I love how the females are like.. so chill due to not being aggressive as the males but when the males came in they went into being like OH HEY THERES GIRLS HERE HOT DAMN!!!
"i dont want 100 bearded dragon babies! why couldnt you just come and hang out? be a cool guy?" im dying laughing! im pretty sure ive said pretty much that exact thing to so many of my human friends, its crazy! lmao
This made my day! That was hysterical! First him getting kicked in face and his little beard turning black, then seeing granny beard still showing she's got the moves... moves better than her younger counterpart. Yes please put this to music and add a little pimp hat on the males and dress up the females... she's not a bearded dragon, she's a cougar...lol Seriously this video was great! Love it!
Wow. Beardies just gettin’ their flirt on! Your commentary on this little get together was too funny. 😂 Thanks for sharing. (still chuckling over here)😄
You're humor in this video is so totally on-point, lol. When Archimedes and RC first are on the floor together: "so what's happening.....................absolutely nothing.......... fascinating". Also "we're just going to shoot a short video and then you can go back and relax in the lap of luxury, before you go back to your sad life of working for The Man." I'm dying.
Omg this is hilarious. Your commentary is cracking me up! Never thought I’d be watching dragon porn! Lol Love what u do!!! TY for helping these amazing animals :)
This guys commentary makes this video 1,000x better lmfaoooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣😅🤪😝😝😂😄👌🏻👌🏻👍🏻 Idk how I found this channel but so HAPPY😁 I did!! Yesterday and today I binge watched all the videos of latest beardy rescue! Just finished day 12. Love your content! And ur amazing rescue work! And obviously ur personality is everything lol 😅😄😊 💚🦎💚🦎💚🦎💚🦎💚🦎💚🦎💚🦎💚
In human mind: they are hopefully going to be nice to each other and be friends In bearded dragon mind: holy sh*t this is my chance hay there baby let's make babies 😉
Omg this was hilarious. With your comments & the males jumping the females before you can blink & her shaking her butt to keep him going. They really are little versions of people 🤣🤣
It's been a long time since I've laughed that hard! I couldn't stop giggling! LMAO! I laughed so hard I woke my dog up out of a dead sleep! I hope one day you can quit your day job to bring us all entertainment and information like this! I just discovered your channel the other day and can't stop watching your videos! I am now a subscriber and I am impressed with your dedication and passion for all reptiles. God bless you as you continue to educate people and rehabilitate these amazing creatures!
She has a Marylin Monroe wiggle! Then she’s in his face with a ‘How about it then? What you waiting for? Come and get it!’ Oh isn’t she just GORGEOUS? Got your work cut out as chaperone there, ha ha!
This was hilarious. I wouldn't have seen this had I not found a channel like yours. You seem to have a background of self education with reptiles. The things you do or talk about, in regards to the reptiles, are educating and have some humor with it.
Haha XD I just found your channel and I'm loving all the rescues and info, thank you so much for uploading! Not gonna lie this video has strong vibes of what it must be like to be a parent of teenagers! x'D
This is fascinating. I didn’t know their beards could change color. ♥️♥️ I have tarantulas and went down a tarantula TH-cam hole and now I’ve been here and I’m loving it.
Omg! Ive seen males get dominating wanting to mate BUT she was like ummm don't you see this fine tail over here?? Why don't you come get some of this little man? 😂 I couldn't stop laughing too funny
Lmao rotfl you kill me with the way you talk. I love it. I've finally caved and subscribed!!! I was watching your videos but I hadn't subscribed yet. Also I'll let my son know about your channel, he loves reptiles. Keep up the good work man!
Haha love it 😂I wasn't exspecting that xD you are so funny your humor Is great and I love the tips and information keep up the great work and love for your animals♥
Reminds me of when you see older ladies at the club and all the guys are dancing with the younger ones and then in comes the cougar doing her moves and the next thing you know, she’s trying to crawl on to the bar and dance like she’s in coyote ugly and all the guys are cringing while the drunkest guy gets egged on to put money in her thong. At least that’s what I was envisioning 😂
Hi. I’m getting a baby beardie within a week after doing 8 months of research but I’m just worried about the heat. I have the zoo med dual lamp thing. (But I have a UVB that reaches across not in a coil) but I’m just asking if the lamps should heat up themselves and also if you use the zoo med lamps approximately how long do they take to heat up? Thanks 😊
Oh my gosh, I needed this chuckle after your other video made me cry - no worries on that, stress brings that out. But this... this is the most action packed bearded dragon video I have ever watched, this is great. And so neat to see how they all interact. I have one dragon, a male, he's 2 years old, and I have done a lot to research and find out how to properly spoil him. I have been curious what it would be like to have two. To be fair, I have a lot of animals, I don't need any more, and Murray doesn't seem lonely. You mentioned the female with the broken tail having her entire tail, all the way to the tip. Murray's tip has a stuck layer of shed on it, and bath after bath, it won't shed. Any suggestions?
