Lmao at the image of the neckbeard plowing away at his doll in the bathroom knowing that death is just chilling 10 feet away in his bedroom watering his plant. Loooool
what we all fail to see is that this is his attempt at describing it, for as before mentioned, it cannot be described, it was not meant to be described for it was not meant to be experienced by a human, thus explaining the lack of human words and language to describe, so we are left with these seemingly in depth descriptions, though, I refuse to believe that it is like this, for I try to imagine it is far worse and the result of this prospect terrifies me to my core.
They're stored in the basement. Like, the 37th basement floor. All the halls have car air fresheners hanging from the ceiling and you need a Hazmat suit.
This story would have been five times scarier if the monster was just a barely moving decaying neck beard buried in trash. This void monster or whatever is weaksauce compared to the idea of that.
The image that I have for this is a rotund mass of blubbery matter with veins and sinews stretching and pulsing amongst the interspersed trash, rotting food, and even trapped rodents composing the corded mound. Venturing inward, you end up finding the horrid core: what once had been a human being but with the body horror stretching and snapping gummy flesh from the walls in foot-long tendrils. Bones might be exposed, the ribcage showing much like a spike protruding from a molten candle. The problem? You can still hear the wheezing, not-yet-dead breathing. Maybe the face has sunken into the thoracic cavity. And I doubt it/they can speak. But that gelatinous mound gurgles with ancient gastric fluids that seem to bubble from the fleshy mounds to hiss and sizzle, not on decaying carpet but on the turgid flesh. Worst, the deep snuffling and the hunger that's behind it.
@@julianrubin4575 Thanks. I've had some ideas. Maybe I will. I'm a bit torn between SCPs and creepypastas at the moment, so I'll have to give them a go.
Same. Congrats on the subs. Seems like you have a way of keeping both the og and the noobs entertained-tough job but necessary to the growth of the genre. Thank you for the passion you put into your work. ;)
@@abear5206 he had a break in where all his equipment was stolen as well as hard drives and such. They also trashed the place, it was heartbreaking. He had this channel very high in his priority list since he quickly borrowed a friend's laptop and not only apologised for 'the inconvenience' (like he didn't just go through a traumatic experience) but also started uploading new vids within days. Nothing but respect for the guy
I love how some creepypastas are like “my burger has eyes” and then other’s are like “I ATE A CURSED PIECE OF GUM, NOW MY DOG IS S***ING ALL OVER THE BATHROOM CARPET”
I find that I can't feel sorry for a lot of these characters in stories like these it chose to disregard with the guy told them so he brought it on himself
@Ronicko Keith, @Gerald Mourtis, I agree, why can't they listen and do what they are told? Maybe then he wouldn't be starving to death for 3 weeks, facing an uncertain but probably horrific death! 😡
He really should have listened, but not going to lie the old man should have been more specific or gave more details on why going in that room was a bad idea. If he knew about the creature, shouldn't he have said something like "if you go in there, something is going to kill you later" or just lie and say "we aren't allowed in that part of the building corporate says". Could easy have avoided the situation. If protagonist didn't believe him then, then it was 100% on them.
Well I don’t think the protagonist heeded the Man’s warning as a warning exactly. I think the protagonist might have thought the man was saying “don’t go in there because it smells SO BAD that it is just not our job to clean it,” not “there’s a life eating void in there that will follow you for the rest of your life so don’t go in there.” I think he thought the man was being lazy, not giving him a warning. And then protagonist only went in there to clean it himself as he thought the other guy was just lazy and didn’t wanna do it
I wonder if the first house he cleaned was the one from that other creeppasta that starts off with a dude playing an online game when the internet goes down, and he makes his way through mountains of trash trying to fix the issue and at the end he finds that starved dead baby in its crib.
Nova Kitty I forget exactly which is why I went to a description instead of giving the title. I’ll let y’all know if I accidentally stumble upon it again.
You can be wealthy and have an automobile, and still be an anti-intelectual dumb-🐴$$. I mean, just look at all the 🍊 supporters! On the opposite end there are automobile free individuals living in poverty with IQs over 180 .
Regardless, this is how having the protagonist die is done right, by having it happen in the present and then having him or her being cut off upon meeting the person or thing that kills him or her.
