Worst Games Ever - CSI: 3 Dimensions of Murder

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  • We return to business as usual: two Vidiots, several pun-based animals and one terrible game. Can Ben and Peter solve a murder? No. No they cannot.
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ความคิดเห็น • 235

  • @TheKeven28900
    @TheKeven28900 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I think you guys should do the random selection at the end of each video instead of the beginning.In the next video do one at the beginning and one at the end then from there on only do at the end of the video.
    Great content guys.

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I agree. That way, it doesn't matter if the game title is in the video title

    • @VidiotsOfficial
      @VidiotsOfficial  6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Great idea! This is one big learning process, so thanks for contributing. REVISED GAME SELECTION METHOD COMING NEXT TIME

    • @TheKeven28900
      @TheKeven28900 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Glad to help and thank you so much for replying.

  • @thedroidwhisperer2699
    @thedroidwhisperer2699 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I vote for a diffrent stupid seletion process each time

  • @Mdxfiend
    @Mdxfiend 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    this channel is 10X better than whatculture.. glad I found this lol

  • @stephenguinane6565
    @stephenguinane6565 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "A car tire runs through a puddle or a kid cannonballs into a pool. Both of those splatter the water. "Spatter" is used to describe those drops that have landed on the surface. "There was a spattering of rain" refers not so much to the liquid which is falling but its visible effect on the pavement."
    The more you know eh!

  • @kyleharmse5968
    @kyleharmse5968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Red Letter Media reference. A sign of a mature and nuanced palate. Carry on sirs. Carry on.

  • @ExUSSailor
    @ExUSSailor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I just stumbled across this channel completely by accident. I'm very happy I did. You two were my favorite presenters on that other channel. I missed Billy Ray Walrus!

  • @SomeGuyCalledJack
    @SomeGuyCalledJack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I'm a little concerned that Ben happily dropped the "CUNTS!" bomb in a video yesterday, but they had to censor whatever Peter said here...concerned and curious...

    • @TV-jn4dh
      @TV-jn4dh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jack's World Peter is a potty mouth. Ben has to constantly rein him in.

    • @ronshvartsman7630
      @ronshvartsman7630 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SAME THOUGH

    • @californication101
      @californication101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn right!

    • @SomeGuyCalledJack
      @SomeGuyCalledJack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well as a british person I do know this xD And I have no issues with it, I just know that as a whole, it's generally one of the MORE offensive of the swears wherever you are, and they had no issue with it, so what the sweet buggery was "too much", and had to be censored? xD

    • @TheWalkingDude27
      @TheWalkingDude27 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      True, but maybe they tend to censor on their location rather than others. That being said I don't know what it could be.

  • @Beestification
    @Beestification 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Man, these guys are just relentlessly likable.

  • @khaljogo8601
    @khaljogo8601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I wanna know what Peter said!

    • @dannyg1812
      @dannyg1812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he said 'I like cat spunk' lol

  • @jstewartfilm
    @jstewartfilm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Your Skyrim guard impersonation is lit

  • @jayyce1
    @jayyce1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    God damn I'm happy you guys left.......THAT place, and I can watch you again!

  • @GerritCoulter
    @GerritCoulter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This is literally one of my favourite things on the youtubes.

  • @janetalksreel
    @janetalksreel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Welp, this overtook Rogue Warrior as my favourite SG4W episode. I love the tv show and I've played the games, but boy this made me laugh so much.

  • @jobustify
    @jobustify 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Your purple room intrigues and terrifies me

    • @Relyx
      @Relyx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it's the yogscast table top room!

  • @Relyx
    @Relyx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    100% get a mini pachinko/plinko board for the random selection! Also you should do the random selection at the end of the episode prior so that there is some anticipation for the next video. It's kinda pointless being at the start because we already know what the game will be from the title!

  • @synthkilla9927
    @synthkilla9927 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ben: "I've never read it, just fuck you"
    This is why I missed you at Whatculture.

  • @professorkittyhawk
    @professorkittyhawk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I really want that shirt Ben is wearing.

  • @CJJC
    @CJJC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve been watching these out of order and had been considering sending in LOST: Via Domus and now I know I don’t need to bother.

