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  • @citsune174
    @citsune174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    I love how Scholars have every spell at their disposal to dispatch their foes, but they still choose to just...whack the big dragon with their book.

    • @lucas_lipp
      @lucas_lipp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's an incredibly bold strategy, but even more effective.
      You can't deny science.

    • @kuri_curry
      @kuri_curry ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it does a hell lot of emotional damage.

    • @darter9000
      @darter9000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Your homework assignment is … overdue!”

  • @Darkmage1293
    @Darkmage1293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Monk: "WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?"
    Raid Boss: "Patches, son. It nerfed you in response to your DPS output. YOU CAN'T HURT ME, MONK!"

  • @IceFire1800
    @IceFire1800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    As an Astrologian, I feel personally attacked. Now hurry up and draw your last pathetic card

    • @sevenMOons666
      @sevenMOons666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      My pathetic grandpa’s deck has no cards, Warrior of Light!

    • @Kumiko026
      @Kumiko026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hey! Did you just summon a bunch of Primals in one turn!?

    • @yarredpel9779
      @yarredpel9779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Kumiko026 Screw the rules I have gil.

    • @GrandofTheftHero
      @GrandofTheftHero ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You just activated my trap card!

    • @ThatWildcard
      @ThatWildcard ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sevenMOons666 BUT IT DOES CONTAIN THE STOPPABLE ULTIMA WEAPON!

  • @ZeroOmega-vg8nq
    @ZeroOmega-vg8nq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    You messed up on summoner. It should be titans booty covering 80% of the screen

    • @Exceltiaawesome
      @Exceltiaawesome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Beeg chicken nugget
      I had to take a break from raiding as SMN this patch because even with petsize set to small the huge fucking blasts made mechanics so hard to dodge.

    • @ZeroOmega-vg8nq
      @ZeroOmega-vg8nq 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Exceltiaawesome does the pet size thing affect how I see other summoners? Or does the summoner have to have that setting themselves and i cant do anything?

    • @Exceltiaawesome
      @Exceltiaawesome 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ZeroOmega-vg8nq it affects how you see other summoners too ☺️

    • @ZeroOmega-vg8nq
      @ZeroOmega-vg8nq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Exceltiaawesome thank the 12. Where do i find that in the character setting menu?

    • @AlleluiaElizabeth
      @AlleluiaElizabeth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s a macro only it seems. /petsize “all or name of summon” “small/medium/large”. Found a good vid here called FFXIV Summoner Pet Sizes 6.0 by Quixote that shows the options and how to do it.

  • @Blitzwaffen
    @Blitzwaffen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    As a DNC main, I'm glad someone finally demonstrated what we do as a dancer. Practice at all times to be the backup dancers at the end of Hildi content.

  • @HayTatsuko
    @HayTatsuko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    As a RDM main -- That is the most perfect representation of Verblind I have _ever_ seen.
    As a BLU enjoyer. . . peak performance.

    • @TheRedAzuki
      @TheRedAzuki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Only thing missing from it is the Counterstrike audio clip of "Flashbang inbound!"

    • @AlleluiaElizabeth
      @AlleluiaElizabeth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is Verblind really what we call it? Cus that’s awesome

    • @HayTatsuko
      @HayTatsuko 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AlleluiaElizabeth It's easier than Vermillion Scourge!

    • @kurousagi1239
      @kurousagi1239 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HayTatsuko Another version of Verblind : PvP LB3

  • @apdj94
    @apdj94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    That dragoon probably ended up on top of a bunch of poisonous flaming spikes on the edge of the arena

  • @Akihito_Kanbara
    @Akihito_Kanbara 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    If you DON'T manually jump in the middle of every Machinist shot then you aren't playing it right.

    • @Dantesizza
      @Dantesizza 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂

  • @SawedOffLaser
    @SawedOffLaser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Speed up the GNB footage by about 50% and you nailed the feeling perfectly.
    Absolutely amazing video

  • @emanuelcamuglia5984
    @emanuelcamuglia5984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    accurate representation of the paladin questline

    • @Mythda
      @Mythda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      honestly, i disagree. the Paladin HW final quest is actually intelligible.... just to the degree that you can understand the bullshit the characters are trying (badly) to convey. which really makes it so much more insulting when they're pitching it from so far out to left field that they're in the stands of a completely different ball game.

    • @imapseudonym6198
      @imapseudonym6198 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I got the feeling from that cutscene that the English translation team thought it was incredibly dumb but still had to translate it, so they just couldn't help but have the characters verbally acknowledge that none of this made any sense.

  • @Dirpitz
    @Dirpitz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    As a Samurai main I am also impressed by such a precise melon slice, truly a great and honourable one to achieve such perfection.

