Hhhhhhhhhh Yeaaaah sounds legit Im not offending people with Asthma, its just what i heard one time, just going hhhhhh and i asked if he was ok, he pulled out an asthma bottle and i said, oh im sorry Asmr is for me just annoying, i need loud stuff, not freaking ghosts!!!
My favourite asmr is slipknot my favourite part is when they hit a trash can The way Corey just screams it's just so relaxing ahh it puts me to sleep so fast
“So talking is realaxing and puts you to sleep.......” “so why do people tell me to shut up when their trying to sleep?” This got me dying of laughter 😂
TBH I don’t really listen to much Death Metal but I only really like it for 2 reasons 1. When I listen to it I feel like I can take on anything (I know that sounds really weird...). And 2. The singing sounds like someone is vomiting and I find that truly hilarious. That being said, Death metal is not my favorite metal genre.
I only happen on your channel now and then. I searched for "ASMR is stupid" and found this. I am sooo glad people like you exist, down to Earth and calling out the weirdness in the world.
@EmoGirlThatsADaronMalaFan are you actually a girl who listens to System of a Down, because if not then this is a whole lie, and you're offending the metal community
i rather listen to steve going "calalalala" for 10 hours straight RIGHT in my earhole than listen to 5 seconds of ASMR on 1% volume from across the room while wearing earmuffs, in an active construction site.
I searched at youtube "coconut song" and it says Coconut is a giant nut but if you eat too much you will get very fat Then I heard my classmate singing Coconut is a giant nut but if you eat it with your butt you will get very fat Its a bit gross but still a bit funny
I liked the following ASMR sounds: um...sorry there are none....but WAIT!! These are surely awesome: 1. Blast beats. 2. Randy Blythe vocals. 3. Sevie T guitar riffs.
dont complain why i am late commenting but steve terreberry is right like i hate the asmr food,roleplay,whispering but not the chalk breaking and like dont question it ok i will talk tomorrow like DAMN.
Honestly, watching Stevie T is more relaxing than actual ‘ASMER’ Edit: Thanks for liking my comment! Every time a like appears, I can rewatch this video.
Hey Stevie, there's actually a really good ASMR video series, it's called "The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross" that's the only good ASMR video series, at all
"She's kissing the camera with dinosours" sentences i never thought I'd hear.
My Name 🍕
Love you man
Is that a sour dinosaur candy?
My name 🍕
my name 🍕
Stevie T ASMR should just be him going “CALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLAAL” on a loop for an hour straight
Stereo Surround Sound of CALALALALALALA
I'll force him to do that;perfect
Should I make that?
@@billciphergirl6049 y e s p l e a s e
CaLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalalLalalalaalalalalalalal
1950’s people: we will have flying cars in future
Now: Sucking a pen
Ha
People from the mid to late 1800s: I wonder what this electricity thing is.
2019:TH-cam Insanity
I agree
😂😂😂😂
1954 b&w screens 2054 flying cars pet dinosaurs robots and........... the future.😂
Ha ha ha ha WTF? I just showered my computer screen with second hand coke. Your joke really should put things in perspective.
“Aww this is so stupid. does the psych ward know you escaped?”
Stevie t 2019
Petition for Steve to make that ASMR channel a reality
Oh Fk yeah!
I fourth that notion
*fifths*
A.SteveT.M.R
When I saw that I LAUGHED my head off XD XD XD XD XD
"shes kissing the camera with dinosaurs" is a phrase i never thought i would hear in my life
Underrated
x))) ahahaha true
Ikr
Ikr
Ikr
You know what's more relaxing than ASMR...
Steve's epic shreds for an hour.
Thx for the likes guys
True
great point dude
I agree way to much
Yes
As an ASMR fan, I agree wholeheartedly
The part when the spoon and plate making sounds that part made me laugh 😂
Same
Steven: I'm trying to give asmr
Subtitles: I'm trying to give you asthma
Hhhhhhhhhh
Yeaaaah sounds legit
Im not offending people with Asthma, its just what i heard one time, just going hhhhhh and i asked if he was ok, he pulled out an asthma bottle and i said, oh im sorry
Asmr is for me just annoying, i need loud stuff, not freaking ghosts!!!
Oh God
1:01
@@christiankunze7351 yeah every time he says "asmr" the subtitles goes by asthma, but it does sound similar.
