@spindletea I'm actually jealous of that. Shaving is such an annoying and painful thing for me to do. I wish I never grew facial hair, so I always looked clean. Damn. Le adulthood ruined. 😭
@spindletea Yeah. The only thing I like about the shaving process is that I look and feel so fresh after doing it. But even then, my face hurts like crazy afterwards. Adulthood moment. 😭
I still can't get over how that review was the first video to come out after the allegations. I remember being legitimately worried that Pyro wasn't going to upload again, and I got so excited when I saw it in my sub feed. Talk about a comeback.
@@BionicmanJCD I was taking a trip down the T-Central the other day and some guy with a bag on his head opened fire 0/10 accurate Cry of Fear doesn't scream allahu ackbar enough.
7:11 "Look at that detail," he says, stubble grinding his double chin like sandpaper. His drool slides down to "meat," his double chin, turning his fleshy mandible into a whetstone. It is more than enough to polish his chinese katana on. His expo-marker-like fingers haphazardly scrape across what's left of his jawline like the razor he so desperately needs, antagonizing rows of pimples that react like ants out of their hill. His breath sterilizes the monitor as his incredulous grunt escapes his mouth, and the air of his breath animates the monster cans, becoming injured animals dashing for the wooden crag and a swift death. They narrowly avoid the creature who controls wind, but the beast is already complacent. Complacent to the stagnant air curdling the wallpaper. Complacent to his squealing armchair. Complacent about the diener mustering up the courage to break inside. Once again, his eyes glaze over and return to their walleyed state: the details' novelty has tapered off, for he has seen it all. The last symptom of humanity is squeezed out of him like the pimento in an olive. Soon, he ascends to the anime land on the transit of heart disease.
Pyro's Far Cry 3, Utopia, and Cry of Fear videos are probably some of my most watched videos on youtube. Something about them just makes them so rewatchable.
No joke loving the current thing pyro has going on with semi consistent uploads on this channel and the more long form game analysis vids on the main channel. Keep it up man
I ask thee, Pyro: bring back alive Hidden: Source with a video. 'tis my humble plea. I tried, yet failed on me quest. Farewell, Pyro, First of His Name, Petter Of Scops, Pathfinder Of Montage Parodies.
Pyro's video about Cry of Fear is up there with one of his many magnum opus videos. Right next to the videos by including: 1. The 7-hour review about a British show that I'll never watch 2. The ARG that's been finished for over 3 years. And 3. The review about the funny Gmod Death Run Cube movie.
Just rewatched your review for 15th time. No joke, your reviews are so bingeable, a great thing to keep in the corner of the monitor when studying and epic gaming
Meh, dont have ADHD so I can only focus on one thing at a time. I mostly rewatch it to see how much I have grown in the past 6 months, which is a really unique experience.
The funny thing about the double tap dodge, you can actually disable that in the "advance options" in settings. You can then dodge with ALT button which I find a breeze to use.
I hope he included the bit where he was asked if he ever doesn't reference memes in conversation, paused and silently had an existential crisis edit:noice
Of all those early 2010's titles like Amnesia, Five Nights at Freddy's and Slender this was the one I had to stop playing the most because it got too intense. It's like the long lost brother of Resident Evil and Silent Hill
Still waiting for him to give the devs that money to remake the game and release it across all platforms so other people can enjoy it. Maybe next year.
He really needs to pull a swagger and add loud noises to the donations. That would make the experience a lot different while playing. Not always with horror games but sometimes it would be neat.
@@Trapperknight they are? What have they gotten so far? And is there a video or something? Is it different from the footage pyro used in showing what the guy wanted originally. Is there more information about it that you can spare.
@@AlienFan25 Well he did and update on it currently being cancelled indefinitely on both the ue4 and source version, since they don't have enough professional manpower for these projects. This was from the 30 march 2022.
22:49 i'm genuinely shocked to learn that you haven't played SH2, especially since you are such a fan of Cry of Fear. It's (in my opinion) one of the greatest video games ever made, you need to play it.
