This is a compilation of Justice League videos! Which is your favorite? 00:00 - Batman's Kryptonite Addiction 01:50 - Batman's Contingency Plans 03:50 - The Justice League Are Sexist 05:52 - The Justice League Commits Murder 07:57 - Superman's Insane Logic 09:43 - Superman Goes Insane 11:27 - Batman vs Iron Man 13:38 - Superman's Eternal Sins 15:27 - Superman Gets Fired 17:44 - Lex Luthor Gets Therapy 20:01 - Batman Gets Seduced
In an episode of Justice League Luthor develops terminal cancer from kriptonite exposure of a shard he always bring with him. He then tried to blame Superman for it
Lex blame superman for giving him cancer plus lex give himself cancer all the time he hold the kriptonite in he hand you getting your self exposure by radioactive poison and killing your body you hate super man so much that same rock that weak super man is also killing you to
batman doesn't kill, it's litterally his LAST resort unless you count letting the court giving joker the death sentance which, I'm pretty sure batman is okay with
Superman: In all fairness, Wonder Woman. Your mom is really hot. Batman: Stupidly hot. The Flash: Yeah, she is hot. Wonder Woman: Shut up, Flash. The Flash: What? But the others- Batman: Shut up, Flash!
"The funding, Lois. The research needs funding!" Probably the most hilarious, off the wall thing that made me cry laughing. I need to go to bed now. lol
"A billionaire using charity as a cover for evil" and subsequent cameo came out of nowhere and my laughter was bigger than Bruce Wayne's bank account. That was brilliant. I needed that. ⭐
since there was absolutely no indication of the skits ending and starting, and i clicked this not knowing it was a compilation. I was VERY confused at the very sudden changes in topics but still thought it flowed strangely well lol/
I always find it funny when Kingpin bought the IP for Spiderman so the more popular he gets, the richer Kingpin gets. So Lex buying stocks in Wayne Enterprise and superhero merch would be a sick move on his enemies.
Batman being a menace by mentioning that his therapy group rebuilt superman's home planet countless times and kept blowing it up, right to superman's face
You know how we got a Batman and Iron Man video? We gotta get a Superman and Captain America video now, lol. The similarities they have are kind of uncanny.
At the very start, superman said parasite had stolen his powers, then at around 14 minutes in. It showed him stealing his powers. That's not great continuity, is it?
ngl being a being of pure energy, just a omnipotent floating consciousness sounds pretty cool, plus you're energy you could probably take over an AI and make it build you a body or something I dunno
"I ate some questionable oreos" For those in the know Martian Manhunter once became addicted to a oreo like cookie. It effected his biology like a hard core drug.
This is a compilation of Justice League videos! Which is your favorite?
00:00 - Batman's Kryptonite Addiction
01:50 - Batman's Contingency Plans
03:50 - The Justice League Are Sexist
05:52 - The Justice League Commits Murder
07:57 - Superman's Insane Logic
09:43 - Superman Goes Insane
11:27 - Batman vs Iron Man
13:38 - Superman's Eternal Sins
15:27 - Superman Gets Fired
17:44 - Lex Luthor Gets Therapy
20:01 - Batman Gets Seduced
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I like the video with the justice league in it
I really wish you continue doing Elden ring stuff, I watch it at least twice per day. :(
Pog
My favorite new Justice League member is Hawktuah Girl. 🥸
I'll show myself out...
Lex's sexbots are a canon thing. He actually had a Louis bot that he slept with in the comics.
You learn something new everyday
A man of culture I see
Lex has his own Hatsune Miku ?
@@lewisaino was that an archer reference?
Bro also banged the Lois bot after taking a sniper shot to the chest earlier that day
In an episode of Justice League Luthor develops terminal cancer from kriptonite exposure of a shard he always bring with him. He then tried to blame Superman for it
Who would have imagined that constantly exposing yourself to a radioactive space rock that can even affect a demigod alien would be a bad idea?
