Actually this is false. After the age of 2, his parents were expecting him to turn 3, however they waited for years for his third birthday but it never happened. Then, after 16 years, he finally turned to the age of “Alyx”.
Imagine being the random guy from the street and later on find out that your head is the logo of one of the most famous game developer companies in the world.
@@OneLeggyBoy ah yes, and they just killed of Tf2 to deliver all focus on DOTA 2 and CSGO, while Tf2 fan base is struggling with bots and hackers, all the while Valve removes Text and Voice Chat for f2p players to limit bot abusing it. I dunno how effective that is but up to this day there are still bots heatshotting and spam scam links
@@skrillah6259 yes we do. If they have t he audacity to keep the game going, they should also be working to at least remove and prevent all those problems, now a huge bunch of F2P can’t chat, while spin bots can’t chat, sure, but they can aim and they don’t need to chat
I think GabeN is actively trying to harness the power of the Half-Life 3 meme to increase sales and release Half-Life 3 in 2033 when the old Half-Life 3 meme will have become a legend, and then boom... Suddenly the legend that kids have been hearing for generations has come real and Half-Life 3 becomes the most bought computer game in the history of mankind. /popcorn
My favorite part about Valve is how they love and care for their modding community. They even made Half Life sounds free for anyone to use. That's like a lifetime's worth of memes alone. Bless you all, Valve.
There were 11 facts... You lied to us Wait a minute... Top10Memes Remove the letters and what do you get? numbers 10 there were 11 facts take away the words and what do you get? numbers. 11 and 10 what do you with numbers? maths 11 - 10 = 1 This video was 6:56 minutes long What's the opposite of subtraction? addition 5+6=11 11-1=10 but we are still left with a 6 10-6=4 How can this video have 500k+ views when Rhianna is the only girl in the world? Only Only = 1 4-1=3 3 A triangle has 3 sides... HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
4 years later and still no movie..... or half life 3 or Left for dead 3 Edit:yes tf3 and portal 3 would be also good Edit:Finally Half Life Vr Edit: I wouldn't have thought that this comment would get 1.8 k likes lol, I m really happy about it thank u all and I ve read most of ur replies, again thanku
Not sure why people are so ready to bust a nut with Artifact for which no gameplay content has yet to be shown. If you don't like card games then move along. Valve still maintains 2 of the top 3 premier e-Sports in the world, the biggest digital platform for games distribution and they are continuing to diversify their portfolio (Artifact is one such move). And as for HL3, just stop it people, it's dead so let it die already.
you just hate Valve if you say this. There's no footage of this game as of yet, and you call it shit. What is shit is Hearthstone and GWENT. Hearthstone is unbalanced piece of trash that you need to spend at least $600 on to be able to play and Gwent looks like shit.
HfzD I suppose I can see your point. I was more focused on the fact that my comment was, essentially, an enthusiastic question, and his response was "no". But I can see where your POV makes sense.
Vir Aptus just as an update for all the non-die hard valve fans, valve has published a list of items and the order they will work on during an interview, first they will finish source 2, while using dota2 as a testing area for the public, when it is completed dota 2 will be ported to source engine 2 (might be called dota 3 and dota 2 will seice to exist because of the item economy), after this valve will do left for dead 3, after this they will release project "stars of blood", then counter strike global offensive will be ported to source 2 (because there is no sense in making another cs game and it would completely fk up the large economy csgo has), after this half life 3 will be made (release planned in 2018, individual episodes for hl2 may come out in between to have the storyline run over)*flies away*
Fact 1:Gaben can't count to 3 Fact 2:Gaben has a dark past with 3 Fact 4: 3 cannot be on this list Fact 5: Gaben despises 3 Fact 6:Gaben sleeps in a bed of microtransactions Fact 8: The Borealis was an inside job Fact 9: The Pyro Update was never real Fact 10: Wait let's add every digit of every number in this comment 1+3+2+3+4+3+5+6+7+8+9+10=61 this video is 657 long. 61+657=711. 711 is similar to 911. 911 has 3 digets. The 1s don't matter. 9÷3=3 Half Portal Fortress 3 confiremed
*You forgot something. I don't remember when but when Team Fortress 2 was cosmetic updated, that bold man TURNED HIS FUCKING HEAD, and you could see his eye for a moment before it flickered and went back to normal. This happened for about a week before returning to normal.*
Andrew Edwards No wait wait. He'll turn his head towards you, but it won't stop there. He'll keep turning. He'll do a 360 head spin and his head will just pop off like that. In the stump of his neck, there will be a disk just sitting there, displaying Half-Life 3 on it. Called it.
