I’m barely passing college, 200km out of town, drinking a 40 a day. YOUR VIDEOS ARE THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME GOING. I don’t want to play gta v even though it’s setup straight in front of me. I fell asleep last night to a playlist of your “cross map videos”. Thanks a bunch for giving me something to take my mind off life. I guarantee you didn’t intend to do this but you’ve been my safe spot. I never play gta v anymore since I beat it in 2014, but your videos are way better. Salute evans. You make life better
@@SonnyFnEvans So you are basically saying that you are alpha male and Gtamen is a beta...... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... ... ... Probably true ;)
The ultimate across the map, I loved it. Have you considered adding a small on-screen timer for each attempt? So when you jumpcut forward the viewer can see exactly how far you just skipped ahead, could be a good way to show just how much time you're putting into these runs. Great video brotha!
I ignored this series many times because I thought it would be just a boring video, but how I was wrong, this is the best GTA content I have seen in a long time, now I will see the others.
These are honestly the best videos on TH-cam. I look forward to them every time! 👍🏻 Picked up my own leg and smashed that like button!!! Fell. Broke something. Worth it.
I have watched so many challenge videos of yours that I subconsciously called the Sprite I was drinking "Sprunk" lmao. Keep making videos man, you're awesome!
Like you said, I spun around with my eyes closed, and grab something to smash the like button with. I grabbed my keyboard and smash it to my mouse button pointing to the like button.
I like the griefers, they are way more fun than the NPCs with their auto-aim pistol sniping and spawning out of nowhere knowing by exact location, they have no subtlety, no finesse, no creativity. What I don't like is that Rockstar designed their missions to be way more frustrating and thus significantly less fun: 1) lack of upgrade options, protective, utility, stealth, or offensive capabilities for delivery, car meet, and racing vehicles 2) mission objectives are destroy rather than theft and can be destroyed in one hit most times with weapons that are very unlikely to be dodged 3) stealth only superficially exists and it’s mostly just for the attacker to ambush with 4) minimal spawn area protection and explosives ignore the cover mechanics of the game The Oppressor MK2 is just like the culmination of all their bad design decisions in one vehicle.
@@thatguy1080 they existed since beginning of 2014 don't glorify the past. They were only given better tools for destruction. The only time people would not fight were the first two days of an update's arrival, after that it was back. The differing is that in 2014 it was dinka jester with cover over rear window then backing up and using ap pistol and sticky bombs -> zentorno and sticky bomb - > jet griefing - > modern day griefing
Didn't think it was possible to better the Quick Sprunk Stop, but that Synchronized Sprunk Stop was GLORIOUS!😮👌 Looks like you guys had a better time with other people in the session, but managed to mess up more yourselves😂 Was literally going to comment about taking advantage of using the Peyote Plant animals for some challenge, but I saw you already commented about that, so will look forward to seeing that too!😁👍
What a glorious challenge video😃 Here's an idea for you to consider, drive two Petrol Tankers across the map, from Paleto Bay, to the Oil Derricks on the outskirts of Los Santos, wait 30 secs, swap trailers, then on to LSIA, then do a full loop around LSIA, drive through the city, then out to Sandy Shores, to the Airfield then stop at the Gas Station close to Trevor's 'house', Swap trailers again, from there go out to Grapeseed Airfield, then back up to the gas station by the mechanic in Paleto Bay. Adding in as many Sprunk stops to the route as you like. This might be to complex for you and Dave to do, Sonny, but I thought the idea of driving two explosive relatively slow vehicles across the map, in a 25+ player lobby, would be interesting. Anyways, have a good day, thanks for reading my comment!!
"My zag wasn't ziggy enough !" That's brilliant. Discovered this channel yesterday... I've already watched like 15 videos and I can't stop. You guys are hilarious. Now I'm off for a quick Sprunk stop.
Ok, now that was neat. Around the 10:00 mark you showed your script. It's cool to know that that's a thing people do, as I would also write out a script for my videos when I used to make content
I appreciate that this is literally repetitive gta online content and it’s good and feel less repetitive and more like an episodic experience where we grow together
This channel is so creative and original at the same time. Because it reminds me like documantary from known people like bear grylls and other famous people but this is entertaining.
