They live in a virtual society, and simulated criminals in that virtual society must be punished to ensure that that virtual society doesn't break down into a simulated version of chaos.
@@fireflocs @fireflocs Being banned is a virtual punishment. Chris's avatar was removed from the server. Think of it like a simulation of the British dropping prisoners off in Australia. He was banished from a developed, simulated world because of his inability to live in a civilized, computer generated society and sent far away (to other servers) never to be seen again.
Highheels and Derpman This summer check out Los Santos most notorious duo THIS SUMMER check out the powerful and strong buff guy like Blinko HighHeels and his super back side Spotter Derrick Derpman try to purchase a fully loaded BMW This summer join in on the fun at 7-8 central standard time on the CW4Kids
One of the old GTA4 servers was so fucking annoying and no-life you had to fill out an actual New York Concealed Carry Permit application to get a pistol
@Bugsnax 2077 OST Merlin is his Incel D&D friend played by MiltonTPike1. Its always cool seeing people from the Jaboody show hangout with people like Oney and Oney's other friends like Stamper and RicePirateMick. They gotta collab like this more.
@@squeegeemcgee I actually appreciate that he RPed that. Adds to the comedy. Still think they should be more tolerant with permabanning though we don't know what else Oney did
I think the real thing to note is that Rockwell had the cop in his pocket. There is no way they would've sided with Chris even in a neutral situation. Even in GTA RP the police are corrupt smh
The sudden cuts from Chris laughing hysterically to the calmness of Rockwell laying injured on the ground were some of the most amazing things I’ve ever witnessed
This is the perfect GTA video. The story starts off as a simple car sale but culminates into an intense police chase that had my cheeks clenched in suspense. Masterfully done
I think the "Slap my ass and i'll take a finger" line was even better, he takes such a stupid nonsense insult and responds with the lamest, most cringe inducing "I am da COOLEST" line ever
In this video Oney successfully; Pissed off the guy and wrecked his car Convinced the police for a moment with a convincing story Got away from the cops Killed the car owner And drove the totaled but still functioning vehicle into the ocean. 10 out of 10
@DontListen ToMe dude i was thinking the same thing. this shit wouldn't be as hilarious if the cop and that rockwell dude weren't 100% COMMITED to the RP, even when dealing with obvious trolls. God bless these guys, wherever basement they be dwelling atm.
@@BALLSLAPNIFICENT_ I mean, he got called to a remote area under false pretenses by two obviously insane people who damaged his car (twice), stole a different car and almost killed him. I think calling the police and grabbing a gun was a prudent decision.
Chris always messes with people in the most hilarious ways possible while still not resorting to being toxic like so many others. A true master of the craft.
Blinko Highheels is plot armor done right. I was skeptical about how his character would be portrayed and if it would have the same energy, but oneystudios adapted this manga so perfectly that it's obvious they understood the material on even a symbolic level. I hope they stick with it for season two
Well it's an serious rp server, so what do you expect? even nopixel wouldn't allow this. also jaboody was playing on this for the longest and is actually friends with the people in this server and he was never banned. only reason oney got banned was because he broke the rules.
Thanks to this video and uberhaxornova streams, I've finally understood the whole taking it kinda serious thing (some people take it too far still) but they rp off of eachother and actually build pretty good stories with a lot of characters and it works out pretty cool with twist and shit
Image Rockwell’s perspective. He was just trying to sell his car and then it got totaled, later he was followed to his business where the police showed up, after that he got ran over by a car and got taken into an ambulance. Beautiful
I’m pretty sure he’s went through rigorous training by getting ran over multiple times before. As a cop, you gotta practice for things like this. I’d know, I’m an officer and I’ve been hit by approximately 5728295910174113048 cars so far. But I drink a lot of milk so I’ve never broke a bone.
The last 5 min or so is pure suspense that had me on the edge of my seat. Having the other guys perspective makes this go from being great to LEGENDARY!
I love this affluent insecure heir and his Le Fou lackey dynamic. His parents are business magnates that don't have time for him so he gets into trouble to act out without any repercussions because his parents are so powerful.
@my name honestly it wouldnt even have to be gta 5, I just love games where Chris is playing a character and messing around, like back in second life. Can't think of too many other games though :(
@@Mad_Thirsty they were acting like it was real life and this guy is worse than Osama bin laden. It's a video game where you are meant to kill and rob.
