"Let's find things to feed ducks!" Ian: I saw this thing happen, so I'm using french fries. Ben: I like Doritoes, so I'm using Doritoes. Kathleen: I went out of my way to look this up, so I'm grabbing three things that are specifically noted to be things ducks like. I can't help but feel like Kathleen is the kind of person who, no matter how not-serious something is, can't stand to half-ass it. I'm like that too so fair play.
"Some of the people here have sharp mouths and weird penises." "Well, you don't see me feeding you guys." Best line of the episode and it's only been four minutes. This is gonna be good.
The problem with Quote Quiz is they all spend so much time together that their humors are melding together. Unless it's something dark, then Cam is a safe bet.
They needed to limit it a little. Maybe of the three that are sitting there. The cast is too big and the procedurally generated quotes are too general.
Job Interview against Humanity is still my #1 favorite bit from a LRL stream, but Blind date was good too! Such a fantastic premise for a whole series of improv scenes. I still die just thinking about Cam "We called ourselves... 'not contributing to society in any meaningful way.' It was an ironic name"
I absolutely lost it when Graham specified after bringing in the food that it was actually "the four arms of vishnu" and not "the forearms of vishnu" xD
As a professional programmer with the fancy degree and all that, I can confirm that I google stuff A LOT. I would like to contest that my job is not JUST googling though.
I think you forgot to shuffle the CAH deck after Tabletop Day; the pile the ladies were drawing from seemed to be the used cards from that game, in order.
It's a long shot but could anyone please tell me what the backing music at 0:32 on is? I imagine it's a royalty free instrumental not in shazam's database but it's stuck in my head.
Gosh, even Canadian seagulls are nice. The seagulls who hang around in the duck pond in my town will fucking charge in through a flock of ducks to steal a single piece of bread, clear across the pond like some sort of bread-seeking missile.
1:13:10, XD. nicely edited, whoever edits all of these together. That's pretty much how I imagined that ended for Alex, a giant fireball of death. 1:20:17, they also fuck weird, as vlogbrothers educated me, once upon a time.
Because I thought it was fun to make, here's the full answer guide to the quote quiz... So, fun facts about Markov chains in particular: if you train them on a too-small dataset (and the quote database is _way_ too small for this sort of thing), all it ends up doing is that it'll regurgitate quotes that already exist, but whenever two quotes overlap by enough (in this case, looks like it's set up to be two words) there's a chance it'll switch from one quote to the other. Which means it's reasonably possible to track down exactly which component quotes the chain was using to generate the fake quotes... most are just built from two or three quotes, each of which has a two-word overlap with the next. "There are no obvious penis references, and I won. Deal with it." -Fake Graham Quote #1296: "There are no obvious penis references and I don't have a gun the size of a house." -Graham [2015-12-16] Quote #2037: "I drew good mana, I cast good spells, and I won. Deal with it." -Graham [2016-03-04] Quote #4038: "Ooo! It's like her head's a 3rd boob!" -Alex [2017-02-22] Quote #4083: "We've gotta kill them, otherwise they're going to have fun." -Cameron [2017-03-01] "You have to get the sex number, then you'll always win the game!" -Fake-ish Beej Quote #3991: "You have to do like me and try to get the sex number, then you'll always win the game!" -Beej [2017-02-10] Quote #3330: "I have to get rid of Nagilum." -Beej [2016-08-29] (Not certain about that second one, but it's the only Beej quote I could find that contained "have to get", which bridges the two halves of the other quote) Quote #3869: "I fear dilly bar" -Ian [2017-01-15] "Whatever time zone you are in, I am the best at yelling." -Fake Heather Quote #1663: "Whatever time zone you are in, I am in it too." -Heather [2016-01-25] Quote #1183: "I am the best at yelling." -Heather [2015-11-28] Quote #3782: "I think if you put it in your mouth, it's food" -Ian [2016-12-25] Quote #4024: "For breaking my heart, I'm gonna light