"you are exactly where you are supposed to be, because you make terrible decisions" is gonna live rent free in my head today...totally need a reminder tapestry of this...
One of my favourite quotes ever is “ before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes”😂
My 16yr old son tells me all the time how he can’t wait to do whatever he wants when he’s an adult. I always just laugh and remind him that adulting is a scam. You never really get to do whatever you want because you have more responsibilities, more bills, and never enough money 😂
Lmao. I have a very vivid memory of when I was about 6 and I was arguing with my grandma about ice cream and I told her “Well when I grow up I’m gonna eat ice cream whenever I want!”…. Now I’m grown up and I’m lactose intolerant. 😂
You know you're overly invested into the podcast, when you automatically know Jen is going to oppose the horoscope thing. I love you ladies, you make my day. Keep it up!
Gigi was so beautifullll and her pity for those horrible men and women is profound and really strong and shows her beautiful forgiving spirit 🤍 Most people make enemies of the world because they’re too weak to make enemies of themselves
Lmfaooo when Chelsea said “businesses that consider themselves a family” I immediately thought of my job… when I was hired, my manager introduced me to my tier as their “new brother”… place is toxic as hell 😂😂😂😂
you guys are my favourite two ladies who seem confused and interested at the same time. its never another day without seeing ageless greatness of girls next door
The way i'm cackling over here in a coffee shop while listening to IHIP. Great way to calm my nerves while waiting for my 4 pm appointment for my new jobbb(?)
after growing up with my family, when a boss says "we're like a family" my immediate thought is always "oh so you're going to subject me to years of abuse that destroys my sense of self, gaslight me about it and expect blind loyalty afterwards" 😂 I'm partially projecting but also every place I've worked that said We're Like A Family 👨👩👧👦 has had horrible boundaries and exploited the employees. we're not a family, you are paying me to do a job within a legal structure of labor laws and worker's rights. had it!!!!!!
I’m soooo glad I discovered y’all 😍🥰 my favorite oklahomans. Evrerrrrr! with love from a 40ish year old queer progressive atheist from the Texas panhandle
Omg you should absolutely start using the had it or hit it segment as a cattle prod 😂 It’s almost like the covert version of giving them a really messed up would you rather question!!! You are both so shady and sadistic, and I LOVE IT!
Positive affirmatives are more of a facade than a bandaid. It’s about spinning out of control but pretending to save face a look like they are on top of it in front of others
I worked at a place where we had a client named “ Midnight Ho”. Another coworker had friends called Comet and Ajax. I asked what cleansers they used in their house. I had others that I wrote down but can’t find the list now. Gotta love the creativity.
Astrology is much more than pop culture astrology. It has a lot to do with current transits and the position of other planets, asteroids, etc. at the time of your birth. The subject is actually pretty complex and scholarly in nature. Even if you are born on the same day as someone else, your charts will be much different depending on the time you are born. Jen is talking about sun sign astrology and I agree, I have HAD IT with that!
Hello to y’all! I’d like to offer y’all a couple of my favorites for future readings of disappointing affirmations. When you are dead you don’t know you are dead. It is difficult only for the others. It is the same when you are stupid. AND There was a safety meeting at work today. They asked me, “What steps would you take in the event of a fire?” “Fucking big ones” was the wrong answer.
Omg my sister is an adult and still chews with her mouth open and she makes these disgusting smacking sounds too. I told her so many times when we were kids to stop and she unfortunately ignored my advice. We’ll also be out in public at a restaurant and she’ll be like “What do they got” and it is mortifying but I don’t think it would be polite to try to correct the way she speaks at this point.
Ummmmmm just my 3¢..... In No way do I think you ladies are prudes!!!... BUT.... Trust me I have somewhat recently got some knowledge dropped on me that lead down a rabbit hole!!!.... The crazy sex stuff and acts etc. do happen and are happening in the straight heterosexual community!!!... They just are not talking about it as openly!!!!
