Authors: It was a bright and sunny day. Amber: The day was like when you go out and you can like see everything where the sun is like really big and out more and it makes everything look more like what it is.
In true brit fashion we normally go outside to congregate look at said situation with cup of tea in hand and discuss with other neighbours and piece together snippets. Geordie I know you did this 👀
weird that both the main character and her love interest (stephanie, a shy fat gorl with gorgeous flowing long hair and a beautiful face) are amberlynn self inserts. amberlynn x amberlynn. ship it. not narcissistic at all though.
Yes I noticed that too!! She’s drooling over HERSELF. And one of the miscellaneous classmates is named Amber, too, so we’ve got 3 self inserts in this masterpiece.
She sure isn't kind to her sister in the story, I swear she looks down on and judges everyone as if she's somehow better. But then again, we are just dispektful pos 😅
I’m not paying attention to the spelling but here’s what the character breakdown is Scottie - main character, POV, 17 y/o girl Samantha - sister, 14 Jason - Scottie’s boyfriend that she doesn’t like (Samantha is hanging out with him) Melanie - Scottie’s best friend, pregnant with Mile’s baby Mile - Mike, haven’t met him yet lol Jordyn - gay romantic interest of Scottie Vanessa - Jordyn’s comatose girlfriend Stephanie - fat girl, Scottie’s history partner Betsy - old lady the mom takes care of
Edit: Samantha, sister, 14, "hooker", "slut", "prostitute", being groomed by Jason, the bf of "scottie" (alr) who doesn't give a flying fuck her sister is being predated (is this a word? It is now lol) on
If she reads a *fraction* of what she claims to read, there's absolutely no excuse for this kind of ineptitude, even if what you're reading is meant for teens or casual consumers.
1000%! It’s just not possible, unless she “reads” through books having literally no idea what’s going on and making no effort to retain a single sentence structure.
I'm willing to bet she just glazes over book summaries and a couple lines from testimonials, and regurgitates the broad points that she thinks she understands... "The twist was okay, kind of good, but I think this author's first book in the series was better"
This is so concerning. The way she is fetishizing high school girls. All of the characters are a version of what she wants to be seen as. The martyr, the missanderstood bulling victim with beautiful eyes… the charming lesbian that everyone wants. This is sooo narcissistic and terrifying. Im legit concerned. This should be studied in psychology class.
I mean, here’s the thing… MOST authors of young adult fiction are, themselves, adults. And some young adult fiction deals with adult issues like sex, because it would be unreasonable to assume that young adults and teens aren’t dealing with these issues. It’s not the mention of sex that bothers me, it’s that she never used it as a chance for character development or introspection. It’s just a bunch of vapid locker talk without any plot enrichment. And that’s what makes this so glaringly inappropriate.
German is one of my two second languages, and her sentence order/structure IN HER MOTHER TONGUE reminds me of my sentence structure in German before I gained a decent command over German grammar, particularly Fälle. So many times during the reading of this abomination, I would be reminded of this, and would be continuously astonished that she fucks up in this way IN HER MOTHER TONGUE. I mean, how is that even possible? For some added context, my German sentence structure (and I wouldn’t consider myself fluent right now) IS BETTER THAN HER ENGLISH SENTENCE STRUCTURE. Ain’t that some shit...
She was only brought in to show how h8ted lesbians are, and then get her out of the way so my Scot could embrace my Jord, while half naked, and fall asleep on the bed with her. There is a fright look on my face as I wear my embarrassment.
My hot take: pretty much ALL the female characters are either directly or indirectly inspired by Amber. The fat girl, scottie, jordyn, even the sister. They all act or look like Amber (or how Amber wants to look) in some way! This is a wattpad self insert fic, but all the characters are y/n lmao
I’ve been writing for like 17 years and never once have I had the urge to insert myself into anything I’ve written. People have told me I should, but even the thought of doing that is so cringy. I could never. Look what happens when you do. You get this kind of story. 😂
@codie8902 I mean, even Stephen King does self inserts as side characters all the time. I don't think so much in his short stories, but almost every novel contains King in some way. He even plays characters in his movies (clerks, extras, etc. Never main role). Thing is, it's not detectable at all. Immersion is key!
I am very confident now that Amber is fully lying about being SA'd. No victim would ever write a book where their self insert charecter says things like "Girls like her get 'graped,' pregnant and AIDs" and then have the book go on to validate that.
I've started to believe this too. She first mentioned allegedly being a victim in an angry, poorly written retort against someone calling her out on Ask FM. It feels very...oh yeah! Well...I'll show you! While I don't think she's obligated to share stories, what she has shared is vague and inconsistent, including straight up lies. She's aired SO MUCH of her dirty laundry at us over the years, the idea she just won't talk about it is...interesting
It’s possible, however some victims of this sort of assault can grow up to be massively inappropriate prudes, and while that’s not something that should be encouraged, it doesn’t negate the possibility by itself.
