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  • @cut
    @cut  6 ปีที่แล้ว +6384

    Follow the guessers on Instagram!
    Dae - @daeshikjr
    Karlos - @karlosdillard
    Rayne - @rayneereign
    Katalina - @katalinabiondi

    • @plantern1357
      @plantern1357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Cut omgg I can finally follow queen Rayne

    • @Innervibration
      @Innervibration 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Hi! what about the contestants? can you tag them too?

    • @KarlosDillard
      @KarlosDillard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thanks CUT ❤️

    • @r3ddw4rfomg23
      @r3ddw4rfomg23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cut th-cam.com/video/_9fWVOfvXJ0/w-d-xo.html

    • @soundfreeks
      @soundfreeks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And our insta is @Soundfreeks and @kiara3758, @pineapplepatrick2

  • @o.lyandzberg2784
    @o.lyandzberg2784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5200

    I loved the exterminator guy, he looks so serious and stone-cold on the outside, but once you get to talk to him a little more, he cracks so many jokes with an absolutely serious face so they're like the funniest ever, he's just adorable

    • @gromplin
      @gromplin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      That’s how he lures in his targets 🌞

    • @soIzec
      @soIzec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      As a German, I can confirm that this is an effective method we use.

    • @lorenzoprejimmy2591
      @lorenzoprejimmy2591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@soIzec German humour hasn't been quite the same since the 1940s, has it?

    • @soIzec
      @soIzec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@lorenzoprejimmy2591 tragically, yes

    • @ismt9390
      @ismt9390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He gave me Mike from Breaking Bad vibes.

  • @hmmmnope2455
    @hmmmnope2455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8136

    The elder German guy is secretly a hitman. "If it *walks* , crawls, or flies, we will kill it."
    That easily applies to humans as well.

  • @peptopanang5292
    @peptopanang5292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19094

    “Yeah I have the iPhone 9”
    Me: “I don’t think that’s right, try again”

    • @jackmahn7269
      @jackmahn7269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +682

      JuiceFNM I was looking but no one was talking bout it

    • @kuepids
      @kuepids 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Lol

    • @Darekk69
      @Darekk69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      Just iphone users in general.

    • @maisiebuckle3246
      @maisiebuckle3246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +479

      There ain’t an iPhone 9 mate

    • @peptopanang5292
      @peptopanang5292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Maisie Buckle exactly

  • @danyelleperez317
    @danyelleperez317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4932

    "its from when my wife tried to stab me to death in a coke induced rage"
    "...woah"

    • @leonametalian
      @leonametalian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      i havent watched this yet and this seems truly terrifying

    • @Ichigo-dh9rd
      @Ichigo-dh9rd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      👁️👄👁️

    • @toadworks7
      @toadworks7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KisukeUrahara2001 bruh..

    • @anthyman1
      @anthyman1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I love how that answer makes it sound like he could be either super broke or really rich

    • @pigeoness22
      @pigeoness22 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nothing to be proud of, actually. It is not an accomplishment.

  • @0oo087
    @0oo087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17461

    The "exterminator" is just a hitman with a sense of humor

    • @bartbart3832
      @bartbart3832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Hahaha

    • @jahimuddin2306
      @jahimuddin2306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      He is Agent 47 in another 50 years.

    • @joannafedjo3994
      @joannafedjo3994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

      That guy is a retired military member in another video, now he's an exterminator, I'm fucking lost

    • @isabellgleiter6192
      @isabellgleiter6192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      @@joannafedjo3994 well he can be both

    • @andygarzia524
      @andygarzia524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Jahim Uddin I’m pretty sure agent 47 can’t age

  • @boxedbygen
    @boxedbygen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4565

    “I can tell you’ve killed some people”
    *smiles approvingly

    • @leonametalian
      @leonametalian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      i havent watched this yet and this seems truly terrifying

    • @searic3203
      @searic3203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      1 generation German as well lol

    • @jaredrioux2037
      @jaredrioux2037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who says something like that 😭

    • @ckevorkianxo
      @ckevorkianxo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sam Playa CODM he literally said “everyone has a price” in response 🤣💯💯

  • @mspresidentsa4090
    @mspresidentsa4090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12462

    From homelessness to 150k - 200k, that's inspiring

    • @timothysullivan4759
      @timothysullivan4759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@anyexpat or Daniel Craig for that matter

    • @happylilwalnut9653
      @happylilwalnut9653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      Also got stabbed by his first wife along the way.

    • @dawgsout4free
      @dawgsout4free 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      @@happylilwalnut9653 you forgot the "coke-induced rage"

    • @mspresidentsa4090
      @mspresidentsa4090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @Brittan Beyl It just did though.

    • @mspresidentsa4090
      @mspresidentsa4090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @Brittan Beyl Ofcourse. That is the reality of living in capitalistic system. Acknowledging his success does not nullify the importance of unequal society. It also does not do any harm to feed into anecdotes like his and feel inspired. There is a place and time and right here in the moment, it's the time appluad his resilience. We can have discourse about how ugly the world is literally every and any other time.

  • @bethhhhh
    @bethhhhh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4680

    shocked no one guessed she’s a hairdresser when she’s dressed like every single hairdresser i’ve ever seen

    • @jonathancruz9627
      @jonathancruz9627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Right 😂😂 every Latina hair dresser looks exactly like her

    • @drewbewho
      @drewbewho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      In retrospect, yes😂 Why didn't i see it?
      But i was just hoping she was going to ask: who's Bill??

    • @cloudythoughts9242
      @cloudythoughts9242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      okay but is she not Danielle Nicolet tho?! They look the same!!

    • @HieuLHoang
      @HieuLHoang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      On mommas

    • @priyankajaiswal7756
      @priyankajaiswal7756 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes!

  • @Murlak
    @Murlak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14520

    "i was raised by 1st generation germans, working is fun" felt that.

    • @Acidorest
      @Acidorest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

      Felt my grandpa in that one

    • @doncarryone6542
      @doncarryone6542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      Kann ich jetzt nicht wirklich nachvollziehen ^^

    • @TheRealGanonKirby
      @TheRealGanonKirby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      @@doncarryone6542 then you're too young to understand. As a German myself, I really enjoy working, no joke. If it's something you wanted to do, you'll feel the same.

