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I hate to break it to you...but Sir KKKier will be in short£y to ensure your wish never comes true. The empire of £ies is currently being measured up in Savi££e Row.
Sounds about right. If I can steal a comment from elsewhere "I've realised I'm listening to comedians to stay informed because the politicians are a joke"
@SamuelEMPowell131 As George Carlin sais - think of how smart the average [insert nationality] person is and then take a moment to realise that 50% of them are dumber than that! ;-)
These guys are A-grade wordsmiths! Every video is sharply crafted, carefully thought out, and full of jokes that hit the bullseye every single time. They deserve every success 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
It was awesome to know that my tax allowance is frozen till 2028 but that people earning more than me would save big on the NI cut. Now where is that trickle down money again?
Nail on head! An increase of tax allowances wouldn't benefit the rich because they lose 100% over £125,000. Cutting the employee NI rate means everyone who pays NI including the rich people who pay NI will benefit. Of course those on higher wages will benefit from a larger NI reduction and poor people who earn under the NI threshold will get no benefit at all.
@@stephengraham1153that's not true. The rich won't gain more from the NI cut because the rate is only going down between the lower and upper thresholds. The upper is £50270 p/y, above that amount the rate still remains at 2%. Now obviously £50000 is still in the top 10% of earners I believe but far from considered rich.
Except... Someone earning £28,000 a year will save about £51 thanks to the cut in NICos. But the freezing of income tax thresholds will cost the same person about £56. So they're actually WORSE OFF by about £5. Per month.
Parliament Square looking fabulous, I thought Charity did very well to report whilst avoiding the Met Police V BLM fight over the statue of Churchill. A now daily event that is vying with the changing of the guard as one of London's premier tourist attractions.
Council tax going up, rent going up, wages staying the same, price of everything going up that NI cut will save me *taps calculator in style of Honest Government Ad's* FUCK ALL! Let's not forget public services on their arse which will be subject to... MORE CUTS! All from a Cutting Hunt.
Don't you worry, I'm alright, Jack We've never had it so good House in Hampstead, fallout bunker Done everything we could Fitted the Rolls with a shatterproof windscreen Soon as we heard the news
Effin lovely. A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat, a finger is just enough , until its time to eat. I salivating at thought of an extra one. Great shout Larry n Paul.
Great outside broadcast. Taking the time and trouble to go live from Parliament Square is something not many nedia companies do any more. The tories are helping me de-clutter my home. Gone is all the food cluttering up my larder as well as all the junk accumulated in my fridge. I'm gradually emptying my medicine chest by not replacing the various remedies and prescription drugs as they run out. Well done tories, you're wonderful 🎉🎉
Has anyone actually done the maths to find out whether that £50 every 45 seconds is true? It feels like it could be....and if it is, then it should definitely be the next 'Led by Donkeys' campaign.
I'd read somewhere that Sunak makes around £30 million a year 'passive income' on his £700 million assets...so I suppose, from his point of view, the economy is doing rather well.
No one with that sort of money puts it in interest earning accounts. It will be invested in some combination of equity funds, bonds and other financial instruments. If he is like most U.K. investors it will be in global markets as far away from the dismal U.K. stock market as possible.
We based it on an ordinary savings account. Obvs the Sunaks will get a much better deal than us plebs. Then they’ll chuck some away to avoid high tax! Plus ca change!
I too live in the rarefied top percent of very very rich people just like you. 2p pence off is so very very very good for me because I have loads of cash. Now I can have more. Not that I'd notice....scoff scoff scoff.
9% on 700m = 50 stg every 1.99 seconds...(assuming we're pooling his and the missus money - he could get more than 9% if he tried hard enough though...)
The Tories, who I have never voted for so I can't say I'll never vote for them again, have done one thing for me ... with their racist dog whistling now have me considering going from atheist to Muslim. (Love the choice of one of your archive research team for the 'arse clenching' comment, I've double down arse clenched myself to my seat now).
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Hats off to you two, it must be getting harder by the day to actually satirise this shit.
That was satire? I thought it was real news.
Spot on 😂
The last decade will be redacted from every history book.