@@SaffronicaTheSardonica She isn't a prude in her own behavior and was discussing very sexual topics on her Ask FM at the same time she was writing this. She is only a prude when she can use it as a cudgel to attack other women. Plus, we know she straight up lied about being "graped" by Casey. So, that coupled with how she uses SA as a threat against other women... I am just so, so skeptical. Were it anyone else I'd never question their claim, but at this point, I've lost my sympathy bone.
The way she says grunts instead of groans in the first sentence is a perfect encapsulation of her style. I mean, just imagine a class full of people grunting while the teacher talks. It boggles the mind. It’s like how she says “Lately I’ve been dealing with mental health.” It’s not even a grammar mistake. I don’t want to say it’s ignorance because I wasn’t raised to say things like that, but how can you not know that’s wrong? I honestly don’t even think proofreading would help her because she actually thinks this is right. And I don’t think it’s maturity or age, either. In my whole life I’ve never written this badly ffs
“He’s got mental health” is what my mother in law says. English is not her first language. That’s the only excuse you get, if you’re a native English speaker, don’t be dumb
I truly truly think that she’s low IQ, but on top of that its the food. It has to have some impact on her brain as well as body. Eating fat and grease and tons of refined sugars and processed chemicals can’t be helping her brain function. She may deal with brain fog as a result and I think that contributes. The same way a healthy nutritious diet with the right vitamins can support good brain function I would imagine a poor diet could also diminish brain function.
Recently in a vlog she said that the kitchen cabinet "plummets" her arm (???). I know what you mean by proofreading not being the solution, she doesn't understand how words work snd isn't interested in learning.
@@HelloNewMoon nah the rabbit was found in the garbage, and she "had to keep it" (like ugh, I HAVE to keep this damn rabbit which someone has cruelly tried to kill, what a nuisance.. totally ALR the animal lover). The parrot was what she wanted to lock up or do something evil to because Jason gave it to her and she hated Jason now (and is pretending not to).
Scottie would have been upset if Melanie knew she was pregnant long before she told her. Oh, so sorry you weren't the first thought in her mind after finding out life changing news.
You can tell Amber was complimented once in elementary school about her writing and held onto that without actually improving. This is like something I wrote in 5th grade that I was so embarrassed to find by high school. I mean, aside from the slut shaming and melodrama.
That is exactly what I've always thought. She wrote a decent short story or essay for a kid, a teacher complimented her and told her she had potential as a writer, and she just decided that meant she didn't have to put in any effort at, you know...learning the English language or how to write at a level higher than 6th grade.
Very Chris Chan like in thinking there is no need for improvement because of a compliment from long ago, except Amber hasn’t got autism as a reason to fall back on, just ineptitude.
Fifth graders haven’t developed a fully stamped personality yet, and it’s likely her writing was much more honest than this. I’m not suggesting for a second that she was ever good, but she was probably better at honest writing at that age. I also suspect her teacher was trying desperately to get her interested in something besides food. I tried to find a different way to word that last sentence, because I really don’t want my comment about an ED to come off as bitchy and dismissive, as that’s not something I’d ever want to do to anyone, but I mean, that was probably LIDURLEE her teacher’s thinking.
I’m almost, ALMOST embarrassed to admit that this has become a comfort series for me. I have watched the first two videos like 3 times each already. I will take however many of these you can handle 😂
Same. Going through a breakup after 12 years together and in a health crisis, in and out of hospital. This series has made me actually laugh out loud. I hope he sticks with this series because it's freaking hilarious. I hope that you're doing well and not in a bad place xx
@@wolpertinger.it’s so sweet of you to think of others, even in such a difficult time for yourself! I’ve recently started therapy for processing my own breakup that left me a single parent, so the feelings are large and hard to sit with. This series is wonderful for turning off my brain, and I hope it can do the same for you x
I'm sorry if this was pointed out earlier but to answer your question about the name choices and irl people: Miley: Miley Cyrus Amber: herself (obv) Kristine: her mom Tony: her brother George: her dad, and her other brother Judy: ?? Krystle, Nena, Beck: self-explanatory. Imaginationlynn. Lynn: herself x2 Obviously, Scottie, Stephanie, and, to a lesser degree, Samantha and Jordyn, are all self inserts. ETA Samantha might be an effigy of the skinny gorl she wants to be but isn't, so she attacks her constantly instead. Kinda like a target dummy/punching bag for all her insecurities.
Woooooohoooo i’m awake with a dangleen lung (walking pneumonia) and now I have some entertainment! I also what to reiterate that Amber wrote and edited Scottie in 2017 when she was 27 years old, so let that sink in when she’s calling a 14 year old a sl*t
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She also sounds like someone who has no idea how grades work. When people say "I need an A- to pass this class" Its because its the last thing they have to turn in and have been bombing everything else. The first week in school, even if you havent done any work, you have no idea what grade you will need on a final project to pass..... You would think a straight A student would know at least how semesters and grades work...