Pyro, I don't think you'll ever see but this video was the First ever video that put me to sleep. I just woke up from my nap and now I'm in London. Pog
I thought he has already played Silent Hill 2 with all the references he made. Oh well, I hope he'll play it on stream at one point, even though getting it to work properly on PC takes some time because the enhanced edition mod is a must.
I played cry of fear before he made his video a year ago and i shit myself so badly that i took me 2 weeks to get to the apartments at the start of the game. Thanks to his video i got the motivation to continue the game and also get the collectables. Seeing him come back to talk about it is great!
It's comical that pyro had to censor out the Sawer cutting its head off in the main channel video, but the slop channel replay can still allow for that scene to be included
Fun fact: if you leave a weapon on the ground in front of the house with carcass boss and walk in,the gun can bug in being on the street while you are in the house(you die when you fall down there) and you cant get it back on the original street as it is in the other area in the house
The sign says "rabbits" "everybody loves rabbit's" It's a refferens to hares being literal pest in sweden while rabbits are beloved pets. Not really that funny ^^
If you like this game you'd really like silent hill 2 and 3. It's pretty clear Cry of Fear took a lot of inspiration from them and I'd love to see you cover either of them in a long form video on your main channel!
Pyro can't imagine a world where Dark souls or breaking bad didn't exist
He will commit mass infidelity if he existed in that world
@Alex Erami I too, love to break bad
Evangelion as well
Because of this, i am now able to call Saul
I prefer one where Onlyfans doesn't exist.
Pyro's cry of fear video is easily the most rewatchable thing on TH-cam.
*Insert overdone Petscop joke*
@@fullaregrets5015 Petscop 2?
and fat cry 3
his 7 hour video is too
for me its max0r
"I grew facial hair" bro looks like he had beard opacity at 5%
I know the pain.
I don't know what I was expecting, but I gotta admit I didn't see Pyro having essentially what happens after a cat rubs off of you.
@spindletea I'm actually jealous of that. Shaving is such an annoying and painful thing for me to do. I wish I never grew facial hair, so I always looked clean. Damn. Le adulthood ruined. 😭
@spindletea Yeah. The only thing I like about the shaving process is that I look and feel so fresh after doing it. But even then, my face hurts like crazy afterwards. Adulthood moment. 😭
@spindletea I have new razor pieces now, so maybe they'll work better. Hopefully it's just a razor issue.
"This is the best ending"
*two dead police officers and a empty gun in simon's hand*
It fits the game's depressing theme so it checks out I guess.
Nah it’s a normal thing to do in Sweden don’t worry
they just respawn dw bout it
if only the coop ending was canon 💔
I still can't get over how that review was the first video to come out after the allegations. I remember being legitimately worried that Pyro wasn't going to upload again, and I got so excited when I saw it in my sub feed. Talk about a comeback.
what allegations
@@lobost12 th-cam.com/video/1C0SckVqH2g/w-d-xo.html when pyrocynical was falsely accused of being a groomer
Woah, for some reason i thought the video is from like 3 years ago
@@lobost12 there were no allegations don’t worry :)
@@lobost12 people where calling him a nonce but it turns out he was just a furry who likes inflation roleplaying lmao
He returns back to cry of fear after a year and then there’s pet cop waiting to die
I feel like everytime he gets one of these comments he pushes it back by like 2 months
@@totororaptors petscop petscop petscop petscop petscop petscop. There i just delayed it by a year
@@xtdycxtfuv9353 you know what I'm alright with that
Really don't care about that game
pet cop
cry of fear is so good, i wish Sweden was real
It is and it's just like the game too.
@@BionicmanJCD I was taking a trip down the T-Central the other day and some guy with a bag on his head opened fire 0/10 accurate Cry of Fear doesn't scream allahu ackbar enough.
