I am not sure if Magneto got hit in the head really during the 70s or if he was hitting the bong really hard or both. Now we know why Lorna, Pietro, and the Scarlet Witch are so messed up.
Vincent Giacalone When the cable is on the fritz, Magneto gets angry. When Magneto gets angry, he smashes your gas station. When magneto smashes your gas station, you are a station attendant out of work. When you are a gas station attendant out of work, Governor Christie gets angry. And when Governor Christie gets angry, he does a traffic study at the entrance of the George Washington Bridge. Don't let Governor Christie do a traffic study on the George Washington bridge. Tell Magneto to get rid of cable and upgrade to Direct-TV.
UndergroundVillage Fool Magneto does not need DirectTV or pay for cable and satellite services like normal men. Magneto torrents his entertainment because he does not abide by the laws of lesser men.
Also the fact that Magneto could easily drag along a regular car in the exact same way and not have to worry about the side effects of dragging sled blades on the road
So... Magneto wants to find a very recognizable building, so he goes to a gas station. The employee ask him if he want gas, which makes Magneto angry. He then decides to traumatize the poor man who must see how extraordinary he is. He leaves the gas station and realizes the employee didn't answer his question, which makes him so angry he begins a 3rd person self-centered monologue. Too busy monologuing, he didn't realize he is now stuck in the traffic. His anger growing, he decides to use his sleigh-designed car to fly like Santa Claus and moves directly next the Baxter building. When he finally stops rambling, a man criticize him again, and he becomes so angry that his powers reach a new level, enable him to move a sign who offends him. Yep, makes perfect sense
"No! No, is impossible!" Dude! you live in a world where a guy who can stretch forever and a walking, talking rock wearing a speedo are roaming around NY
HAHA Magneto like narrating himself and referring to himself in the 3rd person. MAGNETO IS NOT AMUSED. MAGNETO FINDS IMMENSE DISPLEASURE IN SUCH A THING. MAGNETO DESTROYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
1:33 “There is my destination. The Baxter building. The headquarters of my intended victims - the Fantastic Four” Like someone else noted, they really just say everything they are doing and will do…
I need to go up the stairs, I am walking towards the stairs, I am waking up the first step, I am going up the stairs, I am on the last step of the stairs, I have made it up the stairs!
The brilliant thing about this is how he talks to himself, rarely blinks, and bears an uncanny resemblance to Timothy Leary. Magneto was trippin' on something strong.
"What Magneto wills, Magneto does!!!" "The very sight of that sign offends me, and whatever Magneto finds offensive must always be destroyed!!" Gezz, Magneto's an ass! Not only is he pissed at everything but he also stole Santa's sleigh.
@@darkchungusyoshi6323 How's it going, thanks for letting me know about this comment this must be my first ever comment on TH-cam ever, 14 years!! Geez
Stopping in a gas station for no reason, then messing with someone trying to help you just for the hell of it. It takes a egomaniac to do that. Congrats, Magneto; I applaud you.
1:46 Magneto: "Bragub, grrrrr, mumble-mumble blarg grumble." Everyone else: " *What in the **_fuck_**, man, jesus you **_see_** this shit?* " If he would shut the fuck up for a second, he'd know how awesome he was.
OH man, I actually have this on tape. For some reason watching it I was under the impression he was a senile old man. the end even as a kid I thought "wooden gun" but wait the cop cars and their guns arn't wood. Three minutes after FF beat him, he escapes.
Magneto driving a car, I never would've imagined. "But Magneto will not be delayed! Let others waste their time in traffic jams! Let them stare with amazement in their shocked and startled eyes!" Sheesh, what next? Dr. Doom enacting an evil scheme by shopping at a grocery store?
I came here from TV Tropes: "Rock Star Parking". The trope being that people in movies and TV can always find a great parking spot the moment they need one. This counts as an aversion - Magneto made his own parking spot.
Magnus simply had white hair, but this version is giving off grumpy old man vibes. I’m shocked the writers didn’t use the you know what really grinds my gears line.
Magneto can fly, since when does he have a "magneto"-mobile? What kind of supervillian asks for directions at a frickin' gas station? Since when did Magneto ever act like this at all? Old cartoon are hilarious.
characters in western comics do a lot of self narration huh? though some characters do that in manga as well. i like it better when there is a narrator to explain things.
"hey man you cant park here its a no parking zone" "a very sight of that sign offends me and whatever magneto finds offensive must always be destroyed" i couldn't stop laughing to this scene just one thing to say what the fuck were they thinking?
Video Description: Magneto goes to the gas station so he could brag about not needing gas.
JUST LIKE A TYPICAL SMUG LIBERAL!!!
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"South Park Smug Alert Gerald Gets A Hybrid"
The average Tesla owner.