@CalebLaw 1 I completely agree, sometimes not knowing what the outcome for the protagonist is, and leaving it to our own imagination does make it even more creepy, as my imagination tends to run wild, especially when listening at night! 😁
The description of the smell of the first job he took is quite possibly the best "smell description" I've ever heard. I can picture that perfectly and it's disturbing lol
First time I ever heard the term "neckbread nest" I thought hoarder was the right term. Another great story where you don't need to directly see the monster to get totally scared of it!
hearing these stories gives me the chills and makes my imagination run wild with the possibility of the supernatural and it’s the true power of great story telling
Stories like this make me wanna clean my entire basement until that thing stays away from me. I just looked up neckbeard nests on google and I’m so happy everyone in my family are clean freaks
That was really good...it made me think of this one house that I came across as a kid and dear God ..the miasma that came out of that house would drive someone friggin insane
CannedGoodness what is a neck beard? Nest?🤷🏻♀️I’m so. square and old but at least I know I am subscribed to the best of them all ....Sir Spooks is quite good also
@@kathyinwonderlandl.a.8934 Well, the literal meaning is just a beard which is unkempt and grows even on the neck. But the word has also become a sort of synecdoche used to refer to the type of person who would grow a neckbeard. So 'a neckbeard' means a person who can't take proper care of themselves, they have poor hygiene, poor diet and usually prefer living in the digital world while neglecting their real lives. So the place they live becomes a squalid pit which they rarely leave, built up with trash and collected items hence the word 'nest'. It's a sort of stereotype and of course not all men with poor grooming skills live like utter pigs but when used in this way it refers more to the lifestyle than the beard itself. Hope this reply makes sense. Sorry if it's not very concise.
You know, I clicked thinking the nests were IN the beards, like the narrator was some kind of beard parasite pest remover. Still, amazing work and great story as always!
It's been a week since i seen this pop up. I finally had the courage to listen to this story. Frowning up neck beard was my Grandad's favorite bed time story, it haunted my thought and dreams. Then boom here it is 2 years after my Grandad's death I can finally realize it's not the story but the story teller
Unfortunately I know exactly what kind of smell hes describing in the beginning. The kind that makes you gag and throw up within seconds as if it was some kind of natural defense mechanism.
as a person who lives in a neckbeard nest, it sucks. its because I've felt like nothing for years, im trying to get better. im living with my parents, no, im no neckbeard, im a kid living n a hoarders house. its not too bad, theres still pathways, openable doors. although there is a smell. we have cats that arent desexed, both female and male. its a terrible one. my room is the worst of it. there's food, unwashed clothes etc. it feels weird putting it out there but i wanted to give some insite on what its kinda like. :)
Protagonist gets told not to go in a room in a serious and warning tone whilst being yanked away from it on his first day of a potentially dangerous job. Protagonist: I’m gonna open the door and explore!
My brother used to be on the maintenance crew for a series of apartment complexes, and one guy's nickname was Neckbeard. He'd comb his neck hair out and style it so it looked like a mane, then shave his face. It weirded the tenants out and they'd request he not come to do repairs unless it was electrical. He was always swamped with repairs, so having people specifically request that it not be him coming to unclog their toilets or replace the filters in their air conditioners freed him up to keep the lights on and major appliances running. He was apparently very normal and actually a pleasant person other than the literal neckbeard. He started shaving his neck and maintaining a tidy beard when the place changed hands and agreed to only send him on electrical calls.
I read the title wrong, but I'm working while listening so I didn't think a second thought about it. I'm slightly disappointed this wasn't about pirates. XD
Does that mean the other guy that trapped it got away then? it took three years of trash and darkness to trap it and then he hopped fence? Ayy atleast you can run
So i dont often comment on videos but im going to give credit where its due. I look forward to anytime and notification comes up with videos done by yourself i fall asleep most nights listening to your stories and love your narration. Keep up the good work thanks for keeping me entertained every day 😀
The title alone is so amusing i had to click and now im ten mins in this is a SOLID story lets hope the ending is good Edit: 21:57 im dying at this description Edit2: kinda lost steam at the end but damn this was a fun story
Neckbeard nests are the single most terrifying thing ever created by humanity
Incel igloos are palaces in comparison to neck beard nests!
I had no idea what it was until I listened to this
whuht thuh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck hahaahhaah
Who said anything about humans?
Da fak as ba nackberd?
Lmao at the image of the neckbeard plowing away at his doll in the bathroom knowing that death is just chilling 10 feet away in his bedroom watering his plant. Loooool
might as well!