To be honest Lex would blame a clogged toilet on Superman
@@Sky2023-uf3ipthat rock hurt human to that why you have to wear a special suit to kept you safe
Lex blame superman for giving him cancer plus lex give himself cancer all the time he hold the kriptonite in he hand you getting your self exposure by radioactive poison and killing your body you hate super man so much that same rock that weak super man is also killing you to
this is covered in the abridged compilation on this channel
"Depends on who shows up to the park later" is DIABOLICAL
I don't get it.
@@kevin9989 they are kidnapping the first child that shows up
@@rudychaibi7175, thanks bro.
Thanks I also didnt get it before you explained @rudychaibi7175
Guess Tim Drake was in the mood to feed the ducks that day
"A billionaire using charity as a cover for evil? Impossible."
"It's pretty trendy these days." Lmao
Just like when trump stole from a charity for children with cancer. He stole from children with cancer!!! Not even Lex Luthor would do that.
Superman: "How??? Kryptonite is a very rare Mineral"
Batman: "Rare my ass clark, everyone has one. A purse snatcher I stopped yesterday had 3 of them"
Solid reference, JJ
The Pink one
@@memebrain2177"We don't talk about the pink one"
I think Joker even made a huge swan sculpture out of it.
Your weakness is the color yellow … fuck you brucd
“Everyone Ive ever known is dead”
Superman : Thats the spirit john
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That is the line that completely shattered me,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Batman: if you kill a killer. The number of killers don't go down
Me: *kills two killers*
Batman: *Turns my spine into a fucking slinky*
Nah Batman would break your arms like how a bad cook breaks spaghetti in half
Thats gotham for you, but its all good bruce wayne pays for you medical bills, great guy. 😂
batman doesn't kill, it's litterally his LAST resort unless you count letting the court giving joker the death sentance which, I'm pretty sure batman is okay with
@@hollow-kq5fouyhbguyk He never said he was killed, he just has a bad case of slinky-spine.
Perfect.
"I have cancer."
"Like, lego cancer?"
"No no, just uh- just regular cancer."
SolidJJ I suppose
Which is hilarious cause cancer is one of the few canonical things batman is immune to
@@wshadowkingswReally?
@@IAmGodHimself777 Sort of he has a machine that stops him from getting cancer.
@dazzlethestar151 Sort of, Batman has a machine that stops him from getting cancer
“The oven incident.”
“Locking you in there was just a joke.”
*”You turned it on!”*
This is just basically every "prank" ever
"He lit the slip n' slide on fire" "Those things catch fire all the time." "WHILE I WAS ON IT!"
😂😂😂 y aren't people noticing this.
If the entire Justice League was in a hunger crisis 😂
Superman: In all fairness, Wonder Woman. Your mom is really hot.
Batman: Stupidly hot.
The Flash: Yeah, she is hot.
Wonder Woman: Shut up, Flash.
The Flash: What? But the others-
Batman: Shut up, Flash!
Wonder woman is like the older sister of flash lol
Flash is basically the meg of the justice league
flash fr being bullied
The only way to get them to tell someone else to shut up is a crossover with Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Death, Taxes, and "Shut Up, Flash".
I like soda
Shut up, Ronnie!...
@@Alien_Bones Shut up, Kerbal!
@@Alien_Bones Shut Up, Kerbal!
Shut up, Dead!
"Next she'll ask for maternity leave"
"I think the world is safe from that problem"
Jesus Christ Diana, what did hawkgirl do to you
Diana
jon is INCREDIBLY baked throughout this whole thing
"My... Powers?"
"The funding, Lois. The research needs funding!"
Probably the most hilarious, off the wall thing that made me cry laughing. I need to go to bed now. lol
I love the running gag of hitting batman with a bag of rocks being all you need to take him out
"Lex is bald you'd be doing him a favor" was way out of pocket.
