Cut off his head? Pierced his heart? He is nothing like any vampire you’ve ever known. You may be the fruit of the finest anti vampire technology, but a hundred years of the Hellsing families occult knowledge produced this achievement. Our crown glory, *The Vampire Alucard!!!!*
I don't give a s***, I don't give a f***, I don't give a s***, I don't give a f***. Now if I give a s***, I might just give a f***, but I don't give s***, so I don't give a .... *Bodies are sliced and diced * f*** was that?
"Hello, my name is Walter C. Dornez, Butler to the Hellsing Estate and ex-vampire hunter. I tidy up the mansion, answer the door... *Takes out badass wires* and take out the trash" Fav character
"I'm about to paint the WALLS with the two a' you!" "Well, you'd better make it quick. That vampire you decapitated will be getting back up any minute now..." *"He'll wot?"*
"Why didn't you just drink the blood, you idiot?" "Cut off his head? Pierced his heart? He's nothing like any vampire you've ever known. Your tricks won't kill him. You may be the fruit of the finest anti-vampire technology, but a hundred years of the Hellsing Family's occult knowledge produced this achievement, our crown glory the vampire Alucard"
So, how we gonna do this? You're gonna come at me? Am I gonna come at you? Are we gonna come together, ooh *at the same time???* ... Don't worry you'll come, *THEY ALWAYS COME!!!*
"So how we gonna do this. Should you come at me? Should I come to you? Should we come together? Oh maybe at the same time. OH YOU'LL COME THEY ALWAYS COME"
"Remarkable women, don't you think? Hehehehehe, they are mine now, and mine alone. My dear Master to whom I belong, my darling servant mine to mold, they are lost to you FOREVER." *Walter cuts a bunch of bats as he advances* "DID I MAKE YOU ANGRY!? GOOD!! GET ANGRY!! THIS FOOLISHNESS OF YOURS ENDS TODAY!!!! TAKE THIIIIS!!!"
"Cut off his head, Pierced his heart? He is nothing like any vampire you've ever known. Your tricks won't kill him. You may be the fruit of the finest vampire technology, but a hundred years of Hellsing's family knowledge produced this secret. Our crowned glory. The vampire, Alucard!!" Best. Line. EVER! To me anyways
Not quite, I think. I'm talking from abridged mainly but I do believe this song was first played when Walter was making his introduction to the one valentine brother
So, how are we gonna do this? Should I come at you? Should you come at me? Should we come together, oh at the same time? Oh you’ll come, THEY ALWAYS COME
So what are you going to do, Father Anderson? p.s. I miss Hellsing OVA quotes under Hellsing OVA related videos. Now everyone only quote Hellsing Abridged.
I never understood how these tracks are named. This should have been called 'Badrick' or even the 'Hellsing' theme tune itself! Who doesn't start monologuing Integra when the violin strikes up?! "Cut off his head? Pierced his heart?"
Vampire girl: Oh yes... I love you Edward. Vampire dude: And i love you, Bella. *knoking on door* Vampire dude: Hang on... Who's there? Alucard: Oh, you know... *shoots the guy 37 times through the door* A REAL f***ing vampire.
(Abridged to remember) So how we gonna do this? You gonna come at me or i should come at you? Or at the same time? OH THEY COME YOU ALWAYS COME! (Whatever about it lol😋😆)
Cut off his head? Pierced his heart? He is nothing like any vampire you’ve ever known. You may be the fruit of the finest anti vampire technology, but a hundred years of the Hellsing families occult knowledge produced this achievement. Our crown glory, *The Vampire Alucard!!!!*
Nice
*I shall do exactly as the butler does, and tidy up...*
I don't give a s***, I don't give a f***, I don't give a s***, I don't give a f***. Now if I give a s***, I might just give a f***, but I don't give s***, so I don't give a ....
*Bodies are sliced and diced *
f*** was that?
Void Jockey BITCHES LOVE CANNONS!
Oh f*ck that’s an anti tank rifle.
@@alakesbrahms806 OH FUCK THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!
*Fade to Alucard watching Adventure Time*
Jake: haahahahahaaaha */slash
Alucard:.... that was a 70inch plasma tv
*inhales
Alucard: SO HOW THE FUCK CAN I HELP YOU
@@superfighter064 You must be the Great Alucard...
"Hello, my name is Walter C. Dornez, Butler to the Hellsing Estate and ex-vampire hunter. I tidy up the mansion, answer the door... *Takes out badass wires* and take out the trash"
Fav character
"And I also deal with self-entitled little twats like yourself"
Alex Helms “Well ain’t you the textbook fucking definition of classy!”
Alakes Brahms But guess what jives, that gorrat wire ain’t gonna do shit for dick against armor this thick
@@luise.martinez9532 What’s that Alfred? How thick is it?
