It’s like when you’ve seen too many horror movies and it’s dark in your room and you think “But I really need a wee… I’m also thirsty…” “Ugh my stomachs growling… I need FOOD-“
O H M Y G O D IT ACTUALLY DOES SAY IT by the way, when daz said " if you what to see more from crypt tv" I was like mhmmmmmmmm not today SATAN😠☕ (ANYONE ELSE FEEL LIKE THAT?).
"Honey I'm sorry Billy needs to leave he isn't paying rent" *Billy emmerges* "C'mon man" Edit: thank you for the likes didn’t think it would get that many likes
@@nagitoswifey2957 disgusting child! How dare one thou taste the filth of sins and Satan of the overlord loading the underground hells of earth, and wish upon the wisdom and death the wrecking fire crackling the way up to heaven! DO NOT THOU ONE SHALL GET THATCHER AND BACK!!!!!!!!!
@@JonathanCarlson-o2s number 1, I made this comment 2 years ago. Number 2, I was quoting. And number 3, I’m not religious, so I don’t see how this is an issue.
That is the scariest sound ever- the humming tho, me and my brother were outside at night in a dark like football park thing and we heard that behind a bush ;-;
Carlien Lequesne my bed has fucking draws n it’s just a empty space so I’ve turned my bed around so if I need a toilet at night nothing can grab my feet and I have china dolls under my bed n in my closet 🥺 so I have to have the light on
Ok. So I think this one is a bit of a metaphor. I think the dad is abusive towards his daughter but the wife didn’t know. When she was hearing the sounds and he told her to ignore them I think that symbolized her figuring out what was going on. The monster under the bed “billy” is the evil within the father that lurked unseen but incredibly close. When the mom tried to protect her daughter the dad, or “billy” killed her. Just my theory though
That’s an interesting thought. How’d he get downstairs and snatch the wife so fast under the bed when he wasn’t there in the beginning though 🧐 I really wanna know the people’s thoughts about this when they made this video.
Maybe if we all leave food offerings to our monster-under-the-bed and monster-in-the-closet and demon-in-the-mirror we can peacefully coexist. Do dead people and/or hellspawn like spicy chicken nuggies?
No joke when she said "who are you talking to" I jokingly said "billy" as a joke and she said "billy" so I shat my pants and said nothing though the rest of the vid
Yes, my mom abused drugs seemed like she didnt care but she got a huge scar for me even sometimes if it seems like they dont they do. In other cases you have shitty parents fr.
Lol, I'm French so I'm watching with English subtitles and it's hilarious !! When we see him shocked after the dad leaves the girl's room at the end 13:01 it's subtitled "(Daz questions humanity)" I'm dead !!
He just looks around confused, not knowing what to do and calls somebody "AYE LOOKSEE! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DUDE, YOU PROMISED ME THERE WERE 3 PEOPLE!"
i feel like “billy” is the monster at night who molests her???? who also is her dad??i feel like it was all symbolic. like her mom doesn’t know or just cant help.
Same. I think that mom gave big hints, like the one about "whatever you do at night" etc. When she finally hears the voices she actually realizes what is happening, she checks the "monster" which is, in fact, the dad and tries to save the girl but is in fact killed by the dad. Him saying that "billiy" doesn't hurt little girls is just basically to manipulate her into thinking that what he does is nothing bad. The video is creepy itself, but if once you start to think about it it gets even worse.
I’m scared of horror movies - shorts and daz honestly just made my anxiety better 😭 I got terrified when the mum got dragged under the bed then daz just made me laugh 😭 I actually love you daz 😭💕
He *Protecc*
He *Atacc*
But Most Importantly,
He Need His Disc Space Bacc
That's from dantdm the protecc he attacc part
Geoff Turner everyone says that not just dantdm
Geoff Turner Just because a guy says it doesn't mean he created that meme
That is a smart way to change the meme
You protecc
You atacc
But most importantly
Originality is what you lacc
“is he aware he is lacking one less wife?” STOP IM DEAD
So is the wife-
@@bark2079 OMGGGGGG 💀🤚
I think he FEEDS his wives to the creature. But then where are the kids?
just like the wife
@@bark2079 I’m dying 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🐕💀💀💀💀💀💀
"No one lives under the bed"
"Billy does"
Daz: "Does he pay rent?" Im dead
GlaciaGalaxy that made my day😂😂
Same
They have sex
Rachel Yoxall Oh 😳
Rachel Yoxall wtf
this was me when i didn't want to go to bed:
"but i'm hungry"
"i'm thirsty"
"i need to wee"
It’s like when you’ve seen too many horror movies and it’s dark in your room and you think “But I really need a wee… I’m also thirsty…” “Ugh my stomachs growling… I need FOOD-“
Me tho
Ur like 14
*Billie doesn't hurt little girls*
Me: ties hair in pig tails and grabs a teddy bear
Highkey-Brookie me tho
Literally every little in the world sighed of relief. Lol.
