Honestly, I think the only person in the wrong in the Hawkins story was the carer. The 12 year old had an accident caused by an undiagnosed medical issue. Of course, she couldn't have known that, but yelling at a literal child for throwing up, accidentally hitting someone, and then freezing up is just not the correct way to react at all
Literally, as someone who has a severe allergy to nuts, I wouldn’t want anyone shouting at me for literally being sick because of something I can’t control
Honestly the worst thing is that the restaurant permanently bans him despite them having a chicken covered with a peanut sauce thing that gave him a reaction and made him throw up
@theonionsystem7779 I've worked as a chef for almost 6 years. If there ever is one thing you never, ever at all, under any circumstances, want to mess up, it is the risk of making someone sick. I want to assume it was because of threats from the lunatic carer the restaurant got its arm twisted to ban the kid
Everytime i do something slightly embarassing i like to watch confession videos because its comforting to know that someone threw up on stephen hawking and i all i did was hiccup in a silent classroom
I have on multiple occasions thought “what if I’m not having a good time on the toilet and there’s a fire in the building” I mean it’s too much to think about 😭
@@WhiffTheRubbishEngine1869a few months ago I briefly woke up and did a massive fart and fell back to sleep for another hour … it wasn’t a fart is was about a liter of liquid shit and it was fucking everywhere … it didn’t smell strong though 🤷 I was fine after … glad I’m single
Watching this brought back a traumatic memory from Year 8... So half an hour into the school day I suddenly felt a funny sensation in my stomach, after a few minutes excusing myself to go to the toilets. The toilets were a very very long corridor away and I was running out of time... I ended up sprinting and just as I was getting there I shit myself really bad... A tsunami of diahorrea it was horrendous.... So I get into the cubicle, pull down my trousers and spray-shit all over, coating this entire toilet cubicle brown, only half of it ended up in the toilet id estimate. Needless to say I had to go home early, sitting on a towel in the car. I pity the poor cleaner who had to sort out this mess... Shit was everywhere.... Even on the walls I kid you not Also makes me remember the time I had wayyyy too much rosemary on a potato in a posh restaurant and gagged super loud, looked like I was throwing up and I'm pretty sure I got more than a few scornful glances
I assume it's because you would really have to be super unaware of your surroundings for that to happen, plus the added horror of their friend killing a dog probably always being in the back of their mind.
I see it more as the owners fault TBH, she was the one that didn't have her dog on a leash, especialy for a dog that could be squish to death, it's either the owners and the person not looking fault or no ones fault in my mind. Also maybe they all thought they did it on purpose because the exfriends weren't oblivious to the dog and saw it and they all thought the person stepping on the dog must've saw the dog too, so they don't know how they didn't see the dog, and also because seeing a dog getting smoshed to death is pretty traumatizing.
When i was 8 years old i entered a talentshow and doing magic tricks, i didnt practice magic tricks but still went on stage. The trick was letting little balls dissapear. I didnt know what to do but saw a crack between the stage so i decided to shove them through while changing the cups. The first two did, but at the last ball, some kid around 5 saw the balls falling throught the stage and shouted it out load. So everybody was now looking at the little balls under the stage. I didnt know you could see through the stage so i defended myself that the 5 year old was lying. Everybody saw. Never lie that you can do something while you cant.
One time when I was around like 9 8 or 10, I was in this local restaurant in the back (I think kids are banned from the front due to well, alcohol being present there. I live in the USA so yeah, dumb laws) and I was eating some food with my mom, nothing interesting. But when I got a glass of water, clumsy ass me let go, and it crashed in the middle of the restaurant patio. Everybody was staring at us, and I was humiliated (even for such a small incident). I actually was scared of returning to that restaurant for years and still am... Even more embarassing, most kids shit themselves a lot until they are around 7 or so, but I had a awful habit of shitting myself almost EVERY DAY until I was 12 and the habit wore off (even though I was still paranoid.) One time my mom smelled what happened and forced me to go to a pharmacy store and buy diapers which she forced me to wear for weeks. Not a proud moment.
