😂😂😂😂man you are HILARIOUS!(but frighteningly accurate hahaha) white guy here, had the grill going this Halloween, giving out burgers and a beer to dads and moms LMAO keep the videos rolling bro thanks for a good laugh
Your videos are the best, if we could get everyone in America to watch all your videos there would be absolutely no racism left. Keep up the good work man.
LOL can confirm. My neighborhood the adults have a compitition on the drinks. Started out as cold beers for parents, now there are people handing out shots and coctails.
When I was a kid My sister and I used our pillowcase for our bag and we didn't come home till at least 10 00 but can't be out that late anymore. Childhood was fun
Number 5 hit the nail on the head! When I was stationed in WY, there were several of us in the neighborhood that handed out beer to the parents. Lots of parties were had.
I live in a small town in Tennessee and every Halloween everyone in town knew the house that made a big pot of homemade chili and hotdogs. Also the old lady who made cupcakes.
One year I bought a bunch of candy (Snicker's, MilkyWays, Twix's. The good stuff) for the kids in our neighborhood. ONE little girl showed up towards the end. ONE trick or treater the entire night! Her older brother was with her. I gave her a few huge handfuls of the candy. And then told her brother to take some for himself. (It sucks to get older and not get the candy anymore you know?) Everyone in the house was growling at me afterwards because I told a house full of grownups that we'd all split what was left over. Greedy SOB's....
We used to stop at a house, where the local pastor and his wife reside. They had 3 tables filled with cookies, brownies, and cupcakes. Their 4th tables had coffee, hot tea, iced tea, hot chocolate and bottled water. Aside from being the spiritual leaders of the community... They are some of those bright friends.
My dad LOVED Halloween but he worked shift work so he was only off on Halloween a handful of times while I was a kid. BUT, when he was we would all 4 dress as a theme. Him and my went as Bud Man and my mom was a Budweiser can, one year my dad and I were both rodeo clowns, We all 4 dressed up as zombies one year, and my favorite, one year I was Batman and my little brother was Robin and my mom and dad went as The Joker and Catwoman! EVERY house we went to we would all stand there so when they answered the door they saw the whole production my dad wanted them to see. He loved Halloween and sure miss my old man!
As a white brother living in the boonies, I take my kids and their friends/cousins to our old stomping grounds in the burbs. I bring candy and beers to hand out to the fellow trick-or-treater families. Halloween is serious business. Gotta spread the joy everywhere you go. Keep it festive bro.
Gotta have that game plan to maximize the gains, and beyond that, get the best candy possible. Different communities close up their candy giving at different times.
Lolol. This white friend used Halloween to house hunt...the kid trick or treated and I talked to the adults about the area...lol. We chose the house in an area where all the ppl r nice and polite...didnt hurt that she got all full size candy bars on that block...lol.
My mom's favorite story to tell...; I used to go to a neighbor's house and ask "can I see your goldfish?" I was like 4yrs old, but sounded like Michael Clarke Duncan- tiny little soup cracker. Damn I miss my mom...........
I mixed. I go with one side of the family... the older kids are watching the younger kids... those neighborhoods and get little candy bars and candy corn... go in my daddy's neighborhood. They were handing out king sized candy bars and taking pictures.
my irish friend and i used to have the entire 'young guns' movie memorized and that was our halloween schtick - it drove everyone crazy. i think it was the 'give me all your money' at gun point thing that bothered them.
When I was a kid the black kids would come late. There was no time to trick or treat in those days. If we ran out of candy my father told me to give them some of mine. Wasn't crazy about that idea but I did. You know it all worked out.
I have one for you. One of our kids is autistic and scared to trick or treat so his brothers take an extra bag for him. Their friends saw how much extra candy they got and suddenly had autistic siblings too. Dummies came to _my_ house though 😆
This is so funny! Even though I grew up in a neighborhood that wasn’t even half white, apparently everyone adopted the white people Halloween tendencies. I died when you mentioned the people that are grilling burgers and passing out beers, lol. Memories.
oddly the only people that have killed children from candy, were parents that thought they wouldn't be caught. They put poison in the candy. Now think, HOW EASY would it be to know the route taken...and if the only kids poisoned are YOUR KIDS? LEt's say those parents are still in jail...
