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I love that both Cultaholic and Vidiots have felt the need to give almost identical in-depth explanations of Dave Benson-Phillips within days of each other
Still good now too. I had been watching triple jump and was overjoyed to discover an entire earlier channel that is more of them just called something else and older
you guys should definitely invite dave benson phillips on to the show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm pretty sure he'd agree to do it if you bought him a strawberry cornetto! XD
If there was a reason to hate smarties, this game is it! And yes, Tweenies were a thing in Portugal. It was an era when almost every single thing on TV were either puppets or people in big suits.
I absolutely loved this game as a kid. This is so nostalgic. I remember actually being scared of the enemies. I have so many good memories of it (as it was one of the only games I was allowed to play on my sisters' PS2 at the time, as I was too young for anything else) so it can never truly be a worst game ever in my heart. Even though, looking at it now. It was utterly dreadful
They discussed hiring him previously. Apparently his rider/fee is/was...strange. Admittedly the one they looked at was a few years old buy it had things like a microwave So if they really wanted they could do a vidya with him
Peter: WHY IS HE SO LARGE!? Suddenly this game just got really HARD. The game isn't the only thing that just got hard. ... Your life just got hard too, by playing this game.
"Jesus! Fuck, I got whiplash from that one!" Those are definitely some aggressive camera angle transitions. Loved the slowed down intro. That was perfect. Chef kiss👌
When your American and realize that European smarties are essentially m&ms not the chalky disks they are in the us but be fair m&ms are made by a different company then nestle
I look forward to more games voiced by long lost 90s children TV hosts repping for chocolate Snickers - The Game, the Adventure - voiced by Trevor and Simon
I think Tweenies had some run time here in America on Nickelodeon's old 'Noggin' block, where they would have all those educational shows for younger children. Can't 100% remember though, I only was able to catch a small handful of times when I was, like, three or four.
Oh Jesus, I think we eat them because they're there, and we eat anything. Basically a miniature nonhelpful Tums wafer? A tablet of chalk with a veiled sugar taste. For some reason we love them... Baffling. I have had UK Smarties and my world was changed, plus they don't come in stacks of cellophane wrapped awful. I really dunno how to properly describe them, or why we eat sleeves at a time...
I think the worst part is, we are tricked into thinking the different colors are different flavors, and some people (self included) Sort them to eat one "flavor" at a time. The truth is they have one flavor and that flavor is sweet talc.
I remember that my parents and I went to Burger King more because they gave away the games for free, and there were 3. We had all of them at one point. And I remember how creeeepy the Burger King looked when he was tiptoeing. 😬
Just in case anyone watching wants to play this game - you have to hit the little switches on the Chocbots and they become friendly. I think jumping may be required? It's been a while haha! As an Australian child I had no idea who Dave Benson Phillips was, I just thought Big Blue was just a very British bloke haha
Unlikely but you can catch him on ours. FYI the list these guys talk about was on a 2014 BuzzFeed article after trolls spread fake news he'd died. Here's Dave making a joke out of it: th-cam.com/video/UU5oyaD6a9Q/w-d-xo.html
I just realized that, even though there IS an accent over the E, we totally don't say it like that in America. Like, it's not even said that way by the people advertising it.
It would have been pretty funny if you guys just read facts about Nestlé's dubious business practices instead of game facts bc theres so few game facts xD
Okay so I watched this video whilst preparing for a night out last night and got progressively more drunk as the video went on and by the end of it I didn't know what life was. This shit is trippy as fuck
I have to admit, I kinda spazed out for a minute, thinking I may have slipped into the Mandela effect or something. In America, our "Smarties" are much different. They are just sugar in a tablet form. See, we don't get chocolate smarties here. The reason we do not get "Nestle's chocolate Smarties" is because the patent is owned by the company that makes the sugar tablets. Nestle's chocolate Smarties are made in the United Kingdom and distributed throughout Northern/Central Europe and a few countries outside of the US. I never knew that until I looked it up because I only knew of the Smarties here in America and couldn't figure out what the hell chocolate Smarties were.
Oh god, Tweenies Game Time is an absolute travesty. I watched Caddicarus play it and it was a buggy, broken and generally just a shit game for wankers.
I was super confused for about 10 whole minutes because I forgot American Smarties weren't the same as ones in the UK. I was about to be like "Chocolate? CHOCOLATE?! Those are straight sugared chalk, If there was supposed to be chocolate there then every Smartie ive ever eaten was both a horrible accident and probably a blessing for not being chocolate flavored chalk"
He's a lovely guy. The list these guys talk about was on a 2014 BuzzFeed article after trolls and racists spread fake news he'd died etc. Here's Dave making a joke out of it: th-cam.com/video/UU5oyaD6a9Q/w-d-xo.html
Fun fact: Sneak King wasn't acrually free. You had to pay for it in addition to getting a meal. You couldn't just walk in and buy the game, and if you bought the meal you didn't automatically get one for free. I can't remember how much it cost because I never bought one thinking "a video game made by burger king, how good could that possibly be?" Though it wasn't as much as a full priced game... I wanna say like $5.
