The Curious Case of a Commenter

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  • @silvunar
    @silvunar ปีที่แล้ว +232

    the opposite of people who write: "sorry for my bad english"

    • @Klabbity_Kloots
      @Klabbity_Kloots ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Just Vibing *engrish

    • @WuffiePhoenix
      @WuffiePhoenix ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "After a fair while of consideration I have decided that I probably would be best off if I were to deeply apologize for my rather unhelpful English."

    • @kiendra
      @kiendra ปีที่แล้ว +3

      English me bad bikauz mai englis terd lenguej

  • @HoloKnight
    @HoloKnight ปีที่แล้ว +93

    You know it's indecipherable when you can't even read it 100% accurately. Your brain is trying to autocorrect it, and it's still not understandable in the slightest

  • @Afri_Pandora_Archieve
    @Afri_Pandora_Archieve ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I think he uses speach-to-text on an old device and dosent check the texts. I have experience with this, as every text I receive from my grandma is like those of Mr. J

    • @glyphosate5592
      @glyphosate5592 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i was thinking this too, although not sure cuz he uses caps

    • @bruvreallymate4365
      @bruvreallymate4365 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      the full caps and pound sign without space make this hard to believe

    • @bruvreallymate4365
      @bruvreallymate4365 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      also the typos "tHAT" etc

  • @constantinhoudek1626
    @constantinhoudek1626 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Bro, we need to remember this gem of a channel before it blows up

    • @Marduk710
      @Marduk710 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fact

    • @spl420
      @spl420 ปีที่แล้ว

      I 100% will

    • @loader2755
      @loader2755 ปีที่แล้ว

      agreed

    • @mism847
      @mism847 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too late my dude

    • @dtimmm
      @dtimmm ปีที่แล้ว

      This aged well

  • @MongerOfStrings8222
    @MongerOfStrings8222 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    You, Matt Rose and Jeaney Collects could easily become the new Soothouse if you had a joint channel

  • @zetzo4120
    @zetzo4120 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This is the type of video wich will get recomended to people a lot in a few weeks, months or years and i can say that i was here before that

  • @cynical5062
    @cynical5062 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I died watching this. Thank you. This bit of humour genuinely made my day.

    • @OgBunnius
      @OgBunnius ปีที่แล้ว +4

      rest in piece

    • @cynical5062
      @cynical5062 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@OgBunnius Thanks buddy. I'll do my best

    • @Mynameisnotjoe
      @Mynameisnotjoe ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cynical5062 how was resting in pieces doing

    • @cynical5062
      @cynical5062 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Mynameisnotjoe pretty well i think

  • @flumbogsmockler396
    @flumbogsmockler396 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Mr. J's understanding is beyond description. It is a level of comprehension that is so profound that it cannot be adequately expressed in mere words. Such an extraordinary level of understanding is something to be admired, yet it is also something to be lamented, for it is not something that can be easily attained.

    • @QingChina1
      @QingChina1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *sorry for my bad English

    • @dadarkmatterdude
      @dadarkmatterdude 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Do you think he ascended beyond our comprehension? Idk, he might be someone so conscious, so it somehow impedes his ability to form sentences properly.

  • @artxmysa
    @artxmysa ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This is like a one man Soothouse

  • @flumbogsmockler396
    @flumbogsmockler396 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I'm not thrilled to be tackling this, but I'm determined to give it my best shot. I'm using my brain to its fullest potential and putting all my energy and focus into understanding it. I'm not going to rest until I figure it out - I'm determined to make sense of it all, even if it kills me! I'm sure I can do it, but I'm not happy about it.

    • @Klabbity_Kloots
      @Klabbity_Kloots ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We need someone who can speak Mr. J-anese to translate... and I think you're just the man to do it. Do you accept this mission?

    • @flumbogsmockler396
      @flumbogsmockler396 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm definitely not a fan of the idea that the best way to figure anything out is to rely on our brains. Sure, our minds are powerful, but that doesn't mean they are the only way to get to the bottom of a problem. We can also use our creativity, intuition, and even our experiences to come up with unique solutions. In fact, there are many times when relying solely on our brains can actually be detrimental! So, while our brains are a great tool to have, they are not always the best way to figure things out, It is difficult to accept that the answer to the question "so will I?" is dependent on the idea. Such an answer is unsatisfactory, as it implies that the individual's commitment to the idea is variable and uncertain. This is not an acceptable approach; one must be resolute in their dedication to any concept or belief in order to ensure its success.