Technically he just wanted directions...which he apparently needed as much as the gas.
@@TheSupperteen You're a fortune teller.
Flexors that own a Tesla be like
I love that he sat in traffic just so he had something to complain about
I love that he could have flown straight to the building, but took the road first then realized there was no use staying in traffic.
He sat in traffic so he could own the libs.
Magneto sure does toot his own horn.
He sounds like a bit of a jerk
Magneto is just every old man's fantasy where complaining occasionally makes things happen
"The very sight of that sign offends me!"
Magneto just likes to hear Magneto talk about Magneto.
EXACTLY hahahahaa
FINALLY...we know who inspired Kanye to be Kanye.
Such Magneto thing to do
@@drewjohnson8349 And Bob Dole.
Magneto: *asks for directions*
Also Magneto: NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO!!!
right
Nobody contradicts Magneto~!
"When I get angry...THINGS begin to HAPPEN."
The horror.
Vincent Giacalone
When the cable is on the fritz, Magneto gets angry.
When Magneto gets angry, he smashes your gas station.
When magneto smashes your gas station, you are a station attendant out of work.
When you are a gas station attendant out of work, Governor Christie gets angry.
And when Governor Christie gets angry, he does a traffic study at the entrance of the George Washington Bridge.
Don't let Governor Christie do a traffic study on the George Washington bridge. Tell Magneto to get rid of cable and upgrade to Direct-TV.
So,what he's basically telling us is not to make him angry because we won't like him when he's angry ?
UndergroundVillage Fool Magneto does not need DirectTV or pay for cable and satellite services like normal men. Magneto torrents his entertainment because he does not abide by the laws of lesser men.
I can't believe Michael Fassbender didn't use this performance as his template.
You're saying he _didn't_?
TitanFind why is he driving a car lol
You can't out Shakespeare Shakespeare.
1:21 "The amazing vehicle"
Its scrap metal and a seat, this is the equivalent of Hulk pushing his legs through the carfloor and Flintstoning it.
Also the fact that Magneto could easily drag along a regular car in the exact same way and not have to worry about the side effects of dragging sled blades on the road
@@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb I thought Magneto could fly LOL
@@MGOFor3ver That too, but maybe he wanted to sit down and have protection from stuff like wind and dust
😆
@@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb Maybe he just wanted a cool car
Magneto: *goes to gas station
Employee: You want some gas for your car?
Magneto: *I get angry, I GET ANGRY*
"The very sight of that sign OFFENDS me!"
Oh, Magneto.
It’s been 11 years. How are you?
@@darkchungusyoshi6323 I wonder if he's offended?
Magneto was the first snowflake.
Oooh boy.
@@doorhinge2039oh you're here too?
Magneto: I can do anything!
Also Magneto: Which way to the Baxter Building?
I can do anything!!!..except read a map or have a good sense of direction!
So... Magneto wants to find a very recognizable building, so he goes to a gas station.
The employee ask him if he want gas, which makes Magneto angry. He then decides to traumatize the poor man who must see how extraordinary he is.
He leaves the gas station and realizes the employee didn't answer his question, which makes him so angry he begins a 3rd person self-centered monologue.
Too busy monologuing, he didn't realize he is now stuck in the traffic. His anger growing, he decides to use his sleigh-designed car to fly like Santa Claus and moves directly next the Baxter building.
When he finally stops rambling, a man criticize him again, and he becomes so angry that his powers reach a new level, enable him to move a sign who offends him.
Yep, makes perfect sense
🤣🤣🤣This is the power of Magneto. All things begin and end with him as far as he can see, which is why he could never find the Baxter Building alone.
Moral of the story...technology is frustrating
"No! No, is impossible!" Dude! you live in a world where a guy who can stretch forever and a walking, talking rock wearing a speedo are roaming around NY
This is New Jersey, we don't have that here 😂
i really like how the people in the show completely acknowledge how ridiculous magneto and his car look
HAHA Magneto like narrating himself and referring to himself in the 3rd person.
MAGNETO IS NOT AMUSED. MAGNETO FINDS IMMENSE DISPLEASURE IN SUCH A THING. MAGNETO DESTROYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
MAGNETO...SMASHHHHHH
Magneto will not be delayed.
***** WHEN I GET ANGRY THINGS BEGIN TO HAPPEN
1:33 “There is my destination. The Baxter building. The headquarters of my intended victims - the Fantastic Four”
Like someone else noted, they really just say everything they are doing and will do…
I need to go up the stairs, I am walking towards the stairs, I am waking up the first step, I am going up the stairs, I am on the last step of the stairs, I have made it up the stairs!
He’s hanging lampshades
Rare footage of Elon Musk confronting gas station attendant about his new electric Tesla known as the Muskmobile. Circa 2019
"Whatever Magneto finds offensive must always be destroyed!"
