The people who cared so much about Trump and voted for him, will find out how little he cares about them in the years to come . Many who are laughing at us right now, won't laugh for long, believe me !
Wait until the old rubes who voted for Dumpty start seeing their benefits getting slashed. But somehow Dumpty will convince them that it's all the democrats fault.
I live in Australia. We have a stable government. Good education. Good public healthcare. Good food. A harmonious society. No Project 2025 And we don't think we are the greatest nation on earth.
Fr and all the TDS comments in here by the same people that swore up and down that Joey was good for another four and now they’re so salty that they would rather watch things continue to plummet, following the same pattern established by the current crew and they will continue to cry and complain when costs are lowered and crime rates drop. The fact that they’re belittling the issues with the FDA and ignoring that our food standards have been developed to hurt Americans, as long as the powers above continue to profit. Just more proof that they’re against anything that actually improves things and prefer to watch everything fail and everyone struggle. All of the exact reasons why they got it handed to them and will continue to be on the losing team since most people are not with them and their extremist ideas.
@itsmetallicehmetaldetecting416 They know because they are getting news from sources other than FOX. I'm German, so trust me when I say his first term has already hurt other countries, where the right-wing lunatics learned from his example. Boris Johnson was basically Trump lite. In Germany, this year the right-wingers had a very worrying landslide win in one of its states. In Austria a right-winger who is basically a mini-me of Trump's idolised historical German politician has gained foothold. Right-wingers in Europe are openly celebrating Trump's win because they know this will help rhem.
I am flabbergasted at how many people voted for him. Considering his record, the way he speaks of people, the way he threatens people's lives, his use of fear and hate to divide. He doesn't hesitate to show us he is fueled by hate and ego. After all that, we still have people in this country who voted for him. I am genuinely concerned about the mental health of the people who voted for him.
Along with the ones that support him and wish they could’ve dressed up as syringes and participated in his cringe dance. Seriously, the overall intelligence lvl must be a record low, in order to tubs this guy is entertaining.
So you take absolutely no medicine when you’re sick? No aspirin? No flu medication? Bad news dude, big pharma is not the only group out to scam us. There big landlords, big farm, big oil, big drugstore, big supermarket, big hospital, big car dealer, etc… and it’s only going to get worse.
My mother, father, uncle, aunt, grandparents, sisters, and almost my entire extended family, voted for him. I am a formerly homeless disabled Iraq War Veteran that the Biden administration helped. My sister is a teacher in Texas and my mother is 65 and surviving on social security in Florida. They are proof that republicans are cultists who value their hate more than their love or well-being.
Well said. I don’t even live there. I live in the now sane sounding UK. How people could vote for a rapist is just beyond me. Tragic dumb and ignorant voters.
Like I’ve said all along trump will NEVER be held accountable for anything he’s ever done. I no longer have any faith what so ever in the justice dept. And now with most of America not believing in the rule of law, this country is in big trouble.
The pendulum swings. In this case, excessively, but the universe has a way of correcting itself. Be vigilant, but don't let this consume you. I mean that sincerely. Be well. 😊
@Jebsnotdead Are you aware of how many seniors will have no place to go? I'm one. If I had the money I'd leave this country. When he follows through using the military against citizens... seriously. He added 8.5 trillion to our debt in 4 years. Imagine now, he's literally broke.
That’s for damn sure! If garland hadn’t sat on his butt twiddling his thumbs, trump could have been prosecuted, sentenced, and sent to jail for insurrection by now. He would have been ineligible to ever be the president again. I think garland is actually a maga member in secret. On that note, if Biden would have built a fire under his butt and replaced him if he got no quicker action. Garland had years to bring him to trial. Talk about incompetence!
You guys should really cheer up and be comforted based on past performance 1. 4 years of peace and no new Wars for the first time of any president in 70 years 2. Hundreds of thousands of lives and bloodshed that were saved because of the above 3. Hundreds of billions of dollars that were saved and remained in the United States because of the above 4. Record prosperity and lowest unemployment for blacks Hispanics Asians and women since records have been kept 5. Complete energy independence from every nation in the world 6. The increase National Security for all Americans because of the above not having to be dependent or held hostage to other countries for their oil 7. Record low gas and oil prices for over 300 million people because of the above 8. Record low Transportation costs for goods and services and travel of individuals because of the above 9. Record low, almost non-existent inflation because of the above 10. A booming economy for everyone because of the above 11. Permanent funding for the first time in history of historically black colleges and universities 12. Did the most to fight human trafficking and child sex slavery of anyone in our lifetime 13. The most secure border of our lifetime 14. The history of loving and caring about people, paying off their Hospital bills, paying for expensive cutting-edge treatment they couldn't afford, paying people's mortgages off that were in financial distress, letting a homeless black woman that had snuck into one of his high-rise hotel rooms live there for free after she was found out, and countless other good deeds that he's done that he never talks about and are never mentioned by the mouthpiece of satan, the mainstream media, the bullies that owned in control and have all the power and influence and money to brainwash and Trigger and make everyone angry and divided So please tell me, which one of those things do you hate that has made you so angry and triggered that you would fight against those?😢😢😢 I can't imagine anyone would knowingly hate and fight and vote against those things, unless they were really psychologically mentally and emotionally sick, perhaps a racist and a genocidal maniac?😢😢😢 Please help me understand, may God bless and comfort you, may you allow him to wrap his loving arms around you and bring you unto him through his son Jesus Christ, amen❤❤❤❤❤
As is most of the rest of the world. Excepting, or course, Russia, China, Iran, North Korea, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, or any tinpot dictator you can think of... Or as Trump regards them: business opportunities.
I’m sorry everyone will have to pay for the lack of knowledge how our government, economy, and international relations work of more than half of the American voters. We in America-especially those who are in vulnerable groups-are absolutely terrified as well. Let’s just say our “early exit” hotlines were completely overwhelmed.
Re: RFK Jr and vaccines. Some of the worst infant tragedies I witnessed as a pediatric RN were any fetus exposed during pregnancy to rubella, when mother was never vaccinated against rubella.
It already hasn't been. The other guy's disregard for treaties and ambassadorship has shaken our relationships with our closest, oldest allies. It's sickening. I'm deeply afraid but surrou ded by Trumpsters who are, from what I can tell, very misinformed. He takes advantage of busy, disinterested people too drained to care or be told to care. How did she lose? How did I not see? Only POC seem unsurprised. Of course, Gerrymandering, the electoral college, methods to kick registered voters off of rolls all may help. I'm not sure how many felons would've voted for V.P. Harris, but since they can't vote, we'll never know. How was it not even close, though?
The world will never be the same, since he will nuke NATO and 'end the war in Ukraine' by ending US support. Authoritarianism spreads :/ And then there's the possibility of a full nationwide abortion ban, the end of the education dept and defunding of public education, and Elon musk in charge of commerce, and RFK in charge of health. RFK is a vaccine skeptic. MAKE POLIO AND SMALLPOX GREAT AGAIN!
Of course, the Harris campaign did not want the country to be the same again. -It wanted the country to be better. We can work locally to improve things. There are various organizations to join (like food banks or shelters, tutoring students on reading or math, Bif Brother/Sister), or even just helping an elderly neighbor get to the grocery store or doctors' appointments. It makes a difference one person at a time.
@@janetl9984 - That is my plan, although no youngster myself at 61 now. We can all do what we can, where we are, w what we have. I have limited resources, but do have decent car and a little spare time to lend a hand. MY ONLY condition is I will refuse to help any RED HATS. They wanted this idiocracy, this f@cking travesty of justice. Let them all deal w this madness w zero help from us 'libs' lol! 💙
@@dawnw.6559 hilarious that you believe whatever narrative is dictated on your left wing bias channels instead of researching why he has been smeared. Whenever someone is smeared it means they are going up against powerful people.
@@annestewart5741 Notice something? None of you people say anything of value about him. You don't even know his positions, because your brain is filled with statist propaganda.
Yeah...Trump got basically the same number of votes as 2020, but 13-15 million people who voted for Biden just decided to nope-out on Harris. So...we can't blame the MAGAts. That's what makes me saddest/maddest. Trump didn't win--Dems just decided they didn't care enough to win.
A message to everyone involved in this show from about as far away as you can get from New York, Australia. I’ve been so sad post the U.S. election, terrified for what the result means for our planet. Consequently, I’ve been avoiding looking at American clips in case it makes me sad. I can’t imagine how difficult it is for you guys to be producing light entertainment right now, but you’re doing it. And watching it makes me feel safe to take my head out of the sand. Thank you. You’re amazing.
Ditto - also from Australia. Meanwhile, at home, they are prediciting a 36 billion dollar negative affect on our economy due to Trump's tariffs and the RBA is predicting higher interest and mortgage rates.
@@susansmart6998, I think I am living in denial because I can’t handle the truth. And, after all the pundits weigh in, at the end of the day, I think many Americans could not see a woman of color as our leader. But, listening to her campaign & her debate performance, she could have done the job well. 😢
Inflation is 2.4%, unemployment is 4.1%, so far this year my portfolio has grown ~33% which is ridiculous. VOO - Vanguard Index funds is up 33.83% over the last year. Gas was $2.99 at Marathon which is super cheap where I live. Let's see where this is in a year with Le Gran Orange.
Maga country IS dumb as fk. And maybe if they didn't spend their money on all of the tdump merch and donations to his grifter fat ass they could afford eggs.
yeah but the dummies think prices are high! so the economy is suffering...it's probably because the majority of those who voted for Trump think they should be paid well for graduating high school only.
Shame on Colbert for not properly adressing the health issues RFK is trying to help his country with, a ridiculously unhealthy country that needs this change to happen asap
@odrauding2 His (*RFK, Jr.'s) beliefs & practices are risky, hazardous, harmful & dangerous... & sometimes illegal. He's definitely not the best role model. *RFK, Jr. -- *NOT* RFK.
RFK Jr has stood up to big Pharma and big chemical producing companies. A lot of the foods that we sell here in America are illegal to sell over in Europe because the number of chemicals in them. Stephen Colbert is a shill big Pharma, big corporate companies, and mainstream media. I remember when he had John Stewart on his show during the pandemic and he was trying to silence him, albeit with a smile on his face, when John was trying to tell everyone that Covid was most likely made in lab. And at that time, the government was telling Twitter and Facebook to silence people and call it misinformation when they shared that. Stephen Colbert is a slave to the system that writes his checks.