Rockwell dying, gasping for breath on the ground was the best end for him, just a solid character arc EDIT: I'd just like to add, how the fuck are the events of this video a bannable offense? immersion was not broken here, rockwell got to act his heart out and so did paul blart mall cop, the only thing I can think of is evading police but you should totally be able to do that, it's not like Gmod where they freeze you and scold you in a room
Duddridge1 From what I understand not really.. So if you die you go back to the hospital as you do in the normal game.. The difference here is the player is role playing so they can stay there and ‘bleed out’ or ‘pass away’ which is to respawn.. You personally can carry on as that character you were playing like that event didn’t happen or you can choose to play a different character.. This all being in your head and the fact that everyone else playing this will see you as you present yourself over mic ect.. Paramedics are Paramedics.. It’s kind of neat.. I’ve never played it myself but I’ve watch others overtly trolling these servers... (Putther does a lot of content doing that, he plays along). I’ve learned most of what it’s like just watching videos of others playing it.. So the player that’s been shot or knocked out will need to talk to an officer player and the player will then put out an arrest warrant on the person that committed the crime.. Should that player come into contract with other police players then they will have record of the arrest warrant.. Like I said it’s kind of neat if a little silly.. But from gameplay perspective it’s awesome you can do more stuff it’s more interactive than the base game.
I find it intensely funny how everything gradually escalates over time, and how everything comes together perfectly and explosively when oney finally gets his hands on the car that started everything. You're right, this really is the best episode of oney plays.
Blinko is a good friend to Derrick. He refused to leave Derrick behind when he had the choice to get in the two seater with the seller, instead he was outraged at the seller, a true chad.
Holy hell, Chris. I can't believe you managed to sit on this emotional roller coaster footage for a year. I know there were reasons, but man, this is masterful.
It's an invite only server so no raiding hopefully. The reason he sat on it is that he didn't want to get the guy who invited him kicked off the server
They had no reason to get banned. They acted perfectly and roleplayed the entire situation. I could tell the cop may have been roleplaying being corrupt which is great. This was literally perfect role-play and everyone stayed in character
Oney clarified in a later episode that this was not what got them banned. He was banned for going to the military base, which was apparently a cardinal sin on this server.
Everyone is talking about Rockwell staying in character, but my man Jaboody didn't drop the lisp once.
Yeah, he was really impressive how he never cracked, even when he was laughing
He even did emotes to add to the character
@@fishfischer4236 The "GodDAMN!" When Blinko was working out was PERFECTLY TIMED
Holy shit I knew I recognized that lisp.
i'm pretty sure he has a mouthpiece in?
I didn't realize how serious people could get with gta rps until that cop started listing Chris' virtual rights
lynkash meh what severe is this on
I didn't even know this was a thing. GTA is the last place I would expect roleplaying
Pug Tato severity level 10
Uridon no I mean server
Yeah on some servers they have whole court cases, swat raids, lawyers, etc.
When Rockwell is lying in the street role playing being injured that broke me
Remarkable dedication, truly.
AAHAHAHHA YEAh
He fucking burned that officer with his lifeless body on the curb lol
Just imagine the 30 year old man behind that computer
"Yeah don't fuckin shoot him...good call"
I hope to be that sassy as I lay dying
“How does it fare in water?” He foreshadowed the WHOLE THING
Holy shit this lore is deep af
Ocean: The Sequel
Oh my god, you don't know about the reservoir?
That, my friends, is known as Chekov's Shotgun.
So we going ocean, right? Ocean
1:58 "how does it fare in the water?"
Excellent foreshadowing
Holy shit....
Its pretty excellent when it's raining out.
*THATS NOT WHAT HE MEANT*
I just made boom boom in my pants your move creep
He just knew some shit would happen
It all went downhill when he said it was only a 2 seater
Jaboody could've ridden in the trunk
thats the tagline for this short film
I actually love these cops who actually chase you instead of teleporting and freeze the deviant. Its more thrilling
Lol cops should not be doing that you need to find a new server.
If they teleport and freeze you you're in the wrong server. Who does that?
This cop seems like a cool guy just for not abusing commands.
@@hahaisntitfunny5579 gmod server admins
@@oakleygee5616 geez thats so lame. idk who would want to play on RP servers like taht.
