Hiding a danish passport in your shoes while your other one was getting robbed in Honduras is about the most casual international-man-of-mystery action I've heard on any YT channel. Subbed!
keeper of waht????? vault keeper???? like geometry dash???? GD reference!!!!!! like have you ever heard of the vault keeper in geometry dash i thinnk thats a reference to that fellow gd player ^^
I was born in Brazil, never leave the country, but 5 year ago a discovered that my father's family was from Luxembourg, so I got a new citizenship. I don't speak German, I don't speak French, and not even a single word of Luxembourgian, but I am Lëtzebuergesch in the paper.
@@dididubalier2196 Not everytime, but especially in Central America, there is a reason why even locals avoid certain areas if not absolutely necessary.
There are two scenarios where we Germans are patriotic: 1. On the internet. You probably have experienced this before, we really like bringing up the fact that we are German online. 2. Football. You will never see a German flag flying except on government buildings and the occasional proud German's garden. Unless there is an international football event happening, like the world or European cup. The whole country will shine in black, red, and gold.
is it because you're always shunned because of ww2 ? or maybe education system is somehow teaching you to feel bad about being German for the same reason?
I've seen #2 quite often, where a lot of Americans and Canadians decide that having a German great grandfather is German enough to claim to be so for World Cup purposes.
Imagine if it weren't like that and at age 4 you have to prove that your german is good enough. And if it isn't you get deported, while your parents don't 😂😂😂
My man your videos make me laugh so much, “i happily exclaimed i was german, but it was not such an impressive thing in germany, a lot of people happen to be german here” things like these make me crack up 😂😂
As a fellow German, I really found this funny. And yes, the passport has it's benefits, no cues in Dubai - just showing the outside of my passport was enough to let me into through the pre-boarding check.
How to translate Danish to German: 1. Add 'Ge' to the beginning of the word 2. Add 'ch' after a 's' to get 'sch' 3. Let your word end with 'en' (4. Change 'kk' to 'ck') Now you have translated 'snakker' to 'geschnakken'
To be fair, "schnacken" is actually a real word here in the north of germany, directly borrowed from danish I suppose Edit: Probably its "Plattdeutsch"
Visit the allotment gardens, they are the last bastions of our nationalism....well....they have an above average ammount of germany flags compared to the rest of the country... Or get into state flags, they are far more command everywhere and if you travel to the dark regional nationalistic stereotypical state of germany, bavaria, they will shuff it in you face everywhere. Just say you are a "Franke" and they eather consier you the best person ever...or worse as dirt :D
As much as I like Germany I would be a bit concerned to say the least if I walked into some Danish guys apartment and saw all the walls covered with German flags
@@gnawershreth defo but as op said geschnackt is part of the north German dialect so the words most likely related, like moin in southern Jutland, or misschien from Dutch, which is pronounced similar to, and has the same meaning as måske (maybe) in danish.
@@franckherrmannsen7903 I see, thank you for correcting me. I doesn't change my point over all since it was about how closely related different European languages are.
Als lebenslanger Fan der Schlagermusik will ich dir sagen, dass ich finde, dass die Musik von Helene Fischer einen riesen Mehrwert für die deutsche Musikszene darstellt und es im Bierzelt mindestens 30% langweiliger ohne ihre Hits wäre. Helene hat es geschafft, dass ein großer Teil der Bevölkerung, die nichts mit Schlager zu tun hatten, plötzlich Zugang zu einem ganzen Genre fanden.
@@Masterofcreat Meine Oma hat früher immer mit mir so Schlagerfestivals geschaut. Mit dem Hansi, Silbereisen, Kasselruther Spatzen etc. So wenig ich schlager auch mag muss ich gestehen, ihre Musik ist nicht schlecht. Definitiv erträglicher als das andere deutsche "musikalische Kulturgut" der neuen deutschen Welle.
@@Lorgres Definitiv moralischer. Großer Fokus auf Liebe, Famile und "Daheim" anstelle von Belanglosigkeiten oder Drogen, sexueller Objektivizierung und Gewalt. Natürlich kann auch Neu richtig gute Kunst sein, wie zum Beispiel das Nero Lied von Bushido(glaube ich?)
Just so you know, if you want the french nationality, you only need 2 things : - Eating the majority of the baguette from the boulangerie to your home - Wanting to bring down the government Join us, Spaghetti
@@gr8sword97 I know it’s for the joke but the not-working things is a huge clichee, since French fought for their right to work 35h/week. But actually, they are working mostly 40hours/week or more, except single moms or students who work part time. France is even the 3rd country in Europe on the scale of working time. Also the labour market is so competitive and saturated in France that people would do anything to have a job and keeping it, like working more hours for free and without declaring them. It’s even in the tradition of desk jobs to not leave until the boss does.
