Dokibird is NOT smarter than a fifth grader

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  • @Striker775
    @Striker775 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1680

    I'm so glad her mother does her taxes

    • @nnnik3595
      @nnnik3595 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +171

      I heard that people read a lot in prison. Might help Doki

    • @ExtraArk
      @ExtraArk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +146

      Letting down her Asian stereotype. Lets go Doki! We break barriers!

    • @EpicBattleToaster
      @EpicBattleToaster 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      ​@@ExtraArk We breaking the stereotypes with this one 🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @sprankton
    @sprankton 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1749

    "Is that the opposite of a Prime Number?" All the options are Prime Numbers.

    • @ak_nora
      @ak_nora 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

      I wonder what's her definition of "full numbers" 😂

    • @minhaexistencianaotemsenti7132
      @minhaexistencianaotemsenti7132 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      A yes my favorite prime number "cheat"

    • @overwatchtheater8165
      @overwatchtheater8165 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@ak_norai think the subs were wrong. She said "whole number" i think. Whole sounds like full

    • @ak_nora
      @ak_nora 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      ​@@overwatchtheater8165 bro did you miss her confusion at 0:20 ?
      "What's a whole number, is that a number when it's full?"

    • @Voldrim359
      @Voldrim359 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Whole numbers are those who are not rational (like 2.3 , 5.67 for example) or fractionated ( like 1/2 , 7/8), those are whole numbers, that's why the next small number after 1 is 2

  • @Cael154
    @Cael154 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2260

    Doki: What the fuck is a kilogram? 🗣🗣🗣🗣🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🫡🫡🦅🦅🦅🦅

    • @KristopherCharles
      @KristopherCharles 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +267

      Which she asks, while saying she has 4k viewers.
      Really makes you wonder what she thinks the K means.

    • @lordromanyx
      @lordromanyx 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

      To be fair, most Americans just know 'k' means 1000, not necessarily that it means kilo. Technically the same, yes but the meaning is different to many of us.

    • @lanoche
      @lanoche 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +276

      @@lordromanyx She is not American...She's Canadian which is worst lmao We use Kilometers here not miles.

    • @comradeofthebalance3147
      @comradeofthebalance3147 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      @@lordromanyx Mate. I think it is pretty obvious what to guess when they say ‘kilo’ - ‘grams’ .

    • @JericoLeslie
      @JericoLeslie 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      Wait she's Canadian right?

  • @jamesmccomb9525
    @jamesmccomb9525 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2272

    My oshi is so fuckin stupid 😭😭😭😭😭 💕💕💕💕

    • @WillZuidema
      @WillZuidema 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      Isn't this airing spring 2025? 8D

    • @Thesnakerox
      @Thesnakerox 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      It's okay she's cute and funny and sweet so we can give her a pass 😂🩵

    • @indie_gamer7
      @indie_gamer7 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

      She's blonde what did you expect?

    • @ma1-t1f
      @ma1-t1f 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@indie_gamer7Wtf

    • @Wicked_Knight
      @Wicked_Knight 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ma1-t1f have you Never heard the term "Blonde moment"?

  • @goldenking2046
    @goldenking2046 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1193

    Chat:"what's heavier, a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers?"
    Doki:"what the fuck is a kilogram?"

    • @SilverLining1
      @SilverLining1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      "Who the hell is steve jobs?" energy

    • @greed2065
      @greed2065 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@SilverLining1 ligma balls

    • @randommemeboi9502
      @randommemeboi9502 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@greed2065 thats right because steels heavier then feathers

    • @Skullhawk13
      @Skullhawk13 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Feathers cause the weight of the sins involved in getting them. QED

    • @sponge1234ify
      @sponge1234ify หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Skullhawk13Ah, but which one is heavier; the weight of the sins of animal murder needed for 1kg of feathers, or the sins of exploiting the coal and metal miners in underdeveloped nations needed to make 1kg of steel?

  • @NumenoreanNazgul
    @NumenoreanNazgul 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +799

    >What's a kilogram?
    >I have 4k people judging me.
    I think one answers the other.

    • @Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct
      @Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      "K" in "4k" stands for "kilo"???