This was the funniest video I’ve ever seen in my life. He puts the first male down and he immediately clamps down on the young females neck and mounts her like no tomorrow. He couldn’t get it up so she kicks him in the face and he runs off with the most defeated look of rejection I have even seen. New guy comes and the old female tries to play hard to get. He loses interest while the other male is still feeling rejected. Then the older female realized she’s already hit the wall and needs to find a man asap, so she starts dancing seductively. It doesn’t work so she starts blaming the younger female (who probably just wants to check her social media and take selfies, and charge her phone) for getting all the attention. Then Mr defeated can’t get any so he “switches teams”. Wooooow
What does it mean when the males do a butt twitching dance ?? I love it when you snap your fingers and say "No" -- like they are going to listen to you..
the biting? the “biting” is part of the process for added stability when it starts. they’re called love bites and is the theorized method of how some dinosaurs such as the T-rex procreate
Yep, RC has definitely recovered from her abuse.. LOL !! Best video I've seen in awhile.. Put a halter top, short skirt and high heels on on her and she can go clubbing with the other girls..
The solid black beards on these guys are so funny looking! ***ya know, you’re torturing these poor beardies! They’re all sooo sexually frustrated, it’s kinda sad. 😢🤭😔 MAYBE …you could get them each a “Lizard Sex Doll”!?! 😂😂😂
"She kicks him in the face and now he runs away defeated." Ha! that was hilarious...and fascinating.
The look on his face lol
Like dating in high school...
I died when she started shaking her tail lol
Guess I've been doing it all wrong
I was laughing this entire video
I’m dieing of laughter
I'm laughing so hard. It's hilarious.
ÏD GF" will you be buried or cremated?
No one:
Lizards: S e x y t i m e s ??????
I love how the females are like.. so chill due to not being aggressive as the males but when the males came in they went into being like OH HEY THERES GIRLS HERE HOT DAMN!!!
almost like real life.........
Underrated reply
I made the mistake or putting a mirror near my beardie one day... No way in hell I'm letting her around another live one...
@@Animal1Guy wait, these arent real?
@@terryfuldsgaming7995 he meant for humans
"i dont want 100 bearded dragon babies! why couldnt you just come and hang out? be a cool guy?" im dying laughing! im pretty sure ive said pretty much that exact thing to so many of my human friends, its crazy! lmao
lol
RC acting like a cougar 😂
She really is one!
@@Animal1Guy "Come & get it Boys~"
This made my day! That was hysterical! First him getting kicked in face and his little beard turning black, then seeing granny beard still showing she's got the moves... moves better than her younger counterpart. Yes please put this to music and add a little pimp hat on the males and dress up the females... she's not a bearded dragon, she's a cougar...lol Seriously this video was great! Love it!
Animal1Guy: Not on my Christian TH-cam Channel
Wow. Beardies just gettin’ their flirt on! Your commentary on this little get together was too funny. 😂 Thanks for sharing. (still chuckling over here)😄
Glad you enjoyed
You're humor in this video is so totally on-point, lol. When Archimedes and RC first are on the floor together: "so what's happening.....................absolutely nothing.......... fascinating". Also "we're just going to shoot a short video and then you can go back and relax in the lap of luxury, before you go back to your sad life of working for The Man." I'm dying.
Omg this is hilarious. Your commentary is cracking me up!
Never thought I’d be watching dragon porn! Lol
Love what u do!!! TY for helping these amazing animals :)
I like how they're all looking at you as if to say, “if you could just leave for a bit, that would be awesome thanx.” LOL 😆
😁
RC : grab a bucket and a mop for this WAP 🤣🤣
Me as a bearded dragon.
I haven't seen beardies shake their butts like that and then you going speechless 😂😂
The girls looking at each other when you say you're bringing Johnny in 😂 they're like all I wanted was a nice quiet day at the office 😂
RC's dance was hilarious! 💙🌻
Laughed so hard lol
@@herpderpimahurs Somebody come get her, she's dancing like a stripper
When you have a wholesome beardie playdate planned, and things take a XXX turn. 🤣
This guys commentary makes this video 1,000x better lmfaoooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣😅🤪😝😝😂😄👌🏻👌🏻👍🏻
Idk how I found this channel but so HAPPY😁 I did!! Yesterday and today I binge watched all the videos of latest beardy rescue! Just finished day 12. Love your content! And ur amazing rescue work! And obviously ur personality is everything lol 😅😄😊
💚🦎💚🦎💚🦎💚🦎💚🦎💚🦎💚🦎💚
Thanks
lmfao this was way to funny looks like a typical college party
It's basically just like the local disco - everybody's trying to hook up and nobody's getting anywhere.
Me at title...
Uhm this is likely to be lizard porn...