Highkey-Brookie Billie EILISH
Nah he won’t hurt cute people like u. 🥰🥺🥰🥺🥰🥺🥰🥺🥰🥺
@@billiesidebitch1415 I was literally thinking that
They always say "What is Billy?"
But they never say " *How is Billy?* "
The Main Dweeb ILL DO YOU ONE BETTER WHY IS BILLY?
@@c1063-f2f BECAUSE NOBODY ASKS HOW IS BILLY
*Billy starts crying*
JustMe I’LL DO YOU ONE BETTER! *WHEN* IS BILLY?!
@@harryrees627 RIGHT NOW
“No one lives under your bed honey”
“Billy does”
*IS HE PAYING RENT?!*
Daz is just the best XD
LM97 omg no go get him and tell him to pay RENT
Best thing I have ever read is this right here.
Daz if u move houses the gost will follow u, trust me
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How the hell is Billy
Daz: I wanna be their daughter 😡
Daughter: nearly dies
Also Daz: WAIT NO I DONT I TAKE IT BACK-
OMG LOL💀
With subtitles, at 13:06 it literally says "Daz questions humanity" and honestly that is a mood
Holly-Marie Early it’s a bit before 13:06 I think it’s 13:04
Bahahahahahah I’m weakkkkl
O H M Y G O D
IT ACTUALLY DOES SAY IT
by the way, when daz said " if you what to see more from crypt tv" I was like mhmmmmmmmm not today SATAN😠☕
(ANYONE ELSE FEEL LIKE THAT?).
I KNOW RIGHT!!!
Agreed! 😂
“billy needs to fawk off too.”
IM IN TEARS 😭
Same but when the mum was taken
lol fr
**Low disk space appears**
Daz: you need to fuck off ASWELL!!
In the words of jacksepticeye. SCREW YOU BILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*mom gets dragged under the bed*
Daz: “f*** me the b**** is gone!”
I’m dying 🤣
🤣 lmao I’m dead
OMG SAME BUT I JUMPED ASWELL 😂😂
I needs to be a song
My heart...
This is my 100000000000,000000000000000th time watching this ik it's funny I nearly pissed myself when I first seen it
"Honey I'm sorry Billy needs to leave he isn't paying rent"
*Billy emmerges*
"C'mon man"
Edit: thank you for the likes didn’t think it would get that many likes
Lol
🤣✌️
Also what the fuck was happening to the dad
Lol
daughter: mom leave the door open mom: *shuts the door*
SAVAGE
That’s what the twinkle lights were for
Lol I was thinking that too😂😂
Omg i thought i was going crazy
sarah hh my parents are the same 🤬😂
“Billy does and He lives under my bed”
*”dOeS hE pAy ReNt?? Oh gawd-“*
Lowkey something my mum would say
Yass- hahahaha!
@@ari5466 same
I just imagine Daz in a movie theater watching a horror movie and that one scary part comes on him: “Oh ShIT tHe BiTcH is GoNe”
im dead 🤣🤣🤣😭💀
@@m_fls.21ly “Oh ShIt tHe BiTcH is GoNe”
That would be the only time I wouldnt mind someone talking in the movie theater
@@rebekahcraig2375 lmao
I can imagine that as well
I just wanna sit down and watch Horror movies with Daz so he can just complain the whole time 🤣
“Oh Jesus tap dancing Christ”
Damn, what a quote 😂🔥
-daz black 2019 quote of the year
Lol
I accidentally spit out my food and dunk my face in it when he said that 🤣
@@nagitoswifey2957 disgusting child! How dare one thou taste the filth of sins and Satan of the overlord loading the underground hells of earth, and wish upon the wisdom and death the wrecking fire crackling the way up to heaven! DO NOT THOU ONE SHALL GET THATCHER AND BACK!!!!!!!!!
"I nearly swallowed my own lungs"
*12 seconds later*
"Wait how do I swallow my own lungs...?"