  • @m1ssconductor686
    @m1ssconductor686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I was expecting the usual "dragoon die" joke and actually laughed at it just not coming down oh my god

  • @galloviking4766
    @galloviking4766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    That's the most accurate Glare Mage I've ever seen.

  • @GeekOfArabia
    @GeekOfArabia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    As a WAR main, you forgot all the fell cleaves.... but you're otherwise not wrong

  • @koishily
    @koishily 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Loved that Master Spark sound effect on RDM. RDM LB3 really does have a Marisa vibe.
    "They'll be nothing left of you but a smokin' crater!!"

    • @craigfunk3453
      @craigfunk3453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      'Deploying Flashbang!'

  • @Panos_1821
    @Panos_1821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    As a nin main I laughed so hard. Had to fail so many times to finally master(I guess :/) the mudras

    • @HayTatsuko
      @HayTatsuko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For those who have not yet achieved mastery: Keep on banging those pots! You'll get there!
      P.S. For multi-mudra ninjutsu, all you have to remember is the ending mudra and whether it needs 2 or 3 mudra. The ones before the last one don't matter, except they can't be the same as each other or as the ending one.

    • @hasenearl6228
      @hasenearl6228 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Controller player here. I remembered them quite quickly going by placement on the Hotbar. Down, left and right is mudra, up is execute. So if I want to do Doton, I just go Down, Left, Right an then up to execute

    • @DrakeWurrum
      @DrakeWurrum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They're easy for me to remember by muscle memory, I don't even know which ones I'm actually pushing anymore.
      BUT THAT DOESNT STOP ME FROM ACCIDENTALLY FATFINGERING

  • @mlemlemmlemmlem
    @mlemlemmlemmlem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That wasn't a nutshell, that was a whole pistachio

  • @thomascranor2668
    @thomascranor2668 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A perfect demonstration of the amazing variety and excitement in a White Mage's rotation.

  • @Kyukechizu
    @Kyukechizu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wait, I can actually slap the enemies with my book as scholar? I always said I would do that as a joke, I didn't know there's actually a way to do that.
    Also, I learned bard not for battle or anything, only for music and I'm bad at it, so that bard could basically be me xD

  • @MaouNobunaga
    @MaouNobunaga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I have a suggestion for RDM.
    After the screen turns white, why not queue in the infamous "You're finally awake" scene from Skyrim.
    Indicating that players most likely will have died to eye cancer.
    Have a nice day.

    • @xviii5780
      @xviii5780 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      now I know that at least one person thought about that as well xd

  • @nikki5499
    @nikki5499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I have never feel more at home on that PLD bit. What an extremely terrible excuse of a story for a cover class of Endwalker 😂

  • @cloclo2388
    @cloclo2388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Y’all did the Bard dirty lol. I can’t stay mad though, this was great

  • @ailoriarayne5086
    @ailoriarayne5086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Bard made me giggle unreasonably and so did reaper

  • @nerdybirby
    @nerdybirby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a WHM, that hits close to home but with holy :,)

  • @AlleluiaElizabeth
    @AlleluiaElizabeth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alisiae is truly peak RDM. You never have to wonder where she is on the battlefield.

  • @noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop
    @noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As a healer main who's married to a Paladin main in-game. I can confirm Paladins do make unintelligible noise, something something about oath and something something about shielding friends. Lucky for me unintelligible noise is my love language

  • @raincady
    @raincady 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the good ol' dark knight stare, can't beat that.

  • @iAronn
    @iAronn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ngl i thought this wasn't gonna be good, but some of these were really clever and honestly really funny at times lol - edit my favorite had to be the paladin

  • @babowasalwayshere
    @babowasalwayshere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a DRG/RPR main I feel super called out lmfao

  • @sailor_anna9924
    @sailor_anna9924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THE DRAGOON LMFAOOOO yes

  • @LaughingComedian
    @LaughingComedian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a BRD main, I approve this message

  • @spaghettinick121
    @spaghettinick121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Machinist is so accurate, they really aren't as noticeable as they should be

    • @BrightNeonBrilliancy
      @BrightNeonBrilliancy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MCH on paper: Gets to use a gun, drill, shotgun, chainsaw, robot, flamethrower, crossbow, bioblaster and chain anchor. MCH in real life:....pew pew...air kick....pew pew....

    • @Coffeebomb22791
      @Coffeebomb22791 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The theme MCH should be switched with The Gnb one but I agree

  • @Laenthal
    @Laenthal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Very hit and miss, but hits are HITS.

  • @MrTalithan
    @MrTalithan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am pleased that my MGR senses were not left wanting, also having just done the HW paladin questline today, unintelligble nonsense was accurate.

