Anyone else notice how Panic's "w's" have more strongly become "v's" since Tracadia? Maybe a manifestation of the vampire bite having lasting effects, even though it was cured.
Maybe its his old accent picking back up since he is from there originally i know i have friends whose accents would flair up whenever they visit fsmily
But can you imagine: The United Clergy of Orun lands on Alivastian shores, and they're about to set up for war when they were a chittering, and then a scampering, and then are beset by droves and droves of giant rats ridden by small races! It would be hilarious to listen to the report. "You were driven away by rats?!" "GIANT RATS! The Kobolds and Goblins and Gnomes were riding them like horses!"
"... and I'll tell you right now, I am fully of the belief that Lichdom is not a morality choice, but a career path." -Zeto 2019 THATS WHAT I WANNA DO FOR MY CHARACTER DAMMIT
1:47:00 - "Borky, for Gods' sake, let me help you!" "NO! It's gotten _personal_ now!" 2:46:10 - "Can Borky just yell something?" If he wasn't going to yell "do a flip" or "do a barrel roll", I'll be very disappointed. (2:48:48 - So I'm a _little_ disappointed, but also a little impressed that he had the same idea.) 2:47:31 - What I would have done is wait until I was in range of the ground and Doored to the street, but horizontally so I'd slide instead of splat. 3:44:57 - "A _lot_ of stuff happened this session!" Mostly to you!
need to get into the underdark huh, i am sure with enough copper you can find someone to dig the hole for you and pay someone with goat legs to help u with maps
"hey Billy, what's your favorite unexpectables episode?" " I like the one where they talk about eating fruit for a reeeeeally looooong time!" (I jest, you guys rule)
The coconuts from Moana. A minions-esque movie, but instead of the euro-gibberish, it's all just juba-dancing coconuts with subtitles. *slappity-slap knock knock* (Are we there yet?) *knock-a-knock slappity slap-a-slap rattle rattle SMACK* (No)
All of the Kobalds in my game world are Zito Kobalds. I use the generator to make tribes and everything...my players purposely avoid them because they think they're all "up to something".
You could try going to the other orc tribes to see if they know about a possible entrance. They do live deeper into the Alivast country and may know of at least a location due to a hunting party stumbling into an entrance or the fact that one of them lives next to a mountain which usually has caves that lead down into the underdark. Plus you'd be killing three birds with one stone: recruiting another ally for the war, finding another Solly companion, and finding Panics mom/possible half sister.
Draybolt4 ah yes I know the feeling. My third day working there they gave me a 6 hour shift as the only employee. And mind you I wasn’t allowed to open the safe to get more money out to fill the register because I was under 18. And it was a holiday weekend. Bottom line I called in and said I was quitting. My 15 year old self couldn’t handle that kind of stress and I never worked in the food industry again.
Bless you. I come back to this episode every once in a while for the hilarity. It's up there in my top 5. (Kermit to your God is #1, Gazed and Confused #2.)
Lmao my first campaign there was a spectator and a flame skull protecting a cave from intruders and our party managed to persuade the spectator and the flame skull that we were now the owners of the cave because we found the papers for it. They proceeded to go through the entire cave and clear it out for us.
Just beginning to watch the video so here’s my prediction of this episode’s title. Panic gets together with Zues, Doros, and the Vampire Goliath and has a *rocking* time.
@@wesleybradshaw2609 lord Vulcan, might I suggest you stop watching these heretical Tau holovids? You’ve stopped painting your battlemace 42,000,000 miniatures and corvus has been writing sad poetry after you “fucking died again”.
I'm sure their tavern has facilities in it. With Dwarven engineering, they likely have semi-modern commodities like running water and flushing toilets! Or maybe it's a bunch of magic poop holes that deposit all of Alivast's waste into the final boss's home, which explains why he wants to destroy Alivast.
They apprently have chamber pots in their rooms or at least the guards do because Lewis Strogg did since that's where Panic threw Ozzy's note at unless Monty mixed up words and thought a chamber pot wasnt the poop bucket
Wow a fleshpod hornet is really really bad news well done for creating it. If I ever truly dm I will make sure one of it's young busts out of a pc's chest cavity. They might even survive.
I hate to be that guy and this is nothing against Bosco himself, but please don't bring back Remmy, at least not anytime soon. He throws off the great balance of personalities the party had and I miss having just the 4 amigo's on adventures.
I can see arcane archer since he's starting to use magic more and more. Or if he's going to try mounting a giant rat into combat (or Tarusk) maybe the Purple Dragon Knight(I think that class specializes in mounting?)
"War is expensive. Not war is.... not."
Borky is truly a man of great knowledge.
Isn't the exact opposite of that true, though?
