This is a compilation of Justice League videos! Which is your favorite? 00:00 - Batman's Kryptonite Addiction 01:50 - Batman's Contingency Plans 03:50 - The Justice League Are Sexist 05:52 - The Justice League Commits Murder 07:57 - Superman's Insane Logic 09:43 - Superman Goes Insane 11:27 - Batman vs Iron Man 13:38 - Superman's Eternal Sins 15:27 - Superman Gets Fired 17:44 - Lex Luthor Gets Therapy 20:01 - Batman Gets Seduced
In an episode of Justice League Luthor develops terminal cancer from kriptonite exposure of a shard he always bring with him. He then tried to blame Superman for it
Lex blame superman for giving him cancer plus lex give himself cancer all the time he hold the kriptonite in he hand you getting your self exposure by radioactive poison and killing your body you hate super man so much that same rock that weak super man is also killing you to
Superman: In all fairness, Wonder Woman. Your mom is really hot. Batman: Stupidly hot. The Flash: Yeah, she is hot. Wonder Woman: Shut up, Flash. The Flash: What? But the others- Batman: Shut up, Flash!
batman doesn't kill, it's litterally his LAST resort unless you count letting the court giving joker the death sentance which, I'm pretty sure batman is okay with
"A billionaire using charity as a cover for evil" and subsequent cameo came out of nowhere and my laughter was bigger than Bruce Wayne's bank account. That was brilliant. I needed that. ⭐
"The funding, Lois. The research needs funding!" Probably the most hilarious, off the wall thing that made me cry laughing. I need to go to bed now. lol
since there was absolutely no indication of the skits ending and starting, and i clicked this not knowing it was a compilation. I was VERY confused at the very sudden changes in topics but still thought it flowed strangely well lol/
You know how we got a Batman and Iron Man video? We gotta get a Superman and Captain America video now, lol. The similarities they have are kind of uncanny.
At the very start, superman said parasite had stolen his powers, then at around 14 minutes in. It showed him stealing his powers. That's not great continuity, is it?
ngl being a being of pure energy, just a omnipotent floating consciousness sounds pretty cool, plus you're energy you could probably take over an AI and make it build you a body or something I dunno
Really now... How is it that in super heroes movies, every time a super hero retires, someone goes after him? I mean... He said he's out, what more do they want? Why not just mind control him? Why bother with all this manipulative drama?
I always find it funny when Kingpin bought the IP for Spiderman so the more popular he gets, the richer Kingpin gets. So Lex buying stocks in Wayne Enterprise and superhero merch would be a sick move on his enemies.
I relate to Cheetah so much, and Batman rejecting her advances and complaining about her perfectly normal breath irritates me greatly, because I'd wanna see them cuddling and kissing and having breakfast together and working out together and watching The Imperfects together, and is it just me or is The Imperfects heavily inspired by The Umbrella Academy? Like, ever since seeing The Umbrella Academy's final season which recently came to Netflix, I've noticed that The Imperfects and The Umbrella Academy are *_REALLY_* similar. Like, that's not just me, right? Also, I'm not the only one who wants atleast one more season of The Umbrella Academy to explore everything left unexplained, right? And for The Imperfects to continue forward to atleast the next season if not further, right?
they did this plot point in the actual dc universe. batman keeps a bullet made of it in case he needs to kill superman but lex hoards it and experiments with it constantly and literally gets cancer from it.
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This is a compilation of Justice League videos! Which is your favorite?
00:00 - Batman's Kryptonite Addiction
01:50 - Batman's Contingency Plans
03:50 - The Justice League Are Sexist
05:52 - The Justice League Commits Murder
07:57 - Superman's Insane Logic
09:43 - Superman Goes Insane
11:27 - Batman vs Iron Man
13:38 - Superman's Eternal Sins
15:27 - Superman Gets Fired
17:44 - Lex Luthor Gets Therapy
20:01 - Batman Gets Seduced
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I like the video with the justice league in it
I really wish you continue doing Elden ring stuff, I watch it at least twice per day. :(
Pog
My favorite new Justice League member is Hawktuah Girl. 🥸
I'll show myself out...
In an episode of Justice League Luthor develops terminal cancer from kriptonite exposure of a shard he always bring with him. He then tried to blame Superman for it
Who would have imagined that constantly exposing yourself to a radioactive space rock that can even affect a demigod alien would be a bad idea?
To be honest Lex would blame a clogged toilet on Superman
@@Sky2023-uf3ipthat rock hurt human to that why you have to wear a special suit to kept you safe
Lex blame superman for giving him cancer plus lex give himself cancer all the time he hold the kriptonite in he hand you getting your self exposure by radioactive poison and killing your body you hate super man so much that same rock that weak super man is also killing you to
this is covered in the abridged compilation on this channel
Lex's sexbots are a canon thing. He actually had a Louis bot that he slept with in the comics.
You learn something new everyday
A man of culture I see
Lex has his own Hatsune Miku ?
@@lewisaino was that an archer reference?