When my sister was about 8-ish, she wrote a book called 'The Creepy Boy and The Creepy Girl'. It was handwritten and illustrated by her - my mom still has it. That story is 10000% better and more grammatically correct than whatever the hell this is!
i dont think real life incorporations into your writing is bad, but when your ENTIRE story is JUST real life inserts, it shows her maturity, lack of creativity, and inability to create a remotely interesting story without making it all about her, her, her
Timing was perfect as i finished part 2, but the cliffhanger! 😂 😂 I think the ‘noisy neighbors’ reaction was funnier than the reading this time. Hope they calmed down for you, Mr ❄️
Peter is the kid that her boyfriend is bullying. She picked up his books and told the boyfriend to sto0 because in ALRs fantansies she is the popular girl who stands up for and is kind to her underlings.
Well… I had set a goal to have a finished novel by 35, but I was too scared that it would not be well received… this gives me hope. I need to reevaluate my life choices since ALR beat me to it
Just because someone I hate makes art that I hate, shouldn't stop me from trying to make art. If writing moves you, and you want to move people, write! The most important thing to building any skill is doing it often. And crucially: investigate *how* to write well. What have your favourite authors said about the craft of writing? What makes writing good, to you? Good luck!
I've been having a good ol time with this so far - the typos are scrumptious, my favorite character is Time🦋 - Oop, hope the neighbor scuffle gets in order, your shifting eyes killed me
Right!? Miley &Amber, Kristine is mamalynns name and Tony is alr's brother, kristle actually dating a Nena at the time, I think George and Judy are the Jetsons dad&daughter🤢, Becky and Lynn are obvious, then there's James and Jill..James was the name of Kristle's dad And alr's brother..but I'm not invested 🤭🤭😂😂🤣🤣
@verucasaltbaum2358 I'm pretty sure George is Ambers dad's name. Shes so unimaginative that she used names from people in her life. She couldn't even come up with names.
I had a neighbor who would SCREAM at her husband in the garage ( we lived in apartments, I don't think she knew it echoed) and I would be out on the balcony listening to all the drama
Yay! I am loving this reading series! Ngl, I'd love to see Snowflake read all kinds of bad books now, from My Immortal to Onision's work to Empress Theresa. It'd be a great laugh
Her listing names of people from her real life during the history class part was so cringe. She even used her own name 😭 her mom’s (kristine) her grandma’s(Judy), two exes (krystle/beck) and herself again (lynn) … although I’m the one who knows who they are to her so who’s the real loser 😂
This is so much fun!! 😂 I want to hear you read all of Amber’s “literature”! It makes me so giddy and elevates my mood instantly! Thank you for that 😃 🎉❤
Authors: It was a bright and sunny day.
Amber: The day was like when you go out and you can like see everything where the sun is like really big and out more and it makes everything look more like what it is.
This is so accurate I cackled 😂
💯🤣
💀
CRYING!!!! 😭
Except she doesn't believe in the sun 🫣
Nope, nope, nope, the real tea is wtf happened with the neighbors 👀
I AGREE
we NEED to know . He had a fright look on his face
In true brit fashion we normally go outside to congregate look at said situation with cup of tea in hand and discuss with other neighbours and piece together snippets.
Geordie I know you did this 👀
ALR... did you guys just hear that gunshot
@@Gorlosaur😂 Of course he did!
I dont know whats more exciting. Your retelling of Scottie or your neighbours domestic. Please keep us updated on both situations 😂😂😂😂😂
I know right lol
Seriously!
We may all be ear-witnesses to something.
It’ll be a long trial.
I came here to say his neighbors are more interesting than the book. Lol
I thought someone was yelling outside my house when I was listening to this. 😂 Wouldn’t be the first time.
I'm more invested in the neighbor's fight than this story. It put a very fright look on my face.
it was very scare!
😂😂😂😂😂
I JUST posted that as a comment and scrolled to this!! YES
We need a story time about the neighbors !! 😂
Legit, what the HELL is going on next door, Snowflake?
weird that both the main character and her love interest (stephanie, a shy fat gorl with gorgeous flowing long hair and a beautiful face) are amberlynn self inserts.
amberlynn x amberlynn. ship it. not narcissistic at all though.
Yes I noticed that too!! She’s drooling over HERSELF. And one of the miscellaneous classmates is named Amber, too, so we’ve got 3 self inserts in this masterpiece.
@@acleanpairofsocks You forget Lynn who is Becky’s partner for the History Project. So, Scottie, Stephanie, Amber and Lynn. 4 Amber inserts so far.
@@acleanpairofsocks and that Amber is with Miley, like Miley Cyrus, another one of Amber's too young for her interests
My favorite, most telling line in Amber's story was when Scottie says she was angry because she wasn't the center of attention.