No it’s War is expensive but Not war is also
@@FuriousGorge war makes money until it dosent not war makes less money but it does it constantly
@@davidmacko6309 exactly
Anyone else notice how Panic's "w's" have more strongly become "v's" since Tracadia? Maybe a manifestation of the vampire bite having lasting effects, even though it was cured.
Maybe its his old accent picking back up since he is from there originally i know i have friends whose accents would flair up whenever they visit fsmily
@@tyberiuscarter5011 Na that's just Conner.
I will now accept no other explanation than this. Thank you.
Eh...there is the differense?
I played my first D&D campaign this weekend and had a ton of fun with some great people. Thanks for getting me into this great hobby
Hope you have had a great list of horribly terrible and epic stories since then
God I love how long the Coconut jape ran.
#001 I know right? I haven't broke down this badly since Borky told Solly that Helga was ugly! This was too good!
@@bulbasaur15 For me it was the best gag since when he woke up after holding the mask of lies.
Wow who knew Borky's greatest opponent would be the Angry Watermelon Coconut.
Just imagining this lovely group as a bunch of dorky Beholders having fun and a good time, as they control some adventurers from another plane.
Beholders HATE each other.
Task is going to build a Rat Defense Force. I can’t breathe
don't you mean a Rat 𝙏𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙚?
He's going to trade Phantom Limb Sturva a bunch of giant rat mounts for the bird statues she possesses.
But can you imagine: The United Clergy of Orun lands on Alivastian shores, and they're about to set up for war when they were a chittering, and then a scampering, and then are beset by droves and droves of giant rats ridden by small races! It would be hilarious to listen to the report.
"You were driven away by rats?!"
"GIANT RATS! The Kobolds and Goblins and Gnomes were riding them like horses!"
@@athroughzdude The Ride of the Vermintide will forever haunt the enemies of alivast
@@MazzaAzi yes, yes they f*cking did.
"... and I'll tell you right now, I am fully of the belief that Lichdom is not a morality choice, but a career path." -Zeto 2019
THATS WHAT I WANNA DO FOR MY CHARACTER DAMMIT
1:47:00 - "Borky, for Gods' sake, let me help you!" "NO! It's gotten _personal_ now!"
2:46:10 - "Can Borky just yell something?" If he wasn't going to yell "do a flip" or "do a barrel roll", I'll be very disappointed.
(2:48:48 - So I'm a _little_ disappointed, but also a little impressed that he had the same idea.)
2:47:31 - What I would have done is wait until I was in range of the ground and Doored to the street, but horizontally so I'd slide instead of splat.
3:44:57 - "A _lot_ of stuff happened this session!" Mostly to you!
need to get into the underdark huh, i am sure with enough copper you can find someone to dig the hole for you and pay someone with goat legs to help u with maps
Just give disgsby 150gp, have him dig holes within holes and he will eventually reach the underdark.
@@an8strengthkobold360 Didn't Digsby pay others to dig holes?
@@ArcCaravan on more then one occasion yes. That wasn't supposed to be his business model though.
"hey Billy, what's your favorite unexpectables episode?" " I like the one where they talk about eating fruit for a reeeeeally looooong time!" (I jest, you guys rule)
Unexpected game grumps reference
So nice and cute to see Hellina talking so much about Panic, a person she was initially terrified of by merely being near him.
The ship has a canon armament
The coconuts from Moana. A minions-esque movie, but instead of the euro-gibberish, it's all just juba-dancing coconuts with subtitles. *slappity-slap knock knock* (Are we there yet?) *knock-a-knock slappity slap-a-slap rattle rattle SMACK* (No)
The food network should just have a show where Monty describes food
Bheo Wolfe
Dude she should be the new host of diners drive ins and dives!!
If they go underground there's a guy they could bring who loves holes. Underdarks one of the largest they'll ever be in.
2:23:08 Well we now know what Zito is going to be using in TFS at the table.
He did!
14:26 welcome home, fuck werewolf land!
21:20 she's living in a fairy tale! What a wonderful outcome for that character. I really loved this letter.
The Subway jokes at 1:23:45 always kill me inside a little, cause I work at one and I feel attacked
All of the Kobalds in my game world are Zito Kobalds. I use the generator to make tribes and everything...my players purposely avoid them because they think they're all "up to something".
I'm happpy for Log and the constructs, I wanna see Hasrad's reaction to the temple
14:25 start time
Thanks
Thank
@@Sowbugz welcome
@@alexallen2850 the start times also in the description
@@Sowbugz the start times also in the description
As someone who worked at subway I am totally baffled....by how accurate this it.
In an alternate universe borky's just like 'yeah it's me wielder just come here a seco-" then YEET out the window
"it looked so sad and alone at the edge of the universe.....didnt it monty?" *party laughs* I get that reference xD
#001 Something they did on Twitch I presume?