@@alakesbrahms806 Well, half as thick as my dick.
"I KNOW THIS IS FILTHY RICH COMING FROM ME, BUT YOUR POWERS ARE BULLSHIT!"
WIRE you so mad?
"First you kill my dog and then you anti my fucking joke?!!!"
"I'm about to paint the WALLS with the two a' you!"
"Well, you'd better make it quick. That vampire you decapitated will be getting back up any minute now..."
*"He'll wot?"*
YA DUN GOOF’D
"Cut off his head? Is that all? 100 years of Hellsing occult knowledge went into this monster. He is like no vampire you have ever seen!"
@@Never_heart
"You cut of his head? That was step 1, but what about step 2 to 10?"
"Ah, Christ!"
"YA DUN GOOF’D"
Why didn't you just drink the blood you idiot
@@ericthered2963 " how in hell did you that "
"fuck you thats how"
"Why didn't you just drink the blood, you idiot?"
"Cut off his head? Pierced his heart? He's nothing like any vampire you've ever known. Your tricks won't kill him. You may be the fruit of the finest anti-vampire technology, but a hundred years of the Hellsing Family's occult knowledge produced this achievement, our crown glory the vampire Alucard"
Alucard: "You dun goofed."
Anderson: "How in the blood-soaked Protestant hell did you that?!
Alucard: "Fuck you that's how."
@@derrickhaggard you forgot to insert Alucard's rape face 😆
I cannot decide which one I find better.
“Oh, him? I KILLED HIM!”
“Killed him?”
“CUT OFF ‘IS BLOODY HEAD!”
“Oh! Well, that’s step one! What about two through ten?”
“Ah, Christ…”
So, how we gonna do this?
You're gonna come at me? Am I gonna come at you? Are we gonna come together, ooh *at the same time???*
...
Don't worry you'll come, *THEY ALWAYS COME!!!*
Zaire Ash-Shafii fuck yeah lmao
"Wire are you getting so upset?"
"Okay this is filthy rich coming from me, *"BUT YA POWERS ARE BULLSHIT!"*
No mama he was my dog I'LL DO IT !!!
rows of teeth. Like a shark.
_''I feel like we're not in the same _*_WAVELEEEEEEEENGTH''_*
hmm
not inaccurate
“Atleast make a joke about getting a hand”
@@mariostarfan20 *SHIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEETT*
@@diodellavendetta3775 HEY YOU EVER HEARD OF UPDOG
@@mariostarfan20 not much how abaut you?
Perfect song to listen to on your vacation days.
Wait, I have vacation days?
@@Aevasrealm Yes, you can go anywhere you'd like. *EXCEPT for Brazil*.
@@Wixolixo imtakingthepolicegirlandthefrechman
@@TwiGuy4 "Jesus wants a huug!"
"He is nothing like any vampire you've ever faced"
"Who wants daddy's belt?"
"Should I come at you? Should you come at me? Should we come togeter? At the same time?
Oh, you'll come! THEY ALWAYS COME!"
Slices all the soldiers in pieces* now think about what you have done
Ok At least make a joke about getting a Han-DEEEEEY
This song sounds like it would be in a castlevania game
A battle between this Alucatd and the Symphony of the night Alucard would be a battle of legends!
Yes...gun vs Sliver sword of Alexander tepish dracula
Out of Time from Castlevania 1?
Oh shit that's an anti tank rifle
OH SHIT THAT"S AN ANTI TANK RIFLE!!!
Sparkin Clark actually it’s “oh fuck that’s an anti-tank rifle. . . OH FUCK THAT’S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!!” but good try though
Bitchs love Canon
Bitch's love cannons!
0:38 Eargasm
0:38 to 0:59
@@dolfyhilter577 a Nazi commenting under the mighty CrimsonFuckr!? It must be part of the great plan of our Major
Velcomen said ze spider to ze fly.., although id refer to you more as a hornet...
The crimsonfckr himself
"So how we gonna do this. Should you come at me? Should I come to you? Should we come together? Oh maybe at the same time. OH YOU'LL COME THEY ALWAYS COME"
I heard this in the abridged and I wanted to hear it in full such a bop!
Such a "bop"? Where are you from, the 1970s?
@@SergeantExtreme your neo bussy will make a fine addition to my collection
@@unlucky_spoon4152 WTF??!
@@josefish5193 Yours will also make a fine addition
@@unlucky_spoon4152I beg pardon, but are you a child predator?
Insert Hellsing Abridged quote.
" JESUS WANTS A HUG! "
"HAY KID'S WHAT TO SEE A DEAD BODY?"
"I DONT CARE WHAT THE HELL YOU CALL YOURSELF, YOU CRAZY PROTESTANT BASTARD!"