When my kids were at the trick or treat ages, my kids were not allowed to eat any candy until I inspected it. Far from their knowledge I had bought 15 lbs of candy five for each. I would make them shower and if they ask for one of their candies I would grab it out of a new bag. All theor candy from others got dumped and they each woke up with so much candy they thought it reproduced. Now they do it for their ba ies
I love to watch and see what he talks about next! And it's so sad the way the world is today. I remember going out and trick or treating and eating as I went from hose to house. You can not trust anyone now days. I miss the good days.
@@tweetiepie551 my kids got candy I trusted and they should be allowed to trick or trea just becaise I never trusted homes. When we did Mall trick or treat when they where teens that candy was theres as I had no ci cerns. But when you live in a city which is nick named Sin City it isnt just the prostitutes and gambling.
Number 2 was so my mom! She dressed up with us because we got more candy when they thought our oldest sister was with us.Sometimes they gave her candy too.
You know you had fun though..when I was a kid we changed costumes then hit the neighborhoods 3 times after mapping it out. My mom always checked the candy over for razors ,poison then her favorites back in the day however that was when candy was full sized mostly .I admit to being obsessive with my kids trick or treat times and going with them and checking their candy also taking them to a few neighborhoods.
Okay yes, I did check all their candy, and any that was not seal up properly, I through out. I had 4 kids and would have about 250 kids show up at my house on Halloween, I didn't have time to get dressed up too. Yes, my kids did want to go to the neighborhoods with the good candies. I'm in Alberta, and most Halloweens are cold, some are nasty cold. So cold, I had to bundle up my kids in snowsuits, winter boots and mitts, and make a costume that could go over all that. But nothing stops a Canadian kid from going out trick or treating on Halloween. Should be a decent Halloween this year. No snow storm, but warm clothing required.
Haven’t done the costume thing since I was 21 going to a party. I’m 49 now and 4 kids later still don’t do it. Only candy I threw out was any candy with a whole in wrapper or twist wrapped candy. No fruit allowed. I love Halloween but I’m just into the whole costume crap.
I used to sit on the stoop with a bowl of candy for the kids and a case of beer for the adults and after 3 years only 1 dude ever took me up on it so I stopped. :(
Funny thing is he is right I was a Fat white kid during the 80's an my friend an I had a war plan for what neighborhoods to hit when we would start around 7pm an wouldn't get back till 11 or so then go home an watch at least 3 horror movies an pass out in a candy coma
I'm telling you though the candy is checked at home the children still be having that candy as they walking. Even if you don't see them do it it only takes a couple seconds to get a candy from that bag and into they mouth.
My red headed lady friend is dressing like Jessica Rabbit for Halloween, I'm wearing white ears and red coveralls. Pattycake. That's all I'm going to say.
The sad thing is the bit about the poison & the razor blade is apparently an Urban Legend. There was a case of poisoning that occurred in 1974 in Texas (Ronald O'Byron) who laced a few pixie sticks to cover up the poisoning his children who he had taken out a life insurance policy on. Only the man's son ate the tainted candy. It's been theorized that the Tylenol poisoning cases were a major factor in the hysteria. The History Channel website. The article was from October 16, 2017 & was updated October 28, 2019.
I think "NJ" pretty much explained that. We do it in Texas as well. Usually there is a church or school parking lot where everyone meets up. We sometimes have local po po doing escorts when there is a dark section with no lights. The parking lot monitors have the grills set up and cookin'. No alcohol though. That's for the after party at Bob's house, while some loving souls run a lock-in for the kids. The kids will be hopped up on sugar and locked up behind tight doors all night, lol. Parents will party till they drop at Bob's.
Happy Halloween To you too and have a tactical holiday. here parents carry their yeti cup adults get drinks for adults way fun to carry the cup. I am going as the devil my child will be Trump lolz
I know this probably won’t reach you but if it does first off you’’re Awesome and second there is a song I think you would love to react to. It’s call “the ghost of general lee” by Waylon Jennings.