Imagine banning someone for committing Grand Theft Auto in the game called Grand Theft Auto
@@AdamuCinema Jesus dude, maybe English isn't his first language (or second... Or third) oh wait you name is actually cancercore... Go on then
They live in a virtual society, and simulated criminals in that virtual society must be punished to ensure that that virtual society doesn't break down into a simulated version of chaos.
Lucius Stryker yeah but we don’t give people the death sentence for stealing a car
Zeebedee101 that’s the sadder part
@@fireflocs @fireflocs Being banned is a virtual punishment. Chris's avatar was removed from the server. Think of it like a simulation of the British dropping prisoners off in Australia. He was banished from a developed, simulated world because of his inability to live in a civilized, computer generated society and sent far away (to other servers) never to be seen again.
Petition for Chris to troll more roleplay servers.
Shitlord RP is so fucking epic, bruh.
Yes pls.
I love these so much.
Yes pleas
He could make career out of this.
The Harry Potter RP videos are gold
You ever casually lift weights while you're buying a car
And you dont?
@@BigBoss-xc4qo always baby
@@Afunnylittlefellow ;)
I cant even buy a car without lifting atleast 150 dude.
@@Afunnylittlefellow you cant buy a car if you can't bench it first
I love how Justin absolutely refuses to break character
What's his youtube?
Jaboody dubs, I believe
oh yeah yeah JaboodyStudios for Twitch stream vods and JaboodyDubs for their main content
@@yourlocalpunkposer8107 Jab00dyDubs, fuckin' hilarious channel.
Is that Mike from RLM in your profile?
The best part of this is that Blinko makes total sense as a GTA character
Oney ended up being the most immersed role player of them all
@@thehaloring90 The part about patenting the reservoir tip is exactly some shit you'd find in an actual GTA story, it was dead on
@@frost_dias That part had me dying
He got banned from Grand Theft Auto...
...for committing Grand Theft Auto
@@troglodyte1378 he got banned for more than that
"How does it fare underwater?"
Jaboody really brought the whole thing full circle from the getgo.
O wow
MR. Elroy owo
did they save the vod on their end?
I need an entire Netflix/Adult Swim series following the adventures of Blinko and Derrick
@Savannah Sandoval without a doubt Adult Swim.
Dude YES
Oney and Jaboody need to get a hold of Adult Swim and pitch it to them ASAP
Highheels and Derpman
This summer check out Los Santos most notorious duo
THIS SUMMER check out the powerful and strong buff guy like Blinko HighHeels and his super back side Spotter Derrick Derpman try to purchase a fully loaded BMW
This summer join in on the fun at 7-8 central standard time on the CW4Kids
The hijinks of Blinko and Derrick-
Not gonna lie, the fact that the RP dude sold it instead of getting butthurt is almost impressive. That's dedication.
Never break kayfabe lol
@@sludgesage1054 Rockwell's a true ring vet
He is the Jaboody Dubs guy
BLOOD JXHK Not the Rockwell guy
@@Strummie derrick his friend is the Jaboody Dubs
It’s really incredible that these people log onto the computer to roleplay being a normal person lmao
Infinitely more pathetic is logging onto GTA to roleplay a cop
@@Monkey-rk4xi would love to rp as a crooked cop tho
it's lame to play it straight like this guy and the cop but it's fun to mess around
Better than the fucking Nazi role players in gmod lmao
One of the old GTA4 servers was so fucking annoying and no-life you had to fill out an actual New York Concealed Carry Permit application to get a pistol
the rush of adrenaline i felt when chris stole that car while he was getting chased by the cop was absolutely unreal
especially in a game where stealing cars is the most common activity
Bro I'm telling u. Watch more GTA rp. It is amazing stuff
you can *hear* the adrenaline in Chris' voice at 19:10, this video is the shit lmao
falkuistion god I felt that in the depths on my soul
a nice way to get adrenaline
"How does this fare in water" is possibly the best case of real-life foreshadowing that could've ever happened
Oh damn...
I think the best part of this was hearing Oney's insane screaming from the other guy's stream.
Agreed. Wonder who it is streaming though, any idea?
@@yoshiknight3680 It was the cop who just happened to be livestreaming
FRREYOOOH... WUUUUOH!!