Can someone please explain? I don't like being lost on things that I feel I should know.
I can't believe Hassrod had transitioned from a sketchy individual to a precious SNEK. XD
The pidgeon mancer has done the opposite.
@@an8strengthkobold360 Eldritch pigeons
Had me dying from the whole 'pocket snake' bit.
1:01 Gen 3 is basically about 2 rivaling doomsday cults.
More "Eco Terrorists" then "Doomsday Cults"
You could try going to the other orc tribes to see if they know about a possible entrance. They do live deeper into the Alivast country and may know of at least a location due to a hunting party stumbling into an entrance or the fact that one of them lives next to a mountain which usually has caves that lead down into the underdark. Plus you'd be killing three birds with one stone: recruiting another ally for the war, finding another Solly companion, and finding Panics mom/possible half sister.
I think audio needs a two decimal increase. Gets quiet at points.
My epic level campaign from several years ago, we made friends with a Spectator. We named him Q.
Gruul and Audrey are an adorable couple.
Yackety Sax would have been so much better for the monster in the bar.
Oof. That moment when your dm subliminally tells you to stop tryharding
Greckles, right?
@@cryw1092 it's panic
hearing Greckles saying spit the seeds with my own 2 ears: the lord is testing me and i am losing it, i shall purge the heretic
When they’re following pilchard, I just picture that part of Arkham Asylum when you track that guard by the alcohol on his breath.
Just imagining Task cross armed "men don't get it either," as Borky chews on a coconut.
That’s what she said
I’ll see myself out
Yo please I work at Subway and you don't understand how stressful it is to run the store with 2 people that have no qualifications and on minimum wage
Draybolt4 ah yes I know the feeling. My third day working there they gave me a 6 hour shift as the only employee. And mind you I wasn’t allowed to open the safe to get more money out to fill the register because I was under 18. And it was a holiday weekend.
Bottom line I called in and said I was quitting. My 15 year old self couldn’t handle that kind of stress and I never worked in the food industry again.
@@Vexshira Food industry, Sanitation workers, and customer service workers, are the most underpaid and under appreciated
The angry watermelon is fantastic. 🥥
That creature in the bar reminds me of Anje if he was fused with an alien experiment from Lilo & Stitch and Maui from Moana
I’ve finally caught up to this series
congrats
Welcome to the club! If you’re feeling up to it, you could try watching the new episode live tomorrow on taka’s channel
Hello Eddboy
Congrats. It's totally worth it.
@@wesleybradshaw2609 You dare mock the son of a shepard.
Starts at 14:30
Thanks.
Bless you. I come back to this episode every once in a while for the hilarity. It's up there in my top 5. (Kermit to your God is #1, Gazed and Confused #2.)
YAY NEW UNEXPECTABILES!!! Takahata101 MontyGlu Gishin Goomba Distortion Devil and Chris Zito thanks for helping me get back into DND.
Last
.... OH No :(
What
Granted I'm in the future by about a year but I hope Jack met his goals, I've really enjoyed his art as a new fan of Unexpectables
Vampires... and werewolves...
I would have died laughing if Borky had followed up with "...and leprechauns"
I imagine the tune Panic plays in the realm of discord was roundabout
that creature towards the end kinda looks like a mix of an owlbear, a dragon or drake, and construct
#001 It kinda reminds me of Anje but greener.
@@bulbasaur15 I know I was like is this anje's race or is anje a hobgoblin and tavern monster a goblin
In terms of advancement
Plitchard is remarkably amenable for someone who was basically abducted against his will
So could you say that Hassrad's stash was...a rat pack?
*ducks*
*Throws a tomato*
Throws.Azra Zahar
Lmao my first campaign there was a spectator and a flame skull protecting a cave from intruders and our party managed to persuade the spectator and the flame skull that we were now the owners of the cave because we found the papers for it. They proceeded to go through the entire cave and clear it out for us.
Just beginning to watch the video so here’s my prediction of this episode’s title. Panic gets together with Zues, Doros, and the Vampire Goliath and has a *rocking* time.
I was wrong...
@@wesleybradshaw2609 lord Vulcan, might I suggest you stop watching these heretical Tau holovids? You’ve stopped painting your battlemace 42,000,000 miniatures and corvus has been writing sad poetry after you “fucking died again”.
Yes. Thank god. Love you guys.
1:58:15 just that description of that raven thing is enough to give people nightmares
Tracadia is just yharnam and expanded innistrad, so a creature like that just existing is terrifying.