Strange glitch. I cannot play this vid (even switched from WiFi to cellular in case the problem was on my end. I can play other videos in LEMMiNO but not this one. EDIT: tried again on Nov 19, 2024 and finally got to enjoy the vid! Good vid too!
Wait a minute!!!!! Valve can in fact count to 3 Team Fortress 2 Portal 2 Left for Dead 2 Dota 2 Half Life 2 But however, there is 3 Counter Strike games!!! OoO
Syed Karim It is GLaDOS like Amarachi Ndukwe and I've only played portal 2 recently thanks to my sis. Its a really cool game and its got such a unique concept.
2:03 and almost the worst part of this is when you wait like 2 hours to download one of their games, it installs EVEN MORE stuff. No other game company does this that I know of
***** Agreed, but EA is sometimes frustratingly dumb sometimes! They buy a lot of video game series an ruin it afterwards. And don't get me started on how bad their sports games are. *Cough Cough* NHL 15.
+Gavin Wallace (Spy Crab) NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH WEAPONS!
wait 2000 years because listen hear would you rather have a creative company release a fun game just for its retail price or a greedy crap company release a game that you have to pay to win
+Jamie Forsythe I love Quentin Tarantino's movies but I cant see him doing a dystopian sci-fi with aliens type of movie. As long as Michael Bay's not making it...
i once started a valve game (dunno which one tho), and the head of the black guy with the valve in the back MOVED AND HE GLIMPSED AT ME. Bricks were shat.
Ive come back to this video after about 8 years and am now a massive half life and portal fan and am even making my pen half life fam game. Thank you for introducing me to valve!
![Half-Life 2 Mapping Scenario 2001-2050 [REMASTERED]](/img/n.gif)
Valve employee: Hey, do you have a minute?
Dude: Yes?
Valve: Can we take a picture of your head?
Dude: Seems totally not suspicious let's go
Lol
like wtf did this dude think
He thought “$60, alright”
Proceeds to jam valve in any part of the body
soon after in portal 2 his head will turn
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
If we elect Gaben as president of the world, there definitely WILL NOT be a World War 3.
Cobalt Rat XD
World War Two Episode One
Cause the enemies will be scared gabe will force them to watch the intro guy turn around
Cobalt Rat XD
Cobalt Rat WorldWar 2.1
Fun fact: Gabe Newell has never reached the age 3, after the age 2 he instantly skipped 3 to proceed the age 4
Age 2 Episode One
😐
Age 2 episode 2
Actually this is false. After the age of 2, his parents were expecting him to turn 3, however they waited for years for his third birthday but it never happened. Then, after 16 years, he finally turned to the age of “Alyx”.
True
Karen: let me talk to your manager
Valve employee: Good luck
Woman: wut?
Valve employee: *there is no manager, only gaben.*
@@theguardianpr0xy481 genius
Karen*
666 likes
Karen*
Valve owned by EA:
Half Life 23, crowbar warfare expansion pass. Only $19.99 on day one!
this comment deserves all the likes
1. Made with Frostbite 3.
2. Memory leaks for PC.
3. Day 1 Patch.
4. Season Pass: $39.99.
With DLC's, such as gravity gun, portal gun, crowbar, and every weapon you know about half life 2
***** With a limit for 1 week only!
blazingscore004 And after that the price doubles!
I'm so grateful gaben never sold valve to EA. Imagine the horror.
vrty21- I know right!
the orange box for ps3 was already ruined by ea cough cough low framerate cough cough
Defended Gaming Y N L4D3?
Dude battlefield 1 was released by DICE AND EA
im a turtle xD That's probably the best game they have made in a while
Lets all count to 3.
1 2 3.
You try now,
1 2 ALYX
So close to perfection.
More like 1 2 vr 4 5 6 7
BTGF
1, 2, Episode 1, Episode 2, ???
1 2 2:1 2:2 ALYX
More like 1 2 greater than 2 but less than 4 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
its more of a 1 ALYX 2 episode 1 episode 2
I just realized that there is not a 3rd fact, and it goes to 11
Holy crap i just realized that
Nice speculation
Observant
valve reference lol
since valve freaking hates 3 that why
Imagine being the random guy from the street and later on find out that your head is the logo of one of the most famous game developer companies in the world.
Imagine being a family member playing a valve game talking to him from behind and he does that scary ass fucking head turn 💀
@@twmblr5060 LOL
Omg I hate that intro! It terrifies me every time and gives me nightmares lol I don’t know why, it’s just so so ominous.