So he's pretty much everyone on Twitter.
Magneto was the first Karen in the 60s
“When I get angry, things tend to happen”
That was so beautifully stupid.
Things will never be able to look at Magneto in the same way, ever again.
"When I get angry, things begin to happen!" I bet they do Magneto, I bet they do
Correct
You're puttin me on!
Not only is Magneto a pompous arrogant jerk here, but he also has an odd habit of talking to himself constantly.
Magneto must reinforce his ego at all times, because Magneto demands it!
Magneto is a silly boy
Scarlet witch and quicksilver: dad why are you referring yourself in the third person
Gets defeated by a wooden gun in the same episode.
A wooden gun?!
@@darkrexkigntstone8773 yes really lol
@@RTSFirebatYT He tricked him with a wooden gun!
0:37 "Things begins to happen."
NOOOO not...things.
Oh well, could be worse, could be stuff
It’s almost been a decade
this really is the greatest thing I've seen. Only Magneto can randomly stop at a gas station just to terrorize the attendant, he's just that Pringles
Ikr. I think he’s simply built different. Anyways how are you?
You can't have your characters describe what emotions they're feeling... That makes me Angry!
- The Robot Devil
I love how he actually went on the road, rather than just flying. XD
"And when I get angry, THINGS BEGIN TO HAPPEN."
Oh, no! Not...THINGS!
Things are pretty dangerous tho
MAGNETO IS A LAW UNTO HIMSELF...God i love this!!! The greatest one liners of all time.
Has there been a better one liner in the past 13 years?
"And NOBODY better CONTRADICT ME...because I haven't TAKEN my ZOLOFT!"
The brilliant thing about this is how he talks to himself, rarely blinks, and bears an uncanny resemblance to Timothy Leary.
Magneto was trippin' on something strong.
Ikr. He’s so quirky
"What Magneto wills, Magneto does!!!"
"The very sight of that sign offends me, and whatever Magneto finds offensive must always be destroyed!!"
Gezz, Magneto's an ass! Not only is he pissed at everything but he also stole Santa's sleigh.
Bro it’s been 14 years.
Hope you’ve been doing ok
I’d love to hear a response from you if you’re seeing this
@@darkchungusyoshi6323 How's it going, thanks for letting me know about this comment this must be my first ever comment on TH-cam ever, 14 years!! Geez
@@What_a_piece_of_work_is_a_man no problem bro. Crazy how fast time feels sometimes
"The very sight of that sign offends me. And whatever Magneto finds offensive must always be destroyed!"
Did Magneto just predict the future?
Every person on Twitter be like:
I love how he talks in third person everytime he refer's to himself XD.
He’s pretty quirky huh
Magneto sure does have self confidence.
Magneto no longer drives in New Jersey. He angered the gas station attendants once by bragging about how he didn't need fuel. They put a hit on him.
yeah when they started making wooden cars.
Stopping in a gas station for no reason, then messing with someone trying to help you just for the hell of it. It takes a egomaniac to do that. Congrats, Magneto; I applaud you.
It’s been 13 years bro. Do you understand the GENIUS of this scene now?
@@darkchungusyoshi6323 It's been 8 months, bro. Do you even *magnet,* bro?
@@edwardgaines6561 lmaooooo
why the f**k is he even driving?! he can fly.
Climate control
He Don't want to get shoot!
Cos he wanted a decent sound system?
@@tommiatkins3443 Is there a sound system in there? It looks like a single-seat chicken coop on skis.
You dare question the motives of Magneto?!
Magneto is never lonely as long as Magneto keeps Magneto with company
If they ever make a movie of this, I want to see this magneto portrayed by Joe Biden.
@@carlk9213 He would be perfect for the role
Dr. Magneto is so evil...HE OBEYS ALL TRAFFIC LAWS!
What a monster
Unforgivable!
Magneto IS a law!!!
He's obviously trying to compensate for and distract from the fact that he has "neat-o" in his name.
1:46
Magneto: "Bragub, grrrrr, mumble-mumble blarg grumble."
Everyone else: " *What in the **_fuck_**, man, jesus you **_see_** this shit?* "
If he would shut the fuck up for a second, he'd know how awesome he was.
"You're putting me off! Every car needs gas!"
What if he got introduced to an electric car?
There is a far-from-absolute but meaningful chance he would be called a witless fool. This vehicle *needs* no gas!!
Or better yet, a steam powered car!
or diesel :)
wait, he was flying in the city beforehand. why did he bother parking in traffic, just to lift himself OUT of traffic?
Ladies & gentlemen... now you can have VERY OWN MAGNETO MOBILE !! ... at Lego Marvel Super Heroes...
Magneto is a famous archnemeis of the X-Men.