You guys should really cheer up and be comforted based on his past performance: 1. 4 years of peace and no new Wars for the first time of any president in 70 years 2. Hundreds of thousands of lives and bloodshed that were saved because of the above 3. Hundreds of billions of dollars that were saved and remained in the United States because of the above 4. Record prosperity and lowest unemployment for blacks Hispanics Asians and women since records have been kept 5. Complete energy independence from every nation in the world 6. The increase National Security for all Americans because of the above not having to be dependent or held hostage to other countries for their oil 7. Record low gas and oil prices for over 300 million people because of the above 8. Record low Transportation costs for goods and services and travel of individuals because of the above 9. Record low, almost non-existent inflation because of the above 10. A booming economy for everyone because of the above 11. Permanent funding for the first time in history of historically black colleges and universities 12. Did the most to fight human trafficking and child sex slavery of anyone in our lifetime 13. The most secure border of our lifetime 14. The history of loving and caring about people, paying off their Hospital bills, paying for expensive cutting-edge treatment they couldn't afford, paying people's mortgages off that were in financial distress, letting a homeless black woman that had snuck into one of his high-rise hotel rooms live there for free after she was found out, and countless other good deeds that he's done that he never talks about and are never mentioned by the mouthpiece of satan, the mainstream media, the bullies that owned in control and have all the power and influence and money to brainwash and Trigger and make everyone angry and divided So please tell me, which one of those things do you hate that has made you so angry and triggered that you would fight against those?😢😢😢 I can't imagine anyone would knowingly hate and fight and vote against those things, unless they were really psychologically mentally and emotionally sick, perhaps a racist and a genocidal maniac?😢😢😢 Please help me understand, may God bless and comfort you, may you allow him to wrap his loving arms around you and bring you unto him through his son Jesus Christ, amen❤❤❤❤❤
Just know there was a law they wanted to pass around COVID times where they were gonna make formula easier to obtain for babies and republicans shot it down.
Three…. zeroes. Two wide eyes and a wide open mouth 😮… We will just have to sit back, proverbially, and wait to see him ruining things with his concepts of a plan, helping himself and the rich, and starts enacting fascist ideas from Project 25 (which they said he wouldn’t)… and see if they start complaining about him being the person we all said he is. They might not admit it out loud, but hopefully they’ll self reflect on the facts. The first year or so will be fine because he’ll be riding the success of Biden/Harris, but once he, and his swamp fillers, start making bad decisions, everyone will see he’s not this messiah but rather a megalomaniac.
Trump’s woman he appointed in 2016 over education said she’d NEVER set foot in a public school and didn’t intend to. Our children pay the price for the 🤑 rich raunchy radical far right Republican terrorists running America now for 4 years of hatred & chaos & padding their already fat bulging wallets!💰
Not too soon to prepare for midterm elections! 2026! Let's celebrate with the House majority and 60 Senators, hard work but so worthwhile. Sweet way to celebrate 250 years of DEMOCRACY. We will resist, we will persist!! ,💙⚖️🗽⚖️💙
Fun fact there was a polio outbreak in New York State in 2022. The virus was detected via wastewater monitoring. There was only one directly confirmed case when it paralyzed an unvaccinated individual. After an effort to bolster the vaccination rate in the effective counties it was no longer detected in early 2023.
I really, really hate to break it to you… No one knows how to manufacture, fabricate, assemble, or repair those anymore. So people would be relying on a positive pressure ventilator… Most likely.
Yes, it does! ANYTHING would have been better than Kamala! America NEEDS A LOT of change! Shaking things up might ACTUALLY start the process of a better America! Unfortunately, no one could weed out all the disgusting crap that goes on in 4 years! I just hope it is a great start!
Brokies who think the trust fund brat of a New York slumlord is going to make their lives better are in for a lot of anger and blaming the wrong people (Which is the least effective way to solve any problem, but it's fun to watch people you hate not understand that.)
I’m so sorry I didn’t know you had lost your freedom obviously you have NEVER been without freedom or you would know what that looked like and was…..it’s clear you do not…. Yoyr going to have a rough time
were you sleeping? you just witnessed what you speak of! The majority rose up and saved the republic from the evil undemocratic party, and in record fashion. Can you say SWEEP!!! To bad that according to your geniuses (Cobert) you just blew the last chance to vote now that Trump is going to rule forever lol
@hollyjones8775 See, what you don't know is that Bannon and the other cronies believe that it was a mistake to extend the vote to such a wide portion of the population. So who were the last people in our country to get the right to vote? Black people and women. I'm guessing you fit into one of those categories. You're next
@@glarynth it's been 9 goddamn years. I hated that p.o.s hated him .I let go of the hate today . For my own health. It's something you should do right now because that hate WILL gradually increase and IT'S BEEN NINE YEARS, I Can't
@@Tocsin-Bang it's been 9 goddamn years. I hated that p.o.s hated him .I let go of the hate today . For my own health. It's something you should do right now because that hate WILL gradually increase and IT'S BEEN NINE YEARS, I Can't
I have said it before and Ill say it again - homeschoolers. Look, I was homeschooled by paranoid Republican abusive parents - I was indoctrinated, abused, totally isolated, and so were the other kids I grew up with. It was a cult. Part of his cult. Look into it - there's no regulation on homeschooling whatsoever. Nobody checks if education is happening, or if the kids even exist. There's no requirement in most states to even provide education. One family I knew was reported to CPS because their 9 yr old couldn't read, and all CPS said was that her parents had the right to educate her at their own pace. Nobody flipping cares. That's the most horrifying thing about eliminating the Department of Education. There are thousands of kids in America being tortured to death behind closed doors, and it's only going to get worse.
No people trapped in that echo chamber of lies from Faux "news" and other extremists and not being able to differentiate between the lies they're told and the truth they could have easily researched is what got us here. So, thank YOU.
People who think that RFK Jr. will somehow ban food additives are in for a rude awakening. Those chemical companies are big, profitable businesses, and that would require increased regulation, which are things Big Daddy Trump supports and opposes, respectively.
And with the corrupted extreme (6) Court’s overturning of the Chevron Deference Doctrine, the scientists and medical experts that inform the FDA…no longer have “deference.” Anything goes, and bigger profits rule! Safety, be damned!
The whole notion of RFK Jr. being involved with HHS, FDA, etc. as a "czar" is beyond ludicrous. Aside from that, I thought "Republicans" HATED "czars"... aren't they inherently evil and nefarious, at least whenever that tag is derisively applied to a "Demoncrat" - the hypocrisy of these f*cking people goes to infinity, I swear. This unqualified, privileged know-nothing could be a poster boy for the Dunning-Kruger effect. Eliminating fluoride from the water supply... seriously? Many won't remember or weren't even alive at the time, but 40 years ago that was a punchline to illustrate how crazy fringe crackpots like this were. But that was back in the day when sanity still had some traction in what used to be the Republican party (RIP - 1854-2023).
I saw that maltodextrin was the second ingredient. That is a flavor-enhancing sugar so lab-altered that the body doesn't recognize it and stores it as abdomen fat. That's what passes for breakfast for decades now. I'm all for being critical of processed foods, especially because they negatively affect intelligence and mental health, but that rfk is a charlatan. I tend to think he'll be marginalized.
@@elaexplorer red 40, yellow 5, blue 1 are all in US Froot Loops and linked to behavioural problems in children by altering brain chemistry, causing inflammation and depleting minerals that are important for growth and development. Sure, you can put 40 vitamins in there, but that doesn't make the bad stuff magically disappear.
God, exactly my feeling. On Wednesday I was totally fine because I just hadn't processed anything. On Thursday I was a wreck. On Friday, I'm in love (just kidding but like .. how do we move forward?) on Friday I'm happy to be commiserating I guess
@@lolitabenitez1136 is hyperbole and sarcastic attacks what make you feel better? Do you *actually* believe everything he said as personal opinion? You know he has staff writers who make his script for the night, correct?
What? Kissass, they use Trump as their cash cow, you dumb moron. It’s all he talked about for the past year promoting and rerunning his speeches because they didn’t write jokes.
I've cried, I've been able to laugh (with other democrats) but I seriously can't take another 4 years of the absolute ignorance of the Trump administration (dictatorship) and more than HALF (wtf) of our nation.
4 years , don't you listen to anything Cobert says, there will never be another election, you guys and gals blew your last chance. Trump will rule for all eternity now lol
WAY more than half. I mean hell, they call it a land slide! In these dark times remember this. He's going to end gay marriage. set womens rights back 50 years. generally be a dictator. bring on World war 3....... just like he NEVER did the first time he was president! All the dumb shit you people said he'd do the first time never happened. You people are hilarious
that is because they are BS, when are you undemocratic supporters ever going to wake up? Well the majority of Americans have your best interests at heart and are looking out for you by getting that evil undemocratic party out of power. SWEEP!!!!
@@LSDdreams808you clearly know so little about him you couldn't even get the initials correct. Look up Bobby. Seeing as you have a psychedelic username you two immediately have common interests. Anybody that advocates psychedelics for PTSD therapy is 1000 times the upgrade. Anybody that wants harmful chemicals removed from our food and water is also 1000 times the upgrade. Steven is talking shit for corporate control reasons even he doesn't understand.
@@LSDdreams808 That is the mindset dictators have. "Everyone else is wrong, but I know I'm right." Maybe start questioning yourself for once, as you are wrong with both of your statements.
@@snowmonkey1 Measles harms. Polio harms. Meningitis harms. Tetanus harms. Vaccines have _risks_ yes, but those risks are absolutely tiny compared to the harm caused by the diseases they protect you from. And even those risks are, for many of the most common vaccines, lower than the risk of taking something "safe" like Tylenol or cough syrup. I recommend taking your medical advice from doctors and medical professionals rather than from politicians and reality TV hosts.
Miserable communist loser clown Stephen Colbert 🙄! Thank God Trump won! 80% of America are sick and tired of the communist Democrats and their insanity!
The far left created MAGA and now it's grown, and for the first time Trump actually won the popular vote, not just an electoral college win. I am a lifelong Dem, voted for Kamala, Biden, Hillary, Obama. Here is why the dems not only lost, but lost big, and trust me, you arent going to like this, you will lash out at me, which is fine. When Joe the Plumber, Jeff the steel worker and Cletus the farmer turn on their TV and see: Entitled college kids protesting in support of a known terrorist organization and it's supporters, when they see trans women being allowed to compete against their daughters in athletics, when they see the other candidate say yes to the question 'Should prison inmates have access to gender change operations', When they see people who cant speak English with good jobs, not just farm pickers but city workers, roofers, construction crews, good paying jobs and see more and more coming over the border nearly unchecked.......guess what they do? They vote Trump.....they join MAGA. There is no more dangerous group in America than the far right. A close 2nd? The far left. So when you carry your "LGBTQ for Hamas" signs through the quad at Harvard just know that this is why Joe and Jeff and Cletus will have no problem voting for a felon. When madman Trump says 'kick them out of college and deport them' they yell "Yeah!". None of these are views I hold, but they are the growing views of a populace that would rather have a madman felon as their president than anything the left runs against him. Keep it up with these extreme left views and we can welcome our first female president in 2028, one called MTG. Get out of the twitter bubble, that is not a representation of the views of America (Joe, Jeff and Cletus)
@@myytchanneldinakoha8498 True, some Dems are insulting. But Republicans voted for Donald Trump, who is - no exaggeration - the most insulting person we've ever seen. I challenge you to name another human being who insults others as much as he does, and provide proof.
Tell them how it is.They're all sick in there heads thank god for trump god help us, And trump will help us.Thank you for being on our side.You're awesome
and we just ended that circus in a huge way, can you say SWEEP!!!! Listen to clowns (Cobert) and you get comments like yours. It is just four years and you can try again, oh wait you believe the shill Cobert and according to him there will never be another election, damn I guess you minions blew your last chance. lol
@SJ-li6ho not yet. He's just the opening act. The real circus takes effect in January. Now that you have the senate, the house and the presidency you have no excuses and no one to blame so get it right for everyone's sake.