  • @bukachell
    @bukachell ปีที่แล้ว +6

    In his sainsbury comment I think he's saying that when he ate there one time he got a bad stomach tumour, which might be affecting something elsewhere

  • @blueridiculous4950
    @blueridiculous4950 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    My legitimate theory is that this person might have fat finger with terrible autocorrect

    • @JoeWithTheHoesBiden
      @JoeWithTheHoesBiden ปีที่แล้ว +4

      my theory is that this person is an indian man living in the UK with terrible auto correct

  • @acomment1798
    @acomment1798 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mr. J is secretly a Malkavian from Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines

  • @CHEEZ_22
    @CHEEZ_22 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm convinced he's from another planet and just trying to blend in with other humans

  • @Т1000-м1и
    @Т1000-м1и ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Absolute gold on this channel. I absolutely agree that the niche forum style is slightly enraged

  • @kIaptuk
    @kIaptuk 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Mate, he is literally Bad translation Incarnated as a commenter

  • @toad-on-a-toadstool
    @toad-on-a-toadstool ปีที่แล้ว +11

    What the guy writes makes sense and makes no sense at the same time.

  • @TheManInBlueFlames
    @TheManInBlueFlames ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He DOES STILL sound like his first language isn't English. Perhaps he is a child with poor English or is from a foreign family who moved before 2015? Some foreign families like those from Asia STILL haven't learnt full English by 2023. At my job, I meet people like that ALL the time, like one family couldn't even speak English and this was in the UK! Perhaps it's predictive text? Funny thing is, am I the only one who understands what HE'S TRYING to say?!

  • @spl420
    @spl420 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is awesome and hilarious story with massive plot twist at the end. Is there any TH-cam video that could offer more? I don't think so.

  • @Akame727
    @Akame727 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He comments like the badly translated wikipedia articles

  • @redion8575
    @redion8575 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Glad you popped up in my recommended. You have my sub man!

  • @zondervonstrek
    @zondervonstrek ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This reminds me of the Jerry Jackson character from a David Frith Cartoon.

    • @-throat-
      @-throat- ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol he does!

  • @randomtinypotatocried
    @randomtinypotatocried ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wish I got a frog every time I bought one of the worse vegetables at the store

  • @tails9396
    @tails9396 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how you use super Mario rpg music it’s a very good game

  • @halfdraco7765
    @halfdraco7765 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He's obviously a bird. Bird's do not have human feet and so cannot write with their hands. He knows about the pigeons wars and does not want us to kill birds.

  • @superdiscoveryt1127
    @superdiscoveryt1127 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great videos, been binging.

  • @noctuaaa
    @noctuaaa ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Have He are and maybe dalysex and for UK Sainsbury perhaps. Theoratical

  • @terryechoes3192
    @terryechoes3192 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    No, but I know that browser that's used to install Firefox.

  • @-Filip
    @-Filip ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bro got homeschooled like the kid from that Gumball episode "The understanding".

    • @Emerald_Raven08
      @Emerald_Raven08 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've watched every episode of gumball multiple times and I do not remember that episode.

    • @-Filip
      @-Filip ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Emerald_Raven08 well, clearly you haven't watched every episode. Just search the name on yt and it will pop up, although it's not the full episode

    • @gardenagnostic
      @gardenagnostic ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Emerald_Raven08 its the episode where there was a kid who spoke english weirdly cause he was homeschooled

    • @Emerald_Raven08
      @Emerald_Raven08 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gardenagnostic I do not remember that.

  • @taodivinity1556
    @taodivinity1556 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My brain is losing power reading those, even bots are superior to that nowadays.

  • @fgfh678
    @fgfh678 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mr J. is HIM

  • @nuclearlemoncat
    @nuclearlemoncat หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yes, probably. "Bad Writing" may have been written correctly at first, but after translation into Chinese or any other language, it could have been translated into English, like the story with Will's machine jokes. Or like this article here, when I came across some weird Oceanian terms and went back to normal.

  • @jhypyro
    @jhypyro ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Clearly, he invested all of his skill points to vocabulary and ignored the grammar. rrrrr

  • @danieloneal598
    @danieloneal598 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Charlie Kelly if he was given internet access

  • @smergthedargon8974
    @smergthedargon8974 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Giving me Markov chain vibes.

  • @themightyeagle21
    @themightyeagle21 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have been trying to get the job description of the day

  • @raiisleep
    @raiisleep ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If I had to guess it would be that he uses tts or something and has a thick accent

  • @whitetiana3022
    @whitetiana3022 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    10$ say he's japanese and using google translate.

  • @ineverhiked
    @ineverhiked ปีที่แล้ว +5

    AI bot that makes an overview of all comments on an article and sums them all up in a couple of sentences😳😳😳

  • @aaananas
    @aaananas ปีที่แล้ว +5

    goodly

  • @twinboo529
    @twinboo529 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:36 ayy Tomodachi life music

  • @howdoipickaname9815
    @howdoipickaname9815 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This kind of reminds me of the Algodoo channel BluePuma aka BrownBoy, and his infinite amount of alt accounts. The comments, character interactions, and everythung else are barely decipherable.