"We have now poked the beehive with our micro submachine guns." I've been watching way too much critikal because when you said "with our micro" I expected the next word to be something very different.
I have a challenge. Can you walk from Saloon in Armadillo to the Saloon in Van Horn, WITHOUT crossing over the railroad at any point? Oh and no minimap!!!
My favorite moment for all his vids is "I saw Dave hurt, lying on the ground. I ran in his direction, getting closer and closer, and strat past him for a quick sprunk stop
Sonny, you should try to go around the map while on 5 stars. Like start in Paleto Bay, go down the highway, make it into Los Santos, drive by the airport, make it over the bridge, take the highway to where Dom jumps off, pass the wind farm, the weed farm, the hippy camp, then you're back in Paleto Bay.
OK, I stood up, stood in one spot, spun around 10 times....and then, well, I kinda blacked out and fell over into my computer. Now, I can't remember what we were supposed to do after that. I'm sure I'll figure it out, though! Great vid!
Other youtubers : face reveal
Sonny Evans : Script reveal 😂😂😂
Lol
That so cool when people incorporate the behind the scenes into the video, thats dope
I really don’t want a face reveal because I already have an image in my mind of what he might look like so seeing his face just kind of ruins it.
@@BuddySpike101 true
@@supercatgaming1482 we already know his face. He showed his face in a video
I really, REALLY love these videos
hombre gg que tal, no te esperaba aqui xd
Quick Sprunk Stop
8:50 😂😂😂
Same
GG Games1!! 1!1!1!1
"My Zag wasn't Ziggy enough" best line i've ever heard
".. but combine that with the force of destruction that is the LSPD, well you got yourself a whole bouquet of whoopsie daisies"
That one got me
Sonny Evans: *almost completes a challenge*
8 year old on a flying motorbike: “we don’t do that here”
hey remmember keshav agarwal
well that s me
i said bot in my reply sectoin
my commet got pickeed by evens
@@kartikagarwal320 nobody cares
Challenge . Circle around the map in a golf cart without getting killed lol
Thanks evens l love you from india
love the pfp
@@mr.sprinkles8336 thanks
@Wyolkens_ true
@@mr.sprinkles8336 you are a real f1 fan
I’m barely passing college, 200km out of town, drinking a 40 a day. YOUR VIDEOS ARE THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME GOING. I don’t want to play gta v even though it’s setup straight in front of me. I fell asleep last night to a playlist of your “cross map videos”. Thanks a bunch for giving me something to take my mind off life. I guarantee you didn’t intend to do this but you’ve been my safe spot. I never play gta v anymore since I beat it in 2014, but your videos are way better. Salute evans. You make life better
its ok kid, once you get that degree life becomes easier. Without a degree, life sucks
did you purposely not take the parachute? Chilliad is so devilish. it's unreal
Big fan, bro
@@SonnyFnEvans Alpha male
@@SonnyFnEvans he do be telling the truth tho
Hana
@@SonnyFnEvans So you are basically saying that you are alpha male and Gtamen is a beta......
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Probably true ;)
This guy probably has the most miles walked on GTA5 I wanna see his rockstar account lol to see how many miles he has waked
The ultimate across the map, I loved it. Have you considered adding a small on-screen timer for each attempt? So when you jumpcut forward the viewer can see exactly how far you just skipped ahead, could be a good way to show just how much time you're putting into these runs. Great video brotha!
@@SonnyFnEvans ohh okay, good insight. Props for getting it done!
“My zag wasn’t ziggy enough “
-a wise man
Ultimate challenge: Can you walk across the map without taking a quick Sprunk stop?
I bet you can't do it.
Are you mad
Thanos: Impossible
Heresy burn the un pure the god emperor will erase you.
Shun the nonbeliever! Shuuuuuun the nonbeliever!!
Can’t use any roads with QSSs on them
Idea: Drive manchez across the entire map doing a slow wheelie. Take care and God bless everyone here!
Good idea.
Not possible
It's you again, nice channel, really liked the last episode! May the force be with you!