That must be a southern white person thing cause those of us from the Midwest will tell you a little different story cause it’s a cold for that grilling out stuff on Halloween because it’s normally too cold and we can’t just be the person/thing you dress up as nope you’re that but with a coat on
😂😂😂😂man you are HILARIOUS!(but frighteningly accurate hahaha) white guy here, had the grill going this Halloween, giving out burgers and a beer to dads and moms LMAO keep the videos rolling bro thanks for a good laugh
Your videos are the best, if we could get everyone in America to watch all your videos there would be absolutely no racism left. Keep up the good work man.
LOL can confirm. My neighborhood the adults have a compitition on the drinks. Started out as cold beers for parents, now there are people handing out shots and coctails.
Any time past the 90's, we stop checkin candy man. We just eat it and take our chances these days lol
When I was a kid My sister and I used our pillowcase for our bag and we didn't come home till at least 10 00 but can't be out that late anymore. Childhood was fun
“Testicular fortitude”! Hilarious!
Number 5 hit the nail on the head! When I was stationed in WY, there were several of us in the neighborhood that handed out beer to the parents. Lots of parties were had.
Matthew Brutosky we did that when we were in Germany it’s was so fun
Hey! 🤔🧐 Don't forget how we trick or treat at the Mall. Then repeat! Dats the chocolate haven ❤️
I live in a small town in Tennessee and every Halloween everyone in town knew the house that made a big pot of homemade chili and hotdogs. Also the old lady who made cupcakes.
Had to watch this TWICE it was so funny!!!
Burgers n a beer ?
I'm coming to YOUR neighborhood!
One year I bought a bunch of candy (Snicker's, MilkyWays, Twix's. The good stuff) for the kids in our neighborhood. ONE little girl showed up towards the end. ONE trick or treater the entire night! Her older brother was with her. I gave her a few huge handfuls of the candy. And then told her brother to take some for himself. (It sucks to get older and not get the candy anymore you know?) Everyone in the house was growling at me afterwards because I told a house full of grownups that we'd all split what was left over. Greedy SOB's....
We used to stop at a house, where the local pastor and his wife reside. They had 3 tables filled with cookies, brownies, and cupcakes. Their 4th tables had coffee, hot tea, iced tea, hot chocolate and bottled water. Aside from being the spiritual leaders of the community... They are some of those bright friends.
I love your videos Josh. You are so hilarious, you bring all of us together, especially with how things are now adays. Much love to you brother
“Like we been playing Fortnite I don’t know where I’m at!!!!” 🤣🤣🤷🏼♂️💯
Yes Josh, you nailed it 🎯
3:35 Speed running trick-or-treating any % no major glitches lol
My dad LOVED Halloween but he worked shift work so he was only off on Halloween a handful of times while I was a kid. BUT, when he was we would all 4 dress as a theme. Him and my went as Bud Man and my mom was a Budweiser can, one year my dad and I were both rodeo clowns, We all 4 dressed up as zombies one year, and my favorite, one year I was Batman and my little brother was Robin and my mom and dad went as The Joker and Catwoman! EVERY house we went to we would all stand there so when they answered the door they saw the whole production my dad wanted them to see. He loved Halloween and sure miss my old man!
Keep bringing us together bruh.
I wonder if anyone was in the parking lot and just started hearing Josh yelling in his car
As a white brother living in the boonies, I take my kids and their friends/cousins to our old stomping grounds in the burbs. I bring candy and beers to hand out to the fellow trick-or-treater families. Halloween is serious business. Gotta spread the joy everywhere you go. Keep it festive bro.
I'm crying rn. Love how you make us white folks sound crazier than we actually are.
I dunno man, hes pretty white on. Lol we are a bit off.
Gotta have that game plan to maximize the gains, and beyond that, get the best candy possible. Different communities close up their candy giving at different times.
Lolol. This white friend used Halloween to house hunt...the kid trick or treated and I talked to the adults about the area...lol. We chose the house in an area where all the ppl r nice and polite...didnt hurt that she got all full size candy bars on that block...lol.
My mom's favorite story to tell...; I used to go to a neighbor's house and ask "can I see your goldfish?" I was like 4yrs old, but sounded like Michael Clarke Duncan- tiny little soup cracker.
Damn I miss my mom...........