I was really sitting here thinking this was a great video to fall asleep to, I was dozing off only for my ears to perk up at the “I can’t wait to kiss ur feet story”. I literally woke myself up from laughing hysterically😭😭😭😭
i have absolutely no shame. i have digestive issues and had a similar experience to the person that shat in a bucket. we were getting an extension, and there was an unexpected issue with the plumbing. i had a bad tum day, went to use the toilet and my dad was like “the toilet doesn’t flush at the moment” and i said “aight” and marched down to the seafront, and went into the public toilets. released the demons, came out and all the parents at the playpark were staring at me, but i kinda just… walked home? i only realised last week (about 3 years after the incident) that the toilet i chose has an inch-high gap under the door. it is the only cubicle with a gap underneath. i’ve had 70 different hair colours since then, none of the locals will know it was me, but i will. i always will. and now you will too 🤣 i’ve told this story about 3 times, i genuinely was proud of my ingenuity. now? yeah… still glad i didn’t actually arseblast through my shorts, i guess 🤣
In hospital right now got out surgery last night and I have been spam watching all your videos thank you for the new post your helping in ways you don’t realise :)
I think the most embarrassing moment in my life was around a year ago. I was chasing my boyfriend upstairs to his flat and he was way ahead of me. He managed to get into the flat and into his room before I even opened the front door. I saw the light on in the bathroom and giggled as I swung open the door and jumped in to spook him. Since I didn’t have my glasses on, everything was blurry and all I saw was someone sitting on the toilet. I giggled and stared at who I assumed was my boyfriend (also idk why my first thought was that my boyfriend was wearing a bald cap) and after standing there for a few seconds, trying to focus on who I was looking at, while still fricken giggling, I realised it was my boyfriend’s bald naked dad who I was and still am absolutely terrified of. I freaked out and ran into my boyfriend’s room and hid under his desk, while my boyfriend went to talk to his dad who was fricken screaming at him. Ngl I cried a little and it took a lot of time to lure me out from under that desk. Shit still keeps me up at night.
I used to piss in a pie tin, freeze it, then throw the piss frisby under the doors of my annoying neighbors during Elementry school. Why? I thought it was funny. :D
32:05 as a autistic person i am extremely good and bad at lying, im bad at lying about what i have and havent eaten, however i am amazing at lying about money situations: for example ive had my whole entire family thinking i still have my 5k savings for the past 4 years- which i havent gotten anymore cause at one point i got into a seriously bad depressive state for over 2 years and spent all of it on a game (yes i am ashamed of this) and refuse to tell my family 😂😭😭
Bro same. I can’t manage to convince people I’m not wearing the same shirt as the day before but my whole family thinks that the guy who’s been sleeping over every few weeks for years is “just a friend”
When I was 11, I was on the bus and started to feel sick. I stood up, walked all the way to the front to ask the driver to stop, and as soon as I opened my mouth in his direction, I vomited all over the poor man. He was very professional and said nothing. I sat down, mortified, and shivered all the way to my stop. To this day I would like to find that driver and apologise profusely. Also, the cardboard cutout in these videos is 1:1 me at 18, it's unbelievably creepy. I even have a photo in the exact same pose
My most embarrassing moment at school was sneezing in the middle of summer. 1 was 13 and very white blonde, my hair was full of June bugs the table ended up covered in them. I never wore my hair lose in school again. Didn't get any comments about it just stunned silence from the other 3 students looking at their work covered in bugs.
Not quite as good as vomiting on him but, my Dad legitimately nearly killed Stephen Hawkins one horrific rainy night in Cambridge. He was biking and came round a corner near the back of the universities. Hawkin had pulled out into the road just as my dad took the corner on his motorbike. My dad slid around him and managed to miss him, JUST. Whenever dad tells the story to anyone he always embellishes it by saying he heard Stephen say "Oh Shiiiiit."😅 This happened in the 90s but he still mentions it whenever "close calls" are randomly bought up.
When I was like 13, I was camping at a beach in a small camper for my whole family. I was in goodwill alone, while my dad and brother was in the store next door, I noticed I had to go to the bathroom, only a little. Then, it happened so suddenly but I then had to go so badly. I desperately asked for the bathroom but they said it was for workers only. Ended up peeing in the middle of the floor, luckily, there was a super nice lady who took a towel from the shelf and covered it around me and helped me to the bathroom when I was about to cry. Luckily, this was a goodwill so there were clothes I could buy to change into. I'm now very careful when I need to go the bathroom slightly because I know it can escalate super fast.
