I’m done for a while so I’m just trying not be stressed about anything I just wanted you know that I’m not ttttrying anything I don’t know if I can get it or if you want me too but I’m not trying I’m not just saying that I’m trying I’m just saying I’m not saying it to be rude or mean I’m just trying I’m trying not being rude and I just don’t mean tyyyyyyyyyyyy and I’m not saying that I just don’t be mean I’m trying I’m not being nice and I just want it to hurt me.
A friend of mine is currently dating a coworker. Worse they are in the same department. At least not the same team. However all 3.of us have mutal friends so if it ends badly, its going to get really awkward for all of us
If somebody offered me a job with 5 paid days of vacation, I would laugh at them, I don't even consider a job offer with less than 25 days of paid leave.
Honlestly after over 2 uears online, its hard to believe anyone even lifts their covers to join the meeting. All you're getting from me is the the occasional snore of judgement
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Scott really got a 5 year job just to make this short! That's dedication!
i know☺️ he does so much for us
For real,he is one of the most dedicated creators ☺️
Agreed ☺️
Yes he is so dedicated that he went to college for 175 years 😊
He works so hard just for us 😊
Love the last one. But it's hard to sleep comfortably thinking you might miss something, so that's breakfast making time
Nah, it’s hard to wake up knowing I won’t miss anything
Teams on your phone with a custom notification alert. Mine vibrates repeatedly until I look at it. I mean... My friends does...
The Office gave everyone positive outlook on dating coworkers
Genuinely a good observation. I hadn’t made the connection before now but you’re so right
@@Sims.loveKelseyDangerous Kelsey!
@@bomflakeytoasterstrudel You two know each other?
Guess no one paid attention to the Roy side of that, or the train wreck that the Dwight Andy Angela triangle was
Lol no it didn't work and school are some of the most common places to find romantic partners
" Know what worse than dating a coworker? WORKING WITH AN EX" got me laughing😂😂😂
He finally got out of college and got a job! I’m so proud of him
"Online"
*proceeds to fall back asleep*
So relatable especially online classes.
Yeeep. Pay so little I had to move back in with my mother as rent doubled then trippled in the area? I shall sleep, eat, and poop on the clock kthanks.
Man put when I was younger I was dumber to a whole new level
My mom’s a bakery manager and the last one is definitely how she describes her work😂
Nothing has never been more relatable than squinting at the PC, making sure you're green, and going back to sleep.
Most jobs have work to do immediately tho
“Haha no” killed me 😂
My mom has actually done the thing of waking up, getting online, and going back to sleep 😂 she’s also had me hold her laptop and move the mice every few minutes while we were in the car so it said she was online lmaoo
@@user-vp5wg1rs8l snitching would be telling her boss and im pretty sure he’s some form of a pedo so i’ll never talk to him 😋
The first day one is so funny. He has light in his eyes. Five year has all the light in his eyes burnt out.
Its scary how accurate this is. Only the vacation week is a little low. Would be hardcore illegal here only 5 days of paid vacation.
Plus one time i wanted to log in after i was sick for 2 weeks just to check and send 1 email.
I got a 3 hour talk that i never ever am allowed to send mails when im sick/vacation and if i ever breat that again i would be let go. The fine for that is soooooo big cause it scales on the company value and it will be checked regulary from authorities.
Over here in the usa in many jobs you would have to work 20 or more years to get 30 days off. Many worker over here have no paid time off days
@@benjaminpalmer3242 Thats sad, im sorry for you.
That alarm clock set off my ptsd even though I’ve never used that specific sound
Scott: will I be available via email? Hahaha NO!
Me: looks like you've been through war
Also I accidentally disliked
Anyways, here is a brownie recipe.