Read this as he said it lol
Security Sarge same lol
We need this on a shirt
“Like monks are humming at the door” 😂 I nearly spat my chocolate milk out
i DID spit my chocolate milk out
“Jesus tap dancing Christ” YOUR A LEGEND
shouldnt say his name in vain because He Is Holy!
@@JonathanCarlson-o2s number 1, I made this comment 2 years ago. Number 2, I was quoting. And number 3, I’m not religious, so I don’t see how this is an issue.
"jesus tapdancing christ"
best quote ive ever heard
mhm- i said that in front of my parents and their like “what?” and im like “nothing-“
Me to!!!!!!!
No I meant yeah it is
I say it every day now
Omg yes
Daz's true horror: *Low disk space*
SOOO GODDAMN TRUE
So trueee
Frrrr 😂😂😂
"Oh jesus TAP DANCING CHRIST!!!"~daz black, 2018.
Oops 19 lol
@@samd5843 he said that in 2k18 too 😂😂🌚
😂😂2018😂😂 me at school on the first day
Yeah lol he did
That is the scariest sound ever- the humming tho, me and my brother were outside at night in a dark like football park thing and we heard that behind a bush ;-;
“Billy needs to fawk off.” omg that’s litterly me.
lol
lol
lol
lol
lol
“ Jesus tap dancing Christ “ - daz’s famous phrase
And we love it😂👏🏼
hahahah.
thats the merch I want
That' why I got boxes under my bed, no space for monsters.
Yeah , i dont even have a wardrobe either and the most a monster is going to do if fucking play bayblades with me
I made sure I have one of them beds that's touch the Fricking ground
There are no hiding places in my room.
Carlien Lequesne my bed has fucking draws n it’s just a empty space so I’ve turned my bed around so if I need a toilet at night nothing can grab my feet and I have china dolls under my bed n in my closet 🥺 so I have to have the light on
HCand so true! 😂
2:45
Pretty sure Lucy said to leave the door OPEN not closed
Ok. So I think this one is a bit of a metaphor. I think the dad is abusive towards his daughter but the wife didn’t know. When she was hearing the sounds and he told her to ignore them I think that symbolized her figuring out what was going on. The monster under the bed “billy” is the evil within the father that lurked unseen but incredibly close. When the mom tried to protect her daughter the dad, or “billy” killed her. Just my theory though
maybe
ASMR Rose yeah that also explains the shot at the end that said “our special dance-love daddy” ughh
ASMR Rose I think your right maybe there are some things that you have missed but its pretty much spot on
And u got all that from just that wth😂😂😂
This reminds me of mr smiley from haunting of hill house but I don’t think that’s the case with this
little girl: billy lives under my bed, he's a monster
everyone else: *scared*
daz: is he paying rent?
Kayla Thomas literally lmfao
XD
This is amazing
oh i thought you mean billy eillish
Lmao this Mae me laugh in a time of horror
Daz:"I wanna be their daughter."
Me: No, Daz... No...
Daz no daz NO DAZ NOOOOO
Uh guys help you can’t fit anything under my bed and I still checked
I’ve literally come back to these bc I miss daz insulting his low disk space notifications 😭💀
"Billy does... and he's a monster"
*"DOES HE PAY RENT?"*
Everyone- tf there’s a monster under her bed?
Daz- is he paying rent
i love Daz! XD
Ahh the perfect like number 666 :/
omg yes XD
You can’t have a horror movie without:
-squeaky door
-squeaky floorboards
True story
*”Orphan” has left the chat*
Midsommar
Everything is squeaky. Even turning on a lamp
You forgot something more important...
...
...
You can’t have a horror movie without
...
...
A camera
I feel like Billy is the dad's split personality. like the movie Hide And Seek with Robert DeNiro and Dakota Fanning?
That’s an interesting thought. How’d he get downstairs and snatch the wife so fast under the bed when he wasn’t there in the beginning though 🧐 I really wanna know the people’s thoughts about this when they made this video.
Low disk space merch= kind of genius bc every time it pops up he can lowkey promote it.
As soon as he releases it it'll stop popping up😂
You're an actual Genius
Kiki Baguette why thank you 😂
TheBongo God ikr 😂
What a concept omg😂😂
WE ALL WATCHED THIS AT NIGHT! IM SO HAPPY THAT THE DAZZLERS MADE ME FEEL SAFE WITH THIER COMFORTING COMMENTS!
Jess Duncan I waited till morning 😂
Jess Duncan their* but ikr!
