"Listen up there molly menopause. I need you to quiet the hell down, you're scaring everyone in the hospital. I mean, my god, they're delivering a baby upstairs and the poor kid is trying to use the umbilical cord to crawl the hell back in."
I wish I had a music file of all Dr cox's rants, verbal attacks, from the entire series compiled into one file so i can have it on my phone to play while I'm working or walking. Idk how huge the file is
*Gladys, Ginger, Tiffany, no Cheryl, Betsy, Betsy! That's new* Betsy good morning. You know you already used Besty 6 months ago? I don't care *dammit* That is one of the best scenes ever!
-"Sandy what do you say we start our work day?" -"you know sandy isn't neccisarily a girl's name" -" it's short for sandra" -"clear" lol Dr. Cox is da best
I wish I could meet someone like him IRL. Sadly I never have. I've met bold people who have no problem speaking their mind, but they aren't even 1/8 as funny.
While I had my physical last week my cholesterol was normal, but my bloodpressure was trough the roof. Needless to say, my position was stumped. But thank God, you helped us solve that riddle, because when I heard your irry voice wining about it, oh, it took every last bit of self-restrain to keep from blood shooting out of my ears. Wow. If he just improvised that...:O
Loved it. Although I wanted to see "It's impossible to lie next to Jordan considering that she sleeps hanging upside down from the ceiling wrapped in a cocoon of her own wings."
Dr. Cox! Your name ROCKS!!! does anybody know where i can find an internet site where they have FREE scrubs shows for the public? i'd appreciate if someone who knew could tell me. Thanks!
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Listen Patricia I don't need to hear the theme music all the way through this compilation
I love you 🤣
Good one Deniese
So true Brittany
Good one Stacey
The music should’ve stopped right after Dr. Cox broke the guitar
Never play music throughout a compilation video
***** Yeah, but a lot of people probably won't. Imo, it was kinda annoying and took away from the video itself...
It wasn't a problem until I read your comment and then it became a problem.
It was definitely annoying
Music in the background ruined it. It takes away from moments that are supposed to be serious.
+Lex White Yes. Yes it does.
"Listen up there molly menopause. I need you to quiet the hell down, you're scaring everyone in the hospital. I mean, my god, they're delivering a baby upstairs and the poor kid is trying to use the umbilical cord to crawl the hell back in."
I wish I had a music file of all Dr cox's rants, verbal attacks, from the entire series compiled into one file so i can have it on my phone to play while I'm working or walking. Idk how huge the file is
I wish that I could make his rants my ringtone😄
the background track is so annoying!
I would give anything to see Cox and House to go at it with each other. 9/10 bet they would end up best friends trying to make everyone else miserable
"oh dear god, you're actually frozen in fear"
*Gladys, Ginger, Tiffany, no Cheryl, Betsy, Betsy! That's new* Betsy good morning.
You know you already used Besty 6 months ago?
I don't care *dammit*
That is one of the best scenes ever!
He is very good at whistling.
"Finish the sentence in the next two seconds or start running" XD
Good god... so much sarcasm... its beautiful
Dr. Cox is so cynical it's scary. I LOVE IT!
Love Dr. Cox! He's awesome!
-"Sandy what do you say we start our work day?"
-"you know sandy isn't neccisarily a girl's name"
-" it's short for sandra"
-"clear"
lol Dr. Cox is da best
The last 30 seconds of this video make the whole thing worth it.
That's a bad newbie!
Cox needs to be our president! We need people like him!
In Cox's Head: Gladyse, Ginger, Tiffany, No. Cheryl, Betsy, Betsy, Uh! That's new.
Cox: Betsy, good morning.
JD: Y'know, you already used Betsy like 6 months ago.
Cox: I don't care.
:In Cox's Head: DAMMIT!
4:40 Zach's trying so hard not to laugh
thanks, i really needed that after JUST WATCHING IT
LOL i love his interaction with Doug!!!
Yes! You! A thousand times you!
tpol23 this was the best montage video ever!! Thanks!!
Dr Cox is the main reason I watched this show.
"Gladus, Ginger, Tiffany, no Sheryl, Betsy...Betsy! OOH, that's new!!"...."Betsy, good morning" XD
"Newsflash: You can't drink and then come to work, you're not airline pilots" LMAO
"no, I'm no, No I'm no superman!" "you crossed the fisnish line, but lost your mind. Was it worth it after all?"
"I'm supposed to be Dr: Give-A-Crap" Hahaha =) Great!
"i like the guys, i like there music, i like ther style, i espically like what theyve done with halloween"
hes hilarious :L lmao
I wish I could whistle like Dr. Cox.
PERRY! How are you etcetera... AHHAHA
Dr. Cox. Says things that everyone needs to hear, and we LOVE IT!
I wish I could meet someone like him IRL. Sadly I never have. I've met bold people who have no problem speaking their mind, but they aren't even 1/8 as funny.
Lmfao the bopping around dance was the best
"Youdidnotjustwinkatme!"