  • @giovannicorchado6442
    @giovannicorchado6442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Get a lot of laughs out of all your videos but this one had me on the floor. Nathan Ackerman! She was going to do a marriage

  • @kyewilson7837
    @kyewilson7837 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The frubes sleeve part killed me 😂😂

  • @CocoHikari583
    @CocoHikari583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3 Dimensions Of Boredom.

  • @SeekerGoldstone
    @SeekerGoldstone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:15 I love how he implies that there is some cross-over between hardcore Sony fanboys and people that need to play every CSI: The Game mission ever...

  • @christianjensen119
    @christianjensen119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dart board game selection.

  • @PrincessWesker
    @PrincessWesker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I fully support you gents becoming the RedLetterMedia of gaming!

  • @danielgregson4780
    @danielgregson4780 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The fact this is back is excellent. Keep up the good work!

  • @gregsofthefutre
    @gregsofthefutre 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The jail time gag broke me

  • @lelandvaughan4429
    @lelandvaughan4429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So I've never actually laughed like a mad man and clapped my hands watching a video on the youtubs until this series. Keep it up guys. XD

  • @HolicButterfly
    @HolicButterfly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Glad I found you guys! I thought I'd never know what became of my games. I'm happy to see you're still running with the series. It made us laugh to see you having problems with the game crashing, because it used to do that when we played it! Sorry the game was such shit, but you did ask for the worst; Eragon's not much better, so be warned.

  • @XopheAdethri
    @XopheAdethri 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    23:56 made me laugh so much. That was an awesome Star Trek fail.

  • @franciswilliams2362
    @franciswilliams2362 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These videos just make me so happy! So glad the boys have more positive work environment

  • @bartekkubicaku-bitsa9802
    @bartekkubicaku-bitsa9802 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Awesome video:) Keep it up for mama:)
    Oh by the way - maybe roulette with shit game at the end of episode? To avoid spoilers (cuz You know, we knew how that billard will ends).

  • @TheGaluMoD
    @TheGaluMoD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The shiny woman is probably an emulation related issue. (The characters talking in slow motion thing definitely is.) Curiously the golden statues in the room don't seem to have the shiny shader applied to them. xD
    Next time, if you don't want to tinker too much with emulation settings, just enable software emulation. You can't set custom resolutions but it'll look exactly like it does on the ps2 without any weird glitches.
    Also: Why did you have to bring up Sam & Max: Freelance Police? I'd just about forgotten about it.. Damn you hot science facts. :(

  • @nicholasbarshaw4120
    @nicholasbarshaw4120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For what game to play you should make a plinko board with different games at the bottom

  • @karlianderson7050
    @karlianderson7050 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You should put the names of the games on bits of paper, shuffle them around and then put one in each of the side pockets.
    May speed up the process and if you dont get it in one straight away its still a guessing game when aiming after that : )

  • @mattball8622
    @mattball8622 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I played this on PC back in the day and loved it... But it should have stayed there. Some stuff doesn't port well. At all. Yeeesh.

  • @mayhemsrhythm
    @mayhemsrhythm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    nope, spatter is weird here too. glad y'all are back!

  • @Thomas-dq9yo
    @Thomas-dq9yo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    “that’s no human hair” and i’m just screaming at my screen FUCKING NATHAN ACKERMAN

  • @VelvetTeacake
    @VelvetTeacake 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've actually played all the CSI games and none of them were all that great honestly. The first one in particular is quite the mess. Glad to see you're still making content ^.^

  • @Doodlebugdude
    @Doodlebugdude 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn't realise how much I really loved you guys until you left WC.
    You are both genuinely funny without trying too hard to be crass.
    Not that you're crass.
    That's totally not what I meant.
    Good work fellas. I really needed to watch something that put me to sleep so easily.
    *Congratulations.*

  • @JachAnen
    @JachAnen 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    A wheel is probably the best way, with the wide selection of titles and ensuring randomness

  • @pelago_
    @pelago_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is great, you guys are smashing it so far!

  • @OfficialFingazMC
    @OfficialFingazMC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:03 reminded me of Pilkington's "Songs of phrase" for some reason...

  • @deathbot6664
    @deathbot6664 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Just a suggestion, don't put the name of the game into the title. Why watch 2 minutes of "Insert method here" to see you select the game when we already know what it is.