him on fire" -Bengineering [2017-02-17] "Just as an FYI, I don't think we need to touch someone's inner darkness." -Fake Alex Quote #2048: "Just as an FYI, I don't think your rocket is supposed to be rifled." -Alex [2014-12-30] Quote #774: "I don't think we need to use the butt right now." -Alex [2015-10-02] Quote #824: "I need to touch a butt. I feel bad." -Alex [2015-10-09] Quote #2363: "I'm a LITTLE uncomfortable at being invited to touch someone's inner darkness." -Alex [2016-04-22] "The point is: Ben does not look like Admiral Akbar." -Fake Graham Quote #3925: "The point is: Ben does not suck." -Graham [2017-02-02] Quote #2423: "My hair does not look like a yarmulke!" -Graham [2016-05-02] Quote #2536: "I want to make my virtual penis look like Admiral Akbar." -Graham [2016-05-16] "What's-his-ass, the guy who looks like what would happen in a David Lynch movie" -Fake Cameron Quote #2857: "What's-his-ass, the guy who looks like a sack of potatoes. Vin Diesel." -Cam [2016-06-23] Quote #1371: "This looks like what would happen in a dream sequence in a David Lynch movie." -Cameron [2014-08-01] (A rare example of a quote crossing over with itself, on the two instances of "in a") Quote #4221: "If we can't win, we want to at least be entertaining." -Graham [2017-05-25] "I'm hungry. *opens fridge* I am dead and still alive somehow." -Fake Alex Quote #973: "I'm hungry. *opens fridge* I am no longer hungry." -Alex [2015-10-27] Quote #3296: "I am dead and still alive somehow." -Alex [2016-08-24] Quote #3200: "This game isn't about being happy. This game is about being irritated until the second-to-last turn." -Beej [2016-08-12] "You need to not be in the office, so we sent everyone home to play with Beej from now on." -Fake Ian Quote #2191: "You need to survive the frog." -Ian [2016-03-27] Quote #3999: "I just remembered, I need to not be in the oil massage bar. Y'know, rhythm." -Ian [2017-02-12] Quote #1313: "We only had one PS4 in the office, so we sent everyone home to play with themselves." -Ian [2015-12-19] Quote #2213: "I'll only play with Beej from now on." -Ian [2016-03-29] "Wow, that guy got really angry that I am Captain Brainulon." -Fake Alex Quote #3242: "Wow, that guy got really angry that I took his toilet brick. I bet he worked really hard on it..." -Alex [2016-08-17] Quote #741: "I think that I am Captain Brainulon." -Alex [2015-09-25] "Why do we have friends? Why did we move to the city full of mice?!" -Fake Heather Quote #3587: "Why do we have friends? Why did we sign up for those newsletters?" -Heather [2016-10-30] Quote #3089: "Why did we move to the city full of mice?!" -Heather [2016-08-03] Quote #4159: "Everyone is good except Fugi!" -Bengineering [2017-04-21] "When I think of Mario and dick pics, I think it keeps my head from imploding." -Fake Beej Quote #1835: "When I think of Mario and dick pics, I think of two actors." -Beej [2016-02-15] Quote #1838: "I think it keeps my head from imploding." -Beej [2016-02-15] "I'm more of a shitty five-year-old" -Fake-ish Kathleen Quote #1474: "I'm more of a ghost..." -Kathleen [2016-01-07] Quote #3883: "I am on the wavelength of a shitty five-year-old" -Kathleen [2017-01-21] Quote #4039: "You can't just say "go left" to every problem and then take credit if you're right" -Graham, to chat [2017-02-22] Quote #3544: "Nobody wants to be in the sub-James." -James [2016-10-14] "Now I have some very good cards in this pile of cards. And then they made everything poop." -Fake Graham Quote #481: "Now I have the color of skin." -Graham [2015-07-20] Quote #2024: "I have some very good cards in this pile of cards. And then there are some other cards as well." -Graham [2016-03-04] Quote #2128: "Wait! That's a resource! And then they made everything poop." -Graham [2016-03-21] "If babies WANT to be monetized?" -Fake Kathleen Quote #1693: "If babies want to get fed they'll spit that thing right out, and then the Eldrazi spawn attacks the Incubator Drone." -Kathleen [2016-01-29] Quote #1475: "Do you WANT to be monetized?" -Kathleen [2016-01-07] Quote #3964: "Who knew that you should take off your shoes before you put on your underwear!" -James [2017-02-09] "I am a king and I can't be responsible for things." -Fake Beej Quote #665: "I am a king and I can charm the pants off anyone." -Beej [2015-09-14] Quote #2617: "Sometimes things come out of my mouth, and I can't be responsible for them." -Beej [2016-05-27] Quote #3266: "I like not being responsible for things." -Beej [2016-08-19] Quote #4125: "There are no fire departments that can help in lava." -Ian [2017-03-19] Quote #3557: "I'm fantastic at lying! No-one believes me most of the time, so lying is easy." -Cori [2016-10-17] Quote #4139: "I didn't realise the numbers that were counting down were a countdown." -Adam [2017-04-03]