C'mon Peter, even though the game is bad it's basic game knowledge that moving whole hitting the button attack does a forward attack and standing still and pressing attack does a stand still attack...
Fucking love Tweenies. My big sister was always Bella, because she was bossy and I was Fizz. Great show. Top laughs. GG 10/10 can't wait for next episode.
I'm glad there isn't swearing in Triple Jump, Ben really loves the word fuck in these videos. I am not against swearing but it is used rather excessively, to the point where it starts to become grating. Ben Potty mouth.
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Ben is not the victim 😱
fk u I’m trying my best over here -michael
Vidiots it happens to the best of us, Mikey!
That's cool Mikey, everything you do is gold, you've earned some passes
Its ok. He’s got a bullet proof vest
Honestly the humour is sometimes so surreal on this channel I just took Ben being both victim as master as a gag
BethNote I did too LOL
I love that both Cultaholic and Vidiots have felt the need to give almost identical in-depth explanations of Dave Benson-Phillips within days of each other
I can't tell if the double Ben was on purpose or not 😂
Jessica Angier I think it was because in the bonus fact it said that he once killed a man which I think was the point
@@patrickbourne6215 it was not, even vidiots commented on it here 😅
Since they couldn’t find facts on this game they just should have used the ones for sneak king as if nothing had changed.
Michael Ramsey that would have been hilarious
The thing I love about this channel is the labyrinth of in jokes....it's like a little community now that gets the references...
2 years later and these videos are still good!
Still good now too. I had been watching triple jump and was overjoyed to discover an entire earlier channel that is more of them just called something else and older
you guys should definitely invite dave benson phillips on to the show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm pretty sure he'd agree to do it if you bought him a strawberry cornetto! XD
The wish list they talk about is from a 2014 BuzzFeed article - here's Dave taking the mickey out of it: th-cam.com/video/UU5oyaD6a9Q/w-d-xo.html
I think he should be a recurring character on the show, maybe he plays their dad or something like that
If there was a reason to hate smarties, this game is it!
And yes, Tweenies were a thing in Portugal. It was an era when almost every single thing on TV were either puppets or people in big suits.
Honestly, Ben's special fact this week mixed with his face into the camera is all to believable.
It's the worst kind of game: the boring bad.
I absolutely loved this game as a kid. This is so nostalgic. I remember actually being scared of the enemies. I have so many good memories of it (as it was one of the only games I was allowed to play on my sisters' PS2 at the time, as I was too young for anything else) so it can never truly be a worst game ever in my heart. Even though, looking at it now. It was utterly dreadful
Similar to me, looking back on this ~18 years later……it was AWFUL
I hope (and predict) that someone sends them an autographed photo of Dave Benson Phillips for Post Some Tat
They discussed hiring him previously. Apparently his rider/fee is/was...strange. Admittedly the one they looked at was a few years old buy it had things like a microwave
So if they really wanted they could do a vidya with him
The wish list they mention that's not on Dave's website is featured in this sketch th-cam.com/video/UU5oyaD6a9Q/w-d-xo.html
First a kids TV presenter then a blue Smarty. Now, he's a interdimensional portal goblin. What an inspiration
Peter: WHY IS HE SO LARGE!? Suddenly this game just got really HARD.
The game isn't the only thing that just got hard.
...
Your life just got hard too, by playing this game.
See if you can pay Dave benson Phillips to do a tell your friends
Joe Barrell give him some flooring for a marquee
The wish list they talk about is from a 2014 BuzzFeed article - here's Dave taking the mickey out of it: th-cam.com/video/UU5oyaD6a9Q/w-d-xo.html
Loving the cheeky bit of editing at 30:24 Michael!
"Jesus! Fuck, I got whiplash from that one!"
Those are definitely some aggressive camera angle transitions.
Loved the slowed down intro. That was perfect. Chef kiss👌
When your American and realize that European smarties are essentially m&ms not the chalky disks they are in the us but be fair m&ms are made by a different company then nestle
Except M&M's have a flavour and Smarties are just chocolate with a hard shell, personally that's why I prefer smarties
@@apassionatenerd.3564 not here in the us m&ms have no flavor and smarties arent chocolate
Exacterly
who would have thought that peter was ben in disguise, maybe peter is a ventriloquist doll
Also, you do realise endless episodes of Post Some Tat now will involve people sending you photos of Dave Benson Phillips hand signed....
