I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
"let’s use galvanized square steel to form a strong structure, and cover with eco friendly wood veneers and screws to put the platform in place that we got from aunt" Ahh videos
“The design is very human” Not tryna be an annoying bum but thx for likes Edit 2 For everyone saying why I’m coy wire, I was trying to get a shout out from a CNN 10 vid and thought it would be funny to change my pfp if i did get the shoutout, but now im Cornelius Hornswaggle
imagine trying to crawl out of your bed then falling into freezing water just to see your friend get cannonballed out of a cannon when your getting out💀💀💀
Every household needs their child cannon 🔥
Ym a child cannon
It can't be a household without a personal cannon
Fr😂
Yaba daba doo
I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Me when I was 6 imagining how I wanted my room to be designed:
fr fr
Fr fr fr
BRO IS SO RELATE
Ong
Facts 😭
“The design is very human”
💀
💀
Beat me to it by a month
Fr 💀💀💀
HOW TF DOES THIS HAVE 376 LIKES
“Mom, I missed the bus.”
“Get in the fucking cannon.”
You miss the school
underrated comment
That's fax @ix_starry_xi
Underrated 😂😂
The most underrated comment 😂😂😂😂
“Your dreams have meanings”
My dreams:
ikr
True💀✨️
Trueee
Bye dream
Trueeeeeeeeeeeeee ;-;
“this is the most perfect bedroom ever in the world”
*the design is very human*
Very easy to use
Here before it blows up
very human 👍
*toilet flashbacks*
@@HDTomo 🚽
The bedroom doubles as a morgue 💀
This comment is funny af lmao
@@mercifulchickens th-cam.com/video/R6yAPLFoan4/w-d-xo.html thank me later
Damn
True
😂😂😂😂
Who tf has 20 children? *Antonio Cromartie laughing in the corner*
*Genghis Khan laughing in the other corner*
@@MultiShipper3000 *Dolores Grenier laughing in the other corner*
*JS Bach chuckling in the very last corner*
Drake in the corner having 100
WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD AT THE CANNON PART HELP I'M CHOKING
Choking on what? 🤨
@@livertl food?
same
Same
@@livertl H2O
When you wake your kids up for school, but there’s just 20 piles of ashes.
That’s what i was saying
@@help5367 yeah….. 🤨 📸
Too bad the wife of my pastor has 25 siblings
@@iriye3k that's a lot 😮
LMAO XD
The last kid experienced a canon event
Quite of a "cannon" event, isn't it?
BRO NAH😭😭😭😭
BADUM TSS
😭😭😭😭
alive abortion be like:
"let’s use galvanized square steel to form a strong structure, and cover with eco friendly wood veneers and screws to put the platform in place that we got from aunt"
Ahh videos
Make some vids
Bro took “interior design is my passion” to another whole level 💀
💀
Ahh yes the personal 4 floating toilets
....that.... comment doesnt make sense.....
@@kinyacat5919 probably because it doesnt seem like the dudein the video realizes its a joke
nah ur so underated!
last child : *experiences an actual canon event*
underrated
*cannon event
@@zaroonabbas1121🤓
@@Squinglet i ain't a nerd
@@zaroonabbas1121do we correct people for no reason, at least have manners when doing that crime
Asian parents telling their backstory:
Good
Real
Comfrim
Yes
Bro u here?! Big fan @theuniquejester786
When i seen all those kids for a second i thought it was an orphanage
“Who has 20 children”
*kidnappers:* 🤠
I was thinking Orphanages or Foster Homes lmao
@@RandomAnimatorArtist burn both down
@@RandomAnimatorArtist Or the Catholic church 😉
NOOOO 😭
EDP445 [or Discord users idfk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ] : 🤠
The swings had me dying for some reason 😭 💀
Fr fr though
frrrrrrrrrr
Birds
The same thing happened to me but with the cannon
Same but the floating toilet too
“Why would someone have 20 kids in one room”
….I can explai-
At fifteen children you would at least consider to wear a condom.
it's quite addicti-
and it feels goo-
I don't kidna-
**quitley dials 911**
My room looks like this on a Monday morning... but goes back to normal on Tuesday.
"It's a canon event" 💀💀💀
NAHH
💀💀💀
NAHHHHHH 💀 ☠️
NAHHH CANNON EVENT
Lol
"who has 20 children?"