Nah man hearing those stories, I'm so glad that my most embarrassing story is just getting diarrhea at school and when my friend, who had come to check up on me, left the bathroom, I ripped the loudest fart of my life and THEN heard the door close haha
1:03 Wait this happened in my all ages theatre group during a Christmas show 😂 Poor kid got the nerves and threw up all over centre stage. The dancers had to avoid it in the next number before they could clean it up.
❤love you George , even if you are only 4 foot tall, 😂 you will always be the chief alpha to me❤ ps, your coverage of the mizzy drama stuff was absolutely brilliant and spot on, keep it up George, you sir are a legend ❤️🇬🇧❤️
The one about pissing under the carpet reminds me of when I went camping with my scout group and one of the kids who slept in my room took a massive dump under the carpet only for me and my mates to find it in horror the next morning.
I was probably 23 when I was waiting in line for a ride at a carnival. A group of teenagers were skipping the line and irritating a lot of people. When they got to me, I may have pulled a few insults that I knew would hit a teenager right in the ego. They didn’t cut me. Waited in the line with them for a while and when I finally got on the ride I immediately felt sick and hardly made it through the ride. As soon as it ended I begged to be let off and threw up right off the elevated side of the ride. All the teenagers saw me and needless to say it was a mega hit right to my ego. 😂
31:20 I went to a Scottish Primary school, we don't have reception just usually a year of nursery and them primary 1. The person may have been a primary seven which is the final year of primary. The average age of a child leaving is 12 unless you're born later in the year. So that may clear it up :)
One time I was at a church event, and made the terrible mistake of not eating enough food before I took my daily vitamins. I almost immediately felt nauseous, and was trying and failing to hold it in as I ran over to a trash can to puke. I apologized profusely afterwards, and still feel embarrassed about it to this day. Another vomit-related embarrassing story of mine took place several years ago, when I was a little kid and my mom made me take swimming lessons. They didn’t last very long because I got so nervous that I threw up in the pool and they had to cancel them for everyone. Whoops.
14:00, Some students set of coloured smoke bombs off in our school, two in the PE Block, 3 on the Field that we were all on because they’d also set off the fire alarm. And there were another 2 set off on the playgrounds while we were returning to class. This all happened a week after a riot had happened at the school, the riot consisted off entire year groups bunking class and setting off as many fire alarms as possible. This was all on the local newspaper as well.
Listening to this as a full grown adult makes me seriously consider putting an extra set of clothes in my car just I do for my preschooler 😂 Omg, so many poo accidents.
In primary school I wrote a poem to the boy I fancied and put a tenner in the envelope and posted through his door lmao he asked me in school if it was from me as his mum or dad saw me and I will never live that down, I think part of who I am today is because of that 😂
Honestly, I think the only person in the wrong in the Hawkins story was the carer. The 12 year old had an accident caused by an undiagnosed medical issue. Of course, she couldn't have known that, but yelling at a literal child for throwing up, accidentally hitting someone, and then freezing up is just not the correct way to react at all
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Literally, as someone who has a severe allergy to nuts, I wouldn’t want anyone shouting at me for literally being sick because of something I can’t control
Honestly the worst thing is that the restaurant permanently bans him despite them having a chicken covered with a peanut sauce thing that gave him a reaction and made him throw up
@theonionsystem7779 I've worked as a chef for almost 6 years. If there ever is one thing you never, ever at all, under any circumstances, want to mess up, it is the risk of making someone sick. I want to assume it was because of threats from the lunatic carer the restaurant got its arm twisted to ban the kid
How this has aged with the release of the list
Everytime i do something slightly embarassing i like to watch confession videos because its comforting to know that someone threw up on stephen hawking and i all i did was hiccup in a silent classroom
These 1 hour videos are perfect falling asleeping material
Some way of saying the videos shite
Real
For sure 👌
Yeah
One of them woke me up :( maybe a different one will send me to sleep.
Stephen Hawking one doesn’t seem as bad now at least 💀
The kid was allergic to nonces
Karma
@@MrDonalds_employeeyou do realise it's fake?
