The Reality of Arty's Eating Habits

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  • @orly444
    @orly444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    The townsfolk just see this giant of a man sprinting around town, digging through the trash for empty bottles, then running up to them and trading them sewing needles and buttons in exchange for food which he eats in one bite.

    • @heyfell4301
      @heyfell4301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Giant? How tall is Artemy?

    • @stickynutjuicemoved959
      @stickynutjuicemoved959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@heyfell4301 he's big boy

    • @silent_stalker3687
      @silent_stalker3687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@heyfell4301 lore wise he’s 6’7- keep in mind he is hunched over for the diagram.
      They kept the weight of ‘the golem’ the 1910’s movie reference as his weight- 600+lb

    • @heyfell4301
      @heyfell4301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@silent_stalker3687 What the hell? I knew he was tall because well... that comment was made 5 months ago, but holy shit, now I comprehend why they called him a giant. With a man this big I wonder why the combat is so hard, the guy isn't even thin or anything like Daniil, the guy is really average, even kinda bulky to be honest (although his clothes really seem to be the cause of that bulkyness), a slap from this bro must hurt a lot. XD

    • @LA-ev8hg
      @LA-ev8hg ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@silent_stalker3687 lmao he's not 6'7, where did you get those numbers from?
      He's like 185cm give or take - or 6'/6'1 in ooga booga units.
      Tall for the malnourished average russian, not that tall for a strong steppe boi (Stakh and Oyun are even taller).

  • @rancidprince3133
    @rancidprince3133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Now eat a mix of random crushed up pills

    • @justafranz
      @justafranz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      develop a morphine addiction for the laughs

    • @Jaydee8652
      @Jaydee8652 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Might end up with a trip to Mark.

  • @kiklonio
    @kiklonio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    You're respected here

  • @Mousy677
    @Mousy677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    this is the real reason pathologic is a horror game

  • @Sercil00
    @Sercil00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "How do you like your coffee?"
    "Crunchy."

  • @catlady4858
    @catlady4858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Well...do you feel energized?

  • @HiBuddyyyyyy
    @HiBuddyyyyyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The eye contact……. I am extremely impressed that you were able to keep a neutral expression while eating a lemon and handful of coffee.
    It’s no wonder Artemy has such an angry looking expression, having to eat raw coffee and lemons on a regular basis just to stay awake, on top of everything else that is happening.
    Thank you for doing this to share with us, I’m sure everyone who sees this do very much appreciate it.

  • @thanawatrintanalert8297
    @thanawatrintanalert8297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Artemy : "Hey there fellow townsfolk, shall we trade your ware with my homebrew tincture/antibiotic totally not made from dead remains of other fellow townsfolk. I'm sure you will like the taste!"

    • @wriglensteine6915
      @wriglensteine6915  3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      'Ooh you must excuse me. I think I've just spotted a dead body over there!'

    • @seanfager8063
      @seanfager8063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Trust me! My dad was a doctor slash butcher!"

  • @polarbear6479
    @polarbear6479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Man’s not even eating coffee grounds. He’s swallowing the full bean

  • @justafranz
    @justafranz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    oh my god that crunching sound was the terrible and then it got worse. kudos for... eating raw lemons and coffee???

    • @wriglensteine6915
      @wriglensteine6915  3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Thanks, this is the first time I've been praised for it!

  • @campas1rt955
    @campas1rt955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    What , are you telling me you don't eat lemons and coffee straight up?
    You guys are the weird ones, not me

  • @chibiNATHA
    @chibiNATHA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Now do that for 12 days and now you know a small fraction of Artemy’s pain 😭

    • @wriglensteine6915
      @wriglensteine6915  3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I couldn't even do it twice. Arty is much tougher than me

  • @pollydavydova4230
    @pollydavydova4230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    lol, btw i thought it was real canon that Artemy just chews cofeebeans on the run

  • @Vandoe666
    @Vandoe666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Tell you what. I'd be more unnerved seeing a guy keep eye contact while eating a whole ass RAW steak of questionable origin. Did I know that steak? Am I going to be the next one? I mean look at the guy

    • @wriglensteine6915
      @wriglensteine6915  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Legit hilarious, was not expecting that comment 🤣

  • @thedirector655
    @thedirector655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    thank you for doing the most i think that artemy would be suitably horrified at this look at himself from the outside and it gave me a chuckle

  • @Flameclaw123
    @Flameclaw123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Incredible commitment to the bit, thank you for your sacrifice

  • @Br0kenMask
    @Br0kenMask 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    don't forget the raw slab of meat

    • @wriglensteine6915
      @wriglensteine6915  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe next time. Gotta get through this loaf of bread and whole egg first.