@@masonshanks5747 "the last 4 years have been hell. it really can’t get much worse than what we were already living in" - Your ignorance is truly breathtaking.
Oh, just wait about 3 to 6 months at the least. Surely you'll be able to recognize the signs by the end of year one, no matter how clueless you generally like to be. @@masonshanks5747
@@Positive_Tea From what I remember it's from an Italian opera written by Ruggero Leoncavallo, the word Pagliacci can be translated as 'clown', specifically a sad clown because while everyone else can be distracted from reality, he can't even though he wants to. (Think of clown in the classical theater sense, not the modern circus/horror movie sense).
Only the weirdo's got their 💩. This was only a battle, the war on the rapist, con, fascist, continues. Real American's do not quit. 💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇦💙🇵🇷💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇦💙🇵🇷💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇦💙🇵🇷
@@SJ-li6hoconvicted felon, convicted sexual predator , con man, bankruptcies piled to the roof. Buddies with Putin and Kim Jong Un, admires Hitler. Shall I go on.
I feel bad for the American people. They have no idea what they have done to themselves. The Country will be fine, but the people will suffer in the long run. Worst part is that this will affect the world, including rhe climate. Put a corrupt business man in charge, I'm sure he will think about your well being and will in no way attempt to extract more money out of your pockets and feed the already rich billionaires.
Don't feel bad for the American People: they saw the damage he caused during his first term and gave him an Absolute Mandate this time. They deserve what they get, but they can always move up here to Canada.
Exactly! This monologue was for only one audience, the Administrative State! When you're a "comedian" and you push the lines of the State, you're nothing more than an apparatchik. How can you explain the dancing vax sketch?
We natural born citizens agree with you. I’m so sorry you came here only to be faced with such ignorance and bigotry. If you live either New York, Illinois or the West Coast, feel lucky you don’t live where most Trump supporters are. That’s a different country from ours.
@ yes the majority does hate Trump. Have you ever met any Americans? We primarily live on the two coasts. Twenty million people who voted for Biden last election didn’t vote at all this year. There were Democrats who were angry that Kamala wasn’t chosen by primary. So, yes, we Americans hate Trump. He was the worst president in history. He destroyed the economy. He failed to complete any campaign promises. He lost the most jobs to China. He had the highest unemployment ever recorded by the Bureau of Labor Statistics and he killed the most people from Covid of any country. That’s a spectacular list of failures, I’m sure you would agree. Now let’s remember he’s a convicted felon, rapist, and he sold classified documents to Russia. We Americans are hoping he is locked up for at least four years when he’s sentenced in NYC on Nov 20. Be there, it will be wild!
@@itsmetalliceh1966 85 percent of the country lives in big cities, and most are on the two coasts. New York City alone has more people than live in 38 states. You’re out of touch. My state has twelve percent of the total population of the U.S. Washington, DC has more people than Wyoming. yes the majority does hate Trump. Have you ever met any Americans? We primarily live on the two coasts. Twenty million people who voted for Biden last election didn’t vote at all this year. There were Democrats who were angry that Kamala wasn’t chosen by primary. So, yes, we Americans hate Trump. He was the worst president in history. He destroyed the economy. He failed to complete any campaign promises. He lost the most jobs to China. He had the highest unemployment ever recorded by the Bureau of Labor Statistics and he killed the most people from Covid of any country. That’s a spectacular list of failures, I’m sure you would agree. Now let’s remember he’s a convicted felon, rapist, and he sold classified documents to Russia. We Americans are hoping he is locked up for at least four years when he’s sentenced in NYC on Nov 20. Be there, it will be wild!
@@itsmetalliceh1966 "The majority" is not who elected trump. Far too many did not vote. The majority of those who voted. I continue to hope that the majority do, in fact, reject ignorance and bigotry.
I can't wait to laugh at the people who voted for Drumph, thinking he'll lower prices, only to find prices getting even higher thanks to his stupid tariffs!
You realise he wrote a book about the corruption of the FDA which was supported by over 500 sources. He has never been sued for this publishing because everything in it is true.
Other countries will ban Americans for fear they're carrying, now obsolete, diseases. If he's trying to stop people from fleeing the country, putting RFK into healthcare will do the trick.
Thank you Stephen❤ I appreciate that you still seem joyful and not hateful!! Because that’s what they want the opponents to feel. I’ve decided to enjoy this world while it’s there!
Step 1: no more vaccination. Welcome back polio, small pox, & measles. Step 2: stop florinating the water. Yay. "Deliverance" was just a movie about the future! Good job America!
@@Doodelz02 You forgot that he'll be in charge of FDA and USDA (the food overseers) as well. Salmonella and E-coli, come on down and see what you've won!
Stephen, you are a national treasure (NOT an insult-just clarifying, given the state of the nation), and I don't know what I would do without you and those who support the comic relief you supply.
“The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe; for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them.”
The day after the election my employer told us we have to sign up for a new healthcare plan they decided to force on us in the next 2 weeks. Single employee with no family (health and vision insurance/no dental) is going from $30 a month to $300 a month for health insurance only, no dental or vision. Yep Trump becoming president is going to help us regular people save money. What a joke.
@@therealJamieJoyah yes, because private health insurance is always cheaper and more reliable, right? If it really was that simple, we wouldn't have such problems with access to healthcare.
yeah because the Undemocrats are still in power and that has nothing to do with Trump lol Surely Lamala can do something about I mean they are still in charge. Yeah I doubt they could give a shit about you.
@@therealJamieJoyWhere are you finding private insurance that includes dental and vision, is not contributed to by your employer, and does not have income restrictions tied to the rate, for less than $300/month?
@@therealJamieJoy I am definitely not getting insurance through the company. As far as staying tied to them I have been at this job for 18 years so not leaving, yet at least. Just pisses me off that they made this change as soon as they knew they could basically do as they please.
@@peacelove2.0.69 how do we fight the power of the US Military in the wrong hands? (and all the people with the guns). Seriously I want to know CANT SLEEP TERRIFIEDD
trump will not give 6 thousand for new family with baby, no 25 thousand for help buying a house, no 40 thousand to start a new business!! Karma is real and her sister is a B!!!! you get what you vote!! enjoy!!!!!
You guys should really cheer up and be comforted based on past performance: ❤ 1. 4 years of peace and no new Wars for the first time of any president in 70 years 2. Hundreds of thousands of lives and bloodshed that were saved because of the above 3. Hundreds of billions of dollars that were saved and remained in the United States because of the above 4. Record prosperity and lowest unemployment for blacks Hispanics Asians and women since records have been kept 5. Complete energy independence from every nation in the world 6. The increase National Security for all Americans because of the above not having to be dependent or held hostage to other countries for their oil 7. Record low gas and oil prices for over 300 million people because of the above 8. Record low Transportation costs for goods and services and travel of individuals because of the above 9. Record low, almost non-existent inflation because of the above 10. A booming economy for everyone because of the above 11. Permanent funding for the first time in history of historically black colleges and universities 12. Did the most to fight human trafficking and child sex slavery of anyone in our lifetime 13. The most secure border of our lifetime 14. The history of loving and caring about people, paying off their Hospital bills, paying for expensive cutting-edge treatment they couldn't afford, paying people's mortgages off that were in financial distress, letting a homeless black woman that had snuck into one of his high-rise hotel rooms live there for free after she was found out, and countless other good deeds that he's done that he never talks about and are never mentioned by the mouthpiece of satan, the mainstream media, the bullies that owned in control and have all the power and influence and money to brainwash and Trigger and make everyone angry and divided So please tell me, which one of those things do you hate that has made you so angry and triggered that you would fight against those?😢😢😢 I can't imagine anyone would knowingly hate and fight and vote against those things, unless they were really psychologically mentally and emotionally sick, perhaps a racist and a genocidal maniac?😢😢😢 Please help me understand, may God bless and comfort you, may you allow him to wrap his loving arms around you and bring you unto him through his son Jesus Christ, amen❤❤❤❤❤
good .. bc giving all that free shit = higher taxes to the rest of the ppl who dont get that shit .. harris was a moron trying to do that and it backfired.
@nieznanyx when Trump gave 3 trillion to the rich, who then sent it overseas in personal accounts, did you complain? Helping people start small businesses, means employment, clients, etc. I thought Republicans would be interested in business, jobs, etc. You keep on sending your money to the billionaires instead of your family and friends.
Poor Steve. He has a very hard job now. Nothing is funny, especially the crap that will be happening after January. Good luck to us all finding anything to laugh at.
@@charlesmartin1121 charlesmartin1121 🌟 Imagine Dem-mockery with backing from the ENTIRE Hollywood, including star power, celebrities, and financial support, CAN'T even defeat Trump. Isn't that embarrassing? Haha
The idiot that swallowed America comment reminded me of a song in early 1960s: The Eggplant That Ate Chicago. Really stupid song but so stupid it may make you laugh. And most of us need a good laugh right now
@@ceceliaroman861 The media putting in Obama is what eventually led to the ‘Trump response’… So basically the commercializations/idealization of democracy led to a more ‘extreme’ rebuke… Not Trump’s fault; just his credit for recognizing the problem and rising to the occasion.
When you have little townships, that would actually rather spend more on military gear for the 15 police officers than the schools in the area...this is what happens
That's why there was very little laughter after that clip. This is very dangerous and completely real. Maybe he will be poisoned by his McDonald's due to the health restrictions being lifted.
no you would rather take it from someone who is okay mutilating children, it's okay though, the sane majority of Americans made sure you will be safe being that you lack the common sense needed to survive in the real world.
The people who cared so much about Trump and voted for him, will find out how little he cares about them in the years to come . Many who are laughing at us right now, won't laugh for long, believe me !
It won’t matter because, get this, he’s popular and people LIKE him. Unlike Hillary, Biden, Harris….
We’ll be back stronger than ever in 2026.
Wait until the old rubes who voted for Dumpty start seeing their benefits getting slashed. But somehow Dumpty will convince them that it's all the democrats fault.
He will blame others for everything he does. It happened last time, and those morons loved him more than ever.
Ya may change by that point will b better then what we're about to live thru
I live in Australia.
We have a stable government.
Good education.
Good public healthcare.
Good food.
A harmonious society.
No Project 2025
And we don't think we are the greatest nation on earth.
Seems right. Although idk about food. Certainly better quality though even if not good in other ways.
Let's hope we keep it
How easy is it to move down there? And take up permanent residency?
Please start getting your countrymen to boycott American products now. They voted for pain and suffering get it started now.
@@Jayluvlee87 Considering the number of instant death creatures that live there, lifelong residency is easy.
Trust me. We in other countries aren’t laughing at America, we’re horrified.
Yeah, this stopped being funny in early 2021.
@@AdrianColleylol get ready for your reeducation camp, i’m reporting you right now
So are we, so are we. At least those of us who didn't vote for that vile disaster of a human
We're horrified inside the USA too. I think there will be more of us horrified as his administration progresses.
