"I finished my sandwich!" "Thats great!Alright, so you're going to keep her occupied?" "Now I'm apposed to get pudding!" "....Tardy, I'm not sure you understand the importance of..." "....I hid my sandwich..." LMAO! "PRETZELS!" "Will you give him the friggin' pretzels?" LOL! Warren is closer to them than Blah is!
"I am singing the quiet song"
Still cracks me up over 10 years later.
20..30..1000 years it will still be one of the best quotes in TV history.
Still funny
"I'm strong now"!
Sometimes I'll sing that song when someone tells me to be quiet 😂
I like how Gil does it afterward like he's trying to sing away his anxiety
"Drumsticks can also be chicken"
"Chocolate ice cream goes in the freezer"
-Well he's not wrong
"drumsticks can also be chicken"
BEST.LINE.EVER.
I watched this entire thing and it didn't have his "Crayons taste like purple" line... You have failed me
EXACTLY!!!!
YES!
Wow, forgot about that one....missing sure enuff
Here you go:
th-cam.com/video/bN3TbIaXfDE/w-d-xo.html
Best. Thing. Ever.
"I'm scared."
"You have a cantalope, Tardy."
"I feel better!"
That is the most adorable noise!
"I'm scared"
"You have a cantalope, Tardy"
"Oh, I feel bwetter now -SQUEAK-"
Love this lil guy so much definitely my spirit animal 😻🥰
Tardy and Allison both squeak shrieking in terror at the end.
"I finished my sandwich!"
"Thats great!Alright, so you're going to keep her occupied?"
"Now I'm apposed to get pudding!"
"....Tardy, I'm not sure you understand the importance of..."
"....I hid my sandwich..."
LMAO!
"PRETZELS!"
"Will you give him the friggin' pretzels?" LOL! Warren is closer to them than Blah is!
"....and um that's the wall and um that's (looks in mirror) *squeaky gasp*......that's...a turtle!!"
themangakawolf - funny as hell, remembered this years after this show was gone
Man I love this show.
Oh Tardy was my favorite character on that show.
I recently got into Greg the Bunny and I just wanna be besties with that turtle.
I have been known to sing The Quiet Song at inopportune moments.
Really stinks that this show only lasted 1 season. They need to bring it back
It was 3 seasons
"give the guy a freakin' pretzel"
-Warren
I'm dead Gil!
Tardy is a rock star and I wonder if he ever thought of hooking up with Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld.
I see great chemistry there.
Seth Mcfarlane should use his Ted Money to bring this show back to
Fox, using the animation as Ted
TheNaturalPatHarris or a Greg The Bunny movie for next summer
No way. Puppets or nothing
"I made a smelly in my Shelly!"
I'm scared...
You have a cantaloupe, Tardy.
Oh...I feel better.
i wanna take him home and hug him all day. thats how hes so epic!!!
I can't reach the pretzels.
This show is fantastic.
I'm dead Gil! *squeak!*
I am singing the quiet song XD
Dat shriek
I am singing the quiet song
the quiet song
the quiet song
I am singing the quiet song!
And now-
Chocolate ice cream goes in the freezer!
You left out the best line ever. "My bed has rails!" *squeak*
tardy, best character ever created.
1:51 I only just realized he’s wearing a Stewie Griffin Shirt ( looks more like a bootleg one tbh)
uh oh. i made a smelly in my shelly. *squeaks*
Classic Tardy!
crayon taste like purple 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
We're DEAD, Gil! AaaaaAAAAhhhhhh!
I AM SINGING THE QUIET SONG!
Someone should upload the full episodes of this show on TH-cam.
th-cam.com/play/PLNT0arYyhSf1JApULoJZ9XDyB-04w4BQD.html
The have, I've seen two playlists do a search it will find them.
Oo god it's like talking to Keanu reeves
I read this exactly when he said that.
Whoa
I LOVE TARDY!!!!!!
I'm tough but nice.
The evil side of 91 Grand Drive.
And I think Tardy's squeaking is funny
Ahhhh
They don't make shows like these anymore
I am singing the quiet song THE QUIET SONG THE QUIET SONG
Icecream goes in the freezer
MY BED HAS WAILS
Uhm, excuse me but where the hell is "Tastes like purple!!!"
Someone stole Tardy from the show when it ended. :(
I'm Strong Now!
I'm tough but nice XD
Like this show or not - there will be no more Tardy turtles anymore....they are not pc ya know
Yo what?! I don’t remember Sarah Silverman being on this.
dude, that fucking noise.......hahahahah
I finished my sandwich!
That’s Great
it's true. never found. it's sad, huh?
tardy was great
Tardy's hilarious! #lmao
He has more Tonys than the mob. Funny.
..I hid my sandwich..
4:27😂😂😂😂😂
I like the Wumpus more , but Tardy is just awesome .
"...and dat's -*SQUEAK!* -dat's...a tuwtle !"
1:32, 4:05 and 6:54 LOLOLOL!!
I'm strong now!! 🐢
The green ones make me 😈. aah
@checkurbrain tardy is way funnier than any other characters, thats why i watched the show, to see how tardy was.
was the scene at 1:50 filmed against a green screen?
I'm still laughing oh my god
Dat shriek.
is that a Brass Eagle Sabre during the paint ball scene ?
the ending bit is sad lol
I'll take ya'll out for sushi.
wwwOOOAAAAAH
Hi Lady!!!
Tardy the crack turtle!!!
XD
i love his weaze lol
Who voiced tardy
isnt that the guy from meet the parents and meet the fockers
literally me
@hannahs1313 i read or saw somewhere that they did get him back eventually!
at 1:50 i thought his shirt looked a lot like stewie almost blew my mind a bit lol
Shows like this would never be made today because the npc would be all over it because of tardy the turtle existence just like dopey from mlp
Who's here after Food Theory? Lol
I'm tough but nice
If you pay attention he really only says random facts so maybe he is super smart... or has a mental issue(s).
actually in diddy kong racing there is a chicken called drumstick
how do you do a Compilation of Tardy without having the line, "Crayons taste like Purple"
@pagenbabe well he is chris on family guy...
RIP
but The Wumpus rules you
I made a smelly in my shelly lol
I like Greg and cont. Blah
79 people arent dead
Im tough but nice
Wait a minute...
Tucker Carlson @ 4:05
Omg I fucking forgot about Greg The Bunny!
Chris chan In a nutshell
I love the quiet song also is Tardy's eyes "Diva cups " ?
@snapbubbles that means you get pudding :D
lol @ i made a smelly in my shelly!
I think he’s faking it.
WTF!!! No "crayons taste like purple", worst tardy compilation ever.
J. R. Smith mixtape👆