Smallest mexican family:
the mother putting in the work
Damn the dad having real fun
@@MH-YT. 💀
@Tellu007 as a Hispanic, my family consists of 1,273 people.
@@Bee_Swarm_Addict 🗣🗣🔥🔥
"The design is *very human* " 💀✨
Fr tho 😪✋
Underrated comment 😂
Haha
Fr
haha so original
And this, kids, is what we call, "Child abuse".
This is the best visual representation of a boarding school ever.
It’s not I go to boarding school it’s 2 ppl per room
Floating toilets and cannons? Sounds fun
@@a.mabel.jr/woooooosh
@@AlexAroAce r/ispottedthebitchlessanditsyou
@@amanofpotatoes2176 I am single on purpose thank you.
Bro woke up and said, "why not have 20 kids?"💀
They need child support💀
A whole soccer team 💀
As an engineer, I can confirm that this is a 100% legit bedroom
Engineer TF2
Medic from TF2....
If he became an engineer
The desing is very human as I right?
@@patrikgameplay1755yea you are
The fvck and fvcking was personal and funny😂
I swear my humor is broken I died when the kid got launched out of the cannon💀
Same
I laughed at every part lmfao 😂😂😂
Jesus loves you ❤
@@cat_sandwichOMGG SAME I WAS DYING
Mine is cursed then, I thought the bunk beds were supposed to be a WWII reference 😭😭
Average house
Yep
Only in Ohio bro
@@djgamerguy . Ok pop
@@Tin60 l
Ll
@@djgamerguy
Are you going to post another video like this
wow the world needs more innovative people like this XD
YES LMFAO
“Fuck them kids bro”- ispy
Bro’s just spouting f bombs 😂😂😂
Fr i have never heard him curse till i saw this vid it caught me so off guard
Even captions dropped them💀😭
Even captions dropped them💀😭
Even captions dropped them💀😭
He's a grown man, kiddo
THE FLOATING TOILET GOT ME LIKE 😭😭😭😭 💀💀💀💀
And the floating kids
Nvm
the cannon 😢😂
Boom shakalaka Boom shakalaka ooh
He do be shwfity with it tho I can't lie 🥶
Bro turned a kids room into a fall guys map 💀
You did not-💀
Fr fr
💀
that made me rolling on the floor and wheezing☠️☠️☠️☠️
Fr
“Who has 20 children”
Mate there’s this magical place called an orphanage
Yea
Do they have 4 floating toilets tho?
The one I used to go to had 10 magical floating toilets 🤩
Where can I find it
@@plzeat639 Or a cannon to death then?
Bro woke up on the wrong side of the bed
“ a second child has hit the tower”💀
💀
💀
💀
"A second child has hit the sand castle!"
@@LeSillyPiggy💀
"who have 20 children?"
I have 300+ in my basement
Wait what💀
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Ayo💀💀💀
Papyrus: SANS WHY DO I HEAR SCREAMS IN THE BASEMENT?!
@@Voidwalker...:Sans: no reason...
Bro that ain't a bed for 20 children, that's a graveyard with 20 children💀
💀
A morgue to be precise 💀
@@vrexyyzeditz perhaps it's both, as some graves are stacked on top of each other like some creepy, compact condomonium/apartment building
He made a funeral home there lol
@@onigiriCruncherit’s a morgue
STOP IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IM ABOUT TO PEE MYSELF I STARTED BURSTING OUT LAUGHING
“Who has 20 children”
Bach: *laughs maniacally*
@BossBoyGus ikr
@BossBoyGus i think everyone knows who Bach is 💀💀
@@hi-rh9cq you’d be surprised😔
Kid in cannon: “I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!”
He didnt go to school when his mom Said so
i ruined the 69 likes
123 likes?!
More like "I believe I can dieee"
Ah funny meme
"Who the hell hired a morgue architect to design the goddamn kindergarten?!!"
My thoughts exactly 😂
Is there a person who specifically designs morgues
I've never heard h1t1 just start randomly dropping f bombs
those parents had their priorites straight 💀💀💀💀💀💀
here at 123 likes
Bro got the morgue type room💀
Bro now the ghost kids can sleep
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
NAHHH
holocaust type room*
"MOM! I missed the bus!!"