  • @MrBeattraxx
    @MrBeattraxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how you used terraria eye laser sounds for sage

  • @zio9057
    @zio9057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Warrior made mi spit my coffee.

  • @Kumiko026
    @Kumiko026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a Dragoon main, seeing that Dragoon not come back down gives me anxiety. Where did they gooooo?!?!?

    • @Spiritnick
      @Spiritnick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brazil

    • @MP-tz7mf
      @MP-tz7mf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      probably petrified in mid-air. Happened to me in LoTA of all places.

  • @dailybugle2147
    @dailybugle2147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I expected gorilla noises for warrior but I'm happy with what we got

  • @3lit3gn0m3
    @3lit3gn0m3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Most of these were hilarious and accurate. The ones just doing a rotation to music that fits them could have been better though, imo.

  • @joiseydragun7110
    @joiseydragun7110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I would've described MCH with a Taoplan or Early CAVE shmup, and Sage with any boss from Dodonpachi Resurrection

  • @Firestar4041
    @Firestar4041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dark Knight, half expected Esteem to be dancing/crumpin behind her shoulder

  • @willowwisp2420
    @willowwisp2420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Idk if it's your character but your scholar outfit was hella tight. Duper cute and good color thematics. 10/10 would booli

  • @danielbloom2470
    @danielbloom2470 ปีที่แล้ว

    For some reason youtubes algorithm decided to hide this today. I had to go through my history to find it.

  • @Hanvvn
    @Hanvvn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    DRK would be a living dead meme before endwalker

  • @hunterkat1853
    @hunterkat1853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As one who started as. White mage that representation made me feel something and i do not know what

  • @ApolloStratis
    @ApolloStratis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Missed the chance to put guts’ theme over the dark knight one

  • @SwolTako
    @SwolTako ปีที่แล้ว

    Samurai should have just been attacking while a Samurai X AMV plays in their head. Bonus points for Bass boosted Heart of Sword plays at 3000 decibels 😂

  • @VioletMaeve
    @VioletMaeve 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Your Miqote looks strangely like mine, same hair color but mine is a Moon Kitty and has the more fluffier tail. Cute

  • @justinchampagne1729
    @justinchampagne1729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a gunbreaker main, I feel well represented. 😎😎😎

  • @pocketdirt338
    @pocketdirt338 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bard just tickled my funny bone. It's 100% correct

  • @maxkensei
    @maxkensei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Using Nael Deus Darnus as the BLU example was too accurate

  • @Nyftl
    @Nyftl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was waiting for vergil to spawn in for Samurai

  • @lionjezztv
    @lionjezztv ปีที่แล้ว

    The dragoon got me, great job 😂 +1 subscriber

  • @grypinh
    @grypinh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This had me amused.... since everyone else is suggesting changes, I figure I should mention I half expected a distorted version of Gary Jules' Mad World in the background for DRK. Was still happy with getting judged for my sins tho

  • @ghostabastard2208
    @ghostabastard2208 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah, gunbreaker is so faceless, that even in comedy video he just.... faceless.

  • @dashhikari8392
    @dashhikari8392 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i thought the ninja was funny but then the ho hohoho ho ho and the face she made. I´m crying 🤣😂

  • @williek08472
    @williek08472 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As a BRD main, I've never been so offended by something I 100% agree with

  • @ethanboyd43
    @ethanboyd43 ปีที่แล้ว

    "The time has come and so have I"
    😏😏

  • @MoiraineEllisande
    @MoiraineEllisande 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    as sage main I can honestly say this is all you need to know about the job

  • @LuckyPunkProd
    @LuckyPunkProd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man, if only playing as Gunbreaker actually played E1M1 from Doom in the background...

  • @Pundae
    @Pundae ปีที่แล้ว

    For gnb I was expecting the "ots also a gun" line lmao

  • @okidokidraws
    @okidokidraws ปีที่แล้ว

    I now want my Lalafell to be cute and look like a cowboy but be a Gunbreaker and Mechanist :0 cute but deadly It'd be adorable.

  • @INSAANMUSIC
    @INSAANMUSIC ปีที่แล้ว

    Dragoon, I nearly spat out my drink hahahaha

  • @aurumvale9908
    @aurumvale9908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    perfect representation of a good whm there chief

  • @KajuKajuKatli
    @KajuKajuKatli ปีที่แล้ว

    As a lancer-trying-to-become-a-dragoon.... yeah

    • @KajuKajuKatli
      @KajuKajuKatli 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      as a current dragoon, yeah

  • @AlleluiaElizabeth
    @AlleluiaElizabeth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    DRG is definitely Estinien in a nutshell. XD Also, as a WAR main, WAR was accurate.
    … Still coulda used moar Fell Cleave, though.

