@@grt2106 the suggestions they make would have you crucified off the Statue of Liberty for even attempting, there’s zero way you would get anywhere near a power tool if you put in an application for this kind of renovation
@@grt2106 You'd immediately breake your leace and be charged your deposit and several thousand dollars in fines for not only doing unsanctioned construction, but also risking the structural integrity of the whole building (but seriously man why can't we be better, new york made it law that every room needed a window back in thr 1800's and now I can't live anywhere on either coast for less than 1200 a month. I'm not even kidding they're making a new development by my parents house and they haven't even broken ground yet but they want 1.5 million for the house)
Cant go one of these without : Little John / Trump / Liam Galvanized square steel Eco friendly wood veneers Extension screws sometimes from aunt Induction stove on top of a foldable table Grandmas coffin Soft padding to pervent collision 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Underneath all the funny parts of the video, I think this speaks so much to people, because everywhere we have to deal with skyrocketing housing costs, so it feels satisfying to imagine actually having a full house even with what you can reasonably buy.
I personally like cozy, compact houses that have that kind of "treehouse" feeling but there's something about these that feels kinda soulless to me. Maybe I can't enjoy them as much while knowing the kind of bullshit the housing market forces people to live on, pretending like it's somehow acceptable to deprive them of basic needs if they can't pony up millions. Or maybe it's the modern minimalist aesthetic that completely destroys the treehouse feel and makes it feel more like a pod, idk. Some of them are kinda cute though, like the Hong Kong coffin house. That one's small but feels actually possibly liveable for a while, unlike the 1sqm rooms.
These rooms exist. I hope you know that? In New York and Japan that's normal. Even in the richest city on earth Zürich housing became unaffordable and there's literally no space.
That’s why I feel like this videos could be useful Sunday because it’s scary that this could be the future for millions of people across the world as police is like New York city, New York everyone has to live in tiny crappy studio apartments and it’s gonna come to the point where people are going to get money, hungry and start stuffing people and small areas like this and have to work paycheck to paycheck
nah bro. he's onto something. i've already place an order for a loft bed on amazon and i'm going to build a small office under it. this generation is going to be all about making the most of what little space we have.
@@GalacticTradingPost will you place a squat toilet and a shower at random places which cannot have actual water and sewage pipes even in theory? Are you going to use galvanized square steel and eco-friendly wood veneer in order to construct a non-insulated chamber without propper supports in the middle of a sky scraper? I mean, this is basically a parody to asian apartment design
@@ФедяКрюков-в6ь the attempts at plumbing obviously aren't realistic. the only thing we can take from this is framing out beds, storage, and fold up tables to save on space.
@@GalacticTradingPost I meant this is basically a parody over apartment design in Asia. They have all those 0 sqr.m. apartments with loft beds for quite some time now
If a few thin bars of steel can support an entire room, a bed and a person sleeping on top, and other stuff like sheets and electronics, yeah Basically sleeping with an iron bar holding you up over a cliff
@@derbyblade9572 Communal stuff is exactly what those cage homes have. It'd be way too expensive to pull separate canalisation and water supply pipelines to each individual cage. The fact that the author doesn't understand it shows that he's never ever been in a cage apartment. Or even a communal apartment, for that matter.
@@derbyblade9572 P. S. I'm not Chinese, I'm Russian. However, I lived in a communal apartment as a kid. With a common toilet, bathroom and kitchen. As far as I know, Chinese cage homes are like communal apartments. Only worse and more cramped. Have YOU ever lived in a communal apartment? Or cage home?
This is a mere rofl dude! All watched designs (could not force myself to watch them all, because it's funny only a few times) are actually will work only on paper and far from being optimized! And even if they will be really working, they would be a hell to live!
This reminds me of my parent's tinyhouse :'> they started building with no plan, so now the hallway between the bedroom & kitchen is also the only bathroom
Liam makes 5 million and lives in a closet. Think Liam has no understanding of money or real estate. His Aunt supplies screws and mattresses, his neighbour lends him space for a shelf, his girlfriend buys him a crummy closet to redesign and supplies Air Jordans. Wife lives in a box yet has designer bags.
It's common everywhere. In our country people usually extend car garages upwards to make some spare rooms. Or extend first or second floors of the building blocks. For third and upper, this, however, is more rare.
I couldnt imagine having tacobell and coming home to use the toilet only to suffer for a few hours bc the smell is gonna be trapped in the tiny apartment 😭
I wouldn’t let a pet to live like that. Let alone a human! It’s claustrophobic and a fire 🔥 hazard. “COFFIN ROOM⚰️” is the perfect description for a small closet with windows.