@@milla3360and she misspelled Mike as Mile at first mention!
Nothing shows ALR's internalized misogyny like her writing.
She sure isn't kind to her sister in the story, I swear she looks down on and judges everyone as if she's somehow better. But then again, we are just dispektful pos 😅
NOT A CLIFFHANGER! I NEED UPDATES ON THE NEIGHBOR, BEARD MAN!
Beard man 💀 Address him by his true title, will you! German festive beard man 😎
I love the realness of eavesdropping on the neighbors with you, snowflake 😂
Love the look on his face
The cut to him listening up against the wall 😂
I figured it out: Scottie is short for Biscotti
Biscotti hottie 😂
Best comment ever!! 🤣😂🤣
Brilliant!!😂
I want Bisc-off this ride
@caatko1388 you guys are literallyyyyyy killing me rn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m not paying attention to the spelling but here’s what the character breakdown is
Scottie - main character, POV, 17 y/o girl
Samantha - sister, 14
Jason - Scottie’s boyfriend that she doesn’t like (Samantha is hanging out with him)
Melanie - Scottie’s best friend, pregnant with Mile’s baby
Mile - Mike, haven’t met him yet lol
Jordyn - gay romantic interest of Scottie
Vanessa - Jordyn’s comatose girlfriend
Stephanie - fat girl, Scottie’s history partner
Betsy - old lady the mom takes care of
You forgot the neighbours
This is helpful, thanks *brain actively rotting*
stephanie is also a crush of her i swear scottie just crushing on everyone
Edit: Samantha, sister, 14, "hooker", "slut", "prostitute", being groomed by Jason, the bf of "scottie" (alr) who doesn't give a flying fuck her sister is being predated (is this a word? It is now lol) on
This was perfect
If she reads a *fraction* of what she claims to read, there's absolutely no excuse for this kind of ineptitude, even if what you're reading is meant for teens or casual consumers.
1000%! It’s just not possible, unless she “reads” through books having literally no idea what’s going on and making no effort to retain a single sentence structure.
I'm willing to bet she just glazes over book summaries and a couple lines from testimonials, and regurgitates the broad points that she thinks she understands... "The twist was okay, kind of good, but I think this author's first book in the series was better"
I don't think she reads with any type of comprehension.
You don’t understand storytelling like she does…
@@louisanelson7948 You are absolutely correct XD
This is so concerning. The way she is fetishizing high school girls. All of the characters are a version of what she wants to be seen as. The martyr, the missanderstood bulling victim with beautiful eyes… the charming lesbian that everyone wants. This is sooo narcissistic and terrifying. Im legit concerned. This should be studied in psychology class.
The ending result would surely be what we all know, that the person who wrote this has mental issues and should probably be sent to the psych ward. 😅
I mean, here’s the thing… MOST authors of young adult fiction are, themselves, adults. And some young adult fiction deals with adult issues like sex, because it would be unreasonable to assume that young adults and teens aren’t dealing with these issues. It’s not the mention of sex that bothers me, it’s that she never used it as a chance for character development or introspection. It’s just a bunch of vapid locker talk without any plot enrichment. And that’s what makes this so glaringly inappropriate.
Yes, but the shallow description she gives for the 14 yo sister… its so scary (p.s. sorry for my bad English)
Snowflake is all of us in our bathrobes listening in on our neighbors drama.
The look of concern on his face right before the video cut was a bit concerning.
I’m actually currently in my bathrobe, coffee by my side watching this video lmaoo
“Did she even glance at the screen while she typed this” is my favorite comment 😂
German is one of my two second languages, and her sentence order/structure IN HER MOTHER TONGUE reminds me of my sentence structure in German before I gained a decent command over German grammar, particularly Fälle. So many times during the reading of this abomination, I would be reminded of this, and would be continuously astonished that she fucks up in this way IN HER MOTHER TONGUE. I mean, how is that even possible?
For some added context, my German sentence structure (and I wouldn’t consider myself fluent right now) IS BETTER THAN HER ENGLISH SENTENCE STRUCTURE.
Ain’t that some shit...
maybe her neighbours had a curfuffle while she typed that
My favourite part of this storyline is her friend in the coma who has been completely forgotten!
She was only brought in to show how h8ted lesbians are, and then get her out of the way so my Scot could embrace my Jord, while half naked, and fall asleep on the bed with her. There is a fright look on my face as I wear my embarrassment.
She was hatecrimed. That took the attention of Scottie, so she was shelved 😂
Of course she’s forgotten, she’s in a coma. Life goes on, you guise.
@@SaffronicaTheSardonica and how bad can a hate crime beeee?