@@nathaniel9526 fr
@@nathaniel9526 hit esc to skip the valve guy turning thing
"'...Valve would rather disintegrate rather than ever sell out"
This actually shows that this is still the largest megacorp with a soul.
It's because of that spirit that they'll never die out. Without a doubt the best AAA company and gold standard for AAA devs/publishers.
@@OneLeggyBoy ah yes, and they just killed of Tf2 to deliver all focus on DOTA 2 and CSGO, while Tf2 fan base is struggling with bots and hackers, all the while Valve removes Text and Voice Chat for f2p players to limit bot abusing it. I dunno how effective that is but up to this day there are still bots heatshotting and spam scam links
@@ED_667 the game is 14 years old you can’t expect them to actively put a bunch of resources into it.
@@skrillah6259 yes we do
@@skrillah6259 yes we do. If they have t he audacity to keep the game going, they should also be working to at least remove and prevent all those problems, now a huge bunch of F2P can’t chat, while spin bots can’t chat, sure, but they can aim and they don’t need to chat
"somewhere down the line, we'll get a movie based on a Valve game"
6 years later
*STILL WAITING*
Lets have a comment per year, updating the situation... Nothing will change for 2 years is my prediction
I mean we got a show after dota so that counts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@duolingoaccount1606 good prediction
Dang you update this every year?
@@buttermello9757 i will give a notification a exactly 25/11/2022. You can have my word
"I fear no man" "but that thing"
* 1:20 *
"It scares me"
Just wait till he turns around
@@Der_Vadim does he actually do that
@@local_stranger Yes, but only a little
Which game
@@local_strangerIn portal 2
GabeN: okay kids, today we will be counting to ten. 1,2,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
Kid: you forgot three
GabeN: what's a three?
Figger Naggot 30th like
It's basically an Easter egg to valve, since they never create a 3rd game in that particular series.
A-ba-du Gaben!
Lol he asked bc he never will release hl3
Figger Naggot it will be called half life 4 den
I just noticed, there's no fact 3. XD
LOLOLOLOL TRUE XDXDXD
Yeah that's right XD
Dominik Musial thats a joke because valve dont count 3
Denosur TM ur comment 3 sooooo
XD
Source Engine 2?
Welp looks like that's gonna be the last source engine valve's producing.
Anthony Khodanian Unless they come up with Source 2.1
Anthony Khodanian Unless their next engine after that is simply Source Engine 2+1. Or Goldsrc 2.
Anthony Khodanian nah 2.1 - 2.9, Kappa.
Anthony Khodanian i never saw the term "Source Engine 3 Confirmed"
so that might be happen... soon
Source 2 is released fdota 2
Damn it feels so nostalgic to watch his old videos, very different from his Thesis-esque videos he makes now. Much love, a fan from 2012!!!
I come back every so many years and watch them all over again as if they were new again.
@@JonatasAdoM yeah same. I just watched his Cicada 3301 video again last night 😂
"Valve Corporation, formerly known as Valve Software"
That basically sums it up, doesn't it.
This
This is the perfect comment
@@xhandsome_banana6783 i don't understand
@@zaldite9676 Valve cant count more than 2 but less than 4
😂😂😂
Zaldite Valve used to be a developer for video games. Now they’re a corporation that runs Steam
A Half Life movie would be great, but I really wish valve would make a Team Fortress TV show animated in Source Filmmaker
Travis Wolf yes!
We already have the Comics, Valve wants you to read and stop playing too much video games.
Wholy shit yes
Adult swim was once supposed to work on it I think but it never happened.
They were going to, but it took too long for the TF2 episodes to be made.
I really respect Gabe Newell for not selling his company, even for 1 billion dollars
Me 2
Alyx Vance Me 3....... HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!
Croc -tastic nice 1 OR SHOULD I SAY NICE 3 !
Half-Life 2 has 8 letters, 8 - 2 = 6, how many games of half life are there? 2, 6 divided by 2 equals 3
Half-Life 3 confirmed
For ONE BILLION DOLLARS! (movie reference)
Karen : I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!
Valve : But, we don’t have one...
about vac tho
I think GabeN is actively trying to harness the power of the Half-Life 3 meme to increase sales and release Half-Life 3 in 2033 when the old Half-Life 3 meme will have become a legend, and then boom... Suddenly the legend that kids have been hearing for generations has come real and Half-Life 3 becomes the most bought computer game in the history of mankind.
/popcorn
In 2033? Metro 2033? Coincidence, I think not.
***** Damn it, I was just about to say that. 6 Hours later
A-DU-BA-GABEN
At this point the game could be just a download of a jpeg of Gordon Freeman and it would top charts forever.