I did this to become Hungarian a couple years ago! My grandfather was Hungarian and I have alot of family in Budepest which allowed me to get myself a Hungarian passport without ever learning the language or living in the country (I currently live in Canada). This opened alot of doors for me in terms of travel in the same way a German passport helps you. It was an excellent investment and only cost me about 130CAD. Anywho great video and I just wanted to share!
@@HelloHello-yn7mj Im learning the language now but no much like Germany you don't need a good grasp of the language before applying. So things may have changed as this was quite a few years ago but I would say go for it!
@@HelloHello-yn7mj you don't need such a high language level, there are actually courses were you learn just the few phrases necessary for getting the nationality
Danish draft is basically a 3 month draft of military "practice" for 18 year olds, but there are enough volunteers yearly to not need to involuntarily draft anyone
He would lose his German citizenship as soon as he is doing military service for another country than Germany. So serving twice was already impossible before canceling conscription.
8:09 I’m sorry you dealt with this in my home country of Honduras. Unfortunately crime is just really bad over there because of the gangs and honestly, people like them don’t represent the average Honduran citizen. We’re hardworking and kindful people who wishes for a world with peace and prosperity. Please don’t take that experience as like “I hate Honduras”, it’s really beautiful and it’s sad how corrupted it has been
@@appleslover Yes! Culture, language, history and citizenship means absolutely nothing! Germans are basically the same as Somalians anyway, barely any difference! We should all just be one big country and ban having borders at all!
@@OlGregge culture =/=nationalism Love of your country =/=nationalism I love my country, I recognised that I *truly* do after leaving it for seven years. Before that I was pretty nationalistic, i saw everyone as culturally inferior and that my country was *the best* I'm not advocating for hating your country, just don't be a dick about it
Damn, sometimes the German language seems so difficult that I hope I won't ever have to learn it. Then I remember that it's my native language. But very entertaining video :) Even though I miss the Italian flag in your profile picture as I have the Italian citizenship too hehe
@@theClassicsaddict I think a lot of Danes can apply for German citizenship. But they just do not know it. I found out recently that I have great grandfather who were born in Schleswig Holstein before the border was redrawn. Which means allot of Danes can apply for though birth.
0:51 thats not how youre supposed to eat them. First comes the Sauerkraut, then you mix it with Weissbier until it becomes very slushy. After that you sprinkle some Gummibärchen on top and voila! Ein Meistergericht!
Viel Liebe aus Schweden! 🇸🇪❤️🇩🇪 (Hope I got that right, but there sure are a lot of nice germans here that can correct me. Ich lerne übrigens Deutsch!)
we love to correct anyone and anything :-) Dear Hulda, your german is great, but don´t get too good, every german loves scandinavian accents and mistakes.
Fun fact: Geschnacken isnt completely wrong if you wanna translate talking, because in some parts of Germany "schnacken" is slang for talking with someone/having a conversation. Btw, greetings from Germany :D
@@Achi_seul well "Sprechen" is one of the words for talking but it's used in a more serious/buiseness-like way. "Reden" is the more casual word for talking and "schnacken" is only used in some parts of Germany.
English lesson #102: "How to pronounce 'ough'" teacher: "This is really straight forward. There are just seven commonly possible pronunciations according to the ISO 15924 IPA. They are 1. /ɔ:t/ 2. /ɒf/ 3. /ʌf/ 4. /əʊ/ 5. /u:/ 6. /ə/ 7. /aʊ/" teacher: "Any remaining questions?" random Chinese guy: "Are those all existing because of local dialects?" teacher: "No, they are based on context and the word as a whole." random Chinese guy: "Well, that's stupid and so complicated. Much better to have around 87k different characters just for some few hundred syllables that we pronounce in dozens of ways each, including many homophones, so almost no one will be able to remember, let alone write all of them." teacher: …
@@aoelp Asian language be like "hey we are very easy to learn... you wonder whats behind the door with the warning "DO NOT OPEN" oh, thats just our script.
@@JustAToeBee Notable exceptions include Korean Han’gŭl (which my nick is written in despite non-Asian heritage) and all those languages that just use some script like Arabic, Latin or Devanagari. Though generally most Alphabet-based scripts have many more exceptions to their pronunciation than say Chinese writing. Yes, in Asia you generally need to know a lot of scripts to get by in the local languages unlike Europe or the Americas and even most of Northern and Southern Africa respectively where you can just use Latin script (or Arabic for Northern Africa and ME).
@@AeroGuy07 small world! :) I forgot about Sesame Street after moving from Esbjerg and no longer being able to pick up german tv. I thought Sesame street was a german tv show and knew it as Sesam Strasse. Then I spend 2 years in New York as a babysitter and found out that it´s american and called sesame street :)
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by the way... spaghettiroad.com
Very nice
Love your content from Indonesia pal :D. Stay safe out there lads :3
Abu hajjar!!!