I would definitely watch it
@@maceyodu9832 Thank you very much, it warms our hearts to receive such a positive feedback. God bless!
People: Avengers is the most ambitious crossover of all time.
Sonny: Hold my sprunk.
Hmmm...naaahhh...End Game wasn't even that ambitious. NOW! Smash Ultimate, on the other hand, definitely is!
@@kasai0555 especially with Minecraft steve
@@monkeycole8899 And screw it. Even Sans!
what sort of crossover that is in this episode? because if it's the triathlon then there's no crossover since it's actually already an in-game event
@@piscessoedroen it’s a crossover of challenges and sprunk stops.
This series keeps getting funnier and funnier. Thanks for the laughs!
Who comes here just to hear this guy's voice?Its a masterpiece.Its like hearing Nat Geo's host talking except for Gta 😂
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Ohhh attempt number two hmmm...
@@alexandrehamen1186 That was a perfect recreation
Me
Im looking grrr attempt number 7...
Surprised no one mentioned this already yet, but Sonny literally has GTA Geographic videos that I reckon you'll enjoy too!😁😂👍
I discovered your videos tonight. The commentary is hilarious! "A piece of the tight" killed me
7:19 *See's that there's still 5 minutes left*
I ignored this series many times because I thought it would be just a boring video, but how I was wrong, this is the best GTA content I have seen in a long time, now I will see the others.
These are honestly the best videos on TH-cam. I look forward to them every time! 👍🏻 Picked up my own leg and smashed that like button!!! Fell. Broke something. Worth it.
I have watched so many challenge videos of yours that I subconsciously called the Sprite I was drinking "Sprunk" lmao. Keep making videos man, you're awesome!
Brilliant!
8:57 underrated, and hilarious.
Like you said, I spun around with my eyes closed, and grab something to smash the like button with. I grabbed my keyboard and smash it to my mouse button pointing to the like button.
6:25
Dearnarrator: Ohhhh nooooo
Sprunk Flavored Kool-aid man: Ohhhh yeeeeeaaaaah!
CHALLENGE: You should go across the map with the party bus without losing any parts
I come from the future. He's done it!
@@BionicleFactory very funny
I have come from the past. He hasn't done it yet.
@@obamium7292 nice
@@BionicleFactory wow you replied 2 month later
oh man sometimes i get chills from your videos, you have such a way with words lmao. best gta youtuber. also we want bully pt 3!!!!
Imagine how different GTA would be with no greifers.
The griefers didnt arrive until the Oppressor MK 1 did.
@@thatguy1080 no there were griefers from the start
I think that some greifing is fun but the nine year olds with the mk2 are annoying
I like the griefers, they are way more fun than the NPCs with their auto-aim pistol sniping and spawning out of nowhere knowing by exact location, they have no subtlety, no finesse, no creativity. What I don't like is that Rockstar designed their missions to be way more frustrating and thus significantly less fun:
1) lack of upgrade options, protective, utility, stealth, or offensive capabilities for delivery, car meet, and racing vehicles
2) mission objectives are destroy rather than theft and can be destroyed in one hit most times with weapons that are very unlikely to be dodged
3) stealth only superficially exists and it’s mostly just for the attacker to ambush with
4) minimal spawn area protection and explosives ignore the cover mechanics of the game
The Oppressor MK2 is just like the culmination of all their bad design decisions in one vehicle.
@@thatguy1080 they existed since beginning of 2014 don't glorify the past. They were only given better tools for destruction. The only time people would not fight were the first two days of an update's arrival, after that it was back.
The differing is that in 2014 it was dinka jester with cover over rear window then backing up and using ap pistol and sticky bombs -> zentorno and sticky bomb - > jet griefing - > modern day griefing
Didn't think it was possible to better the Quick Sprunk Stop, but that Synchronized Sprunk Stop was GLORIOUS!😮👌
Looks like you guys had a better time with other people in the session, but managed to mess up more yourselves😂
Was literally going to comment about taking advantage of using the Peyote Plant animals for some challenge, but I saw you already commented about that, so will look forward to seeing that too!😁👍
Bro hold up...you ain’t complete a single one 😂🤣😂💜
Wat
9:03 "See you in hell bitcheeessssss" xDDDDD
At the end of the last attempt hi legit tought the train would hit you
You’re commentary on this is absolutely brilliant
Hey evans my birthday was yesterday i just wanted to tell you.