@@danielarnold9042 what’s fake? The story or the Epstein list?
@@MrDonalds_employee Epstein list - just look it up
Damn, this thumbnail aged like wine 😂
I heard wanking on trains is the name of James’s new song
it's spunking on trains I think
@@assas1nscreed” with every chug I give it a tug on wank train baby ..”
1 hour of embarrassing stories. Christmas has came early, boys
You scare me
AHHHHH 'CAME'!!!!!!
My biggest fear has just become sharting myself, thank you George
I have on multiple occasions thought “what if I’m not having a good time on the toilet and there’s a fire in the building” I mean it’s too much to think about 😭
@@WhiffTheRubbishEngine1869a few months ago I briefly woke up and did a massive fart and fell back to sleep for another hour … it wasn’t a fart is was about a liter of liquid shit and it was fucking everywhere … it didn’t smell strong though 🤷 I was fine after … glad I’m single
😂😂😂😂@@WhiffTheRubbishEngine1869
Yea like it’s never happened but just what if it does 😭
Watching this brought back a traumatic memory from Year 8... So half an hour into the school day I suddenly felt a funny sensation in my stomach, after a few minutes excusing myself to go to the toilets. The toilets were a very very long corridor away and I was running out of time... I ended up sprinting and just as I was getting there I shit myself really bad... A tsunami of diahorrea it was horrendous.... So I get into the cubicle, pull down my trousers and spray-shit all over, coating this entire toilet cubicle brown, only half of it ended up in the toilet id estimate. Needless to say I had to go home early, sitting on a towel in the car. I pity the poor cleaner who had to sort out this mess... Shit was everywhere.... Even on the walls I kid you not
Also makes me remember the time I had wayyyy too much rosemary on a potato in a posh restaurant and gagged super loud, looked like I was throwing up and I'm pretty sure I got more than a few scornful glances
It is not written in the bible but there was actually a 4th wise man, he came bearing the gift of an hour long GeorgeM vid.
the one about the kid stepping on a dog gives such weird vibes, why did every witness think they did it on purpose?
I assume it's because you would really have to be super unaware of your surroundings for that to happen, plus the added horror of their friend killing a dog probably always being in the back of their mind.
The same thing happened to a relative of mine. Walked out the front door without realising his mum‘s tiny dog was lying on the top step. 😢
I see it more as the owners fault TBH, she was the one that didn't have her dog on a leash, especialy for a dog that could be squish to death, it's either the owners and the person not looking fault or no ones fault in my mind. Also maybe they all thought they did it on purpose because the exfriends weren't oblivious to the dog and saw it and they all thought the person stepping on the dog must've saw the dog too, so they don't know how they didn't see the dog, and also because seeing a dog getting smoshed to death is pretty traumatizing.
BRO WTF I SWEAR TO GOD IM THE GUY THAT PISSED IN THE SINK, wtf when did he post that aha
Do you forgive him for snitching
Nahhh fr?
@@BigBoris nah fuck him. jks he's rly nice
cap
I once took a crap in my friends kitchen sink.
We were no longer friends after that 😢
That flair one is absolutely vile 😭
thank you for including my confession in the hour long special george xx
Which confession was u 😂
@@SleepyDecshes the girl who has a crush on her older brother
Ur the girl who had a crush on ur brother? U need help
@@jarrodedson5441 NO I DIDNT??
@@Porkypigyt NO??
24:01 an embarassing story from me: I read that wattpad story.
Aged well
When i was 8 years old i entered a talentshow and doing magic tricks, i didnt practice magic tricks but still went on stage. The trick was letting little balls dissapear.
I didnt know what to do but saw a crack between the stage so i decided to shove them through while changing the cups. The first two did, but at the last ball, some kid around 5 saw the balls falling throught the stage and shouted it out load. So everybody was now looking at the little balls under the stage. I didnt know you could see through the stage so i defended myself that the 5 year old was lying.
Everybody saw.
Never lie that you can do something while you cant.