@@dessertlocustTell Elon, Trump, and Jeff Bozos today theirs'.
Guy danced with syringes…
He has to. Big Pharma owns him.
Exactly - evil dude
Fr and all the TDS comments in here by the same people that swore up and down that Joey was good for another four and now they’re so salty that they would rather watch things continue to plummet, following the same pattern established by the current crew and they will continue to cry and complain when costs are lowered and crime rates drop. The fact that they’re belittling the issues with the FDA and ignoring that our food standards have been developed to hurt Americans, as long as the powers above continue to profit.
Just more proof that they’re against anything that actually improves things and prefer to watch everything fail and everyone struggle. All of the exact reasons why they got it handed to them and will continue to be on the losing team since most people are not with them and their extremist ideas.
😂
Typical. Trump avoids prison and we're sentenced to four years.
If we’re lucky.
The state cases he was found guilty he still has to pay that money with interest. Plus Center Park 5 suing him
Wrong, life imprisonment.
Or probably more 😩
@@donnalocke7312correction, we are now responsible to pay his fines and anything Trump😩
This is some weird alternative reality we are living in. Nothing makes sense. Decency and honor are out the door.
RIP Harambe
I'm starting to feel like I've lived too long...this is absolutely not the world I used to live in
I wonder what the "Christian" vote was.
I feel like I went to sleep and woke up in Bizzaro World.
Hopefully we’re in the matrix....
If this country is still functioning after 4 more years of this, it'll be a fucking miracle.
Of course it will function, the hod emperor trump will make sure of that
Remember we have mid term elections. Hopefully pull some additional support in to Congress. 👍
@@doriangrey9702 I hope that's soon enough.
It’ll function, albeit badly, but under a supreme leader who can do whatever he likes…something like N. Korea.
@@doriangrey9702maybe, chances are republicans will now rig all elections or just cancel them
This, coming from the guy with the dancing syringes.
Steven is a sell out. Gots to obey his masters other wise he can’t get staged laughs on his fake dying showing
A conman, a thief, and a rapist walk into a bar. The bartender asks
"What'll it be Mr. Trump?"
LOL That's funny
LOL
😂
Trump 4everrrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@tuyenle8107 I am worried you might mean it and think the joke is actually making Trump look good.
It's not just this country. This also will harm many other countries.
😢
how do you know? is this something you made up in your head, did you talk to leaders from other countries?
@itsmetallicehmetaldetecting416 Take a min, get your head out of your ass.
@@itsmetalliceh1966 Same way you made up in your head that Trump is a good leader.
@@giniaRed mmm.. yeah . Splashback, eh? We'll try to remember to raise the seat ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@itsmetallicehmetaldetecting416 They know because they are getting news from sources other than FOX. I'm German, so trust me when I say his first term has already hurt other countries, where the right-wing lunatics learned from his example. Boris Johnson was basically Trump lite. In Germany, this year the right-wingers had a very worrying landslide win in one of its states. In Austria a right-winger who is basically a mini-me of Trump's idolised historical German politician has gained foothold.
Right-wingers in Europe are openly celebrating Trump's win because they know this will help rhem.
I am flabbergasted at how many people voted for him. Considering his record, the way he speaks of people, the way he threatens people's lives, his use of fear and hate to divide. He doesn't hesitate to show us he is fueled by hate and ego. After all that, we still have people in this country who voted for him. I am genuinely concerned about the mental health of the people who voted for him.
...and there's no cure.
The 11th Hour with Stephanie Ruhle from last night was very enlightening in regards to this issue…
Maybe if Biden had put more money into mental healthcare than into Ukraine, Kamala would have won. 😂
They only think he can make this cheaper, which is also ignorant. The root of all evil, and all that.
Get out of your bubble more often, Trump got both Latinos and Arabamericans to abandon the democrats and vote for him, he earned this win
This man sold his soul to big pharma
Exactly!
Yup
what soul?!!
Along with the ones that support him and wish they could’ve dressed up as syringes and participated in his cringe dance. Seriously, the overall intelligence lvl must be a record low, in order to tubs this guy is entertaining.
So you take absolutely no medicine when you’re sick? No aspirin? No flu medication? Bad news dude, big pharma is not the only group out to scam us. There big landlords, big farm, big oil, big drugstore, big supermarket, big hospital, big car dealer, etc… and it’s only going to get worse.
My aunt voted for him. She has a pension, which means Trump doesn't think she needs her social security. She'll be surprised to hear that.
My mother, father, uncle, aunt, grandparents, sisters, and almost my entire extended family, voted for him. I am a formerly homeless disabled Iraq War Veteran that the Biden administration helped. My sister is a teacher in Texas and my mother is 65 and surviving on social security in Florida. They are proof that republicans are cultists who value their hate more than their love or well-being.
If her pension is tied to the market...cherry on top surprise!😒
Hoping she doesn’t run to you for money
Oh well. Keep reminding her she wanted all the things she's about to get.
That orange puke will bankrupt Social Security in 6 years. That's total and completely bankrupt. Not just a reduction in benefits.
I’m still in shock. We seriously underestimated the size of the Moron Vote in this country.
The density of the population
Well said. I don’t even live there. I live in the now sane sounding UK. How people could vote for a rapist is just beyond me. Tragic dumb and ignorant voters.
Adopting that mindset is why they won and will continue to win.
Me too. No idea how she got 68 million votes
I never underestimated the racist. They are able to be out in the open with it.
Like I’ve said all along trump will NEVER be held accountable for anything he’s ever done. I no longer have any faith what so ever in the justice dept. And now with most of America not believing in the rule of law, this country is in big trouble.
Agreed! The rich 🤑 radical far right Republican Party has ZERO respect for authority , the law, nor the Constitution.
The pendulum swings. In this case, excessively, but the universe has a way of correcting itself. Be vigilant, but don't let this consume you. I mean that sincerely. Be well. 😊
@Jebsnotdead
Are you aware of how many seniors will have no place to go? I'm one. If I had the money I'd leave this country.
When he follows through using the military against citizens... seriously.
He added 8.5 trillion to our debt in 4 years. Imagine now, he's literally broke.
What rules are there that mean anything, if criminals like that get to bypass them, why does anyone have to listen to them?
How did previous presidents get away with this? Didn’t America attack a country because of a person like trump?
Remember when Colbert did the vax dance and then it all came out that the doctors that were censored actually knew what they were talking about?
I remember, He is nothing but a puppet to the oligarchs.
He sold his soul.
Which doctors were allegedly censored?
He's a propagandist for big pharma.
@@derekrequiem4359 Any and all that spoke against.
Maybe if we had an Attorney General who didn't hide under his desk for four years...
That’s for damn sure! If garland hadn’t sat on his butt twiddling his thumbs, trump could have been prosecuted, sentenced, and sent to jail for insurrection by now. He would have been ineligible to ever be the president again. I think garland is actually a maga member in secret. On that note, if Biden would have built a fire under his butt and replaced him if he got no quicker action. Garland had years to bring him to trial. Talk about incompetence!
I was just cursing his name for dragging his feet to not appear political. How about trying to appear like you’re pursuing justice!!!
You guys should really cheer up and be comforted based on past performance
1. 4 years of peace and no new Wars for the first time of any president in 70 years
2. Hundreds of thousands of lives and bloodshed that were saved because of the above
3. Hundreds of billions of dollars that were saved and remained in the United States because of the above
4. Record prosperity and lowest unemployment for blacks Hispanics Asians and women since records have been kept
5. Complete energy independence from every nation in the world
6. The increase National Security for all Americans because of the above not having to be dependent or held hostage to other countries for their oil
7. Record low gas and oil prices for over 300 million people because of the above
8. Record low Transportation costs for goods and services and travel of individuals because of the above
9. Record low, almost non-existent inflation because of the above
10. A booming economy for everyone because of the above
11. Permanent funding for the first time in history of historically black colleges and universities
12. Did the most to fight human trafficking and child sex slavery of anyone in our lifetime
13. The most secure border of our lifetime
14. The history of loving and caring about people, paying off their Hospital bills, paying for expensive cutting-edge treatment they couldn't afford, paying people's mortgages off that were in financial distress, letting a homeless black woman that had snuck into one of his high-rise hotel rooms live there for free after she was found out, and countless other good deeds that he's done that he never talks about and are never mentioned by the mouthpiece of satan, the mainstream media, the bullies that owned in control and have all the power and influence and money to brainwash and Trigger and make everyone angry and divided
So please tell me, which one of those things do you hate that has made you so angry and triggered that you would fight against those?😢😢😢
I can't imagine anyone would knowingly hate and fight and vote against those things, unless they were really psychologically mentally and emotionally sick, perhaps a racist and a genocidal maniac?😢😢😢
Please help me understand, may God bless and comfort you, may you allow him to wrap his loving arms around you and bring you unto him through his son Jesus Christ, amen❤❤❤❤❤
@@claudiamoreno7552 Democrats are weak. They need to go back to their FDR legacy
Who would you like next, Mike Davis or Rudy?
I'm deeply afraid for our country.. ugh! still in shock..
As is most of the rest of the world. Excepting, or course, Russia, China, Iran, North Korea, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, or any tinpot dictator you can think of... Or as Trump regards them: business opportunities.
I’m afraid OF our country. This place is sick in the head.
then leave
Then there's the puppet VP to replace him!@FarBear-by6rw
Is the word afraid or ashamed, time will tell. Good luck in the coming years.
In Europe we’re terrified, too. Unfortunately, we live on the same planet.
Europe will be fine. More independence from the U.S. is LONG overdue.
In Australia we are rapidly realising how small the planet is..
@@MickeyGee73Don't speak for us, Trump is a great example for Australian politics. Stfu
Y'all need to chill? Just sit back, torch up and enjoy the unbridled stupidity! It's gonna be a great season 🤌 i can tell.
I’m sorry everyone will have to pay for the lack of knowledge how our government, economy, and international relations work of more than half of the American voters. We in America-especially those who are in vulnerable groups-are absolutely terrified as well. Let’s just say our “early exit” hotlines were completely overwhelmed.
Watching people defend the establishment and then feel enlightened is the real joke. RFK is a great American.
Colbert is the biggest joke in this video. What an epic sellout.
History will not be kind to these brainwashed morons. Imagine ripping on the guy that wants to make America healthy. 🥴
WAS. RFK was a great American.
RFKjr is a bit odd to put it mildly.
I agree these clowns think it's OK to poison our food and then get us hooked on lifetime drugs.
@@junglechick13 If RFK was tasked with the exact same goals, but under a blue colored banner, you'd have exactly the opposite opinion.
Re: RFK Jr and vaccines. Some of the worst infant tragedies I witnessed as a pediatric RN were any fetus exposed during pregnancy to rubella, when mother was never vaccinated against rubella.
He’s not anti vaccine. You are being lied to.
Exactly. The toll that stopping vaccines will have is incalculable.
Yes he is @@ivanvincent7534
@ivanvincent7534 hugh..? How do you think he got his fame in maga ..? You are the one who is misinformed.