Wait, was Kathleen specifically making a Robocop 3 reference in BDAH? Like, I had to search to find out that was even a reference to be made! (the Robocop cocktail she described is an actual cocktail, called an Aviation. Also full disclosure I've never really seen much of the Robocop trilogy, I just searched "robocop flying" and found the jetpack scene)
Hooooooly shit, watching blind date against humanity and having a drink do not mix well, I'm in tears but most of the tears are just water I spit up at my own face somehow, I love LRL
Quick comment about the McDonald's automated system. It only freaking works if you're paying by credit or debit. If you go and do your order there then say you're paying cash they won't start making your order until you then walk up to a manned register and pay them your money, thereby making it faster to just...walk up to a manned register and ordering/paying there. Then they still might forget to make your order! Cool technology!
I did nearly as well as Ben, and I'll bet that other fans did about as well or better. I think that Ben's joke about stalking them is the ticket - we probably watch more LRR than the crew does.
52:23 - Oooooh, Ian, be careful saying that googling to program means you can be a 'proper' programmer. Sure, lots of code monkeys will do it that way, and even get away with it. However *real* programmers actually have a clue about algorithms, data structures, anti-patterns etc and will not only make working code faster most of the time, but that code will be more correct and maintainable. And then there's the whole automated testing thing which helps not introduce regression bugs. And this is why some aspects of "computers" are in such a mess because so many people *do* get away with being a code monkey and management don't understand that it's just piling up technical debt. I assume there could be a similar thing around things like plumbing and electrician stuff. Sure, many people manage to DIY something that appears to work and be safe, but in many cases they're likely storing up problems for the future.
So my town use to have a duck/swan pond but all of swans and ducks got harassed or hunted so there's no more duck pond. So don't try to put a duck pond in rural Nebraska because apparently everyone will just eat the ducks...
I know I have heard the Cameron "We have to kill them, otherwise they are going to have fun" quote. But I can't remember where! Can anyone help me cause it's driving me crazy?! :D
killerkonnat Same. And when we have company code reviews and they ask how you knew to perform it a certain way its a little awkward to respond with "cuz google said so"
Saddened to learn that I was never going to be Ben's friend, even though we do share the same first name... Just because I don't like Cool Ranch Doritos.
In the intro, Graham mentions topical references, so I assume his whole shtick is referencing something, but I'm missing it. Someone care to enlighten me?
00:00:00 Intro
00:00:30 LRR cribs
00:02:33 Duck Collecting
00:15:49 Feed Dump Extra Push
00:17:14 Quote Quiz
00:42:36 Feed Dump Extra Push
00:43:54 Ask LRR
01:10:08 Stream Highlights
01:18:24 Blind Date Against Humanity
01:32:39 Dilly Bar!
01:32:52 Subs and Bits
01:45:18 Stinger
You're good people!
"Let's find things to feed ducks!"
Ian: I saw this thing happen, so I'm using french fries.
Ben: I like Doritoes, so I'm using Doritoes.
Kathleen: I went out of my way to look this up, so I'm grabbing three things that are specifically noted to be things ducks like.
I can't help but feel like Kathleen is the kind of person who, no matter how not-serious something is, can't stand to half-ass it. I'm like that too so fair play.
One of the best openings
Indeed
No. THE Best Opening. Had me rolling in the aisle.
chaosof99 well I do love and miss the loading ready live theme
I fell out of my chair at "So this is the Insulin!"