    • @doncarryone6542
      @doncarryone6542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Du musst nicht auf Englisch antworten wenn wir beide deutsch sind, und ich denke sicherlich nicht dass ich zu jung bin. Und natürlich mag ich meinen Beruf auch, sonst hätte ich den falschen, aber ich habe durchaus noch ein Privatleben xd

    • @thatsMeXxxx
      @thatsMeXxxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@TheRealGanonKirby Wow, bist du toll... Du bist ja so erwachsen.

  • @hdog79273
    @hdog79273 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6173

    “My first wife tried to stab me to death in a coke induced rage” *laughs*

    • @kayjay5340
      @kayjay5340 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      It's me, I'm the first wife 🤣🤣🤣

    • @willeshachatae9533
      @willeshachatae9533 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      his reaction tripped me out

    • @mmallowwxp
      @mmallowwxp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      It’s true I was the rage

    • @VoxsPats
      @VoxsPats 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      It's true, I was the coke

    • @gakeon963
      @gakeon963 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      it's true, i was death

  • @edolla1542
    @edolla1542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8497

    He rich if he got that iPhone 9. Jeff Bezos doesn’t even have that yet.

  • @dunduddy
    @dunduddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2797

    The homeless guy hit different. Was addicted to drugs at 13 and homeless at 15. Took 17 years to get clean but finally did it and started a business. I will forever have respect for those who want to better their lives, especially those who come from the bottom.

    • @bhoumik911
      @bhoumik911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wait who?/

    • @THUGLIFEML
      @THUGLIFEML 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bhoumik911 the second last guy who owns a IT corporation

    • @kingpower8134
      @kingpower8134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well you could only go up when you're rock bottom

    • @mr.visitor2947
      @mr.visitor2947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Did I miss something? How the hell do you know all of that about him ?

    • @chickensadist7554
      @chickensadist7554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mr.visitor2947 he was probably in a previous vid since they reuse peeps

  • @abhisheksathe123
    @abhisheksathe123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5095

    that old dude is kinda cool. german upbringing, stands like a soldier, says we will kill everything that crawls or flies etc. hes the most interesting of the bunch

    • @Juli-wm5xe
      @Juli-wm5xe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Phil a good boomer

    • @thestudhanson
      @thestudhanson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      he's hot

    • @ethanzink6455
      @ethanzink6455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Walks to

    • @mercytanchiying
      @mercytanchiying 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Abhishek Sathe glad I wasn’t the only one who thought the same way.

    • @siobhanwalsh768
      @siobhanwalsh768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Walks, crawls or flies*

  • @michelyalba4364
    @michelyalba4364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25484

    I knew the homeless guy was one of those rich IT guys that don’t like to dress up

    • @emilyda9043
      @emilyda9043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1644

      SAME! Esp when he said he could wear that to work. Obviously owns his own shit, otherwise no boss would let u wear that. Not even mcdonalds

    • @lordofentropy
      @lordofentropy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +925

      I work in software, and that is like a standard "uniform" for so many dudes. I've known so many guys that literally only have grey shirts and black slacks in their closets lol. I knew he was tech immediately.

    • @andresdiaz2507
      @andresdiaz2507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      lordofentropy Yep, Mark Zuckerberg and his gray shirts anyone?

    • @Jen-dg4tm
      @Jen-dg4tm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I thought he was a gamer.. So I'm gonna say I was little close

    • @marcosjimenez2793
      @marcosjimenez2793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      That's how my uncle is. He wears basketball shorts and a plain white T. He makes over 300,000 a year as an accountant for oil companies. Works from home. But if you seen him out youd think he's homeless. Which he actually started out as. As a kid he lived in a baseball dugout.

  • @Nonbinarymodel
    @Nonbinarymodel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10888

    “This is from when my ex wife tried to stab me to death in a coke induced rage”

  • @johnnysomething153
    @johnnysomething153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1347

    *Old person raised by first generation Germans*
    “You’ve killed some people.”

    • @leonametalian
      @leonametalian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i havent watched this yet and this seems truly terrifying

    • @Eric-km9ip
      @Eric-km9ip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She was annoying af

    • @tavla123
      @tavla123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@leonametalian why did you reply this same thing to multiple comments

    • @Igor_servant_of_Philemon
      @Igor_servant_of_Philemon ปีที่แล้ว

      "No, but they did"

  • @noahphilip4837
    @noahphilip4837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5672

    Guy : I have iPhone 9
    Apple wants to know your location

    • @vine-youwereagreatapp3488
      @vine-youwereagreatapp3488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Noah Philip but there is an iPhone 9 available in shops right now?

    • @noahphilip4837
      @noahphilip4837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Vine- You Were A Great App there’s no iPhone 9

    • @ingeniousdepression6436
      @ingeniousdepression6436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vine-youwereagreatapp3488 Yeah but the iphone xr wasn't out then

    • @Jacob-on9sz
      @Jacob-on9sz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      and she said "do you have the 10 or the X?" when theyre the same thing

    • @mdisiz6234
      @mdisiz6234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha it was probably given to him at work and he's not really into phones

  • @kiwifit620
    @kiwifit620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9458

    I swear I see some of the rudest and most chill people on Cut. There's almost no in between.

    • @shelbycoleman7943
      @shelbycoleman7943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +563

      @Frank Nil Woah there dude the racism JUMPED out. She wasn't labeling every successful woman a prostitute she was just having fun. Also being a sex worker is nothing to be ashamed of. Its a valid job. So take your racist head out of your racist ass and go educate yourself on common decency

    • @TheSilentCosmonaut
      @TheSilentCosmonaut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      This isnt much different to tv. Producers probably ask the people to be more savage for the camera. I work in tv and shit is so fake

    • @12323Michelle
      @12323Michelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Frank Nil I mean Rayne is in the sex industry (professional dominatrix) so she’s knows what the people like and she’s just supporting other women, like what if something goes wrong and they need quick cash? She’s confident in them so they can be confident enough to put themselves out there, but if that’s not what they want then so be it.

    • @danielb3381
      @danielb3381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Shelby Coleman what did he say that was racist?

    • @trashbandit2449
      @trashbandit2449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@shelbycoleman7943 observing a person's color is racist...?

  • @nnnnnnnnnina
    @nnnnnnnnnina 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5627

    "I can tell you've killed some people" omfg

    • @JustHANO
      @JustHANO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      I died. Her and the asian guy didnt give no fuck. They were just trying to have fun

    • @heyhru5908
      @heyhru5908 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Marina Rocha my names Marina too :D

    • @samanthaurbina1243
      @samanthaurbina1243 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Marina Rocha frozen

    • @jamiebakers
      @jamiebakers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      yea that was a little fucked up of her to say.