My hot take: pretty much ALL the female characters are either directly or indirectly inspired by Amber. The fat girl, scottie, jordyn, even the sister. They all act or look like Amber (or how Amber wants to look) in some way! This is a wattpad self insert fic, but all the characters are y/n lmao
Im picturing one of those tiktokers who play all the characters in their skits but its just all Amber talking to herself 😂
I’ve been writing for like 17 years and never once have I had the urge to insert myself into anything I’ve written. People have told me I should, but even the thought of doing that is so cringy. I could never. Look what happens when you do. You get this kind of story. 😂
@@codie8902 listen as someone who does self inserts its better if you keep it in private fanfiction instead of posting it ONLINE
@codie8902 I mean, even Stephen King does self inserts as side characters all the time. I don't think so much in his short stories, but almost every novel contains King in some way. He even plays characters in his movies (clerks, extras, etc. Never main role).
Thing is, it's not detectable at all. Immersion is key!
@@JinxedLunchboxsome people can pull it off well! Amber clearly cannot 😂
I am very confident now that Amber is fully lying about being SA'd. No victim would ever write a book where their self insert charecter says things like "Girls like her get 'graped,' pregnant and AIDs" and then have the book go on to validate that.
I've started to believe this too. She first mentioned allegedly being a victim in an angry, poorly written retort against someone calling her out on Ask FM.
It feels very...oh yeah! Well...I'll show you!
While I don't think she's obligated to share stories, what she has shared is vague and inconsistent, including straight up lies. She's aired SO MUCH of her dirty laundry at us over the years, the idea she just won't talk about it is...interesting
It’s possible, however some victims of this sort of assault can grow up to be massively inappropriate prudes, and while that’s not something that should be encouraged, it doesn’t negate the possibility by itself.
@@SaffronicaTheSardonica She isn't a prude in her own behavior and was discussing very sexual topics on her Ask FM at the same time she was writing this. She is only a prude when she can use it as a cudgel to attack other women. Plus, we know she straight up lied about being "graped" by Casey. So, that coupled with how she uses SA as a threat against other women... I am just so, so skeptical.
Were it anyone else I'd never question their claim, but at this point, I've lost my sympathy bone.
I’m now a full on believer of the theory that all of the things she claims others did to her is actually what she was doing to them
The cut to you pushing your ear against the wall TOOK ME OUT
😂😂
Mr Snowflake, stepping out to make sure the neighbours don't have any code red cans. 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Ok, that one leeeederallly sent me!!🤣🤣🤣
The way she says grunts instead of groans in the first sentence is a perfect encapsulation of her style. I mean, just imagine a class full of people grunting while the teacher talks. It boggles the mind.
It’s like how she says “Lately I’ve been dealing with mental health.” It’s not even a grammar mistake. I don’t want to say it’s ignorance because I wasn’t raised to say things like that, but how can you not know that’s wrong?
I honestly don’t even think proofreading would help her because she actually thinks this is right. And I don’t think it’s maturity or age, either. In my whole life I’ve never written this badly ffs
“He’s got mental health” is what my mother in law says. English is not her first language. That’s the only excuse you get, if you’re a native English speaker, don’t be dumb
I truly truly think that she’s low
IQ, but on top of that its the food. It has to have some impact on her brain as well as body. Eating fat and grease and tons of refined sugars and processed chemicals can’t be helping her brain function. She may deal with brain fog as a result and I think that contributes. The same way a healthy nutritious diet with the right vitamins can support good brain function I would imagine a poor diet could also diminish brain function.
But…but…Amber is a gifted writer - haven’t you heard?? ✍️ 😂
Recently in a vlog she said that the kitchen cabinet "plummets" her arm (???). I know what you mean by proofreading not being the solution, she doesn't understand how words work snd isn't interested in learning.
Oh dear - a class full of people ‘grunting’ rather than ‘groaning’ caught me completely by surprise and now I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂
“Tight short jean shorts that were black” 🤌🏻
Lmfaoooo
One Google search would’ve told Amber when WW1 started & she couldn’t even do that.
She knew, so no reason to google😂
Come on, she was only off by 20 years!
She doesn't trust google and no chatgpt back then 😂
Snowflake's neighbor drama has waaaay more of my attention than "ALRD" 's story.
ALRD 😂😂😂
My brain saw the word.. A LARD
😂😂😂
😂😂😂 Awesome Damon White reference 😂
Here faster than a bird, maybe a pigeon
Or a rainbow parrot found in “a garbage”
@@HelloNewMoon nah the rabbit was found in the garbage, and she "had to keep it" (like ugh, I HAVE to keep this damn rabbit which someone has cruelly tried to kill, what a nuisance.. totally ALR the animal lover). The parrot was what she wanted to lock up or do something evil to because Jason gave it to her and she hated Jason now (and is pretending not to).
@@UnimaginativeUsernamei swear i have no idea if you’re right b/c I cant follow any of this story, but thanks for trying to clarify 😂
@ lol I had to keep rewinding to remember details but Mr Snowflake makes it worth the pain.