I have a small problem in clip 1 1. No apartment like that doesn’t exist 2. Its gonna be more expensive taking down the windows, then the room 3. Its like a cleaning storage room, with brooms, washing lotion and more cleaning stuff And 4. Everyone is seeing the giant structure bigger then the others from the bottom of the building
Wow, I guess the aunt ran out of the screws cause now Liam has to buy his. I've seen too many of these but I'm learning different options for built-in storage systems.
11:39 is probably the best one so far Edit: actually no.8 is a place I could actually comfortably live in (give or take a few things) but that’s because it has more space so idk if that counts.
lets transform the zero square meter room into a fully function house, little john has been collecting trash in shanghai for several years managing to save 100,000 by living frugally then, he bought a tiny space less than one square meter here, Little john can only build upwards and has to curl up on the floor, eventually little john reached his limit and decided to redesign like this. firstly he removed the existing windows and expand the space with a frame made of galvanized square steel reinforced with horizontal and vertical welds. then using his last bit of sayings little john buys expansion screws to securly attach the frame to the wall and covers it with eco-friendly wood veneers and covers with eco-friendly aluminum panels install luminous sheets on the ceiling to brighten the space without any protruding objects, cover the floor with wood wax oil paper boards which also provides storage for out of season quilts and bedding. with a soft matress turns it into a large bed. big enough for little john and his girl friend.
The statics of the building will never change when using Galvanized square steel and eco friendly wood veneer. It will also not change if everybody in the building would do this. John, Liam and their friends know how to beat physics and statics of buildings. Don't forget. If you finish the project you will be able to walk through walls, windows and the air.
Jokes aside, this man is pretty decent at designing compact housing. Maybe if this was applied irl life for poor people in america wouldnt be as bad. Same goes for people in china, or anywhere where housing is expensive for that matter.
Nah, the issue is largely with housing being used for speculation. Making it smaller won't change the fact that the majority of it gets snapped up by investment funds and never really used to house anyone who needs it. Also zoning is a big issue, especially in the US where a lot of cities are still stuck in this mentality where actual neighborhoods are the devil and everyone should have a small mansion in the hills because anything less is for the poors.
we're learning so much about liam. he's a construction worker, a crossdresser, and can sustain himself on purely oxygen.
What about little trump
@Nifflersnifflers don't forget about the fact him and his girlfriend escaped from prison at least that's what it looks like by the striped clothes
What about little john?
He also changes his name to John or Dave often
He also lives in Shanghai
The answers to life are Galvinized square steel and eco friendly wood veneer
You can use them to make anything according to this dude
dude i have been binging these and you took th words right out of my mouth 💀💀🤭😋🤨
dude i have been binging these and you took the words right out of my mouth 💀💀🤭😋🤨
expansion screws? toilet and kitchen in bathroom?
expansion screws? 🤨🤨
This is my new favorite format of brainrot.
This and the Donghua Jinlong Glycine are the best brainrot content as of now
Same
sure bout that?
it’s like cocomelon for me
Lankybox for Architechs
I love how many of these start with "he can only build upwards" and then immediately suggests expanding outwards
In a way which is guaranteed 100% illegal in New York.
@@grt2106 the suggestions they make would have you crucified off the Statue of Liberty for even attempting, there’s zero way you would get anywhere near a power tool if you put in an application for this kind of renovation
@@grt2106
You'd immediately breake your leace and be charged your deposit and several thousand dollars in fines for not only doing unsanctioned construction, but also risking the structural integrity of the whole building (but seriously man why can't we be better, new york made it law that every room needed a window back in thr 1800's and now I can't live anywhere on either coast for less than 1200 a month. I'm not even kidding they're making a new development by my parents house and they haven't even broken ground yet but they want 1.5 million for the house)
I can't believe I started watching these a lot like I'm actually getting addicted.
Same
Run, run while you still caaaaaan...
Same 😂
Me too 😂
"Hey baby, I need to poop."
"Sorry dear, I'm cooking food. You put the toilet under the kitchen"
"Also, we can't entertain because the toilet's right in front of the door."
"Well, depending on their tastes..."
"No. Also, ew."
At least she has an excuse why her dishes taste like sh*t
"Dear, I can't leave the kitchen. The door is blocked by the bed"
Who gonna tell liam, he might not have girlfriend in future if he is living here.