@Evgeny Hikkaev I like this one😂. They were so confused as to why the major was a cyborg
“OK I KNOW ITS FILTHY RICH COMING FROM ME! BUT YOUR POWERS ARE BULLSHIT!”
As a dnd player, I can’t help but imagine two PCs in the rogue class fighting each other with this music in the back ground.
Same, but mine is a Battlemaster and a Rogue.
sounds more like something the dm would play during the last stand against the bbeg
"Remarkable women, don't you think? Hehehehehe, they are mine now, and mine alone. My dear Master to whom I belong, my darling servant mine to mold, they are lost to you FOREVER."
*Walter cuts a bunch of bats as he advances*
"DID I MAKE YOU ANGRY!? GOOD!! GET ANGRY!! THIS FOOLISHNESS OF YOURS ENDS TODAY!!!! TAKE THIIIIS!!!"
I swear, walter must be a god at cat's cradle with those wires.
"Soooooo..."
"What?"
"DO I GET TO GO AFTER HIM!?"
"No."
"DAAAAAW COME ON!!!"
"No, and that's final!"
My name is Walter c dornays ex vampire hunter and butler to the hellsing family.
***** *Flash of metallic wire* You are dead before you hit the floor.
TheUnit332
travis illerbrun Well aint you just the textbook fuckin definition of classy?
Walter(smirking): Police Girl.....
@@0me3s If you were so kindly.
You know it amazes me that no one has tried to play this or break down how to
"Why didn't you just drink the blood you idiot....."
This soundtrack is bringing back so many good memories...just bought it as well ^__^
"how the blood-soaked, protestant hell did you do that?!"
Fuck you, that's how
"Fuck you thats how"
"Fuck you, that's how."
"Fuck you, that's how."
"Cut off his head, Pierced his heart? He is nothing like any vampire you've ever known. Your tricks won't kill him. You may be the fruit of the finest vampire technology, but a hundred years of Hellsing's family knowledge produced this secret. Our crowned glory. The vampire, Alucard!!" Best. Line. EVER! To me anyways
This song makes me feel like "going for a walk"!
*wink*
A very very enthusiastic walk
And kill homicidal vampires priests
TheLegendsunleashed VERY enthusiastic walks
@@TheLegendsunleashed and starting world war 3
@@dante.2639 *VERY* enthusiastic walks
THEY ALWAYS COME!
"Oh, look. If it isn't the Catholic church. What's this?! Little Timmy not glued to your crotch? PROGRESS!"
Rand “Ahh, and look what we have here? A bloody heathen!”
@@westonfox5684 Excuse me, but I'm a Fuck-Mothering Vampire. I killed a LOT of people to get this title, I deserve to be called such.
Fine, may I ask you your name?
Only if you give yours first papist.
@@darkestwilightt "Fine, I'll give you the courtesy. The name's..."
*cut to Walter C. Dornez*
"Alexander Anderson"
ya done goofed.
Alucard Of Romania “how the blood-soaked Protestant hell did you do that?!”
@@cjhenderson61 "Fuck you, that's how!"
I thought you were from Wallachia?
@@arthuredington6171 Wallachia it's a part of Romania=)))))))
This was when Anderson first fought Alucard, Alucard regenerated right in front of Anderson, right? That scene was so badass
Not quite, I think.
I'm talking from abridged mainly but I do believe this song was first played when Walter was making his introduction to the one valentine brother
three years old but still your completey right
also when Seras fought Millennium troops in Hellsing HQ
Wait did you actually watch the anime?
@@ohdeath4945 it was such a good anime
When the theme is so good you don"t realise that the gun looks like a phone
I can never un see that now thank you
That 3.5" tho
¿?
Relateable
The fact this is called “the bat” makes it infinitely cooler
Best badass side character and butler i have ever seen
When this song plays, you know you done goofed.
It takes a man in order to kill a monster! Only a human could dare hope to.
Yup
I LOVE THIS SOUNDTRACK GODDAMMIT!
My favorite soundtrack yet
"Oh you'll come... *THEY ALWAYS COME!"*
"How the blood-soaked protestant hell did you do that?"
ExistentialOcto
Three years late but, fuck you, that's how
Fuck you, that’s how
Christina Henderson Ya know what screw this. To hell with all ya dirty heathens!
the end of the theme sounds sad just like how Anderson's life ended. to destroy his enemies he have chosen to be one of them.
One of my favourite songs from the soundtrack
Remember, in the vampire pyramid versus the old blood cult theres only one thing to eat and you are what you eat fellow hunters.
"So how's this gona work? Am I gonna come at you? You gonna come at me? Are wanna come together? Mmm at the same time?...
So, how are we gonna do this? Should I come at you? Should you come at me? Should we come together, oh at the same time?
Oh you’ll come, THEY ALWAYS COME
The bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame.
Half of the comments: cut off his head...