  • @shamusson
    @shamusson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just did this, Artemy must be his own dentist or have iron teeth if he's doing it for 12 days

    • @shamusson
      @shamusson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then they say that coffee does health damage but lemon has no downsides, the game has trolled me even while I'm not playing it

    • @wriglensteine6915
      @wriglensteine6915  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It does require a lot of chewing. Would not recommend

    • @shamusson
      @shamusson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wriglensteine6915 No I mean, its the acid in the lemon, teeth felt weird for the entire day

    • @wriglensteine6915
      @wriglensteine6915  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shamusson Oh fair, I can see that. I recommend washing it out with dry coffee granules

    • @Dennis-ud2nh
      @Dennis-ud2nh ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shamusson Eating lemon is... really not good for your teeth :D My enamel is really crappy. Just thinking about eating a lemon hurts.

  • @LetsTryArtemy
    @LetsTryArtemy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Me playing classic HD and the villagers just see daniil eating four legs of smoked meat in three seconds

  • @starwarsfan117
    @starwarsfan117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Assert your dominance

  • @swimmyswim417
    @swimmyswim417 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now eat an entire fish, from head to tail.

  • @straydogfreedom7795
    @straydogfreedom7795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I respect the dedication to the gag. Upvotes for you

  • @user-wn5gj8em1g
    @user-wn5gj8em1g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    _crunchy_

  • @seanfager8063
    @seanfager8063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This has me thinking I missed an opportunity in my first playthrough.
    Day 11(10? 11 I think) (minor spoiler) have a conversation with... an interesting fellow..
    held by roughians in the bar about how he's like you in every way, just less competent/ fractionally worse. Proceed to chug seven bottles of wine in front of him for "insight".

    • @wriglensteine6915
      @wriglensteine6915  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ooh I get that would be tempting. Pretty appropriate too.

  • @mehlover
    @mehlover 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm impressed at how dedicated you are to this gag

  • @Andrew-bz4yo
    @Andrew-bz4yo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    mad respect for the dedication

  • @gabrieleperine2124
    @gabrieleperine2124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Now do the egg with the shell on

  • @oynon
    @oynon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ah finally my reccomended gives me the good stuff

  • @Mistralstein
    @Mistralstein ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Бодрит, как и любое безумие...

  • @madvulcan8964
    @madvulcan8964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I ate coffee beans raw too but God damn man just one bean not a whole hand full.
    0:40 Oh yah, shits really bitter.

    • @wriglensteine6915
      @wriglensteine6915  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'd stick with having them individually.

    • @Dennis-ud2nh
      @Dennis-ud2nh ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Looks like instant coffee though. So freeze dried high concentration coffee brew I think.

  • @Dennis-ud2nh
    @Dennis-ud2nh ปีที่แล้ว +1

    People should eat coffee beans instead of drinking coffee

  • @Acesahn
    @Acesahn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You are unwelcome here.

  • @BiomechanicalBrick
    @BiomechanicalBrick 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    nothin' personnel, kid

  • @РинаХвостенко
    @РинаХвостенко 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Так надо ж зёрна, а не растворимый...

    • @EmpathicPerson
      @EmpathicPerson ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Также и я заметил об этом...

  • @stickynutjuicemoved959
    @stickynutjuicemoved959 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Only slightly revolting

  • @Max_6200
    @Max_6200 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That is funny, but tbh I don't eat these two things in the game

  • @IceWaterPhone
    @IceWaterPhone 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    coffee beans are kinda tasty though i have to say. I've eaten them before

    • @IceWaterPhone
      @IceWaterPhone 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ive tried to eat a whole lemon with peel before as well, wasn't that nice though. the peel really makes the corners of my mouth burn and eating a whole lemon on its own just makes me nauseous

  • @f_mva
    @f_mva 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    cool now eat an entire raw fish in one bite 💯💪

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    @DiegoHCM 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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