I take umbrage with Pumps’ characterization of college (and a lesser extent HS) being an easy phase of life as you’re not really taking care of yourself. Her exact words are “financially you’re not responsible for yourself.” That is a sweeping generalization of ONLY the most privileged perspective of higher education. I worked two jobs - one at school and another off campus - in order to support myself and have the ability to wash myself or my clothes while also taking the heavy burden of predatory student loans myself. Grants and scholarships are self earned, merit or situation based. The notion that people are in college/university without financial responsibility is laughably antiquated, utterly ludicrous, and incredibly privileged.
I agree, but I don't think Pumps was trying to be hurtful. Not to mention that she went to college in the (80s?) when college was much cheaper. I think it still stands to reason that even if you had rough teenage years (as I did), adult life only gets harder, for all social classes.
I went to a pretty rigorous and expensive private school, and the difference in stress and academic performance between the students who had to work to pay rent (me) and the students whose parents covered everything was super noticeable. it's a big class difference; for rich parents it's a financial investment to cover their kids tuition/rent/food so they can focus on school, get better grades and work internships in relevant fields, be more desirable to employers after college and eventually support their parents.
i am right there with you pumps, i have a hard time buying that people actually internalize the sappy TJ Maxx wood signs... but i guess its just a god thing lol
I feel like it’s basically NPR when Jennifer launches into a “… listener”, and that makes me feel superior to those around me who are still listening to those other grand standing, yak mouthing podcasts. #ivehaditElitist
ALSO Kiley/“Kylie”: can we please get a legit astrology person to come onto the show?? I’d love that! It’s all about the entire chart! Like Chani Nicholas or Aliza Kelly?!
Omg I can't stop commenting lol I once bought a small book with my date of birth on it and was so Proud to show how Like me it was...then my friend said ya and the old dude on death row born that day...so like you huh?🤔💩😂
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I *love* when you say „listener“! I feel addressed, I feel seen, I feel we‘re having an intimate and personal moment.
Same!
Same! It is one of the most uplifting moments of my day
So happy they increased their output. I know I’m lonely and these fab hags are my life source. I think their fan group should simply be “listeners”
16:30 I was just about to comment this! hahaha❤
Same
Gigi: "You dont know if IM an axe murderer; and i am!"
Jen and Pumps: *nods and smiles respectfully like two proud moms*
THEY DID NOT CATCH IT AND I SCREAMED 😭😭😭
@@kellensolomon4954 for real, lil disappointed in Jen because that was a hilarious line.
"you are exactly where you are supposed to be, because you make terrible decisions" is gonna live rent free in my head today...totally need a reminder tapestry of this...
One of my favourite quotes ever is “ before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes”😂
Gigi is so engaging. What a star!
"Listener" in singular form is the funniest repeatable aspect of the show.
My 16yr old son tells me all the time how he can’t wait to do whatever he wants when he’s an adult. I always just laugh and remind him that adulting is a scam. You never really get to do whatever you want because you have more responsibilities, more bills, and never enough money 😂
Lmao. I have a very vivid memory of when I was about 6 and I was arguing with my grandma about ice cream and I told her “Well when I grow up I’m gonna eat ice cream whenever I want!”…. Now I’m grown up and I’m lactose intolerant. 😂
I watch on TH-cam, and I have ZERO problem regarding listeners. It's a podcast first and foremost. Keep up the good work. 5 out of 5 stars.
You know you're overly invested into the podcast, when you automatically know Jen is going to oppose the horoscope thing. I love you ladies, you make my day. Keep it up!
Her Leo sun must have a Capricorn moon.
personally I’d love to read both of their charts to filth, just to see if it resonated. Signed, ♌️☀️♍️🌙♎️⬆️
I never felt so understood the way I do when I watch you ladies. Thank you 💛💛
Yall are so hilarious!!! Love you both!!! Don’t stop!
You all are so consistent,thank you ladies ❤
Gigi was so beautifullll and her pity for those horrible men and women is profound and really strong and shows her beautiful forgiving spirit 🤍
Most people make enemies of the world because they’re too weak to make enemies of themselves
Lmfaooo when Chelsea said “businesses that consider themselves a family” I immediately thought of my job… when I was hired, my manager introduced me to my tier as their “new brother”… place is toxic as hell 😂😂😂😂
you guys are my favourite two ladies who seem confused and interested at the same time. its never another day without seeing ageless greatness of girls next door
The way i'm cackling over here in a coffee shop while listening to IHIP. Great way to calm my nerves while waiting for my 4 pm appointment for my new jobbb(?)