  • @sashaanne703
    @sashaanne703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    WHM was way too accurate XD

  • @starofaetherius
    @starofaetherius 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    PLD main and I'm glad it's something other than calling me a white knight or a simp lol. Head Empty (TM) is very much how I can be a lot of times.

  • @gianghuynh9570
    @gianghuynh9570 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I appreciate the Yuffie theme on Ninja, considering that is how most people play her in the INTERmission DLC.

  • @LkYharlan
    @LkYharlan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Frankly I'm surprised the Red Mage LB3 didn't fade in to Skyrim's intro

  • @Torvar
    @Torvar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I run my Monk completely nude, only wearing a crown.

  • @alaineninmah7040
    @alaineninmah7040 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    RDM should have been raise here, raise there, raise here, raise there again.

  • @RJ.the.artist
    @RJ.the.artist ปีที่แล้ว

    You never have to worry where us RDM are. I have only gotten to LB three once, I did not know it was brighter than glare. (I am also a WHM main, because I love being a Raisebot.)

  • @Cristke
    @Cristke 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dragoon should've jumped up and came back down as a Reaper.

  • @Cdrsan
    @Cdrsan ปีที่แล้ว

    How to play white mage: Spam glare until your tank or party is allllmost dead -> heal -> continue to spam glare xD

  • @CelloMet89
    @CelloMet89 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yup, BLU totally nailed It!!!

  • @aiedailguardian
    @aiedailguardian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The music during the monk bit was a banger, what song is it?

  • @DrakeWurrum
    @DrakeWurrum 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a derpy NIN main, I.... can only agree.

  • @mordred6323
    @mordred6323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the dragoon 🙁

  • @TheLittleMako
    @TheLittleMako 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Samurai's satisfied nodnod earned my like 👍

  • @oceanwavedvd
    @oceanwavedvd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the laugh with the black mage sounds familiar what was it

  • @baalmolech
    @baalmolech ปีที่แล้ว

    Cat girl dancer in thavnarian gear ✨

  • @Torvar
    @Torvar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a summoner/scholar I made it a point to book bonk every enemy.

    • @chinhthehugger9284
      @chinhthehugger9284 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      pull out a whole library from inside your back pocket and start shooting books like a machine gun

  • @mojoboingo1744
    @mojoboingo1744 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    remind me what those legs on the samurai are.

  • @blockeddefault4360
    @blockeddefault4360 ปีที่แล้ว

    i was dying at the scholar bit

  • @sniperstg2
    @sniperstg2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Red mage should be a flashbang+a Machinegun with Raise over it.

  • @imapseudonym6198
    @imapseudonym6198 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a white mage main... yeah. Sadly accurate. Healing is fun, but when the team is actually playing well there's honestly not much for you to do besides Glare over and over... sigh.

  • @saundyuk
    @saundyuk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a bard/sage, realising something is very, very wrong when I start wondering if the sound of different lasers chained together might be in any way musical...

  • @MrRetribution777
    @MrRetribution777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This has made me laugh so hysterically hard its not even funny. Awesome job!

  • @sitnspin1819
    @sitnspin1819 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a black mage... Can confirm!

  • @Jeezes718
    @Jeezes718 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I will be forever disappointed we didn't hear "that man is playing Galaga!" For sage.

    • @Akredi
      @Akredi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, same, even more as I recognized the sounds right away ( I played it way too much when I was younger ^^ )

  • @dearthofdoohickeys4703
    @dearthofdoohickeys4703 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Blue Mage nutshell was 😚👌perfect

  • @pillarsofsnow7940
    @pillarsofsnow7940 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Eh I would have alluded to the fact tha gunbreaker is pretty boring until no Marcy pops, and only then does it turn into a cracked out squirrel that chugged 4 litres of redbull

  • @1neUpGaming
    @1neUpGaming ปีที่แล้ว

    Red mage's demonstration was actually badass. Just saying. That's my main. Love rdm.

  • @CreatorHouseVlogs
    @CreatorHouseVlogs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Reaper is my man class I love that gd class. Second main is dark knight.

  • @qlasalle
    @qlasalle ปีที่แล้ว

    I woulda swapped music for machinist and gunbreaker

  • @kurik_yt
    @kurik_yt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a SAM main, this sums us up perfectly

  • @poompicheiabtawee6643
    @poompicheiabtawee6643 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a ninja main now, Im doing it every single day in limsa

  • @FrostarmyN7
    @FrostarmyN7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a RDM or BLM edgy lb macros are mandatory.

  • @DevilSeiji
    @DevilSeiji ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally some excellent blu representation