    • @NumenoreanNazgul
      @NumenoreanNazgul 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      @@Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct yes, like M stands for 'mega', and if someone ever gets a billion viewers, it'll be G for 'giga'.

    • @Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct
      @Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      @@NumenoreanNazgul yeah. I grew with with metric system. I just saw people using just "k" for thousand and never connected the dots.

    • @NumenoreanNazgul
      @NumenoreanNazgul 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      @Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct Then I guess you have that in common with Doki.

    • @-hello6177
      @-hello6177 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@NumenoreanNazgul Holy shit bro that's fucking brutal, especially in this video

  • @alcain_x
    @alcain_x 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1472

    "What is a kilogram?"
    "Don't say that, I have 4k people judging me right now"
    WHAT DOES THE K STAND FOR DOKI! WHAT DOES THE K MEAN!?

    • @trevorweisberg8470
      @trevorweisberg8470 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      obviously it stands for Kalot of people

    • @ots8238
      @ots8238 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +146

      man NA is so stupid funny

    • @bluethan806
      @bluethan806 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      LMAO

    • @merx3guy
      @merx3guy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      That's some next level of head-emptyness lol

    • @insiderperson18279
      @insiderperson18279 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      THINK DOKI THINK! 👉😠👈

  • @DarkFenix2k5
    @DarkFenix2k5 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +864

    This was two solid hours of "holy crap, how can my oshi be _this_ dumb?"
    Makes me wish this one was a collab with Mint, those two in the same room are actually dumber than a rock.

    • @trevorweisberg8470
      @trevorweisberg8470 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +125

      agreed, hopefully she challenges Mint to a game of this to save face

    • @brazenh2836
      @brazenh2836 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

      Ey don't be mean.
      But also, yeah...

    • @merx3guy
      @merx3guy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      One of the rare cases where adding a positive and another positive number leads to a negative IQ

    • @frtd12345
      @frtd12345 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      A wise commenter once said, "Girls are cuter when they're dumber and you two are VERY cute."

    • @shinyhappyrem8728
      @shinyhappyrem8728 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I think Biboo is indeed smarter than Doki...

  • @ceresbane
    @ceresbane 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +422

    When doki said 4k people and didn't realise what the k meant.

    • @avalartandru7604
      @avalartandru7604 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Maybe k for USA starts with 1080.

    • @NoBreadsticks
      @NoBreadsticks 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      ​@@avalartandru7604doki is Canadian, which makes it worse.

    • @AbMaSync
      @AbMaSync 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      ​@@NoBreadsticks turns out Canada is also a mess in meshing English and metric systems

    • @Skullhawk13
      @Skullhawk13 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@AbMaSyncyeah they switched gears when we were considering metric but had already started when USA changed our mind, so they immediately lost all enthusiasm as the change had been to keep in sync. But it was too late to say just kidding without losing face on the world stage, because it’d be basically admitting to being an extension of the United States. Which is probably why they did press forward to remind the world Canada is a sovereign nation. Which considering they once torched the White House is kinda obvious to me but whatever.

    • @avisdunrandom
      @avisdunrandom หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@AbMaSyncdidn't she said in the live that she moslty got her education in us school education.

  • @trevorweisberg8470
    @trevorweisberg8470 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +528

    Vtubers and not understanding basic math- name a more iconic duo.

    • @jdreyes3745
      @jdreyes3745 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      Then you have Ollie, Pekora, Botan...

    • @kittenwizard4703
      @kittenwizard4703 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      ​@@jdreyes3745most of them are doing it for a bit as their character, I think doki is actually that bad lol

    • @Monsterstrike7
      @Monsterstrike7 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Gura would be an example for someone who doesn't do it for a bit.

    • @kittenwizard4703
      @kittenwizard4703 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      @@Monsterstrike7 gura is the *prime* example for someone who does it as a bit

    • @trevorweisberg8470
      @trevorweisberg8470 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@kittenwizard4703 she’s incredibly convincing if it’s a bit

  • @scytheflash2053
    @scytheflash2053 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +136

    0:13 When "Chinese people stereotypes" crumble miserably.

  • @Solar424
    @Solar424 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +150

    "Hippus Hoppus Happus" sounds like a spell a wizard would cast to turn someone into a rabbit

    • @federicopalacios7439
      @federicopalacios7439 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Hippity Hoppity, your timber is now my property!