"A billionaire using charity as a cover for evil" and subsequent cameo came out of nowhere and my laughter was bigger than Bruce Wayne's bank account. That was brilliant. I needed that. ⭐
Lex: Joker kidnaps orphans.
Batman: Who among us haven't kidnapped an orphan or two.
since there was absolutely no indication of the skits ending and starting, and i clicked this not knowing it was a compilation. I was VERY confused at the very sudden changes in topics but still thought it flowed strangely well lol/
I thought the second skit was Batman having a mental break from kryptonite degradation or something until it started on the actual joke
The description-
"Shut up Flash" Most cannon words in the universe 😂🤣🤣😭😭😭
"Pooping in the streets is where I draw the line" Needs a Honest Trailer voiceover!
I always find it funny when Kingpin bought the IP for Spiderman so the more popular he gets, the richer Kingpin gets.
So Lex buying stocks in Wayne Enterprise and superhero merch would be a sick move on his enemies.
This is the kind of market manipulation and insider trading I can get behind
Batman being a menace by mentioning that his therapy group rebuilt superman's home planet countless times and kept blowing it up, right to superman's face
kinda crazy how superman is chill about the situation with parasite stealing his powers
Bats hardwired to attack whenever you say Martha actually sounds very useful given what we know lol
“Joker launches Fireworks at children!”
It WAS Fourth of July~
*YOU HELPED HIM?!* 😂
4:41 Bruce didn't tell her was gonna buy the island of Themyscira!
You know how we got a Batman and Iron Man video? We gotta get a Superman and Captain America video now, lol. The similarities they have are kind of uncanny.
@@ggkk8909 And Wonder Woman with any body
@totalfree8740 Wonder Woman with no voice actress vs one who does.
I forgot this was multiple videos, they all transitioned so well……
At the very start, superman said parasite had stolen his powers, then at around 14 minutes in. It showed him stealing his powers. That's not great continuity, is it?
"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams ... But I can!" Pretty awesome Superman quote
this shit is so fast but still incahracter for each one holy crap the funniest youtube video ive seen in a while. perfect pacing
Killed it flash: You use a therapy? And MM be like: is it really that much of a surprise?😅😅😅
I was in the middle of taking a sip of milk when supes said "we kill people". I spend the rest of the bit cleaning my face. Worth it.
"i was aiming for canada" made me laugh uncontrollably. 14:31
I started crying when Superman started talking about diamonds on Louise’s casket 😂😂😂
I like the idea that this entire video happened in the span of like, an hour
They’re just changing topics every minute and still keeping up with
When he said that he secretly stores Kryptonite in the homes of each League member…. 💀😭
Switching between Justice League continuities like that is kinda jarring.
18:51
Just remember:Superboy (Conner Kent) is a clone of Superman and Lex Luthor.....
@9:44, Clark your practically immortal, you haven’t been alive long to have midlife crisis yet!
"I WANT TO LIVE ON YOU LOUIS" 😂😂😂
“No actually, you’re a woman-shaped cat.” Bro I LOST IT 💀🤣🤣🤣
6:00 injustice in a nutshell
I'm really glad I found this channel 😂
It's a crime you don't have over a million subs. Great work! Keep growing brother.
😂LOL Superman was giving a therapy session to Lex.
I like soda.
*chucks* CATCH
Shut up flash
I like soda.
Me too
SHUT UP FLASH
They are lunatics the only sane one I could see as normal is Martian Manhunter and he once got an addiction to Chocolate.
That was a crazy issue
7:55
Yeah Superman made the right call on ending that one lol
You know the thumbnail made the video even better, also W
"Is cancer really such a big deal?"
Captain Marvel would like to have a word about that.....
Deadpool would like to have a word with you
Batman: It was a rare mineral until I paid Luthor to synthesize kryptonite as part of my contingency plan. We are actually great business partners..
Sir, you are a genius. Thank you for all of this.