It was the jaboody boys
Next to Rockwell pretending like he actually got hit by a car
“Holt shit Blinko you’re crazy, Floor it maan!”
I like how Rockwell is acting like he's actually dying at the end.
ThirdSpectrum he was in the cops stream like “he....just fucking hit me...”
"Yeah....dont shoot him....good call...."
furguts Do you have a link to the stream?
that's roleplay for ya lol
@@asym6009 20:06
A fully fleshed out story with a solid beginning, middle, and end, all within 20 mins. Outstanding.
The best short film of all time
You mean like a TV episode?
@@Conesworth Except tv episodes already have established stories that they can follow
This is so dam good!
Blinko risked being arrested or killed going back to pick up Derrick. Clearly we are overlooking how good of friends they are!!
then he drove him into the water while he was cuffed in a car
Derrick definitely died in the stunt.
Derrick sounds like a real dude who would live in sandy shores I love him
@@mgm105 Legends say he now hangs out with a new friend, Merlin
@Bugsnax 2077 OST Merlin is his Incel D&D friend played by MiltonTPike1. Its always cool seeing people from the Jaboody show hangout with people like Oney and Oney's other friends like Stamper and RicePirateMick. They gotta collab like this more.
Commit grand theft auto in GTAV.
Get banned.
🤔
Well he did try to commit vehicular homicide a couple of times in there. I guess in a RP sense permabanned would life without parole in prison.
I really want to see the other guys twitch stream
@@4thSurviver but wouldnt make sense only if they caught him?
@@DKPGames They have his ID.
@@flashmozzg but isnt technically cheating because they didnt arrest him in the roleplay?
The ability to literally flex on someone has not been utilized enough in modern gaming
You obviously haven't seen Gief in SFV
"how does it fare in the water?"
"It does pretty awesome in the rain"
You poor naive fool
Hey McFly you bojo, the car don't work on water, unless you got *POOOWAAAAAAAHHH*
Damn that foreshadowing...
@@LetsGoGetThem powah alvays beats powah
@@sausy6586 ikr XD
"Baby make boom-boom. Your move, creep" Is probably one of the best lines in oneyplays
11:40
11:45
Hard as fuck 🥶
The fact the dude was streaming and Rockwell gave him sass after getting run over is the best ever.
“yeah, don’t fuckin shoot ‘em... good call.”
@@squeegeemcgee I actually appreciate that he RPed that. Adds to the comedy.
Still think they should be more tolerant with permabanning though we don't know what else Oney did
@@kaptainNayNay He has got another role play video from about a year back, can't remember what he got up to in it, but it might help explain!
"But can I rely on the wheels?"
*Kicks wheels and windows violently explode.*
Oh fuck, it got me so bad.
the *hwheels*
That’s like saying “hey man how’re you doing” and then snapping someone’s neck
The fact that you ran over the guy with his own car that he was trying to sell to you is extremely funny
Right after "this guy tried scamming me" because it only had 2 seats
The best part was it wasn’t intentional it was pure timing and luck that got him
Situational Irony amirite?
Didnt even mean too😂😂😂
I think the real thing to note is that Rockwell had the cop in his pocket. There is no way they would've sided with Chris even in a neutral situation. Even in GTA RP the police are corrupt smh
That's fucked up!
thats TFRP for you :^)
Who’s chris? I only know Blinko
Well seeing how Blinko was carrying and flaunting those big guns I get why they'd frame him as a criminal
ACAB
rockwell being hit by a car in a video game: * rasping voice * yes...dont shoot him...g-good call...
Rockwell? more like turbo virgin supreme
That was the best part. He SOLD IT
That Rockwell guy never broke RP. That is what we call a Consummate Professional
Not sure that the 'Consummate Professional' status in GTA Roleplaying is gonna do him much good on a resume, sadly...
Say what you will, he stayed in character and that takes humility.
The sudden cuts from Chris laughing hysterically to the calmness of Rockwell laying injured on the ground were some of the most amazing things I’ve ever witnessed
I fully expect someone to animate it.
