I ENTERED A RAP CONTEST!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.พ. 2025
- Did I win? KelsOh's BISCUIT Contest
Go check out KelsOh and his song Biscuit without my ingredient lyrics lol also the most hugest shout out to my amazing girlfriend for not only filming the music video but editing the crap out of it! Go tell both of these amazing people how amazing they are!
KelsOh's Channel!
/ misterkelso
Maria Gloria's Channel!
/ mariaagloriaa
Lyrics:
(Clears throat) Walk into the kitchen grab your bowl, flour, sugar, baking powder, salt together
2 cups of all purpose flour
1 teaspoon of sugar
tablespoon of baking powder
teaspoon of salt now grab some butter (brrr)
Cut that butter, mix it up make it look like it's enough to feed
a family of 12 or a bakers dozen which is just 1 more than 12
because the baker always tries one ...you get it
TELL THEM ABOUT THE BISCUITS!!!
Imma do this all in one breath...kinda like when you're making biscuits..whatever
Make a well with flour mixture slowly surely add milk into the middle knead dough with your fingers and add milk only when it's necessizzle roll out dough onto a lightly floured surface and roll out to your desired thickness. (brrr)
Cut with a small biscuit cutter butter bottom of skillet and place biscuits in pan cover and place some hot coals on top of skillet cover and base bake for 12 minutes then feed your face!
Brandon: " Lemme enter this rap contest "
Also Bradon: **makes art using the steps on how to make biscuits**
*Since this sick beat was released Eminem has been really quiet*
Yep
Watch out eminem gonna come for u it's a matter of time 😂😂😂😂😂
Wow so original
Eminem better watch out because Brandon about to pass u
mhm
Well, my life is complete now. I’ve seen it all. A little white ginger made a rap song about baking and it was actually really fantastic 😂😂😂 Bravo Brandon 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Yes!!! I agree!!
Did he win
@Travis Duchemin He did win! But he insisted the prize go to someone else who was actually serious about getting into the music business.
Who you calling little 🤣
@@xandeath75 yeah! Lol 😂
Friends: So who’s your favorite rapper
Me: well it’s complicated
My favorite rapper is Little Butter
2020 anyone? Still listening, this fire rap never gets old.
Yup
2021😎
2021 :D
2021😖
2021 anyone?
This is still, hands down, the coolest thing I've ever seen. 💜
Never thought I’d b jamming out to a song about how to make biscuits.
Lol me too
Make me want to jam...haha...get it...jam...ok sorry that was bad.
Vice Forever nah that was good. 😂
But... for real tho lol
Same
Dont ever underestimate how much talent is actually needed to make a parody this good. More so than a serious song, really.
Wow I didn't think you could get much more pale but then you floured yourself!
Bahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHA my favorite comment!
Watching your live from last night :)@@imbrandonfarris
I've seen way paler
💀
I will forever play this song when making biscuits. This is the most amazing song I've ever witnessed.
This is the best rap video about biscuits I have ever seen hands down! You're a winner in my book! ❤
Umm.... NO. Sorry, but "Buttermilk Biscuits" by Sir-Mix-A-Lot still wins that. ;)
Its also the only video that raps about biscuits- I think
I want biscuits now
@@fat_pug_puppy_bed_lazy5066 oop
Hey_stob_it Bts ???
“Don’t interrupt me!!” 😂😂
JEAR DESUS, BRANDON...that is downright impressive! AND GLORIA'S editing was FANTISAMO!
BRAVO!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Holy crap how is this actually SO GOOD?! I had a stupid smile on my face the entire time. This is amazing.
YOU WIN THE WHOLE INTERNET 💜👏👏 #MicDroppinDooder #DatDough
Yes, I approve. 😂❤️ #MicDroppinDooder #DatDough
THE WHOLE INTERNET!!!
That's better than 90% of the rap songs out there these days! Lol I love it! :) hope you win!
Next song, cleaning up dat kitchen, dayum. 😂
I'm dying. This is actually really good. It's my new favorite song 😂
"don't interrupt me" Haha
I watched this at work. Im a mental health counselor and now people think I need help. I could not stop laughing. Priceless! Love you!