Hey, what was the online quiz ~14:30? Just asking for a friend.
Okay
Next video: Asking every embassy for a passport
First person to be a citizen of every country. Why not?
*becoming a yugoslav citizen
Old Gregg umm nk?
@@OlGregge I smell war ... :/
@@emilchen9866 Well if anyone can do it, it's Spaghetti Road.
"Seemingly I was just German all of a sudden."
-Average European, 1940
Oh no 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Hitler also got his German citizenship that easily
LMAO 😂
History Joke! Great1!!!!
"I am German and Danish now, when Germany and Denmark play football against each other I can only win"
Germany 1:1 Denmark
He said f you to the universe
But universe used uno reverse card
Gold
Same but only Swiss and Germans
Number of likes - 1.1k
Hiding a danish passport in your shoes while your other one was getting robbed in Honduras is about the most casual international-man-of-mystery action I've heard on any YT channel. Subbed!
Bond 007 101
You took her to Kazakhstan when she wanted Paris and she helped you make a bunch of German flags... I think Bettina‘s a keeper
And we all know Germans have the best keepers.
keeper of waht????? vault keeper???? like geometry dash???? GD reference!!!!!! like have you ever heard of the vault keeper in geometry dash i thinnk thats a reference to that fellow gd player ^^
@@DomenBremecXCVI We only have good keepers here. Like Manuel Neuer? I don't know, I'm not into football
She is
@@DomenBremecXCVI de Gea, casillas.... Spain
I was born in Brazil, never leave the country, but 5 year ago a discovered that my father's family was from Luxembourg, so I got a new citizenship. I don't speak German, I don't speak French, and not even a single word of Luxembourgian, but I am Lëtzebuergesch in the paper.
Damn that’s really mice
@@LG-bs1rs _mice_
@@gh-ep9fj lol oops
@@LG-bs1rs woah that’s a fresh comment
@@LG-bs1rs fresh like in new
> suddenly 5 armed robbers entered and stole everything
You said that and left it as if it was just a daily occurance
Is it not common in central America?
@@bathamsteryt its not like everytime you enter a bus someone robs you I gues LOL
@@dididubalier2196 Not everytime, but especially in Central America, there is a reason why even locals avoid certain areas if not absolutely necessary.
it is a daily occurance in Honduras.
It IS a daily occurance in many places... *cries in Latin America
Video: *has slight relation to something german*
The entirety of german yt: Hallo
"slight"
@@tomascanales9069 this isnt the only video having to do with germany
Hallo
Hallo
Hallo
As a German the amount of German jokes in this video is incredible. I can't stop laughing.
Ist so
I didn't know there was such a thing as a german joke
@@nivilom86 😐
@@ahmedkuku7298 It was a joke, but of course it might have been hard to understand for german people
@@nivilom86 I knew that that was a joke, I just forget to laugh...
As a German I feel very happy to announce that I finally have a favourite German youtuber.
Check Radical Living, just suggesting
@@UnQuacker nah I find him to be very cringe
@@felszi1043 ok
@Lenny's Animation 🤢
@@felszi1043 Same
Instead of flags, he's now collecting nationalities
yeee I wonder what the record is...person with most nationalities on the world xDDD
@@matrixfull i got 4 lol
@@llama9496 Which ones?
@@scypio8191 Argentina, Uruguay, Denmark and Spain
gonna catch em all
There are two scenarios where we Germans are patriotic:
1. On the internet. You probably have experienced this before, we really like bringing up the fact that we are German online.
2. Football. You will never see a German flag flying except on government buildings and the occasional proud German's garden. Unless there is an international football event happening, like the world or European cup. The whole country will shine in black, red, and gold.
Excactly the same with the Netherlands your fellow neighbour and big friend 🇳🇱❤🇩🇪
Most people here oppose nationalism but I don't see why one would have problems with German flags at a German citizenship celebration.
is it because you're always shunned because of ww2 ? or maybe education system is somehow teaching you to feel bad about being German for the same reason?
I've seen #2 quite often, where a lot of Americans and Canadians decide that having a German great grandfather is German enough to claim to be so for World Cup purposes.
@@christopherstein2024 Patriotism and Nationalism are two different things though? It's Germans that like Patriotism not Nationalism
Some random TH-cam-Video: German Flag in Thumbnail
German Viewer: Ja
Ja
Ja
Ja
Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Kommentarbereich
Ja
schnacken actually does mean talking in northern Germany, so you did teach her some real German :D
Nich lang schnacken, Kopp in Nacken!