This is the perfect GTA video. The story starts off as a simple car sale but culminates into an intense police chase that had my cheeks clenched in suspense. Masterfully done
It speaks to us as a society
It was a more convincing GTA story than anything Rockstar has written
"PLEASE, SIR- I CANT GO BACK-" -Blinko chased by a policeman-
It's an actual perfect story arc
Sean Is that you
Rockwell groaning in pain sarcastically about how not shooting them was a good call is some reddit gold tier RP
That was definitely some great rp there lol
What if you were
I wasn't at all prepared for that, but it was amazing
I think the "Slap my ass and i'll take a finger" line was even better, he takes such a stupid nonsense insult and responds with the lamest, most cringe inducing "I am da COOLEST" line ever
@@cheetoschrist5685 and it adds to the original comment if you think of it in a different light
You can't have a roleplay server without criminals, and honestly this was one of their best psycho attacks yet.
Or Cops.
I'll be honest, this video has made me want to try these servers out, I wanna round up some buddies and steal a car in a roleplay myself now
In this video Oney successfully;
Pissed off the guy and wrecked his car
Convinced the police for a moment with a convincing story
Got away from the cops
Killed the car owner
And drove the totaled but still functioning vehicle into the ocean.
10 out of 10
Well, he didn't *KILL* the car owner. He just ran him over. And you could see he was still alive later in the video.
also he let the cop take his ID
spoilers bro..
Chris isn't allowed outside his hose because of this
This is why we have nice things-
This roleplay is so good the police even have bodycams.
I would act the same way if my dad invented the reservoir of a condom
That patent's worth a whole $15!
we all would
LMAO
With that much power who wouldn’t?
And his granddad invented high heels. What a family.
"Baby make boom boom. Your move, creep"
That sounds like a something from Xavier Renogade Angel, idk why
Best series
I'm so glad I wasn't the only person that thought this
I was also thinking Chris had an XRA voice going here
“Your move creep” is a robocop line but man your comment is spot on lol
I THOUGHT THIS TOO AAAAH
Blinko died as he lived, drowning in a stolen car while weightlifting after sharting in front of a police officer.
OR DID HE
Rockwell - Choatic Good
McCreedy - Lawful Good
Derpman - True Neutral
Blinko - Chaotic Neutral
Feldspar Trying to get past Ministorum censors I see.
@Uncle Ho sassy good
*Macready
@@stare9922 disagree, he did things because he could, not for malicious intent
ONE GOD REJECTED!
Blinko is the 2010’s Patrick Bateman. There are real cinematic parallels between the alley scene in American Psycho and the car purchase scene.
ha ha! totally!
This car... Reeks of shit!
Baby make boom boom,
your move,
c r e e p
Ron Pearlman plays gta
**Giorno theme intensifies*
Mitch Elle I swear that sounds like an Xavier renegade angel quote
“Your engine is stalled. Be careful and don’t flood it” The game foreshadowed what would happen next
"How does it fair in water?" He said like 2 minutes in
Thank you Jaboody for being the perfect sidekick/hypeman.
"Patented that little bubble at the tip... the reservoir!"
I know right, he's the perfect sidekick for blinko
Blinko you're really powerful, your dad owns half the city, makes condoms...
Rockwell seems awfully calm for getting almost killed in a car crash by a muscular rich man and his loyal sidekick
Msuscular, you're not kidding. The dude can curl 16 kilograms!
Amazing contrast between the paralyzed car crash victim and the maniacal laughter of his assailants
You know that deep down those guys love that Chris gave them some excitement in their bland, made up lives.
@DontListen ToMe dude i was thinking the same thing. this shit wouldn't be as hilarious if the cop and that rockwell dude weren't 100% COMMITED to the RP, even when dealing with obvious trolls. God bless these guys, wherever basement they be dwelling atm.
well if there was nobody misbehaving whats the point of roleplaying the cop?
Never stop tole playing
You’d think
you just pulled off the greatest heist ever
No evidence for the cops to find, 1 witness silenced, faked your own death, etc.
Steal car
Kill owner
Fake own death
Destroy car
Profit
Well, the cop has their IDs
Yunz06 He can have all the IDs in the world. They went completely off the grid.
I like how this all starts from an accident, Chris wasn't expecting the window to shatter from kicking the tire
I wasnt expecting it either. Is that what usually happens?
@@willywakka7830 Yeah, cars are wack in gta
Where would fate have taken them if the car simply had 5 seats
I love when Chris does his different voices.