    • @Gr4v3l0rd
      @Gr4v3l0rd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought exactly the same

    • @Doodlebugdude
      @Doodlebugdude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      shut up! These guys are professional. Sort of.

  • @michaelbruce9866
    @michaelbruce9866 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last comment made me spray my drink everywhere! I'm sure Peter's parents are very proud.

  • @ChokeHammer
    @ChokeHammer 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was concerned about hearing bad things about a game I really love. But that port was appalling, and any of the comments on the content rather than the port were still hilarious. Thanks guys for making even this such a good time ^.^

  • @thetickcartoon1453
    @thetickcartoon1453 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What happened to Ben trying to call the show 'Sh*t Game for W*nkers'? Still love the show, but I DO miss that.

  • @_UPRC
    @_UPRC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't think that we're paying enough attention to the fact that Ben once killed a man.

  • @cerisskies
    @cerisskies 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Write all the names of the games on a bunch of eggs; drop the eggs (in their box) on the floor, which ever one breaks you have to play that game

  • @Beestification
    @Beestification 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I knew staying up all night for no reason was a good idea
    woah billy

  • @MyratheDunmer
    @MyratheDunmer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Still waiting for them to play Eragon 😶

  • @angbald
    @angbald 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great content gentleman. Have been a fan of both of yours since REDACTED. Love that you actually are having fun now.

  • @tank122113
    @tank122113 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes. We say splatter as spatter. We tend to skip consonants for no fucking reason

  • @GNOFerreira
    @GNOFerreira 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    22:49 I bet he forced entry hehehe

  • @mrmacguff1n
    @mrmacguff1n 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Stuff like this is what whatculture should have been. Just boring lists full of Adams now

    • @harrywaters8661
      @harrywaters8661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All the charismatic people left WC

    • @OfficialFingazMC
      @OfficialFingazMC 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@harrywaters8661 TripleJump & Cultaholic FTW. Also Blampied's new channel which name escapes me atm...

  • @Randyhoar
    @Randyhoar 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    A little pizza box for little Peter. Although it does look massive next to him

  • @jamestiffin5553
    @jamestiffin5553 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can you tell what it is yet? Jail Time, 10/10

  • @joebarrell8045
    @joebarrell8045 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s not an above average series it’s just a huge level above everything else

  • @brockumentaries
    @brockumentaries 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    casper on ps1 you were sent it i remember being amazing. the somg is still stuck in my head year later

  • @b.castilho4011
    @b.castilho4011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jesus. I had this game on PC...I had all CSI games on PC.

  • @DeadlyChairs
    @DeadlyChairs 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Blood spatter is actually is actually the proper term to use in the criminal justice field. “Blood Splatter” is a commonly used term but as my forensics professor so delicately put it “it is wrong.”

  • @balarush
    @balarush 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You guys need to get LootCrate back on your side so you can do amazing unboxings again. Then piss them off by being comedically truthful so you get banned again :D

    • @jennifernabrahamable
      @jennifernabrahamable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am seriously looking for old loot boxes on eBay to send them

  • @ChokeHammer
    @ChokeHammer 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I used to play this on PC quite a while ago and loved it. Recently dug it up and replayed it and it's still as good as I remember! Real shame it didn't port well. I urge people to try out the PC version as it's still as good as ever.

  • @andrewrash1931
    @andrewrash1931 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    So in the video you keep asking why it’s spatter and not splatter. So in the US criminal investigation spatter is specifically used to describe where blood is.

  • @danagricken4197
    @danagricken4197 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Those CSI Games were my childhood!

  • @sbcic2012
    @sbcic2012 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The morgue part was so funny, nearly pissed myself

  • @jwimpeney
    @jwimpeney 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone know why they're in the Yogscast's tabletop room? I didn't even know they knew each other.

  • @elproson1
    @elproson1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For the game selection. Maybe not having the game you're going to play in the title for starters?

  • @PostalDuder
    @PostalDuder ปีที่แล้ว

    this game scared the fuck out of me when i was a kid, more so than like resident evil 4 lmfao. there was just somethin about the quietness of the room while you're looking at a corpse that made me think that someone was gonna jump out and attack me. It's a shame, really. a game like this could be fuckin cool if they did cool shit like that to actually make it more tense

  • @wahlflower3517
    @wahlflower3517 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is disturbing to witness since I was just watching CSI earlier today.

