Also, blatantly discriminatory against poorer kids, gifting far more in both quantity and value to children from rich backgrounds, thus perpetuating and increasing the inequality.
Blooming Tory Santa ! Living in the North Pole to claim non dom status. I bet he used the VIP lane to sell PPE (made by the little people) to the government.
Well Done Guys. Traffic looking very busy in Lapland. The concept of Rudolf off his antlers on Columbian Marching Power brought a tear of joy to my eye. Certainly a “Lovely Story” just before The Festive Season.
Merry solstice chaps 🎉😁🌅 thanks for the shows this year 🙏 British comedy ain’t dead, it’s just gone “underground” 😉 keep it up and have a good content New Year 🙌🏻 (an election year to, perhaps the best gift 🎁🫣)🌀
If we're using the SI prefixes, then it's a million. But if we're using the Greek word meaning "small", size doesn't matter. It's the effect that counts.
Grueltide greetings. As a retired elf, who blew several whistles. I can safely say his drunken antics would make Caligula blush. Lovely story from lap it up land. 🤣Keep even more lovelier stories coming, the country needs you.👍
You hit every note perfectly, spot on genius ! ... also appreciated the entirely appropriate for the festive period of giving, your double barrels at the odious concrete grower (is concrete also edible ? - it would make some sort of sense). (Sub'd)
What a lovely story. A very happy nondenominational winter break to you too! As for Santa's sweatshop, I always suspected it. Or at least I'm now going to claim that I did, in order to make me look smart. Although it'll probably make me seem instead like a complete bandwagon-jumping tool for saying nothing about it years ago...
Emotionless comment. Enjoying new content and congratulating British funnymen on a job well done this year. Looking forward to more in the coming months.
Climate change is a terrible thing: not a flake of snow to be seen in Lapland. And just think how all them airmiles have exacerbated the problem... A lovely story all the same. Gwyl gaeaf hapus x
The guy was Greek but after overwhelming Turkish Muslim illegal migration to the Christian Anatolia and de-Christianisation of Asia Minor, the poor guy had to flee to Scandinavia.
Super festive topic, Merry Xmas to you and my fullest hopes that Santa will chute down your chimney and leave a little something behind... you know what I mean ;-)
Breaking News from the grotto - FC will be having Roast Johnson and Rees-Migg Sprouts for dinner when he gets home on the 25th. Happy Christmas. Yo ho ho. #GeneralElectionNOW
Lapland looking lovely. Gotta feel for the git, getting crapped on by a group of reindeer for 24 hours, he'll be talking shit for years, like Mike Graham.
About damn time. Should have been cancelled years for not existing, but the wokerati were all "that's intolerant". Amusing that the same kind of people have now cancelled him.
Please ensure that your reporters are appropriately dressed on their assignments. The weather in Lapland is extremely unwarm most of the year round and clearly was even unwarmer during his or her report. Surely the massive budget that Broken News clearly has could run to a second hand parka and a muffler. Mr Fnoot did well under what were obviously dreadful conditions
Lovely story. Lapland looking as beautiful as ever at this time of year.🎄
Gorgeous isn’t it?
@@larryandpaul Nothing beats a magic Christmas bypass.
Also, blatantly discriminatory against poorer kids, gifting far more in both quantity and value to children from rich backgrounds, thus perpetuating and increasing the inequality.
An excellent point!
Blooming Tory Santa ! Living in the North Pole to claim non dom status. I bet he used the VIP lane to sell PPE (made by the little people) to the government.
Sensible parents will tell the children that one special, but not too expensive, gift comes from Father Christmas and the rest come from the family.
This is what we did. ‘Santa is just a helper to mum and dad when it comes to prezzies’
Well Done Guys.
Traffic looking very busy in Lapland.
The concept of Rudolf off his antlers on Columbian Marching Power brought a tear of joy to my eye.
Certainly a “Lovely Story” just before The Festive Season.
Brilliant! I Grunt-laughed at the Mike Graham bit. Poor Mike Graham, thick as concrete.
I'm up to date. Thanks.
Merry solstice chaps 🎉😁🌅 thanks for the shows this year 🙏 British comedy ain’t dead, it’s just gone “underground” 😉 keep it up and have a good content New Year 🙌🏻 (an election year to, perhaps the best gift 🎁🫣)🌀
Thank you sir!
How many micro aggressions equal an actual full sized aggression?
8, just like sneezes and orgasms
If we're using the SI prefixes, then it's a million.
But if we're using the Greek word meaning "small", size doesn't matter. It's the effect that counts.
😝
@uplink-on-yt I was curious whether there was a correlation between this classification and Napolean complex.
@@uplink-on-yt I measure my pen!s in Greek centimetres...!!!
Thanks guys. Thanks for the laughs all year. All the best for the festive season.