*baby make boom boom*
@@siIverburst Your move, creep.
I like the totally serious roleplayer chasing you down with a gun and then telling you to back off like you're trying to kill him
he always wanted to be a police officer
That guy's character died and he now roleplays as a police officer.
Truly GRIPPING social commentary
Antifa members all act like that guy
@@BALLSLAPNIFICENT_
I mean, he got called to a remote area under false pretenses by two obviously insane people who damaged his car (twice), stole a different car and almost killed him.
I think calling the police and grabbing a gun was a prudent decision.
@William Fleming LOL Warski
Chris always messes with people in the most hilarious ways possible while still not resorting to being toxic like so many others. A true master of the craft.
@@LetsGoGetThem ok
Yes. Truly.
Idk threatening to slap his ass is problematic 😂
Jordaniel Dunksworth Check out Daniel from SL. You'll love him
"Toxic" you wusses
Dude gets run over and has the energy to respond with a sassy quip like it's a Marvel movie.
Blinko Highheels is plot armor done right. I was skeptical about how his character would be portrayed and if it would have the same energy, but oneystudios adapted this manga so perfectly that it's obvious they understood the material on even a symbolic level. I hope they stick with it for season two
I am so fucking symbolically confused on such a martial level that my understanding of the premises of the comment has lowered into nothing.
This comment is too good 😂
Never have I been attached to characters more than blinko and derrick
Jaboody does whole streams with Derrick Derpman
I need an entire series dedicated to their exploits
I really hope there's more
"Yeah don't shoot him, good call"
I love how Chris and that streamer are playing the same game and having completely different experiences in terms of fun
@horriblepancake The ‘that streamer’ I was referring to was the dude that got run over
Hearing Chris laugh after accidentally shattering the rear window made me lose it.
But can I rely on the wheels? *There’s something off*
You committed an actual, and great grand theft auto, in grand theft auto. I didnt think you could get better.
It's literal grand theft auto roleplay, in both meanings of the name
*(kicks car's window)*
*(window breaks)*
*Chris:* As you can see here, I'm not buying it, it's broken.
Oh my god, how did you guys find the cop live streaming? This adds a whole new level to this video.
I’ve been on the search and can’t find jack shit
@@chandlertucker7843 I found his channel, 'devolore', but I can't find the VOD.
Chandler Tucker and their chat is insane they think this is real
@@humbleabode9708 how?
@@UkuleleVillain I think just the way they talk about the "crimes" committed. While yes real crimes, its a game lmao
This is so surreal. The story comes full-circle so perfectly. The multiple perspectives really made it feel more real. Really great job, Chris.
"you just ehhh... keep a dumbbell in your pocket?"
The people on these RP servers always take themselves so freaking seriously. Perfect for Oneyplays videos.
Caleb E. The guy selling the car is a total douche. Wasn’t even RPing very well.
Also, he was a full grown man. So that's kinda disappointing.
Well it's an serious rp server, so what do you expect? even nopixel wouldn't allow this. also jaboody was playing on this for the longest and is actually friends with the people in this server and he was never banned. only reason oney got banned was because he broke the rules.
Thanks to this video and uberhaxornova streams, I've finally understood the whole taking it kinda serious thing (some people take it too far still) but they rp off of eachother and actually build pretty good stories with a lot of characters and it works out pretty cool with twist and shit
Misterundead any serious rp should never be taken serious, a bunch of man children playing dressup
The fact that my boy Oney cameback for his friend makes this epic
Truely a gentalmen he remained doing what he wanted in the end and made it out!
I hope that the cop streaming this is watching because this video is definitely freaking crazy man.
I'd love the cop's opinion of this.
@@ignaeon he seemed like a good lad
Does anybody know his twitch channel??
Im also hoping to find his twitch channel
"They're trespassing" **is standing in a parking lot**
That unironically pissed me off
I mean businesses own their parking lots so not too unrealistic
Not to mention pulling a gun on someone and threatening to end an unarmed person. Lol.
I don't usually say this but *PLEASE UPLOAD MORE OF THIS*
RumbaChuck I second this.
He’s got a few more videos
I third this
Can we bump this to top comment?
Difficult when you're perma-banned.