    • @kimberlycastro505
      @kimberlycastro505 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marina Rocha this part was playing when I was reading it

  • @shreyasmahendra6809
    @shreyasmahendra6809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    "was I right"
    "No"
    "What happened"
    "I'm not broke"
    Damn that cracked me up 😂

  • @joshsheridan323
    @joshsheridan323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2671

    at 4:27 you can see the old guy get ptsd flashbacks when she says “you’ve definitely killed some people” my guy didn’t sign up for this

    • @anar2813
      @anar2813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Josh Sheridan poor guy :(((

    • @oh-ohstinky5819
      @oh-ohstinky5819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Yeah that was weird and uncomfortable

    • @microtransactions2661
      @microtransactions2661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Shellshock bro. Shellshock.

    • @rubyrub69
      @rubyrub69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      4:20

    • @ben_alfred
      @ben_alfred 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      4:23

  • @Sarontes
    @Sarontes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5174

    I was raised by first generation Germans .. work is fun
    Im dead LOL

    • @rrs_13
      @rrs_13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I was raised by 100% mediterranean people in a mediterranean culture in a mediterranean country.
      Work IS fun, as long as you are fortunate enough to be able to understand two things: what things do you want in life, and what do you enjoy doing that can be turned into an steady income wielding profession.
      Most people go the wrong way about choosing a carrer; they go for the highest paying thing, when sometimes they don't even need or want the money, then live miserable off-work lives because their profession sucks the life outta them.
      I've been there. Working my ass off for 130k yearly, slowly killing my off-work life, and didn't even use the money for no big things.
      Now I still work my ass off, but bc I like it, for almost 50k a year. I love what I do and my life is 10x better, and I even have the energy to do more with my free time.

    • @Lea-dq2uy
      @Lea-dq2uy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I'm German and work is definitely not fun😂 Unless you love your job and colleagues

    • @greenwitch5298
      @greenwitch5298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I'm German too and work is definitely fun, if you choose the right career for you ! ;-)

    • @Sarontes
      @Sarontes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      i'm born and raised in germany and he is kinda right though ..

    • @sklaus4141
      @sklaus4141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah German as well and if you choose to do something you like and even if it doesn’t bring a high income with it you can have fun

  • @misslady5645
    @misslady5645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3781

    That man is a inspiration he use to be homeless and now he makes 150+ a year 🙌🏾

    • @whitecherryblossom9535
      @whitecherryblossom9535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Miss Lady Hamdulillah 🤲🏼

    • @Cesar-Avila
      @Cesar-Avila 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      oh my god i didnt even think about this. amazing. the 🐐🐐🐐

    • @elliew9464
      @elliew9464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Also almost got stabbed to death by his first wife, sooo there’s that

    • @elliew9464
      @elliew9464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wesley Weaver can’t argue with that

    • @Rekickit
      @Rekickit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m guessing he was always ok but his first wife fkd him over and he ended up homeless

  • @LilaMudbanana
    @LilaMudbanana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    The exterminator is literally the most sympathetic dude and also possibly a killer for the CIA

  • @marnylito7903
    @marnylito7903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4820

    The old German man is so lovely

    • @gabriel.cavalcante
      @gabriel.cavalcante 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Lovely but deadly 😅

    • @gabrielt6556
      @gabrielt6556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      I personally not gonna mess with this lovely man for sure.

    • @benschroering6464
      @benschroering6464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      He is the perfect example of German humor; so dry you think he might just be a sincere serial killer 😆

    • @Grozarter
      @Grozarter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@benschroering6464 Dry ass sarcasm and irony is pretty standard everywhere in germany lmao

    • @kaylamalinga5912
      @kaylamalinga5912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He low-key scares me.

  • @jwas420
    @jwas420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1952

    "Income? Thank god I thought I was guessing penis sizes" He got me there LOL

  • @noahsegui4430
    @noahsegui4430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5071

    The worst conversation I’ve ever heard=
    “What phone do you have?”
    “An iPhone”
    “The 10?”
    “Nope”
    “The X?”
    “Nope, I think the 9”
    (The x and the 10 is the same thing and the 9 doesn’t even exist) 😂

    • @samhopwood5002
      @samhopwood5002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I would like this comment but it’s at 111 likes and i wouldn’t want to spoil it

    • @intergalacticweatherzone
      @intergalacticweatherzone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But it "does"

    • @OzmaOfOzz
      @OzmaOfOzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@samhopwood5002 i feel ya 😂🙏 i never do that either but i will like a decent comment that has 110 likes 😏

    • @welovemusic8542
      @welovemusic8542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ohhh yeah😂

    • @wisper654
      @wisper654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      And she’s a student for computer science, this fact threw me off 😂

  • @sahilbasera834
    @sahilbasera834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    Wow even hair dressers at Microsoft make 100k+.

    • @majime9877
      @majime9877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      more than their programmers

    • @creatorunknown6708
      @creatorunknown6708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thats 73 lakh per year in our country 😵

  • @ceciliagomes6990
    @ceciliagomes6990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2754

    Asian dude is pretty specific “10 grand a year.......... legally”

    • @jinfin221
      @jinfin221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmfaoo

    • @quakerparrotsoloandme417
      @quakerparrotsoloandme417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would of cried

    • @majime9877
      @majime9877 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @DEMETRIUS BOLLOZOS he works in food service.

    • @Zoe-vd6sr
      @Zoe-vd6sr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      His covering up the losses..

  • @briamonay
    @briamonay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2118

    "Where my wife stab me half death to a cocaine-induced rage" 1:59
    *said as like something that happens an average *

    • @alishahamilton7632
      @alishahamilton7632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dr.Phil's inner drag I LOVE your username😂😂

    • @tortilla6972
      @tortilla6972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmao

    • @briamonay
      @briamonay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alishahamilton7632 thx chica

    • @kylebos6442
      @kylebos6442 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      And he makes 150k per year

    • @briamonay
      @briamonay 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@donaldalexander7666 aww tanks

  • @maxnibert559
    @maxnibert559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3162

    "If it walks, crawls, or flies, we will kill it."

    • @cribird9263
      @cribird9263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Max Nibert I walk, can crawl, still can’t fly.? Plz kill me.?