This is probably the best opening since Paul and the Beartones
I didn't get it. What is it referencing? I'm not up on all the latest maymays.
"Some of the people here have sharp mouths and weird penises."
"Well, you don't see me feeding you guys."
Best line of the episode and it's only been four minutes. This is gonna be good.
The problem with Quote Quiz is they all spend so much time together that their humors are melding together. Unless it's something dark, then Cam is a safe bet.
They needed to limit it a little. Maybe of the three that are sitting there. The cast is too big and the procedurally generated quotes are too general.
"Welcome to 2017!"
"That's a goose..."
"Bill Watt Memorial Food Zone"
Awww. I like to imagine the 2:1 scale, engraved marble professional-grade food processor just hasn't arrived yet.
Re Duck collecting: If Ben thinks seagulls are big garbage disposal units, wait till he sees an Ibis!
Job Interview against Humanity is still my #1 favorite bit from a LRL stream, but Blind date was good too! Such a fantastic premise for a whole series of improv scenes. I still die just thinking about Cam "We called ourselves... 'not contributing to society in any meaningful way.' It was an ironic name"
Kathleen's new hair style is very much on point. Love it!
"I'm wide open but I will make exceptions for banana " Ian Horner 2017
I absolutely lost it when Graham specified after bringing in the food that it was actually "the four arms of vishnu" and not "the forearms of vishnu" xD
*The sun is a deadly laser.*
Not anymore, there's a blanket!
Hay lrr you might want to take a look at your bionic trousers sight, it still links to your old stuff and makes it look like you disappeared
A++ job with that button, Paul.
This was a stellar episode, I have to say. The Duckening and Quote Quiz were hysterical!
"We just 86'd the ass-to-mouth. But we do have.. a... box."
I'm fucking dying
More Against Humanity bits! The job interview is my favorite thing thats ever been on LRL!
The "A Middle-Aged Man on Rollerskates" card bit gave me a serious case of the chuckles. Nice improv, group!
As a professional programmer with the fancy degree and all that, I can confirm that I google stuff A LOT. I would like to contest that my job is not JUST googling though.
I think you forgot to shuffle the CAH deck after Tabletop Day; the pile the ladies were drawing from seemed to be the used cards from that game, in order.
Kathleen I love your haircut
how does Shuttershades McGraham know what insulin tastes like
The experience is really starting to pay off. this may be the tightest LRL yet.
It's a long shot but could anyone please tell me what the backing music at 0:32 on is? I imagine it's a royalty free instrumental not in shazam's database but it's stuck in my head.
Gosh, even Canadian seagulls are nice. The seagulls who hang around in the duck pond in my town will fucking charge in through a flock of ducks to steal a single piece of bread, clear across the pond like some sort of bread-seeking missile.
Don't worry Ian. Fries were the GULL-den ticket.
Said this on the Crapshot and I'll say it again: Ben's nails are, as the kids say, on fleek
I wish I could pull off those nails
Literally just paint your nails.
You just need the right pair of pliers... or nail polish. sorry, context was a little confusing O.o
I fell off of my fleek last week. I hope I get back on it soon.
Quote Quiz needs to return!! Awesome segment.
can someone tell me what the space golf game from the stream highlights is?
www.twitch.tv/videos/146974469
Oh man the blind date against humanity was fantastic
The sleep experiment video was the first video of yours that I saw.
Kathleen, were you describing an Aviation?
Was I the only one who started to hum Tom Lehrer during the bird-feeding bit?
But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.
Cool Ranchology! Great
Holy crap, Blind Date Against Humanity was freaking amazing!
ohheycool i think my clip made it in the highlight reel
Ian remains the only Lrr'r who pronounces my name right.
Hang on... Was that a C64 in the fridge?
I've never even heard of 'Cool Ranch'.
But I'm loving all these various uses of the cards which are against humanity.
"How did you find iced tea?" The real questions is How did you actually have a ROBOCOP Gun?! Talk about a hell of a coincidence
1:13:10, XD. nicely edited, whoever edits all of these together. That's pretty much how I imagined that ended for Alex, a giant fireball of death.
1:20:17, they also fuck weird, as vlogbrothers educated me, once upon a time.
Still sad that this is not the next Sidewalk Slam...