"Cleaning neckbeard nests" sounds like a creepy pasta all on its own 😬
A very disgusting creepy pasta🤢
Ewwww
probably got some creepy pasta in there sjdkhfjash
dog I already ate 11 pieces of meatloaf, if I throw up i'm blaming you :P
Would that make it a tastypasta?
A yucky pasta
Protag: I can never be able to describe the smell
*proceeds to give a clear and in depth description of the horrid smell
H.P. Lovecraft did that a lot too lol
For science
You didn't listen to part that he said "I'll sure is hell damn well try".
It's a very Lovecraft thing to say something is indescribable then attempts it anyways
what we all fail to see is that this is his attempt at describing it, for as before mentioned, it cannot be described, it was not meant to be described for it was not meant to be experienced by a human, thus explaining the lack of human words and language to describe, so we are left with these seemingly in depth descriptions, though, I refuse to believe that it is like this, for I try to imagine it is far worse and the result of this prospect terrifies me to my core.
I'm glad I get to see "Neckbeard Nests" in my notifications on a Sunday afternoon
Same bro same
It is quite refreshing
Imao
Cute pic Nick the Human! Did you draw it? I can't decide if I'd be a human or more of a LSP if I lived in Ooo.
Lmao same
I thought the stench was gonna be the dead mother's corpse for about half the story
Where is the mother anyways. Was she a cultist that summoned the void monster?
Ya
Have you listened to "Meek"? It's similar and pretty twisted.
That smell...a smelly smell...a smelly smell that smells.......
smelly.
Nice
....Anchovies....
I'm a smell...I'm a smell...I'm a smelly smelly smell
INDEED....
gdi, your comment got me xD
At this point, they should classify neckbeards as scps
YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!
@@dorothyaebutcher7103 one like for your amazing username
No they don't deserve that privilege.
They're stored in the basement. Like, the 37th basement floor. All the halls have car air fresheners hanging from the ceiling and you need a Hazmat suit.
That might be what scp001 is a universe full of neckbeards
This story would have been five times scarier if the monster was just a barely moving decaying neck beard buried in trash. This void monster or whatever is weaksauce compared to the idea of that.
The image that I have for this is a rotund mass of blubbery matter with veins and sinews stretching and pulsing amongst the interspersed trash, rotting food, and even trapped rodents composing the corded mound. Venturing inward, you end up finding the horrid core: what once had been a human being but with the body horror stretching and snapping gummy flesh from the walls in foot-long tendrils. Bones might be exposed, the ribcage showing much like a spike protruding from a molten candle.
The problem? You can still hear the wheezing, not-yet-dead breathing. Maybe the face has sunken into the thoracic cavity. And I doubt it/they can speak. But that gelatinous mound gurgles with ancient gastric fluids that seem to bubble from the fleshy mounds to hiss and sizzle, not on decaying carpet but on the turgid flesh. Worst, the deep snuffling and the hunger that's behind it.
C Vernon wow that description just gave me nightmares for the rest of my life. That was really good
@@cvernon5256 damn son you should write one of these
@@julianrubin4575 Thanks. I've had some ideas. Maybe I will. I'm a bit torn between SCPs and creepypastas at the moment, so I'll have to give them a go.
Nice pearl profile pick, who is the artist that made that drawing ?
I remember when you were robbed that one time. Now you’re sitting at 2 million subs well done bro.
I still feel bad for him that must have been so scary
Same. Congrats on the subs. Seems like you have a way of keeping both the og and the noobs entertained-tough job but necessary to the growth of the genre. Thank you for the passion you put into your work. ;)
Wait what happened? Love my spooky story man
@@abear5206 he had a break in where all his equipment was stolen as well as hard drives and such. They also trashed the place, it was heartbreaking. He had this channel very high in his priority list since he quickly borrowed a friend's laptop and not only apologised for 'the inconvenience' (like he didn't just go through a traumatic experience) but also started uploading new vids within days. Nothing but respect for the guy
Now he can hopefully afford to hire protective guards with a very particular set of skills as it applies to Lego-based torture
Can we talk about the fact that The Void was looking after that neckbeard's plant? I guess even it has hobbies.
*Character that obvisously know something about the Situation*
Every Protagonist: This is America and I can do what I want
I love how some creepypastas are like “my burger has eyes” and then other’s are like
“I ATE A CURSED PIECE OF GUM, NOW MY DOG IS S***ING ALL OVER THE BATHROOM CARPET”
I find that I can't feel sorry for a lot of these characters in stories like these it chose to disregard with the guy told them so he brought it on himself
Frankly the protagonists sounded like an uppity douche.