Jess Duncan init 🤣
Honestly tho
I was gonna watch it at 3 am cause I couldn’t sleep but then I was what if there is James p Sullivan in my closet🙃
I don’t have to worry because Billy isn’t allowed in my no no square, or my no no zone.
Reltron NO NO DON’T TOUCH MY BONE THIS IS MY NO NO ZONE
@@soppyoves NO NO DONT SNORT THAT NO THAT IS MY NO NO SNOW
chaiki nanami NO NO DONT TOUCH MY BONE NO NO MY MUMS NOT HOME
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Reltron same
Maybe if we all leave food offerings to our monster-under-the-bed and monster-in-the-closet and demon-in-the-mirror we can peacefully coexist.
Do dead people and/or hellspawn like spicy chicken nuggies?
If that’ll keep my safe then I’m covered, the underneath my bed is covered in food and all sorts of junk.
*daz later that day*
*heard one footstep* ..."LINDA GRAB OUR CHILD WERE YEETING OUT OF HERE
OMG THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD 😂😂😂😂😂
@@ellebasi3598 oh hello army XD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ok the idea is funny but you ruined it with "Yeeting"
Edit: and I got a like so someone agrees
Betsy Valasek picture Daz screaming “yeeting” .-. It’s funny tbh.
Daughter: can you leave my door open
Mom: sure
Mom: *proceeds to close door*
And when i want them closed she opeeensss theeem
And the narrated part where (Moms kisses daughter's forehead while dad watches creepily)
Dead giveaway!!!!
When did this happen-
Mom: looks under the bed and finds daughter.
Daughter: "Mom, there's someone sleeping in my bed".
Lol
The mom “there’s nothing under your bed honey” daughter “yeah billy is...” daz. IS HE PAYING RENT?!?”
hi
Lollll 😂😂😂
Lol lmao
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
PAY THE GOD DAMN RENT BILLY!
"Billy does and he's a monster"
Daz: is he pay rent, oh god. XD
daz: get a knife get a knife
ad: this is a clear aligner
Ahhh omg literally
Jas Smyth this is a switch bike, NO THIS IS A SWITCH BIKE
Man scape
LOL
HaaaAaaAAAA
Anyone else bored because of lockdown and just binge watching this legend
Jack Hilton yup
Yessir
yep🥳
Yeah
Jack Hilton I love Crypt TV and discovered them because of Daz. I come back to this to feel better about these and not as scared lol
6:37 “it sounds like *M O N K S* are humming through the door” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
t r i q q e r e d I read your comment as Daz said it.
I know but I just imagine them being like : Stop having SEX with your daughter half asleep upstairs...
“I nearly swallowed my own fucking lungs” - Daz 👏👏😂😂😂
“Is he paying rent?Oh god.” XD
An American Immigrant you liked the vid didn’t you🌝
now THIS is how I enjoy watching horror films, with my main man Daz randomly interjecting something so logical and so stupid and hysterical lmfao
Hi Mom
I know
No joke when she said "who are you talking to" I jokingly said "billy" as a joke and she said "billy" so I shat my pants and said nothing though the rest of the vid
Leon Okeefe HAHAHA BEST COMMENT
😂😂😅 me too........hel..p....
Leon Okeefe lmaooo
Hahahahahhahahahah perfect
Omg I said shinikwa idk why but I was sharing myself
I was using subtitles and at 13:03 it said "(Daz questions Humanity)" 😂
Daz:i love this family i wanna be their daughter
Me:i think you'll regret saying that
The scene litrelly just came up as i read you comment lol
Same
I read this as he said it 😂😂
😂😂😂
Thought the same.
MUM: hears something creepy and runs to the kids room
ME as a mum: hears something creepy and hides
U obvs don’t have kids... even if you were scared you’d still go get your child.. it’s instinct. 👍🏼
I would take a paper towel roll and run in there waving it around like a sword with my phone flashlight
@@shaylachartrand5095 lol if they pulled me under the bed id just bite them
@Rosie Dog same bro
Same
9:56
Girl: Billy does. And he’s a monster.
Daz: Does he pay rent? OH GOD
Billy needs to fuck offf
MLG ROCKER935 totally
daz : extra confused
the subtites : daz questions humanity
Billy is low disk space lol :3
(O_O) it all comes full circle
sleigh beggy right 😱
NekoEma Yeah
Porn scene comes one
Daz:Alright I Wasn't Ready For This
Drixxy Leo , on*
My Channel lol 😂
Me as a parent would be like: I’m not going to check, that’s scary as hell, bye
TwitchKazzle my mom told me that when your a parent you feel a urge to protect them with your life
@@extralargelarge1625
Sometimes because some parents don’t even care about their kids at all. They don’t even care if they die........