  • @bryannorton8945
    @bryannorton8945 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The original CSI first few seasons were good actually. The mortician in the show is actually a good character haha

  • @jmace2424
    @jmace2424 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    And Lost the Game just stays in purgatory...

    • @samtownend6744
      @samtownend6744 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like maybe they will do it soon, since they said they're going to be asking for submissions again

  • @richardstephenson7034
    @richardstephenson7034 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    A baker's hat trick.
    I love you.

  • @mikesanders8621
    @mikesanders8621 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fun fact: The guy who played Warwick was a drug addict and a serial domestic abuser. They gave him a pay rise after his first wife beating conviction! Isn't the industry great?

  • @JuanMartinez-fs3cl
    @JuanMartinez-fs3cl 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this channel ! Missed you guys

  • @TheSportSatellite
    @TheSportSatellite 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Maan, my favourite dumb show about games plays a game I used to love back in the day? No way this could go wrong!

  • @kaldeathar3462
    @kaldeathar3462 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Splatter" is the action. "Spatter" is used to describe the droplets that have landed on the surface.

  • @The_Chef2511
    @The_Chef2511 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh, one more thing in honor of the Vegas game? For next game selection, try a mini roulette wheel.

  • @Xhumed
    @Xhumed 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nathan Ackerman is actually Dracula

  • @AEmiliusLives
    @AEmiliusLives 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love that you guys are back.

  • @grimwolf44
    @grimwolf44 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    If I remember correctly the Eragon game is not completely bad. My memory probably does not serve me correctly

  • @yungjoemighty879
    @yungjoemighty879 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hello. I'm Nathan Ackerman, the android sent by Cyberlife.

  • @mayflower2370
    @mayflower2370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Sort of defeats the point of random selection if it is written in the title...

    • @mollymcdade4031
      @mollymcdade4031 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello There They should do the random selection at the end of the video

    • @mayflower2370
      @mayflower2370 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tilda Adade Agreed

  • @kingragnar8023
    @kingragnar8023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I also just smoked a big weed

  • @darthconquerus
    @darthconquerus 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    15:29 I know things, I am a human 😂😂

  • @britneyspearsvillarosa
    @britneyspearsvillarosa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My dad and I loved CSI

  • @thetickcartoon1453
    @thetickcartoon1453 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The coroner in this game must've been the inspiration for Carruthers in L.A. Noire; "I'll check the body for semen."

  • @JSAcousticJuice
    @JSAcousticJuice 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really would like to know what they censored at 24:32.

  • @RickyRicardo03
    @RickyRicardo03 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Maybe try a wheel of fortune type of selection. And use little Petter as the needle as he hits the games or beverages laying on the floor. #yourewelcome

  • @mikek6298
    @mikek6298 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Use a giant plinko game to pick them

  • @richardstephenson7034
    @richardstephenson7034 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whichever hole it goes into decides the game we're playing.
    Teehee

  • @calumsanderson6741
    @calumsanderson6741 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I just don't like it 'coz fuck you." - Ben Potter, 2018

  • @funwithoutpants
    @funwithoutpants 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    A wheel would be cool.

  • @TorQueMoD
    @TorQueMoD 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want to mail them a melted Oh-Henry bar now that Peter ended with that last comment :P

  • @thehightable5995
    @thehightable5995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You guys should play Gettysburg Armored Warfare. Trust me. It is awful. Worth of your time.

  • @NewAgeComix
    @NewAgeComix 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    My suggestion for random game selection: just look up at the video title. We knew before they did

  • @Dex99SS
    @Dex99SS 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys got me kicked out of the post office, and on a wanted list... Semen and shit are on the way though.

  • @skylx0812
    @skylx0812 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    @ 23:57 Be long and pointy. ...or something
    by the by, guest starring Rules Boss as Nathan Ackerman??

  • @colbyriley2295
    @colbyriley2295 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Eragon the book was amazing. The movie sucked but the book was amazing. It's one of the few things I will defend in youtube comments

  • @andrewwilliamson4161
    @andrewwilliamson4161 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wonder what the hell peter said.

    • @jonathanwolff8297
      @jonathanwolff8297 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I imagine it had something to do with corpses and doing... unsavory things to them

  • @Phelaidar
    @Phelaidar 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Telltale Games at its finest.