Yeah......we do tend to take it to the extreme end when it comes to all Hallows Eve! Lol!
Saw the name and knew this'd be good.
I mixed. I go with one side of the family... the older kids are watching the younger kids... those neighborhoods and get little candy bars and candy corn... go in my daddy's neighborhood. They were handing out king sized candy bars and taking pictures.
I must of been a bad parent because I only did #5! 😂
LMAO!!!! Josh I absolutely love your videos! I can be having the worst day but then I see your videos and am happy the rest of the day!!!!😂♥️😂♥️
my irish friend and i used to have the entire 'young guns' movie memorized and that was our halloween schtick - it drove everyone crazy. i think it was the 'give me all your money' at gun point thing that bothered them.
When I was a kid the black kids would come late. There was no time to trick or treat in those days. If we ran out of candy my father told me to give them some of mine. Wasn't crazy about that idea but I did. You know it all worked out.
I look forward to every time you put out a video! Hope you have a Happy Halloween 🎃
Don't forget about the king size candy bars 😬
I have one for you. One of our kids is autistic and scared to trick or treat so his brothers take an extra bag for him. Their friends saw how much extra candy they got and suddenly had autistic siblings too. Dummies came to _my_ house though 😆
This is so funny! Even though I grew up in a neighborhood that wasn’t even half white, apparently everyone adopted the white people Halloween tendencies. I died when you mentioned the people that are grilling burgers and passing out beers, lol. Memories.
oddly the only people that have killed children from candy, were parents that thought they wouldn't be caught. They put poison in the candy. Now think, HOW EASY would it be to know the route taken...and if the only kids poisoned are YOUR KIDS? LEt's say those parents are still in jail...
Happy Halloween Josh.
When my kids were at the trick or treat ages, my kids were not allowed to eat any candy until I inspected it. Far from their knowledge I had bought 15 lbs of candy five for each. I would make them shower and if they ask for one of their candies I would grab it out of a new bag. All theor candy from others got dumped and they each woke up with so much candy they thought it reproduced. Now they do it for their ba ies
I love to watch and see what he talks about next! And it's so sad the way the world is today. I remember going out and trick or treating and eating as I went from hose to house. You can not trust anyone now days. I miss the good days.
Why waste everyone's time money and resources to just dump it. If you don't trust then don't go to people's houses and take from them.
Way to teach your children to be wasteful.
I dont know what neighborhood these people live in but sgt us army I think that's an awesome ideal
@@tweetiepie551 my kids got candy I trusted and they should be allowed to trick or trea just becaise I never trusted homes. When we did Mall trick or treat when they where teens that candy was theres as I had no ci cerns. But when you live in a city which is nick named Sin City it isnt just the prostitutes and gambling.
Candy for the kids shots for the folks
Yep. Halloween. Another reason to light the grill
Number 2 was so my mom! She dressed up with us because we got more candy when they thought our oldest sister was with us.Sometimes they gave her candy too.
You right! Theres no lie in this at all hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa my dude. This whole video is *ON* *POINT*
I think the helicopter point was a bit exaggerated tho 😂
Someone had to hear him say GO GATORS!😊
😃 for real!
We have bonfires, hotdogs and chilli, fixens, and movies
You know you had fun though..when I was a kid we changed costumes then hit the neighborhoods 3 times after mapping it out. My mom always checked the candy over for razors ,poison then her favorites back in the day however that was when candy was full sized mostly .I admit to being obsessive with my kids trick or treat times and going with them and checking their candy also taking them to a few neighborhoods.
Okay yes, I did check all their candy, and any that was not seal up properly, I through out. I had 4 kids and would have about 250 kids show up at my house on Halloween, I didn't have time to get dressed up too. Yes, my kids did want to go to the neighborhoods with the good candies. I'm in Alberta, and most Halloweens are cold, some are nasty cold. So cold, I had to bundle up my kids in snowsuits, winter boots and mitts, and make a costume that could go over all that. But nothing stops a Canadian kid from going out trick or treating on Halloween. Should be a decent Halloween this year. No snow storm, but warm clothing required.