"Schnacken" means "f*cking someone" in Austria
@@Kameliius not “schnackeln”? At least in Bavaria
@@fabiansaerve ich kenns nur als "schnackseln" xd
@@Akokaontawu "Schnaxn" und "Schnaxln" haben die gleiche Bedeutung in meiner Region
If you think about it, almost all Germans became legally German without speaking German.
Imagine if it weren't like that and at age 4 you have to prove that your german is good enough. And if it isn't you get deported, while your parents don't 😂😂😂
@@Max-kh1cf i would pitch for this system
@@Max-kh1cf No . No body deports a 4y old child .
@@danklek4889 You woud deport a 4y old child without Parants ? . Wtf
@@xythiera7255If 4 is old enough to find work and support yourself, why can't you expect them to learn the language or face the consequences?
Schnappi das kleine Krokodil, a true classic.
It was probably my first earworm.
Ah yes, Chňapík, maličký krokodýl :D Czech version :D
@@derorje2035 ehrenmann
all i know is that one of those words is o m k s b i r d
this danish guy has more German national pride than any German i have meet in my entire life in Germany. da trink ich ein druf
@@mr.haiwan Euh... no 😶
@@mr.haiwan no
@@mr.haiwan what no tf
@@stubmytoe he fooling u guys
Uff
12:18 Actually, in Northern Germany you can hear people using "schnacken" instead of talking. Basically because of Plattdeutsch
In Norwegian snakke is also talking
Joa, hier schnackt man halt noch 'n bisschen Plattdütsch, 'ne?
Germans don't roast you for the country, you live in, but the state you live in.
@@Sodomizxr for example:...
Legendär
Ja. Ich weiß
So ez deutsche Pass xddd
ich muss ihnen recht geben
Hail!
@@rlm2933 why hail m8?
12:30 The flag of Uganda was a nice touch
My man your videos make me laugh so much, “i happily exclaimed i was german, but it was not such an impressive thing in germany, a lot of people happen to be german here” things like these make me crack up 😂😂
Your sense of humor and way of narrating is just the best
this guy is more excited about being german than actual germans
makes sense though
@@SquallNN true dat
Yes he is i hate bein gbgerman
@@gamerdrache6076 why? your ancestors died for this please leave then
@@gamerdrache6076 just because your ancestors fought for the wrong people doesn’t mean you are a failure.
12:28 The Ugandan flag hidden in between made me laugh so hard
I saw it to
Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun ein Protektorat der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.
Zensur! Da freut sich Axel Voss aber
Endlich! Die erste Kolonie seit dem 1. WK
Ein Volk.
Eine Nation.
Eine Kommentarsektion.
@@skenderoo wurde aber auch Zeit 😉🇩🇪😂
Ich mache Beats, hört rein, wenn ihr Bock habt
Your german teacher at school must be proud of how far you've come!
As a fellow German, I really found this funny.
And yes, the passport has it's benefits, no cues in Dubai - just showing the outside of my passport was enough to let me into through the pre-boarding check.
How to translate Danish to German:
1. Add 'Ge' to the beginning of the word
2. Add 'ch' after a 's' to get 'sch'
3. Let your word end with 'en'
(4. Change 'kk' to 'ck')
Now you have translated 'snakker' to 'geschnakken'
Reversed it works as well.
add 'li' for swiss german :-p
Thats Past tense
To be fair, "schnacken" is actually a real word here in the north of germany, directly borrowed from danish I suppose
Edit:
Probably its "Plattdeutsch"
Was ist bitte "geschnakken"?
Einer von uns.
Willkommen Bruder
Willkommen an Bord
Spaghetti Road always has the most wholesome content and he seems like a genuinely nice guy, keep on living your life dude👍
this guy is now officially the funniest german guy
yeah right, who doesnt even speak German. How funny, ha-ha-ha.
@@petramayer8064 yeah as soon as he learn the language his sense of humour will be gone
@@akpgitsinartik bruh, this was sarcasm. i’m german, ya twat
@@petramayer8064 I already understood it from your batthurtness. Just wanted to pss you off a little more
Only German that has a sense of humour
I am actually the complete opposite of you: I grew up in Germany, but have Danish citizenship without being able to speak the language.
a
@@antishulk ??????????
@@supernt7852 a
@@RusselsYTAcc a
@@supernt7852 a
I've never seen a German with a German flag (besides some crazy football fans) and he's here having 70+ flags😳
So, you have a proof, he is not a real german. But only insiders know about.
Visit the allotment gardens, they are the last bastions of our nationalism....well....they have an above average ammount of germany flags compared to the rest of the country...