    • @Hieu802
      @Hieu802 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      How about gigity?

  • @flarestorm9417
    @flarestorm9417 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +165

    5:26
    Child Doki in school: "why would I need to learn this? When will I ever use this?"
    Adult Doki streaming to thousands of viewers: "...What's a kilogram?"

    • @ma1-t1f
      @ma1-t1f 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Comedy😂

    • @raibyo
      @raibyo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Also adult doki: "I have 4k people judging me right now"

  • @DAFORCEFilms
    @DAFORCEFilms 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +282

    The not knowing what the Rosetta Stone was, then not knowing where Egypt was, then less than a minute later exclaiming she can speak 4 different languages, was what got me.

  • @NorthzYT
    @NorthzYT 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +310

    This hurts too much to watch.

    • @paperluigi6132
      @paperluigi6132 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Watch her HuniePop stream and try not to go crazy seeing her miss so many obvious optimal moves.

  • @hapmaplapflapgap
    @hapmaplapflapgap 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +261

    They actually did salesman wrong. Salesman and nameless are Not anagrams, salesmEn and nameless are.

    • @sonarchy5158
      @sonarchy5158 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      However, Salesman is an anagram of Naamelss

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

      I think they meant to write "salesmen" and made a typo. Which is a terrible error to make, in a question that's about spelling.

    • @OscarMaris
      @OscarMaris 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I was going to say this. So she got them all wrong in the end. 😂

    • @BigNoseDolphin
      @BigNoseDolphin 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      THANK YOU I was going insane wondering how that was right lol

    • @icebox1954
      @icebox1954 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@NoriMori1992 I was so confused by that I had to look up the definition of anagram.

  • @tylerensminger
    @tylerensminger 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +448

    To be honest, that 6th grade question I've never heard of before. I don't remember ever learning about it in my schooling

    • @paperluigi6132
      @paperluigi6132 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Same here.

    • @alessandrolamera8857
      @alessandrolamera8857 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@paperluigi6132 i don't know what a 6th grader is, but I had those type of questions in school.

    • @GordotheGamer
      @GordotheGamer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@alessandrolamera88576th grade is for 11-12 year olds and is the 7th year of school in America.

    • @kyotanaka920
      @kyotanaka920 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@alessandrolamera8857there's 13 grades in the US, starting from Kindergarten to 12th Grade. Elemeentary School is K-5, Middle School is 6-8, High School is 9-12.
      I don't know what education system you had so I can't translate that. Japan would call this Junior High if that helps, like the first year you'd get into there.

    • @Tyrentenir
      @Tyrentenir 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

      ​@@alessandrolamera8857Usually ages 11-12. You had questions about the ancient british unit of measuring timber?
      The rest was very typical.

  • @ShahroozSmith
    @ShahroozSmith 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +228

    3:30 .... _Snapshot sound_ New Memeable Face Unlocked.
    "Hippus? Hoppus? or Happus?" ...WHAT KIND OF 6th GRADER WOULD KNOW THAT?! MOST PEOPLE IN COLLEGE PROBABLY WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT!

    • @DianaProudmoore
      @DianaProudmoore 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      maybe, bri'ish people~?

    • @agsiar
      @agsiar 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I was born and raised in a land that uses real units, the SI! I have never heard of that either!

    • @Jafroboy
      @Jafroboy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      ​@@DianaProudmoore I'm British and I've never heard of any of those things! We stopped using the Imperial system before I was born! I figured Americans might know it cos they still use the imperial system. But I guess not!

    • @Aegis---
      @Aegis--- 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Literally no one around the world ever fucking learns this, no idea why this was a question. I'm irish and finished my fucking degree and have never heard anything close to this lmao

    • @I_love_bread_and_Hungry_Jacks
      @I_love_bread_and_Hungry_Jacks 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@Jafroboy miska muska mickey mouse

  • @LucioXIVGilmez
    @LucioXIVGilmez 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    “What’s a whole number”
    We’re cooked.

  • @GravitasZero
    @GravitasZero 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    “So this is in grams, now say it back in KILOgrams”
    “Wtf is a kilogram”
    Caught in 4 K

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      4 what?

