As Jordan crashes through the walls of the friendly McDonald’s, he can hear the terrified cries of the children inside the play place. As the crimson begins to cover his windshield, he gently places his foot upon the brake peddle. He opens his car door, and stares out at the death, and destruction caused by himself. He takes a deep breath, and quietly says... _”Maybe I shouldn’t have taken that shortcut...”_
To do BeamNG ai, you spawn another car by clicking on one and clicking "Spawn New" then using tab to switch to your car, press escape to get into the escape menu, where you will find an AI button. In the AI menu, there are options for chasing, running away, stopping, and randomly driving. Also, holding down Ctrl allows you to drag around pieces of your car with your mouse.
To get AI: First go to the car you want. Then press add new Then press tab to go to the new car (if not already at it) Press escape Press ai Flee = runs away Chase= chases you Random= drives randomly Choose one. Then press tab to go back to your car Like so Jordan sees
This is the first Jordan video I've ever watched. My friend showed me this, and I was dying of laughter! I've been a subscriber for so long now, and, with nothing else to do in quarantine, I'm rewatching this video. I'm crying tears of nostalgia!
Jordan learns about a thing called "oversteer" I would buy an SBR4 if it was real and I could afford it, it's a Flat-4, Twin-Turbo monster! There's something fun about anybody's first time playing BeamNG.drive, they always floor it into the nearest wall.
Just imagine u are just filming this guy and he is like *man i just want to get some mc Donalds* and he is driving at 124 mph and you and him get stuck in a tree and u like you know we are in a tree and he is still like *man just want some mc Donalds come on bro*
10:49 That wheel just *A S C E N D E D*
Jesus Christ
Even without a hack enabled, Jordan makes it a laughing fest
My god I love your profile
Oh thank you
Melone same
"Everything is going to be okay! Everything is fine!" - Jordan, trying to reevaluate his life
*The new "Cars" movie looks awesome!*
pft
with a new sequel song to life is a highway, death is a highway to the mcdonalds drive-thru
ima wait for it
roadtrip with uncle jordi yes!!!!!!! AND WE'RE GETTIN MCDANOLDS YES!!!
_amanda is about to call the cops_
i luv ur channel :3
2:10 when you let your noob teammate drive an atk
Good god that intro
Omg that pfp is beautiful
It's the face of a man who didn't get his Mcdonald's
@@robotslayer9690 hello
@@robotslayer9690 gotta take that shortcut to McDonald's
This is like a live stream were all talking to each other
I am concerned about anyone who's this passionate to get to McDonalds
e to yes E TO me to
doesn't even taste that good
@@thesuperpunmaster6369 zzz WAHT U SAID
eh bekfast is delicious so I can understand why
Scares009 what are u doing here lol
8:41 me trying and failing at flirting with girls
Edit: oh, he actually did that
As Jordan crashes through the walls of the friendly McDonald’s, he can hear the terrified cries of the children inside the play place. As the crimson begins to cover his windshield, he gently places his foot upon the brake peddle. He opens his car door, and stares out at the death, and destruction caused by himself. He takes a deep breath, and quietly says... _”Maybe I shouldn’t have taken that shortcut...”_
2:38 Jordan: maybe they serve McdoAAAAAA
A random object: **disappears**
Jordan: That was DLC.
Your intro sounds like you just shoved a trumpet in a washing machine | Totally Not Edited
Terabiteage Nope we call them washing machines
We call them washing machines too
Well shit, just making myself look like an idiot
8:36 Jordan loses puberty
13:17 *TO BE CONTINUE*
"I thought- I thought I saw water in the diSTANCE!!!" /dies laughing and bangs on the desk/
8:35
That’s not good!
Hoo!
My poor vehicle!
No!
N🅾️🅾️🅾️
We need to get to her
My PC running any other game: i am absolutely fine
My PC running BeamNG: 5:45
1:37 Gotta get those cheese burge
Homer Simpson becomes a rich man in all Springfield 7:57
To do BeamNG ai, you spawn another car by clicking on one and clicking "Spawn New" then using tab to switch to your car, press escape to get into the escape menu, where you will find an AI button. In the AI menu, there are options for chasing, running away, stopping, and randomly driving. Also, holding down Ctrl allows you to drag around pieces of your car with your mouse.
To get AI:
First go to the car you want.
Then press add new
Then press tab to go to the new car (if not already at it)
Press escape
Press ai
Flee = runs away
Chase= chases you
Random= drives randomly
Choose one. Then press tab to go back to your car
Like so Jordan sees
1:28 I CANT STOP FREAKING LAUGHING!!!