Or get into state flags, they are far more command everywhere and if you travel to the dark regional nationalistic stereotypical state of germany, bavaria, they will shuff it in you face everywhere. Just say you are a "Franke" and they eather consier you the best person ever...or worse as dirt :D
Etwa ein Viertel des deutschen TH-cam ist für dieses Video hier, das ist irgendwie beeindruckend
Da Stimme ich dir zu.
@@Erde_midget770 Danke
Jetzt gibt's auch noch Zeitreisen für's Schauen von TH-cam
Ach du lieber! Es ist Otto von Bismarck! Der eiserne Kanzler!
i dont speak german but just have a good day
As much as I like Germany I would be a bit concerned to say the least if I walked into some Danish guys apartment and saw all the walls covered with German flags
😳 8 hours
🙀🙀
He changed to a German in 6 hours
Well, as long as no austrian guy wants to be super german, everything is fine ...
@@justus8675 Austrian guy with funny mustache banned this flag though
Me, an immigrant in Germany, having to wait 8 years for the Reisepass, watching this dude get his so quick, it's painfullll
You've need to marry a German for simplify the process
To me, it seems fair. You are just an immigrant and he is part German.
My mother was german but I was born in 1969 so I am italian because of my father
@@Crisetig both of Italian and German passports are very strong, so even if you just choose one it's still beneficial
@@lemagnifique1573 I moved to France 25 years ago and I am a french citizen for 20years now :-)
This is unser Kommentarsektion now
*unsere
SPRICH
unser=onze=onse=ours?
@@6372-s4k DEUTSCH
@@paddaboi_ I can't explain why but it's unseRE kommentar-sektion and unseR kommentar-bereich. Sometimes german is *etarded like that.
Er hat in seiner Wohnung mehr Flaggen als wir insgesamt in unserem Land😂
He has more flags in his apartment than there are in total in Germany
Sadly 😭😭
Traurig genug.
Wer braucht schon die Flagge
Probably because some Austrian dude :)
Echtt lol
Geschnakken is quite close to geschnackt, which means talking in flat German (the northern German dialect)
I think he just "Germanized" the Danish word "Snakke" which means talking. The -ge and -en makes things sound more German to us. :P
@@gnawershreth defo but as op said geschnackt is part of the north German dialect so the words most likely related, like moin in southern Jutland, or misschien from Dutch, which is pronounced similar to, and has the same meaning as måske (maybe) in danish.
@@Gamepainter actually moin is frisian "moi" meaning gut/good/godt, you´ll find it also in southern jutland as møg
@@franckherrmannsen7903 I see, thank you for correcting me. I doesn't change my point over all since it was about how closely related different European languages are.
@@Gamepainter indeed, just wanted to clarify
Einer von uns
PS: I am very sorry you had to listen to Helene Fischer, your sacrifice will not be forgotten.
Yeah, watching her is allright, but listening is hard af!
Als lebenslanger Fan der Schlagermusik will ich dir sagen, dass ich finde, dass die Musik von Helene Fischer einen riesen Mehrwert für die deutsche Musikszene darstellt und es im Bierzelt mindestens 30% langweiliger ohne ihre Hits wäre. Helene hat es geschafft, dass ein großer Teil der Bevölkerung, die nichts mit Schlager zu tun hatten, plötzlich Zugang zu einem ganzen Genre fanden.
@@Masterofcreat Meine Oma hat früher immer mit mir so Schlagerfestivals geschaut. Mit dem Hansi, Silbereisen, Kasselruther Spatzen etc.
So wenig ich schlager auch mag muss ich gestehen, ihre Musik ist nicht schlecht. Definitiv erträglicher als das andere deutsche "musikalische Kulturgut" der neuen deutschen Welle.
@@Lorgres Definitiv moralischer. Großer Fokus auf Liebe, Famile und "Daheim" anstelle von Belanglosigkeiten oder Drogen, sexueller Objektivizierung und Gewalt. Natürlich kann auch Neu richtig gute Kunst sein, wie zum Beispiel das Nero Lied von Bushido(glaube ich?)
@@Masterofcreat Meinst du Nero von Kollegah?
Just so you know, if you want the french nationality, you only need 2 things :
- Eating the majority of the baguette from the boulangerie to your home
- Wanting to bring down the government
Join us, Spaghetti
pls buy a used tractor and go to Paris for your next video!
Also listen to Daft Punk on loop
don’t forget working for no more than 20 hours a week
@@gr8sword97 I know it’s for the joke but the not-working things is a huge clichee, since French fought for their right to work 35h/week. But actually, they are working mostly 40hours/week or more, except single moms or students who work part time. France is even the 3rd country in Europe on the scale of working time.
Also the labour market is so competitive and saturated in France that people would do anything to have a job and keeping it, like working more hours for free and without declaring them. It’s even in the tradition of desk jobs to not leave until the boss does.
vive le resistance!