"Alrighty.. hop in the cannon kiddo"
Thanks for the likes :D
This shit needs more attention 💀
@@diego4438 yes and nice name Diego
LOLLL and then father is like,
"Honey, launch out bed number 9!"
@@diego4438 irk
LMAO
Your cut hair is amazing ❤
"okay you know what jimmy you're grounded!"
* Put jimmy in cannon ball*
The frickkk 💀💀💀💀
Yep he's definitely grounded after the launch
BRO THATS MESSED UP
not in the cannon but in the cannon ball which has two other ba-
@@RkWasTaken sus
“The design is very human”
Not tryna be an annoying bum but thx for likes
Edit 2
For everyone saying why I’m coy wire, I was trying to get a shout out from a CNN 10 vid and thought it would be funny to change my pfp if i did get the shoutout, but now im Cornelius Hornswaggle
Your a fucking menace
hahaha
💀💀
*Launches child out of skyscraper*
NAHHHHHHHHH 💀💀💀💀💀
The joke about these "Kid's bedroom design" animations is just top tier, and the child cannon is just cherry on top.
It's probably a disaster designing 💀
Ay thats a Cool _BEDROOM💀_
They really said “let’s put these children in the walls like they do at the mortuary” 💀
bro really just combined morgue and obituary…
@@maggiebrandy4309 mortuary is a real word
Me: Hey it’s like kamino
@@maggiebrandy4309 yes mortuary is the word
The person that made that animation would walk into a bar and order orange juice
💀
no they order water
@@retrofoxxosparkling water
Nah they would walk into a metal bar and think they were in a real bar
they are the type of person to mix milk and water to save money
The 2 kids on floating chairs:
I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYY
😐
@@CooIWatermelon what?
Really bro
I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKYYY
Bro is 6 years behind 💀
When John curses it just seems like he’s trying too hard😂😂😂
How aliens think humans make houses:
And that's also how we think aliens make houses lmao
Lol yah@@jinxed-truly
Both the comment and the first comment this comment get both of them😂
"How are they gonna get into bed are they just gonna climb up?"
...yes
the cannon
I love doing that,I always liked to sleep in a shelf.
"Ok why the fu*k their are 20 kids in a room" got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
Don't censor yourself
Profits if you get what I mean ;>
Emm. Kindergardens
We had a bed system similar to this for day sleep
I can't stop laughing😂😂😂😂😂
"It's ok, guys, it's just a cannon event.'' 💀
ah i see what you did there
Quite literally 💀
😑
best comment
Canon Event*
I’m glad you are being critical of a clearly satirical video of those “kids bedroom design” videos.
Ikr. How can he not see its satirical?
its a joke lol
@@sreenidh_ but he isn’t doing good jokes. Like I’m still tryna get a punchline after the vid.
how my mom claims my room looks when there’s 1 thing on the floor:
same
Every time I see that cannon be like:
"FIRE IN THE HOLEE"
"Okay I'm glad we made sure to add 4 floating toilets" LMAO man's got me rolling on the floor
Dud you just finish watching a land of boggs short where boe and boggo are just texting each other if though there in the same room
@@woodootheblue7106 tf
@@woodootheblue7106 bruh just because he said this doesn't mean he watched the Land of boggs short
“And that’s how your siblings died”
"And that's how your mother grew up"
665 likes
I thought everyone had 19 siblings with a pool right in front their beds...
Don’t forget the cannon
Don't forget the floating toilets
Me too…
we satisfying Minecraft TH-camrs with this one 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
The beds look like one of those central American prisons 💀💀
Looks like a literal morgue 😭😭😭
nah this is worse take it from a central american
Should i change my pfp yes or no
@@Jokuvaan77715 do it
@@fugoventro9403 bro :sob:
people in ohio and detroit: where'd you get footage of my children's bedroom from?
As an Ohioan this is far from true lol
Ohio is not that kind of city
Ohio is a knock-off detroit fr
@@frozenturbo8623 Scott the woz is angry cuz he lives and loves ohio
Can't have shit in Detroit
The rooms I build in the sims at 2:00am:
Lol
True
no so true and in one familly (with mcc) i haved 11 children
This is why I subscribed, so I can see reactions like this 😂
Bro when they started throwing the kids in the pool I lost it😭💀❤️😌
I started laughing so hard i hit my head bruh
"A canon that shoots children exists"
Asian Parents: *We need that right now*
bro my mom even ordered it
This seems like the kind of place we'd build out of Lego when we're 9
😂😂
Is he wrong though
Hearing John saying "fuck" and "fucking" makes me laugh
we both know you got more than 20 kids in your void room 😭
First and lol
LMAO
💀
Its true, pelase send healp hes coming
HELP ME THERES NOT MUCH TIME LEFT THE ADRESS IS 73-
that builderman was on something when building that 💀
you mean the architect?