One time when I was around like 9 8 or 10, I was in this local restaurant in the back (I think kids are banned from the front due to well, alcohol being present there. I live in the USA so yeah, dumb laws) and I was eating some food with my mom, nothing interesting. But when I got a glass of water, clumsy ass me let go, and it crashed in the middle of the restaurant patio. Everybody was staring at us, and I was humiliated (even for such a small incident). I actually was scared of returning to that restaurant for years and still am...
Even more embarassing, most kids shit themselves a lot until they are around 7 or so, but I had a awful habit of shitting myself almost EVERY DAY until I was 12 and the habit wore off (even though I was still paranoid.) One time my mom smelled what happened and forced me to go to a pharmacy store and buy diapers which she forced me to wear for weeks. Not a proud moment.
I was really sitting here thinking this was a great video to fall asleep to, I was dozing off only for my ears to perk up at the “I can’t wait to kiss ur feet story”. I literally woke myself up from laughing hysterically😭😭😭😭
i have absolutely no shame. i have digestive issues and had a similar experience to the person that shat in a bucket. we were getting an extension, and there was an unexpected issue with the plumbing. i had a bad tum day, went to use the toilet and my dad was like “the toilet doesn’t flush at the moment” and i said “aight” and marched down to the seafront, and went into the public toilets. released the demons, came out and all the parents at the playpark were staring at me, but i kinda just… walked home? i only realised last week (about 3 years after the incident) that the toilet i chose has an inch-high gap under the door. it is the only cubicle with a gap underneath. i’ve had 70 different hair colours since then, none of the locals will know it was me, but i will. i always will. and now you will too 🤣
i’ve told this story about 3 times, i genuinely was proud of my ingenuity. now? yeah… still glad i didn’t actually arseblast through my shorts, i guess 🤣
In hospital right now got out surgery last night and I have been spam watching all your videos thank you for the new post your helping in ways you don’t realise :)
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hope you feel better soon 🫂
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A whole hour of memeolous 🙏🙏🙏
Why are almost all of them about someone shitting themselves 💀
I think the most embarrassing moment in my life was around a year ago. I was chasing my boyfriend upstairs to his flat and he was way ahead of me. He managed to get into the flat and into his room before I even opened the front door. I saw the light on in the bathroom and giggled as I swung open the door and jumped in to spook him. Since I didn’t have my glasses on, everything was blurry and all I saw was someone sitting on the toilet. I giggled and stared at who I assumed was my boyfriend (also idk why my first thought was that my boyfriend was wearing a bald cap) and after standing there for a few seconds, trying to focus on who I was looking at, while still fricken giggling, I realised it was my boyfriend’s bald naked dad who I was and still am absolutely terrified of. I freaked out and ran into my boyfriend’s room and hid under his desk, while my boyfriend went to talk to his dad who was fricken screaming at him. Ngl I cried a little and it took a lot of time to lure me out from under that desk. Shit still keeps me up at night.
I used to piss in a pie tin, freeze it, then throw the piss frisby under the doors of my annoying neighbors during Elementry school. Why? I thought it was funny. :D
2:00 that Stephen Hawkins one was in a eboys confession video
What’s it called
GEORGE PLEASE I UNIRONICALLY THREW UP BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
😦
Love this George memeulous
32:05
as a autistic person i am extremely good and bad at lying, im bad at lying about what i have and havent eaten, however i am amazing at lying about money situations: for example ive had my whole entire family thinking i still have my 5k savings for the past 4 years- which i havent gotten anymore cause at one point i got into a seriously bad depressive state for over 2 years and spent all of it on a game (yes i am ashamed of this) and refuse to tell my family 😂😭😭
Bro same. I can’t manage to convince people I’m not wearing the same shirt as the day before but my whole family thinks that the guy who’s been sleeping over every few weeks for years is “just a friend”
The guy with the flares costed me my life.
George is a therapist for the most wrong individuals
Love the plushie on the floor behind you
When I was 11, I was on the bus and started to feel sick.
I stood up, walked all the way to the front to ask the driver to stop, and as soon as I opened my mouth in his direction, I vomited all over the poor man.
He was very professional and said nothing.
I sat down, mortified, and shivered all the way to my stop.
To this day I would like to find that driver and apologise profusely.
Also, the cardboard cutout in these videos is 1:1 me at 18, it's unbelievably creepy.