“And ofcourse 99 baloons”
I see what you did there xd.
"Schnacken" ist actually a German word for talking, mostly used in Northwestern Germany.
Mission failed successfully
And schnaxln is fucking in Austria. Of course Fucking used to be a place in Austria
@@heinrichrahm1531
They actually changed the town name from Fucking to Fugging as of late 2020, which means and sounds the exact same thing.
@@NewNicator right I remember reading something about that thanks for reminding me
I did this to become Hungarian a couple years ago! My grandfather was Hungarian and I have alot of family in Budepest which allowed me to get myself a Hungarian passport without ever learning the language or living in the country (I currently live in Canada). This opened alot of doors for me in terms of travel in the same way a German passport helps you. It was an excellent investment and only cost me about 130CAD. Anywho great video and I just wanted to share!
I did the same thing to get a Czech passport (living in the U.K.), but I can speak Czech and travel there frequently.
Don’t you need to speak Hungarian for that? My grandparents were born in Hungary and I always thought that I could only qualify if I learned Hungarian
I could do the same with Denmark but since the German passport I have is better there’s no need for me to do it.
@@HelloHello-yn7mj Im learning the language now but no much like Germany you don't need a good grasp of the language before applying. So things may have changed as this was quite a few years ago but I would say go for it!
@@HelloHello-yn7mj you don't need such a high language level, there are actually courses were you learn just the few phrases necessary for getting the nationality
Saving minutes is more important than having a girlfriend for a German. You would arrive before and be more punctual
I didn’t want to be drafted
‘Shows map that says Denmark has a draft system’
The thing is that Denmark drafts less than 1%. The draft is practically a technicality.
I mean... it would suck to get drafted twice!
Danish draft is basically a 3 month draft of military "practice" for 18 year olds, but there are enough volunteers yearly to not need to involuntarily draft anyone
He would lose his German citizenship as soon as he is doing military service for another country than Germany. So serving twice was already impossible before canceling conscription.
@@Luflandebrigade31 only if it was voluntary military service
"So I wrote a python script that got me every passport"
easy:
def getPassport(country):
person.addPassport(country)
for i in range(#countries):
getPassport(i)
That’s hillarious🤣 Regards from a German🇩🇪 in Portugal 🇵🇹
Roses are red
Violets are blue
*_Entschuldigung, aber dieses Video ist nun Deutsches Staatseigentum_*
Øh
th-cam.com/video/zRuwNeEMKSQ/w-d-xo.html
😂😂
@LordSaft Es soll sich ja auch nicht wirklich reimen, das ist ja irgendwie der Witz daran :D
German in the title:
Germans: Hippity Hoppity, this Kommentarbereich is now our property
the only german I speak is ''Ich spreche nicht deutsch'' which is as a added bonus gramatically incorrect
@@hifiteen49 Should be "Ich spreche *kein* Deutsch" yours is not wrong tho
Immer
funny that the only German things my life been exposed are the German Printing Machines my Family bought and East German Wartime songs
Comment in German is so long
Ah yes, the famous german poem "Schnappi das kleine Krokodil", known by almost every German person
"Wie geht's?"
"Guten Tag!"
@Junkers Ju 87 Vielen Dank.
Gut und dir?
@@umbrx0n Erdbeermarmeladenbrot mit Honig
@@vio9105 Kannst du gerne haben. Hier bitteschön.
@@umbrx0n Vielen Dank. Schönen Tag Ihnen noch.
It is so brave of you to come out as a german.
💀💀💀
I though he was straight
@@JohnSinatra88 I thought he was Austrian
@@dr.winner2516 Allot of danes are secret Germans we just do not know it.
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We need two more countries
8:09 I’m sorry you dealt with this in my home country of Honduras. Unfortunately crime is just really bad over there because of the gangs and honestly, people like them don’t represent the average Honduran citizen. We’re hardworking and kindful people who wishes for a world with peace and prosperity. Please don’t take that experience as like “I hate Honduras”, it’s really beautiful and it’s sad how corrupted it has been
I'm German, 24, and I am not even sure if I ever ate Sauerkraut in my life. Also it must have been years since I even saw this dish for the last time
Wir hatten das oft in der Kantine 😂
Ich finde es mega ekelig, bisher nur ein mal in meinem Leben gegessen. 😅
Esse ich regelmäßig. Mega nice m.M.n.
But do you like Swiss people?
@@papaquonis no 😂😂😂
The girl in Egypt is gonna look even more german now, ppl are just gonna think she's using lower german where schnacken means talking
Lol if that was real that's gonna be the luckiest and closest guess ever.
Switzerland has full-on conscription 4:03
Just let that sink in
He has more German flags than the entire country
In Germany we call him: "Ehrenmann"!
What's does it mean?