Exactly and the cost to human lives/abilities without vaccines is incalculable. But it’s going to be great according to the voters.
I feel like I’m having a nightmare & can’t wake up! 😡
Me too
Me too 🥺😩😭
Maybe, like in Idiocracy, we can go into the future, and bypass the next four years. Wait…are we in a time loop?
Plz don’t
When Adams first spoke about the American Dream
He failed to mention that nightmares are Dreams too !
I want to.go to sleep for 4 years 😢
The actual answer is that this country will never be the same again. Of course that is actually the given.
It already hasn't been. The other guy's disregard for treaties and ambassadorship has shaken our relationships with our closest, oldest allies. It's sickening. I'm deeply afraid but surrou ded by Trumpsters who are, from what I can tell, very misinformed. He takes advantage of busy, disinterested people too drained to care or be told to care.
How did she lose? How did I not see? Only POC seem unsurprised.
Of course, Gerrymandering, the electoral college, methods to kick registered voters off of rolls all may help. I'm not sure how many felons would've voted for V.P. Harris, but since they can't vote, we'll never know.
How was it not even close, though?
Not that it ever was.
The world will never be the same, since he will nuke NATO and 'end the war in Ukraine' by ending US support. Authoritarianism spreads :/
And then there's the possibility of a full nationwide abortion ban, the end of the education dept and defunding of public education, and Elon musk in charge of commerce, and RFK in charge of health. RFK is a vaccine skeptic. MAKE POLIO AND SMALLPOX GREAT AGAIN!
Of course, the Harris campaign did not want the country to be the same again. -It wanted the country to be better. We can work locally to improve things. There are various organizations to join (like food banks or shelters, tutoring students on reading or math, Bif Brother/Sister), or even just helping an elderly neighbor get to the grocery store or doctors' appointments. It makes a difference one person at a time.
@@janetl9984 - That is my plan, although no youngster myself at 61 now. We can all do what we can, where we are, w what we have. I have limited resources, but do have decent car and a little spare time to lend a hand. MY ONLY condition is I will refuse to help any RED HATS. They wanted this idiocracy, this f@cking travesty of justice. Let them all deal w this madness w zero help from us 'libs' lol! 💙
RFK is a true hero. Make America Healthy Again!!!
He's killed hundreds, so far, by spreading ANTI-VAX propaganda about the Measles vaccine, look it up.
He has no medical background, he's an attorney.
Now that is hilarious!🤣
Yes, RFK was... *RFK, Jr. on the other hand, is a completely different animal; a horse of a different color. WOW. So sad.
@@dawnw.6559 hilarious that you believe whatever narrative is dictated on your left wing bias channels instead of researching why he has been smeared. Whenever someone is smeared it means they are going up against powerful people.
@@annestewart5741 Notice something? None of you people say anything of value about him. You don't even know his positions, because your brain is filled with statist propaganda.
This will be my only source of news the next four years 😢
Me too
@@juliehagigeorges3939me three!
Yeah, I came to the same conclusion. Though I wish there were no orange man clips.
And Jimmy Kimmel.
Same. I cannot bear to watch anything other than late night comedy, to find out what's happening 😔
the con man wins against the prosecuter... this is very disturbing☹️
Well, they threw it to a jury of 300 Mn pax
Well, the jury of his peers (the American people) rendered their verdict, so...
Yeah...Trump got basically the same number of votes as 2020, but 13-15 million people who voted for Biden just decided to nope-out on Harris. So...we can't blame the MAGAts. That's what makes me saddest/maddest. Trump didn't win--Dems just decided they didn't care enough to win.
@@ダニエル-x5dA.k.a. stupidity and derangement, like the Orange Foolius.
@@joliecideNo they didn't.
Taking bets on how long it takes RFK and Elon to tick off Trump and get fired.
Four months, tops....
Indeed. I think within a year. That seems to be the average. I can't see Musk continuing to kiss his backside for even that long...
Maybe two or three Scaramucci’s? This timeline is a joke.
Before Jan 20th
Damn... This comment gave me hope
A message to everyone involved in this show from about as far away as you can get from New York, Australia. I’ve been so sad post the U.S. election, terrified for what the result means for our planet. Consequently, I’ve been avoiding looking at American clips in case it makes me sad. I can’t imagine how difficult it is for you guys to be producing light entertainment right now, but you’re doing it. And watching it makes me feel safe to take my head out of the sand. Thank you. You’re amazing.
Ditto - also from Australia. Meanwhile, at home, they are prediciting a 36 billion dollar negative affect on our economy due to Trump's tariffs and the RBA is predicting higher interest and mortgage rates.
Y’all are sad. I live here. I’m beyond sad. I’m sad and distraught.
@@susansmart6998, I think I am living in denial because I can’t handle the truth. And, after all the pundits weigh in, at the end of the day, I think many Americans could not see a woman of color as our leader. But, listening to her campaign & her debate performance, she could have done the job well. 😢
@@lorenvaron3736people vote mainly for the "feel" that they get from the candidat, not the words been spoken....
@@lorenvaron3736she had plans, not just the ‘concept of a plan’
Inflation is 2.4%, unemployment is 4.1%, so far this year my portfolio has grown ~33% which is ridiculous. VOO - Vanguard Index funds is up 33.83% over the last year. Gas was $2.99 at Marathon which is super cheap where I live. Let's see where this is in a year with Le Gran Orange.
We are in for very hard times. No one can actually understand how bad it will become. And permanently.
But with Biden they couldn’t buy eggs they said 😂 our country is dumb as fk
Maga country IS dumb as fk. And maybe if they didn't spend their money on all of the tdump merch and donations to his grifter fat ass they could afford eggs.
yeah but the dummies think prices are high! so the economy is suffering...it's probably because the majority of those who voted for Trump think they should be paid well for graduating high school only.
Might be a good time to divest before the crash.
Thank you, Stephen, for all you do. I appreciate you and consider you a hero of our democracy.
Turds like this is the reason Trump won 😂😂
no wonder the undemocratic party lost with people who could believe anything that the paid shill Cobert says lol shows their lack of intelligence
And help us to laugh at the s-- show
Stephen is a leftist propaganda puppet to the Elite democratic establishment. He's a phony and a fake
@@barbhensiek3793 , Heroes are buried in Arlington Cemetery. You don’t deserve to say or write the words. You and Stephania are Pathetic
They complain about FOOD prices while
loaded down with trump "memorabilia"
Go figure
Sick people!!
Food prices will be much higher. Then they'll blame it on Biden, not their god king.
Oh, well when they lose their jobs, perhaps trump will buy those gold sneakers back. As if? RFK seriously?
@@TheNannyomi45I'd love to know how many people actually received their gold sneakers...
No sympathy whatsoever for the asshats holding Nazi boat parades complaining about the price of eggs at Krogers.
Shame on Colbert for not properly adressing the health issues RFK is trying to help his country with, a ridiculously unhealthy country that needs this change to happen asap
@odrauding2
His (*RFK, Jr.'s) beliefs & practices are risky, hazardous, harmful & dangerous... & sometimes illegal. He's definitely not the best role model.
*RFK, Jr. -- *NOT* RFK.
RFK Jr has stood up to big Pharma and big chemical producing companies. A lot of the foods that we sell here in America are illegal to sell over in Europe because the number of chemicals in them. Stephen Colbert is a shill big Pharma, big corporate companies, and mainstream media. I remember when he had John Stewart on his show during the pandemic and he was trying to silence him, albeit with a smile on his face, when John was trying to tell everyone that Covid was most likely made in lab. And at that time, the government was telling Twitter and Facebook to silence people and call it misinformation when they shared that. Stephen Colbert is a slave to the system that writes his checks.
@@Lorraine-g5w RFK jr is a horrible person to lead healthcare issues in this country. He’ll want us drinking bleach or oh wait that’s Trump.
But fluoride is ok?
It's like people are against Americans becoming healthy. Wtf is wrong with people.
I can hear House MD's voice in my head saying "We saved the babies from abortion so they can die from measles and tainted milk."
Cruelty may very well be the point after all 🤷♂️
You left out some things………….
You guys should really cheer up and be comforted based on his past performance:
1. 4 years of peace and no new Wars for the first time of any president in 70 years
2. Hundreds of thousands of lives and bloodshed that were saved because of the above
3. Hundreds of billions of dollars that were saved and remained in the United States because of the above
4. Record prosperity and lowest unemployment for blacks Hispanics Asians and women since records have been kept
5. Complete energy independence from every nation in the world
6. The increase National Security for all Americans because of the above not having to be dependent or held hostage to other countries for their oil
7. Record low gas and oil prices for over 300 million people because of the above
8. Record low Transportation costs for goods and services and travel of individuals because of the above
9. Record low, almost non-existent inflation because of the above
10. A booming economy for everyone because of the above
11. Permanent funding for the first time in history of historically black colleges and universities
12. Did the most to fight human trafficking and child sex slavery of anyone in our lifetime
13. The most secure border of our lifetime
14. The history of loving and caring about people, paying off their Hospital bills, paying for expensive cutting-edge treatment they couldn't afford, paying people's mortgages off that were in financial distress, letting a homeless black woman that had snuck into one of his high-rise hotel rooms live there for free after she was found out, and countless other good deeds that he's done that he never talks about and are never mentioned by the mouthpiece of satan, the mainstream media, the bullies that owned in control and have all the power and influence and money to brainwash and Trigger and make everyone angry and divided
So please tell me, which one of those things do you hate that has made you so angry and triggered that you would fight against those?😢😢😢
I can't imagine anyone would knowingly hate and fight and vote against those things, unless they were really psychologically mentally and emotionally sick, perhaps a racist and a genocidal maniac?😢😢😢
Please help me understand, may God bless and comfort you, may you allow him to wrap his loving arms around you and bring you unto him through his son Jesus Christ, amen❤❤❤❤❤
Just know there was a law they wanted to pass around COVID times where they were gonna make formula easier to obtain for babies and republicans shot it down.
Bring back the Tide pods!!!
RFK Jr. in charge of the nation's health care...oh how the worm has turned.
Nice -- I see what you did there.
Ultimate form of the worm, takes control of a Kennedy and parasite the dominant government of the top species on the planet
Not the bore worms
….and depression
I see RFK getting screwed over and not getting a cabinet position
How many electoral college votes does the state of shock get?
None, because the state of denial says the election never happened...
Witty and very, very funny!
LOL! Thank you!
Three…. zeroes. Two wide eyes and a wide open mouth 😮…
We will just have to sit back, proverbially, and wait to see him ruining things with his concepts of a plan, helping himself and the rich, and starts enacting fascist ideas from Project 25 (which they said he wouldn’t)… and see if they start complaining about him being the person we all said he is. They might not admit it out loud, but hopefully they’ll self reflect on the facts.
The first year or so will be fine because he’ll be riding the success of Biden/Harris, but once he, and his swamp fillers, start making bad decisions, everyone will see he’s not this messiah but rather a megalomaniac.
Um, let’s hope -50!
Truly uplifting at this moment in time. Thank Colbert. New Zealand shivering with reaction to events in USA.