Other half of the comments: abridged quotes ❤️
Omg the comment section is just filled with TFS abridged of hellsing ultimate!!!! Love it!!! 🤣🤣🤣
"What you fail to understand is that I am a butler second. And a Vampire Hunter first."
So how are we going to do this? You come at me? I come at you? Should we come together? Ooh, at the same time? Oh, you’ll come! THEY ALWAYS COME!
“Ok, I know this is filthy rich coming from me. But your powers are bullshit.”
“Okay I know it’s filthy rich coming from me, but your powers are bullshit!”
So what are you going to do, Father Anderson?
p.s. I miss Hellsing OVA quotes under Hellsing OVA related videos. Now everyone only quote Hellsing Abridged.
Because Hellsing Abridged is the shit.
@@g.k.4710 The abridged just has better writing as it was written by americans rather than being translated from japanese.
@@g.k.4710 the last one is kinda bad tho, it feels so rushed.
@@pablofski3239 Yep The Major and Herr Doctor's deaths were just glossed over. Disappointing.
@@ShadowRose224 So was walters and alucards(ish)
"NO MAMA, HE WAS MY DOG! *I'LL DO IT.*"
“Are you gonna come at me? Should I come at you? Should we come together? Ooh, _at the same time?_
…
Oh you’ll come. *_THEY ALWAYS COME!”_*
"Alright, I know this is gonna be filthy rich coming from me, but YOUR POWERS ARE BULLSHIT!"
"Are you gonna come at me or should I come at you? Should we come together? Ooh at the same time? "
Oh you'll come...THEY ALWAYS COME!
We had a good run master Integra
Will we ever know who came first?
Oh alucard did
Of what and who came first exactly?
@@artictzombie7738 hellsing abridged
Reminds me of tht song, The Night. Love the fast tempo violins
in the words of Seras Victoria, "oh, fuck the hell yes."
Oh you'll come. THEY ALWAYS COME!
rows of teeth, like a shark!
the following is a GOD DAMN fan based parody.
You know how most anime has "shits about to go down" music? This Hellsing Ultimate"s.
-I don't think we're on the same wavelength!
-Hm.. Not inaccurate.
Okay I KNOW it's filthy rich coming from me....BUT YOUR POWERS ARE BULLSHIT!!!!
Who is it ? : Ah you know a real fucking vampire . XD
@CrimsonFucker
^^
When someone kills your dog but your dog actually has multiple eyes and jaws of a shark.
Rrrrrows of teeth
I never understood how these tracks are named. This should have been called 'Badrick' or even the 'Hellsing' theme tune itself! Who doesn't start monologuing Integra when the violin strikes up?! "Cut off his head? Pierced his heart?"
"Why didn't you drink the blood, you idiot." Best line in the whole show. lol
are you gonna come at me? should i come to you? oh you'll come. they always come
Vampire girl: Oh yes... I love you Edward.
Vampire dude: And i love you, Bella.
*knoking on door*
Vampire dude: Hang on... Who's there?
Alucard: Oh, you know... *shoots the guy 37 times through the door* A REAL f***ing vampire.
Oh you'll come... *THEY ALWAYS COME!!!*
I love how the comments are all abridged.
Yup
Yeah don't you know that's where the song's from
"Why didn't you drink the blood you idiot?"
This song is awesome
This music makes me think alucard is dancing with the Peanuts characters for some reason
You've done goofed.
"WIRE you so upset?"
You know you done goofed when you hear this.
When the boss gets a power up after an hour of fighting
When the butler flashes he’s hands 0:38
"You just missed his death by decapitation"
"You cut off his head? Is that all?"
"Oh you'll come, THEY ALWAYS COME-"
(Abridged to remember)
So how we gonna do this?
You gonna come at me or i should come at you?
Or at the same time?
OH THEY COME YOU ALWAYS COME! (Whatever about it lol😋😆)
0:38 feels like I’m taking an Enthusiastic walk in the woods.
a "very enthusiastic" walk
Hey every heard of up dog
wow.....I think team four star's fan parody is as famous as hellsing
you will agree with me
Does anyone have a Spotify link? I can’t seem to find it anywhere except for TH-cam. Help a homie out.
Use soundcloud instead
I want 1:19 and 1:27 on a 12 hour loop
Looks like Jolly Wally is a sad lad.
Dr. Jekyll- Old Walter.
Mr. Hyde- Vampire Walter.
Yea but that piano part at the end tho
Bibble book transportation 😁😁
So, who here's ever heard of Updogg?
“How should we do this you first? Me first?
Together? Mmmh At the same time?”
The Bat.
"How in the bloodsoaked protestant HELL did you do that?"
Fuck you that's how.
The piano at 3:25 is so overlooked
THIS WORLD IS CHANGED A LOT
El verdadero señor de los no muertos
Castlevania Out of Time Act 2.