Task, at Subway? *flashback to Arin's rant on Game Grumps*
1:13:16 That'll be 50 copper pieces, take this silver (10 copper pieces) and keep the change. *The ignorant masses* Very generous sir :D
Its normally a hundred. Buuuut, yeah, small details can confuse sometimes.
the magic eatin boy looks like our boy anje a little
Midnights blood was spilled and for what... for a canon
Why would Sorcerers be looking at the rune? Wouldn't wizards be the ones with the stats to make the Investigation and Arcana checks to decode it?
Probably because it sounds like metamagic
I imagine log as golett from Pokémon
I don’t think that’s far off
He has fan art.
@@blizzardforonline1954 he has regular art
@@stoybenxi7395 I meant for Log, not Golett.
Mother of God... my name is Cory and I have a twin brother named Cody. I just cannot escape this confusion.
Monty, I just ate, but listening to you describe the watermelon made me hungry again. The fuck? 😂
Kaka-mora are those stupid coconuts. I love them
I just realized something. How do they go to the bathroom? Are there like outhouses in the streets? Do they have a bathroom in the tavern?
Don't think about it. Considering it's a medieval fantasy setting that makes it worse.
I'm sure their tavern has facilities in it. With Dwarven engineering, they likely have semi-modern commodities like running water and flushing toilets! Or maybe it's a bunch of magic poop holes that deposit all of Alivast's waste into the final boss's home, which explains why he wants to destroy Alivast.
They stated they have outhouses
They apprently have chamber pots in their rooms or at least the guards do because Lewis Strogg did since that's where Panic threw Ozzy's note at unless Monty mixed up words and thought a chamber pot wasnt the poop bucket
Damian Jenkins Don’t forget that there’s sweets that are very obviously used.
Oh my god, Zito and Sam & Max are a perfect combination
Ya know deep down i wanted the watermelon elf lady name to be ikaros.........heh get it?
i really wanna know what program Conner uses to do the voice stuff
If you ever find out, let the rest of us know, too.
I do remember Taka mentioned it during one if his fairly recent MNW streams on Twitch. Unfortunately that's all I can say to help, though.
Greckle's joke had me smiling ear to ear too. XD
by last episode, do they mean for this season or for some time
No they were talking about how they didn't want those bad rolls last week during combat against the vamps.
So, call me stupid, but how do I spell monty's username? I wanna watch her DOS2 archives, but don't know what to look up...
Nkromancer montyglu
I just want Lys to tell Panic "You learned nothing"
Oh my God Monty why do you do this to us?! The food episodes make me soooooo hungry lol
Wow a fleshpod hornet is really really bad news well done for creating it. If I ever truly dm I will make sure one of it's young busts out of a pc's chest cavity. They might even survive.
I hate to be that guy and this is nothing against Bosco himself, but please don't bring back Remmy, at least not anytime soon. He throws off the great balance of personalities the party had and I miss having just the 4 amigo's on adventures.
Then you're gonna hate a part of next episode.
@@BlackOwl1997 well shit
Panic might have a sister
Yes! I'd love that! xx
Task....Ranger multiclassing into druid? It's the only I can thing of with his multiclass comment?
Arcane archer maybe?
Maybe Cleric?
Those are options I was just thinking what class other than ranger uses animals? He said multiclass when they were talking about the big rats.
I can see arcane archer since he's starting to use magic more and more.
Or if he's going to try mounting a giant rat into combat (or Tarusk) maybe the Purple Dragon Knight(I think that class specializes in mounting?)
@@itsaredvine he he phrasing
you didn't kill a child borky... she was AT LEAST 16.
50:00 shoulda tld him bout scarbles rats
MONTY ITS 2AM STOP MAKING ME HUNGRY
That title though
"Potion seller... I need some... pooootions..."
Am I the only one who wants them to turn the secret hideout into an underground restaurant?
Thanks so much for getting me into dnd!
1:05:00 I'm getting Joshua sweet vibes off of this man
Marcus Sweet?
It's Marcus
Okay so it's been like 80 episodes forgive me my memory is a little off
What did Connor say at the start of the session?
14:27 start
Lichdom not a morality choice just a career path. _zito
Why didnt y'all call this one devil coconuts?!
These upload times are unexpected.
So does anyone els think that azrasaha is tasks grandmother ...
Yep
Or mom
Maternal prolly
You guys need to bring in EP to Level 3.
id like to see that
A career choice indeed I believe
Naruto on a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deep sixed probably would’ve been a funnier title instead of borky and his sixes. Poor taka
Have they started working on logs temple yet?
Tate Dudgeon spoiler alert they finished it in the next episode and its awessome
Does GG want to deal with a Death Tyrant? Because messing with a Beholder like that is how you get a Death Tyrant
Yes
The good bot is back!
Underdark huh...so they will meet flumps? Hope so
2:53:28
Wtf why was this posted at 3am lol
I FINALLY MADE IT!!!! I'M CAUGHT UP!!!!!
I'm not
The pain of not being caught up