"Depends on who shows up to the park later" is DIABOLICAL
I don't get it.
@@kevin9989 they are kidnapping the first child that shows up
@@rudychaibi7175, thanks bro.
Thanks I also didnt get it before you explained @rudychaibi7175
Superman: In all fairness, Wonder Woman. Your mom is really hot.
Batman: Stupidly hot.
The Flash: Yeah, she is hot.
Wonder Woman: Shut up, Flash.
The Flash: What? But the others-
Batman: Shut up, Flash!
Wonder woman is like the older sister of flash lol
Flash is basically the meg of the justice league
Superman: "How??? Kryptonite is a very rare Mineral"
Batman: "Rare my ass clark, everyone has one. A purse snatcher I stopped yesterday had 3 of them"
Solid reference, JJ
The Pink one
@@memebrain2177"We don't talk about the pink one"
I think Joker even made a huge swan sculpture out of it.
Batman: if you kill a killer. The number of killers don't go down
Me: *kills two killers*
Batman: *Turns my spine into a fucking slinky*
Nah Batman would break your arms like how a bad cook breaks spaghetti in half
Thats gotham for you, but its all good bruce wayne pays for you medical bills, great guy. 😂
batman doesn't kill, it's litterally his LAST resort unless you count letting the court giving joker the death sentance which, I'm pretty sure batman is okay with
Death, Taxes, and "Shut Up, Flash".
I like soda
“Everyone Ive ever known is dead”
Superman : Thats the spirit john
💀💀
That is the line that completely shattered me,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“The oven incident.”
“Locking you in there was just a joke.”
*”You turned it on!”*
"I have cancer."
"Like, lego cancer?"
"No no, just uh- just regular cancer."
SolidJJ I suppose
"A billionaire using charity as a cover for evil? Impossible."
"It's pretty trendy these days." Lmao
"A billionaire using charity as a cover for evil" and subsequent cameo came out of nowhere and my laughter was bigger than Bruce Wayne's bank account. That was brilliant. I needed that. ⭐
"The funding, Lois. The research needs funding!"
Probably the most hilarious, off the wall thing that made me cry laughing. I need to go to bed now. lol
“Joker launches Fireworks at children!”
It WAS Fourth of July~
*YOU HELPED HIM?!* 😂
since there was absolutely no indication of the skits ending and starting, and i clicked this not knowing it was a compilation. I was VERY confused at the very sudden changes in topics but still thought it flowed strangely well lol/
kinda crazy how superman is chill about the situation with parasite stealing his powers
You know how we got a Batman and Iron Man video? We gotta get a Superman and Captain America video now, lol. The similarities they have are kind of uncanny.
@@ggkk8909 And Wonder Woman with any body
21:02 pardon?!
4:41 Bruce didn't tell her was gonna buy the island of Themyscira!
Bats hardwired to attack whenever you say Martha actually sounds very useful given what we know lol
18:51
Just remember:Superboy (Conner Kent) is a clone of Superman and Lex Luthor.....
Switching between Justice League continuities like that is kinda jarring.
I forgot this was multiple videos, they all transitioned so well……
At the very start, superman said parasite had stolen his powers, then at around 14 minutes in. It showed him stealing his powers. That's not great continuity, is it?
“Aquaman…
*blow Flash.”* -Superman
aqua man: what!?
@@ScientistSkibidi-70sex it’s just a spectrum bro
Dude 💀 The Deep was even gonna do it
Please Noir not with the Thumb
I love the running gag of hitting batman with a bag of rocks being all you need to take him out
Killed it flash: You use a therapy? And MM be like: is it really that much of a surprise?😅😅😅
So am I to assume that Lex Luthor attends these "kryptonite sessions" with Batman? Because I can see them working together and that's scary to me 😮
I was in the middle of taking a sip of milk when supes said "we kill people". I spend the rest of the bit cleaning my face. Worth it.
6:00 injustice in a nutshell
7:55
Yeah Superman made the right call on ending that one lol
I like soda.
"Is cancer really such a big deal?"
Captain Marvel would like to have a word about that.....
Deadpool would like to have a word with you
I'm really glad I found this channel 😂
I like the idea that this entire video happened in the span of like, an hour
They’re just changing topics every minute and still keeping up with
i was just taking a hit at 9:20 cuz i was thinking:
*"Im not high enough for diz shiet LMAO"*
What? What?! WHAT?!?! WHAT DID I JUST LISTEN TO?! AND WHY DID I ENJOY IT?!?!
ngl being a being of pure energy, just a omnipotent floating consciousness sounds pretty cool, plus you're energy you could probably take over an AI and make it build you a body or something I dunno
Where in the video did that get brought up
@@northdakota8530 early on ish, this video went on for a while
You know the thumbnail made the video even better, also W
Every time batman talks in this video, you think it can't get any more crazy but it does.
@9:44, Clark your practically immortal, you haven’t been alive long to have midlife crisis yet!
Holy shit that's the most convoluted hasben hotel reference I have ever seen but I understood it after the Jeff bezos quote
I, too, have eaten questionable Oreos. No question, really, they were bendy.