Haven’t done the costume thing since I was 21 going to a party. I’m 49 now and 4 kids later still don’t do it. Only candy I threw out was any candy with a whole in wrapper or twist wrapped candy. No fruit allowed. I love Halloween but I’m just into the whole costume crap.
What is “Brights?”
Caucasian Americans.
Seen on Facebook this year in Lodi,ca a kid broke a candy in half and found a sowing needle inside.😧
The best part of Halloween, it's my birthday!!!
I used to sit on the stoop with a bowl of candy for the kids and a case of beer for the adults and after 3 years only 1 dude ever took me up on it so I stopped. :(
Your to much fun.
Funny thing is he is right I was a Fat white kid during the 80's an my friend an I had a war plan for what neighborhoods to hit when we would start around 7pm an wouldn't get back till 11 or so then go home an watch at least 3 horror movies an pass out in a candy coma
I'm telling you though the candy is checked at home the children still be having that candy as they walking. Even if you don't see them do it it only takes a couple seconds to get a candy from that bag and into they mouth.
This year I am giving them trick and treaters my leftovers fast food commodities I have plenty to give away. Lol💥👻💥🔥👻😀
My red headed lady friend is dressing like Jessica Rabbit for Halloween, I'm wearing white ears and red coveralls. Pattycake. That's all I'm going to say.
We go to the rich neighborhoods because they have the good candy. Lol
Don't know the white folk you know but I make badass handmade costumes for my boy.
Now I'm not going to go skydiving for no mini Snickers but if it's a king-size Snickers you bet your ass going to pull that ripcord go skydiving
Are pillow cases a Canadian thing? I mean we'd fill 2-3 large pillow cases a night.
The sad thing is the bit about the poison & the razor blade is apparently an Urban Legend. There was a case of poisoning that occurred in 1974 in Texas (Ronald O'Byron) who laced a few pixie sticks to cover up the poisoning his children who he had taken out a life insurance policy on. Only the man's son ate the tainted candy. It's been theorized that the Tylenol poisoning cases were a major factor in the hysteria. The History Channel website. The article was from October 16, 2017 & was updated October 28, 2019.
Get a metal detector and no open packages... If the candy gets wet under water... It's been opened.
True Were a bladt😂😂😂😂😂😂
Must just be Florida people, I never experienced any of that growing up in NJ.
I think "NJ" pretty much explained that. We do it in Texas as well. Usually there is a church or school parking lot where everyone meets up. We sometimes have local po po doing escorts when there is a dark section with no lights. The parking lot monitors have the grills set up and cookin'. No alcohol though. That's for the after party at Bob's house, while some loving souls run a lock-in for the kids. The kids will be hopped up on sugar and locked up behind tight doors all night, lol. Parents will party till they drop at Bob's.
Lmao once some white folks was giving out hotdogs. I REALLY thought that just happened here hahaha
Hey I use a real chainsaw in my haunted trail
Halloween is everyday!!!
Facts 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Happy Halloween To you too and have a tactical holiday.
here parents carry their yeti cup adults get drinks for adults way fun to carry the cup.
I am going as the devil my child will be Trump lolz
What have you learned from your Black friends? If you have any...
grilling during Halloween all the way through new years!
I know this probably won’t reach you but if it does first off you’’re Awesome and second there is a song I think you would love to react to. It’s call “the ghost of general lee” by Waylon Jennings.
Oh man that's funny watch out for the helicopter
You come to my house your going to be in a horror movie
That must be a southern white person thing cause those of us from the Midwest will tell you a little different story cause it’s a cold for that grilling out stuff on Halloween because it’s normally too cold and we can’t just be the person/thing you dress up as nope you’re that but with a coat on
Selene I know people who grill around this time too but it’s fewer than a handful
@Selene Great Lakes folks are a different breed--you tailgate enough, you could grill in a blizzard.
Diggin the Hat!
The CIA😆
that tangent tho
That shit is true!!
Dont forget to make your Halloween lanterns out of turnips, #gobshite xx
Brights friends lol.
lol 😂
Ty.
English muffin
I'm white in this is funny as hail
OMFG THIS WAS GREAT
This was FREAKING awesome omggg he said no lies and I laughed so hard💀💀💀💀💀
7 thumb up 2 veiws
Hahahaha hahahaha
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