@@quietkid52 Man of honor
@@ZazikiMitKartoffeln Woah, I thought it meant husband
@@jefflarry4944 husband means Ehemann
@dragontimur ah yes, that's the one, vielen Dank
Perlenbacher at your Germanniversary: I see you are man of taste!
I love this guy's attitude and sense of humor and how he became a german citizen in a few weeks. What's next becoming an ambassador at UN ?
Don’t challenge him
This commentary section has been invaded faster than Denmark in 1940
Dont remind me oh god. My nationalism my poor, poor nationalism.
Took Germany only 2 hours 😂
@@aerophy2894 nationalism is a delusion of ignorance anyway
@@appleslover Yes! Culture, language, history and citizenship means absolutely nothing! Germans are basically the same as Somalians anyway, barely any difference! We should all just be one big country and ban having borders at all!
@@OlGregge culture =/=nationalism
Love of your country =/=nationalism
I love my country, I recognised that I *truly* do after leaving it for seven years.
Before that I was pretty nationalistic, i saw everyone as culturally inferior and that my country was *the best*
I'm not advocating for hating your country, just don't be a dick about it
Damn, sometimes the German language seems so difficult that I hope I won't ever have to learn it. Then I remember that it's my native language.
But very entertaining video :)
Even though I miss the Italian flag in your profile picture as I have the Italian citizenship too hehe
Oh how times have changed
Oh well I see the Italian flag is back :)
You could have told the Egyptian girl danish words and she wouldn’t have noticed lol
Sad but true
"I bought some german beer" sagt er und kauf Perlenbacher in der Dose.
Haram
Immer noch besser als Öttinger
@@alidaniel11 was hast du gegen öttinger
@@the_retag Es ist ranzig
@@randomdude2026 Oettinger geht eigentlich, vorallem das Export. Aber Sterni ist immernoch das kultigste Billigbier
12:35 - i was like ,hold on wait a minute .. something ain´t right .
10:30 "but I didn't really know anyone else but Merkel" I was going to mention a particular Painter, but he's Austrian
he'd get cancelled
A failed socialist painter ?
@@callummiller5886 fascist*
@@callummiller5886 *national socialist
first
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas I knew it! You arent danish your german... Nah jk :D
lol
Nej jeg ville havde skrevet det.
Ich meine, du liegst nicht falsch...
erster
Now everytime he sees a Greek person he asks them to give back his money he gave them
As a german I can approve that everything u did was what I did after I got born.
Ich auch
@@fireskorpion396 schön das du getestet hast ob ich deutsch bin. haha
@@theClassicsaddict immer :D
@@theClassicsaddict I think a lot of Danes can apply for German citizenship. But they just do not know it. I found out recently that I have great grandfather who were born in Schleswig Holstein before the border was redrawn. Which means allot of Danes can apply for though birth.
@@frederikjrgensen252 your great grandfather was technichly a german before the borders were redrawn?!?!?!?! omg thats amazing!!!
If you can’t beat them join them.
Romania, Hungary, and Bulgaria: Write that down !
I like Uffe Ellemanns version "If you can't join them, beat them"
0:51 thats not how youre supposed to eat them. First comes the Sauerkraut, then you mix it with Weissbier until it becomes very slushy. After that you sprinkle some Gummibärchen on top and voila!
Ein Meistergericht!
Viel Liebe aus Schweden! 🇸🇪❤️🇩🇪
(Hope I got that right, but there sure are a lot of nice germans here that can correct me. Ich lerne übrigens Deutsch!)
Mostly correct. Since it’s a n̶o̶w̶n̶ noun, you’d technically have to capitalize “Liebe”, too.
@@steffahn I think you misspelled noun as "nown".
Echt? Ich bin komme auch aus Schweden und lerne seit fünf oder sechs Jahre Deutsch xD
@@Riolupai Oh my god, lol, good catch.
we love to correct anyone and anything :-) Dear Hulda, your german is great, but don´t get too good, every german loves scandinavian accents and mistakes.
The best video about Germany I’ve ever seen! Haha great job! The second half of the video is pure gold. Greetings from Bavaria my European brother
Wer kennt es nicht ich esse auch immer Gummibärchen mit Sauerkraut und Bier zum Frühstück hahah
Best way to celebrate being German is Going to Poland and use Belgium as a route going to Paris 😎
And then going to russia with the bros
And then reminding everyone that it was all the Austrians idea
Poland is a bridge- germans
@@jakubpuchalski2583 and chill
@@isaacz.8349 It was KhAnubis
Apparently we have one thing in common, we both hated and didn't pay attention in German class 😂
Im German and also hate German classes
@@bachibak lol
@@bachibak same
Hatte heute sogar noch ne Klausur in Deutsch :(
I love German classes.