    • @BiG-JuPO1O1
      @BiG-JuPO1O1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cribird9263 lmao

    • @JJJ2_00
      @JJJ2_00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Me tip toes away in caution

    • @REALANSHUMAN
      @REALANSHUMAN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that was the ss motto back then

    • @claryi.3715
      @claryi.3715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      me: a human being who goes in and out of the airport-
      oh shit:

  • @francia.v
    @francia.v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    “Everybody works four jobs at the end of this line” **rich people laugh the loudest

  • @bbloodyangel1
    @bbloodyangel1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4559

    *what's this tattoo?*
    "Oh just a memory of when my first wife tried to stab me to death"
    *crickets*

    • @PetrHerold
      @PetrHerold 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      That's why you should never ask people about the meaning of their tattoo. :D

    • @KHR327fan
      @KHR327fan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      i choked

    • @justanotherperson05
      @justanotherperson05 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      In a coke induced rage. Can't forget that bit.

    • @11coolerick
      @11coolerick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Sounds like love to me...

    • @armoredwelder6677
      @armoredwelder6677 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Check it out! th-cam.com/video/Q7yMo9Qfaig/w-d-xo.html

  • @shravya7102
    @shravya7102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4735

    Next time my teacher asks me what I wanna be
    Me: Hairdresser at Microsoft

    • @manojkumarKalagara
      @manojkumarKalagara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      First, Go n do your god damn homework girl.

    • @willp9392
      @willp9392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MANOJ boi

    • @Ciara_-jl1yi
      @Ciara_-jl1yi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Shravya Shetty reading this comment made me wheeze 😂

    • @Jay.Laurent
      @Jay.Laurent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LOOOOL 😂 Career counsellors seriously need to put that on the list now.

    • @dcarbs2979
      @dcarbs2979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Boggles ther mind why a computer company needs an in-house hairdresser?! And that's before you get to the salary!

  • @vanessaramsammy4587
    @vanessaramsammy4587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3885

    "I make negative $14000 a year" I feel you sis

    • @davidzhai01
      @davidzhai01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      She is hot. Look at her legs.

    • @alphen9487
      @alphen9487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@davidzhai01 ok but who was talking about that

    • @NEPALESE.AMERICAN
      @NEPALESE.AMERICAN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      David Zhai virus spotted

    • @TheFinancialAlchemist
      @TheFinancialAlchemist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm tryna wife her up!

    • @marcgarrett5427
      @marcgarrett5427 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Obviously before Only Fans.

  • @drewbewho
    @drewbewho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    The german humour was cool. Flew right over their heads a few times.
    "IT guy" was like all my university course mates rolled into one.

  • @deepsockgalactic
    @deepsockgalactic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2246

    As soon as the homeless guy walked in, I knew he was an IT guy.

    • @ranjanmaithani6263
      @ranjanmaithani6263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @fransantelli
      @fransantelli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      same!

    • @akutenshi6946
      @akutenshi6946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      That’s literally how all IT guys look like

    • @welovemusic8542
      @welovemusic8542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      A simple one shade coloured shirt with black pants..and hands in the pocket...gives it away!

    • @shaharikoasap630
      @shaharikoasap630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What's an IT guy?

  • @lorddashdonalddappington2653
    @lorddashdonalddappington2653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3949

    "wow everybody's working 4 jobs on *this* end of the line"
    Preach.

    • @poisonspiders2300
      @poisonspiders2300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Yet there was a guy who was homeless and now makes 100k+

    • @issaazrael8404
      @issaazrael8404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@poisonspiders2300 Luck

    • @lisaeadesauthorandartist
      @lisaeadesauthorandartist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@issaazrael8404 that's not luck. He owns a business. If you have a good idea with great business structure then you can do it :) even if it's a trade like plumbing or electrician they can make a lot owning their own business.

    • @Gaddo_
      @Gaddo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Issa Azrael Lazy people put others fortune down to “luck”

    • @dimaisatree
      @dimaisatree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That’s what it takes to become successful.
      “Average work effort = average results”
      Just look at Elon Musk, that man literally slept in his office office. Worked 100 hours a week meanwhile most people complain when they have to stay an extra hour at work and then those same people complain about the more successful people.

  • @levi-dh9fu
    @levi-dh9fu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4674

    Honestly I like the old guy he's pretty funny

    • @zainalabdulla781
      @zainalabdulla781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      He really is.. and also seemed respectful :)
      Cheers.

    • @AC-ro2rj
      @AC-ro2rj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      "work is fun."

    • @AliCe-fk9ty
      @AliCe-fk9ty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      German humour

    • @MoistOnYoutube
      @MoistOnYoutube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Neo nazi is all charming as ever

    • @anon877
      @anon877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@MoistOnTH-cam just because hes German doesnt mean he's a neo Nazi

  • @Mayan_Hawaiian
    @Mayan_Hawaiian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    “My wife tried to stab me to death in a coke induced rage” 😭😭😭

  • @sparx1417
    @sparx1417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13650

    Anyone gonna realized that the guy said he has a iPhone 9😂

  • @minimashimallow
    @minimashimallow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1506

    Omg I love the exterminator man he looked so serious and intimidating but he's actually such a silly man what a delight

    • @BL00DRIDER
      @BL00DRIDER 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hes a hardened marine

    • @crptc5707
      @crptc5707 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Imagine how everybody reacts if he answered 'I work at Auschwitz' lol

    • @irshadzahidi2130
      @irshadzahidi2130 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dwight Schrute’s father

    • @jodyjansa3207
      @jodyjansa3207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He’s my favorite type of person. The gruff looking old man that’s actually just a big child.

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fibry Halla Fanani woah really?

  • @rockydee7499
    @rockydee7499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2251

    exterminator: "If it Walks, crawls, and fly's we will kill it."
    How much for my ex then?

  • @brendanmcpike184
    @brendanmcpike184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    That asain guy would be a great bartender lmaooo

  • @Kadz
    @Kadz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18165

    "It's a 9"
    _"Oh ok so new-ish"_
    They have no idea that's not even real

    • @adilshaik4228
      @adilshaik4228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +924

      Lol Tech Guy who has iphone 9

    • @jonacube8619
      @jonacube8619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      About to comment this

    • @GHOST_Hesitant
      @GHOST_Hesitant 6 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      She said iPhone 15😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mxchic05
      @mxchic05 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha!