IDK, It’s random content! Some they have to be really shitty to not care tho
Yes, my mom abused drugs seemed like she didnt care but she got a huge scar for me even sometimes if it seems like they dont they do. In other cases you have shitty parents fr.
@@extralargelarge1625
Right
"iS hE pAyInG rEnT?"
I *died*
@@seshieman2579 tomorrow at 3pm
Whats wrong whit you guys?
My funeral is at 8pm, theres a sunset going on then thats why
@@marusky4209 aah good idea! Why didn't I think of that!
You're welcome dude
Man, its like midnight in my country when Im whatching this crap
Wife: you know smoking causes insomnia
Me: so does going on your phone before sleeping but we won't talk about that
gachi gloop lmao 😂
SO DOES FUCKING GETTING INTIMATE AS FUCK 🤣💀
Lollll
me: *finally gets the courage to move my bed away from the wall*
me watching this film: BACK TO THE WALL WE GO
So true, mines in a corner
Just a left-handed guy named Mikie SAME
Lmaoooooo 😂
Love this XD
Xyphæ sameeeee loool
The symbolism. The mother, turning a blind eye, not truly seeing whats going on, 'taken care of'. and the dad. Billy. The true monster. man.
Daz: I have no idea what it's about, Let's dive i-
**LOW DISK SPACE**
Daz: Ahh... I was wondering when you were gone show up...
Make this a Disney movie.
Shoutout to MA HOPEWORLD
@@aminaa8985 YESS QUEEN 💕
Why we have a new Daz-dedicated swearword: JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHH
Omg yess !
“There is one less white woman in this house and no one seems to notice” 😂😂😂
Ben Casino wife-woman
@@laceyy1286 he said white
@@georgepownceby9053 ok....
LACEY UwU he did ...
Tiahna Fifield YES IK
I'm watching this at night in a dark room while it's raining outside....... I should really rethink my life
Im watching before bed
We all watch Daz no matter what time place or video
Daz: get a knife get a knife
Me: GET A DAMNED SHOTGUN
Lmao!.!!!!!!!!!
Not everyone has a shotgun
😂
We’re in the UK we don’t need shotguns😌😎
Little girl: mommy can you leave the door open?
Few seconds later
Mom: *closes the door*
I can always count on Daz to make me laugh 😂
Daz: " Let the child be taken and get back to whatever you were doing "
Child: * Floating *
Little girl: Billy is a monster...
Daz: Is he paying rent?..
Me: 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 LOTFLMAO
Me: **watches scary vid**
My dogs: *Quick she’s watching somethin scary! Bark super loudly and suddenly!!*
Me: *HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THINGS HOLY*
lovesgrandebuterabitchas Ih nu
I just jumped and yelled at them which is normal.
lovesgrandebuterabitchas lol
I was 169th like...ayyyyye
killjoy At the disco Aaayyyyyyyy
Lmao 🤣🤣
ur vids make me feel better whenever i’m feeling down,, thank you daz :)
As soon as the mom said 'ima show you theres nothing under your bed' my volume went
dOwN DoWn dOwN!~
SAME LMAO
SAMEE BAHAHA
Same I turned my phone the other way aswell
i opened the comment section so i wouldn’t see none scary shit 😂
IM DOING THAT RN
THIS. IS. WHY. I. SLEEP. ON. A. MATTRESS. ON. THE. FLOOR.
IT'S. IMPOSSIBLE. FOR. ANYTHING. TO. BE. UNDER. MY. BED
THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT
DUH SAME
MY MATRESS IS MY LIFE.
yeah but something can stand over you
I put loads of stuff under my bed so nothing can hide
Sometimes cartels and stuff hide dead bodies in mattresses
Yep me to!!!!!
If I heard someone in my house I wouldn’t bother packing, it’s their house now
I would be like “bEst fRiEnd!”
Yup. CHOW CHOW✌️😗 IM GONE
I would be like btw my money is upstairs, and you can take it all
Bye Felicia 👁👄👁
I would grab a bat and just start hitting every thing in the house lol.
at least take the pizza rolls
Lol, I'm French so I'm watching with English subtitles and it's hilarious !! When we see him shocked after the dad leaves the girl's room at the end 13:01 it's subtitled "(Daz questions humanity)" I'm dead !!