No one in the future will believe this shit actually happened...
Please let this be the last Tory government this country has to endure
I hate to break it to you...but Sir KKKier will be in short£y to ensure your wish never comes true.
The empire of £ies is currently being measured up in Savi££e Row.
I agree with the other fellows comment. It's kiers blue coat
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Spoiler... It won't
Not likely -Labour look likely to win the next election
Sounds about right.
If I can steal a comment from elsewhere "I've realised I'm listening to comedians to stay informed because the politicians are a joke"
How did we end up living in a world where this is closer to the truth than anything coming from no.10?
👍👍This is 'Spitting Image' for the '20s
Someone out there voted for them
@SamuelEMPowell131 As George Carlin sais - think of how smart the average [insert nationality] person is and then take a moment to realise that 50% of them are dumber than that! ;-)
These guys are A-grade wordsmiths! Every video is sharply crafted, carefully thought out, and full of jokes that hit the bullseye every single time. They deserve every success 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Why thank you! That's very nice to hear!
It was the whatever you do, do not mention Brexit has wiped 5 % off GDP budget. (Maybe 6%)
"The final Conservative budget for a 1000 years!" 😂😂😂😂
Far too soon
It was awesome to know that my tax allowance is frozen till 2028 but that people earning more than me would save big on the NI cut. Now where is that trickle down money again?
I fear it may be trickling into off-shore ex-pat accounts.
Nail on head! An increase of tax allowances wouldn't benefit the rich because they lose 100% over £125,000. Cutting the employee NI rate means everyone who pays NI including the rich people who pay NI will benefit. Of course those on higher wages will benefit from a larger NI reduction and poor people who earn under the NI threshold will get no benefit at all.
The tories really don’t like poor people, except when they are wiping their arses in the care home.
@@stephengraham1153that's not true. The rich won't gain more from the NI cut because the rate is only going down between the lower and upper thresholds. The upper is £50270 p/y, above that amount the rate still remains at 2%. Now obviously £50000 is still in the top 10% of earners I believe but far from considered rich.
Except...
Someone earning £28,000 a year will save about £51 thanks to the cut in NICos.
But the freezing of income tax thresholds will cost the same person about £56.
So they're actually WORSE OFF by about £5. Per month.
You guys should be on national tv!! Absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
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They’ve ruined Parliament Square with traffic, it looks like a big bag of shite
I went on a the pub last night to celebrate my new found wealth. I spent my extra cash on a packet of peanuts and a glass of soda water.
Glad to hear it!
Parliament Square looking fabulous, I thought Charity did very well to report whilst avoiding the Met Police V BLM fight over the statue of Churchill. A now daily event that is vying with the changing of the guard as one of London's premier tourist attractions.
Fantastic news! I can finally consider adding a second, smaller cardboard box to my open air living space.
One seats.
Another mess for the next lot to clear up😅😅😅
Well done Charity....always there on the front line.
Sunak is the willy of the people 🎉
Willy’s are useful
Council tax going up, rent going up, wages staying the same, price of everything going up that NI cut will save me *taps calculator in style of Honest Government Ad's* FUCK ALL! Let's not forget public services on their arse which will be subject to... MORE CUTS! All from a Cutting Hunt.
Too close to reality to be satire😭
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He said "Willy!1"
more straight forwards truth than the actual news
More reliable than most news agencies. That’s #BrokenNews, baby!
Yes loving the impartial news! Brilliant!! 😂❤
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Don't you worry, I'm alright, Jack
We've never had it so good
House in Hampstead, fallout bunker
Done everything we could
Fitted the Rolls with a shatterproof windscreen
Soon as we heard the news
Of course, keep the people distraced from things elsewhere!
Effin lovely. A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat, a finger is just enough , until its time to eat. I salivating at thought of an extra one. Great shout Larry n Paul.
What a lovely story
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"Arse clenching" on the anchors backdrop.of Sunak's ordinary family vid. I spat out me beer man... 😂
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Parliament square looks a lot like The White House....