Cyber 101 actually scott confirmed it but since its the holidays he isnt working on it yet
Steam...the only company where you LOVE to spend your money on useless stuff
Malen Makerev steam isnt a company
The Ultimate Cyborg Well just go with it :D
Malen Makerev *Valve
Jared Legitlastname *Both
Malen Makerev Bruh
Half Life 3 will be released when Gaben dies. In 3333.
Or 6666 (cuz half life)
Yay! I will never be death
***** #immortal
Respawns in 3333.. years
- 3333
My favorite part about Valve is how they love and care for their modding community. They even made Half Life sounds free for anyone to use. That's like a lifetime's worth of memes alone. Bless you all, Valve.
Gaben: Children im going to count 1-10
Gaben: 1 2 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Children: where is 3
Gaben: what is a 3
THE END
LENIN V half life 3 lmaoooo
;-;
Fun fact: the video doesn’t have a fact number 3
Three is a plant
@@KangJangkrik lol
If Half-Life was made by EA:
Just 9.99$ to break the box!
Unlock story mode: 9.99$
Unlock Multiplayer: 9.99$
Exit: 9.99$
Half-Life 3: $399.99 to unlock
@@SentryWill too cheap but if it's a microtransaction that's expensive
Either buy it, pay for it with in-game currency, watch 5 ads to unlock it, or wait 12 hours! What a deal!
Sniff the Box: $1.99
"There might be a half life or portal movie up in the line" 2 years later.... "WERE IT AT DOH?"
JJ Abrams is making a Portal movie right now. He said the announcement will come out soon. :)
***** Yup. You can check on Portal 2's Steam page. It's also scattered around TH-cam, so feel free to look up some videos on the matter. ;D
soo if it is 2 years later already
that means next year will be the 3rd year
hλlflife thr33 confrmd
Bork portal 3 is almost out. it was leaked to come near the end of 2016
Kids Woods
YEAH WELL LOOK AT HOW RIGHT YOU WERE. (Happy 2017. XD)
Gabe : We would rather disintegrate than sell-out
Also Gabe : *doesn't make another valve game after being the best producer of video games*
half life alyx came out
@@flavouredvodka9879 didnt know that 2 years ago lol
@@pixult4669 lmao
@@pixult4669 how?, literally a new half life game came out and you didnt know?
@@santini1224434 wasnt announced 2 years ago
There were 11 facts...
You lied to us
Wait a minute...
Top10Memes
Remove the letters and what do you get?
numbers
10
there were 11 facts
take away the words and what do you get?
numbers.
11 and 10
what do you with numbers?
maths
11 - 10 = 1
This video was 6:56 minutes long
What's the opposite of subtraction?
addition
5+6=11
11-1=10
but we are still left with a 6
10-6=4
How can this video have 500k+ views when Rhianna is the only girl in the world?
Only
Only = 1
4-1=3
3
A triangle has 3 sides...
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
Ummm...idk it's me but this makes no sense...except for the 4-1 part that was pretty legit- oh wait a minute I get now xD
Also Illuminatie.
What you doin reading more? Get outa HERE!
TheWaz13 Sowwy I like reading comments :(
***** Your brain must have problems.
MegaManX_777 No Harm done x3
YOU DID IT AGAIN! Get Otta Here!
4 years later and still no movie.....
or half life 3 or Left for dead 3
Edit:yes tf3 and portal 3 would be also good
Edit:Finally Half Life Vr
Edit: I wouldn't have thought that this comment would get 1.8 k likes lol, I m really happy about it thank u all and I ve read most of ur replies, again thanku
We get a shitty joke game from Valve instead. I hope their stock price dropped by a quarter.
I read an article that L4D3 is on the work last week, is that true?
@@johncarlo639 Lmao no
Apparently JJ Abrams is planning to make a portal movie after Star Wars episode 9
@@johncarlo639 No!
So Gabe turned down one billion dollars for the sake of Valve staying awesome. Why does everyone call him greedy again?
He's not greedy, he's the most awesome man in the world. *Looking at Chuck Norris* Uhm.. ALMOST the most awesome man in the world.
Jonathan Dahlberg Have you seen any of Chuck Norris' movies or read any of his books?
Bacon Maken I have. Why are you asking?
Jonathan Dahlberg Because most people who glorify him over the internet don't actually know who he is. Just checking is all.
Bacon Maken Okay. I just think he's a really cool guy.
"Valve guy turns around"
jazz music stops
Gabe is love, gabe is life.