That little comment: “I nearly swallowed my lungs”
Me; WTF DAZ?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Little girl : *hides under covers*
Mom: *gets dragged under bed*
Billy goes for little girl
Sees she’s under covers
Billy: well shit 😐
BeadyEye Gaming it’s common sense if your under the covers your protected from all monsters
He just looks around confused, not knowing what to do and calls somebody "AYE LOOKSEE! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DUDE, YOU PROMISED ME THERE WERE 3 PEOPLE!"
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i feel like “billy” is the monster at night who molests her???? who also is her dad??i feel like it was all symbolic. like her mom doesn’t know or just cant help.
chloe galinetti woah.
Same. I think that mom gave big hints, like the one about "whatever you do at night" etc. When she finally hears the voices she actually realizes what is happening, she checks the "monster" which is, in fact, the dad and tries to save the girl but is in fact killed by the dad. Him saying that "billiy" doesn't hurt little girls is just basically to manipulate her into thinking that what he does is nothing bad. The video is creepy itself, but if once you start to think about it it gets even worse.
*oh my god, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I didn't need that undertone ADDED! God my brain is not okay with this*
It's Billy Cosby hello?
Remember that he has insomnia and that smoking made him stay up at night. And I think that he was touching the daughter at night
11:55 “Get yo musty dusty crusty looking bone fingers outta here”
I am crying 💀
Pros and cons about hiding in the comments
*Pros:*
-you feel safer
*Cons:*
-spoilers
Why yeppppp
Why yesssssssss
Yes true
That’s a pro for me
Wait spoilers are pros bc you know when there is going to be a jumpscare
*is he paying rent*
Daz you always make me laugh my arse off
Well if he's living in my house and stealing my residents he better be fuckin paying ye rent!
"oh my god, is there someone in there reading a bed time story to her,.. oh god..... RRRRUUUNNNN"
ahahahahahahah XD
I’m scared of horror movies - shorts and daz honestly just made my anxiety better 😭 I got terrified when the mum got dragged under the bed then daz just made me laugh 😭 I actually love you daz 😭💕
I almost swallowed my own lungs. ---- daz black 2019
Someone gets the year right!!!
“Monks humming outside the door” Lmao😂
“Jesus-tap-dancing-Christ” is going to be my yearbook quote
same
I read that then he said it....
when i read this he said it
Mine is gonna be, " Be happy in silence
- Coach Matt 2020 "
Yo samee
"I have so many questions.. ToO mUcH iS uNrEsLoVeD wItH i CAN'T DEAL WITH IT" - another amazing quote buy daz
LMAOO WHEN HE SAID “oh Jesus tap dancing Christ” I IMAGINED JESUS TAP DANCING IN HEAVEN-
Go Jesus Go Jesus Go Jesus
At least we know why there's thunder
Lol
Its thunder lol
Yass Jesus you queen
13:03 PUT SUBTITLES ON AND THEN CLICK THE TIME STAMP OMG IM CRYING IT SAYS DAZ QUESTIONS HUMANITY HAHAHAHAHA
Omg noooooooo 😭😭😭🤌🏻
I can relate.
DEADDDD
DONT SAY WHAT IT SAYS IF YOU WANT ME TO LOOK AT IT
@@cookiebiter5921 Sorry.
Jesus Tap dancing Christ ~Daz Black
That shit for me so damn hard
Love the way he says that😂😂❤️
Chloe Lounge imma put that as my senior quote
Not gonna talk abt how billy just took the mum under the bed? Now the little girl has to sleep knowing that her dead mother is under her bed😭😂
She wouldn't have known
Oh, my wife's brushing her teeth. I really want to kiss her when she's like-
**KSKSKSJDFJDFJDF**
that person yeah
"I want to be their daughter." said Daz.
Little did he know the daughter was about to be *rekt*
Daz: "THERE IS ONE LESS WHITE WOMAN IN THIS HOUSE AND NOBODY SEEMS TO BE DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT!" 😂😭😂
I read the comment at the exact time Daz says it
LMAO the captions
I swear to god PUT THEM ON its so fuckin funny especially at 11:55😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Jesus tap dancing christ is my new favorite saying.
Mom: "Billy is a monster."
Daz: "Does he pay rent?"
Me: "I hope so."
*and they all lived happily ever after*
Linda!!!!!!! please buy this family a new house