Oh no
I love how he turns everything into a song😂😂😂😂😂
Yep heli
Hilarious I mean
Yes
True
Coconut!!
My type of asmr;
ASMR: Anthrax Slayer Megadeth RATM
THERES NO MEGADETH!!!!!
TALLICA SUCKS
Liam Lund what an awesome type of asmr. 👍👍👍
Dr. Thrashers medical consultation:
"Hi, how the fuck are you?.'"
@@elmatsi9799 tallica rules 🤘
Stevie T doing ASMR is way more relaxing and WAAAY more better than other ASMRS 😭✨
Sucking a pen??
We have failed as humans.
@@gxrdo300 lol but so true
That was so annoying..... sucking a pen..... reallyyyyyyy????? 😵😵😵😵😫😫😫😭😭😭😭
Time for another plague
The original soundtrack from 'Deepthroat' sounds better.
Agreed 10,000x
Someone:says pspspspspspsps while doing asmr
My cats: bonjour
Bonjour kitty
Yes
Lol
@Trump Pence not anymore .
Bonjour kitty!🐱🖤 *Ribbit* 🐸💚
Steve has roasted almost the whole asmr community.
I have too !!!
He's funny
Well done 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I've never even heard of asmr videos but they look stupid.
Can ya blame him
Two things that are absolutely AMAZING
1. Steve
2. ASMR
ASSMUR 😂
My favourite asmr is slipknot my favourite part is when they hit a trash can
The way Corey just screams it's just so relaxing ahh it puts me to sleep so fast
Yes it does
I agree
Same! Ma fellow maggot🤘🏼
@@aliskilletman noice
Agreed!
“So talking is realaxing and puts you to sleep.......” “so why do people tell me to shut up when their trying to sleep?”
This got me dying of laughter 😂
Help me I'm so bored from qorinten it sucks
-steveieT 2020
Bro Hami’s same here
Right
Lol I was actually watching that part🤣🤣🤣
A- Anthrax
S-Slipknot
M-Metallica
R- Rammstein
Yes i agree
@NBA Fan definitely slipknot
@Buddy's Gaming Oof ehhh
@Buddy's Gaming Oof I agree😂🤘🏻
Dissected and perfected youre infexted call it ANTHRAX
I love the vibration of strings with distortion effect, so soothing
StevieT: * farts * * in* *microphone *
Everyone: *CHEERS*
Well, hope you enjoy hell William!
@@PieJuice WILLIAM!!!
@@henryconner3002 what ya want u lil piece of shit
@@PieJuice to remind you of your true identity. William Aften is dead, your real identity as a person is: NAGITO KOMEADA FROM DANGANRONPA!
Why'd you kill me is it because I killed my brother
how does this man make so many noises?!?! 😂😂 I love this guy 😂😂😂
Wow what a pervert
👀💅🍵
@@alainadriver7541 i- not what i meant but okay
@@alainadriver7541 .... No, just no.
That's not it...
@gloomy
✨👌✨
@Alania driver shut 👌
I swear I love this guy he cracks me up 🤣 it always makes my day better when I watch his videos.
Me too😂😂😂😂😂
When Stevie said luckily this massage has a happy ending, I was terrified
JOHN!
4:09 "aww, this is so stupiiid. Does the psych ward know you escaped?"
I was dying 😂😂😂 Stevie T you are fxcking hilarious
"Awww... This is so stupid" I'm ngl he almost got me with that
XD
What asmr stands for.
Annoying
Sounds
Made
Randomly
DOGIT S Really true
its something some weird people jerk off to
Eargasms for a people but only 1% of people enjoy and understand. I'm gladly part of this percent.
Sean Walsh Grammar kiddo
Hahahahahaha so true
3:38 best asmrtist
So true
fr
3:55 My face right now. LOL
best asmr sounds for me is
*DEATH METAL!!!*
Yes lmao
Fuck yeah
Dude Opeth is a great way to fall asleep
Nah... Suicidal Depressive/ Post Black Metal is best ASMR. Mgla is a great band to chill.
👌👌
"I think I'd rather watch dog poop dry up" Steve speaks truth 😂😂
@@xero5510 I can't believe I have 4 subscriber's lol
That clip looks so wrong
*Dude, you're the most hilarious person on the whole TH-cam!*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Paka14 you ever heard of Caleb city?