Cant go one of these without :
Little John / Trump / Liam
Galvanized square steel
Eco friendly wood veneers
Extension screws sometimes from aunt
Induction stove on top of a foldable table
Grandmas coffin
Soft padding to pervent collision
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Don't forger kitchen in bathroom
And out of season beddings
And Korean dramas
Add Summoned eagle
And the eco friendly wood veneers that last 10,000 Yeats
Underneath all the funny parts of the video, I think this speaks so much to people, because everywhere we have to deal with skyrocketing housing costs, so it feels satisfying to imagine actually having a full house even with what you can reasonably buy.
I personally like cozy, compact houses that have that kind of "treehouse" feeling but there's something about these that feels kinda soulless to me. Maybe I can't enjoy them as much while knowing the kind of bullshit the housing market forces people to live on, pretending like it's somehow acceptable to deprive them of basic needs if they can't pony up millions.
Or maybe it's the modern minimalist aesthetic that completely destroys the treehouse feel and makes it feel more like a pod, idk.
Some of them are kinda cute though, like the Hong Kong coffin house. That one's small but feels actually possibly liveable for a while, unlike the 1sqm rooms.
These rooms exist. I hope you know that? In New York and Japan that's normal. Even in the richest city on earth Zürich housing became unaffordable and there's literally no space.
Looks like an upscale prison to me. Or an animal shelter for Humans.
That’s why I feel like this videos could be useful Sunday because it’s scary that this could be the future for millions of people across the world as police is like New York city, New York everyone has to live in tiny crappy studio apartments and it’s gonna come to the point where people are going to get money, hungry and start stuffing people and small areas like this and have to work paycheck to paycheck
I like the way those designs are getting progressively more and more insane one after another
nah bro. he's onto something. i've already place an order for a loft bed on amazon and i'm going to build a small office under it.
this generation is going to be all about making the most of what little space we have.
@@GalacticTradingPost will you place a squat toilet and a shower at random places which cannot have actual water and sewage pipes even in theory? Are you going to use galvanized square steel and eco-friendly wood veneer in order to construct a non-insulated chamber without propper supports in the middle of a sky scraper? I mean, this is basically a parody to asian apartment design
@@ФедяКрюков-в6ь the attempts at plumbing obviously aren't realistic. the only thing we can take from this is framing out beds, storage, and fold up tables to save on space.
@@GalacticTradingPost I meant this is basically a parody over apartment design in Asia. They have all those 0 sqr.m. apartments with loft beds for quite some time now
You right, that standing bed was insane, he can just use hammock instead.
I watched so many of these videos that even in my dreams I'm installing galvanized square steel tubes and eco friendly wood veneers in my house 💀
💀
Seek home renovation therapy
I asked my aunt for screws in my dreams last night.💀
Galvanized square steel stock is going stronk
Galvanized steel providers gonna go stonks
*strong
I like these types of videos for no reason
Not far from reality, also this song fucking slaps
Today, little john has murdered his parents and spent 2 million dollars of his inheritance to buy a 0.2 m^2 apartment that can barely fit a coffin
*can barely fit his parents coffins
@@rampagedudesrb2 perfect
Jamaican or American dollars?
Zimbabwean Dollars.@@W-Zbosons
@@W-Zbosons3 billion usd
The bed in #6 is a personal favourite, closely followed by the elevator toilet.
10:46 “Sleep comfortably” strapped vertically to a wall
Why is there a shortage of galvanized square steel?
It do feel like this was a cry for help against modern days comically high estate price
Galvanized Square Steel 🔥🔥🔥
*GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL* 🗣🗣🔥🔥
(forgot the *eco friendly wood veneer*)
Screws from the aunt!
What does galvanized mean
@@justinelighthouse6047To protect the steel material by coating it with a layer of zinc to protect it from rusting 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗿🗿🗿
@@justinelighthouse6047To protect the material via covering it with zinc to protect it from rust 🗣️🔥🔥🔥 🗿💯
@@justinelighthouse6047 To protect steel material by coating it with a layer of zinc to protect it from rust 🗣️🔥🔥🔥 🗿🗿
Galvanized Square Steels 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
Would any of these actually work. All the showers have no drains and some beds completely block the door.
Nope. None of them are practical.
If a few thin bars of steel can support an entire room, a bed and a person sleeping on top, and other stuff like sheets and electronics, yeah
Basically sleeping with an iron bar holding you up over a cliff
How does the toilet elevator work? That alone is the most ridiculous idea i've ever imagined
Number 7 would work if you added a drain and a power socket.
> can only build upwards
> proceeds to build around the room
what a madlad
>Galvanized steel
>Galvanized steel
>GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL
Galvanized steel is the pathway through all restrictions
Things the author of the video has never heard of:
1) Communal kitchen
2) Communal toilet
3) Communal shower
Author is Chinese. He lived inside Cage's home. There is no such thing like communal stuff
@@derbyblade9572
Communal stuff is exactly what those cage homes have. It'd be way too expensive to pull separate canalisation and water supply pipelines to each individual cage.