I look forward to more games voiced by long lost 90s children TV hosts repping for chocolate
Snickers - The Game, the Adventure - voiced by Trevor and Simon
If you're looking for 90s children's TV hosts you should check out Getting Back with DBP!
Wouldn't that be a fruitang game (that was them wasn't it)
The best thing about Smarties, for me, used to be making stuff from Art Attack out of the tubes they used to come in.
I think Tweenies had some run time here in America on Nickelodeon's old 'Noggin' block, where they would have all those educational shows for younger children. Can't 100% remember though, I only was able to catch a small handful of times when I was, like, three or four.
To US watchers: NOT THOSE SMARTIES! Euro-Smarties are an infinitely better confection than whatever chalky shit we fill our gobs with on Halloween...
Hanson what are US smarties like?
Oh Jesus, I think we eat them because they're there, and we eat anything. Basically a miniature nonhelpful Tums wafer? A tablet of chalk with a veiled sugar taste. For some reason we love them... Baffling. I have had UK Smarties and my world was changed, plus they don't come in stacks of cellophane wrapped awful. I really dunno how to properly describe them, or why we eat sleeves at a time...
Same in Canada. Those chalky things are called "Rockets" here.
I think the worst part is, we are tricked into thinking the different colors are different flavors, and some people (self included) Sort them to eat one "flavor" at a time. The truth is they have one flavor and that flavor is sweet talc.
Yea, smarties in Canada are like the European ones. Our chalky candies are called rockets. And they taste like actual pills
I'm starting to wonder if I might be able to make a profit subcontracting my job to Dave Benson Philips, and I'm paid less than £8 per hour.
This is the wish list sketch/teaser
th-cam.com/video/UU5oyaD6a9Q/w-d-xo.html
I remember that my parents and I went to Burger King more because they gave away the games for free, and there were 3. We had all of them at one point. And I remember how creeeepy the Burger King looked when he was tiptoeing. 😬
Almost at 40k subs guys grats! And here's to 50k!
Some Vidiots fan added Dave Benson Phillips to the Wikipedia article.
Game developers: "Yeah, I probably coulda been a better game designer...."
When you find yourself stressed, bored or irritated almost to death by a game, just think - you could still be doing lists on **name redacted**
4:02 Thanos vs smarties
Peter saying "Ouch!" at 27:06 still kills me
30:24 what? Peter?
"Alias: Dot Cotton" I just about died 😂
Two Bens?!😨 Am i having double vision or Tiny Peter turned into Ben?!😕
M&Ms Shellshocked is another gloriously shit confection based game. It's literally a re-skinned Crash Bandicoot with some of the mechanics broken.
How can you not like the taste of Smarties? They are supposed to be consumed all at once from the tube for maximum taste lol
15:32 "Argghhh! My epileptic tendencies!!" ... A Dead Woman (OR MAN!) - 2018
My 4 year old daughter came up whilst I was watching this, and her only comment... "Why has it got no eyes or mouth?"
2:40 You guys used Bens "Games Master" stats for Peter too, I blame Michael
Also your emulators never work properly, again, I blame Michael
What happened to Holly Berry????
So who's going to send an American Xbox to them?
Just in case anyone watching wants to play this game - you have to hit the little switches on the Chocbots and they become friendly. I think jumping may be required? It's been a while haha!
As an Australian child I had no idea who Dave Benson Phillips was, I just thought Big Blue was just a very British bloke haha
“Do what you want, just leave me out of it”
Well this explains why there were once random giant smarties in the boxes
I use to bloody love this game!
I am confused: Smarties, Klickers and then M and Ms... They are the same, aren't they? Just fancy covers and stuff?
PLEASE GET DAVE BENSON PHILLIPS ON THE CHANNEL
Unlikely but you can catch him on ours. FYI the list these guys talk about was on a 2014 BuzzFeed article after trolls spread fake news he'd died. Here's Dave making a joke out of it: th-cam.com/video/UU5oyaD6a9Q/w-d-xo.html
@@GettingBackDBP Your commitment to defending DBP's good name is commendable
Sam Townend Ha thanks!
Oh I am so so happy to have come across this channel. I missed Ben and Peter from whatculture. Love you fellas!! 😂😂😂😂
Are there green smarties on the game case? I only ask because it looks like the game case has holes in it.
"Get your own back" was the shit.
so tiny pete's what, half a tin can?
I just realized that, even though there IS an accent over the E, we totally don't say it like that in America. Like, it's not even said that way by the people advertising it.
Just found out I have the same birthday as Dave Benson Phillips. I'm a very happy man!
It would have been pretty funny if you guys just read facts about Nestlé's dubious business practices instead of game facts bc theres so few game facts xD
This was one of the better shit games you've played ha
Okay so I watched this video whilst preparing for a night out last night and got progressively more drunk as the video went on and by the end of it I didn't know what life was. This shit is trippy as fuck
DEEESSTTROOYY THOOOSSEE SMMAAAAAAATIES
That absolutely killed me 😂😂
Poor Peter, the true games victim, over shadowed by that lofty Ben
"smarties" "chocolate" I have a weird feeling like your Smarties and ours are not the same thing.