Evolution _ caleb city lost it
I agree this video about ASS MR made me laugh my ASSMR off
No u
This is by far the most funniest I have ever seen. Sooooooooo good. Keep this up Dude. Love it
The sucking on a pen thing feels so wrong to watch.
It’s like sucking on something else
@@metrolei4n689 uhh dude why do you have to say that
@@wizarddemon because I can??????
Agreed
Uh huh..
We don’t need asmer we’ve got *DEATH METAL!!!*
And that coconut song you made up.
Yyyyyyyyaaaaaaahhhhhhh
Lol
And we also got *DEATHCORE*
TBH I don’t really listen to much Death Metal but I only really like it for 2 reasons 1. When I listen to it I feel like I can take on anything (I know that sounds really weird...). And 2. The singing sounds like someone is vomiting and I find that truly hilarious. That being said, Death metal is not my favorite metal genre.
@Fernando Sanchez well guess what you can't say any of those heavy metal subgenres suck if you don't have any proof and you don't have proof so 🤐
I did not think you could get funnier but you've done it again man...
The paper sounds were actually decent- good job bro👍
The only “ASMR” I like is nature sounds, like ocean waves or thunderstorms.
Normal stuff.
Yea
same
Finally someone who is normal
Yeah same here dude.
Same
Plz release a full version of the coconut song
Gunner Munkey agreed
Weell... there is already a bit different coconut song u can find
I want this too! And Steve dancing in the mv
Search it up
cock or nut
As someone who likes asmr, “here let me soothe you with my assmur” made me die laughing
Same
Same
Same.
Hah
Bruh nah how is asmr good to you
I only happen on your channel now and then. I searched for "ASMR is stupid" and found this. I am sooo glad people like you exist, down to Earth and calling out the weirdness in the world.
When you started knocking on the plate, I almost laughed my head off. I just stood there smiling and laughing for 5 minutes
Stevie T's guitar solo is more relaxing than ASMR
Jeg er enig
@@dformed6513 Hvorfor ?
Øystein euronymous Aarseth heehe bare tuller
Hey kpop fan!!
That right
Not gonna lie, I actually headbanged to that guitar solo.
Hello I'm Freddy Frostbear
@@jakmfdm no you’re custommarrow.
@@metrolei3n145 I changed my name lol
@@jakmfdm are you a nirvana fan?
@@zheilapancho6787 yes, are you?
Stevie t is the only person I can think of who can asmr into music
8:16 I didn’t know Stevie t covered yoko onos music
MMM-WIGGI
LLALALSLSKSKSJSJSKSK
Lmao I can’t 😂😂😂
Hingy hingy hingy
All of a sudden clawing on a chalk board seems delightful
Art Guy nooooooo I hate chalk boards cause of the sounds it makes!
8:19 you sounds like Yoko Ono. XD
So true, but Stevie was doing it as a joke, Yokozuna’s actually thought it sounded good
I love Stevie T, but he doesn't realize Yoko can sing really well. Remember Love, Walking on Thin Ice, anything from Double Fantasy
Or Pennywise from IT
I like to 💩
Hingy hingy hingy hingy!
Best ASMR I have ever seen thank you Stevie!
6:16 "The voices in my head tell me to do stuff" LMAO I DIED
Sonikklex lol when I played it I died like laughter is being shot at me lol XD
😂😂😂😂😂😂
HHAHAHAHA LMFAO XD I thought on Ralph Gorgory on that one
Soooo true
After listening to Stevie's ASMR, I feel relaxed and cleansed of all the demons. It works like that, right?
Maybe idk
Jj
@@jenniebrooks1343 I'm reading that as a yes.
@@electricsoup7481 uhh im gonna go with Ugaslaviya
Yes
My ASMR:
Aerosmith
Soundgarden
Mötley Crüe
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Aerosmith
Saxon
Mötley Crüe
Ratt
there, corrected. ;)
Yas
Aerosmith are cool man
boris nachev Joe Perry is my guitar hero
@@davidnissim9203 steven tyler is one of my favorite singers and whays your favorite song,minr is Mia
WHY WAS THE PAPER THING FROM STEVE KINDA SATISFYING THO
To be frank, the noise of the rustling paper is STILL better then most ASMR videos.