    • @grandereaction2333
      @grandereaction2333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kadz 😂😂😂

  • @cantbeatthebay4765
    @cantbeatthebay4765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1020

    "Oh, that? Yeah, I got it after my wife stabbed me in a cocaine induced RAGE."
    BROOOOO WHAT THE FUUUUK

    • @yourmother8016
      @yourmother8016 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He said "when she tried to stab me"

    • @royalidols1783
      @royalidols1783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lewis シ yup totally doesn’t seem that fucked up now wow

  • @avotecast
    @avotecast 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4980

    As soon as dude said his wife tried to stab him to death in a coke induced rage, I knew he was rich. Only rich people do coke. Lmaoo

    • @mister_bush
      @mister_bush 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Nah

    • @rest8701
      @rest8701 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      So not true. Oh, and btw, people get BROKE from doing coke

    • @avotecast
      @avotecast 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@rest8701 🙄 it was a joke

    • @666m111
      @666m111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lots of poor people also do coke, it is massive in my city with the lower wage groups.

    • @666m111
      @666m111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Benjamin King She clearly said "Only rich people do coke"
      That is not the case, not by a long shot.
      Coke is the main drug in the UK, along with weed and MDMA.
      There are others but brown and crack, along with meth in most places, are looked upon as scummy.
      Admittedly, this differs by what area you live in. I am talking about the West Midlands.

  • @adisdip4657
    @adisdip4657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “Do you wear this to work?”
    “Yes.”
    “So you get to wear this to work?”

  • @meganporter2280
    @meganporter2280 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2962

    "I was raised by first generation Germans...work is fun." 😂

    • @TimonundPumba100
      @TimonundPumba100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ehrlivh?

    • @mudflap2020
      @mudflap2020 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      She was like do you exterminate people 😂 I was weak

    • @03ey86
      @03ey86 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@saumyasaurav159 Dafuq? Go Educate yourself ignorant fuck

    • @samtaylor9714
      @samtaylor9714 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "If it walks, crawls or flies... we will kill it." XD sounds about right

    • @charlotter1312
      @charlotter1312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'm from Germany. So yes work is fun

  • @titorz7078
    @titorz7078 6 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    ." my first wife tried to stab me to death in a coke rage"
    " oh "

    • @titorz7078
      @titorz7078 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Preslee Morris k

  • @benlevy5585
    @benlevy5585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2474

    The Asian guy with the man bun is hilarious:
    Whispers: *"wHy DiD hE dO tHaT?"*

    • @Eternalbloodsilence
      @Eternalbloodsilence 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Iambbean66 4:35

    • @GreenBananaz
      @GreenBananaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I laughed too 🤣🤣

    • @_beenygga1694
      @_beenygga1694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s Korean don’t mind him

    • @Tummis.k
      @Tummis.k 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      xdSwerveZz I Died 😂

    • @leoo3314
      @leoo3314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cuck lord keep ur opinion to urself lmfao

  • @nayagaraphopho3946
    @nayagaraphopho3946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    That boy at the age of 20: make 20k a year
    Me at 20: borrow money from parents to hangout with friends

    • @dantan1249
      @dantan1249 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s not bad. At least your parents seem useful. Having to pay for everything yourself is what would leave you struggling or broke.

  • @coffee357
    @coffee357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3219

    When a guy comes in and says he works for fun- you know he’s German

  • @Damagic1
    @Damagic1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3350

    Who else feels bad for the exterminator he seemed nice but they seemed kinda rude and mean to him just cause he is not like a peoples person

    • @reconquista7189
      @reconquista7189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      AssasionKillerXl AssasionKillerXl i Love him, he‘s a real Prototype of a Grandfather i want to have to scare my friends

    • @Sonia-jk7lf
      @Sonia-jk7lf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      I love him too. He gives off a pleasant vibe. I hope he's having a happy life.

    • @Betterhose
      @Betterhose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      4:00
      He is just a classic german, let me tell you that.

    • @spicyshizz2850
      @spicyshizz2850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@Sonia-jk7lf same seems he works hard everday to be paid little and not really have a life

    • @spicyshizz2850
      @spicyshizz2850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe he has good coworkers, if he aint he should try to talk more everyday to help him

  • @eashalom12
    @eashalom12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2086

    IT guy is probably the most successful of the lot, since his salary is actually only a fraction of his corporation's revenue

    • @ryanlieblein3822
      @ryanlieblein3822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      stfu

    • @dannelle17
      @dannelle17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Exactly. And you could tell that he was pissed that he wasn’t at the end....

    • @90AlmostFamous
      @90AlmostFamous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Yea beaten by life coach, I’d be pissed too

    • @dantan1249
      @dantan1249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@90AlmostFamous I wouldn’t be surprised if she has an even wealthier husband.

    • @Aiibh
      @Aiibh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dantan1249 she's pretty asf. But i do know first hand how much life coaches make and she's a buisness coach too.

  • @he.said.teenjiejer
    @he.said.teenjiejer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    i love dae’s vibes, he’s just trying to have fun with it

  • @JaX-cu7hb
    @JaX-cu7hb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4734

    The exterminator guy definitely sells hard drugs on the low and makes upwards of 10 million a year

    • @needlessoptions
      @needlessoptions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I DON'T WANNA BUUUUY NO MORE, YOUR SHIT AIN'T GETTING ME HIIIIIGH NO MORE

    • @furrylover6953
      @furrylover6953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Hes like heisenberg

    • @JaX-cu7hb
      @JaX-cu7hb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@needlessoptions I'm trapped in my conscious my trap is still bunky, look at all of these hundreds hit up the hood pharmacist...

    • @dnspec6642
      @dnspec6642 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      j w Check out my 30 kill game on TH-cam 😃❤️

    • @alimansour9865
      @alimansour9865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      j w HE SERVE ALL THE MUDDY HE MIGHT SHOOT AT YOUR BUDDY WHO SHOT AT MY BUDDY

  • @allisonmorgan6912
    @allisonmorgan6912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    2:00 "My wife tried to stab me to death"
    he said that so casually though

    • @sunryzen6025
      @sunryzen6025 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      His FIRST wife.

    • @lawbailey
      @lawbailey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wesley Weaver please give us a really brief summary of it

    • @morphz
      @morphz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wesley Weaver Please tell us about it

    • @TheMidwestJess
      @TheMidwestJess 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Wesley Weaver does the look on people'd faces ever get old?

    • @TheOrangeSunsetGaming
      @TheOrangeSunsetGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude has probably told hundreds of people the same story and just kind of brushes it off now. *"Ugh, yeah, some crazy bitch tried to stab me"*

  • @r4____377
    @r4____377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Fairplay to the student guy he’s in college making 25K a year most students are broke or borrowing money and he’s still studying probably for a high end career soon he will be at the top of the line smart guy 👏

  • @SaulOjeda
    @SaulOjeda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3795

    I love how guys in tech can look like homeless and make the most

    • @fredgalaxy7632
      @fredgalaxy7632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Make notes act broke

    • @Thriftxxxx
      @Thriftxxxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fred Galaxy take notes??