    • @Marleigh_san
      @Marleigh_san 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@DistractedGlobeGuy
      4 kilos of people.
      Simply put.

    • @dojelnotmyrealname4018
      @dojelnotmyrealname4018 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@DistractedGlobeGuy Kelvin, clearly.

  • @TopOfAllWorlds
    @TopOfAllWorlds 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

    5:06 but... but doki... Canada USES this as their unit of measurement. It's also like... THE EASIEST ONE. HOW

    • @RambleOn07
      @RambleOn07 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Doki doesn't use commie units.

    • @awoo6663
      @awoo6663 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@RambleOn07 what is a commie unit

    • @RambleOn07
      @RambleOn07 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@awoo6663 socialist international units.

    • @Goblin_Hater_37
      @Goblin_Hater_37 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      As a Canadian, I barely know what a kilogram is

    • @elseggs6504
      @elseggs6504 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      ​@@awoo6663 Theyre just joking about it being european units, thus communist

  • @krex44
    @krex44 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +134

    "Extraterrestrial only has three r's" is the equivalent of chatgpt's "Strawberry only has two r's"

    • @eMikecs
      @eMikecs 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Well to be fair she was under the assumption that it is written as Extraterrestial, which does indeed have 3 R letters.

    • @Marleigh_san
      @Marleigh_san 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@eMikecs
      I typed it, and the system doesn't recognize such word.
      So this word is in fact is missing an R

  • @NotAGoodUsername360
    @NotAGoodUsername360 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    I'm beginning to see how Doki lost all her dragon money to projects and taxes...

  • @chickenflippers
    @chickenflippers 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    Oh my god, the rigging captures her expression so well with that spelling question!

  • @LifesNeverHumDrum
    @LifesNeverHumDrum 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

    Kai: “This one is simple!”
    Host: “Interesting.”
    Doki: 👁️👄👁️

  • @unamless9229
    @unamless9229 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    The irony of her saying "I have 4k people watching me rn" and not realising.

  • @TheRealSkillaholic
    @TheRealSkillaholic 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    The rigging captures the emptiness in her skull so well😭😭

  • @AnJelloSnaccy
    @AnJelloSnaccy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    She HAS to be making this up

    • @arya-x7x
      @arya-x7x หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wouldn't be surprised, she's an entertainer, remember. It's just her job. And people find dumb funny.

  • @VoidHxnter
    @VoidHxnter 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    How does she not know what a kilogram is but knows what an anagram is?!
    Nevermind that, WHOLE NUMBER

  • @Tarodenaro
    @Tarodenaro 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    Same energy as that blonde girl who said Europe is a country and England is their city.

  • @maragaretman2
    @maragaretman2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Her budgeting difficulties are making more sense now.

  • @Xoruam
    @Xoruam 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    "How hard can it be?"
    Literally five seconds later:
    "...whu...?"
    XD

  • @kliserktherockadept556
    @kliserktherockadept556 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    i love how she reacted at how she misspelled extraterrestrial lmao

    • @Limrasson
      @Limrasson 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I'll be honest, I didn't think it ends in "trial" like a trial of what?
      But my excuse is that I'm not native english.

  • @CarlosAlbertoGarcíaJiménez
    @CarlosAlbertoGarcíaJiménez 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    This is DokiBird Inc. CEO, everybody.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      We're just lucky Mr Man is here to act as chairman.

    • @adeade3978
      @adeade3978 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      She can rightfully sit at the same executive conference fishman and yagoo would.

  • @CSLucasEpic
    @CSLucasEpic 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +156

    That is 4.25 kilograms, just fyi

    • @Dezo22
      @Dezo22 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Yes but the scale on the game is terrible doesn’t indicate it is 1,2,3 or 2,4,6 or 1,3,5. Only 0 at the start middle is 2.5 and 5 at the end

    • @vincemarenger7122
      @vincemarenger7122 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

      @@Dezo22 Doesn't matter, because the cursor says the precise amount of kg wherever we're pointing at

    • @greerjones9472
      @greerjones9472 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      Do you not know how to use a line brother? Each mark is .25

    • @Pilligrim-gd3oe
      @Pilligrim-gd3oe 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      And 3750 mm for the next question

    • @TopOfAllWorlds
      @TopOfAllWorlds 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wow, you're so smart to be able to move the decimal point over. Lmao

  • @kinfongyeung5400
    @kinfongyeung5400 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    she does not deserve the glasses

  • @teilzeitbernd
    @teilzeitbernd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    1. grade and we're already struggling.