Every time batman talks in this video, you think it can't get any more crazy but it does.
So am I to assume that Lex Luthor attends these "kryptonite sessions" with Batman? Because I can see them working together and that's scary to me 😮
That’s truly using your identity as a super power
Thanks!
Thank you for your generosity! Glad you enjoyed the video.
"Keeping up with the Kruptonites™" TAKE ALL MY 1 UPVOTE!!!
7:57 love that part
“Aquaman…
*blow Flash.”* -Superman
aqua man: what!?
@@Lord_Vader2011sex it’s just a spectrum bro
Dude 💀 The Deep was even gonna do it
Please Noir not with the Thumb
cheetah was so thirsty.. i wonder which woman will get batman
ngl being a being of pure energy, just a omnipotent floating consciousness sounds pretty cool, plus you're energy you could probably take over an AI and make it build you a body or something I dunno
Where in the video did that get brought up
@@northdakota8530 early on ish, this video went on for a while
Sounds horrible.
i was just taking a hit at 9:20 cuz i was thinking:
*"Im not high enough for diz shiet LMAO"*
7:26 I get you manhunter, i get you
When joker said whoever shows up to the park later, i died CTFU he is a menace
03:31 It would've been WAY funnyer had he, actually, listed all of the contingency plans he has against himself.
I was fully expecting her to say "Shut up, Flash" in lack of voice actress 😂
6:55 HE COPYRIGHTED A FISH
Is that why the IRS went after Jo
21:02 pardon?!
Jet fuel cant melt steel beams but i sure can -superman
Googolplex is outrageous 😭
"I have cancer" Always kills me haha
"I make sure everyone i save is exposed to my suit just long enough to become future customers"
"Dammit, that's genius!"
That actually just sent me 😂
7:57 to 11:27 that might be the longest I've laughed without stopping. (With the added bonus of being terrified)
*we rebuilt krypton just to destroy it again and go on a kryptonite treasure hunt* 💀
21:01 "Bat's love life puts yours to shame Lex."
"Clearly you haven't meet my sexbot"
I didn't realize they were separate skits so I was tripping out thinking it was a consecutive conversation between the JL
"I ate some questionable oreos"
For those in the know Martian Manhunter once became addicted to a oreo like cookie. It effected his biology like a hard core drug.
“It’s a group for kryptonite addicts” 😂😂😂 someone help 😂😂
I, too, have eaten questionable Oreos. No question, really, they were bendy.
'It's just so beautiful, I needed more'
'You need help' 😂😂😂
What? What?! WHAT?!?! WHAT DID I JUST LISTEN TO?! AND WHY DID I ENJOY IT?!?!
7:45 you forgot to mention that Luther stole a cart full of cake, now thats diabolical
"you starting to sound like my therapist" is something i'll start to use with my friends
“Shut up Flash”
Nice bag of rocks joke, I’m glad y’all are making nods at each other. You and solid jj
I think my last two brain cells just killed each other💀🙏
"Your cancer is contagious?" made me clean out my nose while I was drinking, jesus.
Bro this is so unhinged 😂😂😂
This channel be flyin! I just discovered it with this video and I'm laughing so hard my back hurts 🤣😭
It's weird to hear Wonder Woman talking after coming from that other channel
Other Channel? Tell Me Nore
@@emeraldbaby3191 Solid JJ
@@solvseus thx
The Watchtower running out of soda is important news
Watching Batman and Iron Man go band for band is something I did not think I needed.
The last skit was WILD 😂
“We face death every day” 💀💀💀
It was the 4th of July 😂😂😂😂
You helped him😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Holy shit that's the most convoluted hasben hotel reference I have ever seen but I understood it after the Jeff bezos quote
Batman is the ultimate villain. Except if you knock him out with a bag of rocks.
I think I need therapy now 😂
4:51 Superman you SOAB ;)
Bro was like "yeah no that was way too freaky, you're good to go"