Damn, i thought i was real tho 😔
The fuck is a Sweden
I agree cry of fear is still an amazing game today…
@Текаshi 6iх9ine 🅥 nobody Cares
@@crash4267 speaking true facts
Very
7:11 "Look at that detail," he says, stubble grinding his double chin like sandpaper. His drool slides down to "meat," his double chin, turning his fleshy mandible into a whetstone. It is more than enough to polish his chinese katana on. His expo-marker-like fingers haphazardly scrape across what's left of his jawline like the razor he so desperately needs, antagonizing rows of pimples that react like ants out of their hill. His breath sterilizes the monitor as his incredulous grunt escapes his mouth, and the air of his breath animates the monster cans, becoming injured animals dashing for the wooden crag and a swift death. They narrowly avoid the creature who controls wind, but the beast is already complacent. Complacent to the stagnant air curdling the wallpaper. Complacent to his squealing armchair. Complacent about the diener mustering up the courage to break inside. Once again, his eyes glaze over and return to their walleyed state: the details' novelty has tapered off, for he has seen it all. The last symptom of humanity is squeezed out of him like the pimento in an olive. Soon, he ascends to the anime land on the transit of heart disease.
B-B-B-Brutal!!
are you okay man?
@@JoelGnzz why do people keep asking that?
Are you okay man?
@@Luka2000_ Ill ask doctor
Pyro's Far Cry 3, Utopia, and Cry of Fear videos are probably some of my most watched videos on youtube. Something about them just makes them so rewatchable.
No joke loving the current thing pyro has going on with semi consistent uploads on this channel and the more long form game analysis vids on the main channel. Keep it up man
I ask thee, Pyro: bring back alive Hidden: Source with a video. 'tis my humble plea.
I tried, yet failed on me quest.
Farewell, Pyro, First of His Name, Petter Of Scops, Pathfinder Of Montage Parodies.
oh hey its the bravo six going dark guy
I do applaud your effort to make hidden: source alive
but idk man I think it's a bit lost cause if a roblox version of the game is more alive
Pyro's video about Cry of Fear is up there with one of his many magnum opus videos.
Right next to the videos by including:
1. The 7-hour review about a British show that I'll never watch
2. The ARG that's been finished for over 3 years.
And
3. The review about the funny Gmod Death Run Cube movie.
which one is number 2?
@@j03_yy Petscop
@@SwaggyG_2102 thanks
Don't forget the one about a man who fights an entire island just to kill himself!
@@grasshopperwater2405 Which one is that? The Platform?
Had a great time being there during that entire stream, hope to try to be there again during another stream.
Take a shot every time Pyro says "WOOOOT"
i will get severe fetal alcohol syndrome as a 20 year old man
Do you want to kill people or something?
"Don't even have any heroine, great."
-Pyrocynical 2022
Ngl sometimes I’ll watch your Cry of Fear video to help me fall asleep, definitely one of my favourite videos
Congrats on making partner btw, huge❤️
Just rewatched your review for 15th time. No joke, your reviews are so bingeable, a great thing to keep in the corner of the monitor when studying and epic gaming
the definition of insanity
@@verimus1920 lmao, so true, far cry 3 review started it, watching it at 2 am on a summer night, god damn
Meh, dont have ADHD so I can only focus on one thing at a time. I mostly rewatch it to see how much I have grown in the past 6 months, which is a really unique experience.
The meme on the wall pyro saw litterally just means Rabbits, everyone loves rabbits
Yep lol, awesome funny 2011 meme :)
Pyro: Makes 2 hour video on Cry of Fear
Also Pyro: Shits himself at all the jumpscares
The funny thing about the double tap dodge, you can actually disable that in the "advance options" in settings. You can then dodge with ALT button which I find a breeze to use.
Someone actually told him that on a previous stream and he forgot
Funnily enough, the tree branch only does one less point of damage than the nightstick while swinging faster than it.
It’s good to see Pyro just make content that he genuinely enjoys
Pyro's impression of Swedish Stitch is hilarious
Pyro released his Cry of Fear video during a time where I desperately needed something good to happen and he delivered it.