  • @hrewhrewhrew
    @hrewhrewhrew 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Omg the kilogram one hurt me so much because all you have to do is move the decimal and how far to move it is given to you in how it has you input your answer.

  • @immortal_shrooms6757
    @immortal_shrooms6757 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Doki failing the first grade one felt like an appetizer for what was to come

  • @JTBassvocals
    @JTBassvocals 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    This is no longer classified as Emotional Damage, this is Psychological Destruction.

  • @ZeezyTop
    @ZeezyTop 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

    What the heck is that question? Nameless is not an anagram of salesman

    • @Firedraconian
      @Firedraconian 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      'Salesmen' would've at least made sense.

    • @SkreD
      @SkreD 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

      Yeah, I noticed too. Apparently the devs aren't smarter than a 5th grader.

    • @nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932
      @nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      It's not the only one in the game that's wrong.

    • @IamaMedalHunter
      @IamaMedalHunter 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      n a m e l a s s

    • @Algorithm_God_Cult
      @Algorithm_God_Cult 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@IamaMedalHuntername the lass

  • @The_LightArrow
    @The_LightArrow 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    That wide eyed doki face is the best

  • @boitaho
    @boitaho 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    I thought CA uses metric? What have they been using this whole time, a nondescript container of maple syrup?!

    • @KristopherCharles
      @KristopherCharles 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      The government using metric doesn't force everyone to use metric.
      The average Canadian does not.
      Just like no one in their right mind writes time and date formats like governments do.

    • @skgfuryf4569
      @skgfuryf4569 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      ​@@KristopherCharleswdym you dont write time format like your gov does!? 😂

    • @darknessml6145
      @darknessml6145 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​@@KristopherCharlesTypical canadian L

    • @Champion_Leon
      @Champion_Leon 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just search canadian measurements flowchart. It explains it

    • @TopOfAllWorlds
      @TopOfAllWorlds 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      ​​@@KristopherCharles what do you do, just ignore the bottles? Not go to school??? Not take science class?! It's litterally just units of 10! You move the decimal over a few spots, how do people not know that?!

  • @pathos3542
    @pathos3542 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The most painful part was when she was trying to figure out what a kilogram was and said "I have 4k people watching me right now."

  • @creepykoala7255
    @creepykoala7255 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Doki with gram: calm
    Doki with *kilo* gram: PANICK!

  • @ishtarsdonut4489
    @ishtarsdonut4489 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The Hawkmoon bleep is sending me

  • @Rodoet001
    @Rodoet001 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    None of these questions was made for people outside of the Anglo-sphere! I have never in my life heard of hoppus or what ever the fuck, but I would assume a British kid would have, and probably those of their former colonies! But in my school we learned metric, the history of metric, some of the history of imperial, and we gave zero shits about the rest because most of the world use metric!
    I swear to fucking god, some of these questions are either super outdated or so fucking weird, who the fuck needs to known that the British used hoppus cubic meter to *measure fucking timber before they used the metric system!?*
    And the anagram one?! Ooooh, that one genuinely ticks me off. *Nameless is not an anagram for salesman! It's lacking an a and have one e too many!* I was once told that these "Are you smarter than x grader" where all bullshit and didn't actually reflect the average kids education, and I'm starting to think they are right.

    • @zero1343
      @zero1343 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      Na even in the UK this isn't something actually taught. It would be at most random trivia.

    • @comradeofthebalance3147
      @comradeofthebalance3147 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Damn you are getting way too triggered in public mate. Anyways, other than the timber one, these questions are not limited to the Anglo-sphere. What the fuck are you talking about?

    • @kennethchambers594
      @kennethchambers594 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      listening to the anagram question, the presenter says "salesmen" not "salesman" which would fix both issues, so it seems to just be a typo in the actual text, not the original question they were scribing

    • @Rodoet001
      @Rodoet001 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@kennethchambers594 Hmm, that's fair.