But they might just chill out together...
So will see if I am wrong.
Yep, lizard porn. 😂😂😂
Witnessed my first Bearded Dragon swingers party today....
RC shaking that rumpshaker. So precious 😂😂💕
lol
lol, they literally start twerking like it's a night club! xD
they are out of control, when the females want to breed....
@@Animal1Guy
😂😂
I was like
Oh yeah that's funny
One starts wiggling their booty and I can't control my laughter I'm dying 😂😂😂😂
RC was tweaking and Jonny was like
Jonny: noice
whatever you do, don't lower the lights and play some Barry White.
In human mind: they are hopefully going to be nice to each other and be friends
In bearded dragon mind: holy sh*t this is my chance hay there baby let's make babies 😉
Omg this was hilarious. With your comments & the males jumping the females before you can blink & her shaking her butt to keep him going. They really are little versions of people 🤣🤣
Thank You
I’m lost in a black hole of beardie vids and this one is the best! 😂
It's been a long time since I've laughed that hard! I couldn't stop giggling! LMAO! I laughed so hard I woke my dog up out of a dead sleep!
I hope one day you can quit your day job to bring us all entertainment and information like this! I just discovered your channel the other day and can't stop watching your videos! I am now a subscriber and I am impressed with your dedication and passion for all reptiles. God bless you as you continue to educate people and rehabilitate these amazing creatures!
Omg...I can’t get enough of these lil’ guys!!!! They’re all so adorable especially with the head bobbing the and booty shakin’ lol😆💜 🦎
thank you
She has a Marylin Monroe wiggle! Then she’s in his face with a ‘How about it then? What you waiting for? Come and get it!’ Oh isn’t she just GORGEOUS? Got your work cut out as chaperone there, ha ha!
ahaahah ty
This was hilarious. I wouldn't have seen this had I not found a channel like yours. You seem to have a background of self education with reptiles. The things you do or talk about, in regards to the reptiles, are educating and have some humor with it.
thank you
Bearded dragon porn? What side of you tube have I landed on lol
THIS IS HYSTERICAL ENTERTAINING 😂 I FRIGGIN LOVE YOUR CHANNEL
This just mad my day from having a bad day a work. They're so adorable. Love you bearded dragon rescues update.
thank you
This was hysterical! Loved every second!!
thanks!
Haha XD I just found your channel and I'm loving all the rescues and info, thank you so much for uploading! Not gonna lie this video has strong vibes of what it must be like to be a parent of teenagers! x'D
thanks!
RC: 🎶...ahhhh, my hips don’t lie...🎵
Omg I've never seen a female beardie wiggle and dance like that 😂
So glad you added the bit about not housing them together!
Ok first off i love all of your videos but this one is cracking me up haha. I love the dancing haha
😊 thank you
10:29 omg too cute!!! haha damn pretty mama's backing up into it lol she want ot
man kinkshames bearded dragons for 12 minutes
I love this it’s like high school prom the dragons kids and you the Chaperoned
thank you
This is fascinating. I didn’t know their beards could change color. ♥️♥️ I have tarantulas and went down a tarantula TH-cam hole and now I’ve been here and I’m loving it.
thanks
Omg! Ive seen males get dominating wanting to mate BUT she was like ummm don't you see this fine tail over here?? Why don't you come get some of this little man? 😂 I couldn't stop laughing too funny
lol
All of your rehabbing info is so helpfull, a lot of this info includes a trick I might not have picked up that helps one of my guys.
Glad it was helpful!
Lmao rotfl you kill me with the way you talk. I love it. I've finally caved and subscribed!!! I was watching your videos but I hadn't subscribed yet. Also I'll let my son know about your channel, he loves reptiles. Keep up the good work man!
I mean...what's a party without dancing, am I right? 😂
OHHHHH that comment about one been 25 and the other 50 was so funny and kind of cruel too
Haha love it 😂I wasn't exspecting that xD you are so funny your humor Is great and I love the tips and information keep up the great work and love for your animals♥
Oh ,that was so funny ,like Friday night at the local club, shaking their bootys
The ladies are doing the booty dance off! So silly !
When How to Train Your Dragon goes rated A! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏿♂️
dude this is hilarious and the play by play was the best...... This had me laughing hysterically. Great vid.
Reminds me of when you see older ladies at the club and all the guys are dancing with the younger ones and then in comes the cougar doing her moves and the next thing you know, she’s trying to crawl on to the bar and dance like she’s in coyote ugly and all the guys are cringing while the drunkest guy gets egged on to put money in her thong. At least that’s what I was envisioning 😂
ahahaha
Hi. I’m getting a baby beardie within a week after doing 8 months of research but I’m just worried about the heat. I have the zoo med dual lamp thing. (But I have a UVB that reaches across not in a coil) but I’m just asking if the lamps should heat up themselves and also if you use the zoo med lamps approximately how long do they take to heat up? Thanks 😊
Which zoomed are you using for heat?