I even have a photo in the exact same pose
Lol
My most embarrassing moment at school was sneezing in the middle of summer. 1 was 13 and very white blonde, my hair was full of June bugs the table ended up covered in them. I never wore my hair lose in school again. Didn't get any comments about it just stunned silence from the other 3 students looking at their work covered in bugs.
Not quite as good as vomiting on him but, my Dad legitimately nearly killed Stephen Hawkins one horrific rainy night in Cambridge. He was biking and came round a corner near the back of the universities. Hawkin had pulled out into the road just as my dad took the corner on his motorbike. My dad slid around him and managed to miss him, JUST. Whenever dad tells the story to anyone he always embellishes it by saying he heard Stephen say "Oh Shiiiiit."😅 This happened in the 90s but he still mentions it whenever "close calls" are randomly bought up.
Loving these compilations, absolute Christmas treats
22:12 legendary response 😂😂
George never fails to make me Memeulous all over the place 😍 💖
bruva. what the fuck
Uh
thanks for chucking mine in the compilation big g x
I don't know which one was you, but don't be ashamed b, you're great
it's all character building, and the moral ideals of society are merely a suggestion
@@SmD-ff5xd no. mine was the dan and phil one. i should absolutely be ashamed. ❤️
@@negativelilyit happens to the best of us i think
@@negativelilyUsername checks out /j
This is a Christmas miracle
When I was like 13, I was camping at a beach in a small camper for my whole family. I was in goodwill alone, while my dad and brother was in the store next door, I noticed I had to go to the bathroom, only a little. Then, it happened so suddenly but I then had to go so badly. I desperately asked for the bathroom but they said it was for workers only. Ended up peeing in the middle of the floor, luckily, there was a super nice lady who took a towel from the shelf and covered it around me and helped me to the bathroom when I was about to cry. Luckily, this was a goodwill so there were clothes I could buy to change into. I'm now very careful when I need to go the bathroom slightly because I know it can escalate super fast.
Nah man hearing those stories, I'm so glad that my most embarrassing story is just getting diarrhea at school and when my friend, who had come to check up on me, left the bathroom, I ripped the loudest fart of my life and THEN heard the door close haha
Now THIS is the Christmas present we all needed. Thankyou 😁
not the video to bring a snack to...
Big Man George, I only skipped half the ads watching this hour long video. Merry Christmas
so generous
1 hour of completely real and not fake at all “confessions”
If the story at 23:45 is real, please get help.
Why has everyone skimmed over the fact that someone has written FANFICS of George. YOU CAN’T SEE HIS FACE 😭
I’m sad you didn’t include my story where a used condom was thrown out of the window which landed next to my exes grandad -_-
WHAT???
@@rebeccasutton2401YES THAT HAPPENED 😭😭😭
the chester zoo one was hilarious
OFC IT'S THE GEEZER FROM MY AREA WANKING IN A TRAIN
1:03
Wait this happened in my all ages theatre group during a Christmas show 😂
Poor kid got the nerves and threw up all over centre stage. The dancers had to avoid it in the next number before they could clean it up.
“How are you supposed to know a hamster cant have deodorant, i didnt know until just now”.
I once shit myself outside of the doctors while having an asthma attack lmao
47:57 pretty sure we had the same story twice
LMAOO THE STEPHEN HAWKING STORY IS WILD 😭
I’d love this I’ve got a few of my own to add
That feeling when u can’t remember if i did sent in ur confession and now have to worry the whole video 😂
39:38 I had tea in my mouth. spat it all over my laptop. Thanks a lot George
90% of these stories are just people vomiting, shitting themselves or pissing in random places
OMG, I also have a peanut allergy-induced vomiting story!! Luckily in the comfort of my own home though, lol. Allergies are weird.
thought this was hilarious until I realised I sent one of these in. 😭
😂😂😂
In Scotland you leave primary school when your 12 or11 and you start when your 5
great vid george
This is what 4.5 billion years of evolution has led up to
❤love you George , even if you are only 4 foot tall, 😂 you will always be the chief alpha to me❤ ps, your coverage of the mizzy drama stuff was absolutely brilliant and spot on, keep it up George, you sir are a legend ❤️🇬🇧❤️
The one about pissing under the carpet reminds me of when I went camping with my scout group and one of the kids who slept in my room took a massive dump under the carpet only for me and my mates to find it in horror the next morning.