13:22
The way you said "distance" almost got me choking on my popcorn from laughing
This is the better intro that i see.
Trying to get a girl to go out with you by having a pink car is like saying that she’ll go out with Homer Simpson for having a pink car😂
When you get a notification for this vid and your name is Amanda...
oh..Okay um i feel bad for you now
:flushed:
1:19 D R I V E T H R U T H E M C D O N A L D S
Getting in a truck
Normal person: starts driving
Jordan: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
This is the first Jordan video I've ever watched. My friend showed me this, and I was dying of laughter! I've been a subscriber for so long now, and, with nothing else to do in quarantine, I'm rewatching this video. I'm crying tears of nostalgia!
We all are
This man needs more attention
7:24 idk why i find that so funny :P
Best moments:
0:00-15:02
11:47 *It's a car crash.*
Black like my fire
Jordan learns about a thing called "oversteer"
I would buy an SBR4 if it was real and I could afford it, it's a Flat-4, Twin-Turbo monster!
There's something fun about anybody's first time playing BeamNG.drive, they always floor it into the nearest wall.
8:39 NUU NUUUUUUUUUUU
2:38
Or maybe they serve McD🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️
Toothless the nightfury dragon sbr4 need to stop chasing 🤣
Beamng corruptions pls
This channel is chaos and I LOVE IT
Games like this are actually my favourite video games tbh
Amanda: hey Jerry were is Jordan
Jerry: gone reduced to atoms
Gotta get to McDonald’s to get that cheeseburg-
I dont know why, but I hope you made LOTTSA SPAGHETTI
5:24 S I M P
The best v8 5:46
Jordan playing BeamNG Drive?? MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW!!!
Thats the best beamng drive video I ever watched in my life
He ikr
"Imma need you to absolutely destroy me." Kinky
Poor guy, just wanted to get McDonald's and ended up dying
Never thought jordan would play this
This channel grew quick. Literally been watching for a few months. Whenever you had 2k subs.
This made my quiet depressed big brother laugh his ass off
This is the funiest thing Ive ever seen. I was laughing so hard.
DO MORE DO MORE DO MORE
I NEED MORE SIMS 4 VIDEO ‘CAUSE I DIED ON THAT
More beamng Drive and you get Amanda, I believe in you!
More beamng drive, please...
Some one should animate this
I'm an animator
Do it!
please do a corruption of this game
while looking for amanda
9:55 What point did Amanda make?
Welcoom 2 Mac Donalds how may I take your order
Mmmh that Seinfeld earrape was crispay 👌
Do more BeamNG!!
I never knew you play BeamNG drive I love that game
🎶 What are you driving forrrrrrrr 🎶
h h hello welcome to micdonleds lol XD
This is why I subbed.
Got to get That McDonald’s got get to my job But does it still work
One hell of an intro
good to have you back babe
Plz, more! I beg you!
Bro if I remember, I'll always comment "Maybe Amanda likes squished things."
You see I don't even have to _know_ what you're playing, and it'll _still_ be funny AF!
*(likes video)*
ya nailed it.
Do Splatoon curroptions or wii sports resort corruption
I couldn't breathe in this video 😂
Dude I was watching this video while eating MacDonalds
8:05 mission failed, well get em next time
2:38 McDOAAA-
Beatuiful 👌
i never knew you had this game! i do too! c:
You saved me from my cancer
Just imagine u are just filming this guy and he is like *man i just want to get some mc Donalds* and he is driving at 124 mph and you and him get stuck in a tree and u like you know we are in a tree and he is still like *man just want some mc Donalds come on bro*
please make more of these
we *livin'* it.
Do corruptions of this shot my 🅱oi
Every vehicle from vehicles cartoons worst nightmares...
C A R D E S T R U C T I O N I N T H I S V I D E O . . .
The good M
5:32 Pink panther's car and the simpsons's car too..
In a fashion position.
Take a drink for every time he says Amanda or we
Mr nee cap breaker 🤣
My favorite shitpost daddy plays one of my favorite games. Yeet.
Your shouting is *NUT* worthy
Super Mario odessy but you are a freakin BRIDGE
Daamn I LUV THIS GAME
I like that car but ill change the color and i would like it to be a toyota
WOW beamNG drive? NICE
13:20 Super Slim Edition Car
Yess more beamng
Ohh I like that intro