Did not know Eminem had a ginger brother. Totally left that out of his biography. 🤔
eminem actually has got a brother his name is nathan
That's MC Bob lol
Never thought I'd jam out to a rap song about biscuits but I have to admit that this entire video is something else and it put a smile on my face!
You.make.me.so.happy!! Needa do a remix with gravy pahhaaah!!!!
mmmmmm.... gravy or donuts
I second that idea!!!!!!
Yassssss
Aite how did I miss this?!?! I been watching you for a while and I missed this. This is the greatest thing ever lol
1) best thing you have done ever
2) quick side shop of the GS cookies
3) you did your own flour handprints on your butt
So much is right with this video
I liked the flour hand butt deal as well 🤣💕
Only he could pull off biscuit butt hand print pockets.
This is the best thing I've ever seen. Gloriaa's editing is freaking amazing!
Sitting in my church parking lot jamming to a song about biscuits. 🤷♀️ #amigoingtohellforthis ?
Those words could totally be in the rap song. I sang them in my head and I don't even listen to rap. 😂
I. Can't. That was beyond words unbelievable. Way to take the simple biscuit to a new level of artistic!!
Awesome. Making batter. Great rap with this one. Mo biscuits, great. I gotta try this.always good ideas.
I am itching to download this to save as a ringtone. This is Art
Brandon needs a cleaning person just for his kitchen.
You win I loved it. Especially the hand print part. !
I need a full time cleaning crew for this kitchen lol It took like an hour and a half to get all the flour cleaned
The funny thing is that this is better than a lot of music videos.
This was amazing Brandon. You should do some videos of just rapping about food.
Now in the year 2020 he raps about a turkey😂
This was so awesome!! I am watching for the 4th time! You are beyond talented Brandon!
This is actually fire!! 🔥🔥
I haven't laughed this hard in months 🤣🤣
Now I wanna go make biscuits. You impressed the heck outta me with ya rap voice lol omgoodness hilarious.
Editing is fantastic! Enjoyed the whole thing, good job!
I love this...looked like one hell of a mess to clean haha! You and Gloria have skills Brandon! Great job Gloria!!
Wow! That was awesome. Hands down, the best rap video about biscuits ever made.
Omg!!! This is actually awesome!!!! Gloriaa great work with the filming and editing!!! Brandon, the new Mac Daddy Dooder!!!!!
Ok but honestly this is fantastic! It looked like a legit music video
You Better Win. This was great.
Wow!
I totally enjoyed this biscuit rap and you look good in the video..
i hope you win.!🎖🏅🏆
I don't know what the hell is ur thought process when u do these videos, but please continue 😂😂😂 u get me every single video!! Good job Brandon!!👍👏
Ohhhhh you little dooder. You even went for biscuits made from scratch. I was thinking you were gonna grab some bisquick 😂😂😂😂. I was thinking man add egg water and whisk? Those are going to be some boring lyrics
What is a dooder?
@@lanie-gv1yd Welcome to the channel. To misquote Good Burger: I'm a dooder, he's a dooder, she's a dooder, we're all dooders, hey!
@@lanie-gv1yd Reference to a painting video. Bob said a little house was where the Dooders lived.
Never crossed my mind that in 2019, I’d be jamming to a song about biscuits. 😂👏🏽
#winner #modough
#DatDoughTho
Sir Mix-A-Lot is QUAKING
Went on a 24 hour roadtrip to get my new puppies. Missed a couple of videos. Came back to catch up. Was not disappointed... in the videos, anyway. The pups have some house training to do. Lol love it Brandon!
This was so good, Brandon!! I don't see how anybody else could be the winner! 😄👍🏻
This was great!🤣.The editing skills were ON POINT. 😆
This is absolutely fantastic and I’m so glad someone introduced me to your channel, you’re honestly a gift to the universe my dude
Amen! I just discovered him on Friday...dude i was so down and ive binged watched so much and it keeps the blues away for sure. Now i need to win the lotto to keep his content going...i dont know how he is not massive!!! Best thing to me since Robin Williams left this world!!!!