Hey it was my birthday yesterday as well lets go 21st October 😀😀
@@ussybolt mine was on the 20th
@@ussybolt no way so is mine
Same
@@luisgalic6581 no was so is mine Too...
i love the guy that gave you advice at 9:07, “for steep areas, point your gun forward and walk”
0:49 *Opens eyes, sees my mothers old Shitzu.*
Im sorry little one...
You should of used off-road bikes since you can do jumps with them. It would of save your lifes multiple times.
Then it wouldn't be a challenge now would it?
@@subawd01 But would it be called a challenge if your using a racing bike. There is a huge difference in speed.
Sprunk stop!
how tf did you add a pic at the end of your comment?
@@paulbaltazarrr if you're a member of the channel I think that's how. Could be wrong though
What a glorious challenge video😃
Here's an idea for you to consider, drive two Petrol Tankers across the map, from Paleto Bay, to the Oil Derricks on the outskirts of Los Santos, wait 30 secs, swap trailers, then on to LSIA, then do a full loop around LSIA, drive through the city, then out to Sandy Shores, to the Airfield then stop at the Gas Station close to Trevor's 'house', Swap trailers again, from there go out to Grapeseed Airfield, then back up to the gas station by the mechanic in Paleto Bay. Adding in as many Sprunk stops to the route as you like. This might be to complex for you and Dave to do, Sonny, but I thought the idea of driving two explosive relatively slow vehicles across the map, in a 25+ player lobby, would be interesting. Anyways, have a good day, thanks for reading my comment!!
Just disinfected the like and subscribe buttons with hand sanitizer. Stay clean my friends and enjoy a quick sprunk stop for me
Here's a challenge: Drive a tugboat around the map without dying
Challenge twist (optional): Blast the horn when any curious players come to you
Well it was a great vid bro
But i was looking frwrd to Cops and Crooks
I read the post and was sad
Hope u dont get into trble and post it soon
"My zag wasn't ziggy enough !"
That's brilliant.
Discovered this channel yesterday... I've already watched like 15 videos and I can't stop.
You guys are hilarious.
Now I'm off for a quick Sprunk stop.
0:40 "Swim across Paleto Bay"🤔
Why have I not seen a comment about this mistake?
Sonny Evans: *we swim across paleto bay*
Also Sonny Evans: Shows, draws, and swims across alamo sea
I wonder how much sprunk they've consumed in their lifetime
It might be in the in game stats actually? 😂
Ok, now that was neat. Around the 10:00 mark you showed your script. It's cool to know that that's a thing people do, as I would also write out a script for my videos when I used to make content
Sonny should start his videos "Good morning Sprunks and Sprunkettes"
I smashed the like button with my BONG!
Walk across the gta map in ballistic equipment without getting blown up LOL
I appreciate that this is literally repetitive gta online content and it’s good and feel less repetitive and more like an episodic experience where we grow together
Also the about gta online bit: the series acknowledges that gta online is scuffed but doesn’t make a big deal out of it and do rant videos
first time i’ve been so early that i haven’t even had my noon sprunk break yet
3:21 the greatest line!
Sorry, kitty. It was nice knowing you.
2020 - 2020
0:55 my cat
Sonny: attempt number one
*long distance travel plays*
This channel is so creative and original at the same time. Because it reminds me like documantary from known people like bear grylls and other famous people but this is entertaining.
The moment we have all been waiting for...
Love this dudes voices. Especially the mmm sweet sprunk stop
Sony u the best
@@SonnyFnEvans no both of you
@@rhemedyextract no u and sonyy!
@@mafian4o797 no all of us
@@rhemedyextract yess
Every time Evans speak it sounds like he’s reciting a verse in the bible very excitedly 😂
Waiting for Cops Vs. Crooks season 2.👍
I just love these videos!! You and Dave make a great team!