Praise him and he MAY consider making half life 3
Nezeron Bloodmayne our*
gabe is not life, gabe is half-life
Mrnerdtroll not bad
Mostafa Shahin thank you
It's all Gabe now
And now in 2017,we have Artifact the DoTA card game...
What the fuck happened?!
Not sure why people are so ready to bust a nut with Artifact for which no gameplay content has yet to be shown. If you don't like card games then move along. Valve still maintains 2 of the top 3 premier e-Sports in the world, the biggest digital platform for games distribution and they are continuing to diversify their portfolio (Artifact is one such move). And as for HL3, just stop it people, it's dead so let it die already.
Teh Vanarch no one wanted a fucking dota 2 card game not even the dota players
im gonna get artifact when its released
We already had Hearthstone and GWENT which are both pretty decent games, we don't need another digital card game that will most likely suck.
you just hate Valve if you say this. There's no footage of this game as of yet, and you call it shit. What is shit is Hearthstone and GWENT. Hearthstone is unbalanced piece of trash that you need to spend at least $600 on to be able to play and Gwent looks like shit.
WHY AM I STILL WAITING FOR L4D3
Taylor Rewitzer it seems that source 2 can be released in 2017 I think the first game is l4d3
I
Expert exploiter source 2 already released at 2015.. dota 2 is currently only game running at source 2
Duggum Ete it's not really source 2 it's just an update for the beta of source 2 it's source 1 but soon they will put source 2 into the game
yea just compare the source 2 demo with actual dota 2
5:21 “I don’t mean that they straight up fucking murder people” I fucking died
same
Valve: makes game
My steam store: YOU SHOULD BUY THIS
Well, yeah, valve made steam.
Creative Name
r/whoooosh
Hah, I'm not gonna buy it,
I'M GONNA WAIT FOR NEXT UPDATE SO IT CAN BE FREE
Gabe- i mean Newell *Aba-Du-Gaben*
There should only be 2 facts because that's the largest number Valve knows.
So true
+BallPunch360 WRONG! the largest number Valve knows is 2.1.
+BallPunch360 he skipped number 3, that's why there was an 11
Half Life 3 confirmed
Lol
Lol
Its really confirmed in the post credit scene of Half Life Alyx !
Half life alyx
@@keeyandameen1688 It's not Half Life 3 fool, "Half Life 3" was announced in the post credit scene of Half Life Alyx.....
There is no 3rd fact.
You mean
*ab du gaben*
That explains the 11th fact
funny how this has "3" million views
I get it!
Half Life 3 CONFIRMED!?
duh
It is divisible by 3 at the moment.
the half life video cannot reach 3 million wtf this shit is weird
Dammit it's literally one day from 2016 and nothing about that L4D3 has been heard. FML.
+HG | Meta Well, it's 2016, now. The 4th of 2016.
+Drew Eubanks (SkullSnipah) the fact that you posted this comment afterwards doesn't make yours right, so STFU
+Drew Eubanks (SkullSnipah) He had a reason...
IVAN3DX It's stupid reasons like these that I get hated on for no reason... FML.
IVAN3DX
Ahem, "So STFU"
5:57
Gabe: I own a 9 story building!
Everybody: Where's floor 3?
Gabe: *What do you mean?*
It took me a few seconds but I got it XD
Marco Cringe damn
1 2 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Notice anything?
GabeN no like 3s
thats what i said
+MiniSwag You forgot Number 11. look in the description, and it shows you 1 and 2, then 4-11.
A-BA-DU GABEN
you forgot fact #11. At 5:31
OVIX why Gabe doesn't make 3??????
1,2,4,5,6,7,8,9
Gabe Newell 1 , 2 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , 10 , 11 he skipped 3 and give us 11
1, 2
Gabe Nutella 1,2,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,14,15.....28,29,40,41,42,44
Gabe Nutella 1,2,3 >:D
bunderbah XD
Illuminati-style joke at the end aside, L4D3?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
No.... "Half life 3 confirmed" style joke. n00b
kevon Cody
Are you fucking stupid? Rewatch that part. The joke aside, the emails were legitimately talking about "L4D3".
HfzD Literally the first word in his comment is a negative response to my question of "L4D3?"
HfzD I suppose I can see your point. I was more focused on the fact that my comment was, essentially, an enthusiastic question, and his response was "no".
But I can see where your POV makes sense.