She wanted to lock the unique in the whole world rainboww parakeet in the downstairs bathroom... oddly specific.
Arrested development and internalised misogyny. The msin character is a "pick me" girl, as is Amber
Scottie would have been upset if Melanie knew she was pregnant long before she told her. Oh, so sorry you weren't the first thought in her mind after finding out life changing news.
You can tell Amber was complimented once in elementary school about her writing and held onto that without actually improving. This is like something I wrote in 5th grade that I was so embarrassed to find by high school. I mean, aside from the slut shaming and melodrama.
Just by your comment, I don't believe you would've written anything this bad, even in 5th grade lol
Same with Onision's writing. He was complimented once when he was like, 12, and thought he could stop improving from there.
That is exactly what I've always thought. She wrote a decent short story or essay for a kid, a teacher complimented her and told her she had potential as a writer, and she just decided that meant she didn't have to put in any effort at, you know...learning the English language or how to write at a level higher than 6th grade.
Very Chris Chan like in thinking there is no need for improvement because of a compliment from long ago, except Amber hasn’t got autism as a reason to fall back on, just ineptitude.
Fifth graders haven’t developed a fully stamped personality yet, and it’s likely her writing was much more honest than this. I’m not suggesting for a second that she was ever good, but she was probably better at honest writing at that age. I also suspect her teacher was trying desperately to get her interested in something besides food.
I tried to find a different way to word that last sentence, because I really don’t want my comment about an ED to come off as bitchy and dismissive, as that’s not something I’d ever want to do to anyone, but I mean, that was probably LIDURLEE her teacher’s thinking.
Story so bad, it got the neighbours fighting 🤣🤣 we better get some updates on that in the next part 👀
The drama of the reader's real life becoming more interesting than the fantasy life of ALR
I’m almost, ALMOST embarrassed to admit that this has become a comfort series for me. I have watched the first two videos like 3 times each already. I will take however many of these you can handle 😂
Same. Going through a breakup after 12 years together and in a health crisis, in and out of hospital. This series has made me actually laugh out loud. I hope he sticks with this series because it's freaking hilarious.
I hope that you're doing well and not in a bad place xx
Actually, look up Senti Reads. She does a 9 part series on this book, and she’s so entertaining herself that it’s an absolute delight to listen to.
@@wolpertinger.it’s so sweet of you to think of others, even in such a difficult time for yourself! I’ve recently started therapy for processing my own breakup that left me a single parent, so the feelings are large and hard to sit with. This series is wonderful for turning off my brain, and I hope it can do the same for you x
@@SaffronicaTheSardonicaooh, thank you for the suggestion!
this video was made 10 times better by the impromptu neighbor drama
Mr ❄️ neighbours are clearly banging their heads on the wall
Trying to figure out who is who in this rambling mess
🙌🏼 Brilliant 😂
Excellent!!🤣🤣🤣
They're arguing over " Ww1 was in the 1930's " give or take a couple decades 😂
Mr Snowflake had a fright look on his face. 😱helluva cliffhanger!!!
I'm sorry if this was pointed out earlier but to answer your question about the name choices and irl people:
Miley: Miley Cyrus
Amber: herself (obv)
Kristine: her mom
Tony: her brother
George: her dad, and her other brother
Judy: ??
Krystle, Nena, Beck: self-explanatory. Imaginationlynn.
Lynn: herself x2
Obviously, Scottie, Stephanie, and, to a lesser degree, Samantha and Jordyn, are all self inserts.
ETA Samantha might be an effigy of the skinny gorl she wants to be but isn't, so she attacks her constantly instead. Kinda like a target dummy/punching bag for all her insecurities.
Screw Scotty part 4, I need an update on the neighbors!
When their door slammed, I had a **fright** look on my face 😮
I was so traumatised by that that I was diagnosed with ASMR.
I wonder if we should be concern ? 😂
Mate we NEED to know whats going on with your neighbours 😂
Woooooohoooo i’m awake with a dangleen lung (walking pneumonia) and now I have some entertainment!
I also what to reiterate that Amber wrote and edited Scottie in 2017 when she was 27 years old, so let that sink in when she’s calling a 14 year old a sl*t
I don't think that she edited it, lol
Oh honey, I hope you feel better. That sucks
@@NuketheWhales-hi4wi thank you stranger on the internet! A warning to all new parents with their kid in daycare- viruses are like pokemon, you’re gonna catch em all ahahaha😂😂😅😊🥹😪
Edited to add i love your username! Gotta nuke somethin 😂
Not snowflakes innocent little “drugs?!”
The look of shock on his face - he looked a bit fright
"BDSM???? I don't know what that is???"
@ Bondage Dominance Submission and Machoism
@@TheWizardOfEgo they’re quoting another snowflake line
@@BOOcketMan ahh missed that
Neighbours arguing gave me a fright look in my face 👀.