The duck section made me sad. Apparently I can't be friends with Ben because I don't like cool ranch Doritos.
Because I thought it was fun to make, here's the full answer guide to the quote quiz...
So, fun facts about Markov chains in particular: if you train them on a too-small dataset (and the quote database is _way_ too small for this sort of thing), all it ends up doing is that it'll regurgitate quotes that already exist, but whenever two quotes overlap by enough (in this case, looks like it's set up to be two words) there's a chance it'll switch from one quote to the other.
Which means it's reasonably possible to track down exactly which component quotes the chain was using to generate the fake quotes... most are just built from two or three quotes, each of which has a two-word overlap with the next.
"There are no obvious penis references, and I won. Deal with it." -Fake Graham
Quote #1296: "There are no obvious penis references and I don't have a gun the size of a house." -Graham [2015-12-16]
Quote #2037: "I drew good mana, I cast good spells, and I won. Deal with it." -Graham [2016-03-04]
Quote #4038: "Ooo! It's like her head's a 3rd boob!" -Alex [2017-02-22]
Quote #4083: "We've gotta kill them, otherwise they're going to have fun." -Cameron [2017-03-01]
"You have to get the sex number, then you'll always win the game!" -Fake-ish Beej
Quote #3991: "You have to do like me and try to get the sex number, then you'll always win the game!" -Beej [2017-02-10]
Quote #3330: "I have to get rid of Nagilum." -Beej [2016-08-29]
(Not certain about that second one, but it's the only Beej quote I could find that contained "have to get", which bridges the two halves of the other quote)
Quote #3869: "I fear dilly bar" -Ian [2017-01-15]
"Whatever time zone you are in, I am the best at yelling." -Fake Heather
Quote #1663: "Whatever time zone you are in, I am in it too." -Heather [2016-01-25]
Quote #1183: "I am the best at yelling." -Heather [2015-11-28]
Quote #3782: "I think if you put it in your mouth, it's food" -Ian [2016-12-25]
Quote #4024: "For breaking my heart, I'm gonna light him on fire" -Bengineering [2017-02-17]
"Just as an FYI, I don't think we need to touch someone's inner darkness." -Fake Alex
Quote #2048: "Just as an FYI, I don't think your rocket is supposed to be rifled." -Alex [2014-12-30]
Quote #774: "I don't think we need to use the butt right now." -Alex [2015-10-02]
Quote #824: "I need to touch a butt. I feel bad." -Alex [2015-10-09]
Quote #2363: "I'm a LITTLE uncomfortable at being invited to touch someone's inner darkness." -Alex [2016-04-22]
"The point is: Ben does not look like Admiral Akbar." -Fake Graham
Quote #3925: "The point is: Ben does not suck." -Graham [2017-02-02]
Quote #2423: "My hair does not look like a yarmulke!" -Graham [2016-05-02]
Quote #2536: "I want to make my virtual penis look like Admiral Akbar." -Graham [2016-05-16]
"What's-his-ass, the guy who looks like what would happen in a David Lynch movie" -Fake Cameron
Quote #2857: "What's-his-ass, the guy who looks like a sack of potatoes. Vin Diesel." -Cam [2016-06-23]
Quote #1371: "This looks like what would happen in a dream sequence in a David Lynch movie." -Cameron [2014-08-01]
(A rare example of a quote crossing over with itself, on the two instances of "in a")
Quote #4221: "If we can't win, we want to at least be entertaining." -Graham [2017-05-25]
"I'm hungry. *opens fridge* I am dead and still alive somehow." -Fake Alex
Quote #973: "I'm hungry. *opens fridge* I am no longer hungry." -Alex [2015-10-27]
Quote #3296: "I am dead and still alive somehow." -Alex [2016-08-24]
Quote #3200: "This game isn't about being happy. This game is about being irritated until the second-to-last turn." -Beej [2016-08-12]
"You need to not be in the office, so we sent everyone home to play with Beej from now on." -Fake Ian