“Live laugh love when you not being a c*nt” that needs to be a shirt 😂😂😂
Add it to the merch yall
😂😂😂 I'd buy one in a heartbeat! Love this podcast ❤️
Gigi looks like Jennifer’s little sister
ooh the tea about fleet week. the hypocrisy, nerve, gall and gumption of them
after growing up with my family, when a boss says "we're like a family" my immediate thought is always "oh so you're going to subject me to years of abuse that destroys my sense of self, gaslight me about it and expect blind loyalty afterwards" 😂 I'm partially projecting but also every place I've worked that said We're Like A Family 👨👩👧👦 has had horrible boundaries and exploited the employees. we're not a family, you are paying me to do a job within a legal structure of labor laws and worker's rights. had it!!!!!!
I’ve always liked when they say “listener” because it insinuates that they only have a single listener for every podcast 😭
Needed this today 😂
Another amazing episode!!
Joining the crowds requesting Coco Peru as next!
I’m soooo glad I discovered y’all 😍🥰 my favorite oklahomans. Evrerrrrr!
with love from a 40ish year old queer progressive atheist from the Texas panhandle
"We dont have unions in our Business, We are a Family"!
You guys are getting the best girlies on!
I thought Pumps was wearing the IKEA monkey coat for a second lmao
Pumps calling Josh a country bumpkin is sending me into orbit
Omg you should absolutely start using the had it or hit it segment as a cattle prod 😂
It’s almost like the covert version of giving them a really messed up would you rather question!!!
You are both so shady and sadistic, and I LOVE IT!
Happy listener/viewer/fan here....love you!
Positive affirmatives are more of a facade than a bandaid. It’s about spinning out of control but pretending to save face a look like they are on top of it in front of others
Clock it
Jennifer, my fellow Leo!! I also get the same of "I knew you were a Leo" or they guess right lol 😂♌️
“Bio Fraud”!!!!!🤣🤣🔥🔥❤❤
A business that’s like a family is SO SCARY
Requesting Coco Peru as the next queen to have on
inspired choice! She is amazing
Coco Peru and Delta Work (who has been on) are honestly the perfect queens for this show lol
Can you clip the inspirational quotes part! I need to send it to my friends!!
I can't help it lol my business is called Family Pizza😅.
JUDGE JUDY- say “the JIG is up” instead of gig and it’s suddenly a drag race reference and also so funny and hot
8:18 “I’ll take it all day long” - pumps
And we love you for that ❤
I worked at a place where we had a client named “ Midnight Ho”. Another coworker had friends called Comet and Ajax. I asked what cleansers they used in their house. I had others that I wrote down but can’t find the list now. Gotta love the creativity.
Gigi is gorgeous, my two worlds colliding so i thank you🫶🫶🤍
Astrology is much more than pop culture astrology. It has a lot to do with current transits and the position of other planets, asteroids, etc. at the time of your birth. The subject is actually pretty complex and scholarly in nature. Even if you are born on the same day as someone else, your charts will be much different depending on the time you are born. Jen is talking about sun sign astrology and I agree, I have HAD IT with that!
fucking love this pod
Thank you!! Positive affirmation quotes drive me insane!! Love to hear I’m not alone. What is the IG page you were reading off of ?
you could see Jen tapping that vein when Gigi was talking about the mormons at the gay bar.
Hello to y’all!
I’d like to offer y’all a couple of my favorites for future readings of disappointing affirmations.
When you are dead you don’t know you are dead. It is difficult only for the others.
It is the same when you are stupid.
AND
There was a safety meeting at work today. They asked me, “What steps would you take in the event of a fire?”
“Fucking big ones” was the wrong answer.
I would die to see Miss Coco Peru on your podcast just to see the place where "I've had it" and "That Bothers me" meet.
Judge Judy!