  • @-throat-
    @-throat- ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Long Live Mr. J

    • @AFN.90210
      @AFN.90210 ปีที่แล้ว

      7up juice 👍

    • @AFN.90210
      @AFN.90210 ปีที่แล้ว

      0:53

    • @Jared7873
      @Jared7873 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@Coléoptère Are you Mr. J?

  • @MonaLisa-ux6xd
    @MonaLisa-ux6xd ปีที่แล้ว

    I genuinely didn't know that Aldi existed outside of Germany

  • @ummmhelp
    @ummmhelp ปีที่แล้ว

    its like a modern markovian parallax denigrate

  • @THE-M27
    @THE-M27 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i don't know he sound a lot like me .
    without auto correct i cant write for shit

  • @leazer1029
    @leazer1029 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When is new video of being

  • @Chainsawjoe
    @Chainsawjoe ปีที่แล้ว

    that sounds like a Markov bot

  • @NewOrderOfAlexandria
    @NewOrderOfAlexandria ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mr J is StarvHarv

  • @Technocolor00
    @Technocolor00 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    maybe text to speech? Sometimes ill get texts from my grandma that are incomprehensible because it cant understand her words or she starts saying unrelated things with out turning off the text to speech

  • @wiktorszymczak4760
    @wiktorszymczak4760 ปีที่แล้ว

    Does he have like Wernicke's dysphasia or smthng?

  • @kaloianivanov6576
    @kaloianivanov6576 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro I love u made my day ❤

  • @Vextonomy
    @Vextonomy ปีที่แล้ว

    This channel blew up

  • @CleanChips
    @CleanChips ปีที่แล้ว +3

    cool very curious is he his wife?

  • @niklausvonhouck4320
    @niklausvonhouck4320 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Knowing what we know now, this HAS to be an early form of ChatGPT run amok on MSN News.

  • @purplejay8030
    @purplejay8030 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was a goodly entertaining video :)

  • @LordS20000
    @LordS20000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Could he be from Wales? They have their own language most speak good English but some don't

  • @darkwolfcz434
    @darkwolfcz434 ปีที่แล้ว

    To be fair, he could be still be from a different country but has migrated to the UK. 41% of Londons population alone arent British born. And i can safely guess that quite few of those folks never managed to properly learn english.

  • @dadarkmatterdude
    @dadarkmatterdude 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Ah yes, word salad, my favourite.

  • @Evil_inc
    @Evil_inc ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If anyone is curious this guys name is Delroy Johnson

  • @fallenheart3
    @fallenheart3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have seen everything. ☠️

  • @Foxy_AR
    @Foxy_AR ปีที่แล้ว

    This is HeisenbergFam, but funny

  • @KristineBacher
    @KristineBacher ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How is taco Bell ebola!

  • @lordporterhouse2604
    @lordporterhouse2604 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing

  • @warlordomegaxzy
    @warlordomegaxzy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Speed typing

  • @rusi6219
    @rusi6219 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They do make sense if you're multilingual.

    • @david672orford
      @david672orford ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I agree. I hear the sentence structure of another language in there. I also suspect that autocorrect on his phone adding a layer of confusion.

  • @TGamesTmedia01
    @TGamesTmedia01 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy talks in auto correct

  • @Marduk710
    @Marduk710 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Probably stating the obvious, but It's a bot.

  • @kiendra
    @kiendra ปีที่แล้ว

    He has the english ability equivalent of 7 year old me (sorry for bad english, english is my 3rd language)

  • @jonarbucklefan1
    @jonarbucklefan1 ปีที่แล้ว

    who's mr j?????

  • @lunarna
    @lunarna ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Firefox better

  • @elyg6531
    @elyg6531 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hay when u get really rich and famous uhhh gimme money

  • @Т1000-м1и
    @Т1000-м1и ปีที่แล้ว +1

    106th comments of 9.8k views

  • @germanshepherd6638
    @germanshepherd6638 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Schizophrenia

  • @Binglesquirk
    @Binglesquirk ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤔

  • @ignaslt
    @ignaslt ปีที่แล้ว

    cool

  • @cultofmrozinski368
    @cultofmrozinski368 ปีที่แล้ว

    Were you ever a member of Soothouse? Call me racist but you all sound the same to me.

  • @truthmob1
    @truthmob1 ปีที่แล้ว

  • @themrjai8362
    @themrjai8362 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lol

  • @Gamingnoob20000
    @Gamingnoob20000 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i do nt see what is bad about his talking. he can talk englsh very goodly and you ar not being nice towards him. so you should delete this app right now beacuse it is very making people sad😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

  • @johndipippo9838
    @johndipippo9838 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bros hasn't updated grammar yet💀

  • @daniele.5163
    @daniele.5163 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    goodly

  • @roawesomeface1947
    @roawesomeface1947 ปีที่แล้ว

    goodly