So true
Me😂
You mean ❇A S S M U R❇
Ya you mean ✨assmur✨
I prefer a fork on a metal plate 😂
Soooooooooo hilarious that girl was literally kissing the camera with a toy dinosour😅😆😂
ASMR Darling
How in the world was the girl kissing the camera with the toy dinosaur relaxing?
@@roxannalagunas9605 Two words: it wasn’t
@@insomniacalmond two words: everyone’s different.
@@julezdacoolz5955 shes tthhe best
A: Alan Parsons Project
S: Steve Hackett
M: Marillion
R: Rush
Yeah, I'm a prog nerd, I know...
And IQ
DAMN!!! BOY!!! YOUR!!! BRAINS!!!!!
Lol
Your like Daz Games very funny😂 and fun to watch😁 I love it ❤ i love the part when you said "Are you relaxed yet?!" And the face too🤣
ASMR:
Aerosmith
System of a Down
Metallica
Red Hot Chili Peppers
I like this
System of a down
I like this ASMR
@EmoGirlThatsADaronMalaFan are you actually a girl who listens to System of a Down, because if not then this is a whole lie, and you're offending the metal community
Love it
8:13 I think that's actually yoko Ono "singing"
Yup 😂
I'm just imagining you whispering softly and slowly, "boots cats boots cats" would probably be the best ASMR, ever.
This is the only asmr-related video I have ever been able to respect.
Thank you.
The coconut song is more relaxing then any of the asmr in this video
Yup
@@jimsquash3894 Just why
Yes
@@-p1nk_r0s3-5 yep I think that too
Especially if I do the Stupid Cat Koko Crisp drum beat over it
yours videos are basically reverse asmr, they’re rmsa, people use them to wake up.
Yes man. 7 o'clock in the morning and Stevie kicks better than every amount of coffeine
I'm actually watching this video as I'm waking up haha
Or to stay awake lol
RMSA! It's fun to stay awake, RMSA!
Who else wouldn't mind having Calalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala in your ear?
ME
Calalaalalalallalaalallalalalalalalalalalalalalallaallaalalallaalalalalalalalalalallaalallalalala
@Bailey Thompson is that every emoji
I wouldn’t mind
Calalalallalalalalalalallalalalalaallalalaallalalalala
That ending was just amazing. "OOhhhhhhhhhh... Chips!"
Can I just say that stevie t is a FREAKING GENIUS! He is so funny.
That’s because he’s sucking on a pen
😂👏
@@raisa_cherry35 👌👌
You should make a channel called "Steve's ass-mer" and just upload extremely infuriating noises.
yes please do that
chingingingingiiiiii
calalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
Flamethrower Rat I had that same idea! That would be awesome! 😂
Yes pls do it
I think watching Stevie T calalalala for an hour would be the best ASMR video ever!
same
A lot better than scraping a plate with a fork
*klelelelele
ASMR is actually for people who need to calm down and have been going through some hard times, but others use it for sleep and to pass time
i rather listen to steve going "calalalala" for 10 hours straight RIGHT in my earhole than listen to 5 seconds of ASMR on 1% volume from across the room while wearing earmuffs, in an active construction site.
Lmaooo
Ikr
AGREEEED
Same
Yeah
So is that why Billie eyelash talks slow in her songs ? Cause she has AsMR ?
No she has aSmR
No
Y e s
Eyelash?
@@rinchi8899 yes eyelash
Top ASMR video: Calalalala...
Albishka Obscurantist I'd much rather watch an hr long video of him going CALALALALA than this crap lmao
@@nessliz8208 good idea for Steve to make 10 hourse verse of Calalala haha
I'll start my own ASMER channel then!! :D
SteveTerreberry oh please do, your channel would literally be the only one I'd watch because I know you'd still make me laugh😂
YESSSS
0:31
I love how the subtitles detected that as ASMR.
Let's be honest....
Stevie T has the *one and only BEST* asmr than anyone else
you mean *✨A S S M U R✨*
Where's the honesty
6:42 He still gotta find some time to flex on us real quick.
3:20 "luckily, this massage has an HAPPY ENDING" ... 😂😂😂😳😳😳😁
I DIED!
AND NOW I'M BACK!!😂😂
Erik Dahlgren how
@@erikdahlgren6656 svensk?
@@lisaaxen534 Japp!
@@erikdahlgren6656 trevligt
I Have Been Waiting For Someone To Roast Asmr!