Gigi is so beautiful
Omg I’m in love with them. 😂😂
I've had it with people.
Live Laugh Love - My toxic former supervisor had this on her door. What a fraud!!
You both are my Favourite
NO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OMFG!!!
Jennifer is such a Leo
OBSESSED WITH MY GIRL GIGI AAAA
Gigi is STUNNING omg 😲
YES YES YES
Do we need to enact an SDMA on Pumps? She’s giving me vulnerable adult vibes, and we need to protect her.
Yall really have been feeding the gays with all these drag race queens!! Thank you guys for always being the best❤
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Omg my sister is an adult and still chews with her mouth open and she makes these disgusting smacking sounds too. I told her so many times when we were kids to stop and she unfortunately ignored my advice. We’ll also be out in public at a restaurant and she’ll be like “What do they got” and it is mortifying but I don’t think it would be polite to try to correct the way she speaks at this point.
I absolutely love when you do drag episodes
“I don’t want inspiration in the form of words”
On a t shirt 😂
Nancy Reagan was big into astrology and even advised Ronnie on policy based on it.
6:25 pumps is so mom
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2…
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Good morning ladies!!!
omgigiiiiii!!!!
Gigi is effortlessly stunning
It's horrible. I know, I got a big chuckle out of it LOL
Gigi is a Queen. Icon. Iegend ❤❤❤
I tested Progressive left too
Ummmmmm just my 3¢..... In No way do I think you ladies are prudes!!!... BUT.... Trust me I have somewhat recently got some knowledge dropped on me that lead down a rabbit hole!!!.... The crazy sex stuff and acts etc. do happen and are happening in the straight heterosexual community!!!... They just are not talking about it as openly!!!!
7:42, which comment?
I take umbrage with Pumps’ characterization of college (and a lesser extent HS) being an easy phase of life as you’re not really taking care of yourself. Her exact words are “financially you’re not responsible for yourself.” That is a sweeping generalization of ONLY the most privileged perspective of higher education. I worked two jobs - one at school and another off campus - in order to support myself and have the ability to wash myself or my clothes while also taking the heavy burden of predatory student loans myself. Grants and scholarships are self earned, merit or situation based. The notion that people are in college/university without financial responsibility is laughably antiquated, utterly ludicrous, and incredibly privileged.
I agree, but I don't think Pumps was trying to be hurtful. Not to mention that she went to college in the (80s?) when college was much cheaper. I think it still stands to reason that even if you had rough teenage years (as I did), adult life only gets harder, for all social classes.
I went to a pretty rigorous and expensive private school, and the difference in stress and academic performance between the students who had to work to pay rent (me) and the students whose parents covered everything was super noticeable. it's a big class difference; for rich parents it's a financial investment to cover their kids tuition/rent/food so they can focus on school, get better grades and work internships in relevant fields, be more desirable to employers after college and eventually support their parents.
Live, Laugh, Love is absolute bullshit. Die, Cry, and Hate is the reality we all need to have posted on our walls!
i am right there with you pumps, i have a hard time buying that people actually internalize the sappy TJ Maxx wood signs... but i guess its just a god thing lol
I feel like it’s basically NPR when Jennifer launches into a “… listener”, and that makes me feel superior to those around me who are still listening to those other grand standing, yak mouthing podcasts. #ivehaditElitist
i hate mouth open chewers makes me gag
I disagree, the most unrewarding money before gas or any type of insurance is toilet paper. You are literally throwing money down the drain.
I love Jennifer. The horoscope is complete bullshit and makes me lose respect for people I admire when they go: As a Virgo...
Had it with adulting? Really? They've had it with an inevitability? They would prefer being babied? Hmm...
who HASN'T had it with adulting. we might have to do it but that doesn't mean we have to like it lol
ALSO Kiley/“Kylie”: can we please get a legit astrology person to come onto the show?? I’d love that! It’s all about the entire chart! Like Chani Nicholas or Aliza Kelly?!
Omg I can't stop commenting lol
I once bought a small book with my date of birth on it and was so Proud to show how Like me it was...then my friend said ya and the old dude on death row born that day...so like you huh?🤔💩😂