Vir Aptus just as an update for all the non-die hard valve fans, valve has published a list of items and the order they will work on during an interview, first they will finish source 2, while using dota2 as a testing area for the public, when it is completed dota 2 will be ported to source engine 2 (might be called dota 3 and dota 2 will seice to exist because of the item economy), after this valve will do left for dead 3, after this they will release project "stars of blood", then counter strike global offensive will be ported to source 2 (because there is no sense in making another cs game and it would completely fk up the large economy csgo has), after this half life 3 will be made (release planned in 2018, individual episodes for hl2 may come out in between to have the storyline run over)*flies away*
i love how he just casually curses whenever he seems fit
1:05 I always think it's Coach from L4D2...
thats what i thought also
me too
the picture was made before l4d2
I can't unsee it now
DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN
Fact 1:Gaben can't count to 3
Fact 2:Gaben has a dark past with 3
Fact 4: 3 cannot be on this list
Fact 5: Gaben despises 3
Fact 6:Gaben sleeps in a bed of microtransactions
Fact 8: The Borealis was an inside job
Fact 9: The Pyro Update was never real
Fact 10: Wait let's add every digit of every number in this comment
1+3+2+3+4+3+5+6+7+8+9+10=61 this video is 657 long. 61+657=711. 711 is similar to 911. 911 has 3 digets. The 1s don't matter. 9÷3=3 Half Portal Fortress 3 confiremed
*e n e m y s p o t t e d*
missed 7 LUL
Counter Half-Portal 4 Day of DotA Ricochet Fortress 3:Source 2: Blue Decay Force Deathmatch Classic
That doesn't even make any fucking sense
How is 9+3=3?
I demand a portal movie.
*****
Nick the cheetah yeah same but chell or someone else? after portal 2? the end scene in portal 2 was in a holo deck?
I demand a team fortress 2 movie
hudwalk I think that could actually turn out pretty good. I mean, look at expiration date.
Are you flipping high?
5:19 i lost it when he straight up started cursing
The vavle of the back of a head looks like coach from left for dead 2
*sigh*
No, I think it was my father.
@@Lumindir holy shit we have the EXACT SAME pfp, same cropping and everything!
Or Louis.
Shaq from hot ones
That was 11 facts! Half-Life 3 Confirmed
ComplexxHD there was no 3
What's that weird squiggly line you put after Half Life mean?
Complexx
*****
+Complexx Nope, Just because there was a *11* as a fact, he skipped 3 because of VALVe's hate for 3, so in total there is still 10 facts.
Anybody else notice the captions at 2:30 replace EA with “Microtransaction Studios” ? Love it.
If Valve has no manager, imagine Karen coming to the Valve HQ and be like "can I speak to your manager?"
I always thought the person with the valve on the back of his head was the black guy from Left4Dead2
Coach?
Taylor Harrison yeah
Jesus?
What if he did look like that, and they used him to design Coach? :O if so that guy could sue
But it was made before Left 4 dead 2 came out.
*You forgot something. I don't remember when but when Team Fortress 2 was cosmetic updated, that bold man TURNED HIS FUCKING HEAD, and you could see his eye for a moment before it flickered and went back to normal. This happened for about a week before returning to normal.*
it still happens when you open portal 2 for me...
Progretion Yeah I see the man turning, before it flicking back to normal when I open Portal 2.
That's creepy before that the original man with the valve in his eye was twitching also
This shows there's more going on than just "we picked this guy from the street". On day he'll turn around fully and show us a copy of HL3. Calling it.
Andrew Edwards No wait wait.
He'll turn his head towards you, but it won't stop there. He'll keep turning. He'll do a 360 head spin and his head will just pop off like that.
In the stump of his neck, there will be a disk just sitting there, displaying Half-Life 3 on it.
Called it.
W W WWwait,
there is no fact 3 !!!!
Gabe didn't like 3
you mean 6:35
+MegaPick nope
oh really?! no way.
There was a fact 11 tho
gabe isn't 58 years old, he's gaben 2 episode 56
Portal
There's 6 letters in this word
And there's 2 series in the franchise!
6 divided by 2 = 3
OMG HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!
6 letters in this WORLD ?
YESSS! THERE'S ONLY 6 WORLDS!
Kelvin Wong
As someone that lives in the 7th world, dats racist.
Infu Nobody cares about the 7th world.
They care about the 42nd one
#RoleplayConundrums
HF3 has 3 characters
Half-Life 3 confirmed!
The valve logo of the mysterious bald guy turns and looks at you briefly when running Portal 2. Can we talk about this?
Pickleman Machinima I'll talk about it, and say it's creepy as fuck.
honestly i don't find it scary at all sure a little scary at first but . . .
Praise Gaben!
Christopher Garry *VALVELUJAH!