So is the U.S.A. 😢
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Were going to miss dull boring
Joe Biden. He actually had people who were qualified for their jobs.
Bobby kennedy Jr for health. That's rich
No, *he's* rich. That's why he's in the running for the seat.
a lot of people are going to die
Over the counter growth hormones and steroids for all.
Trump’s woman he appointed in 2016 over education said she’d NEVER set foot in a public school and didn’t intend to. Our children pay the price for the 🤑 rich raunchy radical far right Republican terrorists running America now for 4 years of hatred & chaos & padding their already fat bulging wallets!💰
@@stevenhughes712 Brain worms for all. At least them we wouldn't know how fu@ked we all are.
💙💙💙 stay strong everyone.
I can’t 😞
Maybe tomorrow / I’ll try again
GOD BLESS DONALD TRUMP
Not too soon to prepare for midterm elections! 2026! Let's celebrate with the House majority and 60 Senators, hard work but so worthwhile. Sweet way to celebrate 250 years of DEMOCRACY. We will resist, we will persist!! ,💙⚖️🗽⚖️💙
Here comes the iron lung wards from the 1950's for the polio victims, thanks RFK JR.
Where will you find nurses or doctors?
Pandemic forced many out. many already dead from pandemic ignorance
Fun fact there was a polio outbreak in New York State in 2022. The virus was detected via wastewater monitoring. There was only one directly confirmed case when it paralyzed an unvaccinated individual. After an effort to bolster the vaccination rate in the effective counties it was no longer detected in early 2023.
Hey, they wanted the 50s back. That's what the "again" in MAGA is about. Of course, for most of them it's rather the 1850s.
I really, really hate to break it to you… No one knows how to manufacture, fabricate, assemble, or repair those anymore. So people would be relying on a positive pressure ventilator… Most likely.
trump wants the old, weak and feble to just die. Guess he doesn't realize he's on that list.
The future looks bright
Yes, it does! ANYTHING would have been better than Kamala! America NEEDS A LOT of change! Shaking things up might ACTUALLY start the process of a better America! Unfortunately, no one could weed out all the disgusting crap that goes on in 4 years! I just hope it is a great start!
Thinking trump cares about you is like thinking the stripper is actually into you
Brokies who think the trust fund brat of a New York slumlord is going to make their lives better are in for a lot of anger and blaming the wrong people
(Which is the least effective way to solve any problem, but it's fun to watch people you hate not understand that.)
You leave Cinnamon out of this
@@pickledhobbitsYeah! She/He's MY wife/ husband!
@@pickledhobbits Thanks for the laugh!
😂😂😂😂😂
I saw a sign in my neighborhood today saying "We Won't Bow Down to Kings". Everyone one of us has to fight for our Republic to survive.
I’m so sorry I didn’t know you had lost your freedom obviously you have NEVER been without freedom or you would know what that looked like and was…..it’s clear you do not…. Yoyr going to have a rough time
were you sleeping? you just witnessed what you speak of! The majority rose up and saved the republic from the evil undemocratic party, and in record fashion. Can you say SWEEP!!! To bad that according to your geniuses (Cobert) you just blew the last chance to vote now that Trump is going to rule forever lol
@@hollyjones8775 and you are naive if you think it can't happen to the US
@@hollyjones8775Millions of women absolutely had their right to body autonomy stripped away from them. I am one of them.
@hollyjones8775 See, what you don't know is that Bannon and the other cronies believe that it was a mistake to extend the vote to such a wide portion of the population. So who were the last people in our country to get the right to vote? Black people and women. I'm guessing you fit into one of those categories. You're next
I am not laughing at America, I am praying for you.
Thank you so much for your prayers!
@@Tocsin-Bang look up the clip of him dancing in the dump truck vest 🦺 ??!! I find him unlikeable, too, but DAMN!😂🤌
Prayer is how we got into this mess.
@@glarynth it's been 9 goddamn years. I hated that p.o.s hated him .I let go of the hate today . For my own health. It's something you should do right now because that hate WILL gradually increase and IT'S BEEN NINE YEARS, I Can't
@@Tocsin-Bang it's been 9 goddamn years. I hated that p.o.s hated him .I let go of the hate today . For my own health. It's something you should do right now because that hate WILL gradually increase and IT'S BEEN NINE YEARS, I Can't
12:11 Stephen's singing gave me chills... that's where I want to be during Trump's presidency.
His best singing to date - must be an inspiring prospect.
The fact that 54% of the country reads at a 5th grade level or below explains a lot.
Not a surprise and they’re probably all Trumpers! ❤️🤍💙
And it’s gonna get worse when Trump dismantles the Department of Education.
🙄🙄🙄
What percentage of the population are women? I guess they cared about other issues or Kamala would have won easily...
I have said it before and Ill say it again - homeschoolers. Look, I was homeschooled by paranoid Republican abusive parents - I was indoctrinated, abused, totally isolated, and so were the other kids I grew up with. It was a cult. Part of his cult. Look into it - there's no regulation on homeschooling whatsoever. Nobody checks if education is happening, or if the kids even exist. There's no requirement in most states to even provide education. One family I knew was reported to CPS because their 9 yr old couldn't read, and all CPS said was that her parents had the right to educate her at their own pace. Nobody flipping cares. That's the most horrifying thing about eliminating the Department of Education. There are thousands of kids in America being tortured to death behind closed doors, and it's only going to get worse.
I’m relying on Colbert, Fallon, Stewart, Kimmel and Oliver to get me thru the next 4 years, I picked a bad week to quit drinking!!
I sure picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue.
@@cogboy302 you beat me to that line, hahahahaha
Don't forget Seth Myers.
I'm quitting too!!!! We can do it!!!
Let's just hope that Project 2025 doesn't put a stop to them!
shows like this are the reason trump won..THANK YOU
Spot on 💯 Stephen should grow another ear and listen to the American ppl
The bubble is strong
No people trapped in that echo chamber of lies from Faux "news" and other extremists and not being able to differentiate between the lies they're told and the truth they could have easily researched is what got us here. So, thank YOU.
@GraceDavis-sp1ey you are delusional .RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA ..never happened on faux news .
When you say "Faux "news" " do you mean fake news or Fox news? I can't tell.
People who think that RFK Jr. will somehow ban food additives are in for a rude awakening. Those chemical companies are big, profitable businesses, and that would require increased regulation, which are things Big Daddy Trump supports and opposes, respectively.
Yeah, most of the ingredients in front loops and other cereals are the added vitamins, to actually make it somewhat nutritious.
And with the corrupted extreme (6) Court’s overturning of the Chevron Deference Doctrine, the scientists and medical experts that inform the FDA…no longer have “deference.”
Anything goes, and bigger profits rule! Safety, be damned!
The whole notion of RFK Jr. being involved with HHS, FDA, etc. as a "czar" is beyond ludicrous. Aside from that, I thought "Republicans" HATED "czars"... aren't they inherently evil and nefarious, at least whenever that tag is derisively applied to a "Demoncrat" - the hypocrisy of these f*cking people goes to infinity, I swear. This unqualified, privileged know-nothing could be a poster boy for the Dunning-Kruger effect. Eliminating fluoride from the water supply... seriously? Many won't remember or weren't even alive at the time, but 40 years ago that was a punchline to illustrate how crazy fringe crackpots like this were. But that was back in the day when sanity still had some traction in what used to be the Republican party (RIP - 1854-2023).
I saw that maltodextrin was the second ingredient. That is a flavor-enhancing sugar so lab-altered that the body doesn't recognize it and stores it as abdomen fat. That's what passes for breakfast for decades now. I'm all for being critical of processed foods, especially because they negatively affect intelligence and mental health, but that rfk is a charlatan. I tend to think he'll be marginalized.
@@elaexplorer red 40, yellow 5, blue 1 are all in US Froot Loops and linked to behavioural problems in children by altering brain chemistry, causing inflammation and depleting minerals that are important for growth and development.
Sure, you can put 40 vitamins in there, but that doesn't make the bad stuff magically disappear.
Thank you Stephen for the laughter; I was so distraught yesterday I couldn’t watch the news. We need to brace ourselves for what is to come 🙏🏿
something very Evil
God, exactly my feeling. On Wednesday I was totally fine because I just hadn't processed anything. On Thursday I was a wreck. On Friday, I'm in love (just kidding but like .. how do we move forward?) on Friday I'm happy to be commiserating I guess
I see no reason to watch the established media. They are either feeling us BS, or completely out of touch with reality.
@@lolitabenitez1136 is hyperbole and sarcastic attacks what make you feel better? Do you *actually* believe everything he said as personal opinion? You know he has staff writers who make his script for the night, correct?
@@mynameisntleo Do you know what comedy is?
More thankful than ever for Stephen and his writers and staff.
Only for as long as he is allowed to speak, my friend. Enjoy while we can and pray.
What? Kissass, they use Trump as their cash cow, you dumb moron. It’s all he talked about for the past year promoting and rerunning his speeches because they didn’t write jokes.
@@charlenenowicki9671zzzzzz
Sad to think they probably get bags of death threats daily.
Yes, and Pfizer who pay their salaries
How dare Trump stop corporations from putting t chemicals in the food! I want corporate chemicals!!!
Poor worm died of malnutrition.
Made me laugh 😅 tks.
Brilliant!! Love that!!
Wasn't vaccinated
starvation
😂😂😂😂 best comment ever!!! 😂😂😂👏👏
I've cried, I've been able to laugh (with other democrats) but I seriously can't take another 4 years of the absolute ignorance of the Trump administration (dictatorship) and more than HALF (wtf) of our nation.
4 years , don't you listen to anything Cobert says, there will never be another election, you guys and gals blew your last chance. Trump will rule for all eternity now lol
WAY more than half. I mean hell, they call it a land slide! In these dark times remember this. He's going to end gay marriage. set womens rights back 50 years. generally be a dictator. bring on World war 3....... just like he NEVER did the first time he was president! All the dumb shit you people said he'd do the first time never happened. You people are hilarious
The US justice system is largely to blame for having someone with such criminal cases and convictions to ascend the presidency
that is because they are BS, when are you undemocratic supporters ever going to wake up? Well the majority of Americans have your best interests at heart and are looking out for you by getting that evil undemocratic party out of power. SWEEP!!!!
Most countries have laws to prevent felons from standing for high office, and voters who would ve ashamed to vote for one.
Cure Autism Now
It's ENTIRELY to blame -- specifically, Merrick Garland.
I think we should all move in with those rich 🤬.
RFK Jr seems like a substantial upgrade to Rachel Levine
How dare you say that!!!!!! Jfk Jr is a loser
@@LSDdreams808you clearly know so little about him you couldn't even get the initials correct. Look up Bobby. Seeing as you have a psychedelic username you two immediately have common interests. Anybody that advocates psychedelics for PTSD therapy is 1000 times the upgrade. Anybody that wants harmful chemicals removed from our food and water is also 1000 times the upgrade. Steven is talking shit for corporate control reasons even he doesn't understand.
@@LSDdreams808 You can't even write his damn name right.