It was scare😂
new game take a shot every time spaghetti straps are mentioned or someone falls over and drops all their books😭
And 'short tight jean shorts' ffs
Actually, to be honest, all I can think about right now is spaghetti.
"Whale of a time."
Whales don't deserve that. The blubber is for insulation purposes and you never see any overweight cetaceans in the wild.
I am convinced this was actually written by Charlie from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" with how the grammar and spelling are composed.
Charlies The Night Man was a work of art
Too bad this isn't a musical
Oh my god!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
How thin are Snowflakes walls?! 😅
He lives in Britain. So, very. The quality of the housing stock in the UK has to be experienced to be believed.
@@lornarettig3215 New build yes - the brick house you can't even get a nail in the wall to hang a picture - new builds are crazy small
The real question is “how loud are those neighbours?”
@@lornarettig3215 I feel bad, but I cackled at this.
Mr. German Infested Beard, ya need a flow chart lol 😂
He has 1
YOOO THE NEIGHBORS BE HAVING A BIG CHERRY MOMENT RIGHT NOW 😅😅😅😵
21:02 Snowflake ADDICTED to the drama
I bet he has good night's of sleep
Came here for Ambers "books", but am staying for Mr. Snowflakes neighbors.
Please tell us tea in the next video!
Not the cliff hanger!!!! WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE NEIGHBOR?!
18:03 she has a pudge in her belly and is getting an ultrasound..... it's been a week 😂
Ok tbf in part one or two (I can’t remember which) she said they had sex one time 3 months ago, so she’s at least 3 months along
3 months
I wish you hadn’t muted the neighbours 😂 I was on max volume trying to listen
yes I need the unedited version - that beep went on for a long time
Me too!!!
Is the spaghetti strap so popular in her world bc it's a clothing that reminds you of food? 🤔🤔
She also sounds like someone who has no idea how grades work.
When people say "I need an A- to pass this class" Its because its the last thing they have to turn in and have been bombing everything else.
The first week in school, even if you havent done any work, you have no idea what grade you will need on a final project to pass.....
You would think a straight A student would know at least how semesters and grades work...
Thank you!!! That had me irked in the nerdiest way for a hot minute! 🤓😆
Not gonna lie, the ending concerned me alotttt
Yeah, I hope that they are OK. I have been there.
When my sister was about 8-ish, she wrote a book called 'The Creepy Boy and The Creepy Girl'. It was handwritten and illustrated by her - my mom still has it. That story is 10000% better and more grammatically correct than whatever the hell this is!
i dont think real life incorporations into your writing is bad, but when your ENTIRE story is JUST real life inserts, it shows her maturity, lack of creativity, and inability to create a remotely interesting story without making it all about her, her, her
OMG! I should be going to sleep right now! The sacrifices I make for Gorl World.
@@m.ccheddarbox874 it’s like a slumber party for gorls
@@PrisonBeckylmao
I am SO locked in for this series! And seeing you get SO mixed up because the writing is all over the place is just beautiful ✨
In this book she makes excuses for the main character being nice? Like being nice is an antisocial or alien concept. How revealing.
Kristine is her mom. Not sure who Tony is. George is her dad, Judy was her grandmother.
I think she said tony is her brothers name
It is so obvious Samantha is going to date Jason
And Scottie is hot for the fat girl with green eyes and beautiful long hair, which is Amber describing herself
And she'll get pregnant, too 😝
Of course it’s obvious. Amberlynn’s idea of subtlety is the same as “fucking duh” for most other people.
I wish these Scottie vids were longer.....😂🤣😂🤣😂
This is the best audiobook I've ever listened to.
Timing was perfect as i finished part 2, but the cliffhanger! 😂 😂 I think the ‘noisy neighbors’ reaction was funnier than the reading this time. Hope they calmed down for you, Mr ❄️
Omg! We need the neighborhood tea! Sounds way more exciting than 'Scottie Doesn't Know How to Spell'! 😂
I laughed so hard at your neighbors I choked on a potato! 😂 That was more entertainment than this stupid story I can’t stop listening to. 😂😂😂
@@SigEMT09 did you shit yourself like Amber did?
Was Falene there to save you???
Peter is the kid that her boyfriend is bullying. She picked up his books and told the boyfriend to sto0 because in ALRs fantansies she is the popular girl who stands up for and is kind to her underlings.
Except for those 14 year old slags 🤯
That was Stephanie the green eyed beauty that Amber ...I mean Scottie is pared up with in her History class
I can't wait for the made-for-TH-cam reinactment. 🍿
DONT YOU DARE DO THIS TO ME AT BEDTIME😂😂😂😂♥️♥️♥️♥️
I was dead ass setting my phone down to go to sleep. Looked at my navigation bar... and here we are.
Gorl, this IS my bed time routine 🤣
Just drove 5 hours home and I to sleep cause I work at 530 am but ya know … I’ll sleep After this video.