Ingredients:
-1 cup unsalted butter
-2 cups granulated sugar
-4 large eggs
-1 teaspoon vanilla extract
-1/2 cup all-purpose flour
-1/2 cup cocoa powder
-1/4 teaspoon salt
-1 cup chopped nuts or chocolate chips (optional)
Instructions:
1. Preheat oven to 350 F (175 C) and grease a baking pan.
2. Melt 1 cup butter, mix with 2 cups sugar.
3. Add 4 eggs and 1 tsp vanilla; mix well.
4. Sift in 1/2 cup flour, 1/2 cup cocoa, and 1/5 tsp salt; stir.
5. Optional: add 1 cup nuts or chocolate chips.
6. Pour into the pan, bake 25-30 mins.
7. Cool completely, cut into squares, and enjoy your brownies!
Oh sounds yummy I’m going to make it
HERES A NO BAKE BROWNIE RECIPE I MADE:
Ingredients:
Cocoa powder
Biscut(any)
milk
butter
honey
sugar/stevia
Steps:
1.Crush biscut to a fine powder
2.Add cocoa powder
3. Add milk
NEXT THE DARK CHOCHLATE
1. Melt butter
2.Add cocoa powder
3. Add honey and sugar
EYE EVERYTHING. ALSO THE COCOA POWDER AND HONEY/SUGAR IS TO YOUR WANT
@@chips7386 thank you it sounds yummy. I’ll make it.
I recommend using 1 cup of granulated white sugar and a cup of brown sugar.
Love your videos and your song
gently moving your mouse every couple of minutes to stay online
The first one is relatable because my dad uses that all the freaking time,so I guess my dad must be using a loophole
This man is the most relatable man, I don’t even have to ever be in the position to relate
First day: "It's so nice to work here, and the people are so friendly! 🙂 "
1 year: "Yay 1 year here! 🎉"
5 years: "EhM nO tHiS CoMPanY IS teRRIblE 👹"
10 years: "How am I still here?? 😂"
15 years: "What even is the sole purpose of my entire existance on this planet anymore? I'm still single and haven't cashed up on enough money to retire..."
The last one was most people who had school during quarantine
...i work in the garage door industry.
I did not expect garage doors to get mentioned. My coffee is now all over my steering wheel.
The part “ ha ha ha NO” was so funny that’s me❤
Running the math, i agree with the pay bump request. Once had a company, tell me a single quarter extra per hour (1.8% at the time) is a lot of money.
During covid i was on 'mouse wiggle duty' when my mum didn't want to work and had no meetings 😂
Taping the mouse to my auto carpet cleaner and going back to bed.😊
You are so relatable and funny! Keep going❤
As someone who has worked sales with the public explaining a garage door and the opener is actually more involved than most ppl think
The words Microsoft teams really send a shiver up my spine
The hair is it all
" will i be available via email? ahaha, *no.* "
💀
I don’t think I can handle how much this guy looks like my geography teacher.
That alarm clock scared me for a second. I really thought that was mine for a second
Just put teams on a phone with a loud alert, theres your alarm
the laugh got me dying 😂😂😂😂
A WHOLE DAY TO MYSELF😀
I don’t have a job but I still know most of this from listening to my older brother and dad with jobs and my teachers complain that the American job system fs everyone over all the time and I can’t say I disagree
You're SO Realatible
I love how he makes this whole series work selling garage doors
I never been able to negotiate my salary or raise, I always been told that its up to corporate or thats policy take it or leave it
My dad one of those prank usd's (the ones that move your curser) just so his computer would stay awake and make it look like he is online
That alarm sound gave me ‘nam flashbacks. It used to be my alarm.
It's funny cause my dad married my step mom, who was his coworker lol
So after working five years you get the same benefits as a european worker from day 1, cool
my biggest pet peeve is after-hours emails/texts. unless someones dead, i leave that shit on read.
THE VAMPIRE T SHIRT :DDDDDD
I dated a coworker and now I work with an ex. And her name is Chelsea.
The experienced one describes BOTH of my parents
Me with my contract job and my zero vacation or sick days 💀💀💀💀
I be the 5 year person as soon as 6months hit
My mom sticks a paperclip under her key and takes a nap, she is a true role model.