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@kennethchambers594 Sure, but it's still an unfair question since it relies on spelling, and the spelling is only given in writing, where it has the typo.

  • @Rodoet001
    @Rodoet001 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I'm very happy for Doki finally getting a win, she seemed to have needed that during that stream. But also, with every stream I further question her status as a Canadian. Because that whole stream was just "Canadian? More like Can'tnadian."

  • @TemperedNuke647
    @TemperedNuke647 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    This reminds me of Shondo screaming “What the fuck is a quotient?!”

  • @famichiki976
    @famichiki976 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Those of us who survived the world map naming knew this day would come

  • @ithielwetz
    @ithielwetz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    0:34 is that the exotic hawkmoon sound? 😮

    • @kxymori
      @kxymori หลายเดือนก่อน

      destiny 2 reference!

  • @VisualEnjoyer9756
    @VisualEnjoyer9756 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I can just hear Stephen He going "Disss-a-ppoint-ment" and Uncle Roger going "Haiyaaa, Niece Doki" 🤣

    • @JTR_14
      @JTR_14 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "I told you le. Stuuu-pid!"

    • @JTR_14
      @JTR_14 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "I told you le. Stuuu-pid!"

  • @IcoreZero
    @IcoreZero 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    starting to see why she choose the vtuber carrier

  • @bleachno9
    @bleachno9 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    What I love most about this is that she has such a laid back, stoner/surfer/west coast accent so it all makes it even funniet like HEAD EMPTY, NO THOUGHTS 🤣

  • @JackDespero
    @JackDespero 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This whole clip filled my heart with warmth and my brain with rot.

  • @tommy.eklund
    @tommy.eklund 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When you’re thrown off by being put on the spot and presented with the most simple-ass question.

  • @TahuFenix
    @TahuFenix หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:27 a certified "congratulations, Shinji" moment

  • @ILikeFightingGames22
    @ILikeFightingGames22 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    5:57 i have 4K people. But doesnt figure out K is thousands xD

  • @ArtwellI
    @ArtwellI 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    All the measurement conversions done in chemistry and physics class kind of drills it into your mind.

  • @grant5758
    @grant5758 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The sad thing is that most Americans do actually know how metric works. Just ask them how many megabytes in a gigabyte

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You're really optimistic if you think the average American knows that a megabyte is smaller than a gigabyte.

    • @mdt105
      @mdt105 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My thought is always 'hang on, you don't know how to do kilo = 1,000, yet you will happily use 'K' as an abbreviation for thousand. What do you think the K stands for?'

  • @davidsantiago7808
    @davidsantiago7808 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:00 definitely a UK ahh question, hippity hoppity its time for tea m8

  • @anusaukko6792
    @anusaukko6792 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

    NA schooling is so odd, they be learning about the most random shit ever.

    • @kugelblitzkrieg
      @kugelblitzkrieg 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Canadian education system be like

    • @steelfoot98
      @steelfoot98 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      I’ve played this game quite a bit and like 60% of the questions are NOT at the grade level they put it in and there’s tons (like that question about British timber) that was never taught in any capacity at any grade level.

    • @Aorkas
      @Aorkas 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@steelfoot98 I haven't played this game but the questions shown in the video (except the odd one about british timber, i agree) do match what kids are taught at those grades more or less, at least in my country.

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I don't know about the US, but in Canada we absolutely do NOT learn about "hoppus".

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Aorkas What country is that?

  • @nicolasxd2
    @nicolasxd2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    7:19 she's so proud of herself

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Can't really blame her for the "hoppus" one, I never learned that in my life 😂

    • @HenshinFanatic
      @HenshinFanatic 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Don't think any grade schoolers do. At most maybe fathoms, furlongs, and/or cubits mentioned as units that are mostly no longer used today.

  • @AndrPt
    @AndrPt 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Loved that the higher grade question got easier but the 2nd grade answers were like a magic spell

  • @sedevri864
    @sedevri864 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    our little dumby is adorable

  • @KorbAgain
    @KorbAgain 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is her
    This is the role model
    Absolute wife

  • @verdatum
    @verdatum 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    ohhh....nooo.......oh...oh noo. nooo. oh noo. no no no no. ohhhh noooo....