Who would've thought a song about making biscuits would hit!?!!!
Why is this so good though?! 😂💙
OMG this is the best thing EVER!!!!! You have some serious skills and I must hear more. PLEASE do more. 💝Lots of Love from Illinois 💝
This is the greatest thing ive ever seen Jear Desus ❤ ps gloria has them Skillz at editing 😍
I swear this guy is the best youtuber ever and he makes me laugh in literally every video he makes. thanks brandon i’m a HUGE fan.
So gangsta he adds buckling up to his rap video LOL
I mean, this is a family channel. Gotta set a good example. :-P
That was awesome and I will never look at biscuits the same again lol. Definitely need to win!
Ok this is officially now my new favorite video!!
This was everything! Please make more songs! 😂
I genuinely love this so much, I want it for my ringtone....can this happen please 🤔🤞 xx
Love the "wife beater" CLEAR WINNER!!! Excellent editing Gloriaa!!!✝🙏🏻💜😂
OMG THE MESS 😂😂😂 well done though with the song about dough.
Brandon...boy you did that! You definitely should win! your video was dope!
I rarely comment, but this was really fun to watch!!!!
Brandon!!! This was so friggin amazing!!! I loved it!
That tramp stamp tho 😉 👌🏼
The lighting effects, slo mo rap drive to the store, and the finger and abs tattoos. I'm sold. Sign him now! He needs to win! Lol at least honorable mention!
Life doesn't get better than this!
Ooo my gatos!!!! This is my new jam!!! I’m blaring this in the kitchen when working lmao 😂 Thank you for this rap and being your awesome ass self! Dooder fo life!
Them biscuits! Oh Jear Desus this is gold. 😂 🥇
I thought for sure it was going to be in the Sir Mix ALot tone of Buttermilk Biscuits. You did an awesome job!!
This is effing iconic.
you deserve soooo much more recognition on here! Can't wait for you to hit a million subscribers
This is the best thing ever!!
Love this and shared on FB which I never do hahaha this is hilarious
That was fire you should win
im glad found you on youtube because when im sad i would always watch you because you Amazing and you brighten up my day! please keep doing what you are doing and i hope you can achieve something better!
That was really impressive editing. I mean the song was good too, but I actually was struck by the editing as I watched (as someone trying to learn to edit myself). Nice job, Gloria... and Brandon...
Did Brandon win? If he didn't he deserved a honorable mention.
He won
Me again…still LOL. Every frickin time. 😂❤
I'm serious so dead lmao u are beyond so funny
wow this is too fun too watch, I'm dying, yer killing it with the funny vids this week!
This actually made me want biscuits 🤓. Well at least I know what I’m having for breakfast 🤟🏾
That was...the most...unbelievably awesome song about biscuits I've ever heard! Love it!
where can i download this song
Rachel Lutcher I just tried Shazaming it😂
You actually did really great. Lol. I’ve never heard someone rhyme the directions to make food as well as u did. And the editing was awesome. Hell I think u should win
Best rap video ever 😂😂😂😂😂
Perfect in time for the holiday baking haha
Cardi B who?
If you are wanting the Facebook person that he sent the video to, it is:
"KelsOh"
from Clarkesville.
haha this is awesome, thumbs up for having to clean all that mess up! :D love it, so funny! Great job!
I can’t understand why, but I really like it. If it was a cd I would buy it 🤣 no really I would.
Omg. This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen!!! Extremely creative and funny. Excellent interpretation of the song and I think this has surpassed my favorite videos of you knitting the first time and your fist Bob Ross painting. This is 💣🔥
Beebs I need this on iTunes
This song here.... I've listened to multiple times already....I love it..great job ..
bravo whats next you do a google translate rap or something but i think i've seen all of what i need to so.
😂😂😂😂 love it, I love when youtube recommends videos i have not seen yet from you
I wish I could like this ten times
This is a bop good job
OMFG BRANDON YOU LOOK LIKE A GANSTER (no lie you kinda cute)