Don't doubt the advice of an old man in a young man's game.
@Ronicko Keith, @Gerald Mourtis, I agree, why can't they listen and do what they are told? Maybe then he wouldn't be starving to death for 3 weeks, facing an uncertain but probably horrific death! 😡
He really should have listened, but not going to lie the old man should have been more specific or gave more details on why going in that room was a bad idea. If he knew about the creature, shouldn't he have said something like "if you go in there, something is going to kill you later" or just lie and say "we aren't allowed in that part of the building corporate says". Could easy have avoided the situation. If protagonist didn't believe him then, then it was 100% on them.
Well I don’t think the protagonist heeded the Man’s warning as a warning exactly. I think the protagonist might have thought the man was saying “don’t go in there because it smells SO BAD that it is just not our job to clean it,” not “there’s a life eating void in there that will follow you for the rest of your life so don’t go in there.” I think he thought the man was being lazy, not giving him a warning. And then protagonist only went in there to clean it himself as he thought the other guy was just lazy and didn’t wanna do it
@@gerardmourits8709I've never had such distant for a protag so much. Everything he did just annoyed me ngl
Normies: Tf is a "neckbeard nest"?
Neckbeards: My time has come.
@God King Vegeta look it up on Google
small pp on second thought, don’t, it’s pretty disgusting.
I wonder if the first house he cleaned was the one from that other creeppasta that starts off with a dude playing an online game when the internet goes down, and he makes his way through mountains of trash trying to fix the issue and at the end he finds that starved dead baby in its crib.
Can you please tell me the name of that pasta?
Derek Spradling yeah
What's the name of that story?
what's the name bro
Nova Kitty I forget exactly which is why I went to a description instead of giving the title. I’ll let y’all know if I accidentally stumble upon it again.
The most false part about this story was the fact that OP was able to skip taking his lunch period.
That picture...Even unnatural horrors flee in terror when they enter a coomer's nest.
It’s funny how he says he’s not eager to see the work he has to do for a smell that bad yet he’s fighting so hard to go clean the room hahaha
"bigger on the inside"... cleaning up the TARDIS after a neckbeard.
The main character is kinda smug and judgmental to be poor with no car.
*brofist*
Yeah I was thinking he sounded like a prick
You can be wealthy and have an automobile, and still be an anti-intelectual dumb-🐴$$.
I mean, just look at all the 🍊 supporters! On the opposite end there are automobile free individuals living in poverty with IQs over 180 .
Kaministquia Mahackamack ok Mr Bigbrain
@@kaministquiamahackamack336 you're either trolling or just being a hypocrite and making shit up.
Neckbeard Nests? No. That's how you get cornered by a closet full of sentient Anime Girl body pillows who remember EVERYTHING!!
oh dear god why
If you get away from the pillows, you always hear an increasingly loud "NYAAA" sound behind you until they hunt you down
What have I become, my sweetest friend?
A fate worse than death
@@PorkSzoda A living death. Forever.
I thought this was going to be Meek's apartment
One of my favs
😂😂My names meek
Lol nice call back
Now that's a creepypasta I haven't heard in a long time
Damn, I thought about that too
Regardless, this is how having the protagonist die is done right, by having it happen in the present and then having him or her being cut off upon meeting the person or thing that kills him or her.
@CalebLaw 1 I completely agree, sometimes not knowing what the outcome for the protagonist is, and leaving it to our own imagination does make it even more creepy, as my imagination tends to run wild, especially when listening at night! 😁
Ahh dammit, I knew I shouldn't have headed in to the comments before I finished listening 😂🙈
@@mummymorag2168 Amen to that.
@@tanzanitebutterflyart9636 Oh dear. XD
@@CalebLaw1 That is the single most glorious profile pic I've ever seen
The description of the smell of the first job he took is quite possibly the best "smell description" I've ever heard. I can picture that perfectly and it's disturbing lol
I can't quite tell why but the protagonist is absolutely unlikeable to me.
...agreed...only i no y...assholeish...
@Ryan Krueger after reading the comments, yeah, you're all right. That's definitely it
He wines so much and despite going through hard times before and during the story he seems why to smug while using poor as an insult.