  • @Selatapey
    @Selatapey 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What comes after 1, Doki. WHAT COMES AFTER 1.

  • @NyxXeniel
    @NyxXeniel หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love the HAWKMOON sound lmao! Destiny 2 fan spotted

  • @Lawlietho
    @Lawlietho 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Now THIS is what being cooked looks like.

  • @Kirakiraoof
    @Kirakiraoof 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is where my theory that Doki is western Canadian comes in cuz there ain’t no way we both can be bamboozled about the exact same questions unless we were both failed by the same system 😤😤

  • @7860starkiller
    @7860starkiller 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Wasnt expecting my oshi to be smart.....but HOLY FUCK

  • @iruleharderthanyou12
    @iruleharderthanyou12 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It truly boggles the mind

  • @nicksyoutubechannel2632
    @nicksyoutubechannel2632 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    Dokibird sounds so American with the kilogram while being Canadian I’m pretty sure they use metric over there not imperial

    • @KristopherCharles
      @KristopherCharles 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Just because the government said they'd start using it doesn't mean anyone else cares.
      The average Canadian is using like 80% imperial, 20% metric.
      When I go to the store and look for a meal amount of meat, I am looking for a pound of it and will only look at the grams if that's all they use on the packaging, which is pretty rare.
      When I go to measure some water out, it's three and a half cups, not 825-ish ml unless the measuring thing only has ml.
      For the most part, unless it's a very large number, you are not going to be talking in metric.
      And even then, unless you remember it in some specific way, you're probably going to default to the other.
      When I think about the nearest airport, I know it's 60-ish miles away, but I also know that's about 100 kilometers. Because I know that that's what it says on the sign per hour, and it takes about an hour to get there. I've never bothered doing the conversion because it's not important.

    • @georgeghleung
      @georgeghleung 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She show the "measurement tree"

    • @TopOfAllWorlds
      @TopOfAllWorlds 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​​@@KristopherCharles you don't learn it in school? School doesn't teach you how to move a decimal point over or what grams are?

    • @DrDoompenguin
      @DrDoompenguin 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​​@@KristopherCharles If you're Canadian, you should know that our cups are metric. In Canada, one cup us 250ml. So if you want 3 and a half cups of water, that would be 875ml. We also use kilometers more for distance here.

    • @DrDoompenguin
      @DrDoompenguin 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@TopOfAllWorldsIt absolutely does. I don't know what this person is on about.

  • @brianhull2407
    @brianhull2407 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:55
    Okay, I’m actually with Doki on this one. While I’m an American, I do know a fair amount about some obscure units (barrels, furlongs, hands (four inches), light-nanoseconds, thirds and fourths (following from seconds), barleycorns, chains, leagues, minims, drachms, stones, hundredweights, slugs, apothecaries’ pounds/ounces, troy pounds/ounces, etc.) and the history of measuring, but I have _never_ heard of this one!
    It turns out that it’s actually 3 units rather than one: the hoppus board foot, the hoppus foot (also known as the hoppus cubic foot or the hoppus cube), and the hoppus ton, and they’re used to measure the volume of unsawn logs to estimate their value after being sawed by the mills. 1 hoppus foot is around 2200 in.³ (36,000 cm³) or 1.273 ft³ (0.036 m³) (alternatively, 1 m³ is 27.74 ft³); 1 hoppus board foot is 1/12 hoppus feet, and 1 hoppus ton is 50 hoppus feet (or 1.8027 m³). (No, I don’t know why they decided to make two of the units both include the word “foot”, or why the third is named after a unit of mass while the others are named after units for volume/length, but that’s the way it goes.) Basically, after milling, one hoppus board foot should yield one board foot of wood (that’s a 1 ft × 1 ft × 1 in. plank of wood), one hoppus foot should yield one ft³ of wood, and one hoppus ton should yield 50 ft³ of wood. The hoppus ton is apparently still used for some tropical hardwood shipments, especially teak.
    Also, apparently, there used to be a unit for volume called the cubic ton, which varied in amount depending on the material being measured. I assumed that that’s where the hoppus ton came from, but it turns out that 1 cubic ton of timber is defined as 40 ft³ (or 480 board ft or 1.133 m³) rather than 50 ft³, so 1 hoppus ton of unsawn timber wouldn’t yield approximately 1 cubic ton of useable timber. So yeah, I have no idea what’s going on with these units.