Same bro, same
OH man, I actually have this on tape. For some reason watching it I was under the impression he was a senile old man.
the end even as a kid I thought "wooden gun" but wait the cop cars and their guns arn't wood. Three minutes after FF beat him, he escapes.
"...must be DESTROYED!"
*Lightly tosses the sign two feet to the right*
That was hilarious. I was expecting him to crush the whole post bc Magneto but I guess 60s cartoon budgets said otherwise.
Magneto talking about himself to himself, alone in his car.
What kind of evil genius is this?
Please let this be the magneto we get in the MCU.
Magneto = the senile years.
Where he would find old cars and spray paint the letter M over them and fly over cities harassing innocent young people.
Magneto driving a car, I never would've imagined.
"But Magneto will not be delayed!
Let others waste their time in traffic jams!
Let them stare with amazement in their shocked and startled eyes!"
Sheesh, what next? Dr. Doom enacting an evil scheme by shopping at a grocery store?
Magneto prefers to use his energy efficient tricycle
I came here from TV Tropes: "Rock Star Parking".
The trope being that people in movies and TV can always find a great parking spot the moment they need one. This counts as an aversion - Magneto made his own parking spot.
His car needs to be an assist in MvC3, no doubt. RTSD.
I like how nobody seems to care about the guy magneto straight up murdered.
"NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO"
The hilarious thing about that is that the guy was clearly just trying to help him, lol
"Tell me how to reach the FAMOUS Baxter building."
Fucking what?
I LOVE how he keeps talking in third person.
Ikr
Me when I act like a dick to fast food workers: "How simple it is to fill the hearts of man with fear!"
Somehow this is more surreal than the thanoscopter
Stops to ask for advice on what to do, immediately declares that no one can tell him what to do.
God, imagine the sparks made from that "car" moving.
Thank you Seanbaby! I need to watch more of this show.
I’m sure he appreciates it
That was Xorn's brother pretending to be Magneto pretending to be Xorn!
Did I ask?
Magnus simply had white hair, but this version is giving off grumpy old man vibes. I’m shocked the writers didn’t use the you know what really grinds my gears line.
Best part is after his rant he still leaves not knowing where to go.
Magneto channelling his inner Captain Murphy.
Jesus so much dramatic music, such an over the top reaction, to a man suggesting that you could use some gas.
"Just a toke, Juggernaut! Trust me I'm fine! Dude, where's my car?"
Magneto can fly, since when does he have a "magneto"-mobile? What kind of supervillian asks for directions at a frickin' gas station? Since when did Magneto ever act like this at all?
Old cartoon are hilarious.
He never got the directions to the Baxter building btw. He just went on a rant and flew off.
Magneto for President.
I love the fact that the voice actor sounds like Harry Goz from Sealab 2021.
...yeah. SOUNDS like 🤔
characters in western comics do a lot of self narration huh? though some characters do that in manga as well. i like it better when there is a narrator to explain things.
It depends on the writer. Stan Lee loved doing those narrations.
That was amazing.
I disagree
Magneto sure showed that No Parking sign.
My man, you came to gas station. You consciously decided to ruin that poor clerk’s day.
Lmfao "the very sight of that sign offends me". His mustache is Curley...
"hey man you cant park here its a no parking zone"
"a very sight of that sign offends me and whatever magneto finds offensive must always be destroyed"
i couldn't stop laughing to this scene
just one thing to say what the fuck were they thinking?
0:53 Magneto's expression lmao
Magneto in the future: My vehicle is not needed for an expensive battery replacement.
Tobi needs this 💎
no parking sign offended Magneto.
you gotta love the 70's
Love how the guy says it needs gas, it doesn't even have friggin wheels
0:53 "I believe you, i believe you!"
Magneto: °O°
Gas man: You better get some gas.
Magneto: You doubt my power?
0:33 Magento: hurry sabretooth to the magneto-moblie!
NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO!!! - he said calmly
So this was the inspiration that years later would be used to create the Power Puff Girls villain Mojo Jojo !
God he is UP his own ass. Dr Doom could learn a thing or two.
This episode is comedy gold
I love how he busts-out an entire soliloquy about the woes of traffic. Then plays the sovereign-citizen card. "I'm not driving, I'm Magnetoing."
This is just the best.
Magneto, Sovereign Citizen
NO PARKING "The very sight of that sign offends me!" ^_^
Hello honey bee. What a pretty name
"hey buddy, you're taking up two lanes with that junk."
My god, the original Karen.
2:06 Today, that last line could be used for soooo many jokes. XD
2:07 I have never related to a villain more
This is even funnier if you consider Magneto as a rambling old man walking around muttering to himself.
WOW for when i get angry things start to happen!
Damn right
Plot twist magneto is the hulk