I saw this notification and at first glance I thought it was the Cry of Fear second video
It's insane to think that your Cry of Fear video came out a year ago. Damn time flies
16:54 If he said "my name Jeff" here I would have ended it all
I hope he included the bit where he was asked if he ever doesn't reference memes in conversation, paused and silently had an existential crisis
edit:noice
For anyone wondering, the music at 18:58 is "Victim" by Bladee
Of all those early 2010's titles like Amnesia, Five Nights at Freddy's and Slender this was the one I had to stop playing the most because it got too intense. It's like the long lost brother of Resident Evil and Silent Hill
Still waiting for him to give the devs that money to remake the game and release it across all platforms so other people can enjoy it. Maybe next year.
He really needs to pull a swagger and add loud noises to the donations. That would make the experience a lot different while playing. Not always with horror games but sometimes it would be neat.
th-cam.com/video/yIEvWhvQGWE/w-d-xo.html is the closest thing we’ve got so far
@@AlienFan25 if you would follow their discord you would know they are working on a remake
@@Trapperknight they are? What have they gotten so far? And is there a video or something? Is it different from the footage pyro used in showing what the guy wanted originally. Is there more information about it that you can spare.
@@AlienFan25 Well he did and update on it currently being cancelled indefinitely on both the ue4 and source version, since they don't have enough professional manpower for these projects. This was from the 30 march 2022.
I love Cry of Fear, and you're the one who showed me what it even was. I love seeing you play it!
22:49 i'm genuinely shocked to learn that you haven't played SH2, especially since you are such a fan of Cry of Fear. It's (in my opinion) one of the greatest video games ever made, you need to play it.
Pyro: "I grew a beard"
Also Pyro: less hair on his face than a baby's buttcheek
I like how Pyro said he grew a beard, but you literally can’t see it despite his chin being in full view.
6:20
Dream: guys it was a bug
Man's actually daily uploading. Fucking legend
Also, that venessa Cosplay while streaming fnaf security breach sounds hot as fu- pimp chimpin...yeah
Pyro in this stream acts like we haven’t all seen his Cry of Fear video 10 times
Perfect timing as always I've just started playing CoF on my channel and first thing i see is boom, new CoF video, what a coincidence
I love how intense the guns sound in this game. The Glock sounds like an actual firearm and not a nerf gun
He made a joke about “The Dodo”, this man has truly mastered humour
Pyro, I don't think you'll ever see but this video was the First ever video that put me to sleep. I just woke up from my nap and now I'm in London. Pog
Daily uploads? This is the most effort I’ve seen pyro put in anything😤😤😤
Unpopular opinion: I miss Pyro's intro.
Reference in this video.
0:03 (Joker)
0:08 (Morbius)
0:10 (Suicide Squad)
1:16 and 1:35 (Pengiunz0)
1:49 (Final Fantasy)
3:00 (Coco Cola)
3:18 (Five Nights at Freddy)
5:00 (Simpsons)
6:48 (Sherlock Holmes)
7:33 (Call of Duty)
8:50 (The Dodo)
9:48 (Slender man)
10:26 (Garry's mod)
12:27 (Five Nights at Freddy: Security Breach)
14:14 (The Batman)
16:30 (Tall Girl)
22:45 (Silent Hill 2)
24:55 (Venom & Breaking Bad)
_"Chat, Heroin is the best thing ever, amirite ?"_
_- Pyro "Totally not on Rehab" Cynical 2022_
7:44 what a great bladey impression
God I know Pyro would adore Silent Hill 2, here's hoping for a stream of that eventually.
I've seen that cry of fear video so many times I've lost count, and I love it every time.
i love how the enemies run it's so dumb and hilarious specially the skinny ones
For anyone who is interested: the meme at 10:15 translates into "Bunnies. Everybody loves Bunnies."
He's going nuts with these uploads 💜
" we'll speedrun the gun so we'll cut out the british jokes. "
" time for heroin! :D "
I still dont get that no one have understood that the man with the book for a head... is Simons fear of Facebook...