    • @t1m3l0rd
      @t1m3l0rd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That was always my aspirations and now the job exists.

    • @badtruebusiness3947
      @badtruebusiness3947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's called overpaid - the value they bring and effort they put in, vs the amount salary paid out ... not equal

    • @t1m3l0rd
      @t1m3l0rd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@badtruebusiness3947 jelly

  • @blaisethompson6537
    @blaisethompson6537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3192

    The German who calls work fun and literally kills things for a living.

    • @JasmineSurrealVideos
      @JasmineSurrealVideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Haven't they always been like that though.... the war?

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So Jeorge Sparve

    • @bcaye
      @bcaye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He's American.

    • @blaisethompson6537
      @blaisethompson6537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Barbara Danley really? How did you gather that?

    • @bcaye
      @bcaye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@JasmineSurrealVideos, my best friend was born in Germany and immigrated to the US as a small child right after the war. She's nearly 70 and doesn't remember anything about that. This is just how Germans are taught. She took care of her mother until her death at 98, only one of her 3 siblings helped at all. I've known her over 20 years and the only time she ever called into work was after major surgery.

  • @lisbeth5642
    @lisbeth5642 6 ปีที่แล้ว +955

    "When you get down from school?"
    -8 years from now
    "Damn that's forever"
    -Mhmh
    Trueeee

    • @s.a.8548
      @s.a.8548 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's because she's not a full time student. It usually takes 4 years to be a BSN.

    • @blvckmansa1432
      @blvckmansa1432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Salmo Ali I think she going for a nurse practitioner position bsn make only 60k -90k depending where you live

  • @lauragage2930
    @lauragage2930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I really like the life coach girl, very down to earth and real! way to go girl!

  • @Mexicobeanpole
    @Mexicobeanpole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1431

    The older gentleman was the most interesting person there.

    • @ryleighkyle
      @ryleighkyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      he was so quiet 💀

    • @antonio3703
      @antonio3703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Aka the real life Creed Bratton

    • @user-us3jy2mb5r
      @user-us3jy2mb5r 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@antonio3703 yes!

  • @jeonboi1009
    @jeonboi1009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    I knew the blonde girl would be one of the higher earning ones. Her clothes are casual but seems good quality. She looks relaxed and confident. She didn’t feed the need to wear all the flashy clothes and jewellery on her.

    • @MellowJelly
      @MellowJelly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      that's fair but if i were rich i'd be dressed the fuck up not because i'm trying to impress people, but because I love fashion. i fuckin love fashion and expressing myself that way. it would be naive to assume that someone who dresses is up is solely doing it to impress others! :)

    • @Ilovegagaification
      @Ilovegagaification 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      As soon as she said she got her shirt from Nordstrom I knew she had money

    • @teancoffee208
      @teancoffee208 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I always find it fun to look at all the subtle signs of a person's wealth. Im not rich at all (genuinely the opposite), but I come into contact with rich people all the time at both of my jobs. Most of them try to dress down, but there's one thing that no one can escape: the lure of quality. If you can afford a quality product, you will get that product. It also shows in how well kept a persons appearance is- their hair, nails, teeth, skin, etc.

    • @kakashi99908
      @kakashi99908 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She gives off some what of a unnatural amount of self confidence. Like she knows she makes a lot but she isn't rich

    • @gigi_monster
      @gigi_monster 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey it’s jungkook

  • @hansaroos203
    @hansaroos203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    12:35 the exterminator guy wanted to laugh so bad but he kept it in to maintain his badassnes.

  • @siphosimwanza4429
    @siphosimwanza4429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The old man's definitely killed people. He's got that look.

  • @GabrielK098
    @GabrielK098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    "If it walks, crawls or flies, we will kill it!" that one sentence had me rolling.

    • @arcer4524
      @arcer4524 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Humans walk (scared) .

  • @sharese3939
    @sharese3939 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9607

    2:57
    Hate to break it to ya but there’s no such thing as an IPhone 9 😂

    • @vinnyambrose4586
      @vinnyambrose4586 6 ปีที่แล้ว +686

      Sharese Newbill I looked for this comment and found it right away haha

    • @jemiahthompson556
      @jemiahthompson556 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Sharese Newbill hate to break it to you but it is

    • @dancergymnast4805
      @dancergymnast4805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      😂😂 im wheezing

    • @Ahmad-ss9hy
      @Ahmad-ss9hy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Riley Coleman no there’s not 😂😂

    • @ir2491
      @ir2491 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      SwiftyRift SAMEEE!!!

  • @kjh3514
    @kjh3514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4870

    That German man was so obviously a veteran and that black woman kept pushing that “killing people” joke on him.... he was uncomfortable af and you could tell

    • @balyeetbhagaloe6416
      @balyeetbhagaloe6416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      stan mamamoo i mean out of experience you do get those vibes out of someone who has killed tho

    • @elianalynn6254
      @elianalynn6254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +475

      SkinnyThicc Legend pffffftttt
      oooohhhh iiiiiii dooooonnnttttt knoooowwwww
      maybe it might bring some goddamn PTSD flashbacks

    • @yMalte
      @yMalte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @TheInternetBoss and you are a stupid kid who things just because your german your a nazi

    • @dadada8464
      @dadada8464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +414

      and she called another girl a hoe, she is really rude

    • @josiec6864
      @josiec6864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      stan mamamoo I felt bad for him tbh.

  • @FRISHR
    @FRISHR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    9:25 when the old man said he’s an exterminator, that was the moment he became Heisenberg.

  • @sasakiumiquema9608
    @sasakiumiquema9608 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2363

    Guess my inco-
    *_STUDENT DEBT_*

    • @Unyt
      @Unyt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      We need hackers to delete all student debts

    • @asgardplays7139
      @asgardplays7139 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Many countries in the world have free education and healthcare. People in America pay for everything in their country.

    • @nixc71
      @nixc71 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sasaki Umiquema your welcome for the like for 1k

    • @GlamsUnknown
      @GlamsUnknown 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Madara depends..when you're a EU citizen you study for free within the EU and Northern European countries for instance have the highest ranked education system worldwide. However many other countries still make fees, but these are for everyone, no matter if national or international student

    • @GlamsUnknown
      @GlamsUnknown 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Madara EU foreigners don't study for free...