Last one was def me when the reserves went online for covid 😂
Love the videos keep it up
We love the oliva Rodrigo shrit
i feel like you would be a good teacher
That last one is too real 😂 and oops I'm marrying one of my coworkers in December
No fr, the dating your colleges one is like dating your classmate in highschool, just don't. It'd be so awkward for everyone to have to act normal after a breakup. I ain't never been in a relationship but i thought everyone knew not to do it. Apparently not lmao 😂😂
0.5 is a 50% if I'm correct
You know there a good actor when you wanna yell at the dumb one 😭
Mfw i get 30 days per year in Germany. And something like "sick days" doesn't exist here at all
I can agree with the working with an ex. My ex and I both got a job at the same store. Luckily he got laid off after the first couple of months and I got a promotion recently. So no more awkwardness.
That last one is me, I literally set my alarm, slug some water, and log on to Teams. I got home at 10 AM, it's now 3 PM, I just put in a 14 hour overnight, and I could care less if my hair looks like I was just struck by lightening and my supposed-college student is complaining I cut their meal break short by 15 milliseconds. Let's get this over with so I can go back to sleep.
Only a 1 week of a paid vacation a year? Is that really a thing in USA..?
Yes, it is. Most states don't require any paid vacation
@@brandondixon2138 that's horrible! How can anyone live like that?
me and a bunch of my friends ran the declaration of independence and genesis chapter one through turn it ins chat gpt detector, and it said both were over 99% chat gpt LOL
The vampire shirttt❤❤❤❤
People don’t negotiate prices on cars either anymore, the majority of people just can’t be bothered to put effort in
If anyone can explain the inner working and intricacies of any tech to a senior citizen (hell, anyone above 50) and not lose their mind while doing so deserves to be paid double that of someone who cant.
I had to do something for my dad on the computer last night because he needed a compressed (zipped) file put onto a usb and he asked me to show him how and i wanted to take a forever nap.
the alarm scares me!
I love how it shows on the five years hes losing his sanity.
My mum and my stepmum both met my dad at work-
My eyes got wide when he said Charles
A week of vacation? That's literally illegal where I live.
Don't work for a place for more than 2 or 3 years. Then you are just wasting time. My last job before this one. I was at that company for 9 months before leaving for a better opportunity. Always be looking and applying.
Wow so funny🤣🤣
Tbh, this is only accurate if you start off at full-time. And salaried. Speaking from corporate experience.
THE VAMPIRE OLIVIA RODRIGO SHIRT
We in germany have 20 days of vacation per low but most Chefs gif you 30 days
Bro… all of this is why I don’t work in offices anymore.
The first thing that comes out when I get to work in a week or so and then I’m done for a while so I’m just trying not be stressed about anything I just wanted you know that I’m not ttttrying anything I don’t know if I can get it or if you want me too but I’m not trying I’m not just saying that I’m trying I’m just saying I’m not saying it to be rude or mean I’m just trying I’m trying not being rude and I just don’t mean tyyyyyyyyyyyy and I’m not saying that I just don’t be mean I’m trying I’m not being nice and I just want it to hurt me.
I'm not even a year in an doing the rolling out of bed 10 mins before and getting a meeting still in Pajamas
A friend of mine is currently dating a coworker. Worse they are in the same department. At least not the same team. However all 3.of us have mutal friends so if it ends badly, its going to get really awkward for all of us
The fact that my name is Chelsea 💀
... How do you know what it's like working with an ex if you've never done it?
no but seriously never date ur coworker…learned the hard way and now I have to sit next to him 😭
The hair difference 😂
“Hahaha”
*…*
“NO”
I dated 3 co workers, I left all three jobs before we broke up
If somebody offered me a job with 5 paid days of vacation, I would laugh at them, I don't even consider a job offer with less than 25 days of paid leave.
Take ur “ before this blows up “ ticket now
OMG YOU USED THE TH-cam ALARM
Attach a wireless mouse to a roomba for wfh
Scott’s finally getting off his sugar high (real ones will get it)
My sister is Chelsea
I’m to young to understand this feeling but now I’m scared 😭
Laughs I 4 weeks paid time off by law
What is even eugh is your fellow co workers see your tiktoks
For teens beginning and end of covid
Um now suddenly I work in finance
Honlestly after over 2 uears online, its hard to believe anyone even lifts their covers to join the meeting. All you're getting from me is the the occasional snore of judgement