Image Rockwell’s perspective. He was just trying to sell his car and then it got totaled, later he was followed to his business where the police showed up, after that he got ran over by a car and got taken into an ambulance. Beautiful
But he was also kind of a sperg so it worked out
Not just a car, HIS car
Holy fuck when he slammed into the guys car, Chris's laughter was so contagious, that's the hardest I've heard him laugh
Jams With Nattrass i cried laughing when I heard that laugh
Same
It felt like I was apart of the funny boys when I just bursted in laughter
That cop didn’t RP getting ran over at all
I’m pretty sure he’s went through rigorous training by getting ran over multiple times before. As a cop, you gotta practice for things like this. I’d know, I’m an officer and I’ve been hit by approximately 5728295910174113048 cars so far. But I drink a lot of milk so I’ve never broke a bone.
god mode
Come on guys he's trying to find John Connor.
He purposefully got ran over by smaller cars in training to eventually build immunity to bigger cars
Officer Legs is too numb inside to feel anything anymore. Too many years on the force. He's seen some shit in his day...
The last 5 min or so is pure suspense that had me on the edge of my seat. Having the other guys perspective makes this go from being great to LEGENDARY!
It was legitimately really fucking intense. What a great video
The Tony Bruge Hiplo way of doing things.
I love how Chris and Jaboody get out of the car and run away like little kids laughing after crashing another car instead of driving off
THAT'S JABOODY DUBS????
@@wef6146yes, it is!! It’s Justin! Wished he and Chris collabed more 😞
@@redrum6430 they really should they gel
I love this affluent insecure heir and his Le Fou lackey dynamic. His parents are business magnates that don't have time for him so he gets into trouble to act out without any repercussions because his parents are so powerful.
How does Chris stay serious during all this I’d be cackling like some dirt goblin
I'm wheezing like Julian
I really like the phrase "dirt goblin"
It's because Chris himself IS a dirt goblin, so he is immune to his funnies
I Ryan Magee laughed
"He doesn't know about the reservoir of a condom? Even I know about that."
11:11
Man, Grandpa invented the high heels, Dad invented the bell end of the condom. Truly a powerful family, not to be messed with
i love how everyone keeps roleplaying even after all the crazy shit
makes me like them a lot
Yeah if they start whining and calling for ban at the first inconvenience they're some fake ass too serious rpers
“Get off the road before you get clamored” the foreshadowing is legendary
Truely a masterpiece of a story! If there is a gun in the 3rd scene it has to be in the 1st
The ironic thing is that he got clamored _because_ he was on the path when Blinko was driving recklessly.
Don't forget Derrick asking how the car does in water, which was foreshadowing for the end.
*proceeds to get clamored on the sidewalk*
chekhov's sports vehicle
1:57 "How does it fare in the water?"
Well I guess we got our answer at the end.
"But can I rely on these Wheels?" *Proceeds to superman kick the back window*
"That doesn't look good"
But he did barely kick it with a lil rubber shoe
i would genuinely pay for more of this quality content, blinko high heels the third and his weightlifting is wonderful
@my name the first ONE SECOND of the video is him saying its been a year chief
@my name I was pretty surprised that no one in the cop guy's chat seemed to realize that it was Chris.
@my name He said he'd already been banned, though. In the very beginning of the video.
@my name honestly it wouldnt even have to be gta 5, I just love games where Chris is playing a character and messing around, like back in second life. Can't think of too many other games though :(
YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT WITH MOTIFA?
Chad Blinko vs Virgin Rockwell
Chris’ normal person voice just sounds like a goofy Patrick Bateman to me
hahahha bateman
I completely agree
Isn't that suppose to be his snobby, rich person voice?
The American Psycho sequel we all needed
HOLY SHIT that is what I was thinking
The people in that guys chat were all 100% serious as well
Which guys chat? The cops? Chris? Jabrodiencias?
@@zachopath The cop of course
@@xTonyTornado I should've watched before I spoken
I know they kept saying, "he showed his id he's fucked" . dude no he's not, it's a video game haha
@@Mad_Thirsty they were acting like it was real life and this guy is worse than Osama bin laden. It's a video game where you are meant to kill and rob.
"and he did some underhanded tactics"
Genesis valentine theme in the distance
Damn, nice callback.