I think I like him even though he’s unlikable. I just enjoy that he’s different. Maybe this event was his character arc lol
First time I ever heard the term "neckbread nest" I thought hoarder was the right term. Another great story where you don't need to directly see the monster to get totally scared of it!
Neckbeard nest... AKA Reddit Rooms.
… how?
As a redditor, this is 90% true.
The other 10% are aliens. I am in that 10%.
@@settingsun5582 humans, am I correct?
He probably accidentally looked at one of their search history
One of the least likeable protagonists ever.
I was totally not eating when he described the smell and his foot sinking into the gross carpet 😅
I mean it told you even what its name was, Bible without the second B, its Bile
randommemesappear
The Karen spirit punished you for touching her precious baby's things
Trapped with a stinky monster waiting to crush you the minute it sees light? What a bad way to go, man.
hearing these stories gives me the chills and makes my imagination run wild with the possibility of the supernatural and it’s the true power of great story telling
I like how creepypasta titles get so humorous with each video
Also known as " Papa Nurgle makes a house call"
XD 😂
Deathguard takes a field trip
Stories like this make me wanna clean my entire basement until that thing stays away from me. I just looked up neckbeard nests on google and I’m so happy everyone in my family are clean freaks
Creepypastas be like:
'I poured the milk before the cereal. Now I'm going to hell.'
Hahaha.. that's fuckin funny..
@@aragonruiz9876 let this man make his jokes bruh
As well you should, you monster!
Someone should write a creepypasta about that
@Shiny piece. I like it!
Next time make a creepypasta about the Karens
The slow music starts
“I was just a regular Starbucks employee...”
Also the boomers.
The thing then screeched “Riiiiiiiii!” and murdered him with Cheeto dust!
With my fading sight I saw him then start stealing my hatsune miku figures
This creepypasta actually scared the hell out of me
That was really good...it made me think of this one house that I came across as a kid and dear God ..the miasma that came out of that house would drive someone friggin insane
Remember the creepypasta story meek? Is this a continuation of that?
That story was disturbing... 😳
Judgemental man who thinks he knows better than everyone else gets taught a hard lesson in humility. Loved it.
'Recommended for you' I feel personally attacked :)
Lmao I cleaned my room earlier for the first time in a long time because it started reminding me of a neckbeard nest
Before I heard the story, I thought it was about people who were hatching eggs in their beards
CannedGoodness what is a neck beard? Nest?🤷🏻♀️I’m so. square and old but at least I know I am subscribed to the best of them all ....Sir Spooks is quite good also
@@kathyinwonderlandl.a.8934 Well, the literal meaning is just a beard which is unkempt and grows even on the neck. But the word has also become a sort of synecdoche used to refer to the type of person who would grow a neckbeard. So 'a neckbeard' means a person who can't take proper care of themselves, they have poor hygiene, poor diet and usually prefer living in the digital world while neglecting their real lives. So the place they live becomes a squalid pit which they rarely leave, built up with trash and collected items hence the word 'nest'. It's a sort of stereotype and of course not all men with poor grooming skills live like utter pigs but when used in this way it refers more to the lifestyle than the beard itself. Hope this reply makes sense. Sorry if it's not very concise.
Necks can have beards that have nests
Yup, that's legit.
Peter Griffin raised and fledged birds from his. Why not?
Wow! This was the most creative story I’ve heard in a long time.
"I had some old Chinese food on my kitchen counter top, now something is at my bedroom door shouting to use the bathroom"
You know, I clicked thinking the nests were IN the beards, like the narrator was some kind of beard parasite pest remover.
Still, amazing work and great story as always!
Thank you for this comment. Now I know it's click bait.
Great narration as always and truly unique story. Enjoyed it a ton.
As the 57th comment I would like to personally thank you for the good stories during this lockdown and I give you only the best wishes
Neckbeards, the scariest creatures on the planet
I'd write something too if I had to clean Neckbeard Nests too
Best way to spend a Sunday afternoon, absolutely incredible.
It's been a week since i seen this pop up. I finally had the courage to listen to this story. Frowning up neck beard was my Grandad's favorite bed time story, it haunted my thought and dreams. Then boom here it is 2 years after my Grandad's death I can finally realize it's not the story but the story teller
Need to find a hidden cache of hundreds of fedoras.
Unfortunately I know exactly what kind of smell hes describing in the beginning. The kind that makes you gag and throw up within seconds as if it was some kind of natural defense mechanism.