0:58 "oh you like you're having a bad day let me soothe you with my ASSMER"
🤣🤣
🤣
😂😂😂
I ruined the 69 likes so people can like again
@@randomperson-vv5oq WHYYYYYY HOW COULD YOU!
@@Mussy606 so people could like again and hate me instead.
My grandkids: what song did you listen to as a kid?
Me:oh! The coconut song listen! 6:26
Greg Macgregor 🍕
Im eating coconuts while watching this
There is an actaul Coconut song in the internet...
I searched at youtube "coconut song" and it says
Coconut is a giant nut but if you eat too much you will get very fat
Then I heard my classmate singing
Coconut is a giant nut but if you eat it with your butt you will get very fat
Its a bit gross but still a bit funny
Queenie Chua this is the original song
ASMR:
Anthrax
Slipknot
Metallica/Megadeath
Ramones
Anthrax is a disease
@@liaxmp5974 There is also a band called anthrax
Hollywood Undead
@@liaxmp5974 🤦
Joaquin Lezcano I’m not an idiot I know the band
It's like Dark of the Moon when you're all relaxed and the clocks and bells start jostling your brain at the beginning of the song "Time."
I actually like ASMR, but also find this insanely hilarious
You're weird man
Yeah ASMR is alright but I would rather sit next to a dog eating a toaster covered in pee.
@@jellylox4044 well thats entertaining
To each their own.
Y'all know like it's somewhere too right
Never laughed more then when I'm watching this guy
Same
"I've got asmr" gets me every time
Hes the cringe that we actually enjoy
I liked the following ASMR sounds:
um...sorry there are none....but WAIT!! These are surely awesome:
1. Blast beats.
2. Randy Blythe vocals.
3. Sevie T guitar riffs.
RAPS_ RULES!!!! SEE WHO GIVES A FUCK!
RAPS_ RULES!!!! Don’t forget death metal
*Sevie T*
I like the eating and worst reviewed ___ ones
The fork scratching the plate was just music to my ears :)
I feel I lost so many brain cells watching this, yet I still found myself laughing my head off.
Same here! 😂 Stevie is antiASMR!
Synagoge of Satan!!
So you lost all of them
@@cornexus1051 Almost, but luckily not.
Good ASMR:
Avenged Sevenfold
System of a Down
Metallica
Rage Against the Machine
Hell yeah
All GREAT GREAT bands
3:38 😂😂
Or Rammstein
hell yeah
"How about the rustling of paper is that satisfying"
Yes
Ugh NO
XD
Lol
Kinda
Yea to me
dont complain why i am late commenting but steve terreberry is right like i hate the asmr food,roleplay,whispering but not the chalk breaking and like dont question it ok i will talk tomorrow like DAMN.
That Coconut song ...doesn't SUUUCK!!!
Because Stevie shredding on thats why
Yes it does
U just don't know what good music is
Nope
"ASS-MURR" LMAO!!!! You are the best Stevie T!
LMAO? Laugh My Ass Off?
Only Steve T could somehow bring guitar into ASMR 😂
Right!? XD
My cat biting the HECK out of me is soothing🥺💗
Honestly, watching Stevie T is more relaxing than actual ‘ASMER’
Edit: Thanks for liking my comment! Every time a like appears, I can rewatch this video.
No assmer
Yeah
Truee
Yes
Now watch it again
This shit makes my skin crawl, except for your attempt Steve, I'd watch you ASMR any day of the year.
When i'm looking for something relaxing I usually play my compilation of you screaming kalalalalalal
Zoli?
Interestingg
my man Steve quoting Steely Dan! "hey nineteen" such a great vibe man!
I laughed the hardest at “I hope it breaks open” when he was talking about the pen. Lmao!
Hey Stevie, there's actually a really good ASMR video series, it's called "The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross" that's the only good ASMR video series, at all
straight facts.
Facts
Broke da xhain
They got us in the first half not gonna lie
Corey Anonymous lmao I unliked it and liked it again, I’m the 100th like now 😈
Video: *starts with MadsASMR*
Me: this is gonna be good.
Those whispers are what nightmares are made of. Steve chooses to use ASMR to jostle the senses!
If SteveTerreberry actually had ASMR channel it would be called ASMRTerreberry
Hello brother.
Actually, I think it would be called asmerTerreberry 😜
AStevieMR
No it's ASSmrTerreberry
No TerreberryASMR is better