Good one!!😅👏👍
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Great outside broadcast. Taking the time and trouble to go live from Parliament Square is something not many nedia companies do any more. The tories are helping me de-clutter my home. Gone is all the food cluttering up my larder as well as all the junk accumulated in my fridge. I'm gradually emptying my medicine chest by not replacing the various remedies and prescription drugs as they run out. Well done tories, you're wonderful 🎉🎉
Brilliant 😂😂😂
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Fracking brilliant!
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Great 2b so ALONE in Great Britain.
good to know that rishi will be okay
What a lovely budget
It's good to know that the everything is going so well, you never know I may even come back to England if it keeps on like this.
Are you mad!! I would rather chew off both my own arms than go back.😂
Also, please for the love of whichever-God-you-like, share this TH-cam link.
Shared 😂😂😂
Sorry lads. No god here. I'm devout atheist 😂 I shared it with the other godless commies anyway😂😂
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Brilliant once again
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You always make me laugh
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Great video, Well done Larry and Paul
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You guys are a tonic! Thanks so much
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What a relief....
Has anyone actually done the maths to find out whether that £50 every 45 seconds is true? It feels like it could be....and if it is, then it should definitely be the next 'Led by Donkeys' campaign.
I'd read somewhere that Sunak makes around £30 million a year 'passive income' on his £700 million assets...so I suppose, from his point of view, the economy is doing rather well.
No one with that sort of money puts it in interest earning accounts. It will be invested in some combination of equity funds, bonds and other financial instruments. If he is like most U.K. investors it will be in global markets as far away from the dismal U.K. stock market as possible.
We based it on an ordinary savings account. Obvs the Sunaks will get a much better deal than us plebs. Then they’ll chuck some away to avoid high tax! Plus ca change!
It was as exciting as 6 month old rice pudding, with nothing for OAP's except the payment of more taxes because of fiscal drag.
Genius !!
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Wonderful stuff. Thanks for making the dreadful business of enduring the Tories' mismanagement of the country more tolerable by joking about it.
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Brilliant.
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Will do.@@larryandpaul
Brilliant, fellas. :)
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Best yet .. awesome
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Guys. Great job. Get Pie on as a correspondent
Working on it!
I too live in the rarefied top percent of very very rich people just like you.
2p pence off is so very very very good for me because I have loads of cash.
Now I can have more. Not that I'd notice....scoff scoff scoff.
lovely story
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If this wasnt so funny I'd cry
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Nice work guys.
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All coming up daisies in Luxembourg. Who voted the Tories in?
This is hilarious,) More of it
2:20 Anyone know who the “Arse-clencher’s” shares have been transferred to ?
9% on 700m = 50 stg every 1.99 seconds...(assuming we're pooling his and the missus money - he could get more than 9% if he tried hard enough though...)
Mmmmmmm half a Freddo
Team - script amazing . Well done . Hession
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Nice one guys. X
The names of the reporters get me every time but 'Willy Spume' I think, has caused a hernia.
Give this man an Oscar 1:19 😅
Non dom was pushed by clarke in 88
And a mere 36 years later...
You forgot to mention stuff went up 2 pence a ton.😊
Is the roving reporter actually near a KFC, or is the advertising board behind him inappropriately located? I need to know.
you're never more than 800m from a KFC in that part of the world...
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NO, guys! That's really unfair. It is a known fact that trickle-down economy works. Trust me, I'm a billionaire!
Which part is broken? From an amateur engineers perspective, more of a hobbyist really, the sets appeared quite sturdy.
It's the iPhone chargers. Every single one has worn down to the wire.
The Tories, who I have never voted for so I can't say I'll never vote for them again, have done one thing for me ... with their racist dog whistling now have me considering going from atheist to Muslim.
(Love the choice of one of your archive research team for the 'arse clenching' comment, I've double down arse clenched myself to my seat now).
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final Tory budget.....for a thousand years. A lovely story.
😂😂😂😂😂
Someone has to be taking the piss for it to be trickling down. Just saying.
Kid starver 😂
Hope the live reporter was ok, seemed as if he might be having some domestic issues back home with Linda.
What a lovely story.
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What a lovely story.
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