Right 😅I guess I'm saying up a little later than expected 😂 hopefully ALR'S despicable characters don't infiltrate my dreams tonight 😂😂😂
Same!!! 😂
I love this series. Mr. Snowflake going "what?" every other sentence has me giggling. She is illiterate and creepy!!
Scotty has 4,400 veiws and 5 people liked it ... I must know who these 5 deranged people are lol
Damon white, sarah lee 😂😂😂
Amber and her 4 sock accounts.
And the person from that account Amber absolutely didn't mean to follow.
@TwinkTwankTwonk ahh yes should of known
Mr. Snowflake Hears a Who
I love that all that characters are so forgettable that you forget
We need an update on the neighbors!!! Don’t leave us hanging!!!!
Well… I had set a goal to have a finished novel by 35, but I was too scared that it would not be well received… this gives me hope.
I need to reevaluate my life choices since ALR beat me to it
Just because someone I hate makes art that I hate, shouldn't stop me from trying to make art. If writing moves you, and you want to move people, write! The most important thing to building any skill is doing it often. And crucially: investigate *how* to write well. What have your favourite authors said about the craft of writing? What makes writing good, to you? Good luck!
I don't believe she has ever finished one of these stories, iirc
Please keep us updated on the neighbours situation, its more exciting that the book lol 🤣🤣🤣
I've been having a good ol time with this so far - the typos are scrumptious, my favorite character is Time🦋
- Oop, hope the neighbor scuffle gets in order, your shifting eyes killed me
I'm looking forward to becoming so confused by amber that my brain decides to shut off for the night
Mr Snowflake’s fright faces omg🤣😂
These are honestly my new favourite videos
I ran here so fast, I forgot my German Festive Beard!
I brought some bratwurst and horseradish! Let's do this.
WTF Snowflake? That's a hack of a cliffhanger. Do we need to keep an eye out for the morning papers? Was it Amber? Don't leave us like this!!
Nvm Amber’s stories are the Sonichu Medallion of the literary world. It’s ruined the neighbours marriage
oh yes, finally my low blood pressure can be regulated with Scotty and a cup of coffee. Cheers!
THE END WAS MY FAV PART!!! mr cardigan just gettin the neighours tea 😂😂😂😂😂
Gorl world Sonichu
Cursed sentence h9w dare you make me read that with my own eyes lmaoooo
Bahahahahhaaha
17:33 lol that “WHAT??” in the back
A playlist! Thank you for doing this!
I laughed so hard I cried yesterday listening to 1 & 2. Also the melodramatic cover killllls me 😂
I was stuck at “purely white” but the neighbors disturbance giving you a fright on your face had me cackling 😂
Not Miley and Amber 😭
And Lynn
Right!?
Miley &Amber, Kristine is mamalynns name and Tony is alr's brother, kristle actually dating a Nena at the time, I think George and Judy are the Jetsons dad&daughter🤢, Becky and Lynn are obvious, then there's James and Jill..James was the name of Kristle's dad And alr's brother..but I'm not invested 🤭🤭😂😂🤣🤣
@verucasaltbaum2358 I'm pretty sure George is Ambers dad's name. Shes so unimaginative that she used names from people in her life. She couldn't even come up with names.
@courtneytidwell691 oh! I think you're right! I forgot that, me over here thinking the Jetsons cartoon 🙈😂
@@verucasaltbaum2358George is her dad and Judy is her grandmother
“melanie’s the pregnant one with.. the guy the who broke up with.. mile.. MIKE!….. mile.
whispers *she’s pregnant*”
this “novel” in a nutshell
I had literal tears falling uncontrollably from my eyes from laughing on the last reading
I thought your dressing gown was a fancy fluffy cardigan until my boyfriend pointed out that it’s not. We need to find you some more fancy cardigans😅😁
Okay, see, now I'm invested not particularly at Scottie or whatever, but with what's going on with your neighbor. 😂😂
Been waiting all day for this 😅
“Non the other”
I think she meant
“NONCE the other”.
🙊🙊🙊🙈
I had a neighbor who would SCREAM at her husband in the garage ( we lived in apartments, I don't think she knew it echoed) and I would be out on the balcony listening to all the drama
Oooh now I know why it was cut short. Yikes. Nice neighbours
Yay! I am loving this reading series! Ngl, I'd love to see Snowflake read all kinds of bad books now, from My Immortal to Onision's work to Empress Theresa. It'd be a great laugh
Her listing names of people from her real life during the history class part was so cringe. She even used her own name 😭 her mom’s (kristine) her grandma’s(Judy), two exes (krystle/beck) and herself again (lynn) … although I’m the one who knows who they are to her so who’s the real loser 😂
This is so much fun!! 😂 I want to hear you read all of Amber’s “literature”! It makes me so giddy and elevates my mood instantly! Thank you for that 😃 🎉❤
The fright look on your face at 20:20!