This is how my dad explained how he got to school as a kid
This „joke“ has been regurgitated for at least one year already thousand of times. Isn’t it embarrassing having to repeat other people’s jokes?
@@Celisar1 its just a joke calm your tits so what if everybody says it
@@bendover7757 then it’s not funny and basically shouldn’t be considered a joke anymore
Your "across the map" Videos are the best thing ever
"We have now poked the beehive with our micro submachine guns."
I've been watching way too much critikal because when you said "with our micro" I expected the next word to be something very different.
Ah, it's in my head now.
microSCOPE?
That sprunk stop man!!!
#10/10
Challenge: Drive across the map in a panto with all its tires blown out
I couldn't remember the name of this channel, so i just wrote "a quick sprunk stop~" and it worked lmao. Nice video btw!
10:00 Please tell me the name of the song
Sounds like something Gustavo Santaolalla would write. I'm just commenting here so that if someone answers I would find out too...
Shazam actually found it over the voice! It's "The Scent Of The Andes · Mythical Score Society", cheers!
Please include more of your in-game chat. Stuff is was too funny hahaha
Smashed my girlfriend, ty for the advice.
Honey, could you be a dear? Aim your face at that like button...
With a fn prof pic lmaoo
Profile Pic Says Otherwise
@@bnj9031 I meant normally the fact that he’s young cause they are mostly young and don’t go searching up cause those facts are from awhile ago
@@Marcustrashfortthis lick is like 3 years old im too lazy to change
3:16 that´s why you should always wear a helmet when going offroad biking
my challenge: " Can you drive the Old Tractor or Lawn mower across the map in GTA Online without Dying? "
Rarely was I so entertained by a voice over. Sonny Evans, you could read a law book and I would be even glad to listen.
Love all the videos, I sure will try myself to beat that time!
Staring the morning with some sonny Evans do be cracking a good laugh
A amazing glorious “ waits to seconds”
Now in a dramatically calm but deep voice “quick sprunk stop”
I laugh a lot on these videos man!
11:00 I was waiting for a train to just zoom past
I smashed a “Sahne Dessert” into my phone (like button)! Thanks you @Sonny Evans that I have to clean up my room now.
This is by far the best videos I have ever seen! Great job!
I have a challenge. Can you walk from Saloon in Armadillo to the Saloon in Van Horn, WITHOUT crossing over the railroad at any point? Oh and no minimap!!!
My favorite moment for all his vids is "I saw Dave hurt, lying on the ground. I ran in his direction, getting closer and closer, and strat past him for a quick sprunk stop
6:25
Dave: Oh nooo
Kool-Aid Man: *OH YEAAAAHHH*
steal an inferno and make the npc chase you across the map to fight you or get his car back.. from the cinema to trevors or something like that.
8:57 is my absolute favorite part!
“SEE YOU IN HELL, BITCHES!” 🤣😆
I love these guys, the background music, and the narration all 👌
the best game content on youtube. cheers from brazil !
He speaks with poems and it's the most beautiful thing ever🥺
8:57 favorite part😂😂
Ahhh these never get old love these videos
Sonny, you should try to go around the map while on 5 stars. Like start in Paleto Bay, go down the highway, make it into Los Santos, drive by the airport, make it over the bridge, take the highway to where Dom jumps off, pass the wind farm, the weed farm, the hippy camp, then you're back in Paleto Bay.
You're missing the ultimate challenge - driving a Faggio in reverse all the way across the map...
I would have died of laughter if at 11:01 he just immediately got hit by a passing train and introduced the next attempt
0:45 sweet epic juicy Victory Royale
Suggestion: Swim around the entire map! With sprunk stops of course.
No one:
Sonny: “sensative”
OK, I stood up, stood in one spot, spun around 10 times....and then, well, I kinda blacked out and fell over into my computer. Now, I can't remember what we were supposed to do after that. I'm sure I'll figure it out, though! Great vid!
0:14 when he says undefeated he is using air quotation.
But you can’t see it
"See you in hell bitches!!" 💀💀💀😂
What is that outro song? It gets stuck in my head after every one of your videos!