😂LOL Superman was giving a therapy session to Lex.
Lex: Joker kidnaps orphans.
Batman: Who among us haven't kidnapped an orphan or two.
Batman is the ultimate villain. Except if you knock him out with a bag of rocks.
They are lunatics the only sane one I could see as normal is Martian Manhunter and he once got an addiction to Chocolate.
That was a crazy issue
It's a crime you don't have over a million subs. Great work! Keep growing brother.
Justice league UNLIMITED (watchtime)
That’s the spirit John
"I make sure everyone i save is exposed to my suit just long enough to become future customers"
"Dammit, that's genius!"
That actually just sent me 😂
Nah Batman likes flash the most. He would get the most cash
Really now... How is it that in super heroes movies, every time a super hero retires, someone goes after him? I mean... He said he's out, what more do they want? Why not just mind control him? Why bother with all this manipulative drama?
“It’s a group for kryptonite addicts” 😂😂😂 someone help 😂😂
I always find it funny when Kingpin bought the IP for Spiderman so the more popular he gets, the richer Kingpin gets.
So Lex buying stocks in Wayne Enterprise and superhero merch would be a sick move on his enemies.
Hawkgirl's mask is just 2 Batman's kissing.
(Same with Wolverine's Mask)
Nice bag of rocks joke, I’m glad y’all are making nods at each other. You and solid jj
Yay, Trina was awesome.
Tho now I can’t stop hearing Cheetah sounding like Yuzuriha…
Bro this is so unhinged 😂😂😂
It's weird to hear Wonder Woman talking after coming from that other channel
Other Channel? Tell Me Nore
@@emeraldbaby3191 Solid JJ
I think I need therapy now 😂
Sir, you are a genius. Thank you for all of this.
The Watchtower running out of soda is important news
I didn't realize they were separate skits so I was tripping out thinking it was a consecutive conversation between the JL
03:31 It would've been WAY funnyer had he, actually, listed all of the contingency plans he has against himself.
"Pooping in the streets is where I draw the line" Needs a Honest Trailer voiceover!
Taking a boat to Mars is stupid...there is no water on Mars.
Injustice: evilly pure
“We face death every day” 💀💀💀
The last skit was WILD 😂
Googolplex is outrageous 😭
"Keeping up with the Kruptonites™" TAKE ALL MY 1 UPVOTE!!!
I relate to Cheetah so much, and Batman rejecting her advances and complaining about her perfectly normal breath irritates me greatly, because I'd wanna see them cuddling and kissing and having breakfast together and working out together and watching The Imperfects together, and is it just me or is The Imperfects heavily inspired by The Umbrella Academy?
Like, ever since seeing The Umbrella Academy's final season which recently came to Netflix, I've noticed that The Imperfects and The Umbrella Academy are *_REALLY_* similar.
Like, that's not just me, right?
Also, I'm not the only one who wants atleast one more season of The Umbrella Academy to explore everything left unexplained, right?
And for The Imperfects to continue forward to atleast the next season if not further, right?
superman simps and has a mental breakdown before ruining their date then just says it was bizzaro
It was you, it was all you. Reverse flash has started a trend 😂
When he said that he secretly stores Kryptonite in the homes of each League member…. 💀😭
Hawkgirl is like meg from family guy 😂😂
What is going on,this is sensory overload and im laughing without knowing exactly why.
7:57 to 11:27 that might be the longest I've laughed without stopping. (With the added bonus of being terrified)
i feel like i've watched this exact clip somewhere else but with older comics images
Jet fuel cant melt steel beams but i sure can -superman
they did this plot point in the actual dc universe.
batman keeps a bullet made of it in case he needs to kill superman
but lex hoards it and experiments with it constantly and literally gets cancer from it.
4:51 Superman you SOAB ;)
yea batman did make a terminator to "contingency" himself with... and i think it broke nearly all his bones.
"I have cancer" Always kills me haha
😂🤣no Lex is Obsessed 😂
The earth continents are green with so many green rocks hahahahaha
Bats was smart enough to keep his in a lead lined bat pouch🤣
When joker said whoever shows up to the park later, i died CTFU he is a menace
*we rebuilt krypton just to destroy it again and go on a kryptonite treasure hunt* 💀
Im laughing way too hard, waking up the wife - SHIT !!!
"It's pretty common these days" it's insane 😂
Martian Manhunter is fucking hilarious he needs more focus in these
"GIVE ME A MIRROR A MIRROR DAMN YOU"
For comparason, a googol is a one with a hundred zeros (10¹⁰⁰) and a googolplex is a one with a googol zeros (10¹⁰^¹⁰⁰). There are less atoms in the observable universe than a googol
Need a SolidJJ crossover soon
This channel be flyin! I just discovered it with this video and I'm laughing so hard my back hurts 🤣😭
6:55 HE COPYRIGHTED A FISH
Is that why the IRS went after Jo
The kryptonite man bit was when I lost it lol
I think cheetah is in heat