Rockwell dying, gasping for breath on the ground was the best end for him, just a solid character arc
EDIT: I'd just like to add, how the fuck are the events of this video a bannable offense? immersion was not broken here, rockwell got to act his heart out and so did paul blart mall cop, the only thing I can think of is evading police but you should totally be able to do that, it's not like Gmod where they freeze you and scold you in a room
I wanna know what happened after that... Do characters even die permanently in these things?
@@Vaguer_Weevil That's up to the person playing the character entirely.
Kinsley So good man.. This video had me in stitches everything pays off in the end. 🤣
Duddridge1 From what I understand not really.. So if you die you go back to the hospital as you do in the normal game.. The difference here is the player is role playing so they can stay there and ‘bleed out’ or ‘pass away’ which is to respawn.. You personally can carry on as that character you were playing like that event didn’t happen or you can choose to play a different character.. This all being in your head and the fact that everyone else playing this will see you as you present yourself over mic ect.. Paramedics are Paramedics.. It’s kind of neat.. I’ve never played it myself but I’ve watch others overtly trolling these servers... (Putther does a lot of content doing that, he plays along). I’ve learned most of what it’s like just watching videos of others playing it.. So the player that’s been shot or knocked out will need to talk to an officer player and the player will then put out an arrest warrant on the person that committed the crime.. Should that player come into contract with other police players then they will have record of the arrest warrant.. Like I said it’s kind of neat if a little silly.. But from gameplay perspective it’s awesome you can do more stuff it’s more interactive than the base game.
@@lukenotskywalker2957 *Perma'd*
1:58 "How does it fair in water?"
THEY PLANNED THE ENTIRE THING FROM THE BEGINNING!
*_Oney has ascended to God Tier Troll._*
Doki Doki omg
Later he calls the car a spongebob piece of shit
Ocean right?
OCEAN KING
OCEAN MAN
TAKE ME BY THE HAND
I like how everyone else is taking themselves really seriously, but Blinko and Derrick act like actual characters from GTA V
Blinko Highheels is an ABSOLUTELY believable gta character, pampered son of the creator of the condom reservoir
Derrick straight up has Ron vibes
I find it intensely funny how everything gradually escalates over time, and how everything comes together perfectly and explosively when oney finally gets his hands on the car that started everything.
You're right, this really is the best episode of oney plays.
This is definitely one of the funniest things oney's ever done
The whole thing plays out like an extra surreal looney toons cartoon lmao
More of this would be amazing
*Oney
Yes more of this Mr Oney
10:15 the way jaboody animates his character to that god...DAMMIT is comedy gold
We need animators to animate this whole thing! Similar to the Lord of the Rings collab.
Boongie _ Hank Hill plays Blinko Highheels In To Kill a Rockwell.
Where do I find your profile pic?
pretty sure buncha people working on animations of this as you speak.
I'd fucking love that.
I don't even really know how to animate well but if tbere was a collab I would be fucking down
I love the cuts from Chris having a great time to the monotone role playing
you assume, out of character, they weren't inwardly screaming 'FINALLY, SOME FUCKING ACTION!'
Blinko is a good friend to Derrick. He refused to leave Derrick behind when he had the choice to get in the two seater with the seller, instead he was outraged at the seller, a true chad.
The best friendship dynamic in any media
Holy hell, Chris. I can't believe you managed to sit on this emotional roller coaster footage for a year. I know there were reasons, but man, this is masterful.
what are the reasons
Something about not wanting the people in charge of the server to catch unwanted heat.
@@jasper3135 If he uploaded this the week of, you can guarantee people would have swarmed the server to 'retaliate' the ban. still might.
@@CheetahBlood321 Doesn't matter if it's one year or one week. They're gonna raid this server.
It's an invite only server so no raiding hopefully. The reason he sat on it is that he didn't want to get the guy who invited him kicked off the server
He patented the little bubble at the tip, the little *RESERVOIR* “
All hail Blinko High Heels: the buffest of all, sworn protector of the streets, and fastest racer in town.
They had no reason to get banned. They acted perfectly and roleplayed the entire situation. I could tell the cop may have been roleplaying being corrupt which is great. This was literally perfect role-play and everyone stayed in character
Oney clarified in a later episode that this was not what got them banned. He was banned for going to the military base, which was apparently a cardinal sin on this server.
@@alexanderfreeman3406Super serious RP is so fucking lame.