Can you turn your volume up when you record? I have it on max and still strain to hear the amazing tales I love listening to. Please and thank you.
Having to clean the beards of fedora wearing neckbeards is true hell.
as a person who lives in a neckbeard nest, it sucks. its because I've felt like nothing for years, im trying to get better. im living with my parents, no, im no neckbeard, im a kid living n a hoarders house. its not too bad, theres still pathways, openable doors. although there is a smell. we have cats that arent desexed, both female and male. its a terrible one. my room is the worst of it. there's food, unwashed clothes etc. it feels weird putting it out there but i wanted to give some insite on what its kinda like.
:)
Like how these stories are so much scarier knowing that they've really happened.
Does that demagorgon live in neckbeards?
Like actual beards
Cleaning what now?
Hey now.
You're an all-star
Get your game on
This is what dreams are made of
all that glitters is gold
Protagonist gets told not to go in a room in a serious and warning tone whilst being yanked away from it on his first day of a potentially dangerous job.
Protagonist: I’m gonna open the door and explore!
Golly what who thought of this as a profession or a story?!?! Impressive strangeness
My brother used to be on the maintenance crew for a series of apartment complexes, and one guy's nickname was Neckbeard. He'd comb his neck hair out and style it so it looked like a mane, then shave his face. It weirded the tenants out and they'd request he not come to do repairs unless it was electrical. He was always swamped with repairs, so having people specifically request that it not be him coming to unclog their toilets or replace the filters in their air conditioners freed him up to keep the lights on and major appliances running. He was apparently very normal and actually a pleasant person other than the literal neckbeard. He started shaving his neck and maintaining a tidy beard when the place changed hands and agreed to only send him on electrical calls.
You know that neckbeards are nasty, when the cleaning out of a neckbeard's apartment warrants a 42 minute horror story.
Your stories always help me fall asleep. Favourite channel, please keep it up!
Oh gawd the supressed memories of Fridgebro thread are flashing before my eyes... I was there when it happened :(
I love how this recontextualizes things. The reason it was a mess wasn't necessarily because the tenant was a neckbeard, but because of that THING.
Are the words " neckbeard nests" 3D for anyone else or are the edibles kicking in?
This sounds like one of Dr. Creepens joke titles
I read the title wrong, but I'm working while listening so I didn't think a second thought about it. I'm slightly disappointed this wasn't about pirates. XD
Does that mean the other guy that trapped it got away then? it took three years of trash and darkness to trap it and then he hopped fence? Ayy atleast you can run
I can always look forward to relax to your stories, thank you
WELL YOU WERE YOU THERE CLEANING THE CAVE'S I WAS HERE STUDYING THE BLADE
“It’s here now, onthesnitha room
With me”
???
This guy need captions, or maybe I’m stupid.
This is gunna be so funny
Javier van der Zee both
All he had to do was listen, he was fresh on the job. How is does the student come in thinking they know more than the master?
Was not the story I was expecting, however, the monster in this one is pretty original and really cool!
Yes very facinating story!
If Belle Delphine can clean Neckbeards, so can I.
So i dont often comment on videos but im going to give credit where its due. I look forward to anytime and notification comes up with videos done by yourself i fall asleep most nights listening to your stories and love your narration. Keep up the good work thanks for keeping me entertained every day 😀
I totally thought this story was about beard nets from the title 😂😂
My dad lifes in a neckbeard nest. I´m glad i got out there before it got really bad
So THAT’S why I my janitor disappeared...
It’s all fun and games until the coom forms legs and begins to walk upright
Oh dear god, was he stuck in Asmongolds Lair?
Went in a Direction I wasn't expecting at All.. Marvelous..
What a perfect video to clean my room to
39:58 is how you think positively!
I'd probably have called the cops
This was scarier when it was just about cleaning out a neckbeard's old place
I was expecting this to be a story abut a barber who was recounting his stories of the worst actual nexkbears he has had to work on
The title alone is so amusing i had to click and now im ten mins in this is a SOLID story lets hope the ending is good
Edit: 21:57 im dying at this description
Edit2: kinda lost steam at the end but damn this was a fun story
this is just gonna be a Fedora: The Tipping game innit
Thank God this was uploaded the 28th, i don't think i would be able to handle sharing a birthday with the neckbeard nest video lmao
The guy was told to leave the 2nd room alone...he had *ONE* job !