@@Symbylldisgusting
@@Symbyll no it's the creator of roblox
@@MMMMMMM-q3h yeah I'm aware of the joke now I was just a bit tired and stupid when reading this comment
@@Symbyllœ
imagine trying to crawl out of your bed then falling into freezing water just to see your friend get cannonballed out of a cannon when your getting out💀💀💀
*yawn* good mo-crap im wet.
Ok, off to the floating toi- oh look, hi Benjamin! Wait. Benjamin, benjamin NO-
The gcoat(greatest comment of all time)
300 likes but only 1 reply? Lemme fix that
This comment deserves an oscar😭💀
😂😂😂😂😂you’re so funny
Therapist: "Every dream has a meaning!"
My dreams:
Add a space between the “e” and the “r”
"Who has 20 children"
Discord moderator: 🗿
White van guy: 🗿
Uncle: 🗿
You forgot Reddit
GE this khan
Loud house: 🗿
@@Daunknownofall69420 L joke they have 11
@@normal-ee3gbStill a lot.
“Who has 20 children?”
Elon Musk
Legit he only has like 6 what you on
@@khadizaanwarjolly5779 🤓
@@khadizaanwarjolly5779its joke
Indians
He has 10
Canon got me laughing till I died😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The perfect bedroom donsnt exis-
Edit(what happened to the comments) I'm famous
*doesn't
@@ruthpiercy6297 🤓
Looks like you were right
@@sa1ry_ whats wrong with correcting grammar? i mean, there's nothing wrong with correcting grammar.-.
@@sa1ry_ Bro just L'd grammar fixing, chill.
The way the child got launched and fell killed me 😂
No it killed him
Frllll
The fact that the canon part was the least of his concerns 💀
@Dont_click_this_profile_you’re not funny
Damn bro that mom is really carefule 😂🤣
The kids still in the pool: ⚰️
Hide the bodies in the pool. Literally the best idea.
@@hardiecuizons yas
@@hardiecuizons Nah man,they will float after several days.
Its better to grind them up then burn them in the fireplace
about the canno guy
the dad that had 20 kids: *"HONEY, I HAVE A MAGIC DI-"*
BAHAHHAHA
@🎃Divit09andmumplays👻 💀💀
@🎃Divit09andmumplays👻 diglett
@🎃Divit09andmumplays👻 Ditto.
HAHAHAHA
Therapists : Every dream has a meaning
My dreams :
same
Therapist😃
Therapist🌚
Well the cannons probably useful for them from 20 to 19 seems small but if ya got enough gunpowder
him: who the f*ck has 20 children
me: an ✨adoption center✨
And they have pool next to the bed and cannon Ball to deliver adopted children, right✨
@Beauty~ Same :D
DEMON SLAYER WEEBS
@@Haiiiii_Helloooo_Hiiiiiiii and @Beauty~ i will send both of you, to an ✨️ adoption center ✨️
@The M makes more sense but✨adoption center✨
Were not going to talk about how the kids are sleeping on ROADS
Thanks for the likes
No blankets tho 😀
We’re* but fr
Conveyer belts to launch them past the pool
@@lilchildsofficial 🤓
What you don't do that on a daily?
"Uhm... Mr. Afton, I think this is not the design were looking for"
We're*
"Add an few animal suits..."
Galvanized square steel 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
This is the dream room i wanted as a kid
Ohio kids room ☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀
“How are there 20 kids”
Classic orphanage
29 kids
@@plaiderplayz9866 thats what the cannon is for
The way that I cackled seeing the kid being shot out of the cannon-
what if it was real?! would you still laugh?!
edit: you guys r evils!! mah mom would be mad abt dis :/
@@qkumi.2813 💀
@@qkumi.2813 he/she/they are joking chill dude
@@qkumi.2813 lmao yeah💀💀💀
@Darcy𖣔 OMG HI
That kid in the cannon got violated 💀