Quote #2191: "You need to survive the frog." -Ian [2016-03-27]
Quote #3999: "I just remembered, I need to not be in the oil massage bar. Y'know, rhythm." -Ian [2017-02-12]
Quote #1313: "We only had one PS4 in the office, so we sent everyone home to play with themselves." -Ian [2015-12-19]
Quote #2213: "I'll only play with Beej from now on." -Ian [2016-03-29]
"Wow, that guy got really angry that I am Captain Brainulon." -Fake Alex
Quote #3242: "Wow, that guy got really angry that I took his toilet brick. I bet he worked really hard on it..." -Alex [2016-08-17]
Quote #741: "I think that I am Captain Brainulon." -Alex [2015-09-25]
"Why do we have friends? Why did we move to the city full of mice?!" -Fake Heather
Quote #3587: "Why do we have friends? Why did we sign up for those newsletters?" -Heather [2016-10-30]
Quote #3089: "Why did we move to the city full of mice?!" -Heather [2016-08-03]
Quote #4159: "Everyone is good except Fugi!" -Bengineering [2017-04-21]
"When I think of Mario and dick pics, I think it keeps my head from imploding." -Fake Beej
Quote #1835: "When I think of Mario and dick pics, I think of two actors." -Beej [2016-02-15]
Quote #1838: "I think it keeps my head from imploding." -Beej [2016-02-15]
"I'm more of a shitty five-year-old" -Fake-ish Kathleen
Quote #1474: "I'm more of a ghost..." -Kathleen [2016-01-07]
Quote #3883: "I am on the wavelength of a shitty five-year-old" -Kathleen [2017-01-21]
Quote #4039: "You can't just say "go left" to every problem and then take credit if you're right" -Graham, to chat [2017-02-22]
Quote #3544: "Nobody wants to be in the sub-James." -James [2016-10-14]
"Now I have some very good cards in this pile of cards. And then they made everything poop." -Fake Graham
Quote #481: "Now I have the color of skin." -Graham [2015-07-20]
Quote #2024: "I have some very good cards in this pile of cards. And then there are some other cards as well." -Graham [2016-03-04]
Quote #2128: "Wait! That's a resource! And then they made everything poop." -Graham [2016-03-21]
"If babies WANT to be monetized?" -Fake Kathleen
Quote #1693: "If babies want to get fed they'll spit that thing right out, and then the Eldrazi spawn attacks the Incubator Drone." -Kathleen [2016-01-29]
Quote #1475: "Do you WANT to be monetized?" -Kathleen [2016-01-07]
Quote #3964: "Who knew that you should take off your shoes before you put on your underwear!" -James [2017-02-09]
"I am a king and I can't be responsible for things." -Fake Beej
Quote #665: "I am a king and I can charm the pants off anyone." -Beej [2015-09-14]
Quote #2617: "Sometimes things come out of my mouth, and I can't be responsible for them." -Beej [2016-05-27]
Quote #3266: "I like not being responsible for things." -Beej [2016-08-19]
Quote #4125: "There are no fire departments that can help in lava." -Ian [2017-03-19]
Quote #3557: "I'm fantastic at lying! No-one believes me most of the time, so lying is easy." -Cori [2016-10-17]
Quote #4139: "I didn't realise the numbers that were counting down were a countdown." -Adam [2017-04-03]
oh man... all i can think about is the song "Tauben vergiften im Park" (Poison Doves in the park) by Georg Kreisler :-D
Kathleen looks very like Bea from Night in the Woods. She looks amazing.
Duck bit without Jer :'(
hello darkness my old friend, I'm never getting laid again
"I haven't had ass to mouth in such a long time" ---Welp....
NGL, Kathleen is looking super good, love the new hair!
Kathleen your hair is too cute, I love it.
1:11:38, 1:14:41,1:15:56 links please?
I got all the fake and real Alex quotes right and all the rest wrong.... can you tell who is one of favorite cast members
Heather, why don't you play the AAI2 Fan Translation? It's so good and professional.
Wait, was Kathleen specifically making a Robocop 3 reference in BDAH? Like, I had to search to find out that was even a reference to be made!