While I had my physical last week my cholesterol was normal, but my bloodpressure was trough the roof. Needless to say, my position was stumped. But thank God, you helped us solve that riddle, because when I heard your irry voice wining about it, oh, it took every last bit of self-restrain to keep from blood shooting out of my ears.
Wow. If he just improvised that...:O
4:11
"Maybe you were bopping along to whatever Bou Band makes your heart race nowadays ...."
Hilarious!!
Perry...
'Beeeeeeeeeeëlzebob...'
But I deeply dislike you, Bob, honestly, it keeps me up at night. Classic!
I will make it my mission to model my life on his sheer awesomeness. he is THAT DAMN COOL!!!
Loved this. I also liked having the music in the background, it gave it a certain ambiance that I liked. Thanks for doin' this :D
Here you put me in a tough position because I don't know whether to say "duh", "adoy", or a sarcastic "Oh, really".
i mean my god theyre delivering a baby upstairs and hes using the umbilical cord to crawl back in
XD
dr. cox is awesome.
"im thrilled you approve" XD
Dr Cox deserves his own WIKI page
Please make the music louder, I almost heard an insult
O love how the music dosn't over power the clips. Good work.
"I want to zear nothing about zee german." LMFAOOOO :)♥
Dr. Cox is my hero.
there is no one like Dr.Cox. I´d SO do him...
Loved it. Although I wanted to see "It's impossible to lie next to Jordan considering that she sleeps hanging upside down from the ceiling wrapped in a cocoon of her own wings."
I promise you if you play this at 1.75 playback speed, it's even better 😂
awesome stuff man ;)
Look forward to the next one already :)
I love this, thank you! Also, wondering when you'll post season 3. :D
"Sex is a sport. You play hard for thirty Minutes, work up a good sweat, and hope you don't get hit in the eye"
Haha
House should meet this doc. I'd love that. C:
*****
Dr Perry" Ulysses Cox
Carlos Alberto Manrique perceival ulysses cox.
That whistle is so perfect
There are actual people like him in the world :my boss
that little quiver the doctor did at 3:45 was sooo cute...
oh ok kewl :) he must have it on repeat so that it plays through the whole vid
4:15-4:43 Watch Zach Braff's face while McGinley rants. He's trying really hard not to break character. Awesome
Cox:Sandy what doyou say we start our work day?
J.D:You know Sandy isn't necessearly a girl's name.
Cox:It's short for Sandra.
J.D:Oh.OK.
Love the 'problem'-part, but Cox rules anyhows! :D
'I love the gays....YOU are a little girl!" LMAO!
cant wait to see cox on the roof like I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYY
"you are what you eat and you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy didn't ya?" ROFLMAO
"our thing is that you're a little girl."
HI-larious.
the whole thing.
Just closed it because of the background music... so annoying
Dr Cox was the best!
0:56 best rant ever!
04:38 - "JD" is clearly trying not to laugh. XD
haha Lassie is a dog's name AND a girl's name...helping you ease into the transition
nah the background music makes it gooood xD
Bob's old twig and berries, hahahahaha! God I love Dr. Cox
I want to do whistle thing tha cox does
1...
2...
10...
finish the sentence in the next two seconds or start running funniest part ever
who could blame Jordan Curly fries are awesome hahaha
"perry! hi how are you etc" LOLZ
The best moments are clearly with JD. They're the best!
U know if i ever have a little girl in the future i think when it comes to choosing the name i will just watch scrubs and just let Cox inspire me XD
3:34 to 4:11 made me spill my coffee... tears running from my eyes ^^
"I am Dr. Cox and this is my gal, Friday, and she is gonna be helping me take care of you"
our thing: is that you are a little girl. It is who you are.
I'm no Superman - Lazlo Bane
Damn he real good
lol I like his last rant best
Some of the clips aren't from season 2. Some were from last season(6).
i love when he says really boring at 7:15 funny...
just full episodes. but youtube doesnt have them. they recalled them all. due to copyrite. but i found a good website for all episodes
"'cause it's not my problem anymooore.." xD
BAM BAM!!! lol scrubs is awsome!
i agree with Whitetiger i prefer the theme song playing in the background what's it called and does it go that long?
Bam Bam Bam
lol love it
*whistle* thats a bad nooby! :P
Cox=Legend!
Dr. Cox! Your name ROCKS!!!
does anybody know where i can find an internet site where they have FREE scrubs shows for the public? i'd appreciate if someone who knew could tell me. Thanks!
nice vid, season 3?
im going to be like Dr.cox when i grow up. the angry sadistic doctor.
You cannt take a drink and then show up to work. You are not airline pilots...😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣
Infro!!!
INFRO!!!
InFrO!!!!!
News flash...you cant drink than come to work. youre not airline pilots. lol.
Its not that, its he keeps adjusting the volume to fit the moment. So sometimes he tweaks it a TAD to high.
Dr.Cox is the man!!!