Im British and I did really well at German in school and can still speak it to a certain degree even 30 years since i left school
I am German and this was hilarious.
This is hilarious! You know in the North of Germany we actually say "schnacken". So your version "Geschnakken" is not that far off.
It´s "snakke" in danish :)
Czechoslovakia in 1938 be like:
Pop cheki and slvak
😳
* German in the title *
Ein Volk, ein Reich, EIN KOMMENTARBEREICH!
This comment section has been claimed by the Bundesrepublic Deutschland
*Bundesrepublik
Now it has enough land to be a Reich....
*what you have done*
Bundesrepublic hahaha
guys I’m not German I don’t know how to spell German shit it’s a joke
You learned english from school to understand movies, i learn english from movies/youtube to understand it at school
I'm from Germany and it was quite fun to watch this video😂
Für mich auch
Omg I'm from Lebanon and I had no ides you once were here! I hope there will be some vids about it soon! :D
I'm happy they didn't take your humour away when they gave you the passport.
Fun fact: Geschnacken isnt completely wrong if you wanna translate talking, because in some parts of Germany "schnacken" is slang for talking with someone/having a conversation.
Btw, greetings from Germany :D
Thanks for telling me I always thought that "Sprechen" was the word for talking also greetings form Russia 🇷🇺
@@Achi_seul well "Sprechen" is one of the words for talking but it's used in a more serious/buiseness-like way. "Reden" is the more casual word for talking and "schnacken" is only used in some parts of Germany.
@@scuffer4980 Noted! I'll ceep that in mind :D
12:32 the sneaky Uganda flag tore me up in laughter
2:03 Spaghetti Road: "German is a crazy mess of a language"
also Spaghetii Road: "I learned English"
also Spagetti Road: Danish is my first language
English lesson #102: "How to pronounce 'ough'"
teacher: "This is really straight forward. There are just seven commonly possible pronunciations according to the ISO 15924 IPA. They are
1. /ɔ:t/
2. /ɒf/
3. /ʌf/
4. /əʊ/
5. /u:/
6. /ə/
7. /aʊ/"
teacher: "Any remaining questions?"
random Chinese guy: "Are those all existing because of local dialects?"
teacher: "No, they are based on context and the word as a whole."
random Chinese guy: "Well, that's stupid and so complicated. Much better to have around 87k different characters just for some few hundred syllables that we pronounce in dozens of ways each, including many homophones, so almost no one will be able to remember, let alone write all of them."
teacher: …
@@aoelp Asian language be like "hey we are very easy to learn... you wonder whats behind the door with the warning "DO NOT OPEN" oh, thats just our script.
@@JustAToeBee Notable exceptions include Korean Han’gŭl (which my nick is written in despite non-Asian heritage) and all those languages that just use some script like Arabic, Latin or Devanagari. Though generally most Alphabet-based scripts have many more exceptions to their pronunciation than say Chinese writing.
Yes, in Asia you generally need to know a lot of scripts to get by in the local languages unlike Europe or the Americas and even most of Northern and Southern Africa respectively where you can just use Latin script (or Arabic for Northern Africa and ME).
Deutsch ist viel schwieriger als Englisch.
Best story teller out there!
This was pretty funny. I can really picture the poor german guys at your german party. :D
This was a great video! I can’t believe how awesome these videos are and you hardly feature in them haha!
Damn Seb, don’t know how you kept this under the radar for so long, but good effort my guy, keep it up!!
Your brotha K from the UK ❤️
You know you'll have to use the Saarland as a measurement for area now, right?
Or football fields. If you want to be old school, you can convert every price from Euro to D-Mark.
Grüße gehen raus an alle die Deutsch und Deutschland im Titel gesehen haben und draufklicken MUSSTEN!
Schau seine Videos IMMER
Da brauch's nicht um Deutsche zu gehen :D
Wurde mit waffe gezwungen
@@theranredguardist1949 lol
My wife is Danish and she learned to count in German before she learned in Danish. And she learned it from watching Sesame Street dubbed in German.
I lived in Esbjerg Denmark the first 7 years of my life and learned german from watching Sesam Strasse too :).
@@landersen8173 My wife is from Esbjerg!
@@AeroGuy07 small world! :) I forgot about Sesame Street after moving from Esbjerg and no longer being able to pick up german tv. I thought Sesame street was a german tv show and knew it as Sesam Strasse.
Then I spend 2 years in New York as a babysitter and found out that it´s american and called sesame street :)
I myself am german and I predict this comment section will be owned by the Bundesrepublik Deutschland! (Pre premier)
Ja
Ja
Ja
The real question: When you became German, did you suddenly become a huge fan of David Hasslehoff's music?
6:33 "should I like Swiss people?" as a swiss, yes you should