(the Robocop cocktail she described is an actual cocktail, called an Aviation. Also full disclosure I've never really seen much of the Robocop trilogy, I just searched "robocop flying" and found the jetpack scene)
Hooooooly shit, watching blind date against humanity and having a drink do not mix well, I'm in tears but most of the tears are just water I spit up at my own face somehow, I love LRL
Holy shit, Ben holding out his hand to the goose made me cringe and clench
Quick comment about the McDonald's automated system. It only freaking works if you're paying by credit or debit. If you go and do your order there then say you're paying cash they won't start making your order until you then walk up to a manned register and pay them your money, thereby making it faster to just...walk up to a manned register and ordering/paying there. Then they still might forget to make your order! Cool technology!
If Ben hates birds, does that mean that he hates dinosaurs by extension ?
I did nearly as well as Ben, and I'll bet that other fans did about as well or better. I think that Ben's joke about stalking them is the ticket - we probably watch more LRR than the crew does.
I could watch Kathleen eat ice-cream ALL DAY!
these quotes are amazing
52:23 - Oooooh, Ian, be careful saying that googling to program means you can be a 'proper' programmer. Sure, lots of code monkeys will do it that way, and even get away with it. However *real* programmers actually have a clue about algorithms, data structures, anti-patterns etc and will not only make working code faster most of the time, but that code will be more correct and maintainable. And then there's the whole automated testing thing which helps not introduce regression bugs.
And this is why some aspects of "computers" are in such a mess because so many people *do* get away with being a code monkey and management don't understand that it's just piling up technical debt.
I assume there could be a similar thing around things like plumbing and electrician stuff. Sure, many people manage to DIY something that appears to work and be safe, but in many cases they're likely storing up problems for the future.
My dream reveal for E3: HL3
Kathleen shaved her head sides?
more cards against humanity improv? HELL YEAH
Awesome open
Cori "1000 slimjims, but vegan" Dickerson. Hahaha
Pineapple on pizza is illegal in Iceland. And I believe they're mostly into single-serving size pizzas, to make it even weirder.
Graham in Stunna Shades is amazing
Ian' s bleach anime joke was great
This made me miss Jer.
Best opening
Indeed
So my town use to have a duck/swan pond but all of swans and ducks got harassed or hunted so there's no more duck pond. So don't try to put a duck pond in rural Nebraska because apparently everyone will just eat the ducks...
I know I have heard the Cameron "We have to kill them, otherwise they are going to have fun" quote. But I can't remember where! Can anyone help me cause it's driving me crazy?! :D
Can confirm. I'm a programmer. I google something probably every 15 minutes.
killerkonnat Same. And when we have company code reviews and they ask how you knew to perform it a certain way its a little awkward to respond with "cuz google said so"
DON'T FEED THE DUCKS!
That was the BEST blind date. :p
Did Beej just break his no pants rule?...m'kay
Cantelope is tasteless?! What sad cantelopes have you been subjected too? Cantelope and watermelon are the only melons I'll eat.
SALADS ARE MADNESS AND HAVE NO DEFINITION, FRUIT SALAD DOUBLY SO.
Saddened to learn that I was never going to be Ben's friend, even though we do share the same first name... Just because I don't like Cool Ranch Doritos.
LRR x Swollen Members collab confirmed
Cool Ranch Doritos are the best Doritos. Pretty sure I'm not friends with Ben, but I feel like this is a good start.
Kathleen is a madwoman. And I love it.
♫ Feed the birds, tuppence per bag...
Sad to know I couldn't ever be friends with Ben due to my distaste of Cool Ranch. I always thought we'd get along, in theory, but oh well.
Dream E3 release - War of the Lions 2. Through 7.
I stayed awake for 52 hours working straight through the whole thing and then slept for 23 hours. I would not recommend it.
Ben would be a Cool Ranch guy.
Am I the only one who wants to hug Ben and protect him from the seagulls? :\
Y'all should play diplomacy for afk
That would lead to the end of LRR.
In the intro, Graham mentions topical references, so I assume his whole shtick is referencing something, but I'm missing it. Someone care to enlighten me?
Kathleen with the Marilyn Manson haircut
Wow, that's enough seagulls to qualify as a terrible hairdo.
Apparently ducks are 70% geese now...
What won't Biege do for the sake of comedy? The world may never know!
^_^
It's time to experience B E J J
PINEAPPLE PIZZA!!!!