Excuse me dear sir, do you have the time to talk about our Lord and Savior Gaben?
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A Member Of The GLORIOUS PC Master Race
Oh! Yes, yes come in
imapirate5 ......Shit. Now what do i do?
A Member Of The GLORIOUS PC Master Race want to have some cookies?
Strange glitch. I cannot play this vid (even switched from WiFi to cellular in case the problem was on my end. I can play other videos in LEMMiNO but not this one.
EDIT: tried again on Nov 19, 2024 and finally got to enjoy the vid! Good vid too!
about the hacked part, valves anti-hack defence is just as good as VAC, and we all know how "that" works out...
Corona Wolf I tested it and I got banned 10 mins having it run and not using it's features
Valve Anti-Cheat
Your profile pic is great.Which anime is this?
@@KunioWorld dbz
WHY IS IT 2016 AND IM STILL WAITING FOR A HALF-LIFE AND PORTAL MOVIE BY JJ ABRAHAMS?
+DaniellikesBTD5 or is it just a recap of the story happenning in half life 1/2 and portal 1/2 ?
but if it recapped the story of half life or portal 1 and 2 it will make 3!
+The Arckilord It really is confirmed this time, no joke.
BECAUSE JJ ABRAHAMS DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST
+Joost de Vries by 2018
Wait a minute!!!!! Valve can in fact count to 3
Team Fortress 2
Portal 2
Left for Dead 2
Dota 2
Half Life 2
But however, there is 3 Counter Strike games!!! OoO
nope there is 4 cs 1.6 cs cz css cs go
lorden clevmen Actually it is 6. Cs online, and that taiwan cs
The cs games don't have a three in the name though
ceasar Doesn't have too.
Evan Blocker That is DLC and Addition packs, not whole games.
After years of pondering, valve has finally decided that this video is not good for the company and is actively destroying it
Gaben: 1 2
Mom: ...
Mom: so 3?
Gaben: 1+2 2 episode 1
Mom: wt
Almost cried when you said Westwood Studios, Damn it ea, ya dun gofed
Yousif Alsaadi They even cancel the game generals 2 to play for free.
slardarmaster19 They don't deserve to own the company, they will run it to the ground!
You can imagine how I felt when I found out EA was responsible for destroying the creators of my childhood (Pandemic)
+Checkjaguar108 I still have the Star wars Battlefront 2 disc damn, the memories :(
right that's exactly my reaction! westwood could have been the best
5:20
LOL IT KILLED ME
😂
me 2
Do you mean...
4:20
beatrice amabella no 5:20
+beatrice amabella XD
LEMMiNO: electronic arts, or EA
Captions: Shitronic Farts or money
Lmfao. Great captions. Keep it up!
2:03
Motherf*cking EA ruined my beloved game Battlefront
and nfs
nfs?
SubjectRedstone Need For Speed
Me too
ea didn't actually buy the company that made battlefront 1 or 2 dice just made up a new series and thats why its called battlefront not battlefront 3
Imagine Portal: The Movie.........I will be GLaD.
XD I hope I'm not the only one that got that joke. XD
MRdragonboy253 I get it never played portal but the main villain is named glades
right?
I would be os
Syed Karim GLaDOS, yeah.
Syed Karim It is GLaDOS like Amarachi Ndukwe and I've only played portal 2 recently thanks to my sis. Its a really cool game and its got such a unique concept.
3 Years since release of the video HL3 confirmed
2:03 and almost the worst part of this is when you wait like 2 hours to download one of their games, it installs EVEN MORE stuff. No other game company does this that I know of
Gabe should really play COUNTer-Strike ;)
lol
+VerisGaming XD
Nah
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!!!!
LORD GABEN PLS
ValvE is working on a single-player game this year
Gaben: What's 3?
@@jar6264 what is 3 you say
GabeN: WHAT THE FUCK IS 3?!
@@jar6264 you say that to him
Holy shit i am one from the 75million users !!
i'm so fucking famous now
Omg me toooo :>
same here. half life 3 confirmed :O
w00t!
julien haddad im new a bit in steam
F2P only applies to F2P games that were originally P2P
Him: So it's Microsoft's fault..
Me: I'm uninstalling Windows.
Linux, bitsh
If this comment gets exactly 3 likes I'll start making Half-Life 3
Trololol I'm the 4 like >:) MUAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
XD
NO you will be making half life 6 instead
*OMG HALF LIFE 2.1 US COMING*
Fuck
Spore became ugly because of EA
I think it's a pretty good game honestly.
true
EA ruined it
I don't really know any games from come from the Spore Series. just Spore.