@radicalesotericcentrist who cares what matters is im right an you are all wrong
@@LSDdreams808 That is the mindset dictators have. "Everyone else is wrong, but I know I'm right." Maybe start questioning yourself for once, as you are wrong with both of your statements.
Just a reminder to everyone, if you need any vaccines/boosters, get them in the next couple of months.
@@snowmonkey1wait, you’re saying the COVID boosters are unsafe? Do you have any evidence?
@@Positive_TeaThey never do
@@snowmonkey1 Measles harms. Polio harms. Meningitis harms. Tetanus harms.
Vaccines have _risks_ yes, but those risks are absolutely tiny compared to the harm caused by the diseases they protect you from. And even those risks are, for many of the most common vaccines, lower than the risk of taking something "safe" like Tylenol or cough syrup.
I recommend taking your medical advice from doctors and medical professionals rather than from politicians and reality TV hosts.
@@altragwish I could like your comment 100x!
@@altrag Before jumping to conclusions… I have taken all of those shots and I support all of them… It’s just the covid one I think is harmful.
"The government you elect is the government you deserve" Thomas Jefferson.
Wrong! Not in this age
I agree with that for those who elected Trump but the rest of us did not
@@gailpiersol3131won the popular vote too y’all are the minority now cry harder losers 😂😂
Typical response from maga.@@JoeJohnson-i9d
@ you’re a women, what makes you think you have any say, yall need to learn your place which is in the kitchen
It’s all insanity. Thank you for rallying Mr. Colbert. I’m with you. 💙 😢
Miserable communist loser clown Stephen Colbert 🙄! Thank God Trump won! 80% of America are sick and tired of the communist Democrats and their insanity!
proof Stephen is a disney princess 11:39
I need them to make a short of the jokes that preceded that song😅
Great voice, Colbert!!
Thank you for your writers, your presentation, and your ability to keep us sane.
great voice if you like hearing a paid shill to sell you BS lol
Thank you, Stephen, for all you do. I appreciate you and consider you a hero of our democracy.
I came here after a while. My god the propaganda. It looks very credible but my god
"Never underestimate the stupidity of the American people." - George Carlin
Even Einstein said that intelligence has a limit - stupidity does not!
Why is intelligence and common sense always the underdog even when the shit hits the fan?
The far left created MAGA and now it's grown, and for the first time Trump actually won the popular vote, not just an electoral college win. I am a lifelong Dem, voted for Kamala, Biden, Hillary, Obama. Here is why the dems not only lost, but lost big, and trust me, you arent going to like this, you will lash out at me, which is fine.
When Joe the Plumber, Jeff the steel worker and Cletus the farmer turn on their TV and see: Entitled college kids protesting in support of a known terrorist organization and it's supporters, when they see trans women being allowed to compete against their daughters in athletics, when they see the other candidate say yes to the question 'Should prison inmates have access to gender change operations', When they see people who cant speak English with good jobs, not just farm pickers but city workers, roofers, construction crews, good paying jobs and see more and more coming over the border nearly unchecked.......guess what they do? They vote Trump.....they join MAGA.
There is no more dangerous group in America than the far right. A close 2nd? The far left. So when you carry your "LGBTQ for Hamas" signs through the quad at Harvard just know that this is why Joe and Jeff and Cletus will have no problem voting for a felon. When madman Trump says 'kick them out of college and deport them' they yell "Yeah!". None of these are views I hold, but they are the growing views of a populace that would rather have a madman felon as their president than anything the left runs against him. Keep it up with these extreme left views and we can welcome our first female president in 2028, one called MTG. Get out of the twitter bubble, that is not a representation of the views of America (Joe, Jeff and Cletus)
See, comments like this is exactly why the American people went Republican. They’re tired of dems calling them stupid.
@@myytchanneldinakoha8498 True, some Dems are insulting. But Republicans voted for Donald Trump, who is - no exaggeration - the most insulting person we've ever seen. I challenge you to name another human being who insults others as much as he does, and provide proof.
RFK Jr's gonna do to the FDA what he did to that whale.
😅😅
He's a weirdo..
And the baby bear he dispatched in NY.
Joking aside ... yes.
Can't understand anything Croaky Kennedy says.
Hey Colbert, make my groceries affordable again. 🇺🇸 no fluoride 😂 go RFK
Tell them how it is.They're all sick in there heads thank god for trump god help us, And trump will help us.Thank you for being on our side.You're awesome
Lab monkeys escaping just in time to cause a pandemic for Donnie to mishandle? Yep... fits the script.
'Planet of the Apes' comes to mind...
gosh I wonder who let the monkeys out?
Trump 4everrrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If the end of the world turns out to go the way I think it will, at least I'll go laughing
The Planet of the Apes is coming.
I cried for a solid hour, then came back ready to fight the fash. Solidarity from NZ
Maybe you will take refugees at some point. I am horrified.
Can I come stay with you? Idk if u heard but the the prez said “América is a garbage can.” Turns out he was right.
Fight the Fash. I like that.
Disappointed and mind boggled but no reason to cry. We will get hurt but we get to have the last laugh. Midterms cannot come soon enough.
Lol you need help my dear,, please get some
Are we all antifa now? 😅😢😭
Elect a clown, get a circus.🤡🎪
and we just ended that circus in a huge way, can you say SWEEP!!!! Listen to clowns (Cobert) and you get comments like yours. It is just four years and you can try again, oh wait you believe the shill Cobert and according to him there will never be another election, damn I guess you minions blew your last chance. lol
what would that make koomala?
She'll be fine. You guys are screwed. @@thanosianthemadtitanic
No Biden has gone.
@SJ-li6ho not yet. He's just the opening act. The real circus takes effect in January. Now that you have the senate, the house and the presidency you have no excuses and no one to blame so get it right for everyone's sake.
Republicans took the house...now back to the T.D.S show with Stephen Colbert 😂😂😂
clean sweep, but the blue brains think they are the majority.
LOL!
Its all they got
Now I understand how the Zombies took over in The Last of Us, RFK jr was put in charge of health and outlawed everything.
Lolol!
Oh Gawd, help us ...
@@charlenenowicki9671 RFK and Trump already look like their faces are gonna split apart and a giant fungus will take over both rotted bodies
Ban abortion asap - the great American people
Bring it on, I'm looking forward to joining the Fireflies!
We're well inside the event horizon of a Dark Age.
the last 4 years have been hell. it really can’t get much worse than what we were already living in
@@masonshanks5747 - yet here you are, freely speaking. Don't f**k up in the next 4 years.
@@masonshanks5747 "the last 4 years have been hell. it really can’t get much worse than what we were already living in" - Your ignorance is truly breathtaking.
Oh, just wait about 3 to 6 months at the least. Surely you'll be able to recognize the signs by the end of year one, no matter how clueless you generally like to be. @@masonshanks5747
@ enlighten me then since i’m ignorant
Still shaking my head up here in Canada 🇨🇦 😢
Our polite and quiet baby brother. PLEASE learn from this and never do what we just did. (I need my escape hatch) * wink *
We have to worry about the Maple Magas in Canada, though. We could end up in almost the same situation if “Trump 2.0” Pierre Poilievre gets voted in.
Cure Autism Now
We will follow them with Poilievre. Alberta is already Trump country
@@nanazad54 Indeed! We need better Leader options to choose from.
It's not about race, abortion, illegals, healthcare, etc. Colbert is on the lists.
This is genuinely heart breaking to watch, Stephen is breaking inside while the crowd just laughing like the house is not on fire
There may be a lot of Pagliaccis in this cycle. We should support them.
@@emydonavan6254what does that mean. Never heard of that word
@@Positive_Tea From what I remember it's from an Italian opera written by Ruggero Leoncavallo, the word Pagliacci can be translated as 'clown', specifically a sad clown because while everyone else can be distracted from reality, he can't even though he wants to. (Think of clown in the classical theater sense, not the modern circus/horror movie sense).
@@Positive_Tea it’s the Italian word for clown (I think?) and I think there’s a famous clown called this who is depressed.
@@Positive_Teathe clown who can make everyone laugh but himself. 😢
Congrats, America on electing our first fascist president. One for the history books.
Don't you mean second, Biden was first and wasn't Trump already Pres? Kinda makes your whole point stupid. lol
Whats your evidence?
Only the weirdo's got their 💩. This was only a battle, the war on the rapist, con, fascist, continues. Real American's do not quit. 💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇦💙🇵🇷💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇦💙🇵🇷💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇦💙🇵🇷
@@SJ-li6ho Jan 6 insurrection when rightwing domestic terrorists tried to over throw democracy
@@SJ-li6hoconvicted felon, convicted sexual predator , con man, bankruptcies piled to the roof.
Buddies with Putin and Kim Jong Un, admires Hitler. Shall I go on.
I feel bad for the American people. They have no idea what they have done to themselves. The Country will be fine, but the people will suffer in the long run. Worst part is that this will affect the world, including rhe climate. Put a corrupt business man in charge, I'm sure he will think about your well being and will in no way attempt to extract more money out of your pockets and feed the already rich billionaires.
It's far worse. far, far worse.
Don't feel bad for the American People: they saw the damage he caused during his first term and gave him an Absolute Mandate this time. They deserve what they get, but they can always move up here to Canada.
That's not true. The reality is, that half of us have no idea what they've done to all of us.
No, don't make excuses for them. They know what they did.
Oh, many of us are aware.
We are just surrounded by people who aren't aware and (more frighteningly) don't care.
As a British citizen it’s so sad to read these comments and see how brainwashed you all are. Wake up and MAHA!!!
Not all!
Heal? Hate? Happy?
Exactly! This monologue was for only one audience, the Administrative State! When you're a "comedian" and you push the lines of the State, you're nothing more than an apparatchik. How can you explain the dancing vax sketch?
It's trump derangement syndrome. They're infected and this is no cure
I’m an immigrant and us citizen and I love America.im disappointed and shocked about the result of the election😔
We natural born citizens agree with you. I’m so sorry you came here only to be faced with such ignorance and bigotry. If you live either New York, Illinois or the West Coast, feel lucky you don’t live where most Trump supporters are. That’s a different country from ours.
@@danielgloverpiano7693 no, the majority don't or were you asleep during the election?
@ yes the majority does hate Trump. Have you ever met any Americans? We primarily live on the two coasts. Twenty million people who voted for Biden last election didn’t vote at all this year. There were Democrats who were angry that Kamala wasn’t chosen by primary. So, yes, we Americans hate Trump. He was the worst president in history. He destroyed the economy. He failed to complete any campaign promises. He lost the most jobs to China. He had the highest unemployment ever recorded by the Bureau of Labor Statistics and he killed the most people from Covid of any country. That’s a spectacular list of failures, I’m sure you would agree. Now let’s remember he’s a convicted felon, rapist, and he sold classified documents to Russia. We Americans are hoping he is locked up for at least four years when he’s sentenced in NYC on Nov 20. Be there, it will be wild!