Grueltide greetings. As a retired elf, who blew several whistles. I can safely say his drunken antics would make Caligula blush. Lovely story from lap it up land. 🤣Keep even more lovelier stories coming, the country needs you.👍
What a lovely seasonal story ☃🎄
We agree!
Finally! Someone is talking about this.
Love ya, guys! 🎄
Poor old chap, but I have to say that at least Mike Graham can grow concrete on his farm, so he is of some use.
But there will be no one to pick it when it's ripe.
@@johnpoile1451 never thought of that, oh dear!!
"No one can eat that much, not even mike Graham" 😂😂
Lovely story, All the best for 2024
What a lovely story!
Thank you for bringing us live to the front line for every single report. No expense nor fear spared.
It's a wonder Father Christmas hadn't already been MeTooed by The Tooth Fairy.
Broken News always warms the cockles.
Calling elves 'elves' as a micro aggression is the best pun this year
Very good 😂😂
You hit every note perfectly, spot on genius ! ... also appreciated the entirely appropriate for the festive period of giving, your double barrels at the odious concrete grower (is concrete also edible ? - it would make some sort of sense). (Sub'd)
Are you taking the rise out of me young man?
I beg your pudding?!
@@larryandpaul From the great "Billy Liar" film. Line from councilor Duxbury.
What a lovely story. A very happy nondenominational winter break to you too! As for Santa's sweatshop, I always suspected it. Or at least I'm now going to claim that I did, in order to make me look smart. Although it'll probably make me seem instead like a complete bandwagon-jumping tool for saying nothing about it years ago...
Not gonna lie, I expect Mike Graham to eat the absolute shit outta a turkey this Christmas in a festive jumper. Gobble gobble.
And a happy non-denominational winter break to you too Larry and Paul!
The Campaign on Christmas Kindness should form a coalition with Britons Against Low Level Sleighs.
I didn’t know they drive on the left in Lapland! Your bulletins are interesting as well as funny 🤣!
Emotionless comment. Enjoying new content and congratulating British funnymen on a job well done this year. Looking forward to more in the coming months.
White beard privilage. Gb news could run for a week on that item.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"Appy Crimble everyone"
Merry Christmas, holidays to all
Keep up with the excellent content 👍👍👍
Brilliant! 👏👏👏😁
Climate change is a terrible thing: not a flake of snow to be seen in Lapland. And just think how all them airmiles have exacerbated the problem...
A lovely story all the same.
Gwyl gaeaf hapus x
Wait, what... I thought he was Turkish, anyway.
The guy was Greek but after overwhelming Turkish Muslim illegal migration to the Christian Anatolia and de-Christianisation of Asia Minor, the poor guy had to flee to Scandinavia.
Super festive topic, Merry Xmas to you and my fullest hopes that Santa will chute down your chimney and leave a little something behind... you know what I mean ;-)
Pure genius 😅
And a bit silly!
Happy Non-denominational Winter Break....
Oh wait isn't saying Happy Microaggression?
You are cancelled!
@@larryandpaul GB News here I come 🥳
Now I want to watch GBNews , is that the message you were trying to give?
LOOL role on GB News 🤣🤣🤣
Needle-less to say, merry Xmas, inshallah.
lovely story
Breaking News from the grotto - FC will be having Roast Johnson and Rees-Migg Sprouts for dinner when he gets home on the 25th. Happy Christmas. Yo ho ho. #GeneralElectionNOW
As a fellow member of The British Comedy Guide I have to say these guys are hilarious!
I wonder how "Big Tree" will co-opt you into playing down those "allegations" against their Santa? Who currently "owns" Broken News anyway?
Honestly guv, when we were offered three gorgeous Norwegians, we thought it was laydeez!
Mike Graham 🤣
Lapland looking lovely. Gotta feel for the git, getting crapped on by a group of reindeer for 24 hours, he'll be talking shit for years, like Mike Graham.
About damn time. Should have been cancelled years for not existing, but the wokerati were all "that's intolerant". Amusing that the same kind of people have now cancelled him.
Please ensure that your reporters are appropriately dressed on their assignments. The weather in Lapland is extremely unwarm most of the year round and clearly was even unwarmer during his or her report. Surely the massive budget that Broken News clearly has could run to a second hand parka and a muffler. Mr Fnoot did well under what were obviously dreadful conditions
LOL.
Merry Christmas comment.
*LAPLAND LOOKS SH!T* I was thinking of visiting but it just looks like a part of dreary Britain - THANK YOU for saving me the expense...!!!
😂😂😂
🤣What do you mean? Its a wonderful location.
Lapland
😂👍
🎅😭
I want to like this but you're on 666 likes and it just seems appropriate. 🤣
HUMBUG
Bah humbug.😏🤣