  • @assix3885
    @assix3885 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    "i can tell you've killed some people"
    4:20
    *SMILES*

  • @bryn6844
    @bryn6844 6 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    12:09 ‘’Now are you the hoe??”
    I am deceased 😂

  • @barbieandguns7294
    @barbieandguns7294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I love the oldest man’s charisma. He’s classic.

  • @georgiamay1569
    @georgiamay1569 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2099

    dude when he said he had the iPhone 9 I actually thought for a second it existed

    • @aiden3739
      @aiden3739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Georgia May IPhone xr

    • @AddaxCrazy
      @AddaxCrazy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      iPhone XS, XS Max and the 9 like Aiden said

    • @559shotcalla
      @559shotcalla 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It does though

    • @SJ-ci3yp
      @SJ-ci3yp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I was today years old when I found out the iPhone 9 existed

    • @Centricsts
      @Centricsts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AddaxCrazy but those don't start shipping till the 21st, and these videos are filmed a few weeks to a couple months in advance.

  • @x50music
    @x50music 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12975

    Imagine if Mark Zuckerberg in his super casual clothing was there and they didn't know who he was, what would he get?

    • @nevichan
      @nevichan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1668

      Officially, 1 dollar a year.

    • @GuerillaWar4s
      @GuerillaWar4s 6 ปีที่แล้ว +630

      A reptilian.

    • @HamnetsWorld
      @HamnetsWorld 6 ปีที่แล้ว +631

      " are you a lizard?"

    • @heriotza4418
      @heriotza4418 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Neville Chan I feel bad for laughing at this.

    • @addie8035
      @addie8035 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      A battery recharge

  • @7inline
    @7inline 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1322

    Get the Asian dude on this show again! He was hilarious but respectful at the same time, loved him!

  • @Hey_ItsGofa
    @Hey_ItsGofa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The black lady cracks me up😂😂😂
    And the Asian guy too😂😂

  • @americanenigma_5108
    @americanenigma_5108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    That IT guy who said “ yeah that’s my work clothes “ I was hoping he would be top of the rich line

    • @chriselias3881
      @chriselias3881 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He is I don't know why they put the girl at the end she makes 129k

    • @silentbeatsxc1066
      @silentbeatsxc1066 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Your math is off my dude. The lowest she makes with the amount she gave puts her at 180k.

    • @jeremechia9121
      @jeremechia9121 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      once he starts him company he prob would

    • @Pacolad
      @Pacolad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      American Enigma _ I thought right away he might be a developer or in IT

    • @sssophie9292
      @sssophie9292 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ceg 2009 ? 15-20k a month is like 180-240k a year

  • @wendychen425
    @wendychen425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +989

    "Was I right."
    "No."
    "Oh. What happened??"
    "Im not broke!"
    I dies of laughter, 7:45

  • @Thekazekeza
    @Thekazekeza 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1918

    "What do you do for fun"?
    "Work"
    "You work for fun?"
    "I was raised by first generation germans... Work is fun"
    💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sikaremon
      @sikaremon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@peblrox that's nothing u can just say a lot of people could feel offended by you saying that

    • @swash4440
      @swash4440 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      As a German I can verify his statement

    • @HairMakeupSkinBody
      @HairMakeupSkinBody 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LEM N' EMS you can’t say that! So out of order

    • @Thekazekeza
      @Thekazekeza 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@lemnems582 you're sick for baselessly assuming that. get your prejudices in check

    • @Thekazekeza
      @Thekazekeza 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Viral Intent no he isnt

  • @zidan6015
    @zidan6015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    I cringed so hard when I heard, “ I can tell you’ve killed some people”. That can induce PTSD

    • @SteamyBun
      @SteamyBun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      100%, that was not cool of her!

    • @ciarancawley5182
      @ciarancawley5182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Surely if you could be triggered by something like that you'd avoid doing something like this?

    • @aubreydevries7863
      @aubreydevries7863 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😢

    • @zidan6015
      @zidan6015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@ciarancawley5182 oh clarifying, i'm not the one who can get PTSD from that statement, i just know that it is a very harmful thing to say to a veteran.

  • @aryamansinha7436
    @aryamansinha7436 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1673

    "is that the iphone x? " "nah" "the 10?" "nah it's probably the 9, I guess" ABSOLUTE GENIUSES

    • @megolitobucci6439
      @megolitobucci6439 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      lmfao X is 10 in roman numerals how did that go over their heads, and im not to keen on apple products im using a 5S still but i think they skipped 9

    • @megolitobucci6439
      @megolitobucci6439 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      good to know. so 9 is coming out or is already out?

    • @guilhermebranco8572
      @guilhermebranco8572 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Guy doesn't even know what iPhone he has

    • @hanakiats1258
      @hanakiats1258 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      nirvanaa boy fxabgg

    • @oadaoada
      @oadaoada 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The iPhone 8 came out last year along with the X. They ARE skipping 9.

  • @LookAtLifeVlogs
    @LookAtLifeVlogs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1162

    This guy said he has the 9....AND SHE BELIEVED HIM! Lmao

    • @adrianna986
      @adrianna986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Manny Moore
      She was like “ohhh it’s the 9 okay so it’s newish”

    • @pamelabetances143
      @pamelabetances143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Maybe she was just trying to be polite and nice since she doesn’t know him very well but wtf I would’ve called that out 😂🤦‍♀️

    • @LookAtLifeVlogs
      @LookAtLifeVlogs 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pamela Betances 😂😂

    • @drgnfyre9546
      @drgnfyre9546 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Comp Sci ladies need to know their technology. e_e

    • @lilfairyprincess1o1
      @lilfairyprincess1o1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh I bet it wasn't his lmao "iPhone 9"

  • @ajd4522
    @ajd4522 6 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    Normal Person: lives in 2018
    Guy with iPhone 9: lives in 3018

    • @rjfootnews
      @rjfootnews 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This made my day

    • @joinrichworld
      @joinrichworld 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      When you buy your iphone from wish

    • @ziistyleaftermath
      @ziistyleaftermath 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anson's Old Trash Channel 🤣

  • @rippel1111
    @rippel1111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “I can tell you’ve killed some people”
    *nods head*
    😂😂😂

  • @chloebaker1345
    @chloebaker1345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    “if it walks, crawls, or flies, we. will. kill. it. “ haha i love this guy

    • @danilotibrey2880
      @danilotibrey2880 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dv hcgacer c

    • @Shay45
      @Shay45 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      When he said that I though "..so people. You kill people."