Those don't even look like smarties 😂...wait are smarties something completely different in Europe? This is bizarre
I have to admit, I kinda spazed out for a minute, thinking I may have slipped into the Mandela effect or something.
In America, our "Smarties" are much different. They are just sugar in a tablet form. See, we don't get chocolate smarties here.
The reason we do not get "Nestle's chocolate Smarties" is because the patent is owned by the company that makes the sugar tablets.
Nestle's chocolate Smarties are made in the United Kingdom and distributed throughout Northern/Central Europe and a few countries outside of the US.
I never knew that until I looked it up because I only knew of the Smarties here in America and couldn't figure out what the hell chocolate Smarties were.
man i used to play this game as a kid when i had no standards and even then i hated it
Oh god, Tweenies Game Time is an absolute travesty. I watched Caddicarus play it and it was a buggy, broken and generally just a shit game for wankers.
I was super confused for about 10 whole minutes because I forgot American Smarties weren't the same as ones in the UK. I was about to be like "Chocolate? CHOCOLATE?! Those are straight sugared chalk, If there was supposed to be chocolate there then every Smartie ive ever eaten was both a horrible accident and probably a blessing for not being chocolate flavored chalk"
Never ever buy the American knock offs. Otherwise the British will come round and drown you in a vat of Chocolate. Anyway never accept second best.
The double Ben has me confused :(
Did I miss something? Billy suddenly reappeared with no fanfare?
DBP was once Buttons at my local panto and I got to go on stage to meet him!
He's a lovely guy. The list these guys talk about was on a 2014 BuzzFeed article after trolls and racists spread fake news he'd died etc. Here's Dave making a joke out of it: th-cam.com/video/UU5oyaD6a9Q/w-d-xo.html
I didnt realize that smarties were a different thing in the UK
Double Ben the games master is where it’s at
Let's crowdfund a laptop for Dave Benson Phillips
Christ, I actually had this game as a kid. I don't know who got it for me but whoever it was, I'm fairly certain I don't love them anymore.
Fun fact: Sneak King wasn't acrually free. You had to pay for it in addition to getting a meal.
You couldn't just walk in and buy the game, and if you bought the meal you didn't automatically get one for free. I can't remember how much it cost because I never bought one thinking "a video game made by burger king, how good could that possibly be?" Though it wasn't as much as a full priced game... I wanna say like $5.
I can confirm that Dave is now mentioned on the Wikipedia page!
Well that blows
Wow so smarties got a game….😅
24.3.22
I can't separate meme from mistake...
Thank you Katie Howar- ahem -James Holland, I believe
speedrunner GreenSnowDog has the record with a time of 1m 04s 780ms
Why did no one ever send in a Stephen Seagulrus?
Please get DBF to do a ‘Vidiots, tell your friends’
The dark souls of smartie games.
What a nice way to kickoff the weekend!!
Ben got introduced twice at the beginning lol
Sneak King = Easy Gamerscore points hence the sales
You going to push this adult who pays taxes and feeds you into a big pile of shit!! I’m literally crying 😂
Tweenies was definitely in Australia. Not sure if it was a blessing or a curse.
Why are the stroopers so thicc?
P.S. James Holland is my bf’s name so thank you for scaring him, other James Holland lol
We got the Tweenies in Aus and NZ unfortunately
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY I'VE GOTTA GO GET SOME FOOOOD!!"
I remember this game from my childhood! It's so sh*t!
I was thoroughly confused when I got to Europe the first time and saw smarties. They are kinda shit version of M&M's aren't they?
The chocolate inside is way nicer than the bland tasteless stuff you Americans call chocolate.
I would say Smarties are far superior to M&Ms but I realise the yanks don't understand chocolate.
Oh god I used to have this game when I was younger
I love the meltdown game I used to play it so much as a king
C'mon Peter, even though the game is bad it's basic game knowledge that moving whole hitting the button attack does a forward attack and standing still and pressing attack does a stand still attack...
Fucking love Tweenies. My big sister was always Bella, because she was bossy and I was Fizz. Great show. Top laughs. GG 10/10 can't wait for next episode.
0:33 - 0:42 - Recap Time
26:12 - 26:16 Slow Down
29:12 - 30:34 Tweenie Conclusion
I'm glad there isn't swearing in Triple Jump, Ben really loves the word fuck in these videos. I am not against swearing but it is used rather excessively, to the point where it starts to become grating.
Ben Potty mouth.
Its probably for the best: Sneak King is actually an enjoyable game.