@@itsmetalliceh1966
85 percent of the country lives in big cities, and most are on the two coasts. New York City alone has more people than live in 38 states. You’re out of touch. My state has twelve percent of the total population of the U.S. Washington, DC has more people than Wyoming.
yes the majority does hate Trump. Have you ever met any Americans? We primarily live on the two coasts. Twenty million people who voted for Biden last election didn’t vote at all this year. There were Democrats who were angry that Kamala wasn’t chosen by primary. So, yes, we Americans hate Trump. He was the worst president in history. He destroyed the economy. He failed to complete any campaign promises. He lost the most jobs to China. He had the highest unemployment ever recorded by the Bureau of Labor Statistics and he killed the most people from Covid of any country. That’s a spectacular list of failures, I’m sure you would agree. Now let’s remember he’s a convicted felon, rapist, and he sold classified documents to Russia. We Americans are hoping he is locked up for at least four years when he’s sentenced in NYC on Nov 20. Be there, it will be wild!
@@itsmetalliceh1966 "The majority" is not who elected trump. Far too many did not vote. The majority of those who voted. I continue to hope that the majority do, in fact, reject ignorance and bigotry.
I can't wait to laugh at the people who voted for Drumph, thinking he'll lower prices, only to find prices getting even higher thanks to his stupid tariffs!
And the economy tanking from retaliatory tariffs on U.S. goods.
Yep - it's going to be a raw, rude awakening for SO many of them.
He'll blame Democrats and his supporters will believe him
@@robbannstromit’ll be bad for you as well.
Everything RFK JR says we should do I will not do
I got three vaccines today!!! LOL
Well, maybe not EVERYTHING. I also like to surf. And yoga seems good. But most things, yeah.
You realise he wrote a book about the corruption of the FDA which was supported by over 500 sources. He has never been sued for this publishing because everything in it is true.
Other countries will ban Americans for fear they're carrying, now obsolete, diseases. If he's trying to stop people from fleeing the country, putting RFK into healthcare will do the trick.
Hmmm..So you do not want to love our children more than we hate each other? Interesting.
Thank you Stephen❤ I appreciate that you still seem joyful and not hateful!! Because that’s what they want the opponents to feel. I’ve decided to enjoy this world while it’s there!
americas dumbest era it makes me effing sick
You can say that again!
wait until you see what project 2025 will bring. we are all in for hard times. Truly, deeply hard times.
Be OK xo
RFK Jr in charge of health, that’s like P-Diddy in charge of abstinence
🤣 🤮
Step 1: no more vaccination. Welcome back polio, small pox, & measles.
Step 2: stop florinating the water. Yay. "Deliverance" was just a movie about the future!
Good job America!
I guess the memes are gonna make a return for a while.
"Committee in charge of Cats' Health" (and it's a table full of dogs)
@@Doodelz02 You forgot that he'll be in charge of FDA and USDA (the food overseers) as well. Salmonella and E-coli, come on down and see what you've won!
Like letting Kristi Noem take care of your dog, isn't it?
Thank you Steven for showing up and delivering some humor to millions while really most of us are still trying to shake off the shock
You voted Harris lol
Shave your head
I don't wonder why this party lost
Love you, Stephen, thank you for singing, it made me feel better!
He can actually sing! Loved it brought back memories of my kids watching that Disney video ❤😊
I was going to be upset if i was the first person to comment about his singing. Glad iam not the only one that thought it was great.
Thank you, Stephen, for making me laugh for the first time in two days!
Yeah, I laughed at his stupidity myself.
Wow... If you were seriously THAT depressed over Trump winning.... I mean this with compassion! PLEASE get some help! The world is not going to end!
Why must the normal people with common sense be punished with maggots who let this happen? 😢
Stephen, you are a national treasure (NOT an insult-just clarifying, given the state of the nation), and I don't know what I would do without you and those who support the comic relief you supply.
Hmmm, natural disgrace more like it.
WHAT A PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR A MAN. SUCH A POOR LOSER HE IS! So sorry Stevie, but YOU LOST, SO START PACKING FOR CANADA OR RUSSIA!!! Just go away!
“The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe; for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them.”
Maybe if you post this in the next Colbert video you'll sound wise for once
Thank you sensei. This made sense.
Wow this is the 7th time I've encountered this post over d past two days on Colbert, et al. True words but they lose potency when spammed.
@@BDM7 ikr?
The day after the election my employer told us we have to sign up for a new healthcare plan they decided to force on us in the next 2 weeks. Single employee with no family (health and vision insurance/no dental) is going from $30 a month to $300 a month for health insurance only, no dental or vision. Yep Trump becoming president is going to help us regular people save money. What a joke.
Get your own insurance for that price and don't stay tied to that company.
@@therealJamieJoyah yes, because private health insurance is always cheaper and more reliable, right? If it really was that simple, we wouldn't have such problems with access to healthcare.
yeah because the Undemocrats are still in power and that has nothing to do with Trump lol Surely Lamala can do something about I mean they are still in charge. Yeah I doubt they could give a shit about you.
@@therealJamieJoyWhere are you finding private insurance that includes dental and vision, is not contributed to by your employer, and does not have income restrictions tied to the rate, for less than $300/month?
@@therealJamieJoy I am definitely not getting insurance through the company. As far as staying tied to them I have been at this job for 18 years so not leaving, yet at least. Just pisses me off that they made this change as soon as they knew they could basically do as they please.
How are we going to survive the next 4 years. Thank you Stephen
We will. The most important is that Trump don't survive the next 4 years
@@peacelove2.0.69 how do we fight the power of the US Military in the wrong hands? (and all the people with the guns). Seriously I want to know CANT SLEEP TERRIFIEDD
It'll be much longer than 4 years if Tangerine Palpatine's promise of "you'll never have to vote again" comes true.
One day at a time.
God don't say that cause then Vance is the president which I feel will be worse. More so for woman.
Had ro drop by and laugh at you
trump will not give 6 thousand for new family with baby, no 25 thousand for help buying a house, no 40 thousand to start a new business!! Karma is real and her sister is a B!!!! you get what you vote!! enjoy!!!!!
You guys should really cheer up and be comforted based on past performance: ❤
1. 4 years of peace and no new Wars for the first time of any president in 70 years
2. Hundreds of thousands of lives and bloodshed that were saved because of the above
3. Hundreds of billions of dollars that were saved and remained in the United States because of the above
4. Record prosperity and lowest unemployment for blacks Hispanics Asians and women since records have been kept
5. Complete energy independence from every nation in the world
6. The increase National Security for all Americans because of the above not having to be dependent or held hostage to other countries for their oil
7. Record low gas and oil prices for over 300 million people because of the above
8. Record low Transportation costs for goods and services and travel of individuals because of the above
9. Record low, almost non-existent inflation because of the above
10. A booming economy for everyone because of the above
11. Permanent funding for the first time in history of historically black colleges and universities
12. Did the most to fight human trafficking and child sex slavery of anyone in our lifetime
13. The most secure border of our lifetime
14. The history of loving and caring about people, paying off their Hospital bills, paying for expensive cutting-edge treatment they couldn't afford, paying people's mortgages off that were in financial distress, letting a homeless black woman that had snuck into one of his high-rise hotel rooms live there for free after she was found out, and countless other good deeds that he's done that he never talks about and are never mentioned by the mouthpiece of satan, the mainstream media, the bullies that owned in control and have all the power and influence and money to brainwash and Trigger and make everyone angry and divided
So please tell me, which one of those things do you hate that has made you so angry and triggered that you would fight against those?😢😢😢
I can't imagine anyone would knowingly hate and fight and vote against those things, unless they were really psychologically mentally and emotionally sick, perhaps a racist and a genocidal maniac?😢😢😢
Please help me understand, may God bless and comfort you, may you allow him to wrap his loving arms around you and bring you unto him through his son Jesus Christ, amen❤❤❤❤❤
And Trump loves liberals that abort, so do I. I loathe liberals.
good .. bc giving all that free shit = higher taxes to the rest of the ppl who dont get that shit .. harris was a moron trying to do that and it backfired.
@@nieznanyxsure…for individuals earning more than $400k. That you?
@nieznanyx when Trump gave 3 trillion to the rich, who then sent it overseas in personal accounts, did you complain? Helping people start small businesses, means employment, clients, etc. I thought Republicans would be interested in business, jobs, etc. You keep on sending your money to the billionaires instead of your family and friends.
Poor Steve. He has a very hard job now. Nothing is funny, especially the crap that will be happening after January. Good luck to us all finding anything to laugh at.
poor Steve , he is paid 50 million a year to feed you BS propaganda. lol
poor Steve , he is paid 50 million a year to feed you BS propaganda. lol
The majority of Americans are laughing at you idiots right now😅😅😅
Get off the screen and go mingle with your fellow man and learn more than political gang life.
'The Idiot that Swallowed America.' About sums up what has happened to our country.
Happened… lately.. as in last 4 years…….?!
Its his america, as Hasan put it. "Even if lost, it's still Trump's America."
I just wish it would stop being his America.
@@charlesmartin1121 charlesmartin1121
🌟 Imagine Dem-mockery with backing from the ENTIRE Hollywood, including star power, celebrities, and financial support, CAN'T even defeat Trump. Isn't that embarrassing? Haha
The idiot that swallowed America comment reminded me of a song in early 1960s: The Eggplant That Ate Chicago.
Really stupid song but so stupid it may make you laugh. And most of us need a good laugh right now
@@ceceliaroman861 The media putting in Obama is what eventually led to the ‘Trump response’… So basically the commercializations/idealization of democracy led to a more ‘extreme’ rebuke… Not Trump’s fault; just his credit for recognizing the problem and rising to the occasion.
I’ll miss TGI Friday’s😂
When you have little townships, that would actually rather spend more on military gear for the 15 police officers than the schools in the area...this is what happens
Sounds scary. Trump will fix this CF though.😂😂. Cheer up.
@@RonnieStanley-tc6viIf you think that was funny, you're not very intelligent.
Trump is the one who repealed EO 13688 in 2017. Giving weapons of war to the police to be used against American citizens and they have no oversight.
@@RonnieStanley-tc6vihow? Trump is the one that cleared the way for police to get access to military weapons to use on civilians in 2017.
@@RonnieStanley-tc6vi Literally the opposite will happen. He will arm more people and do nothing to help schools. He's already shown his hand on that.
I feel like taking health advice from a guy who got brain worms from eating roadkill is probably not a good idea.
That's why there was very little laughter after that clip. This is very dangerous and completely real. Maybe he will be poisoned by his McDonald's due to the health restrictions being lifted.
no you would rather take it from someone who is okay mutilating children, it's okay though, the sane majority of Americans made sure you will be safe being that you lack the common sense needed to survive in the real world.
@@therealJamieJoy We can ONLY hope! That would be such karmic or poetic justice lol.
Yet you're ok with a over weight trans mental health issue🤡 running the health department 🤔
@@1fenare you talking about out trump?
6:14 we don't put gravey on cereal, we use maple syrup.
Yeah but only when you've run out of gravy.
You've never been to Canada have you?
@HOTD108_ said the Australian. Atleast I don't F around with vegimite.
You it Frootine your way, I'll eat it mine thank you.
Maple is just tree gravy though...
7:15 RAHAHAGAHAHAAA! COMEDY GOLD!
-Not.
Megacringe, in fact.
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