Spore is a good game.But EA sucks
Volvo pls
+superssj2 VALVE
volvo pls
3.bp.blogspot.com/-CCtVnw01sjs/U__I98zrTzI/AAAAAAAAhIw/9sLzafZnrsg/s1600/Volvo-logo-2014.png
+Gabe Newell HL3, portal 3, L4D3 will come out in the year 333333333333333333333
***** yesh
+Gabe Newell no volvo is correct
Been almost 10 years and we haven’t got that movie on a valve game
The Worlds Best Game Companies:
-Valve
-Bethesda
- Valve
- Bethesda
- Paradox
- Fraxis
***** Agreed, but EA is sometimes frustratingly dumb sometimes! They buy a lot of video game series an ruin it afterwards. And don't get me started on how bad their sports games are. *Cough Cough* NHL 15.
***** Both EA and Rockstar go out of their ways to piss off their fan base. They are not the best companies in the industry.
-Rockstar
-Bethesda
-Valve
-Naughty dog
+Shawn Champagne ubisoft,digital homocide,ea,konami and cobra studios
valve owned by ea
counter strike world war one
dota 5
half life 20
And the video even ends with a Half-Life 3 confirmed joke.
How wholesome
Valve fact #69:
Probably the first company that gives you chills when you see their logo
Valve is great, so good they dont let sell like others to the big bad EA.
Sveer Ler and the ending explains just how conspiracy Theroies are made!
***** NO TF2 can never have to many hats
***** NO TF2 can never have to many hats
+Gavin Wallace (Spy Crab) NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH HATS! NOT ENOUGH WEAPONS!
+Sveer Ler yeah the way they said it was a big bitch slap in the face to EA and i applaud Valve for doing so.
instead of getting HL3 we will get HL 2.1
2.3 actually
+Matt Taggert Actually Half-Life 2.2.1
+jonas hemmersam we actually already have it. Half Life 2 Episode 1
+jonas hemmersam
HL2 EP1
+jonas hemmersam half-life 2 Episode 2 part 1
“Half life three confirmed “ *video ends
Me:not wrong
Generic name Half life 3? What do you mean, there is this new game Half life Alyx that I heard about, sounds cool.
@@acatfrompoland5230 releasing next month
IM FUCKING HYPED FOR THE RELEASE
Lemmino: Half Life 3 confirmed
Valve: I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move
Would you rather:
Let EA own VALVe so that they can create Half-Life 3 Or
Wait 2000 Years for Valve to release Half-life 3?
wait 2000 years because listen hear would you rather have a creative company release a fun game just for its retail price or a greedy crap company release a game that you have to pay to win
None. Make the smart choice.
Wait 2000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 billion years.
Wait till the universe reaches a googol years old to release half life more than 2 less than 4.
Quentin Tarantino says he would like to make a Half Life film, because he's a fan of the games
All my dreams will come true if that happened...
+Jamie Forsythe I love Quentin Tarantino's movies but I cant see him doing a dystopian sci-fi with aliens type of movie. As long as Michael Bay's not making it...
+Jamie Forsythe Tarantino is a hack :^)
+26dollar no
+StunnAH K.I.N.G.
*Uwe Boll
i once started a valve game (dunno which one tho), and the head of the black guy with the valve in the back MOVED AND HE GLIMPSED AT ME.
Bricks were shat.
It was Portal 2
SoundsUzed
interesting.
SoundsUzed yeah I got it and I got really scared XD (plop)
You have no idea do you...
SoundsUzed Happens in Dota 2 also.
imagine being a new employee to valve and moving your computer in when all of a sudden a turret from portal points at you and says "Gotcha!"
l4d3 oh my god im waitimg for this so long why havent released yet?
@KevkyHD Because it's unknown if it's being made or if it will never exist entirely
CommanderBlaze I hope it will come out in 2018
I need tf3
wait for WW3 then valve will release it
@@Quickipede I'm srry for u mate
A-ba-Du-Gaben
Pawelpolishpal do u know de way
Pawelpolishpal *Gaben!!*
what does a ba du mean?
@@echoweeibo cringe
Counting with Gabe Newell!
1,2,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,14,15,16.
What do you mean I've "made an error"?
+Grammar Nazi U MISSED 3 Poor 3 didnt need to get bullied
+Dino - Agar.io tell that to gaben
+Blookley 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50.
skoty1 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78,79, 80.
Well fuck
81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100.
Yay i got 100.
Ive come back to this video after about 8 years and am now a massive half life and portal fan and am even making my pen half life fam game.
Thank you for introducing me to valve!