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I can't believe Doki will not only have a permanent reminder of this stream on her mousepad, but also one that'll remind her specifically she'll never get abducted by aliens because her brain won't teach them anything.

  • @jarrelleandersola508
    @jarrelleandersola508 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Fun fact: A whole number is a number that is an entire entity. Assume a number is a circle. A whole number is basically an entire circle. And one circle represents one number.

    • @jarrelleandersola508
      @jarrelleandersola508 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Also, the metric system is the simplest system. By adjusting the position of the decimal by either moving to the left or the right one digit at a time to get larger the unit or smaller the unit respectively.

    • @georgeghleung
      @georgeghleung 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jarrelleandersola508 Real fun fact: We actually learn these in Canada.

    • @Remitonov
      @Remitonov 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      tl;dr: If there is no dot in the middle of the number, and if there is no fraction beside the big number, it's a whole number.
      ​ @jarrelleandersola508 And as someone who had to learn imperial units in my working life, I curse America for its obstinance in using such weird units.

  • @petercooper456
    @petercooper456 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Doki is special birb and a super tomato.

    • @thahirshibu5042
      @thahirshibu5042 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She's a special needs crow

  • @MichaelHarto
    @MichaelHarto 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oh poor girl... Bless her heart

  • @matrioxor401
    @matrioxor401 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    7:10 ... I don't think that's how anagrams work. Nameless has two 'e' and salesman has one

  • @afikkusan
    @afikkusan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Please forgive her, fellow Dragoons. It's out fault too for sharing the same single brain cells together with our oshibird 😂

  • @gamerofgamers1417
    @gamerofgamers1417 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Every day, I'm reminded I'm the only person in the world that likes math and am good at it.

  • @Billy_The_Frog
    @Billy_The_Frog 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This woman said she has a degree

  • @sanjeevsinghrajput5593
    @sanjeevsinghrajput5593 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Is whole number opposite of prime?"
    All the options are primes

  • @woss5100
    @woss5100 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'm literally reading in a language that isn't mine, and I can respond, and the worst part is that she's Asian.

  • @MiyunaTKM
    @MiyunaTKM 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The hawkmoon sounds threw me off so much i thought i was going crazy...

  • @gazelle_diamond9768
    @gazelle_diamond9768 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think a certain Owl would be constantly facepalming while watching this.

  • @hanjo-kun9378
    @hanjo-kun9378 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Her mouth rigging its so damn good.

  • @yugureyt
    @yugureyt 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    wtf is that transition from the title card doodle of doki yo zoom out. its so good and clver

  • @procow2274
    @procow2274 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I and the 6th grade question right! Me am beeg smort!

  • @hellothere9167
    @hellothere9167 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Doki is definitely the type to wear glasses to look smarter

  • @shabath
    @shabath 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Which weights more, a kilogram of steel, or a kilogram of feathers?
    That's right, a kilogram of steel, because steel weights more than feathers!

  • @WillZuidema
    @WillZuidema 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    ..Anyone else wanna see a "math off" between Doki and Gura?

  • @jacobnguyen8372
    @jacobnguyen8372 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "What is a whole number"
    Oh no....

  • @TheJjcczz
    @TheJjcczz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Kilogram one was just fucking sad, like bro come on

  • @-Myhra
    @-Myhra หลายเดือนก่อน

    People: "You must go to school, get smart, so you can get a job!"
    Doki: "What the fuck is a kilogram?"

  • @GeekHelix
    @GeekHelix หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:13 "What the f is a whole number?"
    OK I'm sorry... HAS YOUR EDUCATION SYSTEM FAILED YOU THAT BADLY?!
    She's adorable, but I would no longer trust her with ANY decisions. That's a child.

  • @dontshanonau1335
    @dontshanonau1335 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I mean, if she needs a win over literal children that badly, maybe she should just play Apex...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    Wait.

  • @Killoer
    @Killoer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Ok that HippoS Hippus Question kinda BS; But not knowing what a Kilogram kind of hurt
    Yet again, Im glad Vtubers have this as a career path~