The fact that the author doesn't understand it shows that he's never ever been in a cage apartment. Or even a communal apartment, for that matter.
@@derbyblade9572 P. S. I'm not Chinese, I'm Russian. However, I lived in a communal apartment as a kid. With a common toilet, bathroom and kitchen.
As far as I know, Chinese cage homes are like communal apartments. Only worse and more cramped.
Have YOU ever lived in a communal apartment? Or cage home?
Thought it was obvious that these designs are for when you want your 'house' to be more than semi - functional
This is a mere rofl dude!
All watched designs (could not force myself to watch them all, because it's funny only a few times) are actually will work only on paper and far from being optimized!
And even if they will be really working, they would be a hell to live!
does anybody notice the amount of money used just for a small room? im pretty sure that you can buy an entire house with it
Just pretend he used HK$ to buy it.
Bro used creative mode
14:29 the drainage will drain into the kitchen
If he bought a house he'd hav3 no money for furniture.
Maybe they got scammed
Shower
Stovetop
Toilet
All conveniently layered within the space of a broom closet. Genius design 10/10.
Bro NASA needs to hire this guy if they ever want to send people to mars 😭💀
wowie! thank you for showing me these beautiful interior design videos 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬clean up aisle on my pants!
Out of season quilts are a must
Galvanized square steel 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
0:30 Why buy expansion screws when you can borrow some from the one and only aunt?!
This is comedy gold. Subbed😂😂
This reminds me of my parent's tinyhouse :'> they started building with no plan, so now the hallway between the bedroom & kitchen is also the only bathroom
Damn I’m sorry Oliver :(
Life =
Galvanized square steel
Evo friendly wood veneer
Soft padding
Illegally expanding space
Liam/ john/ trump
Borrowing screws from aunt
4:45 bro the only one who eats good food while the wife and kid eat instant noodles 💀
20:58 why is the chair censored?
Glitch maybe
very useful video
pretty please make a 1 hour compilation😍🤑🥰😝🤤🤭
Does Liam wear pantyhose or does his girlfriend live there too?
Liam always wears all of the clothes he owns simultaneously.
@@-caesarian-6078 though not the out of season ones
My favorite part is at 2:01 when Liam walks out of the window after realizing that this is no way to live.
Liam makes 5 million and lives in a closet. Think Liam has no understanding of money or real estate. His Aunt supplies screws and mattresses, his neighbour lends him space for a shelf, his girlfriend buys him a crummy closet to redesign and supplies Air Jordans. Wife lives in a box yet has designer bags.
10:43 i did not know Liam worked on the ISS
Other city developers: damn we need to build more houses
NYC developers:
galvanized square steel 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
I want to see someone try to build some of these, with legit galvanized squared steel and eco friendly wood veneer.
I have a chinese mother. Some people in china really do use galvanized square steel to expand their apartment and do things like this
It's common everywhere. In our country people usually extend car garages upwards to make some spare rooms. Or extend first or second floors of the building blocks. For third and upper, this, however, is more rare.
Finally, the first one is real
7 and 8 are my personal favorites
There ist one old Chinese saying don't shit where you cook 😂
😂
Yeah, pooping where you cook is totally unhygienic. Perhaps he's using the perma bad smell as an aid to prevent him from overeating😂
I couldnt imagine having tacobell and coming home to use the toilet only to suffer for a few hours bc the smell is gonna be trapped in the tiny apartment 😭
I had to subscribe 😂
Unhinged 😂 15:20 if this tiny room was all his sugar mommy can afford then she’s more of a Splenda mommy.
#7 was actually cool
I can watch this forever
This galvanized square still will never be old 😂
thank you for making these videos :) me and my mom were howling at these and it was so fun
this is the most life changing video i have seen, i will start my journey of expanding my tiny 1m apartment. thank you
Tbh some of these ideas can be used for motorhomes
Why can I not stop watching these?
I think Little John's aunt finally ran out of the worlds supply of expansion screws 💀
I wouldn’t let a pet to live like that. Let alone a human! It’s claustrophobic and a fire 🔥 hazard.
“COFFIN ROOM⚰️” is the perfect description for a small closet with windows.
"Borrowing a square meter from the neighbor" yeah that checks out. 12:45
Liam straps himself to the wall to sleep! Are these designs coming from the same place that wants us to eat crickets?
Yep
Eating crickets is honestly a lot less insane than this.
@@antonioscendrategattico2302They taste good and are nutritious.