Animal1 Guy • like the bulb?
Your dogs are so cool
he didnt waste any time at all - zoooooom!! - hey baby!!
just found this channel. love your commentary 😂
Glad you enjoy it!
Oh my gosh, I needed this chuckle after your other video made me cry - no worries on that, stress brings that out. But this... this is the most action packed bearded dragon video I have ever watched, this is great. And so neat to see how they all interact. I have one dragon, a male, he's 2 years old, and I have done a lot to research and find out how to properly spoil him. I have been curious what it would be like to have two. To be fair, I have a lot of animals, I don't need any more, and Murray doesn't seem lonely. You mentioned the female with the broken tail having her entire tail, all the way to the tip. Murray's tip has a stuck layer of shed on it, and bath after bath, it won't shed. Any suggestions?
This was the funniest video I’ve ever seen in my life. He puts the first male down and he immediately clamps down on the young females neck and mounts her like no tomorrow. He couldn’t get it up so she kicks him in the face and he runs off with the most defeated look of rejection I have even seen. New guy comes and the old female tries to play hard to get. He loses interest while the other male is still feeling rejected. Then the older female realized she’s already hit the wall and needs to find a man asap, so she starts dancing seductively. It doesn’t work so she starts blaming the younger female (who probably just wants to check her social media and take selfies, and charge her phone) for getting all the attention. Then Mr defeated can’t get any so he “switches teams”. Wooooow
I love this comment!
6:27 Geeze! Way to end a party. Such a cook blocker! Such a party pooper. 😂😂😂
My favorite video of all time. Thank you!!!!
Glad you enjoyed it!
😂😂😂 little booty shake to entice the male! Lol
I like how she just wiggled she was like: wiggle wiggle wiggle
lol
Ok i lost it when she start dancing so funny xD
lololol
I just saw the whole thing with a sound track "Shake Your Booty" by KC and the Sunshine Band!!
LOL AMAZING
RC is twerking OMG!!! LOOOOL!!! Go RC, Go RC!! Shake it Shake it! bwahahahaaa
ooo wooo
What does it mean when the males do a butt twitching dance ??
I love it when you snap your fingers and say "No" -- like they are going to listen to you..
I'm crying, your so sweet to your lizards and when she started to wiggle I had to pause 😂 please do more or something similar
A valuable lesson in female self-defense can be learned from this video: If he persists, kick him in the face.
The "50" year old female shaking her money maker! 😆
lolololol
7:10 Fragile male ego in play.
the biting?
the “biting” is part of the process for added stability when it starts.
they’re called love bites and is the theorized method of how some dinosaurs such as the T-rex procreate
@@draconisthewyvern3664 I think they meant the running away defeated part
xD omg the butt WIGGLE!!!
OH HER WIGGLE!! I mean girl we've all been there but you don't need no man, all it leads to is eggs after a few minutes between the legs.
lolol
RC you show them girl lol , see what a bit of good living can do to you . You shined the spot light on her n she is ready to shine . X
"That's what happens when he sees the ladies" (in his cage) 😆😅😂
That hip wiggle though 👌heheheh
lol
The play lizard mansion is really rock in the house tonight with their enticing dance moves!
That is so funny. Lusty lil Dragons lolol
I love how when the males even just spot a female, they get sperm coming! Lol
RC said my hips don’t lie
Butt shaking works for humans too, but is much cuter on a beardie. Too funny!
Lmfao, this was so funny
The Whispering!!! Lol I'm dying
I have a bearded dragon myself named Angel and he’s 4 years old and also just subscribed 😄
This was so cute made me laugh. Thank you for all your hard work
You are so welcome!
@10.30 😂😂 that's the sound of defeat.
She's like I'm not amused hooman! Haha!
Wow! 100k subs!! congrats😀🎉
Thank you so much 😀
Yep, RC has definitely recovered from her abuse.. LOL !! Best video I've seen in awhile.. Put a halter top, short skirt and high heels on on her and she can go clubbing with the other girls..
I want you to have a hundred bearded dragon babies!!! I want to see them!
Dancing dragons! 😂
The solid black beards on these guys are so funny looking!
***ya know, you’re torturing these poor beardies!
They’re all sooo sexually frustrated, it’s kinda sad. 😢🤭😔
MAYBE …you could get them each a “Lizard Sex Doll”!?! 😂😂😂
So funny. Wiggle wiggle wiggle 😂
thank you
I guess now you know what it feels like to have two daughters who just hit their late teenage years lol
ahahaha
watching this at 5AM and not regretting
hi hi
As soon as she started to wiggle her but I laughed out loud! Haha!!!
"I just have four horny-- asuh--uhhhh--" LMAOO Oh maann!!! These goofs gotta settle down :P