    • @MrNeosantana
      @MrNeosantana 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      An exterminator whose parents are German immigrants...
      Dude, the jokes write themselves.

    • @nobody-fo9px
      @nobody-fo9px 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I jump

    • @lilly-lz4us
      @lilly-lz4us 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ihab H. Bouch how is that a joke?

  • @kelseyschramm
    @kelseyschramm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1808

    dude that one guy must be pretty special to be the only person in the world with an iphone 9

    • @chewsir
      @chewsir 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Or maybe he doesn't care because the company paid for it.

    • @FlatDonut
      @FlatDonut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ehhh yeahhh...

    • @Nocturnes1984
      @Nocturnes1984 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There is someone from Microsoft present so I'm pretty sure the person with the Iphone 9 is a spy!

    • @francesbrooks228
      @francesbrooks228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🎈🎈 *WAN2T ME? LO8OK, I MASTB*ATE NAK8ED,снеск VID8еО.* 💍

    • @cutieepiee
      @cutieepiee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      exclusive shit lmaoo

  • @bodyofhope
    @bodyofhope 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1911

    Kudos to the formerly homeless man now making 150k! That's one hard working, determined man right there 💪

    • @jiffjiffernson7292
      @jiffjiffernson7292 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Indeed. Few exceptions; Artist Mgr. is lying. Cut that # in 1/2. Everyone knows what phone they have if they use it for work. It is a tool. Nurse's 200k expectations are not present day. 8 yrs part-time? RN goes 70-80ish depending on city. Mgrs 80-100 I believe. Hard workers. I don't know what she said she was. Hard to believe full-time service person still makes just a 40k living wage, and a guy shows up smelling like weed, agrees, and is actually working.

    • @kushy2249
      @kushy2249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jiffjiffernson7292The future is now

    • @brownhippy
      @brownhippy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but anyone can lie on there you know its the internet.

    • @AbrahamsYTC
      @AbrahamsYTC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jiffjiffernson7292 Yeah, when I used to be a CNA I met quite a few RNs and ask them what could I expect (hinting at what they make) if I continued down the nursing field. Lowest I got was like 60k. I would say the average i got was as you said 70-80k. But one of the RNs made supposedly 140k working at private prison and as one of the more senior nurses. So it might be possible, but it is completely not the normal and at the very highest range. I looked online and although it doesn't seem too reliable, it says RNs with "higher" titles can hit that range of 150k.

    • @fr0zdify
      @fr0zdify 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wtf ru saying

  • @kam2115
    @kam2115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Is that what you tell your clients??" 😂 That was good

    • @KpopR9
      @KpopR9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She even blushed and stumbled because he was probably right! Lol

  • @Kadz
    @Kadz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3927

    *_Imagine if this was a lineup of TH-camrs_*

    • @louisb8672
      @louisb8672 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      why r u everywhere

    • @sienuhhh1794
      @sienuhhh1794 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Kadz Jeffree Star would be at the end

    • @Eyebrows842
      @Eyebrows842 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      pewdiepie would be at the start because all his videos get demonetized
      but none would share their income

    • @Angel-ft8ni
      @Angel-ft8ni 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kadz pewdiepie or ninja would be on the top

    • @momadno1493
      @momadno1493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kadz _

  • @retrofury6365
    @retrofury6365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +955

    The guy whose wife tried to stab him was just screaming IT firm boss

    • @acevedoyadi
      @acevedoyadi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Retro Fury literally. They all look the same :|

    • @mr.stealyourhoney5762
      @mr.stealyourhoney5762 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      sumsar01 Computer science majors make a lot of money. With the way we are going now that number is going to increase.

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture3768
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture3768 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Read my name

    • @Atombender
      @Atombender 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely IT guy. Didn't expect 150-200k though.

    • @therealtrendingpage6765
      @therealtrendingpage6765 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He said she had a crack addiction nd he was homeless I thought he was homeless or a hunter

  • @urbanendling5526
    @urbanendling5526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    "My ex wife tried to stab me in a coke induced rage"...
    *long deafening pause*
    ".........ooOoh"

  • @laciehamlin9340
    @laciehamlin9340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I just want to hug that German dude. He looked like he needs one.

  • @roastreviews1562
    @roastreviews1562 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1214

    Everytime I find a dollar on the floor I pick it up, my net worth is around $7

    • @Nicolina12
      @Nicolina12 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Roast Reviews c

    • @dripsin77
      @dripsin77 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mine is about 15 dollars

    • @eddiemwaniki167
      @eddiemwaniki167 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lucky

    • @BernieSanders-bn5dk
      @BernieSanders-bn5dk 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      $220

    • @RobaRM
      @RobaRM 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Higher. Further. Faster. Watch the trailer for Marvel Studios’ Captain Marvel, in theaters March 8, 2019.
      goo.gl/EPCQUT

  • @cooljazzftw1172
    @cooljazzftw1172 6 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    12:08 "now are you the hoe"
    lol I cracked up so much.

    • @rrritschi
      @rrritschi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @dloso8374
      @dloso8374 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Loool.... What the fuck is a life coach though !? ... 16,000-20,000 a month !?!? Shes taking the piss! Lol Imagine knowing you can go ape with 10,000 in a month and spend it on whatever and still have left overs to then know you're gonna get another 16-20,000 next month. 😭
      #Winning #LifeHack #TheLittleRichBitch

    • @mymind-1069
      @mymind-1069 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please I need your support for my channel. My dream is to have 1000 subscribers

    • @sojansetly6810
      @sojansetly6810 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I died😂😂

  • @nevem8584
    @nevem8584 6 ปีที่แล้ว +950

    Exterminator guy: "If it walks, crawls or flys, we will kill it"
    Me: Soo humans are included?

    • @1MinuteFlipDoc
      @1MinuteFlipDoc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      and he's got a bad knee and back (braces). life of a blue collar person. can't afford to retire. sad. :(

    • @yourmad6925
      @yourmad6925 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1MinuteFlipDoc I couldn’t help feeling bad too.

    • @nevem8584
      @nevem8584 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      1MinuteFlipDoc yeah I felt bad

    • @zodd270
      @zodd270 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's doing better than most of america so I wouldn't feel bad for him. People can be happy at any wage though. It's all about what you do with the money you have.

    • @dsmith6479
      @dsmith6479 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nève M I mean he is a German

  • @saiya5452
    @saiya5452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    yall can't lie.....lowkey, the old man was a vibe