House humans as if they're battery chickens.
This is suitable for bachelor's house. Girls prefer rich guys with big houses lol
4:45 i love how he has a full meal cooked while his wife and child are lucky and get to eat nongshim
I love how his pets at 5:49 are a bunch of dung beetles lmao.
bro is no one talking about how in 1:21 he pluged it in at the switch and not the outlet
this is so stupid...
i f***ing love it 🥰
On number 3
Narrator: “where his son can comfortably run”
Son: runs through the walls
I love how it's actually pretty cool yet dumb as heck
ECO-FRIENDLY ALUMINUM PANELS🔥🔥🗣🗣
I have a small problem in clip 1
1. No apartment like that doesn’t exist
2. Its gonna be more expensive taking down the windows, then the room
3. Its like a cleaning storage room, with brooms, washing lotion and more cleaning stuff
And 4. Everyone is seeing the giant structure bigger then the others from the bottom of the building
Wow, I guess the aunt ran out of the screws cause now Liam has to buy his. I've seen too many of these but I'm learning different options for built-in storage systems.
8:22 XD THAT DESIGN WHY HAVE THE BATHRROM THERE. "Dad can you hurry up we gotta go to school"
this is like every Kowloong Walled City house plan
"This leaves a spacious aisle where his son can comfortable run"
Son: *runs headfirst into a wall at mach 3 speed*
You know despite being meme, the compilation did gave me some pretty cool ideas to use in my actual normal size house
Wow
-all I can say-
Little john, in #5 how will be open the cabinets underneath?
The only problem is vertical space
jarvis and chad chad are gonna have a field day when they find this channel lmao
they already did lmao
literary books ‼️
I want a video where liam build entire new house by removing current window
11:39 is probably the best one so far
Edit: actually no.8 is a place I could actually comfortably live in (give or take a few things) but that’s because it has more space so idk if that counts.
lets transform the zero square meter room into a fully function house, little john has been collecting trash in shanghai for several years managing to save 100,000 by living frugally then, he bought a tiny space less than one square meter here, Little john can only build upwards and has to curl up on the floor, eventually little john reached his limit and decided to redesign like this. firstly he removed the existing windows and expand the space with a frame made of galvanized square steel reinforced with horizontal and vertical welds. then using his last bit of sayings little john buys expansion screws to securly attach the frame to the wall and covers it with eco-friendly wood veneers and covers with eco-friendly aluminum panels install luminous sheets on the ceiling to brighten the space without any protruding objects, cover the floor with wood wax oil paper boards which also provides storage for out of season quilts and bedding. with a soft matress turns it into a large bed. big enough for little john and his girl friend.
Galvanized square steel 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥 Galvanized square steel 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
If i had a dollar each time he said galvanised square steel or eco-friendly wood veneer, I would be a billionaire
0:25 GALVANISED SQUARE STEEL
4:15 ECO-FRIENDLY WOOD VENEERS
6:10 SCREWS (FROM) HIS AUNTIE
6:22 SPACE ALUMINUM PLATES
what application did he use to create such kind of video?
the...
did the plug go into the lightswitch or did the light turn on because of the power outlet
It's good to put the cooker in the dinning table cause you know poo can also spread when flushing so it's a good idea to put it in the table
The statics of the building will never change when using Galvanized square steel and eco friendly wood veneer.
It will also not change if everybody in the building would do this.
John, Liam and their friends know how to beat physics and statics of buildings.
Don't forget.
If you finish the project you will be able to walk through walls, windows and the air.
Jokes aside, this man is pretty decent at designing compact housing. Maybe if this was applied irl life for poor people in america wouldnt be as bad. Same goes for people in china, or anywhere where housing is expensive for that matter.
Nah, the issue is largely with housing being used for speculation. Making it smaller won't change the fact that the majority of it gets snapped up by investment funds and never really used to house anyone who needs it.
Also zoning is a big issue, especially in the US where a lot of cities are still stuck in this mentality where actual neighborhoods are the devil and everyone should have a small mansion in the hills because anything less is for the poors.
The first one is weird bc you do everything daily just in one room????
Galvanized square steel | Eco friendly wood veneer | Screws borrowed from an Aunt | Mattress borrowed from a second aunt
15:40 WHAT ABOUT THE DOOR???
I love how he said smelly socks that got me laughing so hard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Galvanized square steel and eco-friendly wood veneers 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💀💀💀💀
Jon and his girlfriend are, appropriately, dressed like prisoners.
I love how liam has just spent his last savings on screws in the 1.0 square room but he still has enough money for a projector
20:57 What is being blurred on the table?
24:54 "even the mice moving out" 💀