I was probably 23 when I was waiting in line for a ride at a carnival. A group of teenagers were skipping the line and irritating a lot of people. When they got to me, I may have pulled a few insults that I knew would hit a teenager right in the ego. They didn’t cut me. Waited in the line with them for a while and when I finally got on the ride I immediately felt sick and hardly made it through the ride. As soon as it ended I begged to be let off and threw up right off the elevated side of the ride. All the teenagers saw me and needless to say it was a mega hit right to my ego. 😂
Stephen Hawking would probably gobble up the vomit
WHAT?!?!?!?!?! this should probably be the least of my concerns but *_GOBBLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!_*
31:20 I went to a Scottish Primary school, we don't have reception just usually a year of nursery and them primary 1. The person may have been a primary seven which is the final year of primary. The average age of a child leaving is 12 unless you're born later in the year. So that may clear it up :)
Good to know
In England we leave primary at 4 to live in council estates and live off the dole watching George memelous
One time I was at a church event, and made the terrible mistake of not eating enough food before I took my daily vitamins. I almost immediately felt nauseous, and was trying and failing to hold it in as I ran over to a trash can to puke. I apologized profusely afterwards, and still feel embarrassed about it to this day.
Another vomit-related embarrassing story of mine took place several years ago, when I was a little kid and my mom made me take swimming lessons. They didn’t last very long because I got so nervous that I threw up in the pool and they had to cancel them for everyone. Whoops.
Ive been misreading the thumbnail as I threw up Stephen Hawkins the entire day
watch all the episodes of annoying orange w mariot and all that
14:00, Some students set of coloured smoke bombs off in our school, two in the PE Block, 3 on the Field that we were all on because they’d also set off the fire alarm. And there were another 2 set off on the playgrounds while we were returning to class. This all happened a week after a riot had happened at the school, the riot consisted off entire year groups bunking class and setting off as many fire alarms as possible. This was all on the local newspaper as well.
My friend, a few years ago, told me that he heard his parents “going at it”
TWICE
Sometimes I feel like watching a video like this is bad luck, and my body will get ideas
31:18 it depends in Canada you are in primary school at 12 and at 13 you enter secondary school then at 17-18 you enter college
dont think we have college in Canada. It goes straight from school to uni
@@ahmadjawad2310 depends where in Quebec u have college
@@gingerman5751 oh didnt know that
People always joke that if their group chat gets leaked their getting locked up. Go forbid if the memeulous confessions get leaked
Gonna need verification for that Stephen Hawking one tbh, too convenient for all that to happen in a row.
51:56 well to be fair lynx may be the outlier as it is literally a weapon
0:51 I saw the signs and it opened up my eyes. I saw the sign.
In Scotland you are on primary school from when you are 5-12 and secondary school 12-18
In Scotland depending on when Ur birthday is U can be in primary 7 at 12yrs old then start high school in the August xx
Listening to this as a full grown adult makes me seriously consider putting an extra set of clothes in my car just I do for my preschooler 😂 Omg, so many poo accidents.
I was on one of infinite lists funniest kids test answers for my drawing of a seal in kindergarten 😭😭
Only thing I dwell on is telling someone not to be vegetarian when I was younger
I thought it was short for mongrel-
I'm scared of Sharon Osbourne too
Primary school at 12 is Scotland George mate 🤦🏻♂️🤣
Just superb.
Thank you georgie boy
Never drinking from a cup again
I just watch these to sleep lol
23:42 first incest admission on the George M channel is wild
I don’t really laugh irl Watching vids but I ave like 8 times during this
In primary school I wrote a poem to the boy I fancied and put a tenner in the envelope and posted through his door lmao he asked me in school if it was from me as his mum or dad saw me and I will never live that down, I think part of who I am today is because of that 😂
32:05 as a diagnosed autistic person i can confirm im the best liar in my whole year, so yes, it is common
31:30 that person might be Scottish, in Scotland school is kinda different which means primary sevens are usually 11/12
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average george viewer: shits themselves