18:56 love how he just makes a small edit with the music
You had to go back to this game, now that they’ve updated it to make that one automatic weapon not locked behind a paywall.
It was still locked when I played it 2 games ago.
CRY OF FEAR GANG!!!!
Was obsessed with this in 2013 and I revisit it every couple years, masterpiece
I thought he has already played Silent Hill 2 with all the references he made. Oh well, I hope he'll play it on stream at one point, even though getting it to work properly on PC takes some time because the enhanced edition mod is a must.
I honestly love the little montages pyro puts at the end of his reviews and stuff
it's so good
me when i cry because am in fear
"That sounds like a Cry of Fear" - John Fear
Nice pyro keeping the daily uploads nice
I played cry of fear before he made his video a year ago and i shit myself so badly that i took me 2 weeks to get to the apartments at the start of the game. Thanks to his video i got the motivation to continue the game and also get the collectables. Seeing him come back to talk about it is great!
Hope there will be a sequel, the soundtrack was amazing
His upload schedule is finally stable guys
15:52 Pyro spasming out has me dead
He really be doing daily uploads now
10:16 “Rabbits, everyone loves rabbits.”
I just started my first cry of fear playthrough a couple of days ago and it really is great
It's comical that pyro had to censor out the Sawer cutting its head off in the main channel video, but the slop channel replay can still allow for that scene to be included
imagine saying the phrase “Doomer Incel Wojack” to anyone over the age of 40
imagine trying to explain each of these things to your parents and what they all mean when combined...
2:48 POV: Huddersfield
still best free game i've never played
Pyros Cry of Fear video is my favorite video on youtube, rewatched it like 40 times
pyro: i grew a beard
what beard bruh
Everytime i see this video in my recommended i think it's the new mainline pyro vid and i get super excited for a good 5 seconds
Cry of Fear is definitely one of the video games of all time
Thank you Michael Jordan for this inspirational message. You truly are one of the basketball players of all time
Fun fact: if you leave a weapon on the ground in front of the house with carcass boss and walk in,the gun can bug in being on the street while you are in the house(you die when you fall down there) and you cant get it back on the original street as it is in the other area in the house
How did you put the hoodie on with the headphones
1:04 best dono ever
this game really makes you FEEL like a swedish doomer
I already am a Swedish doomer
LOVING THE UPLOAD SCHEDULE RECENTLY
Downloaded it, wandered around and got lost :(
Omfg, the rapid-fire pistol shots got me everytime 🤣
The sign says
"rabbits"
"everybody loves rabbit's"
It's a refferens to hares being literal pest in sweden while rabbits are beloved pets.
Not really that funny ^^
3:01 it actually is copyright free, the name is now Coca-Coca
Cry of fear fans when laugh of brave fans come in
Pyro: "If you simply walk"
Also Pyro: *walks into a wall*
Dude nearly had me excited
Still did because funny lesbian
1:04 is hands down the funniest part of the video.
Average Chicago day at 3pm
i literally love watching you play these videos i wish you could make these forever
If you like this game you'd really like silent hill 2 and 3. It's pretty clear Cry of Fear took a lot of inspiration from them and I'd love to see you cover either of them in a long form video on your main channel!
6:34-6:39 Jessie Pinkman during season 2 of Breaking bad in a nutshell
Whenever I leave my youtube on tv for 20 mins it starts to play the cry of fear video its been like 20 times already.
There was no punchline in that comment because the only punchline was my mental health.
Jared leto played joker to prepare for his role as morbius
"I need Heroin! I need Heroin!" Pyro, 2022
I still believe that Cry of Fear video is one of your masterpieces. I'm not memeing, being ironic or anything. It's legit that good.
the "kaniner. alla älskar kaniner." meme translates to "rabbits. everyone loves rabbits."
Fun fact: you can quick duel wield if you set the gun and phone to slot 1 and 2, then press both of them to duel wield